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Bless Up, Chance the Rapper, and Life: u/Fio_Fiddlesworth ld imgur So my Mom sold one of her schnauzer puppies to an aspiring photographer DrSmashlove So u know how I said a few weeks ago that I tried all the healthy ice creams and I was done with them, and I was going back to real ice cream? About that. See there comes a time in yo life when u realize: u just ainโ€™t about that life. It come at different times for different people. Some of u pretty ladies go to music festivals. And yโ€™all got that friend Mandy. Mandy got a lil marketing gig in the city where she make a good wage. Went to a good school. Seem normal. But she different. U knew it when u hit Lollapalooza with her and watched her pop a Molly, pop three pills where she ainโ€™t even know what pills they are, some cool white kid in a Larry Bird jersey just handed them to yโ€™all so she took them, smoked a blunt, then snorted coke with that same kid in a port a potty. U seen her 15 min later vibing to Chance the Rapper while a lil bit of puke dribbled out the corner of her mouth while she looked around crazily and on that day, u had a realization: u ainโ€™t bout that life. Mandy? Bout that life. U? Not about that life ๐Ÿ˜‚. Thatโ€™s me with ice cream. I went to Mariano super market. Grabbed some Ben and Jerry Cookie Dough. Seen it had 60 grams fat - 1,120 calories-pint. Gently caressed my 6 pack over my t shirt. And reflected on the fact that Iโ€™m just not bout that life. So I copped some skinny cow ice cream sandwiches. Each one got 160 calories. I eat two to get satisfied and thatโ€™s plenty. I gotta eat seven them b!tches to equal one pint of Ben and Jerry. I used to be bigger. Had a 36 waist. Ate whatever I wanted. I canโ€™t go back to that place. Iโ€™m a new smash. U feel me? Iโ€™m in a different place. Iโ€™ll eat B + J once in a blue moon bc it (and Jeniโ€™s) are still the GOATs but for daily use, imma stick to these skinny cows. P.s. Skinny cow please make them rectangular with a paper (not plastic) cover. On the rare occasion my mama bought us a box of generic ice cream sandwiches, peeling the paper off as it sticks to the ice cream on the side and then liiiiiicking it up the side was the best part. The adult equivalent is peeling the panties off a woman, seeing them stick to the Nani, and liiiiiiiicking...well, yโ€™all get the point ๐Ÿค—. Bless up! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Bless Up, Chance the Rapper, and Life: u/Fio_Fiddlesworth ld imgur
 So my Mom sold one of her schnauzer
 puppies to an aspiring photographer
 DrSmashlove
So u know how I said a few weeks ago that I tried all the healthy ice creams and I was done with them, and I was going back to real ice cream? About that. See there comes a time in yo life when u realize: u just ainโ€™t about that life. It come at different times for different people. Some of u pretty ladies go to music festivals. And yโ€™all got that friend Mandy. Mandy got a lil marketing gig in the city where she make a good wage. Went to a good school. Seem normal. But she different. U knew it when u hit Lollapalooza with her and watched her pop a Molly, pop three pills where she ainโ€™t even know what pills they are, some cool white kid in a Larry Bird jersey just handed them to yโ€™all so she took them, smoked a blunt, then snorted coke with that same kid in a port a potty. U seen her 15 min later vibing to Chance the Rapper while a lil bit of puke dribbled out the corner of her mouth while she looked around crazily and on that day, u had a realization: u ainโ€™t bout that life. Mandy? Bout that life. U? Not about that life ๐Ÿ˜‚. Thatโ€™s me with ice cream. I went to Mariano super market. Grabbed some Ben and Jerry Cookie Dough. Seen it had 60 grams fat - 1,120 calories-pint. Gently caressed my 6 pack over my t shirt. And reflected on the fact that Iโ€™m just not bout that life. So I copped some skinny cow ice cream sandwiches. Each one got 160 calories. I eat two to get satisfied and thatโ€™s plenty. I gotta eat seven them b!tches to equal one pint of Ben and Jerry. I used to be bigger. Had a 36 waist. Ate whatever I wanted. I canโ€™t go back to that place. Iโ€™m a new smash. U feel me? Iโ€™m in a different place. Iโ€™ll eat B + J once in a blue moon bc it (and Jeniโ€™s) are still the GOATs but for daily use, imma stick to these skinny cows. P.s. Skinny cow please make them rectangular with a paper (not plastic) cover. On the rare occasion my mama bought us a box of generic ice cream sandwiches, peeling the paper off as it sticks to the ice cream on the side and then liiiiiicking it up the side was the best part. The adult equivalent is peeling the panties off a woman, seeing them stick to the Nani, and liiiiiiiicking...well, yโ€™all get the point ๐Ÿค—. Bless up! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

So u know how I said a few weeks ago that I tried all the healthy ice creams and I was done with them, and I was going back to real ice crea...

Bailey Jay, Memes, and Supreme: Delhi may breathe easier this Diwali Clear Skies, Dry Winds, Cracker Ban To Help: Experts Vishwa Mohan & Amit Bhattacharya ITNN Though pollution has spiked ...the foul air is recently... likely to clear because New Delhi:The city is likely 350 to witness cleanerairthisDi wali and a less polluted year 300 2017 AQI 302 Rise in pollution is overall, Union environment261 due to haze caused by moist easterly winds ministry and Central Pollu 250 tion Control Board (CPCB) officials have said, based on 200- forecasts of meteorological 193 conditions and anti-pollu- 150 tion steps which are begin- ning to show results. Wind direction now changing to north 2016 AQInorthwesterly, dry 161 winds that clear haze Clear skies likely before and after Diwali, which will help The Supreme Court's re- cent ban on sale of firecrack ers is also expected to help 1 2,3 4 56 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 in air movement and Source SAFAR dispersal of pollutants wali emergency conditio s such as o li isonThu- "This year will certainly be even (car rationing), hes prevent deterioration of air beyond last year's level. Weather conditions such most official in the ministry as clear skies and inflow of overseeing the gamut of pol that prompt authorities to dry winds expected over the lution control measures,said. sort to measure extweek-Diwal sday support what Arun better than 2016. We won't see Kumar Mehta, the Ab hamari Dilli Saans Le sakegi... Yuhuu๐Ÿ˜Ž Thanks Modiji๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ™ Jai Hind.. bcbaba
Bailey Jay, Memes, and Supreme: Delhi may breathe
 easier this Diwali
 Clear Skies, Dry Winds, Cracker Ban To Help: Experts
 Vishwa Mohan &
 Amit Bhattacharya ITNN
 Though pollution has spiked ...the foul air is
 recently...
 likely to clear
 because
 New Delhi:The city is likely 350
 to witness cleanerairthisDi
 wali and a less polluted year 300
 2017 AQI 302
 Rise in pollution is
 overall, Union environment261
 due to haze caused by
 moist easterly winds
 ministry and Central Pollu 250
 tion Control Board (CPCB)
 officials have said, based on 200-
 forecasts of meteorological 193
 conditions and anti-pollu- 150
 tion steps which are begin-
 ning to show results.
 Wind direction now
 changing to north
 2016 AQInorthwesterly, dry
 161
 winds that clear haze
 Clear skies likely
 before and after
 Diwali, which will help
 The Supreme Court's re-
 cent ban on sale of firecrack
 ers is also expected to help
 1 2,3 4 56 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 in air movement and
 Source SAFAR dispersal of pollutants
 wali emergency conditio
 s such as o
 li isonThu- "This year will certainly be even (car rationing), hes
 prevent deterioration of air
 beyond last year's level.
 Weather conditions such
 most official in the ministry
 as clear skies and inflow of overseeing the gamut of pol that prompt authorities to
 dry winds expected over the lution control measures,said. sort to measure
 extweek-Diwal
 sday support what Arun better than 2016. We won't see
 Kumar Mehta, the
Ab hamari Dilli Saans Le sakegi... Yuhuu๐Ÿ˜Ž Thanks Modiji๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ™ Jai Hind.. bcbaba

Ab hamari Dilli Saans Le sakegi... Yuhuu๐Ÿ˜Ž Thanks Modiji๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ™ Jai Hind.. bcbaba

Being Alone, Ass, and Bad: I'm a 21 year-old male. I was out running my 2 miles. Headphones in, music playing, minding my own business. I round the corner at about the halfway point of the run and I see this big black duck looking at me. As I get closer, think to myself, "Man, that's a brave duck, why isn't he running away?" I keep running and realize the duck not only isn't afraid of me or running away, he's running right at me. So I stop and squat down, thinking maybe he was hurt and needed help or something. This bitch ass giant fucking black duck takes a huge bite out of my leg. Like, not playing, drew blood kinda bite I'm thinking to myself, "What the fuck?" So I'm like, maybe he's just an asshole and I keep running think he will leave me alone. I start running again and the faster Irun, the faster he chases me. I start sprinting and he is literally flying behind me attacking me. I'm thinking, "Ive got enough fucking problems in my life as it is man, I dont need this shit so I stop running again kinda like in disbelief trying to figure out what to do. In all my years of being a person, Ive never trained for this This little punk ass duck is chomping on my ankles and it's actually really hurting. He starts grabbing my shoelaces and untying them as I'm trying to run backwards away from him. Weve covered a quarter mile at this point. I try picking him up and throwing him back away from me every time he lunges for blood. I'm thinking, "How the fuck am I gonna explain this if I have to go to the doctor for a duck attack? I'm a grown ass man. This isbullshit." I try running again and he keeps flying after me. I'm at a loss. I dont know what to do at this point. I'm manage to get my phone and start texting my girlfriend, asking her what to do. Am I really gonna have to kill this duck to get away? Like, I don't want to, but I might have to actually fucking kick this duck or grab it by the neck? Seriously?" We have covered 3/4 of a mile at this point. He bites me again and I drop my phone. I pick it up quickly. Who do I call? I've got fucking scars and cuts all over me. While I'm debating whether stand-your-ground laws apply to ducks, I hear a noise; Someone else was outside walking on an adjacent street and came to see what all of the commotion was This was a big mistake. The duck smelled blood, and gave up attacking me to chase after my savior. I saw my window and booked it home running the last half mile in 2:50 flat. I feel kinda bad, that duck has probably killed that dude by now. The last saw of him was the look I took over my shoulder running away as he made the same mistake I did, looking down to see if the duck was hurt worth the read
Being Alone, Ass, and Bad: I'm a 21 year-old male. I was out running my 2 miles. Headphones in, music playing, minding my own
 business. I round the corner at about the halfway point of the run and I see this big black duck looking at
 me. As I get closer, think to myself, "Man, that's a brave duck, why isn't he running away?" I keep running
 and realize the duck not only isn't afraid of me or running away, he's running right at me. So I stop and
 squat down, thinking maybe he was hurt and needed help or something. This bitch ass giant fucking black
 duck takes a huge bite out of my leg. Like, not playing, drew blood kinda bite
 I'm thinking to myself, "What the fuck?" So I'm like, maybe he's just an asshole and I keep running think he
 will leave me alone. I start running again and the faster Irun, the faster he chases me. I start sprinting and
 he is literally flying behind me attacking me. I'm thinking, "Ive got enough fucking problems in my life as it is
 man, I dont need this shit so I stop running again kinda like in disbelief trying to figure out what to do. In all
 my years of being a person, Ive never trained for this
 This little punk ass duck is chomping on my ankles and it's actually really hurting. He starts grabbing my
 shoelaces and untying them as I'm trying to run backwards away from him. Weve covered a quarter mile at
 this point. I try picking him up and throwing him back away from me every time he lunges for blood. I'm
 thinking, "How the fuck am I gonna explain this if I have to go to the doctor for a duck attack? I'm a grown
 ass man. This isbullshit."
 I try running again and he keeps flying after me. I'm at a loss. I dont know what to do at this point. I'm
 manage to get my phone and start texting my girlfriend, asking her what to do. Am I really gonna have to
 kill this duck to get away? Like, I don't want to, but I might have to actually fucking kick this duck or grab it
 by the neck? Seriously?" We have covered 3/4 of a mile at this point. He bites me again and I drop my
 phone. I pick it up quickly. Who do I call? I've got fucking scars and cuts all over me. While I'm debating
 whether stand-your-ground laws apply to ducks, I hear a noise; Someone else was outside walking on an
 adjacent street and came to see what all of the commotion was
 This was a big mistake. The duck smelled blood, and gave up attacking me to chase after my savior. I saw
 my window and booked it home running the last half mile in 2:50 flat. I feel kinda bad, that duck has
 probably killed that dude by now. The last saw of him was the look I took over my shoulder running away
 as he made the same mistake I did, looking down to see if the duck was hurt
worth the read

worth the read

Bad, Bad Boys, and Dating: Let's Talk: How Old Is Too Old To Be Dating a Drug Dealer or Gangster? @balleralert Let's Talk: How Old Is Too Old To Be Dating a Drug Dealer or Gangster? - blogged by @MsJennyb โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € As women, we all go through stages in our lives where we date different โ€œtypesโ€ of men, from the bad boys to mommaโ€™s boys to broke boys and gangsters. But there comes a time where you have to give up a certain type of lifestyle to progress in the real world. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € As a teen, dealing with a bad boy-drug dealer is fun and adventurous. Your man has money to blow; youโ€™re able to live lavishly, flaunting designer bags and shoes, while your other teenaged friends work for their money. However, living life on the edge, without a care in the world is only fun while it lasts. As you get older, you realize that there is so much more to live for, and the dangers of dealing with a drug dealer or gangster isnโ€™t all that itโ€™s cracked up to be. What happens when you get caught in the crossfire of a dispute over an exchange? What happens when you get shot in retaliation over territory or just to send a message? โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € As women, we must be more aware of the red flags in a relationship. Dating drug dealers and gangsters should never be acceptable, because when they assume the risks, you become collateral damage. As women, we should set a higher standard on the type of men we date, because we deserve that much. A man should want to be better for you, rather than drag you into his illegitimate lifestyle. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € For instance, Falicia Blakely. She let her boyfriend convince her to start "hitting licks," now she is sitting in jail and her son is without a mother. Alice Jones was sentenced to 24 years in jail for a drug conspiracy because of a man she was involved with. There have been stories about young women who have had bright futures, and lost it all or their lives, because of the man they chose to deal with. When you reach a certain point in your life, you have to think your age. The drug dealer lifestyle is not only dangerous but you donโ€™t want to live your life with regrets. Life is too short and Iโ€™m sure you want more from your life. Think and make sure you are living responsibly!
Bad, Bad Boys, and Dating: Let's Talk: How Old Is Too Old To Be
 Dating a Drug Dealer or Gangster?
 @balleralert
Let's Talk: How Old Is Too Old To Be Dating a Drug Dealer or Gangster? - blogged by @MsJennyb โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € As women, we all go through stages in our lives where we date different โ€œtypesโ€ of men, from the bad boys to mommaโ€™s boys to broke boys and gangsters. But there comes a time where you have to give up a certain type of lifestyle to progress in the real world. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € As a teen, dealing with a bad boy-drug dealer is fun and adventurous. Your man has money to blow; youโ€™re able to live lavishly, flaunting designer bags and shoes, while your other teenaged friends work for their money. However, living life on the edge, without a care in the world is only fun while it lasts. As you get older, you realize that there is so much more to live for, and the dangers of dealing with a drug dealer or gangster isnโ€™t all that itโ€™s cracked up to be. What happens when you get caught in the crossfire of a dispute over an exchange? What happens when you get shot in retaliation over territory or just to send a message? โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € As women, we must be more aware of the red flags in a relationship. Dating drug dealers and gangsters should never be acceptable, because when they assume the risks, you become collateral damage. As women, we should set a higher standard on the type of men we date, because we deserve that much. A man should want to be better for you, rather than drag you into his illegitimate lifestyle. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € For instance, Falicia Blakely. She let her boyfriend convince her to start "hitting licks," now she is sitting in jail and her son is without a mother. Alice Jones was sentenced to 24 years in jail for a drug conspiracy because of a man she was involved with. There have been stories about young women who have had bright futures, and lost it all or their lives, because of the man they chose to deal with. When you reach a certain point in your life, you have to think your age. The drug dealer lifestyle is not only dangerous but you donโ€™t want to live your life with regrets. Life is too short and Iโ€™m sure you want more from your life. Think and make sure you are living responsibly!

Let's Talk: How Old Is Too Old To Be Dating a Drug Dealer or Gangster? - blogged by @MsJennyb โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € As women, we all go through st...