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Animals, College, and Crying: jacks @aJackieLarsen so my school installed a cry closet in the library LMFAOoooooo0O what is higher education A Safe Place for Stressed Out Students Otherwise known as The Cry Closet This space is meant to provide a place for students studying for finals to take a short 10- minute break. Rules of the Closet 1. Knock before entering 2. Only one person in the closet at a time 3. Limit your time in the closet to no more than10 minutes 4. Turn lights and timer off before leaving 5. Use #cryclosetuotu if posting on social media Artist: Nemo Miller in collaboration with Tony Miller and David Meyer <p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/173308917734/modernjudgementarcana-celticpyro" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://modernjudgementarcana.tumblr.com/post/173308117133/celticpyro-tastefullyoffensive-via" class="tumblr_blog">modernjudgementarcana</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/173305456889/tastefullyoffensive-via-ajackielarsen-to-the" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/173304766682/via-ajackielarsen" class="tumblr_blog">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>(via <a href="https://twitter.com/aJackieLarsen/status/988820882717003776">aJackieLarsen</a>)</p></blockquote> <p>To the people replying with “Lol them Special Snowflakes” and “If you need this you’re not ready for college!”…shut up maybe?</p> <p>College is stressful and some people have anxiety/depression/ADHD/panic attacks/sensory overload/whatever. I saw this and the first thing I thought of was “Hey, this is great for when I get really upset because I’ve had massive emotional breakdowns a few times this semester! Now I don’t have to run off to the soccer field and hide in the bushes!”</p> </blockquote> <p>My college had therapy dogs. I get the intention behind the closet, but personally I prefer the dogs. <br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Dogs sound like a great idea, honestly. Really, the more mental health resources, the better. <br/></p></blockquote> <p>The local shelter used to bring puppies for us to play with during finals week and that was awesome. But I honestly feel like I would be more anxious if you saw me running into a room with stuffed animals to go crying.</p><p>Plus it’s a small dark room on a college campus. </p><p>People are gonna fuck in it.</p>
Animals, College, and Crying: jacks
 @aJackieLarsen
 so my school installed a cry closet in the
 library LMFAOoooooo0O what is higher
 education

 A Safe Place for Stressed Out Students
 Otherwise known as The Cry Closet
 This space is meant to provide a place for
 students studying for finals to take a short 10-
 minute break.
 Rules of the Closet
 1. Knock before entering
 2. Only one person in the closet at a time
 3. Limit your time in the closet to no more
 than10 minutes
 4. Turn lights and timer off before leaving
 5. Use #cryclosetuotu if posting on social
 media
 Artist: Nemo Miller in collaboration with Tony Miller and David Meyer
<p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/173308917734/modernjudgementarcana-celticpyro" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://modernjudgementarcana.tumblr.com/post/173308117133/celticpyro-tastefullyoffensive-via" class="tumblr_blog">modernjudgementarcana</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/173305456889/tastefullyoffensive-via-ajackielarsen-to-the" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/173304766682/via-ajackielarsen" class="tumblr_blog">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>(via <a href="https://twitter.com/aJackieLarsen/status/988820882717003776">aJackieLarsen</a>)</p></blockquote>
<p>To the people replying with “Lol them Special Snowflakes” and “If you need this you’re not ready for college!”…shut up maybe?</p>
<p>College is stressful and some people have anxiety/depression/ADHD/panic attacks/sensory overload/whatever. I saw this and the first thing I thought of was “Hey, this is great for when I get really upset because I’ve had massive emotional breakdowns a few times this semester! Now I don’t have to run off to the soccer field and hide in the bushes!”</p>
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<p>My college had therapy dogs. I get the intention behind the closet, but personally I prefer the dogs. <br/></p>
</blockquote>
<p>Dogs sound like a great idea, honestly. Really, the more mental health resources, the better. <br/></p></blockquote>

<p>The local shelter used to bring puppies for us to play with during finals week and that was awesome. But I honestly feel like I would be more anxious if you saw me running into a room with stuffed animals to go crying.</p><p>Plus it’s a small dark room on a college campus. </p><p>People are gonna fuck in it.</p>

<p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/173308917734/modernjudgementarcana-celticpyro" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p> <block...

Fall, God, and Huh: My character's hame is Rocket. Hes a genetically enhanced raccoon witha gun fetish. <p><a href="http://tarathiel.tumblr.com/post/172403457857" class="tumblr_blog">tarathiel</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://therealfeedback.tumblr.com/post/169535311104/sperari-foundloveinbudapest-obsessiforge" class="tumblr_blog">therealfeedback</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://sperari.tumblr.com/post/102829591486/foundloveinbudapest-obsessiforge" class="tumblr_blog">sperari</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://foundloveinbudapest.tumblr.com/post/102829111761/obsessiforge-bluandorange-so-ive-got-this" class="tumblr_blog">foundloveinbudapest</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://obsessiforge.tumblr.com/post/101934507070/bluandorange-so-ive-got-this-headcanon-that">obsessiforge</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bluandorange.tumblr.com/post/101827855795/so-ive-got-this-headcanon-that-guardians-of-the">bluandorange</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>so <a href="http://bluandorange.tumblr.com/tagged/avengers%20play%20gotg/chrono">I’ve got this headcanon</a> that Guardians of the Galaxy is really the Avengers playing a table top roleplaying game, where Bucky’s the DM who suffers through heaps and loads of trolling </p> <p>Mostly from Steve</p> <p><em>Especially</em> from Steve</p> </blockquote> <p>Which means Natasha was the one who sat down and wrote out the long, comprehensive backstory for her kickass space assassin Gamora, that Bucky keeps trying to work into the campaign but they keep getting sidetracked by –</p> <p>Tony who just created what he sees himself as – the suave, wise-cracking space vagabond.</p> <p>Thor who needed a lot of help building his character and decided on a couple easy to remember traits (Strong, honor, doesn’t get metaphors)</p> <p>and Bruce who’s actually too busy to pay full attention so any time Bucky asks what he wants to do he just says “I am Groot” and lets Steve decide</p> </blockquote> <p>Oh my god.</p> </blockquote> <p>Headcanon accepted <em>so hard</em></p> </blockquote> <p>“We need to break out of this prison. Bucky, do I know anything about it?”<br/></p> <p>“Roll knowledge, Steve.”<br/></p> <p>“Seventeen.”<br/></p> <p>“From your years of experience and multiple prison escapes, you believe that if you can get one of the prison guard’s security bands to get into the watchtower, and one of the power cells to overload the security systems, you should be able to pull off an escape.”<br/></p> <p>“Perfect. Nat, you have sleight of hand trained, right?”<br/></p> <p>“Yes I do, Steve.”<br/></p> <p>“Alright, you get the wristband. Bruce, grab the power cell.”<br/></p> <p>“Yeah, sure, I am Groot.”<br/></p> <p>“Even in a board game, boy scout has to give the orders, huh?”<br/></p> <p>“Alright Tony, what’s-”<br/></p> <p>“Excuse me, my name <i>Star Lord, </i>thank you.”<br/></p> <p>“…Alright, Star Lord. What’s your plan?”<br/></p> <p>“Well…Bucky?”<br/></p> <p>“Knowledge, Tony.”<br/></p> <p>“…Four.”<br/></p> <p>“You’ve never been in prison before, so you have no idea. You think Rocket’s plan makes sense though.”<br/></p> <p>“Alright, fine. What do you want me to do, Captain Raccoon?”</p> <p>“Only the most important for you, Space King. Bucky, does anyone in the prison have a robotic arm?”<br/></p> <p>“I swear if you’re going where I think you’re going with–”<br/></p> <p>“Okay, leg. Robotic leg, not arm.”<br/></p> <p>“Yes, there is one guy with a prosthetic leg.”<br/></p> <p>“Tony I want you to get me that guy’s leg.”<br/></p> <p>“…Why?”<br/></p> <p>“Just trust me, we need it for the plan.”<br/></p> <p>“Bucky, can I sense motive on Rocket?”<br/></p> <p>“Go ahead.”<br/></p> <p>“…These dice are weighted.”</p> <p>“What?”</p> <p>“What’d you get, Stark?”<br/></p> <p>“One.”<br/></p> <p>“Not only do you believe that Rocket needs the leg, you believe it is the single most important part of the plan. Without that leg, everything will fall to pieces.”<br/></p> <p>“Okay, fine, I’ll get the leg.”<br/></p> <p>“Perfect. Avengers, let’s get to work.”<br/></p> <p>“Removing the power cell will set off the alarm, so you believe you should start with–”<br/></p> <p>“I go remove the power cell.”<br/></p> <p>“…Bruce, that’s…not a good idea. Like I said, ripping that out will set off the alarm.”<br/></p> <p>“Right, exactly, sounds like fun. I go to rip it out.”<br/></p> <p>“But…but I spent all week coming up with persuasion and stealth scenarios for–-”<br/></p> <p>“This is what, a strength check?”<br/></p> <p>“…Yes Bruce, it’s a strength check.”<br/></p> <p>“I got a 20.”<br/></p> <p>“…You rip out the power cell with a single tug, setting off the alarm and alerting every single guard in the prison to your escape attempt. Roll for initiative, and remember that I hate all of you.”</p> </blockquote> <p style=""><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/m0acOk2ZOgBXUcdGHg-6ELw">@rose-de-noire</a><br/></p> </blockquote>
Fall, God, and Huh: My character's
 hame is
 Rocket.
 Hes a
 genetically enhanced
 raccoon witha
 gun fetish.
<p><a href="http://tarathiel.tumblr.com/post/172403457857" class="tumblr_blog">tarathiel</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://therealfeedback.tumblr.com/post/169535311104/sperari-foundloveinbudapest-obsessiforge" class="tumblr_blog">therealfeedback</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://sperari.tumblr.com/post/102829591486/foundloveinbudapest-obsessiforge" class="tumblr_blog">sperari</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://foundloveinbudapest.tumblr.com/post/102829111761/obsessiforge-bluandorange-so-ive-got-this" class="tumblr_blog">foundloveinbudapest</a>:</p>

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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://obsessiforge.tumblr.com/post/101934507070/bluandorange-so-ive-got-this-headcanon-that">obsessiforge</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bluandorange.tumblr.com/post/101827855795/so-ive-got-this-headcanon-that-guardians-of-the">bluandorange</a>:</p>
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<p>so <a href="http://bluandorange.tumblr.com/tagged/avengers%20play%20gotg/chrono">I’ve got this headcanon</a> that Guardians of the Galaxy is really the Avengers playing a table top roleplaying game, where Bucky’s the DM who suffers through heaps and loads of trolling </p>
<p>Mostly from Steve</p>
<p><em>Especially</em> from Steve</p>
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<p>Which means Natasha was the one who sat down and wrote out the long, comprehensive backstory for her kickass space assassin Gamora, that Bucky keeps trying to work into the campaign but they keep getting sidetracked by –</p>
<p>Tony who just created what he sees himself as – the suave, wise-cracking space vagabond.</p>
<p>Thor who needed a lot of help building his character and decided on a couple easy to remember traits (Strong, honor, doesn’t get metaphors)</p>
<p>and Bruce who’s actually too busy to pay full attention so any time Bucky asks what he wants to do he just says “I am Groot” and lets Steve decide</p>
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<p>Oh my god.</p>
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<p>Headcanon accepted <em>so hard</em></p>
</blockquote>
<p>“We need to break out of this prison. Bucky, do I know anything about it?”<br/></p>

<p>“Roll knowledge, Steve.”<br/></p>

<p>“Seventeen.”<br/></p>

<p>“From your years of experience and multiple prison escapes, you believe that if you can get one of the prison guard’s security bands to get into the watchtower, and one of the power cells to overload the security systems, you should be able to pull off an escape.”<br/></p>

<p>“Perfect. Nat, you have sleight of hand trained, right?”<br/></p>

<p>“Yes I do, Steve.”<br/></p>

<p>“Alright, you get the wristband. Bruce, grab the power cell.”<br/></p>

<p>“Yeah, sure, I am Groot.”<br/></p>

<p>“Even in a board game, boy scout has to give the orders, huh?”<br/></p>

<p>“Alright Tony, what’s-”<br/></p>

<p>“Excuse me, my name <i>Star Lord, </i>thank you.”<br/></p>

<p>“…Alright, Star Lord. What’s your plan?”<br/></p>

<p>“Well…Bucky?”<br/></p>

<p>“Knowledge, Tony.”<br/></p>

<p>“…Four.”<br/></p>

<p>“You’ve never been in prison before, so you have no idea. You think Rocket’s plan makes sense though.”<br/></p>

<p>“Alright, fine. What do you want me to do, Captain Raccoon?”</p>

<p>“Only the most important for you, Space King. Bucky, does anyone in the prison have a robotic arm?”<br/></p>

<p>“I swear if you’re going where I think you’re going with–”<br/></p>

<p>“Okay, leg. Robotic leg, not arm.”<br/></p>

<p>“Yes, there is one guy with a prosthetic leg.”<br/></p>

<p>“Tony I want you to get me that guy’s leg.”<br/></p>

<p>“…Why?”<br/></p>

<p>“Just trust me, we need it for the plan.”<br/></p>

<p>“Bucky, can I sense motive on Rocket?”<br/></p>

<p>“Go ahead.”<br/></p>

<p>“…These dice are weighted.”</p>

<p>“What?”</p>

<p>“What’d you get, Stark?”<br/></p>

<p>“One.”<br/></p>

<p>“Not only do you believe that Rocket needs the leg, you believe it is the single most important part of the plan. Without that leg, everything will fall to pieces.”<br/></p>

<p>“Okay, fine, I’ll get the leg.”<br/></p>

<p>“Perfect. Avengers, let’s get to work.”<br/></p>

<p>“Removing the power cell will set off the alarm, so you believe you should start with–”<br/></p>

<p>“I go remove the power cell.”<br/></p>

<p>“…Bruce, that’s…not a good idea. Like I said, ripping that out will set off the alarm.”<br/></p>

<p>“Right, exactly, sounds like fun. I go to rip it out.”<br/></p>

<p>“But…but I spent all week coming up with persuasion and stealth scenarios for–-”<br/></p>

<p>“This is what, a strength check?”<br/></p>

<p>“…Yes Bruce, it’s a strength check.”<br/></p>

<p>“I got a 20.”<br/></p>

<p>“…You rip out the power cell with a single tug, setting off the alarm and alerting every single guard in the prison to your escape attempt. Roll for initiative, and remember that I hate all of you.”</p>
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<p style=""><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/m0acOk2ZOgBXUcdGHg-6ELw">@rose-de-noire</a><br/></p>
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<p><a href="http://tarathiel.tumblr.com/post/172403457857" class="tumblr_blog">tarathiel</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://therealfee...

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 Replying to @niceboydmd
 Please drink a glass of water or milk and contact the Poison Control Center(800-
 222-1222) or a Doctor Immediately.
 2
 Tide@tide 1h
 Replying to @LaurelSlutsky
 We are so sorry this has happened Laurel. Can you please contact us @ (800)879-
 8433 (M-F 9-6 EST) so we can ask questions and gather some information? We
 really want to know what happened!
 Tide@tide 1h
 Replying to @TDX
 Our Product is absolutely not to be consumed. Plesae, if you have, drink a glass of
 water or milk and contact the Poison Control Center(800-222-1222) or a Doctor
 Immediately.
 tl 11
 9
 Tide@tide Jan 16
 ide
 Replying to @CaliDoobiee
 Contact your physician or your local poison control center. Also, call us at 1-800-
 879-8433 so we can find out how you're doing. Thanks!
 Tide@tide Jan 16
 Replying to @Ahzlon
 We recommend placing the Tide POD at the back of the washer drum, before
 adding laundry. Also, don't overload the washer, as too large a load can leave
 insufficient space for it to dissolve. Feel free to call us at 1-800-879-8433 if we can
 help further. Thanks for reaching out!
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<p><a href="https://apo-pug.tumblr.com/post/170019674746/yall-stupid-as-fuck-when-tide-literally-has-to-do" class="tumblr_blog">apo-pug</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>y’all stupid as fuck when Tide literally has to do damage control over a meme. You deserve what you get</p></blockquote>

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