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Amazon, Ass, and Dildo: bandtshirt jillz @JillyKila Amazon got me fucked up tellin all my business!!! 5:01 PM.1/14/19 Twitter for iPhone LMAO00000000 theblackd4hlia no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible anonbuddha If it's any consolation, I get it. I'm a trans guy who wears a packer. One day I was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. I realy had to go so l did it fast and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and bounced into the stall next to me The OCCUPIED stall next to me. I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the dude just goes, Uh, you dropped your dick man," and nudges it over with his foot i havent laughed this hard in a month via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2DXBsD0
Amazon, Ass, and Dildo: bandtshirt
 jillz
 @JillyKila
 Amazon got me fucked up tellin all
 my business!!!
 5:01 PM.1/14/19 Twitter for iPhone
 LMAO00000000
 theblackd4hlia
 no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big
 ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause
 i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment
 office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery
 notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass
 down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package
 delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick
 shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to
 grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just
 wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible
 anonbuddha
 If it's any consolation, I get it. I'm a trans guy who wears a packer. One day I
 was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. I realy had to go so l did it fast
 and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and
 bounced into the stall next to me
 The OCCUPIED stall next to me.
 I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the
 dude just goes, Uh, you dropped your dick man," and nudges it over with his
 foot
i havent laughed this hard in a month via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2DXBsD0

i havent laughed this hard in a month via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2DXBsD0

Amazon, Ass, and Dank: bandtshirt jillz @JillyKila Amazon got me fucked up tellin all my business!!! 5:01 PM.1/14/19 Twitter for iPhone LMAO00000000 theblackd4hlia no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible anonbuddha If it's any consolation, I get it. I'm a trans guy who wears a packer. One day I was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. I realy had to go so l did it fast and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and bounced into the stall next to me The OCCUPIED stall next to me. I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the dude just goes, Uh, you dropped your dick man," and nudges it over with his foot i havent laughed this hard in a month by macmoosie MORE MEMES
Amazon, Ass, and Dank: bandtshirt
 jillz
 @JillyKila
 Amazon got me fucked up tellin all
 my business!!!
 5:01 PM.1/14/19 Twitter for iPhone
 LMAO00000000
 theblackd4hlia
 no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big
 ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause
 i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment
 office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery
 notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass
 down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package
 delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick
 shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to
 grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just
 wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible
 anonbuddha
 If it's any consolation, I get it. I'm a trans guy who wears a packer. One day I
 was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. I realy had to go so l did it fast
 and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and
 bounced into the stall next to me
 The OCCUPIED stall next to me.
 I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the
 dude just goes, Uh, you dropped your dick man," and nudges it over with his
 foot
i havent laughed this hard in a month by macmoosie
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i havent laughed this hard in a month by macmoosie MORE MEMES

Amazon, America, and Game of Thrones: Aaron McGruder & Will Packer To Create Series Where Black People Get Reparations @balleralert Aaron McGruder & Will Packer To Create Series Where Black People Get Reparations - blogged by: @eleven8 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Upon the news that Game of Thrones creators were considering a television series where slavery never ended, Filmmaker WillPacker and Boondocks’ AaronMcGruder have announced “Black America.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ GameOfThrones creators David Benioff and D.B. Weiss, announced a new show titled, “Confederate,” in which, according to Deadline, they will discuss an alternate in history where seceded southern states still practice slavery. Now, it’s been announced that another alternative history show is coming to life, one where newly freed slaves received the Southern states of Louisiana, Mississippi, and Alabama as reparations. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Film producer Will Packer, best known for the Ride Along, Think Like A Man franchises, as well as GirlsTrip, and Boondocks and BlackJesus creator Aaron McGruder created the drama “Black America,” about the sovereign states, New Colonia, and their sometimes tumultuous relationship with the United States. The show will be serviced through Amazon. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “It was something that was personally intriguing for me as a black American,” Packer told Deadline. “You would be hard pressed to find many black Americans who have not thought about the concept of reparation, what would happen if reparations were actually given. As a content creator, the fact that that is something that has been discussed thoroughly throughout various demographics of people in this country but yet never been explored to my knowledge in any real way in long-form content, I thought it was a tremendous opportunity to delve into the story, to do it right.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Will you be tuning in to “Black America” when it gets an air date?
Amazon, America, and Game of Thrones: Aaron McGruder & Will Packer To
 Create Series Where Black People
 Get Reparations
 @balleralert
Aaron McGruder & Will Packer To Create Series Where Black People Get Reparations - blogged by: @eleven8 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Upon the news that Game of Thrones creators were considering a television series where slavery never ended, Filmmaker WillPacker and Boondocks’ AaronMcGruder have announced “Black America.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ GameOfThrones creators David Benioff and D.B. Weiss, announced a new show titled, “Confederate,” in which, according to Deadline, they will discuss an alternate in history where seceded southern states still practice slavery. Now, it’s been announced that another alternative history show is coming to life, one where newly freed slaves received the Southern states of Louisiana, Mississippi, and Alabama as reparations. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Film producer Will Packer, best known for the Ride Along, Think Like A Man franchises, as well as GirlsTrip, and Boondocks and BlackJesus creator Aaron McGruder created the drama “Black America,” about the sovereign states, New Colonia, and their sometimes tumultuous relationship with the United States. The show will be serviced through Amazon. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “It was something that was personally intriguing for me as a black American,” Packer told Deadline. “You would be hard pressed to find many black Americans who have not thought about the concept of reparation, what would happen if reparations were actually given. As a content creator, the fact that that is something that has been discussed thoroughly throughout various demographics of people in this country but yet never been explored to my knowledge in any real way in long-form content, I thought it was a tremendous opportunity to delve into the story, to do it right.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Will you be tuning in to “Black America” when it gets an air date?

Aaron McGruder

America, Bailey Jay, and Destiny: Television By Liz Shannon Miller Amazon's 'Black America' Challenges 'Confederate' With A Different Spin on Alt Post-Civil War History The series being developed by Will Packer and Aaron McGruder has a very different take on an alternate universe America. 1 hour ago Deadline describes the series as follows: ['Black America'] envisions an alternate history where newly freed African Americans have secured the Southern states of Louisiana, Mississippi and Alabama post- Reconstruction as reparations for slavery, and with that land, the freedom to shape their own destiny. The sovereign nation they formed, New Colonia, has had a tumultuous and sometimes violent relationship with its looming "Big Neighbor," both ally and foe, the United States. The past 150 years have been witness to military incursions, assassinations, regime change, coups, etc. Today, after two decades of peace with the U.S. and unprecedented growth, an ascendant New Colonia joins the ranks of major industrialized nations on the world stage as America slides into rapid decline. Inexorably tied together, the fate of two nations, indivisible, hangs in the balance. <p><a href="http://markhamillz.tumblr.com/post/163685065551" class="tumblr_blog">markhamillz</a>:</p> <blockquote><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-width="200" data-orig-height="190" data-tumblr-attribution="frustratedteacher-blog:sD03PePbGBiECp1eBSF7xA:ZiQv2tdhaywn" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c069ae8a8e0d08c4dcc930e52d741dfc/tumblr_mhx7qwDb3N1s5w9a4o2_r1_250.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3fc5dd9014b7b9f8b21ba75ea177b6d8/tumblr_inline_ou0sw6bHaG1rqjiip_540.gif" data-orig-width="200" data-orig-height="190" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c069ae8a8e0d08c4dcc930e52d741dfc/tumblr_mhx7qwDb3N1s5w9a4o2_r1_250.gif"/></figure></blockquote> <p>I like how they called Confederate slavery fanfiction when this is quite literally the definition of slavery fanfiction.</p>
America, Bailey Jay, and Destiny: Television By Liz Shannon Miller
 Amazon's 'Black America'
 Challenges 'Confederate' With A
 Different Spin on Alt Post-Civil War
 History
 The series being developed by Will Packer and
 Aaron McGruder has a very different take on an
 alternate universe America.
 1 hour ago

 Deadline describes the series as follows:
 ['Black America'] envisions an alternate
 history where newly freed African Americans
 have secured the Southern states of
 Louisiana, Mississippi and Alabama post-
 Reconstruction as reparations for slavery, and
 with that land, the freedom to shape their
 own destiny. The sovereign nation they
 formed, New Colonia, has had a tumultuous
 and sometimes violent relationship with its
 looming "Big Neighbor," both ally and foe, the
 United States. The past 150 years have been
 witness to military incursions, assassinations,
 regime change, coups, etc. Today, after two
 decades of peace with the U.S. and
 unprecedented growth, an ascendant New
 Colonia joins the ranks of major
 industrialized nations on the world stage as
 America slides into rapid decline. Inexorably
 tied together, the fate of two nations,
 indivisible, hangs in the balance.
<p><a href="http://markhamillz.tumblr.com/post/163685065551" class="tumblr_blog">markhamillz</a>:</p>

<blockquote><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-width="200" data-orig-height="190" data-tumblr-attribution="frustratedteacher-blog:sD03PePbGBiECp1eBSF7xA:ZiQv2tdhaywn" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c069ae8a8e0d08c4dcc930e52d741dfc/tumblr_mhx7qwDb3N1s5w9a4o2_r1_250.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3fc5dd9014b7b9f8b21ba75ea177b6d8/tumblr_inline_ou0sw6bHaG1rqjiip_540.gif" data-orig-width="200" data-orig-height="190" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c069ae8a8e0d08c4dcc930e52d741dfc/tumblr_mhx7qwDb3N1s5w9a4o2_r1_250.gif"/></figure></blockquote>

<p>I like how they called Confederate slavery fanfiction when this is quite literally the definition of slavery fanfiction.</p>

markhamillz: I like how they called Confederate slavery fanfiction when this is quite literally the definition of slavery fanfiction.

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