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papa bear: BerensTein Bears ith By Mike Berenstein <p><a href="https://whostolemymonkey.tumblr.com/post/175598003821/libertarirynn-niccxlomachiavelli" class="tumblr_blog">whostolemymonkey</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175597513974/niccxlomachiavelli-celticpyro" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://niccxlomachiavelli.tumblr.com/post/175595418638/celticpyro-batter-sempai-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">niccxlomachiavelli</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/175594737524/batter-sempai-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://batter-sempai.tumblr.com/post/175594710313/libertarirynn-hairlesscatnamed-ugly-mr" class="tumblr_blog">batter-sempai</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175594586939/hairlesscatnamed-ugly-mr-berenstein-is-a" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://hairlesscatnamed-ugly.tumblr.com/post/175574810865/mr-berenstein-is-a-veteran" class="tumblr_blog">hairlesscatnamed-ugly</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Mr Berenstein,,, is a veteran??</p></blockquote> <p>OK so Papa Bear is a veteran, first book was published in 1962 during the midst of conflict in Vietnam, and at some point, this cover happened: </p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1264" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4694b7d5a81ed7bec15fa8db68c68a3f/tumblr_inline_pbfcepxmS41rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="1264" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure><p>Conclusion: Papa bear is a racist toward their new Asian panda neighbors because he served in the Vietnam War. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.</p> </blockquote> <p>I wanted to say “But pandas aren’t from Vietnam” but then I remembered that a lot of racists see all of us Asians as one singular race, so it makes sense.</p> <p>I’m mostly impressed that The Berenstain Bears tackled the issues of racism. </p> </blockquote> <p>Wait Batter…YOU’RE ASIAN?<br/></p></blockquote> <p>okay, idrc about whether or not papa bear is racist, but look at the covers of both. berenstein is spelt differently on both. now i know i’m not crazy (i was reading a berenstein book to a kid and it was spelt berenstain and i did a double take).</p></blockquote> <p>It’s Berenstain. It’s always been Berenstain. Whoever shopped that first picture also changed the name to fuck with people. This is the original cover:</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="260" data-orig-width="260"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d685ae66401e0661c8b70da1482ffc64/tumblr_inline_pbfhgwY1MG1rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="260" data-orig-width="260"/></figure></blockquote> <p>That’s not necessarily the “original” cover. When they re-released the series they started including sticker sheets. The actual original copies never had the stickers. You’d have to dig further back to confirm that. </p></blockquote> <p>It’s Berenstain. It has been repeatedly confirmed as Berenstain. It has always been Berenstain.</p>
 papa bear: BerensTein Bears
 ith
 By Mike Berenstein
<p><a href="https://whostolemymonkey.tumblr.com/post/175598003821/libertarirynn-niccxlomachiavelli" class="tumblr_blog">whostolemymonkey</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175597513974/niccxlomachiavelli-celticpyro" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://niccxlomachiavelli.tumblr.com/post/175595418638/celticpyro-batter-sempai-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">niccxlomachiavelli</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/175594737524/batter-sempai-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://batter-sempai.tumblr.com/post/175594710313/libertarirynn-hairlesscatnamed-ugly-mr" class="tumblr_blog">batter-sempai</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175594586939/hairlesscatnamed-ugly-mr-berenstein-is-a" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="https://hairlesscatnamed-ugly.tumblr.com/post/175574810865/mr-berenstein-is-a-veteran" class="tumblr_blog">hairlesscatnamed-ugly</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>Mr Berenstein,,, is a veteran??</p></blockquote>

<p>OK so Papa Bear is a veteran, first book was published in 1962 during the midst of conflict in Vietnam, and at some point, this cover happened: </p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1264" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4694b7d5a81ed7bec15fa8db68c68a3f/tumblr_inline_pbfcepxmS41rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="1264" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure><p>Conclusion: Papa bear is a racist toward their new Asian panda neighbors because he served in the Vietnam War. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.</p>
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<p>I wanted to say “But pandas aren’t from Vietnam” but then I remembered that a lot of racists see all of us Asians as one singular race, so it makes sense.</p>
<p>I’m mostly impressed that The Berenstain Bears tackled the issues of racism. </p>
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<p>Wait Batter…YOU’RE ASIAN?<br/></p></blockquote>

<p>okay, idrc about whether or not papa bear is racist, but look at the covers of both. berenstein is spelt differently on both. now i know i’m not crazy (i was reading a berenstein book to a kid and it was spelt berenstain and i did a double take).</p></blockquote>

<p>It’s Berenstain. It’s always been Berenstain. Whoever shopped that first picture also changed the name to fuck with people. This is the original cover:</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="260" data-orig-width="260"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d685ae66401e0661c8b70da1482ffc64/tumblr_inline_pbfhgwY1MG1rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="260" data-orig-width="260"/></figure></blockquote>

<p>That’s not necessarily the “original” cover.  When they re-released the series they started including sticker sheets.  The actual original copies never had the stickers.  You’d have to dig further back to confirm that. </p></blockquote>

<p>It’s Berenstain. It has been repeatedly confirmed as Berenstain. It has always been Berenstain.</p>

<p><a href="https://whostolemymonkey.tumblr.com/post/175598003821/libertarirynn-niccxlomachiavelli" class="tumblr_blog">whostolemymonkey<...

papa bear: BerensTein Bears ith By Mike Berenstein <p><a href="https://niccxlomachiavelli.tumblr.com/post/175595418638/celticpyro-batter-sempai-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">niccxlomachiavelli</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/175594737524/batter-sempai-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://batter-sempai.tumblr.com/post/175594710313/libertarirynn-hairlesscatnamed-ugly-mr" class="tumblr_blog">batter-sempai</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175594586939/hairlesscatnamed-ugly-mr-berenstein-is-a" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://hairlesscatnamed-ugly.tumblr.com/post/175574810865/mr-berenstein-is-a-veteran" class="tumblr_blog">hairlesscatnamed-ugly</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Mr Berenstein,,, is a veteran??</p></blockquote> <p>OK so Papa Bear is a veteran, first book was published in 1962 during the midst of conflict in Vietnam, and at some point, this cover happened: </p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1264" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4694b7d5a81ed7bec15fa8db68c68a3f/tumblr_inline_pbfcepxmS41rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="1264" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure><p>Conclusion: Papa bear is a racist toward their new Asian panda neighbors because he served in the Vietnam War. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.</p> </blockquote> <p>I wanted to say “But pandas aren’t from Vietnam” but then I remembered that a lot of racists see all of us Asians as one singular race, so it makes sense.</p> <p>I’m mostly impressed that The Berenstain Bears tackled the issues of racism. </p> </blockquote> <p>Wait Batter…YOU’RE ASIAN?<br/></p></blockquote> <p>okay, idrc about whether or not papa bear is racist, but look at the covers of both. berenstein is spelt differently on both. now i know i’m not crazy (i was reading a berenstein book to a kid and it was spelt berenstain and i did a double take).</p></blockquote> <p>It’s Berenstain. It’s always been Berenstain. Whoever shopped that first picture also changed the name to fuck with people. This is the original cover:</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="260" data-orig-width="260"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d685ae66401e0661c8b70da1482ffc64/tumblr_inline_pbfhgwY1MG1rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="260" data-orig-width="260"/></figure>
 papa bear: BerensTein Bears
 ith
 By Mike Berenstein
<p><a href="https://niccxlomachiavelli.tumblr.com/post/175595418638/celticpyro-batter-sempai-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">niccxlomachiavelli</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/175594737524/batter-sempai-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://batter-sempai.tumblr.com/post/175594710313/libertarirynn-hairlesscatnamed-ugly-mr" class="tumblr_blog">batter-sempai</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175594586939/hairlesscatnamed-ugly-mr-berenstein-is-a" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="https://hairlesscatnamed-ugly.tumblr.com/post/175574810865/mr-berenstein-is-a-veteran" class="tumblr_blog">hairlesscatnamed-ugly</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>Mr Berenstein,,, is a veteran??</p></blockquote>

<p>OK so Papa Bear is a veteran, first book was published in 1962 during the midst of conflict in Vietnam, and at some point, this cover happened: </p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1264" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4694b7d5a81ed7bec15fa8db68c68a3f/tumblr_inline_pbfcepxmS41rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="1264" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure><p>Conclusion: Papa bear is a racist toward their new Asian panda neighbors because he served in the Vietnam War. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>I wanted to say “But pandas aren’t from Vietnam” but then I remembered that a lot of racists see all of us Asians as one singular race, so it makes sense.</p>
<p>I’m mostly impressed that The Berenstain Bears tackled the issues of racism. </p>
</blockquote>
<p>Wait Batter…YOU’RE ASIAN?<br/></p></blockquote>

<p>okay, idrc about whether or not papa bear is racist, but look at the covers of both. berenstein is spelt differently on both. now i know i’m not crazy (i was reading a berenstein book to a kid and it was spelt berenstain and i did a double take).</p></blockquote>

<p>It’s Berenstain. It’s always been Berenstain. Whoever shopped that first picture also changed the name to fuck with people. This is the original cover:</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="260" data-orig-width="260"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d685ae66401e0661c8b70da1482ffc64/tumblr_inline_pbfhgwY1MG1rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="260" data-orig-width="260"/></figure>

<p><a href="https://niccxlomachiavelli.tumblr.com/post/175595418638/celticpyro-batter-sempai-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">niccxloma...

papa bear: BerensTein Bears ith By Mike Berenstein <p><a href="https://johnis1.tumblr.com/post/175596592490/libertarirynn-batter-sempai-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">johnis1</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175594828949/batter-sempai-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://batter-sempai.tumblr.com/post/175594710313/libertarirynn-hairlesscatnamed-ugly-mr" class="tumblr_blog">batter-sempai</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175594586939/hairlesscatnamed-ugly-mr-berenstein-is-a" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://hairlesscatnamed-ugly.tumblr.com/post/175574810865/mr-berenstein-is-a-veteran" class="tumblr_blog">hairlesscatnamed-ugly</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Mr Berenstein,,, is a veteran??</p></blockquote> <p>OK so Papa Bear is a veteran, first book was published in 1962 during the midst of conflict in Vietnam, and at some point, this cover happened: </p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1264" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4694b7d5a81ed7bec15fa8db68c68a3f/tumblr_inline_pbfcepxmS41rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="1264" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure><p>Conclusion: Papa bear is a racist toward their new Asian panda neighbors because he served in the Vietnam War. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.</p></blockquote> <p>I wanted to say “But pandas aren’t from Vietnam” but then I remembered that a lot of racists see all of us Asians as one singular race, so it makes sense.</p><p>I’m mostly impressed that The Berenstain Bears tackled the issues of racism. </p></blockquote> <p>Actually pandas did used to live in Vietnam before they started going extinct. I did more research for this post than I care to admit.</p></blockquote> <p>… Didn’t Papa Bear also learn to come to respect the Pandas?</p><p>Love how people totally forgot that or just didn’t plain read the book.</p></blockquote> <p>I didn’t forget that? Nothing that I said had anything to do with the conclusion of the book. Obviously at the end he comes to accept them, that’s not exactly a plot twist.</p>
 papa bear: BerensTein Bears
 ith
 By Mike Berenstein
<p><a href="https://johnis1.tumblr.com/post/175596592490/libertarirynn-batter-sempai-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">johnis1</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175594828949/batter-sempai-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://batter-sempai.tumblr.com/post/175594710313/libertarirynn-hairlesscatnamed-ugly-mr" class="tumblr_blog">batter-sempai</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175594586939/hairlesscatnamed-ugly-mr-berenstein-is-a" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://hairlesscatnamed-ugly.tumblr.com/post/175574810865/mr-berenstein-is-a-veteran" class="tumblr_blog">hairlesscatnamed-ugly</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>Mr Berenstein,,, is a veteran??</p></blockquote>

<p>OK so Papa Bear is a veteran, first book was published in 1962 during the midst of conflict in Vietnam, and at some point, this cover happened: </p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1264" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4694b7d5a81ed7bec15fa8db68c68a3f/tumblr_inline_pbfcepxmS41rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="1264" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure><p>Conclusion: Papa bear is a racist toward their new Asian panda neighbors because he served in the Vietnam War. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.</p></blockquote>

<p>I wanted to say “But pandas aren’t from Vietnam” but then I remembered that a lot of racists see all of us Asians as one singular race, so it makes sense.</p><p>I’m mostly impressed that The Berenstain Bears tackled the issues of racism. </p></blockquote>

<p>Actually pandas did used to live in Vietnam before they started going extinct. I did more research for this post than I care to admit.</p></blockquote>

<p>… Didn’t Papa Bear also learn to come to respect the Pandas?</p><p>Love how people totally forgot that or just didn’t plain read the book.</p></blockquote>

<p>I didn’t forget that? Nothing that I said had anything to do with the conclusion of the book. Obviously at the end he comes to accept them, that’s not exactly a plot twist.</p>

<p><a href="https://johnis1.tumblr.com/post/175596592490/libertarirynn-batter-sempai-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">johnis1</a>:</p>...

papa bear: BerensTein Bears ith By Mike Berenstein <p><a href="http://batter-sempai.tumblr.com/post/175594710313/libertarirynn-hairlesscatnamed-ugly-mr" class="tumblr_blog">batter-sempai</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175594586939/hairlesscatnamed-ugly-mr-berenstein-is-a" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://hairlesscatnamed-ugly.tumblr.com/post/175574810865/mr-berenstein-is-a-veteran" class="tumblr_blog">hairlesscatnamed-ugly</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Mr Berenstein,,, is a veteran??</p></blockquote> <p>OK so Papa Bear is a veteran, first book was published in 1962 during the midst of conflict in Vietnam, and at some point, this cover happened: </p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1264" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4694b7d5a81ed7bec15fa8db68c68a3f/tumblr_inline_pbfcepxmS41rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="1264" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure><p>Conclusion: Papa bear is a racist toward their new Asian panda neighbors because he served in the Vietnam War. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.</p></blockquote> <p>I wanted to say “But pandas aren’t from Vietnam” but then I remembered that a lot of racists see all of us Asians as one singular race, so it makes sense.</p><p>I’m mostly impressed that The Berenstain Bears tackled the issues of racism. </p></blockquote> <p>Actually pandas did used to live in Vietnam before they started going extinct. I did more research for this post than I care to admit.</p>
 papa bear: BerensTein Bears
 ith
 By Mike Berenstein
<p><a href="http://batter-sempai.tumblr.com/post/175594710313/libertarirynn-hairlesscatnamed-ugly-mr" class="tumblr_blog">batter-sempai</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175594586939/hairlesscatnamed-ugly-mr-berenstein-is-a" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://hairlesscatnamed-ugly.tumblr.com/post/175574810865/mr-berenstein-is-a-veteran" class="tumblr_blog">hairlesscatnamed-ugly</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>Mr Berenstein,,, is a veteran??</p></blockquote>

<p>OK so Papa Bear is a veteran, first book was published in 1962 during the midst of conflict in Vietnam, and at some point, this cover happened: </p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1264" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4694b7d5a81ed7bec15fa8db68c68a3f/tumblr_inline_pbfcepxmS41rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="1264" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure><p>Conclusion: Papa bear is a racist toward their new Asian panda neighbors because he served in the Vietnam War. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.</p></blockquote>

<p>I wanted to say “But pandas aren’t from Vietnam” but then I remembered that a lot of racists see all of us Asians as one singular race, so it makes sense.</p><p>I’m mostly impressed that The Berenstain Bears tackled the issues of racism. </p></blockquote>

<p>Actually pandas did used to live in Vietnam before they started going extinct. I did more research for this post than I care to admit.</p>

<p><a href="http://batter-sempai.tumblr.com/post/175594710313/libertarirynn-hairlesscatnamed-ugly-mr" class="tumblr_blog">batter-sempai</...

papa bear: Great time with my papa bear out on the lake. Love you Ron! Thanks for having us lakeokanagan beautifulbritishcolumbia bc vernon honormycurves
 papa bear: Great time with my papa bear out on the lake. Love you Ron! Thanks for having us lakeokanagan beautifulbritishcolumbia bc vernon honormycurves

Great time with my papa bear out on the lake. Love you Ron! Thanks for having us lakeokanagan beautifulbritishcolumbia bc vernon honormyc...

papa bear: HUBLOT Because Papa Bear does it best!!! blackjaguarwhitetiger BabyLoveBJWT itsallforlove @blackjaguarwhitetiger RescuedLion NotPets
 papa bear: HUBLOT
Because Papa Bear does it best!!! blackjaguarwhitetiger BabyLoveBJWT itsallforlove @blackjaguarwhitetiger RescuedLion NotPets

Because Papa Bear does it best!!! blackjaguarwhitetiger BabyLoveBJWT itsallforlove @blackjaguarwhitetiger RescuedLion NotPets

papa bear: Loving this moment between Baby Love and Papa Bear! Video by Uncle Bofo @bofokaram BabyLoveBJWT savelions blackjaguarwhitetiger itsallforlove @blackjaguarwhitetiger
 papa bear: Loving this moment between Baby Love and Papa Bear! Video by Uncle Bofo @bofokaram BabyLoveBJWT savelions blackjaguarwhitetiger itsallforlove @blackjaguarwhitetiger

Loving this moment between Baby Love and Papa Bear! Video by Uncle Bofo @bofokaram BabyLoveBJWT savelions blackjaguarwhitetiger itsallfor...

papa bear: Besitos! There is nothing that compares to the love that Papa Bear gives to his rescued angels ✨ blackjaguarwhitetiger itsallforlove @blackjaguarwhitetiger BJWT ThePowerOfRescue @boycottcircus
 papa bear: Besitos! There is nothing that compares to the love that Papa Bear gives to his rescued angels ✨ blackjaguarwhitetiger itsallforlove @blackjaguarwhitetiger BJWT ThePowerOfRescue @boycottcircus

Besitos! There is nothing that compares to the love that Papa Bear gives to his rescued angels ✨ blackjaguarwhitetiger itsallforlove @bla...

papa bear: ,t Illanga, Papa Bear, and the Big Pride :) blackjaguarwhitetiger itsallforlove thebigpridebjwt SaveLions @blackjaguarwhitetiger
 papa bear: ,t
Illanga, Papa Bear, and the Big Pride :) blackjaguarwhitetiger itsallforlove thebigpridebjwt SaveLions @blackjaguarwhitetiger

Illanga, Papa Bear, and the Big Pride :) blackjaguarwhitetiger itsallforlove thebigpridebjwt SaveLions @blackjaguarwhitetiger

papa bear: Precious Catalina and her Papa Bear :) blackjaguarwhitetiger itsallforlove babycatalinabjwt savejaguars NOTpets @catalinarobayo @blackjaguarwhitetiger 🐾
 papa bear: Precious Catalina and her Papa Bear :) blackjaguarwhitetiger itsallforlove babycatalinabjwt savejaguars NOTpets @catalinarobayo @blackjaguarwhitetiger 🐾

Precious Catalina and her Papa Bear :) blackjaguarwhitetiger itsallforlove babycatalinabjwt savejaguars NOTpets @catalinarobayo @blackjag...

papa bear: he's so cute @D ashlo Now look bruh some of u men ugly. Not just a lil ugly but really ugly like you look a lil bit like Mr Potato Head with mis match parts like when bad ass kids put the eyes where the lips should be. Now some of u ugly men are rich - so u get ladies off of that. But some of u ugly dudes also broke. And u thinking "I'm never gonna land a pretty girl." Wrong. U just gotta follow my steps. (1) Facial hair. This is a ugly dude must. A beard is a ugly dude's best friend - especially them long hipster beards that disguise everything but your eyes. Another safe bet is the porn star mustache. For some reason if u thin and ugly the hipster mustache works - girls be like "he ugly but endearing - imma sympathy fuck him and in the off chance his pipe game ok, he will keep me warm this winter 😍." Bam. Your mustache just gave u a relationship with a pretty, thick hipster named Leah who got two puppers and a kitten and makes a mean vegan baked Mac and cheese. (2) Lose some weight. There is always that one chubby hipster dude in the squad who's like the huggy papa bear but in general if u want to land pretty ladies as a ugly hipster try to be as thin as possible - or, hit them weights - a big chest gon draw attention away from yo mousy lookin ass grill. (3) Good haircut. Man bun, or the fuckboy fade is a reliable way to draw attention away from a struggling face. But if u balding - razor dat shit. If u ugly AND u balding a woman's cave woman instincts gon kick in and she gon want to avoid extending your bloodline. Now u a bald, lonely caveman spending the winter alone lol. (4) Be fashionable. Slim (but not skinny) black jeans, vans, and a t shirt of a obscure band. The t shirt is a convo starter. "Oh u like the Purple Swedish Fish too?" "Yeah - I saw them at Chella 😍." "Wait you were at Chella lol no way me too?" Me: "hold up - we was at the same concert - and now we at the same bar? We was meant to be together 😀. We should have chirren. Let me cum inside you - we shall name our daughter 'Chella' 😛." <- don't try that last line lol that's what I say in those situations but it might not work for u - but everything else will - good luck! 😍😂😂😂
 papa bear: he's so cute
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 ashlo
Now look bruh some of u men ugly. Not just a lil ugly but really ugly like you look a lil bit like Mr Potato Head with mis match parts like when bad ass kids put the eyes where the lips should be. Now some of u ugly men are rich - so u get ladies off of that. But some of u ugly dudes also broke. And u thinking "I'm never gonna land a pretty girl." Wrong. U just gotta follow my steps. (1) Facial hair. This is a ugly dude must. A beard is a ugly dude's best friend - especially them long hipster beards that disguise everything but your eyes. Another safe bet is the porn star mustache. For some reason if u thin and ugly the hipster mustache works - girls be like "he ugly but endearing - imma sympathy fuck him and in the off chance his pipe game ok, he will keep me warm this winter 😍." Bam. Your mustache just gave u a relationship with a pretty, thick hipster named Leah who got two puppers and a kitten and makes a mean vegan baked Mac and cheese. (2) Lose some weight. There is always that one chubby hipster dude in the squad who's like the huggy papa bear but in general if u want to land pretty ladies as a ugly hipster try to be as thin as possible - or, hit them weights - a big chest gon draw attention away from yo mousy lookin ass grill. (3) Good haircut. Man bun, or the fuckboy fade is a reliable way to draw attention away from a struggling face. But if u balding - razor dat shit. If u ugly AND u balding a woman's cave woman instincts gon kick in and she gon want to avoid extending your bloodline. Now u a bald, lonely caveman spending the winter alone lol. (4) Be fashionable. Slim (but not skinny) black jeans, vans, and a t shirt of a obscure band. The t shirt is a convo starter. "Oh u like the Purple Swedish Fish too?" "Yeah - I saw them at Chella 😍." "Wait you were at Chella lol no way me too?" Me: "hold up - we was at the same concert - and now we at the same bar? We was meant to be together 😀. We should have chirren. Let me cum inside you - we shall name our daughter 'Chella' 😛." <- don't try that last line lol that's what I say in those situations but it might not work for u - but everything else will - good luck! 😍😂😂😂

Now look bruh some of u men ugly. Not just a lil ugly but really ugly like you look a lil bit like Mr Potato Head with mis match parts li...

papa bear: & therock @therock took a break from shooting a movie to go visit some kids at a hospital ---------------------------- So I called an audible and went to visit Christopher. Glad we did... While I was visiting the Pediatric Specialty Ward surprising the kids, I got word from my team that there was a mom who was pleading with our production staff, that I go upstairs to her son's room to give him a much needed big surprise. Since he's older he's in the main hospital and not in pediatric care. We were shooting BAYWATCH scenes outside of the hospital, but instead of heading back to shoot I called the audible, put production on hold and went upstairs to see this young man. I walked in and his smile lit up the room! And I mean lit that room up!;) We talked for a while about his family, his school and how hard he's working to eventually graduate AND we talked about how COOL all his scars are from his multiple surgeries - from his head to his chest - those scars are badges of honor and the reminder of how beyond tough this kid is. Right before I left his mom looked at him and said, "Christopher I can't give you anything, but I'm so happy I could give you this today..." and she started to breakdown, which was captured in this pic. Made me think to give so much credit to these parents who would do anything to take their kid's pain away and ANYTHING to bring a smile to their faces. As a papa bear I understand. Glad this mom brought a smile to Christopher's face. And glad I got a chance to shake the hand of this very strong and inspiring young man. Stay strong Christopher and show them scars with pride. You're the man! ~ DJ
 papa bear: & therock
@therock took a break from shooting a movie to go visit some kids at a hospital ---------------------------- So I called an audible and went to visit Christopher. Glad we did... While I was visiting the Pediatric Specialty Ward surprising the kids, I got word from my team that there was a mom who was pleading with our production staff, that I go upstairs to her son's room to give him a much needed big surprise. Since he's older he's in the main hospital and not in pediatric care. We were shooting BAYWATCH scenes outside of the hospital, but instead of heading back to shoot I called the audible, put production on hold and went upstairs to see this young man. I walked in and his smile lit up the room! And I mean lit that room up!;) We talked for a while about his family, his school and how hard he's working to eventually graduate AND we talked about how COOL all his scars are from his multiple surgeries - from his head to his chest - those scars are badges of honor and the reminder of how beyond tough this kid is. Right before I left his mom looked at him and said, "Christopher I can't give you anything, but I'm so happy I could give you this today..." and she started to breakdown, which was captured in this pic. Made me think to give so much credit to these parents who would do anything to take their kid's pain away and ANYTHING to bring a smile to their faces. As a papa bear I understand. Glad this mom brought a smile to Christopher's face. And glad I got a chance to shake the hand of this very strong and inspiring young man. Stay strong Christopher and show them scars with pride. You're the man! ~ DJ

@therock took a break from shooting a movie to go visit some kids at a hospital ---------------------------- So I called an audible and w...