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MRW I鈥檓 watching Parasite with the parents and an unexpected sex scene comes on

parasite: Parasite (2019, colorized) by MGLLN MORE MEMES
parasite: Parasite (2019, colorized) by MGLLN
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Parasite (2019, colorized) by MGLLN MORE MEMES

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Parasite Eve

cinemamind: Parasite Eve

parasite: Parasite? Virus? by TheJungleTroll MORE MEMES
parasite: Parasite? Virus? by TheJungleTroll
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Parasite? Virus? by TheJungleTroll MORE MEMES

parasite: Congrats to Parasite for winning Best Picture! #Memes #Parasite #Movie #Oscars #AcademyAwards
parasite: Congrats to Parasite for winning Best Picture! #Memes #Parasite #Movie #Oscars #AcademyAwards

Congrats to Parasite for winning Best Picture! #Memes #Parasite #Movie #Oscars #AcademyAwards

parasite: brian david gilbert O @briamgilbert 路 15h 17% if you're judging by how many times i mumbled "wow." after leaving the theater, cats is exactly as good as parasite O 105 27 1.8K 22.6K TOMATOMETER A spectacular disaster...This movie feels like a prank but I don't know on whom. Congratulations to dogs. I gasped with laughter, I covered my face, I pulled at my hair, I clasped my hands over my mouth to keep from screaming. Cats had broken me * I felt the light inside me slowly fading. CATE Hollywood Reporter Cat-astrophic. MirrorMovies O @MirrorMovies LA Times "Cats" is both a horror and an endurance test. #CATSMovie first reactions call it "way too horny" and "bewildering" The Beat Cats is the worst thing to happen to cats since dogs. Mashable O @mashable 路 Dec 16 M No, 'Cats' can not have a little salami: Jason Derulo says his penis was edited brace yourself out of the movie trib.al/PCFICBY Lindsay Ellis O @thelindsayellis 7h I am so confused by the people calling it boring. It's just two hours of body horror and bewilderment and frustrating filmmaking. I loved it. I didn't hate it. You must witness the hubris of director Tom December 19, 2019 Hooper. You must witness the hubris of Hollywood. The hubris of these performers. X Oh God, my eyes. JERS JuanPa O @jpbrammer 路 14h CATS said here's the movie you deserve * By the time I left the theater, I wasn't even sure what a real cat looked like anymore. kawaiitriot: Been awhile since I made one of these but I felt inspired
parasite: brian david gilbert O @briamgilbert 路 15h
 17%
 if you're judging by how many times i mumbled "wow." after leaving the
 theater, cats is exactly as good as parasite
 O 105
 27 1.8K
 22.6K
 TOMATOMETER
 A spectacular disaster...This movie feels like
 a prank but I don't know on whom.
 Congratulations to dogs.
 I gasped with laughter, I covered my face, I
 pulled at my hair, I clasped my hands over my mouth to keep
 from screaming. Cats had broken me
 * I felt the light inside me slowly fading.
 CATE
 Hollywood Reporter
 Cat-astrophic.
 MirrorMovies O
 @MirrorMovies
 LA Times
 "Cats" is both a horror and an endurance test.
 #CATSMovie first reactions call it "way too horny" and
 "bewildering"
 The Beat
 Cats is the worst thing to happen to cats since dogs.
 Mashable O @mashable 路 Dec 16
 M No, 'Cats' can not have a little salami: Jason Derulo says his penis was edited
 brace yourself
 out of the movie trib.al/PCFICBY
 Lindsay Ellis O @thelindsayellis 7h
 I am so confused by the people calling it boring. It's just two hours of body
 horror and bewilderment and frustrating filmmaking. I loved it.
 I didn't hate it.
 You must witness the hubris of director Tom December 19, 2019
 Hooper. You must witness the hubris of Hollywood. The hubris of
 these performers.
 X Oh God, my eyes.
 JERS
 JuanPa O @jpbrammer 路 14h
 CATS said here's the movie you deserve
 * By the time I left the theater, I wasn't even
 sure what a real cat looked like anymore.
kawaiitriot:

Been awhile since I made one of these but I felt inspired

kawaiitriot: Been awhile since I made one of these but I felt inspired

parasite: ORihad Herrma M S youmakemelikecharity: rock-moms: vastderp: gaybuttfuckzone: deltasniper1000: So someone in a group asked me to tell them why I hate the ocean sunfish so much, and apparently it was ~too mean~ and was deleted. To perpetuate the truth and stand up for ethical journalism, I鈥檓 posting it here. [Rated NC-17 for language.] Disclaimer, I care about marine life more than I care about anything else, for real. Except this big dumb idiot. And it鈥檚 not like an ~ironic~ thing, I mean it IS hilarious to me and they ARE THE BIGGEST JOKE PLAYED ON EARTH but I seriously fucking hate them. THE MOLA MOLA FISH (OR OCEAN SUNFISH) They are the world鈥檚 largest boney fish, weighing up to 5,000 pounds. And since they have very little girth, that just makes them these absolutely giant fucking dinner plates that God must have accidentally dropped while washing dishes one day and shrugged his shoulders at because no one could have imagined this would happen. AND WITH NO PURPOSE. EVERY POUND OF THAT IS A WASTED POUND AND EVERY FOOT OF IT (10 FT BY 14 FT) IS WASTED SPACE. They are so completely useless that scientists even debate about how they move. They have little control other than some minor wiggling. Some say they must just push water out of their mouths for direction (?????). They COULD use their back fin EXCEPT GUESS WHAT IT DOESNT FUCKING GROW. It just continually folds in on itself, so the freaking cells are being made, this piece of floating garbage just doesn鈥檛 put them where they need to fucking go. So they don鈥檛 have swim bladders. You know, the one thing that every fish has to make sure it doesn鈥檛 just sink to the bottom of the ocean when they stop moving and can stay the right side up. This creature. That can barely move to begin with. Can never stop its continuous tour of idiocy across the ocean or it鈥檒l fucking sink. EXCEPT. EXCEPT. When they get stuck on top of the water! Which happens frequently! Because without the whole swim bladder thing, if the ocean pushes over THE THINNEST BUT LARGEST MOST TOPPLE-ABLE FISH ON THE PLANET, shit outta luck! There is no creature on this earth that needs a swim bladder more than this spit in the face of nature, AND YET. Some scientists have speculated that when they do that, they are absorbing energy from the sun because no one fucking knows how they manage to get any real energy to begin with. So they need the sun I guess. But good news, when they end up stuck like that, it gives birds a chance to land on their goddamn island of a body and eat the bugs and parasites out of its skin because it鈥檚 basically a slowly migrating cesspool. Pros and cons. 鈥淚f they are so huge, they must at least be decent predators.鈥 No. No. The most dangerous thing about them is, as you may have guessed, their stupidity. They have caused the death of one person before. Because it jumped onto a boat. On a human. And in 2005 it decided to relive its mighty glory days and do it again, this time landing on a four-year-old boy. Luckily Byron sustained no injuries. Way to go, fish. Great job. They mostly only eat jellyfish because of course they do, they could only eat something that has no brain and a possibility of drifting into their mouths I guess. Everything they do eat has almost zero nutritional value and because it鈥檚 so stupidly fucking big, it has to eat a ton of the almost no nutritional value stuff to stay alive. Dumb. See that ridiculous open mouth? (This is actually why this is my favorite picture of one, and I have had it saved to my phone for three years) 鈥淥h no! What could have happened! How could this be!鈥 Do not let that expression fool you, they just don鈥檛 have the goddamn ability to close their mouths because their teeth are fused together, and ya know what, it is good it floats around with such a clueless expression on its face, because it is in fact clueless as all fuck. They do SOMETIMES get eaten though. BUT HARDLY. No animal truly uses them as a food source, but instead (which has lead us to said photo) will usually just maim the fuck out of them for kicks. Seals have been seen playing with their fins like frisbees. Probably the most useful thing to ever come from them. 鈥淲ow, you raise some good points here, this fish truly is proof that God has abandoned us.鈥 Yes, thank you. 鈥淏ut if they鈥檙e so bad at literally everything, why haven鈥檛 they gone extinct.鈥 Great question. BECAUSE THIS THING IS SO WORTHLESS IT DOESNT REALIZE IT SHOULD NOT EXIST. IT IS SO UNAWARE OF LITERALLY FUCKING EVERYTHING THAT IT DOESNT REALIZE THAT IT鈥橲 DOING MAYBE THE WORST FUCKING JOB OF BEING A FISH, OR DEBATABLY THE WORST JOB OF BEING A CLUSTER OF CELLS THAN ANY OTHER CLUSTER OF CELLS. SO WHAT DOES IT DO? IT LAYS THE MOST EGGS OUT OF EVERYTHING. Besides some bugs, there are some ants and stuff that鈥檒l lay more. IT WILL LAY 300 MILLION EGGS AT ONE TIME. 300,000,000. IT SURVIVES BECAUSE IT WOULD BE STATISTICALLY IMPROBABLE, DARE I SAY IMPOSSIBLE, THAT THERE WOULDNT BE AT LEAST ONE OF THOSE 300,000,000 (that is EACH time they lay eggs) LEFT SURVIVING AT THE END OF THE DAY. And this concludes why I hate the fuck out of this complete failure of evolution, the Ocean Sunfish. If I ever see one, I will throw rocks at it. LIVE OCEAN SUNFISH UPDATE: FISH DISCOVERED TO BE MORE DUMB THAN PREVIOUSLY THOUGHTSo the top and bottom fins kind of wiggle all of the time and they are not sure exactly why but think it鈥檚 stabilization. BUT they can jump by turning on their side and using them as wing type things. It is suspected they do this as a way of 鈥渟cratching鈥 their parasite ridden bodies. So learning that I was like 鈥渉uh okay they have a skill.鈥 Then I discovered this: Since they are so terrible at swimming, the current will carry them into deep cold water. Then they die. So I have learned that they are so stupid they just get slowly consumed by a freezing death. All while they have the full ability for that to not happen. Because they鈥檙e fucking worthless floating garbage i read this out loud to my marine bio nerd friend and she agrees be nice to them they鈥檙e doing their best :(
parasite: ORihad Herrma M
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youmakemelikecharity:

rock-moms:

vastderp:

gaybuttfuckzone:

deltasniper1000:

So someone in a group asked me to tell them why I hate the ocean sunfish so much, and apparently it was ~too mean~ and was deleted. To perpetuate the truth and stand up for ethical journalism, I鈥檓 posting it here. [Rated NC-17 for language.]

Disclaimer, I care about marine life more than I care about anything else, for real. Except this big dumb idiot. And it鈥檚 not like an ~ironic~ thing, I mean it IS hilarious to me and they ARE THE BIGGEST JOKE PLAYED ON EARTH but I seriously fucking hate them.

THE MOLA MOLA FISH (OR OCEAN SUNFISH)

They are the world鈥檚 largest boney fish, weighing up to 5,000 pounds. And since they have very little girth, that just makes them these absolutely giant fucking dinner plates that God must have accidentally dropped while washing dishes one day and shrugged his shoulders at because no one could have imagined this would happen. AND WITH NO PURPOSE. EVERY POUND OF THAT IS A WASTED POUND AND EVERY FOOT OF IT (10 FT BY 14 FT) IS WASTED SPACE.

They are so completely useless that scientists even debate about how they move. They have little control other than some minor wiggling. Some say they must just push water out of their mouths for direction (?????). They COULD use their back fin EXCEPT GUESS WHAT IT DOESNT FUCKING GROW. It just continually folds in on itself, so the freaking cells are being made, this piece of floating garbage just doesn鈥檛 put them where they need to fucking go. 

So they don鈥檛 have swim bladders. You know, the one thing that every fish has to make sure it doesn鈥檛 just sink to the bottom of the ocean when they stop moving and can stay the right side up. This creature. That can barely move to begin with. Can never stop its continuous tour of idiocy across the ocean or it鈥檒l fucking sink. EXCEPT. EXCEPT. When they get stuck on top of the water! Which happens frequently! Because without the whole swim bladder thing, if the ocean pushes over THE THINNEST BUT LARGEST MOST TOPPLE-ABLE FISH ON THE PLANET, shit outta luck! There is no creature on this earth that needs a swim bladder more than this spit in the face of nature, AND YET. Some scientists have speculated that when they do that, they are absorbing energy from the sun because no one fucking knows how they manage to get any real energy to begin with. So they need the sun I guess. But good news, when they end up stuck like that, it gives birds a chance to land on their goddamn island of a body and eat the bugs and parasites out of its skin because it鈥檚 basically a slowly migrating cesspool. Pros and cons. 

鈥淚f they are so huge, they must at least be decent predators.鈥 No. No. The most dangerous thing about them is, as you may have guessed, their stupidity. They have caused the death of one person before. Because it jumped onto a boat. On a human. And in 2005 it decided to relive its mighty glory days and do it again, this time landing on a four-year-old boy. Luckily Byron sustained no injuries. Way to go, fish. Great job.

They mostly only eat jellyfish because of course they do, they could only eat something that has no brain and a possibility of drifting into their mouths I guess. Everything they do eat has almost zero nutritional value and because it鈥檚 so stupidly fucking big, it has to eat a ton of the almost no nutritional value stuff to stay alive. Dumb. See that ridiculous open mouth? (This is actually why this is my favorite picture of one, and I have had it saved to my phone for three years) 鈥淥h no! What could have happened! How could this be!鈥 Do not let that expression fool you, they just don鈥檛 have the goddamn ability to close their mouths because their teeth are fused together, and ya know what, it is good it floats around with such a clueless expression on its face, because it is in fact clueless as all fuck.

They do SOMETIMES get eaten though. BUT HARDLY. No animal truly uses them as a food source, but instead (which has lead us to said photo) will usually just maim the fuck out of them for kicks. Seals have been seen playing with their fins like frisbees. Probably the most useful thing to ever come from them. 

鈥淲ow, you raise some good points here, this fish truly is proof that God has abandoned us.鈥 Yes, thank you. 鈥淏ut if they鈥檙e so bad at literally everything, why haven鈥檛 they gone extinct.鈥 Great question. 

BECAUSE THIS THING IS SO WORTHLESS IT DOESNT REALIZE IT SHOULD NOT EXIST. IT IS SO UNAWARE OF LITERALLY FUCKING EVERYTHING THAT IT DOESNT REALIZE THAT IT鈥橲 DOING MAYBE THE WORST FUCKING JOB OF BEING A FISH, OR DEBATABLY THE WORST JOB OF BEING A CLUSTER OF CELLS THAN ANY OTHER CLUSTER OF CELLS. SO WHAT DOES IT DO? IT LAYS THE MOST EGGS OUT OF EVERYTHING. Besides some bugs, there are some ants and stuff that鈥檒l lay more. IT WILL LAY 300 MILLION EGGS AT ONE TIME. 300,000,000. IT SURVIVES BECAUSE IT WOULD BE STATISTICALLY IMPROBABLE, DARE I SAY IMPOSSIBLE, THAT THERE WOULDNT BE AT LEAST ONE OF THOSE 300,000,000 (that is EACH time they lay eggs) LEFT SURVIVING AT THE END OF THE DAY. 

And this concludes why I hate the fuck out of this complete failure of evolution, the Ocean Sunfish. If I ever see one, I will throw rocks at it.


LIVE OCEAN SUNFISH UPDATE: FISH DISCOVERED TO BE MORE DUMB THAN PREVIOUSLY THOUGHTSo
 the top and bottom fins kind of wiggle all of the time and they are not
 sure exactly why but think it鈥檚 stabilization. BUT they can jump by 
turning on their side and using them as 
wing type things. It is suspected they do this as a way of 鈥渟cratching鈥 
their parasite ridden bodies. So learning that I was like 鈥渉uh okay they
 have a skill.鈥 Then I discovered this: Since they 
are so terrible at swimming, the current will carry them into deep cold 
water. Then they die. So I have learned that they are so stupid they 
just get slowly consumed by a freezing death. All while they have the 
full ability for that to not happen. Because they鈥檙e fucking worthless 
floating garbage



i read this out loud to my marine bio nerd friend and she agrees


be nice to them they鈥檙e doing their best :(

youmakemelikecharity: rock-moms: vastderp: gaybuttfuckzone: deltasniper1000: So someone in a group asked me to tell them why I hate...

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 Messy Disaster Bisexual
 Certified Sweaty Boi
 Parasite TM
 Annie With The Good Hair
 Extremely Chaotic Gay
 Fuck the police
 Sex Icon
 Jealous Bitch
 Distinguished Bi
 DESERVED BETTER
 Boss Ass Bitch
 Dumped in the trash and hit by a car, but this
 pigeon isn't giving up
 Monster Fucker Extrordinaire
 Funnier than people give him credit for
 DTF: Down To Fight
 Hair and makeup on point
 Just wants a nap
 Stressed
 Looks like an asshole, actually a sweetheart
 Chocoholic
 Mmm Watcha Say
 Nervous Lesbian
 Also Deserved Better
 Loves her kids
 Will probably hesitate, bitch
 Diet Elon Musk
 The worst straight person you know
 -100% got "friendzoned" in high school
 Dr. Dan
 Functional Ace
 Will love and support you
 Everyone hates him even though he
 Actually makes some pretty valid points about
 how much humans suck???
 did nothing wrong
 Mom Friend
 Probably Polyam
 Probably has more
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 Stone Cold Bitch
 .Thinks he's smarter/more intersting than
 he is, actually just an asshole
 Terrible Liar
 Seriously, y'all are sleeping on my
 man Dan Lewis, wtf
imagine-venom:
thirsty-venom-posts:

zeddpool:


Tag yourself, I鈥檓 Dr. Dan and Eddie Baby

(Bonus points if you caught the Monty Python reference)

Edit: Realised I鈥檇 gotten Dan surname wrong, oops


Oh god I鈥檓 Annie With The Good Hair

can鈥檛 believe I鈥檓 going to expose myself like this but I am the parasite.
mmmmMMMMMM

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Oops, I started a ridiculous challenge.

This is why it鈥檚 ridiculous, fyi:



Listen鈥 my entire personal life is fucked鈥 but I have written over 2000 words without using the letter 鈥榠鈥 even once鈥 does that count for anything鈥

This is鈥 I mean. Incredible. But terrifying.
You鈥檝e written over 2000 words with no 鈥榠t鈥. No 鈥榠ng鈥. Oh God,聽no 鈥榠ng鈥.
You鈥檙e a force to be reckoned with.

No 鈥榠t鈥, no 鈥榠s鈥, no 鈥-ing鈥, no聽鈥榠n鈥, no 鈥業鈥. I鈥檓 on 2,700 words now, and I鈥檓鈥 not sure how I鈥檝e managed to do this. Dialogue is proving the biggest challenge, unsurprisingly. Why did I do this to myself? 


So this is going to be like 15-20k when it鈥檚 done鈥 um

If I finish this, I will probably count it amongst my greatest achievements.


Op you鈥檙e the most powerful person on writeblr right now

That鈥檚 good to hear because I鈥檝e lost all semblance of control with respect to every other facet of my life, but
I鈥檓 maybe a third of the way through now?? So that鈥檚 good???? And now I鈥檓 going to have a very relaxing bath??????

I probably have about another 14,000 words to go and honestly, when I hit 10k (the expected halfway point), I鈥檓 going to treat myself to writing 100 words of something else that has the dang letter 鈥榠鈥 in it

Nearly wept when I realised I couldn鈥檛 use the word 鈥榝rantic鈥 earlier, but 
7.5k is my next milestone, and it actually might happen tomorrow, which is unnerving. How should I celebrate?? 

Getting really bad impostor syndrome today and feeling 95% sure that I will never amount to a thing and will probably never finish this story, and so in response to that dumb brain thought I did this
Suck it, subconscious.


You are a force of nature and I am both impressed and terrified.


Please publish this somewhere when you a e done so we can read it holy shit

I absolutely will!! In other news I hit 10k today and that鈥檚 without a thesaurus and oh golly, my poor think-box


This author is a sleeping God among mortals
The Earth fears their awakening into their full powers 

Full powers yet to be confirmed, but after a short hiatus, I have returned
When I get to 12k, I might do a very elaborate jig 

I really hope the title of your story is 鈥淭eam.鈥

Alas, as good a pun as that is, it would not really suit a story about Eurydice escaping her failing marriage to Orpheus by fleeing to the Underworld and becoming a powerful undead entity, but the name of it will be a sort of pun. Ish.

To answer everyone鈥檚 questions: unnamed narrator, it will be published but not for free online (soz!), there are excerpts on my blog if you search聽鈥榠wnh鈥 and:Current status: mostly screaming, actually.

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parasite: AT&T 41 ,d 16%. 1:16AM bulbubsaur Pretend ur invasive self hating thoughts r being said to u by a 13 y/o boy on xbox live trying to get a rise out of you like "Your girlfriend dumped you because you're ugly" that's nice tim isn't it past ur bedtime autistictesla also, if you have intrusive violent thoughts, pretend they're being said to u by an annoying backseat driver "drive into that pole" thanks karen or i could not do that emmmpty Perfect heroscafe you can also pretend that the Super Paranoid thoughts are being said by that conspiracy theorist in your history class "maybe they poisoned you" maybe you should fuck of, geoffrey-with-a-g glampersand OHH MAN I DO THIS SHIT EVERY DAY dapperpea My favorite for intrusive anxious thoughts is to pretend Spock's behind you with an answer "did I lock the door captain you have locked the door every day for over ten years, and it is very hard for most people to break even subconscious habits, so you most definitely locked the door zetsubonna I told my new psychiatrist about how I learned this from y'all and his eyes lit up. He didn't smile but he did nod a whole bunch of times, it was great. merelyimmortal I like to pretend that my intrusive thoughts are being said to me by a super uptight religious white lady "god hates you because you don't believe in him your failures are too great to be forgiven by anyone "everything you do is wrong and you are going to burn in hell" thanks for the input brenda but fuck right off thatoneqprblog I would just like to say that I love you all for this idea. disabledfeministvoice Reblogging this for a friend. krabbydon "you're a parasite on society at large and your friends in specific-" fuck off greg lupinatic You can also pretend you're resisting the Imperius curse, I do that sometimes. Next time you go past the deep fryer, stick your hands right in the hot oil." "Why? Stupid thing to do really. No, I don't think I will, thanks." thewolfisfighting I'm going to queue this forever since it's a coping mechanism that might actually help me and i keep forgetting about it <p>Some good coping strategies :)</p>
parasite: AT&T
 41
 ,d 16%. 1:16AM
 bulbubsaur
 Pretend ur invasive self hating thoughts r being said to u by
 a 13 y/o boy on xbox live trying to get a rise out of you like
 "Your girlfriend dumped you because you're ugly" that's nice
 tim isn't it past ur bedtime
 autistictesla
 also, if you have intrusive violent thoughts, pretend they're
 being said to u by an annoying backseat driver
 "drive into that pole" thanks karen or i could not do that
 emmmpty
 Perfect
 heroscafe
 you can also pretend that the Super Paranoid thoughts are
 being said by that conspiracy theorist in your history class
 "maybe they poisoned you" maybe you should fuck of,
 geoffrey-with-a-g
 glampersand
 OHH MAN I DO THIS SHIT EVERY DAY
 dapperpea
 My favorite for intrusive anxious thoughts is to pretend
 Spock's behind you with an answer
 "did I lock the door
 captain you have locked the door every day for over ten
 years, and it is very hard for most people to break even
 subconscious habits, so you most definitely locked the door
 zetsubonna
 I told my new psychiatrist about how I learned this from y'all
 and his eyes lit up. He didn't smile but he did nod a whole
 bunch of times, it was great.
 merelyimmortal
 I like to pretend that my intrusive thoughts are being said to
 me by a super uptight religious white lady
 "god hates you because you don't believe in him your
 failures are too great to be forgiven by anyone "everything
 you do is wrong and you are going to burn in hell"
 thanks for the input brenda but fuck right off
 thatoneqprblog
 I would just like to say that I love you all for this idea.
 disabledfeministvoice
 Reblogging this for a friend.
 krabbydon
 "you're a parasite on society at large and your friends in
 specific-" fuck off greg
 lupinatic
 You can also pretend you're resisting the Imperius curse, I do
 that sometimes.
 Next time you go past the deep fryer, stick your hands right
 in the hot oil."
 "Why? Stupid thing to do really. No, I don't think I will, thanks."
 thewolfisfighting
 I'm going to queue this forever since it's a coping mechanism
 that might actually help me and i keep forgetting about it
<p>Some good coping strategies :)</p>

<p>Some good coping strategies :)</p>