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Ass, Funny, and Future: SENORGİF/COM thebibliosphere: alwaysatomicconniseur: ruffboijuliaburnsides: mistersaturn123: a-can-of-mountain-jew: dragonenby: tabbitcha: lemonade-cat: talkearlietome: cartel: hotboysofficial: the future is now are people that lazy to need this While I’m sure there are people too lazy to spin a fork, keep in mind people like this person who may be suffering from arthritis or a neurological disease or nerve damage or a thousand other conditions that might impair their ability to do things as simple as spin a fork to eat spaghetti.  These are used with people who can’t grip well:  This is for Parkinsons’s:  For people who can’t even bend their joints:  Here’s a product that guides your hand from your plate to your mouth  This one holds a sandwich  Like I get it. I used to see things like the fork and think “that’s fuckin’ lazy” or that product that holds a gallon and you just tip it and pour. But then I started working around the disabled and impaired and found out that these products aren’t meant for lazy people, they’re meant for people who need help.  So maybe next time you see something, instead of thinking “Wow, are people that lazy?” just be grateful that you’re able to do the things you do every day and take for granted, like being able to feed yourself and wipe your own ass because you have enough coordination and bendy joints to do it.  This isn’t specualtion either; the majority of products from commericals that we think are funny or silly are autally MEANT for hte disabled.But they are marketed towards the abled because the disabled aren’t considered a viable enough demographic on their own. the Snuggie for example? Created for wheelchair users. This is actually really nifty. oh my god of course the snuggie was for wheelchair users The fact that anyone buys these products besides disabled people drastically lowers the price of them. These would normally cost hundreds if not thousands if dollars. Because if spent time and money creating it, the company wants to get more than that back. And they can’t do that if they sell and market these primarily to disabled people for $20-$40 a piece or whatever. They’d lose money on production. If they can sell hundreds of them to everyone, they can lower the price drastically and therefore disabled people don’t die while trying to scrape up the money to buy these things and be a bit more independent. I never considered that last part and that’s actually genius Like yeah, a handful of people ARE that lazy. But those are the people who use these products even though they don’t need them and thus allow the price to be lower for those who DO. So honestly in this case good bless the lazy and those prone to gimmicks because they are invaluable to the elderly and disabled in this sense. @thebibliosphere Look! People learning about disability and why to be kind! The normalization of disability aids needs to be a thing precisely so they can cost less.
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dragonenby:

tabbitcha:

lemonade-cat:

talkearlietome:

cartel:

hotboysofficial:

the future is now

are people that lazy to need this

While I’m sure there are people too lazy to spin a fork, keep in mind people like this person who may be suffering from arthritis or a neurological disease or nerve damage or a thousand other conditions that might impair their ability to do things as simple as spin a fork to eat spaghetti. 
These are used with people who can’t grip well: 
This is for Parkinsons’s: 
For people who can’t even bend their joints: 
Here’s a product that guides your hand from your plate to your mouth 
This one holds a sandwich 
Like I get it. I used to see things like the fork and think “that’s fuckin’ lazy” or that product that holds a gallon and you just tip it and pour. But then I started working around the disabled and impaired and found out that these products aren’t meant for lazy people, they’re meant for people who need help. 
So maybe next time you see something, instead of thinking “Wow, are people that lazy?” just be grateful that you’re able to do the things you do every day and take for granted, like being able to feed yourself and wipe your own ass because you have enough coordination and bendy joints to do it. 

This isn’t specualtion either; the majority of products from commericals that we think are funny or silly are autally MEANT for hte disabled.But they are marketed towards the abled because the disabled aren’t considered a viable enough demographic on their own. the Snuggie for example? Created for wheelchair users.

This is actually really nifty.

oh my god of course the snuggie was for wheelchair users


The fact that anyone buys these products besides disabled people drastically lowers the price of them. These would normally cost hundreds if not thousands if dollars. Because if spent time and money creating it, the company wants to get more than that back. And they can’t do that if they sell and market these primarily to disabled people for $20-$40 a piece or whatever. They’d lose money on production. If they can sell hundreds of them to everyone, they can lower the price drastically and therefore disabled people don’t die while trying to scrape up the money to buy these things and be a bit more independent.

I never considered that last part and that’s actually genius


Like yeah, a handful of people ARE that lazy. 
But those are the people who use these products even though they don’t need them and thus allow the price to be lower for those who DO. 
So honestly in this case good bless the lazy and those prone to gimmicks because they are invaluable to the elderly and disabled in this sense. 

@thebibliosphere Look! People learning about disability and why to be kind!


The normalization of disability aids needs to be a thing precisely so they can cost less.

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9/11, America, and Children: The Turkey Story So it's 2001, and my family drives from fu California and like three blizzards to get to Ohio for into a nursing home and it's their last holiday in that house. So its a bit bittersweet but ultimately a good thing. Since it's their last holiday there, the family pulls out all the stops when it comes to dinner, all the Russian desserts come out, as does the Lethal Bacon Mashed Potatoes and the horrible candied yams with the mini marshmallows dish because not all expressions of love are even if they are si In the spirit of going alout, Uncle Bobby smokes a Turkey Uncle Bobby started cooking as a boy foil-wrapped potatoes into a campfire and has been ad- dicted since, and now has a hand-made smokehouse in the backyard where he makes various cured meats and other delights. He seasons the turkey in the traditional manner, but he and grandpa have a shared passion for SO Game Hen seasoned that way, for them. Then Bobby has a Brilliant Idea. He realizes that he can stuff the turkey (once it has been smoked) with regular stuffing, and there is still plenty of room for him to put the game hen inside THAT, and stuff the game hen be- cuase why not? He confers with Mom, and she explains how to cut open the turkey so there's dramatic reveal as the stuffing and game hen come out. It's Genius. Except, of course, that my Aunt Sue is attending, Uncle Cliff s after her So the day of the dinner, tensions are running a bit high, between the marathon cooking, the kids al being trapped indoors due to aforementioned blizzards, and Uncle Cliff deciding that the best way to amuse himself is by hiding from the adults in the basement, getting drunk and rambling about how various ethic groups were destroying America. Being that I had close Muslim friends that were leaving the country becuase of 9/11, 1 was near tears from this nonsense and ready to n roughly five times my size. Sue, for some reason, keeps coming down and defending him, or telling us we're rotten children for 'attacking him, becuase she Must Stand By Her Man, even if her man is a hefty bag of dog feces with an ugly mustache My sister eventually boits upstairs to tattle and my grandfather limps down to the basement and brandishes his Hip Bone Cane, hands rock-steady in spite of the Parkinson's slowly taking over him. Firstly Cliff, It may not be my roof much longer but while you are under it you will be civil, or Ill beat your skull in. Also, dinner's ready, everyone go wash up. We go upstairs and sit down, and do the traditional "Name one thing you're thankful for as the bread gets passed around the table, and things calm down a bit. Bobby brings out the Turkey and everyone goes OOH becuase it's really pretty, them Mom carves it open so that the stuffing spills out dramatically along with the game hen and there's an appreciative gasp all around becuase it looks cool. Only Sue KEEPS gasping, in utter horror, before getting up and clasping her hands to her face ala Edvard Munch and shrieks OH MY GOD IT WAS PREGNANTI We all stare at Sue. We all look back at the fully-dressed-cooked-and-stuffed birds that in no way had any internal organs in them or ever gave live birth Then we all looked back at Sue, trying to figure out where to begin but since shed been trying to justify Cliffs behavior she was pretty much free-associating conspiracies and scandals now, and just kept going. IT WAS PREGNANT MY GOD WE'VE COMMITTED AN ABORTION WE'RE ALL GOING TO HELL FOR THIS, I'M SO SORRY JESUS She goes into full pearl-clutching gibbering horror at this point and falls back into her chair like it's a Victorian fainting couch only it's a shitty chair from the Eisenhower administration so it collapses and she slams into the floor, sobbing and kicking her feet like a toddler Everyone watched for a moment before my Mom sighs heavily and starts carving and serving the turkey while my grandmother mouths she's not coming back Cliff, reactions delayed by about six beers, finally notices his wife is on the floor and tries to pick her up, are assisted by Dad, who is saintly patient man and less immune to this jacknapery at that point. I am stuffing dinner rolls into my face to keep from laughing at this grand spectacle ICANT EAT IT, I REFUSE TO PARTAKE IN THIS BARBARISM Sue begins but Dad puts on his best Kindly Father voice (he was heavily involved with the catholic church and even considered becoming a priest before getting drafted but that's another story)and assures Sue that she need not eat, or even be in the room if she wants. She nods, placated by being the center of attention again, and Dad goes in for the kill. I wouldn't want you to go hungry. Can I make you some That would be lovely." Said Sue, joke flying over her ng 747. I recall watching my grandmot her nearly choke to death on the green beans over that, and everyone pointedly trying to avoid talking about anything poultry-related while Sue sat there and ate the most ironic scrambled eggs in the history of mankind. Shortly thereafter, Cliff threw up in the sink and they went home, and the party got underway properly, with Grandpa raising a toast to Mom and Uncle Bobby For t Turkey has been an staple since then. I'll see if I can hit Uncle Bobby up for instructions but if you decide to make it 1. you HAVE to shriek "OH MY GOD IT WAS PREGNANT when you carve it open, or it's not authentic and won't taste as good 2. Share the pictures with me, Very planned Parenthood
9/11, America, and Children: The Turkey Story
 So it's 2001, and my family drives from fu
 California and like three blizzards to get to Ohio for
 into
 a nursing home and it's their last holiday in that house.
 So its a bit bittersweet but ultimately a good thing.
 Since it's their last holiday there, the family pulls out
 all the stops when it comes to dinner, all the Russian
 desserts come out, as does the Lethal Bacon Mashed
 Potatoes and the horrible candied yams with the mini
 marshmallows dish because not all expressions of love
 are
 even if they are si
 In the spirit of going
 alout, Uncle Bobby smokes a Turkey
 Uncle Bobby started cooking as a boy
 foil-wrapped potatoes into a campfire and has been ad-
 dicted since, and now has a hand-made smokehouse in
 the backyard where he makes various cured meats and
 other delights. He seasons the turkey in the traditional
 manner, but he and grandpa have a shared passion for
 SO
 Game Hen seasoned that way, for them.
 Then Bobby has a Brilliant Idea. He realizes that he can
 stuff the turkey (once it has been smoked) with regular
 stuffing, and there is still plenty of room for him to put
 the game hen inside THAT, and stuff the game hen be-
 cuase why not? He confers with Mom, and she explains
 how to cut open the turkey so there's dramatic reveal
 as the stuffing and game hen come out. It's Genius.
 Except, of course, that my Aunt Sue is attending, Uncle
 Cliff s
 after her
 So the day of the dinner, tensions are running a bit
 high, between the marathon cooking, the kids al being
 trapped indoors due to aforementioned blizzards,
 and Uncle Cliff deciding that the best way to amuse
 himself is by hiding from the adults in the basement,
 getting drunk and rambling about how various ethic
 groups were destroying America. Being that I had close
 Muslim friends that were leaving the country becuase of
 9/11, 1 was near tears from this nonsense and ready to
 n roughly five times my size.
 Sue, for some reason, keeps coming down and
 defending him, or telling us we're rotten children
 for 'attacking him, becuase she Must Stand By Her
 Man, even if her man is a hefty bag of dog feces with an
 ugly
 mustache
 My sister eventually boits upstairs to tattle and
 my grandfather limps down to the basement and
 brandishes his Hip Bone Cane, hands rock-steady in
 spite of the Parkinson's slowly taking over him.
 Firstly Cliff, It may not be my roof much longer but
 while you are under it you will be civil, or Ill beat your
 skull in. Also, dinner's ready, everyone go wash up.
 We go upstairs and sit down, and do the
 traditional "Name one thing you're thankful for as the
 bread gets passed around the table, and things calm
 down a bit. Bobby brings out the Turkey and everyone
 goes OOH becuase it's really pretty, them Mom carves
 it open so that the stuffing spills out dramatically along
 with the game hen and there's an appreciative gasp all
 around becuase it looks cool.
 Only Sue KEEPS gasping, in utter horror, before getting
 up and clasping her hands to her face ala Edvard
 Munch and shrieks
 OH MY GOD IT WAS PREGNANTI
 We all stare at Sue. We all look back at the
 fully-dressed-cooked-and-stuffed birds that in no way
 had any internal organs in them or ever gave live birth
 Then we all looked back at Sue, trying to figure out
 where to begin but since shed been trying to justify
 Cliffs behavior she was pretty much free-associating
 conspiracies and scandals now, and just kept going.
 IT WAS PREGNANT MY GOD WE'VE COMMITTED AN
 ABORTION WE'RE ALL GOING TO HELL FOR THIS, I'M
 SO SORRY JESUS She goes into full pearl-clutching
 gibbering horror at this point and falls back into her
 chair like it's a Victorian fainting couch only it's a
 shitty chair from the Eisenhower administration so it
 collapses and she slams into the floor, sobbing and
 kicking her feet like a toddler
 Everyone watched for a moment before my Mom sighs
 heavily and starts carving and serving the turkey while
 my grandmother mouths she's not coming back
 Cliff, reactions delayed by about six beers, finally
 notices his wife is on the floor and tries to pick her up,
 are assisted by Dad,
 who is saintly patient man and less immune to this
 jacknapery at that point. I am stuffing dinner rolls into
 my face to keep from laughing at this grand spectacle
 ICANT EAT IT, I REFUSE TO PARTAKE IN THIS
 BARBARISM Sue begins but Dad puts on his best
 Kindly Father voice (he was heavily involved with the
 catholic church and even considered becoming a priest
 before getting drafted but that's another story)and
 assures Sue that she need not eat, or even be in the
 room if she wants. She nods, placated by being the
 center of attention again, and Dad goes in for the kill.
 I wouldn't want you to go hungry. Can I make you
 some
 That would be lovely." Said Sue, joke flying over her
 ng 747. I recall watching my grandmot
 her nearly choke to death on the green beans over that,
 and everyone pointedly trying to avoid talking about
 anything poultry-related while Sue sat there and ate the
 most ironic scrambled eggs in the history of mankind.
 Shortly thereafter, Cliff threw up in the sink and they
 went home, and the party got underway properly, with
 Grandpa raising a toast to Mom and Uncle Bobby For
 t Turkey has been an
 staple since then. I'll see if I can hit Uncle Bobby up for
 instructions but if you decide to make it 1. you HAVE
 to shriek "OH MY GOD IT WAS PREGNANT when you
 carve it open, or it's not authentic and won't taste as
 good 2. Share the pictures with me,
Very planned Parenthood

Very planned Parenthood

Ass, Funny, and Future: SENORGİF/COM thebibliosphere: alwaysatomicconniseur: ruffboijuliaburnsides: mistersaturn123: a-can-of-mountain-jew: dragonenby: tabbitcha: lemonade-cat: talkearlietome: cartel: hotboysofficial: the future is now are people that lazy to need this While I’m sure there are people too lazy to spin a fork, keep in mind people like this person who may be suffering from arthritis or a neurological disease or nerve damage or a thousand other conditions that might impair their ability to do things as simple as spin a fork to eat spaghetti.  These are used with people who can’t grip well:  This is for Parkinsons’s:  For people who can’t even bend their joints:  Here’s a product that guides your hand from your plate to your mouth  This one holds a sandwich  Like I get it. I used to see things like the fork and think “that’s fuckin’ lazy” or that product that holds a gallon and you just tip it and pour. But then I started working around the disabled and impaired and found out that these products aren’t meant for lazy people, they’re meant for people who need help.  So maybe next time you see something, instead of thinking “Wow, are people that lazy?” just be grateful that you’re able to do the things you do every day and take for granted, like being able to feed yourself and wipe your own ass because you have enough coordination and bendy joints to do it.  This isn’t specualtion either; the majority of products from commericals that we think are funny or silly are autally MEANT for hte disabled.But they are marketed towards the abled because the disabled aren’t considered a viable enough demographic on their own. the Snuggie for example? Created for wheelchair users. This is actually really nifty. oh my god of course the snuggie was for wheelchair users The fact that anyone buys these products besides disabled people drastically lowers the price of them. These would normally cost hundreds if not thousands if dollars. Because if spent time and money creating it, the company wants to get more than that back. And they can’t do that if they sell and market these primarily to disabled people for $20-$40 a piece or whatever. They’d lose money on production. If they can sell hundreds of them to everyone, they can lower the price drastically and therefore disabled people don’t die while trying to scrape up the money to buy these things and be a bit more independent. I never considered that last part and that’s actually genius Like yeah, a handful of people ARE that lazy. But those are the people who use these products even though they don’t need them and thus allow the price to be lower for those who DO. So honestly in this case good bless the lazy and those prone to gimmicks because they are invaluable to the elderly and disabled in this sense. @thebibliosphere Look! People learning about disability and why to be kind! The normalization of disability aids needs to be a thing precisely so they can cost less.
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ruffboijuliaburnsides:

mistersaturn123:

a-can-of-mountain-jew:

dragonenby:

tabbitcha:

lemonade-cat:

talkearlietome:

cartel:

hotboysofficial:

the future is now

are people that lazy to need this

While I’m sure there are people too lazy to spin a fork, keep in mind people like this person who may be suffering from arthritis or a neurological disease or nerve damage or a thousand other conditions that might impair their ability to do things as simple as spin a fork to eat spaghetti. 
These are used with people who can’t grip well: 
This is for Parkinsons’s: 
For people who can’t even bend their joints: 
Here’s a product that guides your hand from your plate to your mouth 
This one holds a sandwich 
Like I get it. I used to see things like the fork and think “that’s fuckin’ lazy” or that product that holds a gallon and you just tip it and pour. But then I started working around the disabled and impaired and found out that these products aren’t meant for lazy people, they’re meant for people who need help. 
So maybe next time you see something, instead of thinking “Wow, are people that lazy?” just be grateful that you’re able to do the things you do every day and take for granted, like being able to feed yourself and wipe your own ass because you have enough coordination and bendy joints to do it. 

This isn’t specualtion either; the majority of products from commericals that we think are funny or silly are autally MEANT for hte disabled.But they are marketed towards the abled because the disabled aren’t considered a viable enough demographic on their own. the Snuggie for example? Created for wheelchair users.

This is actually really nifty.

oh my god of course the snuggie was for wheelchair users


The fact that anyone buys these products besides disabled people drastically lowers the price of them. These would normally cost hundreds if not thousands if dollars. Because if spent time and money creating it, the company wants to get more than that back. And they can’t do that if they sell and market these primarily to disabled people for $20-$40 a piece or whatever. They’d lose money on production. If they can sell hundreds of them to everyone, they can lower the price drastically and therefore disabled people don’t die while trying to scrape up the money to buy these things and be a bit more independent.

I never considered that last part and that’s actually genius


Like yeah, a handful of people ARE that lazy. 
But those are the people who use these products even though they don’t need them and thus allow the price to be lower for those who DO. 
So honestly in this case good bless the lazy and those prone to gimmicks because they are invaluable to the elderly and disabled in this sense. 

@thebibliosphere Look! People learning about disability and why to be kind!


The normalization of disability aids needs to be a thing precisely so they can cost less.

thebibliosphere: alwaysatomicconniseur: ruffboijuliaburnsides: mistersaturn123: a-can-of-mountain-jew: dragonenby: tabbitcha: lemona...

Ass, Funny, and Future: SENORGİF/COM mistersaturn123: a-can-of-mountain-jew: dragonenby: tabbitcha: lemonade-cat: talkearlietome: cartel: hotboysofficial: the future is now are people that lazy to need this While I’m sure there are people too lazy to spin a fork, keep in mind people like this person who may be suffering from arthritis or a neurological disease or nerve damage or a thousand other conditions that might impair their ability to do things as simple as spin a fork to eat spaghetti.  These are used with people who can’t grip well:  This is for Parkinsons’s:  For people who can’t even bend their joints:  Here’s a product that guides your hand from your plate to your mouth  This one holds a sandwich  Like I get it. I used to see things like the fork and think “that’s fuckin’ lazy” or that product that holds a gallon and you just tip it and pour. But then I started working around the disabled and impaired and found out that these products aren’t meant for lazy people, they’re meant for people who need help.  So maybe next time you see something, instead of thinking “Wow, are people that lazy?” just be grateful that you’re able to do the things you do every day and take for granted, like being able to feed yourself and wipe your own ass because you have enough coordination and bendy joints to do it.  This isn’t specualtion either; the majority of products from commericals that we think are funny or silly are autally MEANT for hte disabled.But they are marketed towards the abled because the disabled aren’t considered a viable enough demographic on their own. the Snuggie for example? Created for wheelchair users. This is actually really nifty. oh my god of course the snuggie was for wheelchair users The fact that anyone buys these products besides disabled people drastically lowers the price of them. These would normally cost hundreds if not thousands if dollars. Because if spent time and money creating it, the company wants to get more than that back. And they can’t do that if they sell and market these primarily to disabled people for $20-$40 a piece or whatever. They’d lose money on production. If they can sell hundreds of them to everyone, they can lower the price drastically and therefore disabled people don’t die while trying to scrape up the money to buy these things and be a bit more independent. I never considered that last part and that’s actually genius
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mistersaturn123:

a-can-of-mountain-jew:

dragonenby:

tabbitcha:

lemonade-cat:

talkearlietome:

cartel:

hotboysofficial:

the future is now

are people that lazy to need this

While I’m sure there are people too lazy to spin a fork, keep in mind people like this person who may be suffering from arthritis or a neurological disease or nerve damage or a thousand other conditions that might impair their ability to do things as simple as spin a fork to eat spaghetti. 
These are used with people who can’t grip well: 
This is for Parkinsons’s: 
For people who can’t even bend their joints: 
Here’s a product that guides your hand from your plate to your mouth 
This one holds a sandwich 
Like I get it. I used to see things like the fork and think “that’s fuckin’ lazy” or that product that holds a gallon and you just tip it and pour. But then I started working around the disabled and impaired and found out that these products aren’t meant for lazy people, they’re meant for people who need help. 
So maybe next time you see something, instead of thinking “Wow, are people that lazy?” just be grateful that you’re able to do the things you do every day and take for granted, like being able to feed yourself and wipe your own ass because you have enough coordination and bendy joints to do it. 

This isn’t specualtion either; the majority of products from commericals that we think are funny or silly are autally MEANT for hte disabled.But they are marketed towards the abled because the disabled aren’t considered a viable enough demographic on their own. the Snuggie for example? Created for wheelchair users.

This is actually really nifty.

oh my god of course the snuggie was for wheelchair users


The fact that anyone buys these products besides disabled people drastically lowers the price of them. These would normally cost hundreds if not thousands if dollars. Because if spent time and money creating it, the company wants to get more than that back. And they can’t do that if they sell and market these primarily to disabled people for $20-$40 a piece or whatever. They’d lose money on production. If they can sell hundreds of them to everyone, they can lower the price drastically and therefore disabled people don’t die while trying to scrape up the money to buy these things and be a bit more independent.

I never considered that last part and that’s actually genius

mistersaturn123: a-can-of-mountain-jew: dragonenby: tabbitcha: lemonade-cat: talkearlietome: cartel: hotboysofficial: the future is ...

Ass, Funny, and Future: SENORGİF/COM mistersaturn123: a-can-of-mountain-jew: dragonenby: tabbitcha: lemonade-cat: talkearlietome: cartel: hotboysofficial: the future is now are people that lazy to need this While I’m sure there are people too lazy to spin a fork, keep in mind people like this person who may be suffering from arthritis or a neurological disease or nerve damage or a thousand other conditions that might impair their ability to do things as simple as spin a fork to eat spaghetti.  These are used with people who can’t grip well:  This is for Parkinsons’s:  For people who can’t even bend their joints:  Here’s a product that guides your hand from your plate to your mouth  This one holds a sandwich  Like I get it. I used to see things like the fork and think “that’s fuckin’ lazy” or that product that holds a gallon and you just tip it and pour. But then I started working around the disabled and impaired and found out that these products aren’t meant for lazy people, they’re meant for people who need help.  So maybe next time you see something, instead of thinking “Wow, are people that lazy?” just be grateful that you’re able to do the things you do every day and take for granted, like being able to feed yourself and wipe your own ass because you have enough coordination and bendy joints to do it.  This isn’t specualtion either; the majority of products from commericals that we think are funny or silly are autally MEANT for hte disabled.But they are marketed towards the abled because the disabled aren’t considered a viable enough demographic on their own. the Snuggie for example? Created for wheelchair users. This is actually really nifty. oh my god of course the snuggie was for wheelchair users The fact that anyone buys these products besides disabled people drastically lowers the price of them. These would normally cost hundreds if not thousands if dollars. Because if spent time and money creating it, the company wants to get more than that back. And they can’t do that if they sell and market these primarily to disabled people for $20-$40 a piece or whatever. They’d lose money on production. If they can sell hundreds of them to everyone, they can lower the price drastically and therefore disabled people don’t die while trying to scrape up the money to buy these things and be a bit more independent. I never considered that last part and that’s actually genius
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mistersaturn123:

a-can-of-mountain-jew:
dragonenby:

tabbitcha:

lemonade-cat:

talkearlietome:

cartel:

hotboysofficial:

the future is now

are people that lazy to need this

While I’m sure there are people too lazy to spin a fork, keep in mind people like this person who may be suffering from arthritis or a neurological disease or nerve damage or a thousand other conditions that might impair their ability to do things as simple as spin a fork to eat spaghetti. 
These are used with people who can’t grip well: 
This is for Parkinsons’s: 
For people who can’t even bend their joints: 
Here’s a product that guides your hand from your plate to your mouth 
This one holds a sandwich 
Like I get it. I used to see things like the fork and think “that’s fuckin’ lazy” or that product that holds a gallon and you just tip it and pour. But then I started working around the disabled and impaired and found out that these products aren’t meant for lazy people, they’re meant for people who need help. 
So maybe next time you see something, instead of thinking “Wow, are people that lazy?” just be grateful that you’re able to do the things you do every day and take for granted, like being able to feed yourself and wipe your own ass because you have enough coordination and bendy joints to do it. 

This isn’t specualtion either; the majority of products from commericals that we think are funny or silly are autally MEANT for hte disabled.But they are marketed towards the abled because the disabled aren’t considered a viable enough demographic on their own. the Snuggie for example? Created for wheelchair users.

This is actually really nifty.

oh my god of course the snuggie was for wheelchair users


The fact that anyone buys these products besides disabled people drastically lowers the price of them. These would normally cost hundreds if not thousands if dollars. Because if spent time and money creating it, the company wants to get more than that back. And they can’t do that if they sell and market these primarily to disabled people for $20-$40 a piece or whatever. They’d lose money on production. If they can sell hundreds of them to everyone, they can lower the price drastically and therefore disabled people don’t die while trying to scrape up the money to buy these things and be a bit more independent.

I never considered that last part and that’s actually genius

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Beautiful, God, and Lottery: Hill I would like to share this beautiful passage with all of you, it's long, but worth it. And I swear to god I didn't alter any of this Her long hair, still wet from the shower, had been combed down her back in a wet swath Hilda was sitting on the floor, her round, wet boobs still wet from the shower's water. She dried off the water with a towel, which then became wet. Hilda gasped when she saw a reflection in her bedroom mirror: through the slightly open door, she caught a glimpse of the chiseled abs and square jaw of the mysterious stranger who shared her cabin. She stood and spun around, her breasts swinging heavily with the momentum. She grabbed the door She saw herself and Torolf happy together, bathed in the golden light of love. Her snooch got all warm, too Torolf," Hilda moaned, her lush teats straining with desire. "I need you." Torolf, coarse abs pulsing softly in the moonlight, stood silently Hilda looked at him expectantly. "Oh, sorry, she added. "Torolf, I need you sexually." At hearing those beautiful words, Torolf flexed his rough-hewn abs and Hilda found herself being guided to her soft bed by the sheer force of Torolfs undulating midsection. She parted her thighs in anticipation, exposing the soft pink petals of her clunge Torolf entered her like she was a lottery. His engorged pecker pushed inside her and she felt fulfilled with sexual fulfillment. Hilda clutched at the bedsheets with lust and ecstasy and her hands. Her spongy love mountains hurled to and fro with each pounding. Her body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside it. Then Torolf moaned, arched his back, and suffered from dick Parkinson's. He pumped in all of his hot pearlescent sperms as Hilda spasmed with so many orgasms! The two lay still for a moment as the stinky scent of lovemaking billowed around the room. Hilda got out of bed, still shimmering with orgasm. She glowed with contentment, like a cat who ate the cream of the crop She walked across the room and picked up her towel, still wet with shower water. "Torolf," she said softly, "there's something I have to tell you... But her bed was empty Torolf was gone, escaped out the bedroom window. In the distance, Hilda heard the fading sound of galloping abs DICK ANEURYSM GALLOPING ABS A beautiful piece of literature.
Beautiful, God, and Lottery: Hill
 I would like to share this beautiful passage
 with all of you, it's long, but worth it. And I
 swear to god I didn't alter any of this
 Her long hair, still wet from the shower, had
 been combed down her back in a wet swath
 Hilda was sitting on the floor, her round, wet
 boobs still wet from the shower's water. She
 dried off the water with a towel, which then
 became wet.
 Hilda gasped when she saw a reflection in
 her bedroom mirror: through the slightly open
 door, she caught a glimpse of the chiseled
 abs and square jaw of the mysterious
 stranger who shared her cabin. She stood and
 spun around, her breasts swinging heavily
 with the momentum. She grabbed the door
 She saw herself and Torolf happy together,
 bathed in the golden light of love. Her snooch
 got all warm, too
 Torolf," Hilda moaned, her lush teats straining
 with desire. "I need you." Torolf, coarse abs
 pulsing softly in the moonlight, stood silently
 Hilda looked at him expectantly. "Oh, sorry,
 she added. "Torolf, I need you sexually."
 At hearing those beautiful words, Torolf flexed
 his rough-hewn abs and Hilda found herself
 being guided to her soft bed by the sheer
 force of Torolfs undulating midsection. She
 parted her thighs in anticipation, exposing the
 soft pink petals of her clunge
 Torolf entered her like she was a lottery. His
 engorged pecker pushed inside her and she
 felt fulfilled with sexual fulfillment.
 Hilda clutched at the bedsheets with lust
 and ecstasy and her hands. Her spongy
 love mountains hurled to and fro with each
 pounding. Her body was like a beautiful flower
 that was opening and somebody was pushing
 their dick inside it.
 Then Torolf moaned, arched his back, and
 suffered from dick Parkinson's. He pumped
 in all of his hot pearlescent sperms as Hilda
 spasmed with so many orgasms!
 The two lay still for a moment as the stinky
 scent of lovemaking billowed around the
 room. Hilda got out of bed, still shimmering
 with orgasm. She glowed with contentment,
 like a cat who ate the cream of the crop
 She walked across the room and picked up
 her towel, still wet with shower water. "Torolf,"
 she said softly, "there's something I have to
 tell you...
 But her bed was empty
 Torolf was gone, escaped out the bedroom
 window. In the distance, Hilda heard the
 fading sound of galloping abs
 DICK
 ANEURYSM
 GALLOPING ABS
A beautiful piece of literature.

A beautiful piece of literature.

Anaconda, Dell, and Memes: different MEDICINA Un team israeliano di ricercatori ha inventato uno strumento che analizzando il fiato riesce ad individuare 17 diverse malattie incluso il Parkinson, sclerosi multipla, malattie renali, e il cancro thedifferentgroup.com Fonte: Technion-Israel Institute of Technology IL RESPIRO NON MENTE Se da una parte il respiro può rilevare la quantità di alcol nel vostro stomaco quando vien fatto il test dell’etilometro, dall’altra si possono diagnosticare tramite il soffio la presenza o meno di alcune malattie. Un team di ricercatori israeliani è riuscito infatti a costruire un macchinario economico che analizza ogni minima componente chimica del nostro respiro. Infatti, quando respiriamo l’alito, oltre all’azoto all’anidride carbonica e all’ossigeno, contiene piccole quantità di 100 sostanze chimiche differenti. I ricercatori sono riusciti a captare 13 componenti particolari tipiche di una malattia, le cui alterazioni nella concentrazione relativa permettono la diagnosi della patologia. Tra le malattie individuabili sono presenti due ceppi differenti del morbo di Parkinson, la sclerosi multipla, alcune malattie renali, e diversi tipi di cancro, al polmone, al colon, alla prostata e alle ovaie. Per conoscere sempre qualcosa di nuovo : 👉🏻www.thedifferentgroup.com Tagga un tuo amico ! 📚 israele parkinson cancro malattia medicina scienza tecnologia università ricerca divulgazione curiosità different bedifferent
Anaconda, Dell, and Memes: different
 MEDICINA
 Un team israeliano di ricercatori ha inventato
 uno strumento che analizzando il fiato
 riesce ad individuare 17 diverse malattie
 incluso il Parkinson, sclerosi multipla,
 malattie renali, e il cancro
 thedifferentgroup.com
 Fonte: Technion-Israel Institute of Technology
IL RESPIRO NON MENTE Se da una parte il respiro può rilevare la quantità di alcol nel vostro stomaco quando vien fatto il test dell’etilometro, dall’altra si possono diagnosticare tramite il soffio la presenza o meno di alcune malattie. Un team di ricercatori israeliani è riuscito infatti a costruire un macchinario economico che analizza ogni minima componente chimica del nostro respiro. Infatti, quando respiriamo l’alito, oltre all’azoto all’anidride carbonica e all’ossigeno, contiene piccole quantità di 100 sostanze chimiche differenti. I ricercatori sono riusciti a captare 13 componenti particolari tipiche di una malattia, le cui alterazioni nella concentrazione relativa permettono la diagnosi della patologia. Tra le malattie individuabili sono presenti due ceppi differenti del morbo di Parkinson, la sclerosi multipla, alcune malattie renali, e diversi tipi di cancro, al polmone, al colon, alla prostata e alle ovaie. Per conoscere sempre qualcosa di nuovo : 👉🏻www.thedifferentgroup.com Tagga un tuo amico ! 📚 israele parkinson cancro malattia medicina scienza tecnologia università ricerca divulgazione curiosità different bedifferent

IL RESPIRO NON MENTE Se da una parte il respiro può rilevare la quantità di alcol nel vostro stomaco quando vien fatto il test dell’etilomet...

Animals, Computers, and Energy: 1980: I bet in the future there will be a video where someone spins a fidget spinner extremely quickly in order to damage a handheld computer 2017: Kepler telescope catalogs hundreds of new alien worlds, some potentially habitable This Machine Could Print Synthetic Life Forms on Demand, And Our Minds Are Reeling New antibiotic effective against drug-resistant bacteria Computers are starting to reason like humans The Human Brain Can Create Structures in Up to 11 Dimensions Sun Likely Has a Long-Lost Twin Scientists Have Created The Largest Ever Virtual Universe Inside a Supercomputer A new device can clean polluted air and turn it into hydrogen energy Scientists Just Changed The Game And Made Synthetic Photosynthesis Possible 3 Separate Experiments Report Signs of a Phenomenon Beyond The Standard Model of Physics LIGO detects gravitational waves for third time The World's Most Powerful X-Ray Laser Just Gave Rise to a 'Molecular Black Hole Gene therapy could turn off' severe allergies An Additional Sixth Sense Has Been Detected on The Tongue CERN Just Fast-Tracked Plans to Build a Particle Collider Three Times as Big as The LHC The World's Largest Floating Solar Plant Is Finally Online World-First Trials Have Been Launched to Treat Parkinson's And Blindness With Embryonic Stem Cells Bacteria may supercharge the future of wastewater treatment Ineffective antibiotics form strong teams against deadly super bacteria Google's New Al Is Better at Creating Al Than the Company's Engineers For The First Time, Physicists Have Observed a Giant Magnetic Bridge' Between Galaxies Scientists Achieve Direct Counterfactual Quantum Communication For The First Time A New Gene-Editing Technique Has Eliminated Acute HIV Infection in Living Animals Gravitational waves could show hints of extra dimensions Scientists Have Discovered a New Quantum State of Matter Early Clinical Trial Shows 'Cancer Vaccines' Can Protect Humans From Tumours It's Happening: Scientists Can Now Reverse DNA Ageing in Mice Self-taught artificial intelligence beats doctors at predicting heart attacks Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be know Carl Sagan EverythingScience.co.uk <p>Don&rsquo;t lose hope via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2sQrAFO">http://ift.tt/2sQrAFO</a></p>
Animals, Computers, and Energy: 1980: I bet in the future
 there will be a video where
 someone spins a fidget
 spinner extremely quickly
 in order to damage a handheld
 computer
 2017:
 Kepler telescope catalogs hundreds of new alien
 worlds, some potentially habitable
 This Machine Could Print Synthetic Life Forms
 on Demand, And Our Minds Are Reeling
 New antibiotic effective against drug-resistant
 bacteria
 Computers are starting to reason like humans
 The Human Brain Can Create Structures in Up to
 11 Dimensions
 Sun Likely Has a Long-Lost Twin
 Scientists Have Created The Largest Ever Virtual
 Universe Inside a Supercomputer
 A new device can clean polluted air and turn it
 into hydrogen energy
 Scientists Just Changed The Game And Made
 Synthetic Photosynthesis Possible
 3 Separate Experiments Report Signs of a
 Phenomenon Beyond The Standard Model of
 Physics
 LIGO detects gravitational waves for third time
 The World's Most Powerful X-Ray Laser Just
 Gave Rise to a 'Molecular Black Hole
 Gene therapy could turn off' severe allergies
 An Additional Sixth Sense Has Been Detected on
 The Tongue
 CERN Just Fast-Tracked Plans to Build a Particle
 Collider Three Times as Big as The LHC
 The World's Largest Floating Solar Plant Is
 Finally Online
 World-First Trials Have Been Launched to Treat
 Parkinson's And Blindness With Embryonic Stem
 Cells
 Bacteria may supercharge the future of
 wastewater treatment
 Ineffective antibiotics form strong teams against
 deadly super bacteria
 Google's New Al Is Better at Creating Al Than the
 Company's Engineers
 For The First Time, Physicists Have Observed a
 Giant Magnetic Bridge' Between Galaxies
 Scientists Achieve Direct Counterfactual
 Quantum Communication For The First Time
 A New Gene-Editing Technique Has Eliminated
 Acute HIV Infection in Living Animals
 Gravitational waves could show hints of extra
 dimensions
 Scientists Have Discovered a New Quantum
 State of Matter
 Early Clinical Trial Shows 'Cancer Vaccines' Can
 Protect Humans From Tumours
 It's Happening: Scientists Can Now Reverse DNA
 Ageing in Mice
 Self-taught artificial intelligence beats doctors at
 predicting heart attacks
 Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be know Carl Sagan
 EverythingScience.co.uk
<p>Don&rsquo;t lose hope via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2sQrAFO">http://ift.tt/2sQrAFO</a></p>

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Memes, Cancer, and Dessa: SSO Uva passa ajuda a prevenir cancer, Alzheimer OIACREDITANIssooFICIAL OACREDITANIsso @AcreditaNisso? Quer dizer q uma uvinha passa é mais potente e poderosa do q uma uva q a gente tira do cacho? "Sim, pq vc removeu a água e tudo q tinha na uva. Vai ficar mais concentrado, qd vc tira a água, vitaminas A, B e K ficarão presentes na uva. O famoso resveratrol está aqui e os polifenóis, os antioxidantes. Ela protege, previne, por exemplo, doenças como câncer, Alzheimer, Parkinson e demência. O boro q tem dentro dessas passas vai evitar q as pessoas na menopausa tenham perda óssea. Então, protege inclusive pessoas idosas contra algumas doenças q acometem o osso. Todo mundo pode comer uva passa, menos aqueles q tem restrição em açúcar", disse Gildo Almeida, biomédico da Embrapa. E se as passas estiverem no biscoito? E se o biscoito fosse feito de farinha de uva? A receita é fruto do doutorado da nutricionista Emília Ishimoto na Faculdade de Saúde Pública da USP. "Aqui tem fibras, além dos antioxidantes, e um tipo de fibra especial para diminuir o colesterol. Não é uma fibra comum - por exemplo, a fibra da aveia - é uma fibra diferente q só tem na uva", conta Emília Ishimoto, nutricionista da USP. A farinha de uva é feita justamente com o q sobra da produção do suco ou do vinho. “Do ponto de vista de propriedades pra saúde é incrível, mas o q a gente joga fora é mais rico para a saúde. O efeito maior está na casca e na semente”, diz Emília Ishimoto. “Para mim, a uva é a fruta mais completa q tem: ela te dá um produto para qualquer momento da sua vida. ‘Ah, eu quero comemorar hoje’ - tem um espumante para ti comemorar. Ah, eu quero tomar algo com meu alimento – tem o vinho. Sou criança - tem suco, tem sempre uma alternativa. Além de ter um valor social muito grande para a nossa região aqui. Muitas famílias sobreviveram e vivem até hoje em função dessa uva, q apesar de tão pequena tem tanto valor, sentimental, social e econômico para o nosso estado”, afirma a biomédica Caroline Dani. Fonte: GloboRepórter . SIGAM-ME OS CURIOSOS ➡️ @Nandinhatw (ADM) 💋
Memes, Cancer, and Dessa: SSO
 Uva passa ajuda a
 prevenir cancer, Alzheimer
 OIACREDITANIssooFICIAL
 OACREDITANIsso
@AcreditaNisso? Quer dizer q uma uvinha passa é mais potente e poderosa do q uma uva q a gente tira do cacho? "Sim, pq vc removeu a água e tudo q tinha na uva. Vai ficar mais concentrado, qd vc tira a água, vitaminas A, B e K ficarão presentes na uva. O famoso resveratrol está aqui e os polifenóis, os antioxidantes. Ela protege, previne, por exemplo, doenças como câncer, Alzheimer, Parkinson e demência. O boro q tem dentro dessas passas vai evitar q as pessoas na menopausa tenham perda óssea. Então, protege inclusive pessoas idosas contra algumas doenças q acometem o osso. Todo mundo pode comer uva passa, menos aqueles q tem restrição em açúcar", disse Gildo Almeida, biomédico da Embrapa. E se as passas estiverem no biscoito? E se o biscoito fosse feito de farinha de uva? A receita é fruto do doutorado da nutricionista Emília Ishimoto na Faculdade de Saúde Pública da USP. "Aqui tem fibras, além dos antioxidantes, e um tipo de fibra especial para diminuir o colesterol. Não é uma fibra comum - por exemplo, a fibra da aveia - é uma fibra diferente q só tem na uva", conta Emília Ishimoto, nutricionista da USP. A farinha de uva é feita justamente com o q sobra da produção do suco ou do vinho. “Do ponto de vista de propriedades pra saúde é incrível, mas o q a gente joga fora é mais rico para a saúde. O efeito maior está na casca e na semente”, diz Emília Ishimoto. “Para mim, a uva é a fruta mais completa q tem: ela te dá um produto para qualquer momento da sua vida. ‘Ah, eu quero comemorar hoje’ - tem um espumante para ti comemorar. Ah, eu quero tomar algo com meu alimento – tem o vinho. Sou criança - tem suco, tem sempre uma alternativa. Além de ter um valor social muito grande para a nossa região aqui. Muitas famílias sobreviveram e vivem até hoje em função dessa uva, q apesar de tão pequena tem tanto valor, sentimental, social e econômico para o nosso estado”, afirma a biomédica Caroline Dani. Fonte: GloboRepórter . SIGAM-ME OS CURIOSOS ➡️ @Nandinhatw (ADM) 💋

@AcreditaNisso? Quer dizer q uma uvinha passa é mais potente e poderosa do q uma uva q a gente tira do cacho? "Sim, pq vc removeu a água e t...

Memes, Cancer, and Dessa: Aced a Uva passa ajuda a prevenir cancer, Alzheimer, OIACREDITANIssooFICIAL ACREDITANIsso @AcreditaNisso? Quer dizer q uma uvinha passa é + potente e poderosa do q uma uva q a gente tira do cacho? "Sim, pq vc removeu a água e tudo q tinha na uva. Vai ficar + concentrado, qd vc tira a água, vitaminas A, B e K ficarão presentes na uva. O famoso resveratrol está aqui e os polifenóis, os antioxidantes. Ela protege, previne, por exemplo, doenças como câncer, Alzheimer, Parkinson e demência. O boro q tem dentro dessas passas vai evitar q as pessoas na menopausa tenham perda óssea. Então, protege inclusive pessoas idosas contra algumas doenças q acometem o osso. Todo mundo pode comer uva passa, menos aqueles q tem restrição em açúcar", disse Gildo Almeida, biomédico da Embrapa. E se as passas estiverem no biscoito? E se o biscoito fosse feito de farinha de uva? A receita é fruto do doutorado da nutricionista Emília Ishimoto na Faculdade de Saúde Pública da USP. "Aqui tem fibras, além dos antioxidantes, e um tipo de fibra especial para diminuir o colesterol. Não é uma fibra comum - por exemplo, a fibra da aveia - é uma fibra diferente q só tem na uva", conta Emília Ishimoto, nutricionista da USP. A farinha de uva é feita justamente com o q sobra da produção do suco ou do vinho. “Do ponto de vista de propriedades pra saúde é incrível, mas o q a gente joga fora é + rico para a saúde. O efeito maior está na casca e na semente”, diz Emília Ishimoto. “Para mim, a uva é a fruta + completa q tem: ela te dá um produto para qualquer momento da sua vida. ‘Ah, eu quero comemorar hj’ - tem um espumante para ti comemorar. ‘Ah, quero tomar algo com meu alimento’ – tem o vinho. ‘Sou criança’ - tem suco, tem sempre uma alternativa. Além de ter um valor social muito grande para a nossa região aqui. Muitas famílias sobreviveram e vivem até hj em função dessa uva, q apesar de tão pequena tem tanto valor, sentimental, social e econômico para o nosso estado”, afirma a biomédica Caroline Dani. Fonte: Globo . E vc, gosta de uva passa? . SIGAM-ME OS BONS ➡️ @Nandinhatw 💋
Memes, Cancer, and Dessa: Aced a
 Uva passa ajuda a
 prevenir cancer, Alzheimer,
 OIACREDITANIssooFICIAL
 ACREDITANIsso
@AcreditaNisso? Quer dizer q uma uvinha passa é + potente e poderosa do q uma uva q a gente tira do cacho? "Sim, pq vc removeu a água e tudo q tinha na uva. Vai ficar + concentrado, qd vc tira a água, vitaminas A, B e K ficarão presentes na uva. O famoso resveratrol está aqui e os polifenóis, os antioxidantes. Ela protege, previne, por exemplo, doenças como câncer, Alzheimer, Parkinson e demência. O boro q tem dentro dessas passas vai evitar q as pessoas na menopausa tenham perda óssea. Então, protege inclusive pessoas idosas contra algumas doenças q acometem o osso. Todo mundo pode comer uva passa, menos aqueles q tem restrição em açúcar", disse Gildo Almeida, biomédico da Embrapa. E se as passas estiverem no biscoito? E se o biscoito fosse feito de farinha de uva? A receita é fruto do doutorado da nutricionista Emília Ishimoto na Faculdade de Saúde Pública da USP. "Aqui tem fibras, além dos antioxidantes, e um tipo de fibra especial para diminuir o colesterol. Não é uma fibra comum - por exemplo, a fibra da aveia - é uma fibra diferente q só tem na uva", conta Emília Ishimoto, nutricionista da USP. A farinha de uva é feita justamente com o q sobra da produção do suco ou do vinho. “Do ponto de vista de propriedades pra saúde é incrível, mas o q a gente joga fora é + rico para a saúde. O efeito maior está na casca e na semente”, diz Emília Ishimoto. “Para mim, a uva é a fruta + completa q tem: ela te dá um produto para qualquer momento da sua vida. ‘Ah, eu quero comemorar hj’ - tem um espumante para ti comemorar. ‘Ah, quero tomar algo com meu alimento’ – tem o vinho. ‘Sou criança’ - tem suco, tem sempre uma alternativa. Além de ter um valor social muito grande para a nossa região aqui. Muitas famílias sobreviveram e vivem até hj em função dessa uva, q apesar de tão pequena tem tanto valor, sentimental, social e econômico para o nosso estado”, afirma a biomédica Caroline Dani. Fonte: Globo . E vc, gosta de uva passa? . SIGAM-ME OS BONS ➡️ @Nandinhatw 💋

@AcreditaNisso? Quer dizer q uma uvinha passa é + potente e poderosa do q uma uva q a gente tira do cacho? "Sim, pq vc removeu a água e tudo...

Doctor, Life, and Memes: Another Cancer Curing Doctor Found Shot Dead Directly After SWAT Raid on Clinic ti truthseeker central Repost @truthseeker_central with @repostapp ・・・ The suppression of medical science is a history backdating over decades. Coupled with the oddity of several medical researchers who were on the cusp of medical breakthroughs, meeting with unexpected and sometimes violent deaths, one’s curiosity is piqued, to say the least. One such medical researcher was the pioneering DrBradsheet, found floating in a river recently, with a gunshot wound to the chest. Dr. Bradsheet was working on a molecule called GcMAF, a little known but potentially groundbreaking cure for cancer, and treatment for HIV and autism. GcMAF is a naturally occurring molecule in the body, and has demonstrated its healing properties over multiple studies, with little side effects on the patient. As with all treatments there are pros and cons, but the pros in this instance seem to outweigh chemotherapy for instance, costing less than US$2000 for a full 24-week treatment that is witnessing over 85% success rates, prolonged remissions, cure, and what appears to be a life-long immunity after treatment in a high percentage of cases. Dr Bradsheet’s death followed a raid on his clinic by the USgovernment confiscating his research on GcMAF and halting his treatment of his patients. The U.S. FoodandDrugAdministration had outlawed its use, calling it an “unapproved drug.” However, in dozens of countries around the world, including Japan, GcMAF is legally practiced and with outstanding results. GcMAF has been hailed by those who use it as the “universal cancer cure.” The blood product (Globulin component Macrophage Activating Factor) can treat a range of conditions including HIV, autism, and Parkinson’s disease. Where endocannabinoids can be mimicked by the use of THC at a molecular level; the GcMAF works by stimulating the immunesystem and activating macrophages “so they can destroy cancer cells and other abnormal cells in the body.”⬇
Doctor, Life, and Memes: Another Cancer
 Curing Doctor Found
 Shot Dead Directly
 After SWAT Raid on
 Clinic
 ti truthseeker central
Repost @truthseeker_central with @repostapp ・・・ The suppression of medical science is a history backdating over decades. Coupled with the oddity of several medical researchers who were on the cusp of medical breakthroughs, meeting with unexpected and sometimes violent deaths, one’s curiosity is piqued, to say the least. One such medical researcher was the pioneering DrBradsheet, found floating in a river recently, with a gunshot wound to the chest. Dr. Bradsheet was working on a molecule called GcMAF, a little known but potentially groundbreaking cure for cancer, and treatment for HIV and autism. GcMAF is a naturally occurring molecule in the body, and has demonstrated its healing properties over multiple studies, with little side effects on the patient. As with all treatments there are pros and cons, but the pros in this instance seem to outweigh chemotherapy for instance, costing less than US$2000 for a full 24-week treatment that is witnessing over 85% success rates, prolonged remissions, cure, and what appears to be a life-long immunity after treatment in a high percentage of cases. Dr Bradsheet’s death followed a raid on his clinic by the USgovernment confiscating his research on GcMAF and halting his treatment of his patients. The U.S. FoodandDrugAdministration had outlawed its use, calling it an “unapproved drug.” However, in dozens of countries around the world, including Japan, GcMAF is legally practiced and with outstanding results. GcMAF has been hailed by those who use it as the “universal cancer cure.” The blood product (Globulin component Macrophage Activating Factor) can treat a range of conditions including HIV, autism, and Parkinson’s disease. Where endocannabinoids can be mimicked by the use of THC at a molecular level; the GcMAF works by stimulating the immunesystem and activating macrophages “so they can destroy cancer cells and other abnormal cells in the body.”⬇

Repost @truthseeker_central with @repostapp ・・・ The suppression of medical science is a history backdating over decades. Coupled with the od...

Memes, Iowa, and Toms: Acredika Nisso Cantar melhora os sintomas e agualidade de vida de pacientes com Parkinson O/ACREDITANIssooFICIAL OACRE ITAN @AcreditaNisso? Pesquisadores da Universidade do Estado de Iowa, liderados por Elizabeth Stegemöller, se propuseram a investigar se a participação de um grupo de canto poderia ajudar a aliviar alguns dos sintomas relacionados a voz na doença de Parkinson e ao mesmo tempo, aumentar a qualidade de vida e a saúde do portador. Cantar é um passatempo culturalmente universal q melhora a autoestima e produz um sentimento de pertencer a um grupo q as terapias tradicionais, muitas vezes não pode proporcionar. Além disso, o canto pode ser considerado um tipo de expressão com particular ênfase no ritmo, compasso fonêtico, mudanças de tom e controle respiratório A terapia de Parkinson envolvendo canto foi estudada em pesquisas anteriores, mas os resultados foram inconclusivos. Este estudo atual foi o primeiro a testar se haveria melhoria nos sintomas relacionados à voz de acordo com a “dosagem”, em outras palavras, duas sessões de canto por semana seriam mais eficazes do q uma? O estudo contou com 27 pacientes portadores de Parkinson, q participaram de sessões de grupo cantando uma ou duas vezes por semana. Antes e após o estudo de 8 semanas, foram analisadas e mensuradas alguns padrões de voz, tais como alcance vocal do paciente e quanto tempo eles poderiam segurar uma nota, esses dados foram registrados. As sessões de terapia envolveram exercícios vocais, seguido de interpretações de canções populares, incluindo “You Are My Sunshine” e “Show Me The Way To Go Home”. Os pesquisadores descobriram que, após 2 meses de canto, houve melhorias significativa na duração, altura, intensidade vocal e controle na deglutição. Foram analisados 2 grupos (os de uma sessão por semana e outro duas vezes por semana) q demonstraram uma melhoria significativa na capacidade inspiratória máxima e pressão expiratória, bem como o tempo de fonação. Outras medidas de voz melhoram, mas não em umgrau estatisticamente significativo. Fonte: envelhecieagora . SIGAM-ME OS BONS ➡️ @Nandinhatw (ADM)
Memes, Iowa, and Toms: Acredika
 Nisso
 Cantar melhora os
 sintomas
 e agualidade de vida de
 pacientes com Parkinson
 O/ACREDITANIssooFICIAL
 OACRE ITAN
@AcreditaNisso? Pesquisadores da Universidade do Estado de Iowa, liderados por Elizabeth Stegemöller, se propuseram a investigar se a participação de um grupo de canto poderia ajudar a aliviar alguns dos sintomas relacionados a voz na doença de Parkinson e ao mesmo tempo, aumentar a qualidade de vida e a saúde do portador. Cantar é um passatempo culturalmente universal q melhora a autoestima e produz um sentimento de pertencer a um grupo q as terapias tradicionais, muitas vezes não pode proporcionar. Além disso, o canto pode ser considerado um tipo de expressão com particular ênfase no ritmo, compasso fonêtico, mudanças de tom e controle respiratório A terapia de Parkinson envolvendo canto foi estudada em pesquisas anteriores, mas os resultados foram inconclusivos. Este estudo atual foi o primeiro a testar se haveria melhoria nos sintomas relacionados à voz de acordo com a “dosagem”, em outras palavras, duas sessões de canto por semana seriam mais eficazes do q uma? O estudo contou com 27 pacientes portadores de Parkinson, q participaram de sessões de grupo cantando uma ou duas vezes por semana. Antes e após o estudo de 8 semanas, foram analisadas e mensuradas alguns padrões de voz, tais como alcance vocal do paciente e quanto tempo eles poderiam segurar uma nota, esses dados foram registrados. As sessões de terapia envolveram exercícios vocais, seguido de interpretações de canções populares, incluindo “You Are My Sunshine” e “Show Me The Way To Go Home”. Os pesquisadores descobriram que, após 2 meses de canto, houve melhorias significativa na duração, altura, intensidade vocal e controle na deglutição. Foram analisados 2 grupos (os de uma sessão por semana e outro duas vezes por semana) q demonstraram uma melhoria significativa na capacidade inspiratória máxima e pressão expiratória, bem como o tempo de fonação. Outras medidas de voz melhoram, mas não em umgrau estatisticamente significativo. Fonte: envelhecieagora . SIGAM-ME OS BONS ➡️ @Nandinhatw (ADM)

@AcreditaNisso? Pesquisadores da Universidade do Estado de Iowa, liderados por Elizabeth Stegemöller, se propuseram a investigar se a partic...

Memes, Cancer, and Dessa: Aced Nisso? Uva passa ajuda a prevenir cancer, Alzheimer, VACREDITANIssooFICIAL UIOACREDITANIsso @AcreditaNisso? Quer dizer q uma uvinha passa é mais potente e poderosa do q uma uva q a gente tira do cacho? "Sim, pq vc removeu a água e tudo q tinha na uva. Vai ficar mais concentrado, qd vc tira a água, vitaminas A, B e K ficarão presentes na uva. O famoso resveratrol está aqui e os polifenóis, os antioxidantes. Ela protege, previne, por exemplo, doenças como câncer, Alzheimer, Parkinson e demência. O boro q tem dentro dessas passas vai evitar q as pessoas na menopausa tenham perda óssea. Então, protege inclusive pessoas idosas contra algumas doenças q acometem o osso. Todo mundo pode comer uva passa, menos aqueles q tem restrição em açúcar", disse Gildo Almeida, biomédico da Embrapa. E se as passas estiverem no biscoito? E se o biscoito fosse feito de farinha de uva? A receita é fruto do doutorado da nutricionista Emília Ishimoto na Faculdade de Saúde Pública da USP. "Aqui tem fibras, além dos antioxidantes, e um tipo de fibra especial para diminuir o colesterol. Não é uma fibra comum - por exemplo, a fibra da aveia - é uma fibra diferente q só tem na uva", conta Emília Ishimoto, nutricionista da USP. A farinha de uva é feita justamente com o q sobra da produção do suco ou do vinho. “Do ponto de vista de propriedades pra saúde é incrível, mas o q a gente joga fora é mais rico para a saúde. O efeito maior está na casca e na semente”, diz Emília Ishimoto. “Para mim, a uva é a fruta mais completa q tem: ela te dá um produto para qualquer momento da sua vida. ‘Ah, eu quero comemorar hoje’ - tem um espumante para ti comemorar. ‘Ah, eu quero tomar algo com meu alimento’ – tem o vinho. ‘Sou criança’ - tem suco, tem sempre uma alternativa. Além de ter um valor social muito grande para a nossa região aqui. Muitas famílias sobreviveram e vivem até hoje em função dessa uva, q apesar de tão pequena tem tanto valor, sentimental, social e econômico para o nosso estado”, afirma a biomédica Caroline Dani. Fonte: GloboRepórter . SIGAM-ME OS BONS ➡️ @Nandinhatw (ADM)
Memes, Cancer, and Dessa: Aced Nisso?
 Uva passa ajuda a
 prevenir cancer, Alzheimer,
 VACREDITANIssooFICIAL
 UIOACREDITANIsso
@AcreditaNisso? Quer dizer q uma uvinha passa é mais potente e poderosa do q uma uva q a gente tira do cacho? "Sim, pq vc removeu a água e tudo q tinha na uva. Vai ficar mais concentrado, qd vc tira a água, vitaminas A, B e K ficarão presentes na uva. O famoso resveratrol está aqui e os polifenóis, os antioxidantes. Ela protege, previne, por exemplo, doenças como câncer, Alzheimer, Parkinson e demência. O boro q tem dentro dessas passas vai evitar q as pessoas na menopausa tenham perda óssea. Então, protege inclusive pessoas idosas contra algumas doenças q acometem o osso. Todo mundo pode comer uva passa, menos aqueles q tem restrição em açúcar", disse Gildo Almeida, biomédico da Embrapa. E se as passas estiverem no biscoito? E se o biscoito fosse feito de farinha de uva? A receita é fruto do doutorado da nutricionista Emília Ishimoto na Faculdade de Saúde Pública da USP. "Aqui tem fibras, além dos antioxidantes, e um tipo de fibra especial para diminuir o colesterol. Não é uma fibra comum - por exemplo, a fibra da aveia - é uma fibra diferente q só tem na uva", conta Emília Ishimoto, nutricionista da USP. A farinha de uva é feita justamente com o q sobra da produção do suco ou do vinho. “Do ponto de vista de propriedades pra saúde é incrível, mas o q a gente joga fora é mais rico para a saúde. O efeito maior está na casca e na semente”, diz Emília Ishimoto. “Para mim, a uva é a fruta mais completa q tem: ela te dá um produto para qualquer momento da sua vida. ‘Ah, eu quero comemorar hoje’ - tem um espumante para ti comemorar. ‘Ah, eu quero tomar algo com meu alimento’ – tem o vinho. ‘Sou criança’ - tem suco, tem sempre uma alternativa. Além de ter um valor social muito grande para a nossa região aqui. Muitas famílias sobreviveram e vivem até hoje em função dessa uva, q apesar de tão pequena tem tanto valor, sentimental, social e econômico para o nosso estado”, afirma a biomédica Caroline Dani. Fonte: GloboRepórter . SIGAM-ME OS BONS ➡️ @Nandinhatw (ADM)

@AcreditaNisso? Quer dizer q uma uvinha passa é mais potente e poderosa do q uma uva q a gente tira do cacho? "Sim, pq vc removeu a água e t...

Memes, Diabetes, and Mao: Nisso? Depressao é tao ameacadora pra o Coracao quanto colesterol SOOFICIAL @AcreditaNisso? Que a depressão é um fator de risco para doenças cardiovasculares a medicina já sabe. Alguns médicos apontam que a melancolia profunda aumenta a concentração de hormônios como o cortisol — e, em excesso, eles danificariam os vasos sanguíneos e o coração. “A questão é: qual a relação entre depressão e outros fatores de risco, como tabagismo, colesterol alto, obesidade e hipertensão. E quão grande é o papel de cada um desses quadros?”, questiona o pesquisador Karl-Heinz Ladwig, líder do novo estudo realizado no Centro Helmholtz de Munique, em um comunicado à imprensa. Para calcular o tamanho do impacto de cada uma dessas ameaças, os cientistas analisaram 3 428 homens entre 45 e 74 anos. Os dados, coletados durante dez anos, apontaram que a depressão foi responsável por 15% das mortes por doenças cardiovasculares. Esse número é similar ao de outros fatores de risco, como obesidade e colesterol alto. As únicas encrencas que superaram o transtorno psiquiátrico foram hipertensão e tabagismo. De acordo com a Organização Mundial da Saúde, 350 milhões de pessoas sofrem com a depressão, que também é a doença mais incapacitante no mundo todo. Ainda que seja um distúrbio mental, seus efeitos na saúde física são severos: além dos problemas cardíacos, a doença pode abrir brechas para o diabetes, parkinson e até câncer. Mas esse problema não é uma via de mão única: outros levantamentos apontam que os males cardiovasculares também fomentam a depressão. Um indivíduo que sofre um infarto, por exemplo, pode apresentar sintomas depressivos porque se sente culpado pela enfermidade ou por ter perdido algumas habilidades físicas, como explica o cardiologista Roy Ziegelstein, do hospital americano John Hopkins, em sua página na internet. Por isso, é bom ficar atento: depressão e chateações cardíacas costumam andar de mãos dadas. Fonte: SuperInteressante . SIGAM-ME OS BONS ➡️ @Nandinhatw
Memes, Diabetes, and Mao: Nisso?
 Depressao é tao
 ameacadora pra o Coracao
 quanto colesterol
 SOOFICIAL
@AcreditaNisso? Que a depressão é um fator de risco para doenças cardiovasculares a medicina já sabe. Alguns médicos apontam que a melancolia profunda aumenta a concentração de hormônios como o cortisol — e, em excesso, eles danificariam os vasos sanguíneos e o coração. “A questão é: qual a relação entre depressão e outros fatores de risco, como tabagismo, colesterol alto, obesidade e hipertensão. E quão grande é o papel de cada um desses quadros?”, questiona o pesquisador Karl-Heinz Ladwig, líder do novo estudo realizado no Centro Helmholtz de Munique, em um comunicado à imprensa. Para calcular o tamanho do impacto de cada uma dessas ameaças, os cientistas analisaram 3 428 homens entre 45 e 74 anos. Os dados, coletados durante dez anos, apontaram que a depressão foi responsável por 15% das mortes por doenças cardiovasculares. Esse número é similar ao de outros fatores de risco, como obesidade e colesterol alto. As únicas encrencas que superaram o transtorno psiquiátrico foram hipertensão e tabagismo. De acordo com a Organização Mundial da Saúde, 350 milhões de pessoas sofrem com a depressão, que também é a doença mais incapacitante no mundo todo. Ainda que seja um distúrbio mental, seus efeitos na saúde física são severos: além dos problemas cardíacos, a doença pode abrir brechas para o diabetes, parkinson e até câncer. Mas esse problema não é uma via de mão única: outros levantamentos apontam que os males cardiovasculares também fomentam a depressão. Um indivíduo que sofre um infarto, por exemplo, pode apresentar sintomas depressivos porque se sente culpado pela enfermidade ou por ter perdido algumas habilidades físicas, como explica o cardiologista Roy Ziegelstein, do hospital americano John Hopkins, em sua página na internet. Por isso, é bom ficar atento: depressão e chateações cardíacas costumam andar de mãos dadas. Fonte: SuperInteressante . SIGAM-ME OS BONS ➡️ @Nandinhatw

@AcreditaNisso? Que a depressão é um fator de risco para doenças cardiovasculares a medicina já sabe. Alguns médicos apontam que a melancoli...