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pelle: Retired therapy dog gets a kitten for christmas. Pic: reddit u/lizcomp @DrSmashlove So last week I posted an adorable pup that was a doggo-coyote mix. Obviously that precipitated a lot of bewildered comments from my beloved followers: “hold up...dogs and coyotes mix?” Now I ain’t think much about it at the time, but upon further reflection...DOGS AND COYOTES (and dogs and wolves 🐺) MIX?! LIKE THESE SPECIES HAVE RELATIONS BRUV?! 😂. Imagine the type of pressure u under as a dog! Like Mr. Peter Poodle hanging at home with Mrs. Pepper Poodle and she gardening and he tending the lawn in overalls and down the street come a wolf and a coyote in a black Chrysler 300 (like them Chryslers that all the trappers drive where it look like a Bentley but really Issa Chrysler) and Mr. Walter Wolf behind the wheel in Cartier glasses, an LA Raiders cap and a leather Pelle Pelle jacket crunching jolly ranchers and holding a double styrofoam cup just pull up to the crib like “AYE PEPPER. GET IN THE WHIP, B!H.” And ol Peter just like “I’m sorry! You can’t speak to my spouse like that! Stop at once before I alert the authorities! I’ll have you know that I golf with the Chief of Police!” And Walter Wolf just hop out and tear Peter’s leg off and start eating it lmao. And he look at Peter like BOY LEMME GIVE U A LIL HISTORY LESSON. ME AND PEPPER USE TO DATE IN HIGH SCHOOL. I GOT HER CARRYING MY PUPS TOO BUT SHE WENT TO PLANNED PUPPERHOOD. SHE AIN TELL U ALL THAT DID SHE. PLUS SHE SENDING ME SNAPS WHEN U AT WORK OL “Peter from procurement” lookin a$$. FYI. PEPPER GET IN THE DAMN CAR. NONE OF THIS ARF ARF WOOF WOOF ISHT. SHE READY TO GO BACK TO A REAL BEAST.” And Walter just throw Peter’s leg on the ground and be like “I’LL BRING HER BACK WHEN I’M DONE.” Smfh. Animal kingdom wil af. Thank God I ain’t gotta deal with an uber-species of trained killers coming for my ladies. To quote Gucci Mane...sh!t shkressful Bruh 😫 BLESS UP 😂😂😂
pelle: Retired therapy dog gets a kitten for
 christmas.
 Pic: reddit u/lizcomp
 @DrSmashlove
So last week I posted an adorable pup that was a doggo-coyote mix. Obviously that precipitated a lot of bewildered comments from my beloved followers: “hold up...dogs and coyotes mix?” Now I ain’t think much about it at the time, but upon further reflection...DOGS AND COYOTES (and dogs and wolves 🐺) MIX?! LIKE THESE SPECIES HAVE RELATIONS BRUV?! 😂. Imagine the type of pressure u under as a dog! Like Mr. Peter Poodle hanging at home with Mrs. Pepper Poodle and she gardening and he tending the lawn in overalls and down the street come a wolf and a coyote in a black Chrysler 300 (like them Chryslers that all the trappers drive where it look like a Bentley but really Issa Chrysler) and Mr. Walter Wolf behind the wheel in Cartier glasses, an LA Raiders cap and a leather Pelle Pelle jacket crunching jolly ranchers and holding a double styrofoam cup just pull up to the crib like “AYE PEPPER. GET IN THE WHIP, B!H.” And ol Peter just like “I’m sorry! You can’t speak to my spouse like that! Stop at once before I alert the authorities! I’ll have you know that I golf with the Chief of Police!” And Walter Wolf just hop out and tear Peter’s leg off and start eating it lmao. And he look at Peter like BOY LEMME GIVE U A LIL HISTORY LESSON. ME AND PEPPER USE TO DATE IN HIGH SCHOOL. I GOT HER CARRYING MY PUPS TOO BUT SHE WENT TO PLANNED PUPPERHOOD. SHE AIN TELL U ALL THAT DID SHE. PLUS SHE SENDING ME SNAPS WHEN U AT WORK OL “Peter from procurement” lookin a$$. FYI. PEPPER GET IN THE DAMN CAR. NONE OF THIS ARF ARF WOOF WOOF ISHT. SHE READY TO GO BACK TO A REAL BEAST.” And Walter just throw Peter’s leg on the ground and be like “I’LL BRING HER BACK WHEN I’M DONE.” Smfh. Animal kingdom wil af. Thank God I ain’t gotta deal with an uber-species of trained killers coming for my ladies. To quote Gucci Mane...sh!t shkressful Bruh 😫 BLESS UP 😂😂😂

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pelle: THE OBAMA RECORD Economic Depression Averted Longest streak of Job Growth on Record 11 Million New Jobs Created 20 Million More Americans Insured Deficit Cut by Over $800 Billion Exports Up by 28 Percent Corporate Profits Up by 144 Percent Stock Market Nearly Tripled Middle Class Tax Cuts Preserved American Auto Industry Saved Wall Street Reform Enacted Oil & Natural Gas Production at All Time High Solar & Wind Power at All Time High Reliance on Foreign oil at 40 Year Low Graduation Rates at All Time High No Child Left Behind Replaced Pell Grants Doubled New Federal Student Loan Payment Plan New Consumer Financial Protection Bureau New Mortgage Refinance Program New Patient's Bill of Rights Newly Protected Lands & Waters New Limits on Carbon Pollution New Arms Control in Russia & Syria Iranian Nuclear Program Curtailed U.S.-Cuba Diplomacy Restored Torture Banned Osama bin Laden Dead U.S. Boots in Iraq & Afghanistan Reduced Don't Ask Don't Tell Repealed Education & Job Opportunities for Veterans Healthcare for 9/11 Heroes Equal Benefits for Married Gay Couples Deferred Action for DREAMers Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act Matthew Shepard Hate Crimes Prevention Act 21st Century Cures Act Veteran Homelessness Down Abortion Down Illegal immigration Down Violent Crime Down Net Neutrality Protected Few people realize just how much @BarackObama got done in 8 years. Here's the list. 60Minutes PriceOfHope 44thPresident BarackObama ThankYou for MAKING AMERICA GREAT!
pelle: THE OBAMA RECORD
 Economic Depression Averted
 Longest streak of Job Growth on Record
 11 Million New Jobs Created
 20 Million More Americans Insured
 Deficit Cut by Over $800 Billion
 Exports Up by 28 Percent
 Corporate Profits Up by 144 Percent
 Stock Market Nearly Tripled
 Middle Class Tax Cuts Preserved
 American Auto Industry Saved
 Wall Street Reform Enacted
 Oil & Natural Gas Production at All Time High
 Solar & Wind Power at All Time High
 Reliance on Foreign oil at 40 Year Low
 Graduation Rates at All Time High
 No Child Left Behind Replaced
 Pell Grants Doubled
 New Federal Student Loan Payment Plan
 New Consumer Financial Protection Bureau
 New Mortgage Refinance Program
 New Patient's Bill of Rights
 Newly Protected Lands & Waters
 New Limits on Carbon Pollution
 New Arms Control in Russia & Syria
 Iranian Nuclear Program Curtailed
 U.S.-Cuba Diplomacy Restored
 Torture Banned
 Osama bin Laden Dead
 U.S. Boots in Iraq & Afghanistan Reduced
 Don't Ask Don't Tell Repealed
 Education & Job Opportunities for Veterans
 Healthcare for 9/11 Heroes
 Equal Benefits for Married Gay Couples
 Deferred Action for DREAMers
 Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act
 Matthew Shepard Hate Crimes Prevention Act
 21st Century Cures Act
 Veteran Homelessness Down
 Abortion Down
 Illegal immigration Down
 Violent Crime Down
 Net Neutrality Protected
Few people realize just how much @BarackObama got done in 8 years. Here's the list. 60Minutes PriceOfHope 44thPresident BarackObama ThankYou for MAKING AMERICA GREAT!

Few people realize just how much @BarackObama got done in 8 years. Here's the list. 60Minutes PriceOfHope 44thPresident BarackObama Thank...