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Advice, Family, and Friends: r/AskReddit Posted by u/tmurg375 15h What's a secret your SO still doesn't know about you, and why have you kept it secret? Discussion 4 3.0k 2.8k Share BEST COMMENTS Honkey_McCracker.9h I hate her homemade spaghetti s.. Jollyskin 13 6画2-8h About eight years ago I discovered my wife's sister's reddit account accidentally. It was a variation of a username she'd used for AIM before, but with different numbers and no underscore (the numbers were a significant date to her though). There were too many coincidences in her posts for it not to be her. She was posting on the relationship advice sub- reddit. Her (now ex-) husband was abusive. We'd known something was off about him, but couldn't really put our finger on it. I created another ac- count that I only accessed from incognito mode to send her encouragement to leave, and to ask her family or friends (but kinda steered her towards us) for help. She didn't want to impose or be a burden on any of them (we'd just had a kid, and I make a bunch of money but we live well within our means so you wouldn't think this based on ap- pearances, so it was an understandable concern) I slowly, over several weeks and several different posts she made, convinced her that it's possible her family realizes something isn't quite right and would not consider it a burden to help her out. After their divorce I deleted that account, Nobodv will ever know that the random internet stranger who was weirdly persistent in encouraging my SIL to reach out to her family for help and leave her abusive marriage was actually me. Reply 12.0k positive-memes: Wholesome Brother in Law
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 About eight years ago I discovered my wife's
 sister's reddit account accidentally. It was a
 variation of a username she'd used for AIM before,
 but with different numbers and no underscore
 (the numbers were a significant date to her
 though). There were too many coincidences in her
 posts for it not to be her.
 She was posting on the relationship advice sub-
 reddit. Her (now ex-) husband was abusive. We'd
 known something was off about him, but couldn't
 really put our finger on it. I created another ac-
 count that I only accessed from incognito mode to
 send her encouragement to leave, and to ask her
 family or friends (but kinda steered her towards
 us) for help. She didn't want to impose or be a
 burden on any of them (we'd just had a kid, and
 I make a bunch of money but we live well within
 our means so you wouldn't think this based on ap-
 pearances, so it was an understandable concern)
 I slowly, over several weeks and several different
 posts she made, convinced her that it's possible
 her family realizes something isn't quite right and
 would not consider it a burden to help her out.
 After their divorce I deleted that account, Nobodv
 will ever know that the random internet stranger
 who was weirdly persistent in encouraging my SIL
 to reach out to her family for help and leave her
 abusive marriage was actually me.
 Reply 12.0k
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Advice, Family, and Friends: r/AskReddit Posted by u/tmurg375 15h What's a secret your SO still doesn't know about you, and why have you kept it secret? Discussion T 3.0k 2.8k Share BEST COMMENTS Honkey_McCracker.9h I hate her homemade spaghetti s... About eight years ago I discovered my wife's sister's reddit account accidentally, It was a variation of a username she'd used for AIM before, but with different numbers and no underscore (the numbers were a significant date to her though). There were too many coincidences in her posts for it not to be her. She was posting on the relationship advice sub- reddit. Her (now ex-) husband was abusive. We'd known something was off about him, but couldn't really put our finger on it. I created another ac- count that I only accessed from incognito mode to send her encouragement to leave, and to ask her family or friends (but kinda steered her towards us) for help. She didn't want to impose or be a burden on any of them (we'd just had a kid, and I make a bunch of money but we live well within our means so you wouldn't think this based on ap- pearances, so it was an understandable concern). I slowly, over several weeks and several different posts she made, convinced her that it's possible her family realizes something isn't quite right and would not consider it a burden to help her out. After their divorce I deleted that account. Nobody will ever know that the random internet stranger who was weirdly persistent in encouraging my SIL to reach out to her family for help and leave her abusive marriage was actually me. * Reply 12.0k
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 Honkey_McCracker.9h I hate her homemade spaghetti s...
 About eight years ago I discovered my wife's
 sister's reddit account accidentally, It was a
 variation of a username she'd used for AIM before,
 but with different numbers and no underscore
 (the numbers were a significant date to her
 though). There were too many coincidences in her
 posts for it not to be her.
 She was posting on the relationship advice sub-
 reddit. Her (now ex-) husband was abusive. We'd
 known something was off about him, but couldn't
 really put our finger on it. I created another ac-
 count that I only accessed from incognito mode to
 send her encouragement to leave, and to ask her
 family or friends (but kinda steered her towards
 us) for help. She didn't want to impose or be a
 burden on any of them (we'd just had a kid, and
 I make a bunch of money but we live well within
 our means so you wouldn't think this based on ap-
 pearances, so it was an understandable concern).
 I slowly, over several weeks and several different
 posts she made, convinced her that it's possible
 her family realizes something isn't quite right and
 would not consider it a burden to help her out.
 After their divorce I deleted that account. Nobody
 will ever know that the random internet stranger
 who was weirdly persistent in encouraging my SIL
 to reach out to her family for help and leave her
 abusive marriage was actually me.
 *
 Reply
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Advice, Family, and Friends: r/AskReddit Posted by u/tmurg375 15h What's a secret your SO still doesn't know about you, and why have you kept it secret? Discussion 4 3.0k 2.8k Share BEST COMMENTS Honkey_McCracker.9h I hate her homemade spaghetti s.. Jollyskin 13 6画2-8h About eight years ago I discovered my wife's sister's reddit account accidentally. It was a variation of a username she'd used for AIM before, but with different numbers and no underscore (the numbers were a significant date to her though). There were too many coincidences in her posts for it not to be her. She was posting on the relationship advice sub- reddit. Her (now ex-) husband was abusive. We'd known something was off about him, but couldn't really put our finger on it. I created another ac- count that I only accessed from incognito mode to send her encouragement to leave, and to ask her family or friends (but kinda steered her towards us) for help. She didn't want to impose or be a burden on any of them (we'd just had a kid, and I make a bunch of money but we live well within our means so you wouldn't think this based on ap- pearances, so it was an understandable concern) I slowly, over several weeks and several different posts she made, convinced her that it's possible her family realizes something isn't quite right and would not consider it a burden to help her out. After their divorce I deleted that account, Nobodv will ever know that the random internet stranger who was weirdly persistent in encouraging my SIL to reach out to her family for help and leave her abusive marriage was actually me. Reply 12.0k Wholesome Brother in Law
Advice, Family, and Friends: r/AskReddit
 Posted by u/tmurg375 15h
 What's a secret your SO still doesn't
 know about you, and why have you
 kept it secret?
 Discussion
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 2.8k
 Share
 BEST COMMENTS
 Honkey_McCracker.9h I hate her homemade spaghetti s..
 Jollyskin 13 6画2-8h
 About eight years ago I discovered my wife's
 sister's reddit account accidentally. It was a
 variation of a username she'd used for AIM before,
 but with different numbers and no underscore
 (the numbers were a significant date to her
 though). There were too many coincidences in her
 posts for it not to be her.
 She was posting on the relationship advice sub-
 reddit. Her (now ex-) husband was abusive. We'd
 known something was off about him, but couldn't
 really put our finger on it. I created another ac-
 count that I only accessed from incognito mode to
 send her encouragement to leave, and to ask her
 family or friends (but kinda steered her towards
 us) for help. She didn't want to impose or be a
 burden on any of them (we'd just had a kid, and
 I make a bunch of money but we live well within
 our means so you wouldn't think this based on ap-
 pearances, so it was an understandable concern)
 I slowly, over several weeks and several different
 posts she made, convinced her that it's possible
 her family realizes something isn't quite right and
 would not consider it a burden to help her out.
 After their divorce I deleted that account, Nobodv
 will ever know that the random internet stranger
 who was weirdly persistent in encouraging my SIL
 to reach out to her family for help and leave her
 abusive marriage was actually me.
 Reply 12.0k
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Apple, Children, and Target: Aa Indisputable Locations Check-in with Your unique Touch & Face ID 220 Miles from nearest target Sept. 223 24 525t Kearny M CLAIREMONT YPRB89 MYF ACIFIC EACH C airemont era Shores nda Vista Bay Park Taliwarerict MISSION VALLEY lifepro-tips: Taliware™ Launches Biometric Geolocation Authentication Technology for iOS     Taliware™ Launches A Verified You™, a new iOS app designed for Touch ID or Face ID, which provides secure access to time-stamped location data for continuous proof of presence and identity. Taliware will go “live” with its geo-presence app-services for iOS devices at StartupGrind in Redwood City, California.Taliware developed its patented system to offer identity theft and fraud protection for consumers and businesses. The newly launched application combines geolocation and biometric technologies that confirm the user’s physical location and identity using either Touch ID or Face ID as a biometric verification of identity while at a specific geolocation. Taliware delivers biometrics-based geolocation signature technology designed to provide persistent authentication and an indisputable proof of both identity and place.While there are many geolocation tracking applications, none have the same capacity to create an indisputable time-stamped location history. Because every check-in is tied to a user’s biometrics, there’s never question of whether a check-in was valid. Taliware’s patented technology ensures validity.“Taliware’s biometric geo-presence technology securely tethers each person to their smartphone and exact location, thus making their check-in history definite,” states Tarik Tali, CEO of Taliware. “All user date is safely stored on the mobile device, it is never available to anyone but the authenticated user.”Who uses Taliware? Taliware’s biometric geo-presence systems are designed to provide persistent authentication and an uncompromising proof of identity with endless use case possibilities. Whether used for children’s safety, to track employees, or to provide court-based evidence, Taliware’s impact potential is far-reaching.Free trials on Apple App Store.
Apple, Children, and Target: Aa
 Indisputable Locations Check-in
 with Your unique Touch & Face ID
 220 Miles
 from nearest target
 Sept.
 223 24 525t
 Kearny M
 CLAIREMONT
 YPRB89
 MYF
 ACIFIC
 EACH
 C airemont
 era Shores
 nda Vista
 Bay Park
 Taliwarerict
 MISSION
 VALLEY
lifepro-tips:
Taliware™ Launches Biometric Geolocation Authentication Technology for iOS     Taliware™
 Launches A Verified You™, a new iOS app designed for Touch ID or Face 
ID, which provides secure access to time-stamped location data for 
continuous proof of presence and identity. Taliware will go “live” with 
its geo-presence app-services for iOS devices at StartupGrind in Redwood
 City, California.Taliware developed its patented system to 
offer identity theft and fraud protection for consumers and businesses. 
The newly launched application combines geolocation and biometric 
technologies that confirm the user’s physical location and identity 
using either Touch ID or Face ID as a biometric verification of identity
 while at a specific geolocation. Taliware delivers biometrics-based 
geolocation signature technology designed to provide persistent 
authentication and an indisputable proof of both identity and place.While
 there are many geolocation tracking applications, none have the same 
capacity to create an indisputable time-stamped location history. 
Because every check-in is tied to a user’s biometrics, there’s never 
question of whether a check-in was valid. Taliware’s patented technology
 ensures validity.“Taliware’s biometric geo-presence technology 
securely tethers each person to their smartphone and exact location, 
thus making their check-in history definite,” states Tarik Tali, CEO of 
Taliware. “All user date is safely stored on the mobile device, it is 
never available to anyone but the authenticated user.”Who uses 
Taliware? Taliware’s biometric geo-presence systems are designed to 
provide persistent authentication and an uncompromising proof of 
identity with endless use case possibilities. Whether used for 
children’s safety, to track employees, or to provide court-based 
evidence, Taliware’s impact potential is far-reaching.Free trials on Apple App Store.

lifepro-tips: Taliware™ Launches Biometric Geolocation Authentication Technology for iOS     Taliware™ Launches A Verified You™, a new iOS ...

Apple, Children, and Target: Aa Indisputable Locations Check-in with Your unique Touch & Face ID 220 Miles from nearest target Sept. 223 24 525t Kearny M CLAIREMONT YPRB89 MYF ACIFIC EACH C airemont era Shores nda Vista Bay Park Taliwarerict MISSION VALLEY lifepro-tips: Taliware™ Launches Biometric Geolocation Authentication Technology for iOS     Taliware™ Launches A Verified You™, a new iOS app designed for Touch ID or Face ID, which provides secure access to time-stamped location data for continuous proof of presence and identity. Taliware will go “live” with its geo-presence app-services for iOS devices at StartupGrind in Redwood City, California.Taliware developed its patented system to offer identity theft and fraud protection for consumers and businesses. The newly launched application combines geolocation and biometric technologies that confirm the user’s physical location and identity using either Touch ID or Face ID as a biometric verification of identity while at a specific geolocation. Taliware delivers biometrics-based geolocation signature technology designed to provide persistent authentication and an indisputable proof of both identity and place.While there are many geolocation tracking applications, none have the same capacity to create an indisputable time-stamped location history. Because every check-in is tied to a user’s biometrics, there’s never question of whether a check-in was valid. Taliware’s patented technology ensures validity.“Taliware’s biometric geo-presence technology securely tethers each person to their smartphone and exact location, thus making their check-in history definite,” states Tarik Tali, CEO of Taliware. “All user date is safely stored on the mobile device, it is never available to anyone but the authenticated user.”Who uses Taliware? Taliware’s biometric geo-presence systems are designed to provide persistent authentication and an uncompromising proof of identity with endless use case possibilities. Whether used for children’s safety, to track employees, or to provide court-based evidence, Taliware’s impact potential is far-reaching.Free trials on Apple App Store.
Apple, Children, and Target: Aa
 Indisputable Locations Check-in
 with Your unique Touch & Face ID
 220 Miles
 from nearest target
 Sept.
 223 24 525t
 Kearny M
 CLAIREMONT
 YPRB89
 MYF
 ACIFIC
 EACH
 C airemont
 era Shores
 nda Vista
 Bay Park
 Taliwarerict
 MISSION
 VALLEY
lifepro-tips:
Taliware™ Launches Biometric Geolocation Authentication Technology for iOS     Taliware™
 Launches A Verified You™, a new iOS app designed for Touch ID or Face 
ID, which provides secure access to time-stamped location data for 
continuous proof of presence and identity. Taliware will go “live” with 
its geo-presence app-services for iOS devices at StartupGrind in Redwood
 City, California.Taliware developed its patented system to 
offer identity theft and fraud protection for consumers and businesses. 
The newly launched application combines geolocation and biometric 
technologies that confirm the user’s physical location and identity 
using either Touch ID or Face ID as a biometric verification of identity
 while at a specific geolocation. Taliware delivers biometrics-based 
geolocation signature technology designed to provide persistent 
authentication and an indisputable proof of both identity and place.While
 there are many geolocation tracking applications, none have the same 
capacity to create an indisputable time-stamped location history. 
Because every check-in is tied to a user’s biometrics, there’s never 
question of whether a check-in was valid. Taliware’s patented technology
 ensures validity.“Taliware’s biometric geo-presence technology 
securely tethers each person to their smartphone and exact location, 
thus making their check-in history definite,” states Tarik Tali, CEO of 
Taliware. “All user date is safely stored on the mobile device, it is 
never available to anyone but the authenticated user.”Who uses 
Taliware? Taliware’s biometric geo-presence systems are designed to 
provide persistent authentication and an uncompromising proof of 
identity with endless use case possibilities. Whether used for 
children’s safety, to track employees, or to provide court-based 
evidence, Taliware’s impact potential is far-reaching.Free trials on Apple App Store.

lifepro-tips: Taliware™ Launches Biometric Geolocation Authentication Technology for iOS     Taliware™ Launches A Verified You™, a new iOS ...

Apple, Children, and Target: Aa Indisputable Locations Check-in with Your unique Touch & Face ID 220 Miles from nearest target Sept. 223 24 525t Kearny M CLAIREMONT YPRB89 MYF ACIFIC EACH C airemont era Shores nda Vista Bay Park Taliwarerict MISSION VALLEY lifepro-tips: Taliware™ Launches Biometric Geolocation Authentication Technology for iOS     Taliware™ Launches A Verified You™, a new iOS app designed for Touch ID or Face ID, which provides secure access to time-stamped location data for continuous proof of presence and identity. Taliware will go “live” with its geo-presence app-services for iOS devices at StartupGrind in Redwood City, California.Taliware developed its patented system to offer identity theft and fraud protection for consumers and businesses. The newly launched application combines geolocation and biometric technologies that confirm the user’s physical location and identity using either Touch ID or Face ID as a biometric verification of identity while at a specific geolocation. Taliware delivers biometrics-based geolocation signature technology designed to provide persistent authentication and an indisputable proof of both identity and place.While there are many geolocation tracking applications, none have the same capacity to create an indisputable time-stamped location history. Because every check-in is tied to a user’s biometrics, there’s never question of whether a check-in was valid. Taliware’s patented technology ensures validity.“Taliware’s biometric geo-presence technology securely tethers each person to their smartphone and exact location, thus making their check-in history definite,” states Tarik Tali, CEO of Taliware. “All user date is safely stored on the mobile device, it is never available to anyone but the authenticated user.”Who uses Taliware? Taliware’s biometric geo-presence systems are designed to provide persistent authentication and an uncompromising proof of identity with endless use case possibilities. Whether used for children’s safety, to track employees, or to provide court-based evidence, Taliware’s impact potential is far-reaching.Free trials on Apple App Store.
Apple, Children, and Target: Aa
 Indisputable Locations Check-in
 with Your unique Touch & Face ID
 220 Miles
 from nearest target
 Sept.
 223 24 525t
 Kearny M
 CLAIREMONT
 YPRB89
 MYF
 ACIFIC
 EACH
 C airemont
 era Shores
 nda Vista
 Bay Park
 Taliwarerict
 MISSION
 VALLEY
lifepro-tips:
Taliware™ Launches Biometric Geolocation Authentication Technology for iOS     Taliware™
 Launches A Verified You™, a new iOS app designed for Touch ID or Face 
ID, which provides secure access to time-stamped location data for 
continuous proof of presence and identity. Taliware will go “live” with 
its geo-presence app-services for iOS devices at StartupGrind in Redwood
 City, California.Taliware developed its patented system to 
offer identity theft and fraud protection for consumers and businesses. 
The newly launched application combines geolocation and biometric 
technologies that confirm the user’s physical location and identity 
using either Touch ID or Face ID as a biometric verification of identity
 while at a specific geolocation. Taliware delivers biometrics-based 
geolocation signature technology designed to provide persistent 
authentication and an indisputable proof of both identity and place.While
 there are many geolocation tracking applications, none have the same 
capacity to create an indisputable time-stamped location history. 
Because every check-in is tied to a user’s biometrics, there’s never 
question of whether a check-in was valid. Taliware’s patented technology
 ensures validity.“Taliware’s biometric geo-presence technology 
securely tethers each person to their smartphone and exact location, 
thus making their check-in history definite,” states Tarik Tali, CEO of 
Taliware. “All user date is safely stored on the mobile device, it is 
never available to anyone but the authenticated user.”Who uses 
Taliware? Taliware’s biometric geo-presence systems are designed to 
provide persistent authentication and an uncompromising proof of 
identity with endless use case possibilities. Whether used for 
children’s safety, to track employees, or to provide court-based 
evidence, Taliware’s impact potential is far-reaching.Free trials on Apple App Store.

lifepro-tips: Taliware™ Launches Biometric Geolocation Authentication Technology for iOS     Taliware™ Launches A Verified You™, a new iOS ...

Complex, Fire, and Friends: 23 EMOTIONS PEOPLE FEEL, BUT CAN'T EXPLAIN tai-korczak: 1. Sonder: The realization that each passerby has a life as vivid 2. Opia: The ambiguous intensity of Looking someone in the eye 3. Monachopsis: The subtle but persistent feeling of being out of 4. Énouement: The bittersweetness of having arrived in the and complex as your own which can feel simultaneously invasive and vulnerable place future, seeing how things turn out, but not being able to tell your past self 5. Vellichor: The strange wistfulness of used bookshops 6. Rubatosis: The unsettling awareness of your own heartbeat 7. Kenopsia: The eerie, forlorn atmosphere of a place that is usually bustling with people but is now abandoned and quiet. away, even close friends who you really like out in your head thunderstorm amazing when thousands of identical photos already exist. nobody is listening history will turn out violence plane crash, or to lose everything in a fire experience because people are unable to relate to it 8. Mauerbauertraurigkeit: The inexplicable urge to push people 9. Jouska: A hypothetical conversation that you compulsively play 10. Chrysalism: The amniotic tranquility of being indoors during a 11. Vemödalen: The frustration of photographic something 12. Anecdoche: A conversation in which everyone is talking, but 13. Ellipsism: A sadness that you'l never be able to know how 14. Kuebiko: A state of exhaustion inspired by acts of senseless 15. Lachesism: The desire to be struck by disaster - to survive a 16. Exulansis: The tendency to give up trying to talk about arn 17. Adronitis: Frustration with how long it takes to get to know 18. Rūckkehrunruhe: The feeling of returning home after an someone immersive trip only to find it fading rapidly from your awareness 19. Nodus Tollens: The realization that the plot of your life doesn't 20. Onism: The frustration of being stuck in just one body, that 21. Liberosis: The desire to care less about things make sense to you anymore inhabits only one place at a time 22. Altschmerz: Weariness with the same old issues that you've always had - the same boring flaws and anxieties that you've been gnawing on for years 23. Occhiolism: The awareness of the smallness of your perspective
Complex, Fire, and Friends: 23 EMOTIONS PEOPLE FEEL, BUT CAN'T EXPLAIN
 tai-korczak:
 1. Sonder: The realization that each passerby has a life as vivid
 2. Opia: The ambiguous intensity of Looking someone in the eye
 3. Monachopsis: The subtle but persistent feeling of being out of
 4. Énouement: The bittersweetness of having arrived in the
 and complex as your own
 which can feel simultaneously invasive and vulnerable
 place
 future, seeing how things turn out, but not being able to tell
 your past self
 5. Vellichor: The strange wistfulness of used bookshops
 6. Rubatosis: The unsettling awareness of your own heartbeat
 7. Kenopsia: The eerie, forlorn atmosphere of a place that is
 usually bustling with people but is now abandoned and quiet.
 away, even close friends who you really like
 out in your head
 thunderstorm
 amazing when thousands of identical photos already exist.
 nobody is listening
 history will turn out
 violence
 plane crash, or to lose everything in a fire
 experience because people are unable to relate to it
 8. Mauerbauertraurigkeit: The inexplicable urge to push people
 9. Jouska: A hypothetical conversation that you compulsively play
 10. Chrysalism: The amniotic tranquility of being indoors during a
 11. Vemödalen: The frustration of photographic something
 12. Anecdoche: A conversation in which everyone is talking, but
 13. Ellipsism: A sadness that you'l never be able to know how
 14. Kuebiko: A state of exhaustion inspired by acts of senseless
 15. Lachesism: The desire to be struck by disaster - to survive a
 16. Exulansis: The tendency to give up trying to talk about arn
 17. Adronitis: Frustration with how long it takes to get to know
 18. Rūckkehrunruhe: The feeling of returning home after an
 someone
 immersive trip only to find it fading rapidly from your
 awareness
 19. Nodus Tollens: The realization that the plot of your life doesn't
 20. Onism: The frustration of being stuck in just one body, that
 21. Liberosis: The desire to care less about things
 make sense to you anymore
 inhabits only one place at a time
 22. Altschmerz: Weariness with the same old issues that you've
 always had - the same boring flaws and anxieties that you've
 been gnawing on for years
 23. Occhiolism: The awareness of the smallness of your
 perspective
Advice, Brains, and Coca-Cola: Peanut butter spaceorphan18: sulkingheals: downtroddendeity: jacemp3: monkeysaysficus: audrey-hepbae: catchymemes: 10 tricks you didn’t know you could do with your food. By Blossom The internet went from showing food recipe videos to alchemy in less than a decade. There’s going to be a quick video on how to make the philosopher’s stone from tomato sauce next week.  I WANNA DRINK THE TRANSPARENT SODA leave milk out unrefrigerated in your house for 2 days Some days ago, my sibling sent me this video out of the desperate hope I could provide the catharsis of seeing it torn to pieces. It has now been coming on 72 hours, and only now have I recovered enough to be able to do much of anything but scream, “WHAT?!” and “NO!” at the screen. We had a long discussion about what in the twelve hells this video even is. A surreal, dadaist parody so obscure that our brains aren’t operating on enough levels to comprehend it? The Instagram lifehack equivalent of those terrifying procedurally-generated animated Youtube videos that farm ad revenue by playing millions of times to babies whose parents left the iPad on autoplay? A coded message designed to activate the combat programming of brainwashed cyborg sleeper agents? A post that slipped through a wormhole from an alternate dimension where the laws of reality are different? An emanation of a vast and alien chaos god? I cannot bring myself to confront the claims in this video in the order they are put forth without losing my will to live after the first one, so I will start with the least crazy and work my way up. Bananas to ripen things: More or less true. You’ll sometimes see advice to cooks to store underripe fruit in a paper bag with one piece of overripe (but not rotten) fruit to ripen it more quickly.Misrepresentations: It will probably take longer than overnight to ripen something as green as some of those tomatoes, and it doesn’t have to be a banana. Coca-cola and milk: The coke is more acidic than the milk and curdles it, resulting in solid globs of milk protein which settle out. The brown dye in the coke sticks to the milk protein globs, leaving the excess liquid more or less clear.Misrepresentations: The video has been enormously sped up, which the editing does not make clear; the reaction takes hours. Ketchup to clean metal: To my mild surprise, this is actually a thing (though you could just make a paste out of salt, flour, and vinegar and scrub with that and not get ketchup stains on everything)…Misrepresentations: …for cleaning copper and bronze. Which the jug shown in the video is not. The acid in the ketchup might take some of the tarnish off, say, aluminum, but at that point you might as well just use vinegar. Sparkling water omelet: Omelet souffles are a thing.Misrepresentations: You… literally do not need the sparkling water… you can just beat the eggs until they’re fluffy… “Warm water clears wax from fruits!”: This is a mysterious and arcane procedure called “washing.”Misrepresentations: I don’t know what the hell they even did to the video on this sequence but as a person who has washed many apples in warm water, it does not look like that and the thin layer of edible wax applied to make them look good in the grocery store does not come off that easily. Sprite to clean earrings: Again, this will take tarnish off some metals just due to the acid, but…Misrepresentations: DO YOU WANT GROSS STICKY EARRINGS AND EAR INFECTIONS? JUST USE VINEGAR WATER. Also, “dirt” is not a kind of molecule. (Incidentally, if the earrings are silver, there is a vastly better method that actually reverses the tarnish instead of removing it.) Insta-freeze bottle: This is a real thing…Misrepresentation: …which absolutely will not happen if you follow their instructions, because a) they neglect to mention an important caveat (the water needs to be purified/distilled) and b) 5 minutes is not long enough for a water bottle to supercool. If you google any of the myriad videos and articles of people doing this trick, you’ll see numbers like “3 hours in the freezer” or “40 minutes in a salted ice bath.” There is video of the trick working. Either that footage was taken from someone else, or they knew how to do it, did it, and then deliberately lied about the time for no apparent reason. Putting a broken plate in milk for two days magically fixes it: To my immense surprise, they didn’t make this one up; the idea is that the milk protein casein can form into a plastic at high temperatures and bind to the ceramic. Googling it turned up some hobbyist potters commenting that they’d used it to salvage things that had cracked slightly in the kiln.Misrepresentations: Once again, they’ve misrepresented the method: everything I saw talking about how to do it said to boil the milk and then soak for an hour, not leave it out for two days like an offering to the pixies. And most of what I saw reported about it also said it only really works on hairline cracks, not full breaks, and doesn’t hold up long-term because the real structural damage isn’t repaired. And may leave a faint and persistent odor of boiled milk. Just use superglue. “Reveal the genetic memory of the honeycomb”: This is the kind of gibberish predicated on so many nonsensical assumptions that unpacking it would be more trouble than it’s worth. Plus, well, I can barely see anything with the low video quality, but what I can see of the vague blur doesn’t look much like a honeycomb in the first place. Suffice to say: “Honey looks like a honeycomb” isn’t even in the ballpark of what’s generally meant by “genetic memory,” what’s generally meant by “genetic memory” is also complete hooey, and fluid dynamics is weird and swirling a thick, viscous, water-soluble liquid with a layer of water on top is going to do weird things. But at least that I could potentially attribute to ignorance rather than deliberate intent to deceive, unlike… Hot coals and peanut butter This is the reason it’s taken me this long to post this. Every time I think about it my soul starts to leave my body. It’s such a mind-boggling level of bullshit that every time I’ve tried to put words around an explanation I’m quickly reduced to staring at the screen and mouthing “No” to myself in a voice of quiet despair, because I can’t even figure out where to start. Well, okay, I guess I might as well start by saying I think their… let’s say inspiration on this was articles about scientists who made diamonds out of peanut butter and carbon dioxide. …With a press that’s designed to recreate the conditions of the earth’s mantle, and which is prone to exploding. So, you know, not something you can do in your kitchen. Unless you have one hell of a kitchen. You can see the direct links to this in the nonsensical claim that this “works” because peanut butter contains carbon dioxide. (It doesn’t, particularly. It’s crushed peanuts mixed with oil. You know what would have a lot of carbon dioxide? The fire you pulled that glowing lump of charcoal out of.) It also mentions “pressure” when no particular pressure is involved, presumably because we’ve all heard about turning coal into diamond under heat and pressure. Chemically speaking, there’s very little to make that crystal out of except carbon, unless you want to posit a mass migration of all the sugar molecules in the peanut butter to the center of the coal. And “carbon crystal” = “diamond,” and do you think if it was that easy to make diamonds they’d be that expensive? I will guarantee you that crystal is a lump of quartz they covered in black crud and then peanut butter to pretend it was the charcoal. But, of course, all of that is irrelevant, because by reblogging this at all, even to performatively despair that the internet does not seem to have come all that far since the days of Infinite Chocolate, I’m playing into their hands. Lifehack clickbait has done this forever- they deliberately seed in wrong or awful advice because people will share that to say how stupid/wrong it is. They led with complete insanity to get attention, and I gave them eyeballs on the video watching this, and I’ll be giving them more from writing this. Maybe I’ll stick to the chaos god theory. It’s less depressing. @ohnofixit I apologize for being stupid enough to believe that video so reblogging the breakdown of why it was wrong. Why you shouldn’t believe everything on the internet. 
Advice, Brains, and Coca-Cola: Peanut butter
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catchymemes:

10 tricks you didn’t know you could do with your food.
By Blossom

The internet went from showing food recipe videos to alchemy in less than a decade. There’s going to be a quick video on how to make the philosopher’s stone from tomato sauce next week. 


I WANNA DRINK THE TRANSPARENT SODA


leave milk out unrefrigerated in your house for 2 days

Some days ago, my sibling sent me this video out of the desperate hope I could provide the catharsis of seeing it torn to pieces. It has now been coming on 72 hours, and only now have I recovered enough to be able to do much of anything but scream, “WHAT?!” and “NO!” at the screen.
We had a long discussion about what in the twelve hells this video even is. A surreal, dadaist parody so obscure that our brains aren’t operating on enough levels to comprehend it? The Instagram lifehack equivalent of those terrifying procedurally-generated animated Youtube videos that farm ad revenue by playing millions of times to babies whose parents left the iPad on autoplay? A coded message designed to activate the combat programming of brainwashed cyborg sleeper agents? A post that slipped through a wormhole from an alternate dimension where the laws of reality are different? An emanation of a vast and alien chaos god?
I cannot bring myself to confront the claims in this video in the order they are put forth without losing my will to live after the first one, so I will start with the least crazy and work my way up.
Bananas to ripen things: More or less true. You’ll sometimes see advice to cooks to store underripe fruit in a paper bag with one piece of overripe (but not rotten) fruit to ripen it more quickly.Misrepresentations: It will probably take longer than overnight to ripen something as green as some of those tomatoes, and it doesn’t have to be a banana.
Coca-cola and milk: The coke is more acidic than the
 milk and curdles it, resulting in solid globs of milk protein which 
settle out. The brown dye in the coke sticks to the milk protein globs, 
leaving the excess liquid more or less clear.Misrepresentations: The video has been enormously sped up, which the editing does not make clear; the reaction takes hours.
Ketchup to clean metal: To my mild surprise, this is actually a thing (though you could just make a paste out of salt, flour, and vinegar and scrub with that and not get ketchup stains on everything)…Misrepresentations: …for cleaning copper and bronze. Which the jug shown in the video is not. The acid in the ketchup might take some of the tarnish off, say, aluminum, but at that point you might as well just use vinegar.
Sparkling water omelet: Omelet souffles are a thing.Misrepresentations: You… literally do not need the sparkling water… you can just beat the eggs until they’re fluffy…


“Warm water clears wax from fruits!”: This is a mysterious and arcane procedure called “washing.”Misrepresentations: I don’t know what the hell they even did to the video on this sequence but as a person who has washed many apples in warm water, it does not look like that and the thin layer of edible wax applied to make them look good in the grocery store does not come off that easily.
Sprite to clean earrings: Again, this will take tarnish off some metals just due to the acid, but…Misrepresentations: DO YOU WANT GROSS STICKY EARRINGS AND EAR INFECTIONS? JUST USE VINEGAR WATER. Also, “dirt” is not a kind of molecule. (Incidentally, if the earrings are silver, there is a vastly better method that actually reverses the tarnish instead of removing it.)
Insta-freeze bottle: This is a real thing…Misrepresentation: …which absolutely will not happen if you follow their instructions, because a) they neglect to mention an important caveat (the water needs to be purified/distilled) and b) 5 minutes is not long enough for a water bottle to supercool. If you google any of the myriad videos and articles of people doing this trick, you’ll see numbers like “3 hours in the freezer” or “40 minutes in a salted ice bath.”
There is video of the trick working. Either that footage was taken from someone else, or they knew how to do it, did it, and then deliberately lied about the time for no apparent reason.
Putting a broken plate in milk for two days magically fixes it: To my immense surprise, they didn’t make this one up; the idea is that the milk protein casein can form into a plastic at high temperatures and bind to the ceramic. Googling it turned up some hobbyist potters commenting that they’d used it to salvage things that had cracked slightly in the kiln.Misrepresentations: Once again, they’ve misrepresented the method: everything I saw talking about how to do it said to boil the milk and then soak for an hour, not leave it out for two days like an offering to the pixies. And most of what I saw reported about it also said it only really works on hairline cracks, not full breaks, and doesn’t hold up long-term because the real structural damage isn’t repaired. And may leave a faint and persistent odor of boiled milk.
Just use superglue.
“Reveal the genetic memory of the honeycomb”:
This is the kind of gibberish predicated on so many nonsensical assumptions that unpacking it would be more trouble than it’s worth. Plus, well, I can barely see anything with the low video quality, but what I can see of the vague blur doesn’t look much like a honeycomb in the first place. Suffice to say:
“Honey looks like a honeycomb” isn’t even in the ballpark of what’s generally meant by “genetic memory,”
what’s generally meant by “genetic memory” is also complete hooey, and
fluid dynamics is weird and swirling a thick, viscous, water-soluble liquid with a layer of water on top is going to do weird things.
But at least that I could potentially attribute to ignorance rather than deliberate intent to deceive, unlike…
Hot coals and peanut butter
This is the reason it’s taken me this long to post this. Every time I think about it my soul starts to leave my body. It’s such a mind-boggling level of bullshit that every time I’ve tried to put words around an explanation I’m quickly reduced to staring at the screen and mouthing “No” to myself in a voice of quiet despair, because I can’t even figure out where to start.
Well, okay, I guess I might as well start by saying I think their… let’s say inspiration on this was articles about scientists who made diamonds out of peanut butter and carbon dioxide. …With a press that’s designed to recreate the conditions of the earth’s mantle, and which is prone to exploding. So, you know, not something you can do in your kitchen. Unless you have one hell of a kitchen.
You can see the direct links to this in the nonsensical claim that this “works” because peanut butter contains carbon dioxide. (It doesn’t, particularly. It’s crushed peanuts mixed with oil. You know what would have a lot of carbon dioxide? The fire you pulled that glowing lump of charcoal out of.) It also mentions “pressure” when no particular pressure is involved, presumably because we’ve all heard about turning coal into diamond under heat and pressure.
Chemically speaking, there’s very little to make that crystal out of except carbon, unless you want to posit a mass migration of all the sugar molecules in the peanut butter to the center of the coal. And “carbon crystal” = “diamond,” and do you think if it was that easy to make diamonds they’d be that expensive?
I will guarantee you that crystal is a lump of quartz they covered in black crud and then peanut butter to pretend it was the charcoal.
But, of course, all of that is irrelevant, because by reblogging this at all, even to performatively despair that the internet does not seem to have come all that far since the days of Infinite Chocolate, I’m playing into their hands. Lifehack clickbait has done this forever- they deliberately seed in wrong or awful advice because people will share that to say how stupid/wrong it is. They led with complete insanity to get attention, and I gave them eyeballs on the video watching this, and I’ll be giving them more from writing this.
Maybe I’ll stick to the chaos god theory. It’s less depressing.
@ohnofixit


I apologize for being stupid enough to believe that video so reblogging the breakdown of why it was wrong.

Why you shouldn’t believe everything on the internet. 

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Being Alone, Food, and Lurking: Yesterday at 7:01 AM > today I let a house rat live. > This rat was always eating my tinapays (cheap bread in Filipino) at night. > This rat was also disturbing me when I'm watching porn at night. > Sometimes I see him lurking on my unwashed dishes and stuffs. > He also ate my box of chocolates I was planning to give to someone and the roses too. And ruined my newly bought ACG Windbreaker jacket. > So in my disgusts, I setup a clever water trap. > I was planning to let and watched him drown without mercy. > He was very persistent and eager to live that it took me over three hours watching him paddle for his own survival not knowing that he hasn't evern have the slightest chance to survive on the water trap I setup. > And in those hours I remembered, Tasih how to clean my dishes ight nter eating - Twas the rat who urged me to keep my food in the right places > Twas him, the rat who showed me that when I don't keep my place tidy and neat, rats and shit show up. > So I picked him up right before he drowned himself to the trap I purposely built for him. > Headed to the park (front of my apartment's bldg) > Gave him some leftover tinapays so he could eat before we part. > Say my goodbyes, and gently I let him run on the ground and let him live > Its all quite a bit sad because I'm all alone now, but, - Thank you Mir. Rat, for teaching me how to adult. Thank you An Unlikely Friend via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2PWAZUU
Being Alone, Food, and Lurking: Yesterday at 7:01 AM
 > today I let a house rat live.
 > This rat was always eating my tinapays (cheap bread in Filipino) at night.
 > This rat was also disturbing me when I'm watching porn at night.
 > Sometimes I see him lurking on my unwashed dishes and stuffs.
 > He also ate my box of chocolates I was planning to give to someone and
 the roses too.
 And ruined my newly bought ACG Windbreaker jacket.
 > So in my disgusts, I setup a clever water trap.
 > I was planning to let and watched him drown without mercy.
 > He was very persistent and eager to live that it took me over three hours
 watching him paddle for his own survival not knowing that he hasn't evern
 have the slightest chance to survive on the water trap I setup.
 > And in those hours I remembered,
 Tasih
 how to clean my dishes ight nter eating
 - Twas the rat who urged me to keep my food in the right places
 > Twas him, the rat who showed me that when I don't keep my place tidy
 and neat, rats and shit show up.
 > So I picked him up right before he drowned himself to the trap I purposely
 built for him.
 > Headed to the park (front of my apartment's bldg)
 > Gave him some leftover tinapays so he could eat before we part.
 > Say my goodbyes, and gently I let him run on the ground and let him live
 > Its all quite a bit sad because I'm all alone now, but,
 - Thank you Mir. Rat, for teaching me how to adult. Thank you
An Unlikely Friend via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2PWAZUU

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Beer, Life, and Parents: HOW TO Hppy Successful Cooperative CHILD O Disciplining Child's Happiness WHILE DISCIPLINING LESS in 5 simple steps START WHERE THEY STUMP YOU There's a (hidden message in your child's behavior 2 IDENTIFY YOUR CHILD'S TRUE NATURE TYPE 3 TYPE 4 The THE Fun-lovingSensitice Determined MORE SERIOUS Child Child CHILD O THE WORL social TO THE WORLD O THE WORLD bouncy and subtle and active and and exact PRIMARY NEED PRIMARY NEED MARY NEED have fun, happy parents feelings heard, new expenences respect, given and received ESCROED A efficient, analytical, DSCRBED AS gentle, tender mindful DESCRBED AS friendly, bright, light-hearted UDGED AS flighty, hyperactive, busy, persistent UDGED AS UDGED AS JUDGED AS shy, wimpy pushy, demanding loud INTERPRET THE TANTRUM (or fight or rebellion Your child is telling you something, even if they don't know how to say it. Ask vourself... TYPE TYPE 2 TYPE 3 TYPE 4 Does my child Does my child feel unheard need to feel or physical outlets?more respected? Has my child had too much Have my child's plans beer Has my child been told "No Does my child need some time to too often lately?reflect and focus? Is something in my child's life too serious? Is something in my child's life too intense? my child's life my child's life Time to make some changes... 4 BE INTUITIVE, NOT REACTIVE TYPE TYPE 2 TYPE 3 TYPE 4 Surprise your child. Reassure your child. Facilitate friendship.Give time to relax. Have fun with them. Encourage your child.Respect their authority Let them move fast. Connect with them Allow adventre. Focus when listening 5 ENJOY THE JOY! you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com srsfunny:How To Raise A Happy Kid
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Billboard, Fake, and Head: DELETE ALL YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNTS WARNS THE FOUNDING FATHER OF VIRTUAL REALITY imgflip.com In a new explosive interview, Silicon Valley tech pioneer and creator of the virtual reality 'avatar' Jaron Lanier tells people to delete your social media accounts due to the strong correlation between persistent social media usage and a dramatic societal rise in depression, anger, and anxiety that he says is the result of internet-induced modified forms of behavior. The warning comes in the wake of his new book which details how the creators of social media and the early engineers behind the internet "foolishly laid the foundations for global monopolies." Jaron Lanier is best known as a founding father of the field of virtual reality and throughout his polymath career has written extensively on human-computer interaction, including most recently in his book Ten Arguments for Deleting Your Social Media Accounts Right Now. Lanier explained in a recent UK Channel 4 interview: When you watch the television the television isn't watching you. When you see the billboard the billboard isn't seeing you... When you use these new designs — social media, search, YouTube — when you see these things, you're being observed constantly and algorithms are taking that information and changing what you see next. According to Lanier's bio, he coined the term 'Virtual Reality' (VR) and in the early 1980s founded VPL Research, the first company to sell VR products. In the late 1980s he led the team that developed the first implementations of multi-person virtual worlds using head mounted displays, as well as the first "avatars," and developed the first widely used software platform architecture for immersive virtual reality applications. As he defiantly asserts on his personal website, Lanier himself has "no social media accounts at all and all purported ones are fake." He's elsewhere said that most internet and social media pioneers in Silicon Valley "have regrets right now" after perfecting what is essentially mass human behavioral engineering and that that internet addiction is not only ruining people's lives but the political process as well. This is what I could call almost a stealthy addiction. It's a statistical addiction.
Billboard, Fake, and Head: DELETE ALL YOUR SOCIAL
 MEDIA ACCOUNTS
 WARNS THE FOUNDING FATHER
 OF VIRTUAL REALITY
 imgflip.com
In a new explosive interview, Silicon Valley tech pioneer and creator of the virtual reality 'avatar' Jaron Lanier tells people to delete your social media accounts due to the strong correlation between persistent social media usage and a dramatic societal rise in depression, anger, and anxiety that he says is the result of internet-induced modified forms of behavior. The warning comes in the wake of his new book which details how the creators of social media and the early engineers behind the internet "foolishly laid the foundations for global monopolies." Jaron Lanier is best known as a founding father of the field of virtual reality and throughout his polymath career has written extensively on human-computer interaction, including most recently in his book Ten Arguments for Deleting Your Social Media Accounts Right Now. Lanier explained in a recent UK Channel 4 interview: When you watch the television the television isn't watching you. When you see the billboard the billboard isn't seeing you... When you use these new designs — social media, search, YouTube — when you see these things, you're being observed constantly and algorithms are taking that information and changing what you see next. According to Lanier's bio, he coined the term 'Virtual Reality' (VR) and in the early 1980s founded VPL Research, the first company to sell VR products. In the late 1980s he led the team that developed the first implementations of multi-person virtual worlds using head mounted displays, as well as the first "avatars," and developed the first widely used software platform architecture for immersive virtual reality applications. As he defiantly asserts on his personal website, Lanier himself has "no social media accounts at all and all purported ones are fake." He's elsewhere said that most internet and social media pioneers in Silicon Valley "have regrets right now" after perfecting what is essentially mass human behavioral engineering and that that internet addiction is not only ruining people's lives but the political process as well. This is what I could call almost a stealthy addiction. It's a statistical addiction.

In a new explosive interview, Silicon Valley tech pioneer and creator of the virtual reality 'avatar' Jaron Lanier tells people to delete yo...

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Dude, Friends, and Lol: eireddit /r/unitedkingdom TV license agent tried to force his way in to my flat lol (sef unitedkingdom) other discussions (1) 965submitted 11 hours ago by striationsbruh So I keep getting a lot of letters saying that i'll be charged, taken to court etc. Agents visit my flat like once a week or every other week at least. I keep telling them that I don't need to pay for it as all I do is watch some Netflix on my TV and I never watch any bbc live programs and never used bbc iplayer... I don't like watching tv/programs in general. They are always very persistent making me feel guilty saying that this is 2018 and that everyone watches bbc and that I need to pay for it. usually they left after I kept saying that I don't. Not until today, this guy was so persistent, I shut the door on him and he kept knocking until I opened the door again, and said that he will need to inspect my flat to see whether I need to pay or not. I told him to leave and he said that I will get sued if I don't let him in, I said I don't need to let some random dude in my flat. And he got really offended, and then tried to force his way in, and I pushed him off and said if he tries one more time he will regret it. And he tried to fight me, told me to come outside, and I said that if he wants to fight he can try do it right here He left, but said i'll regret it what the actual fuck lol? is there any possible way to stop them coming? <p><a href="https://perspectivemax.tumblr.com/post/171861478903/thatthinginyourshoe-higher-order" class="tumblr_blog">perspectivemax</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://thatthinginyourshoe.tumblr.com/post/171859885873/higher-order-frederick-the-ii" class="tumblr_blog">thatthinginyourshoe</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://higher-order.tumblr.com/post/171847996456/frederick-the-ii-governmentshill-britain-is" class="tumblr_blog">higher-order</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://frederick-the-ii.tumblr.com/post/171846603889/governmentshill-britain-is-not-worth-saving" class="tumblr_blog">frederick-the-ii</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://governmentshill.tumblr.com/post/171846375540/britain-is-not-worth-saving" class="tumblr_blog">governmentshill</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Britain is not worth saving</p></blockquote> <p>“hurr durr why do you need the 2nd amendment” </p> </blockquote> <p>This is what my country is actually like, btw. I’ve heard stories from friends and relatives about TV license agents who demand to inspect your house to make sure you’re not watching your TV without a license. In fact, even if you own a TV but don’t watch it (say you only use it for gaming) they try to force you to pay for the license still (and they try to force you to pay if you stream TV as well). <br/></p> <p>This country is full of government employees on a powertrip. Not just TV license people but many people who work for the government try to exert power over you. <br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Well these make more sense to me now </p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="450" data-orig-width="600"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/02749e39bb6cbaa2c16f646731923085/tumblr_inline_p5krlnTHqP1rrcyxb_500.jpg" data-orig-height="450" data-orig-width="600"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="226" data-orig-width="461"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3826132cfa60fdf6b42e787d7bfd8adc/tumblr_inline_p5krlnlWa01rrcyxb_500.jpg" data-orig-height="226" data-orig-width="461"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Let Britain die</p></blockquote>
Dude, Friends, and Lol: eireddit /r/unitedkingdom
 TV license agent tried to force his way in to my flat lol (sef unitedkingdom)
 other discussions (1)
 965submitted 11 hours ago by striationsbruh
 So I keep getting a lot of letters saying that i'll be charged, taken to court etc.
 Agents visit my flat like once a week or every other week at least.
 I keep telling them that I don't need to pay for it as all I do is watch some Netflix on my
 TV and I never watch any bbc live programs and never used bbc iplayer...
 I don't like watching tv/programs in general.
 They are always very persistent making me feel guilty saying that this is 2018 and that
 everyone watches bbc and that I need to pay for it.
 usually they left after I kept saying that I don't.
 Not until today, this guy was so persistent, I shut the door on him and he kept knocking
 until I opened the door again, and said that he will need to inspect my flat to see whether
 I need to pay or not.
 I told him to leave and he said that I will get sued if I don't let him in, I said I don't need
 to let some random dude in my flat.
 And he got really offended, and then tried to force his way in, and I pushed him off and
 said if he tries one more time he will regret it.
 And he tried to fight me, told me to come outside, and I said that if he wants to fight he
 can try do it right here
 He left, but said i'll regret it
 what the actual fuck lol?
 is there any possible way to stop them coming?
<p><a href="https://perspectivemax.tumblr.com/post/171861478903/thatthinginyourshoe-higher-order" class="tumblr_blog">perspectivemax</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://thatthinginyourshoe.tumblr.com/post/171859885873/higher-order-frederick-the-ii" class="tumblr_blog">thatthinginyourshoe</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://higher-order.tumblr.com/post/171847996456/frederick-the-ii-governmentshill-britain-is" class="tumblr_blog">higher-order</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://frederick-the-ii.tumblr.com/post/171846603889/governmentshill-britain-is-not-worth-saving" class="tumblr_blog">frederick-the-ii</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://governmentshill.tumblr.com/post/171846375540/britain-is-not-worth-saving" class="tumblr_blog">governmentshill</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>Britain is not worth saving</p></blockquote>

<p>“hurr durr why do you need the 2nd amendment” </p>
</blockquote>
<p>This is what my country is actually like, btw. I’ve heard stories from friends and relatives about TV license agents who demand to inspect your house to make sure you’re not watching your TV without a license. In fact, even if you own a TV but don’t watch it (say you only use it for gaming) they try to force you to pay for the license still (and they try to force you to pay if you stream TV as well). <br/></p>
<p>This country is full of government employees on a powertrip. Not just TV license people but many people who work for the government try to exert power over you. <br/></p>
</blockquote>

<p>Well these make more sense to me now </p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="450" data-orig-width="600"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/02749e39bb6cbaa2c16f646731923085/tumblr_inline_p5krlnTHqP1rrcyxb_500.jpg" data-orig-height="450" data-orig-width="600"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="226" data-orig-width="461"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3826132cfa60fdf6b42e787d7bfd8adc/tumblr_inline_p5krlnlWa01rrcyxb_500.jpg" data-orig-height="226" data-orig-width="461"/></figure></blockquote>

<p>Let Britain die</p></blockquote>

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Candy, Cars, and Clothes: Rep. Dan Kildee @RepDanKildee Follow 51 cents to spare. Hardest shopping trip in memory. Two small bags of groceries, not a lot of food. #SNAPchallenge pic.twitter.com/3k4lkmiugy 12:16 PM 12 Jun 2013 27 RETWEETS 6 FAVORITES coffee juices candy tea ue powder drinks jams/jellies 49 candy amey-winehouse: fuck-me-barnes: carmanitaknits: wagrobanite: think-progress: Members of Congress are living off food stamps for a week to protest Republican cuts. It’s a challenge for them, but GOP cuts would hurt millions of everyday Americans.  Why does this not have more publicity. This needs it! I want a reality tv show where politicians have to live in poverty for a month. They have to live in Government housing, shop with food stamps, and get only a limited amount of money for clothes. Because here, they still have all their trappings, lilke nice cars and thousand dollar suits. I want them in Walmart jeans trying to determine if they can afford a carton of milk.  Give them a full calendar year. I want to see them confident in January, and sometime around June choking back tears at the Safeway because they are tired, so tired, of eating 25 cent cup noodles, eyeing other peoples’ full grocery carts with a dull bewilderment. Let me see them despair because they have a persistent nagging cough that won’t go away and might be turning into pneumonia but the minute clinic is $60, which might as well be as six million dollars, either way they ain’t got it to spare - and that doesn’t count the cost of prescriptions. Let me hear them tell people about the muscle cramps they get at night due to eating non-nutritious garbage for months, the weakness from persistent hunger. Let them know the shame and frustration of only owning one pair of cheap polyester pants for work and one pair of thrift-store jeans, and both persistently have ripped crotches and seams coming undone, no matter how many times they get sewn back up.Let the women know the particular sort of despair that comes once a month when you can’t afford even the cheapest pads or tampons.Let them understand the frustration of being charged a $35 fee for a $2 overdraft. Let them watch as the bank holds charges from different days in “pending” till they all come through on the same day, and the bank charges them four times for a single overdraft because “the charges all cleared at the same time”. I want them to know the particular pain of having to decide between food for the week, or transportation costs to and from work. You can’t have both. Choose wisely.You do not truly understand poverty until you’ve lived it and a month isn’t enough to encompass it. Not even close. ^^^
Candy, Cars, and Clothes: Rep. Dan Kildee
 @RepDanKildee
 Follow
 51 cents to spare. Hardest shopping trip in memory. Two
 small bags of groceries, not a lot of food. #SNAPchallenge
 pic.twitter.com/3k4lkmiugy
 12:16 PM 12 Jun 2013
 27 RETWEETS 6 FAVORITES

 coffee
 juices
 candy
 tea
 ue
 powder drinks jams/jellies
 49
 candy
amey-winehouse:
fuck-me-barnes:

carmanitaknits:

wagrobanite:

think-progress:

Members of Congress are living off food stamps for a week to protest Republican cuts. It’s a challenge for them, but GOP cuts would hurt millions of everyday Americans. 

Why does this not have more publicity. This needs it!

I want a reality tv show where politicians have to live in poverty for a month. They have to live in Government housing, shop with food stamps, and get only a limited amount of money for clothes. Because here, they still have all their trappings, lilke nice cars and thousand dollar suits. I want them in Walmart jeans trying to determine if they can afford a carton of milk. 

Give them a full calendar year. I want to see them confident in January, and sometime around June choking back tears at the Safeway because they are tired, so tired, of eating 25 cent cup noodles, eyeing other peoples’ full grocery carts with a dull bewilderment. Let me see them despair because they have a persistent nagging cough that won’t go away and might be turning into pneumonia but the minute clinic is $60, which might as well be as six million dollars, either way they ain’t got it to spare - and that doesn’t count the cost of prescriptions. Let me hear them tell people about the muscle cramps they get at night due to eating non-nutritious garbage for months, the weakness from persistent hunger. Let them know the shame and frustration of only owning one pair of cheap polyester pants for work and one pair of thrift-store jeans, and both persistently have ripped crotches and seams coming undone, no matter how many times they get sewn back up.Let the women know the particular sort of despair that comes once a month when you can’t afford even the cheapest pads or tampons.Let them understand the frustration of being charged a $35 fee for a $2 overdraft. Let them watch as the bank holds charges from different days in “pending” till they all come through on the same day, and the bank charges them four times for a single overdraft because “the charges all cleared at the same time”. I want them to know the particular pain of having to decide between food for the week, or transportation costs to and from work. You can’t have both. Choose wisely.You do not truly understand poverty until you’ve lived it and a month isn’t enough to encompass it. Not even close.

^^^

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