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Life, Shit, and Work: Dustin, 21
O less than a mile away
Well I'm a fat fuck with a big truck. If
we can't get a big greasy burger then
we won't work. I'm 21 years old but
don't let that fool you, I have no social
life like l'm 40. If my truck doesn't
impress you my personality probably
won't either. Welcome to the shit
show
(@_theblessedone) Hide your girl
![Life, Shit, and Work: Dustin, 21
O less than a mile away
Well I'm a fat fuck with a big truck. If
we can't get a big greasy burger then
we won't work. I'm 21 years old but
don't let that fool you, I have no social
life like l'm 40. If my truck doesn't
impress you my personality probably
won't either. Welcome to the shit
show
(@_theblessedone) Hide your girl]()
(@_theblessedone) Hide your girl
Funny, Too Much, and Work: My personality on the way to work like:
I enjoy tormenting my coworkers way too much especially Karenšš tormentteusday muahahahaha girlsthinkimfunnytwitter
![Funny, Too Much, and Work: My personality on the way to work like:
I enjoy tormenting my coworkers way too much especially Karenšš tormentteusday muahahahaha girlsthinkimfunnytwitter]()
I enjoy tormenting my coworkers way too much especially Karenšš tormentteusday muahahahaha girlsthinkimfunnytwitter
Cute, Life, and Sexy: violent-choices
I told this girl I liked the perfume she was wearing.
and she legit got it out of her bag and sprayed it on
me like 'here girl smell sexy with me too'. she was so
cute I hope she has a good life
kinghispaniola
Pure
<p>Sharing her fun-loving personality via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2M0eKis">https://ift.tt/2M0eKis</a></p>
![Cute, Life, and Sexy: violent-choices
I told this girl I liked the perfume she was wearing.
and she legit got it out of her bag and sprayed it on
me like 'here girl smell sexy with me too'. she was so
cute I hope she has a good life
kinghispaniola
Pure
<p>Sharing her fun-loving personality via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2M0eKis">https://ift.tt/2M0eKis</a></p>]()
<p>Sharing her fun-loving personality via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2M0eKis">https://ift.tt/2M0eKis</a></p>
Cute, Life, and Sexy: violent-choices
I told this girl I liked the perfume she was wearing.
and she legit got it out of her bag and sprayed it on
me like 'here girl smell sexy with me too'. she was so
cute I hope she has a good life
kinghispaniola
Pure
<p>Sharing her fun-loving personality</p>
![Cute, Life, and Sexy: violent-choices
I told this girl I liked the perfume she was wearing.
and she legit got it out of her bag and sprayed it on
me like 'here girl smell sexy with me too'. she was so
cute I hope she has a good life
kinghispaniola
Pure
<p>Sharing her fun-loving personality</p>]()
<p>Sharing her fun-loving personality</p>
Fire, Fucking, and God: wordshakerofgallifrey:
terraform-titan:
When was in 8th grade a friend of mine and I were fucking
around during our study period and he accidentally stabbed me
in the arm with a pencil and the pencil was partially stuck in my
arm but I was really shy in social situations so l just raised my
hand and waited for the teacher to notice which took about five
minutes so when he finally asked me what I neededl said TJ
accidentally stabbed me with a pencil a few minutes ago and
now it's hanging out of my arm, can l gosee the nurse?". He
freaked out and yelled "OH MY GOD SEBASTIAN WHYDIDNT
YOUTELLMERIGHTAWAY? AndI said right back please
don't yell at me, I have a pencil in my arm, if anyone is yelling it
should beme" and that sums up my attitude and personality
fairly well tbh
Okay, but this friend of mine literally caught on fire in the middle
of lab once and He just calmly tried to blow it out and when it got
bigger, he looks at the teacher and, voice completely devoid of
emotion, said,"Mrs. Grau. I'm on fire.
You and my friend should meet.
i got a dog and like wow
![Fire, Fucking, and God: wordshakerofgallifrey:
terraform-titan:
When was in 8th grade a friend of mine and I were fucking
around during our study period and he accidentally stabbed me
in the arm with a pencil and the pencil was partially stuck in my
arm but I was really shy in social situations so l just raised my
hand and waited for the teacher to notice which took about five
minutes so when he finally asked me what I neededl said TJ
accidentally stabbed me with a pencil a few minutes ago and
now it's hanging out of my arm, can l gosee the nurse?". He
freaked out and yelled "OH MY GOD SEBASTIAN WHYDIDNT
YOUTELLMERIGHTAWAY? AndI said right back please
don't yell at me, I have a pencil in my arm, if anyone is yelling it
should beme" and that sums up my attitude and personality
fairly well tbh
Okay, but this friend of mine literally caught on fire in the middle
of lab once and He just calmly tried to blow it out and when it got
bigger, he looks at the teacher and, voice completely devoid of
emotion, said,"Mrs. Grau. I'm on fire.
You and my friend should meet.
i got a dog and like wow]()
i got a dog and like wow
Beautiful, Love, and Memes: Switch your
personality from 'I'm
broken and helpless' to
'I'm growing and
healing and watch
how fast yourlife
changes, for the better.
SpiriÅ Science
I'm amazing, passionate, caring, empathic, authentic, beautiful... (insert yours here!) Artwork by @archannair . . . . . . meditation oneness innerpeace lawofattraction blessings love inspire wisdom spiritual yogi yoga flow oneness amazing beauty earth lovequotes quotes quotestoliveby beautiful compassion spiritualawakening enlightenment nature kindness
![Beautiful, Love, and Memes: Switch your
personality from 'I'm
broken and helpless' to
'I'm growing and
healing and watch
how fast yourlife
changes, for the better.
SpiriÅ Science
I'm amazing, passionate, caring, empathic, authentic, beautiful... (insert yours here!) Artwork by @archannair . . . . . . meditation oneness innerpeace lawofattraction blessings love inspire wisdom spiritual yogi yoga flow oneness amazing beauty earth lovequotes quotes quotestoliveby beautiful compassion spiritualawakening enlightenment nature kindness]()
I'm amazing, passionate, caring, empathic, authentic, beautiful... (insert yours here!) Artwork by @archannair . . . . . . meditation onenes...
Beautiful, Love, and Memes: I have a happy personality with a heavy soul.
Sometimes it gets weird
Spiri Science
ššš¤Ŗ Does it ever get weird for you too? Artwork by @archannair . . . . . . meditation oneness innerpeace lawofattraction blessings love inspire wisdom spiritual yogi yoga flow oneness amazing beauty earth lovequotes quotes quotestoliveby beautiful compassion spiritualawakening enlightenment nature kindness
![Beautiful, Love, and Memes: I have a happy personality with a heavy soul.
Sometimes it gets weird
Spiri Science
ššš¤Ŗ Does it ever get weird for you too? Artwork by @archannair . . . . . . meditation oneness innerpeace lawofattraction blessings love inspire wisdom spiritual yogi yoga flow oneness amazing beauty earth lovequotes quotes quotestoliveby beautiful compassion spiritualawakening enlightenment nature kindness]()
ššš¤Ŗ Does it ever get weird for you too? Artwork by @archannair . . . . . . meditation oneness innerpeace lawofattraction blessings love insp...
Love, Girl Memes, and Her: always love a woman
for her personality
they have like 10 so you can choose
I have like 14... thatās a win-win! ( @pillfox )
![Love, Girl Memes, and Her: always love a woman
for her personality
they have like 10 so you can choose
I have like 14... thatās a win-win! ( @pillfox )]()
I have like 14... thatās a win-win! ( @pillfox )
Friends, Memes, and Respect: Gay People l Respect
Acts Like A Normal Human Being
Has A Personality
Doesn't Force Upon You The Fact
That They're Gay
Literally Is A Normal Person That You
Can Be Friends With
Gay Peopie I Do Not Respect
Sexuality Is The Focal Point Of
Their Existence
Rainbow Flag Everything And
Everywhere Including But Not
Limited To Profile Picture,
Clothing, And Jewelry.
Complains About Straight
People Consistently
Dresses Like A Clown To Show
The World How Gay They Are.
<p>The focal point of existence via /r/memes <a href="https://ift.tt/2KMt6mG">https://ift.tt/2KMt6mG</a></p>
![Friends, Memes, and Respect: Gay People l Respect
Acts Like A Normal Human Being
Has A Personality
Doesn't Force Upon You The Fact
That They're Gay
Literally Is A Normal Person That You
Can Be Friends With
Gay Peopie I Do Not Respect
Sexuality Is The Focal Point Of
Their Existence
Rainbow Flag Everything And
Everywhere Including But Not
Limited To Profile Picture,
Clothing, And Jewelry.
Complains About Straight
People Consistently
Dresses Like A Clown To Show
The World How Gay They Are.
<p>The focal point of existence via /r/memes <a href="https://ift.tt/2KMt6mG">https://ift.tt/2KMt6mG</a></p>]()
<p>The focal point of existence via /r/memes <a href="https://ift.tt/2KMt6mG">https://ift.tt/2KMt6mG</a></p>
Butt, Clothes, and Comfortable: Yesterday, I took my boys to a new splash pad here in town.
Most of the moms were gathered around the outside, looking on and staying high and dry. Occasionally, one would hop in to help their kid out, or to tell them to stop running, or to give them a ten minute warning; but for the most part everything was semi-uniformed: kids playing and moms watching, guarding the snacks and the flip flops.
Except this one mom.
She was in there, in-it-to-win-it style -- soaking wet, going down the water slide, laughing with her kids on her lap. She was having so much fun. She didnāt care that her jean shorts were going to be miserable on the ride home. She didnāt care that black mascara was streaming down her face. She didnāt care that her white shirt was stuck to her like shellac on fingernails. She didnāt care that she was definitely going to have to wash her hair later that evening even though it was going to totally destroy her weekly routine. She didnāt care that she was the only adult in there.
She didnāt care, and neither did her kids. They adored her.
I found myself smiling away, so incredibly envious of her. I want to enjoy my kids, my life unencumbered that way -- wild and free and not giving a rip. I want to soak up the waves from the kiddie pool and these few, fleeting moments of summer that way. We only get 18 of them with our kids. 18. Thatās it.
And I realized, there were only three little things stopping me, standing in-between me and the mom I want to be: 1. the desire to be comfortable, 2. the need to conform to social norms, 3. and stupid, nasty fear.
Fear of people looking at me, fear of tripping over my clumsy feet and falling flat on my face, fear of what other people will think about me, fear that if I really put myself out there, everyone will notice Iām 10 lbs overweight, I didnāt shave my legs, and my butt jiggles like a handful of homemade slime every time I run.
Do you know whatās holding you back from living your freest life? From getting out there and truly enjoying your kids? From getting good and messy? From having fun? From laughing so hard tea comes out your nose?
Itās not a lack of money. Itās not a lack of personality. Itās not a lack opportunity.
Itās you.
You, and that silly need to care what everybody else thinks about you.
Youāre your own roadblock. Youāre your own handcuffs. Youāre your own prison guard. Youāre your own lifeguard blowing the whistle, telling you to slow down.
- Stop complaining.
- Stop wasting your life.
- Get out of your own way.
- Shove fear deep into the pockets of your favorite comfy dress.
- Stop worrying so much and just have some stinking fun. Life was made for fun, and that shouldnāt stop just because we got old and starting getting bills, and sprouting weird chin hairs, and having to work really hard to sit criss-cross-applesauce.
You wonāt find the magic youāre looking for in life until you decide to jump in head first and just go for it all the way: eat the cupcake, shake your groove thing, go down the kiddie water slide in your full set of normal clothes like a true boss, and maybe, just maybe, a little more like a child.
Nobody else can do it for you, so youāve gotta decide to do it for yourself.
(via Amy Weatherly)
![Butt, Clothes, and Comfortable: Yesterday, I took my boys to a new splash pad here in town.
Most of the moms were gathered around the outside, looking on and staying high and dry. Occasionally, one would hop in to help their kid out, or to tell them to stop running, or to give them a ten minute warning; but for the most part everything was semi-uniformed: kids playing and moms watching, guarding the snacks and the flip flops.
Except this one mom.
She was in there, in-it-to-win-it style -- soaking wet, going down the water slide, laughing with her kids on her lap. She was having so much fun. She didnāt care that her jean shorts were going to be miserable on the ride home. She didnāt care that black mascara was streaming down her face. She didnāt care that her white shirt was stuck to her like shellac on fingernails. She didnāt care that she was definitely going to have to wash her hair later that evening even though it was going to totally destroy her weekly routine. She didnāt care that she was the only adult in there.
She didnāt care, and neither did her kids. They adored her.
I found myself smiling away, so incredibly envious of her. I want to enjoy my kids, my life unencumbered that way -- wild and free and not giving a rip. I want to soak up the waves from the kiddie pool and these few, fleeting moments of summer that way. We only get 18 of them with our kids. 18. Thatās it.
And I realized, there were only three little things stopping me, standing in-between me and the mom I want to be: 1. the desire to be comfortable, 2. the need to conform to social norms, 3. and stupid, nasty fear.
Fear of people looking at me, fear of tripping over my clumsy feet and falling flat on my face, fear of what other people will think about me, fear that if I really put myself out there, everyone will notice Iām 10 lbs overweight, I didnāt shave my legs, and my butt jiggles like a handful of homemade slime every time I run.
Do you know whatās holding you back from living your freest life? From getting out there and truly enjoying your kids? From getting good and messy? From having fun? From laughing so hard tea comes out your nose?
Itās not a lack of money. Itās not a lack of personality. Itās not a lack opportunity.
Itās you.
You, and that silly need to care what everybody else thinks about you.
Youāre your own roadblock. Youāre your own handcuffs. Youāre your own prison guard. Youāre your own lifeguard blowing the whistle, telling you to slow down.
- Stop complaining.
- Stop wasting your life.
- Get out of your own way.
- Shove fear deep into the pockets of your favorite comfy dress.
- Stop worrying so much and just have some stinking fun. Life was made for fun, and that shouldnāt stop just because we got old and starting getting bills, and sprouting weird chin hairs, and having to work really hard to sit criss-cross-applesauce.
You wonāt find the magic youāre looking for in life until you decide to jump in head first and just go for it all the way: eat the cupcake, shake your groove thing, go down the kiddie water slide in your full set of normal clothes like a true boss, and maybe, just maybe, a little more like a child.
Nobody else can do it for you, so youāve gotta decide to do it for yourself.
(via Amy Weatherly)]()
Yesterday, I took my boys to a new splash pad here in town. Most of the moms were gathered around the outside, looking on and staying high...
Butt, Target, and Tumblr: patreon.com/ttrop
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<blockquote><p>Patreon Winner wanted
Elastigirl
and Voyd tried to capture
Elastigirls personality (her butt) also tried alot of new things in this pic with
Elastigirl alot of experimental colouring espesically the taint. if you want to support me or join in the raffles check out my patreon.<br/></p><p><a href="http://the-ttrop.tumblr.com/patreon" target="_blank"><b>Patreon</b></a><br/></p></blockquote>
![Butt, Target, and Tumblr: patreon.com/ttrop
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<blockquote><p>Patreon Winner wanted
Elastigirl
and Voyd tried to capture
Elastigirls personality (her butt) also tried alot of new things in this pic with
Elastigirl alot of experimental colouring espesically the taint. if you want to support me or join in the raffles check out my patreon.<br/></p><p><a href="http://the-ttrop.tumblr.com/patreon" target="_blank"><b>Patreon</b></a><br/></p></blockquote>]()
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