🔥 25+ Best Memes About Phil

Memes, Sex, and Shit: White woman gives birth to a black baby and accuses her husband of having sex with a black girl ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED Stupidest Shit I Have Read Today Dr Phil any thoughts? via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2D5b1Nt

Dr Phil any thoughts? via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2D5b1Nt

Bitch, Blackpeopletwitter, and Stan: libra stan account @PEACHYBLACKGORL I'm screaming 2018 literally isn't fuckina real Dr. Phil e》 @DrPhil I'm here to rock this bitch! F I 2018-09-15, 11:43 AM 14.5K Retweets 60.2K Likes the simulation must be glitching (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

the simulation must be glitching (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Drunk, Dank Memes, and Phil Collins: When you're blackout drunk and about to pass out but "In the air tonight" by Phil Collins starts playing Shitheadsteve When the drums hit

When the drums hit

Best Friend, Crime, and Funny: Phil Tinkles @hustlehard.99 If The Purge was a real thing, what Would you do for those T2 hour:s during which all crime is legal? 8/16/18, 10:23 PM Your Girl's Best Friend@abou... 1s Replying to @hustlehard_99 I'd probably order seamless Almost that time! Don’t miss @ThePurgeTV this Tuesday, at 10-9c on @USA_network AD

Almost that time! Don’t miss @ThePurgeTV this Tuesday, at 10-9c on @USA_network AD

Crime, Love, and Memes: Phil Nobile Jr. @PhilNobileJr My niece wants to know: if she donates her hair to Locks of Love, and the recipient of her hair commits a crime and leaves hair at the crime scene, will her DNA be found all over the crime scene and thus incriminate her? She's 12. Now that kid is a real Jalapeno @memes

Now that kid is a real Jalapeno @memes

Crime, Love, and Hair: Phil Nobile Jr. @PhilNobileJr My niece wants to know: if she donates her hair to Locks of Love, and the recipient of her hair commits a crime and leaves hair at the crime scene, will her DNA be found all over the crime scene and thus incriminate her? She's 12.

Gym, Shit, and Phil Heath: GENETICS DON'T WAKE YOU UP AT 5AM TO GET SHIT DONE Unless you’re Phil Heath 😂

Unless you’re Phil Heath 😂

Dad, Lil Bow Wow, and Nba: HIT THE PLAYERS' TRIBUNE B-R StubHub PHIL THANK YOU, KOBE. THANK YOU, HAKEEM. THANK YOU, MOM AND DAD. THANK YOU, KANSAS THANK YOU, PHILLY. THANK YOU, LIL' BOW WOW. THANK YOU, RANDOM WHITE PEOPLE. JOEL EMBIID ON THOSE THAT HELPED HIM GET TO THE NBA Shoutout Lil' Bow Wow 😂

Shoutout Lil' Bow Wow 😂

Soccer, Sports, and Record Scratch Freeze Frame: *record scratch *freeze frame* "Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how l got here..." It’s rough being Phil Jones these days

It’s rough being Phil Jones these days

God, Homeless, and Hospital: Philip Lewis @Phil_ Lewis Just beat up a homeless woman so she can go to hospital ana have a bed to sleep on #godsplan e.. God bless

God bless

Dank, Homeless, and Hospital: Philip Lewis @Phil Lewis Just beat up a homeless woman so she can go to hospital ana have a bed to sleep on Gods plan

Gods plan

Hoe, Memes, and 🤖: Philip Lewis @Phil_Lewis_ Me: Lord give me a sign The Lord: The Hoe mah gawd!! 😭 @yahomiejc @yahomiejc @yahomiejc

Hoe mah gawd!! 😭 @yahomiejc @yahomiejc @yahomiejc

Dude, Fucking, and Funny: Phil Tinkles @fuckgandalf_7 Saw this dude faking a fucking couples hand shot Or he’s wanted for murder and faking an alibi.. the world may never know

Or he’s wanted for murder and faking an alibi.. the world may never know

Dude, Fucking, and Ironic: Phil Tinkles @fuckgandalf_7 Saw this dude faking a fucking couples hand shot @apiecebyguy is such a sad man

@apiecebyguy is such a sad man

Club, Memes, and Savage: Thierry Nyann @nyannthierry Follow Phil Neville in Pre-Season: Man United will be the closest to Man City in title race Phil Neville after MatchDay 2: When I said Man United will be close to Man City, I meant, tney are the club closest to the Ettihad Stadium Phil Neville is savage 😂 https://t.co/tcdla5KYsV

Phil Neville is savage 😂 https://t.co/tcdla5KYsV

Memes, Patriotic, and Slick: Uncle Phil out here thinking he's slick playing for the Patriots ALAN BRANCH 16PFF POSITION RANK! 26THou 😂 https://t.co/1HCt5ZePS6

😂 https://t.co/1HCt5ZePS6

Dude, Fucking, and Funny: Phil Tinkles @fuckgandalf_7 Saw this dude faking a fucking couples hand shot Lmaoo im weakk😂💀💀

Lmaoo im weakk😂💀💀

Crazy, Dude, and Fucking: Phil Tinkles @fuckgandalf_7 Saw this dude faking a fucking couples hand shot This guy is crazy Cr @apiecebyguy

This guy is crazy Cr @apiecebyguy

Nfl, Patriotic, and Slick: Uncle Phil out here thinking he's slick playing for the Patriots ALAN BRANCH 6 PEFPOSITION RANK 26 TH ou OH

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Memes, Emojis, and Movie: IGN @IGN 18h Let's see those emojis!IlI DESCRIBE YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE USING ONLY EMOJIS phil @philk_12 Replying to @IGN 10:17 PM Aug 16, 2018 My favorite! via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2MW4HIu

My favorite! via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2MW4HIu

Fall, Thank You, and Putin: Philip Swift @philswiftontv Why did the Soviet Union fall apart Imao.Why don't thay just put it back together with F 5,19 18. 2:33 P lex Tape EMLUSIVE LIVEI bre ethe.communist brotherhood BREAKING NEWSR PUTIN ANNOUNCES SOVIET UNION 2 21:17 "THANK YOU PHIL, VERY coOLI PUTIN

Donald Trump, Kanye, and Black: Philip Lewis @Phil_Lewis Kimmel: "You famously said George Bush doesn't care about Black people It makes me wonder what makes you think Donald Trump does, or any people at all?" Kanye: "... ........... 😂

........... 😂

Dank, Teacher, and Meerkat: meerkat_phil_and_ulyana trying to hide behind my mates when teacher picks someone. By meerkat_phil_and_ulyana | IG

trying to hide behind my mates when teacher picks someone. By meerkat_phil_and_ulyana | IG

Alive, Best, and Dank Memes: the disrespect. it's "first things first rest in peace uncle phil, foreal." Cristobal Ledezma @cledezma09 Nobody is ever going to be able to say "first things first" without immediately saying/ thinking "I'm the realest" BEST PAPPER ALVE2 1C Comment the best rapper alive

Comment the best rapper alive

Smashing, Wow, and Smash Bros: PHIL SWIFT Damages Into Dual AGON Wow the new Smash Bros is going to be amazing!

Wow the new Smash Bros is going to be amazing!

Memes, National Hockey League (NHL), and Hair: Current NHL players with vintage flow and facial hair BaT DOW CONNOR McDAVID C EDMONTON OILERS ALEXANDER OVECHKIN L.WII PHIL KESSEL SIDNEY CROSBY CAPITALSPENGUINS ENGUTN center contin BarDown IRPLE LEAF ORTH STARPREDATORS IGHT WING PATRIK LAINE EFENSE STON MATTHEWS CENT EIS GUIN CE P.K. SUBBAN I would pay just to see this happen for just one season @bardown

I would pay just to see this happen for just one season @bardown

Dude, Life, and Memes: "Listen dude, sarcasm will get you nowhere in life" "Well it got me to the Sarcasm World Championships in Peru back in 98" "Really?" "No" Nice one Phil! via /r/memes <a href="https://ift.tt/2uP00ZO">https://ift.tt/2uP00ZO</a>

Nice one Phil! via /r/memes <a href="https://ift.tt/2uP00ZO">https://ift.tt/2uP00ZO</a>

Funny, National Hockey League (NHL), and Jets: JOHN TAVARES MAPLE SIDN PENGUINSCROSE DREW DOUGHTY DE PREDATORS Ds DEFENSE RIGHT WING BD PATRIK LAINE JETS CONNOR MCDAVID C EDMONTON OILERS MAPLE LERFS BarDown PHIL KESSEL PENGUINS Bar Down NORTH STAR ar Down TYLER AGE These 'retro' NHL trading cards

These 'retro' NHL trading cards

College, Memes, and Money: WE WILL USE TAXPAYER MONEY TO SEND ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS TO COLLEGE FOR FREE PHIL MURPHY NEW JERSEY GOVERNOR MY WIFE AND I BOTH WORK FULL TIME AND STILL CANNOT AFFORD TO SEND OUR OWN KIDS TO COLLEGE... WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE?? This is wrong!

This is wrong!

Fuck, Girl Memes, and Back: Fuck him and don't call back Dr Phil Ugh. So wise.

Ugh. So wise.

<h2>Ships</h2>Week Ending July 16th, 20181. <a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/klance">Klance </a> Keith & La...

Soccer, Running, and Eden Hazard: Phil Jones when he sees Eden Hazard running at him https://t.co/UKaN2bAefn

Phil Jones when he sees Eden Hazard running at him https://t.co/UKaN2bAefn

Tumblr, Ugly, and Blog: IMAGINE Dan and Phil come to the orphanage where you live Dan: I want HER Phil: IDK... she's kind of ugly Dan: Phil...it's whats on the inside that counts:) they adopt you <a href="https://patron-saint-of-smart-asses.tumblr.com/post/175858855499/confusedimmortal-who-tf-sat-down-and-made-this" class="tumblr_blog">patron-saint-of-smart-asses</a>: <blockquote><a href="https://confusedimmortal.tumblr.com/post/175858773609/who-tf-sat-down-and-made-this-creation-of-satan" class="tumblr_blog">confusedimmortal</a>:<blockquote>who tf sat down and made this creation of satan</blockquote> <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mZHrjydhp9oUbxMGBDJA8rw">@libertarirynn</a> i would rather read those kidnapping fics you told me about </blockquote> The sweet embrace of death would be great right now. Anybody got some sweet embrace of death?

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Cheating, Memes, and News: ABC7 Eyewitness News * @ABC7 Plane forced to land after passenger uses sleeping husband's finger to unlock phone, finds out he's cheating on her abc7la/2hfajiP QATAR Philip Lewis @Phil Lewis PADT I'm really trying to imagine the kinda hell you have to raise in order for them to land the whole plane Well

Well

<h2>Ships</h2>Week Ending July 9th, 20181. <a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/klance">Klance</a> Keith &a...

Funny, Will Smith, and Uncle Phil: This photo of Will Smith bungee jumping looks exactly like Uncle Phil Wait.....what?

Wait.....what?

Ass, Honda, and Love: Pool Shapes obvious Rectangle Grecian Casket Bendy Boy 11 (I D C ID @ ) Devin's Hole Lil Hamster Hot Dog Sick Ass Dragon Dr. Phil Blood Nipple Side Nipple Love Divorce oVERCUBE Shark Infested 2004 Honda Tortured Man athtub Swirling Abyss Civic follow my backup account @jennasmemebank my brother posts for me for now ill use it if i get disabled again

follow my backup account @jennasmemebank my brother posts for me for now ill use it if i get disabled again

America, Hello, and Tumblr: Phil Lester@AmazingPhil 1rm As I'm in America on the 4th of July I intend to eat an entire hot dog while maintaining eye contact with a bald eagle Seth Everman @SethEverman Replying to @AmazingPhil hello i can be the bald eagle 10:00 pm 4 Jul 2018 <a href="http://mylivingphantasy.tumblr.com/post/175551950309/phan-who-i-only-know-pheth" class="tumblr_blog">mylivingphantasy</a>:<blockquote>Phan who I only know Pheth</blockquote> listen…………..

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<h2>Ships</h2>Week Ending July 2nd, 20181. <a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/klance">Klance </a> Keith & Lan...

Memes, Liverpool F.C., and Luis Suarez: LIVERPOOL m delighted to have agreed a new deal with Liverpool and have my uture secured for the long term. LUIS SUAREZ,SIGNS A NEW LONG TERM CONTRACT,WITH t LIVERPOOL WITH IN A YEAR PHIL COUTINHO SIGNS A NEWAR LONG TERMCONTRACT WITH- WITH IN AYER LIVERPOOL MOHAMMED SALAH SIGNS A NEW LONG TERM CONTRACTWITH LIVERPOOL. CAN YOU SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING? Mo Salah signs new contract

Mo Salah signs new contract

Friends, Lebron, and Cave: B R 10 23 PHIL 23 23 AkER CAVALİER LeBron with his friends in “The Decision Cave.”

LeBron with his friends in “The Decision Cave.”

Memes, News, and Police: POLICE U.S. NEWS NEWS OFFICE SHOOTING Jun 28 | A shooter has been reported at the office of the Capital Gazette in Annapolis, Maryland. Multiple injuries and some fatalities reported An active shooter has been reported at the office of the Capital Gazette in Annapolis, Maryland. Multiple injuries and some fatalities reported. ___ Annapolis police, Anne Arundel County police and officials from the office of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms are on the scene and are evacuating the building. ___ Gazette reporter Phil Davis shared his experience on twitter. He wrote: - “A single shooter shot multiple people at my office, some of whom are dead. There is nothing more terrifying than hearing multiple people get shot while you’re under your desk and then hear the gunman reload.” ___ The Capital Gazette is owned by the Baltimore Sun.

An active shooter has been reported at the office of the Capital Gazette in Annapolis, Maryland. Multiple injuries and some fatalities repor...

Flexing, Tumblr, and Blog: Warning: Flex tape doesnt prevent you from being betrayed and beaten FLE SEAL FAMILYO PRODUC lastantly Sious Leaks FLEX TAPE PHIL SWIFT TAR <a href="http://mariosbrother.tumblr.com/post/169488804700/i-sawed-this-snoke-in-half" class="tumblr_blog">mariosbrother</a>:<blockquote>I SAWED THIS SNOKE IN HALF</blockquote>

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Dicks, Fucking, and Sorry: Philip DeFranco Follow @PhillyD What's with YT conferences and people throwing security under the bus for just trying to do their fucking jobs? It's one thing to not plan properly. It's a complete other to trash the people you've put in an unreasonable position. Disconnected elitist trash move. #TanaCon BITCHIMBELLATHORNE@bellathorne Security can be such dicks some times I'm fucking sorry guys 9:33 PM 22 Jun 2018 1,134 Retweets 14,523 Likes ㎝ 몽き圈覅0480 <a href="http://tanamongeauexposed.tumblr.com/post/175186189617/tell-her-phil" class="tumblr_blog">tanamongeauexposed</a>: <blockquote>TELL HER PHIL</blockquote>

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<h2>Ships</h2>Week Ending June 25th, 20181. <a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/klance">Klance</a> Keith & La...

$Baseball, Carrie Fisher, and Complex: <a href="https://jackofallwhatsnew.tumblr.com/post/175181801577/an-average-sized-person-ineedfeminismbecuz" class="tumblr_blog">jackofallwhatsnew</a>: <blockquote><a href="https://an-average-sized-person.tumblr.com/post/175180661577/ineedfeminismbecuz-an-average-sized-person" class="tumblr_blog">an-average-sized-person</a>:<blockquote> <a href="http://ineedfeminismbecuz.tumblr.com/post/175175790460/an-average-sized-person-celticpyro" class="tumblr_blog">ineedfeminismbecuz</a>: <blockquote> <a href="https://an-average-sized-person.tumblr.com/post/175175012287/celticpyro-devil-may-cry-baby" class="tumblr_blog">an-average-sized-person</a>: <blockquote> <a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/175174833629/devil-may-cry-baby-an-average-sized-person" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>: <blockquote> <a href="http://devil-may-cry-baby.tumblr.com/post/175168215330/an-average-sized-person-fullmetal-fabulous" class="tumblr_blog">devil-may-cry-baby</a>: <blockquote> <a href="https://an-average-sized-person.tumblr.com/post/175167710562/fullmetal-fabulous-sleepyyseraph" class="tumblr_blog">an-average-sized-person</a>: <blockquote> <a href="http://fullmetal-fabulous.tumblr.com/post/174915311987/sleepyyseraph-adamneilcallaby-oarv-going" class="tumblr_blog">fullmetal-fabulous</a>: <blockquote> <a href="http://sleepyyseraph.tumblr.com/post/165253576641/adamneilcallaby-oarv-going-through-day-after" class="tumblr_blog">sleepyyseraph</a>: <blockquote> <a href="http://adamneilcallaby.tumblr.com/post/162640635063" class="tumblr_blog">adamneilcallaby</a>: <blockquote> <a href="http://oarv.tumblr.com/post/157964421887/going-through-day-after-day-of-excruciating-work" class="tumblr_blog">oarv</a>: <blockquote>“Going through day after day of excruciating work was almost unbearable. Jack Nicholson’s character had to be crazy and angry all the time. And in my character I had to cry 12 hours a day, all day long, the last nine months straight, five or six days a week. I was there a year and a month, and there must be something to Primal Scream therapy, because after the day was over and I’d cried for my 12 hours … After all that work, hardly anyone even criticized my performance in it, even to mention it, it seemed like. The reviews were all about Kubrick, like I wasn’t there.” - Shelly Duvall, December 1980</blockquote> To give a little more perspective on just how horrific this film was, I need to give people some information: Since retiring from acting in 2002, Shelley Duvall has lived a reclusive and isolated life. However, in November of 2016, USA Today reported that she appeared to be suffering from mental illness. And then later that month, to an incredible amount of hype, Shelley appeared on the Dr. Phil show where she basically looked unrecognisable, seemed delusional and talked about people trying to kill her. The episode basically confirmed there rumours. You can find videos/clips of the interview on youtube, however I won’t link it because it’s upsetting and disrespectful. After the interview aired, Vivian Kubrick, daughter of The Shining director Stanley Kubrick, described the interview as “exploitative entertainment” and “appallingly cruel”. The show then received a lot of backlash (rightly so) and a number of other chat shows started discussing it (again, there’s some videos of these on youtube) Now, how does this all connect to The Shining, you ask? To quote Wikipedia: “Jack Nicholson states in the documentary Stanley Kubrick: A Life in Pictures, that Kubrick was great to work with but that he was “a different director” with Duvall. Because of Kubrick’s methodical nature, principal photography took a year to complete. Kubrick and Duvall argued frequently, although Duvall later said she learned more from working with Kubrick on The Shining than she did on all her earlier films. In order to give The Shining the psychological horror it needed, director Stanley Kubrick antagonised his actors. The film’s script was changed so often that Nicholson stopped reading each draft. Kubrick intentionally isolated Duvall and argued with her often. Duvall was forced to perform the iconic and exhausting baseball bat scene 127 times. Afterwards, Duvall presented Kubrick with clumps of hair that had fallen out due to the extreme stress of filming.” One year of solid filming. She had to cry, panic and be scared for 12 hours a day, seven days a week, nine months straight. She was isolated and antagonised by the director. She had to perform the baseball bat scene 127 times in a row (that’s her crying and screaming, and Jack Nicholson being hit) And to top it all of, Jack and Kubrick get all the attention while she gets ignored? From my own personal experience of mental illness, being exposed to feelings of fear and distress for prolonged periods of time can cause the brain to learn and expect it. I’m not saying that filming The Shining caused Shelley Duvall to develop mental illness, I am stating that whether the movie brought out an existing condition, or prepared the bed for something to eventually develop, filming The Shining has a direct correlation with Shelley Duvall suffering from mental illness. Next time you watch the movie, bare that in mind. It’s much sadder. Side note: Three years prior to filming, her partner of two years, Paul Simon, walked off with her friend Carrie Fisher, after she introduced the two. So there’s that too. </blockquote> Far too many directors love/loved tormenting their lead actresses. Hitchcock, Lars von Trier, David O. Russell, Bertolucci, Abdellatif Kechiche, and many more. What’s especially insulting to Duvall is that not only was she subjected to this treatment, but her performance has been largely unappreciated and even often ridiculed. </blockquote> This is why any time people say what a ~masterpiece~ the shining is I have to roll my eyes. It’s especially frustrating when the convo is “lol yeah kubrik was the worst, but made a really good movie.” No, kubrik was awful, it’s awful and it’s shameful to celebrate that, period. </blockquote> (Not so) Fun fact: Stanley Kubrick was a far-right social darwinist who considered democracy “a noble failure”. It shows. </blockquote> Another fun fact: Stephen King HATES Kubrick’s The Shining because of how it portrayed Shelley’s character. He has said that Kubrick’s version made her into a sexist stereotype and not at all like the woman he wrote in his novel. </blockquote> God that’s awful. And you know, maybe people didn’t like her performance because she just looked like a wreck constantly, so Kubrick’s “method acting” actually made it worse. </blockquote> And you somehow have the fucking idiocy to be an anti-feminist? </blockquote> My dude, this has fuck all to do with feminism. Especially third wave feminism. </blockquote> It has literally everything to do with feminism. Patriarchal society let Kubrick get away with it because he was a Genius™ and turned Shelley Duvall into a punchline. </blockquote> Female actors aren’t the only people who have awful experiences. Male actors have been abused as well and been documented many of times.(<a href="http://madamenoire.com/492931/men-who-were-sexually-assaulted/">x</a>)(<a href="https://screenrant.com/times-actors-were-completely-abused-on-movie-sets/">x</a>) Actors in general has had a history of abuse with their directors, from horrible treatments to sexual abuse for both male and female. Kubrick has abused his male actors too, but of course didn’t know that in our patriarchal society no didn’t you. This has nothing to do with feminism but directors being dicks to their actors for their personal gain or for their art. Get over yourself.</blockquote> Directors being cruel megalomaniacs with a God complex is nothing new and certainly not exclusive to female actresses.AlsoSaying everything like thisdoesn’t make your point any stronger <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mWk_Fago5SyKpyXk-KOUmbw">@an-average-sized-person</a> $