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![pirates of the caribbean: espite the security
systems now installed
inside all of Disneyland's
attractions (and the monitors being
watched by park employees hidden
from view), couples will still try to
have sex while on the "dark" rides
such as Pirates of the Caribbean
or It's a Small World], apparently
not realizing that the cameras
are infrared and can pick up their
every move. On occasion they are
stopped with a warning over the
loudspeaker; other times, as they
exit, they are met with applause
from knowing cast members
l think this is the most hilarious thing
eutsticstevonnie
the storybook font is what does it for me
deemey
Ok so I have a story. I worked Fantasyland (Dumbo) at Magic Kingdom. We
had a girl transfer from Pirates of the Caribbean. And she told me the most
amazing story
So Pirates is down (shocking) And this particular boat is stopped at the first
big scene, Where Barbosa is on the ship yelling for Jack Sparrow.
Anyway the boat has been stopped for about 15 minutes at this point, and
there's a couple sitting alone in the back. So the guy decides that nothing
gets him in a better mood than the smell of water that hasn't been changed
in roughly 50 years, and convinces his girlfriend to blow him.
Now this girl is in the booth, along with the coordinator, watching this go
down. Literally. There's not much they can do to stop it at this point, other
than notify security. Then another problem arises. The guy finishes, and the
girl makes the motion to spit.
In. The. Fucking. Water
Now if that load is released into the water, thats an automatic biohazard, and
the ride is shut down for weeks. The water is removed, the ride path is
scrubbed, along with the ride vehicles, and then new water is brought in.
Costing the company thousands of dollara and pissed off tourists. The worst
combination on this earth
Panicking at this predicament, the coordinator grabs the mic in the control
booth and says:
"Spitting is for quitters."
This echoes over the bitching of guests and 50 year old audio of pirates
commiting various crimes.
The look on this woman's face was priceless. She gazes up, as if Walt
himself commanded her from the grave, and swallows.
I'm told the ride started 5 minutes later and the couple ran out from the exit
queue as fast as they could
And this is why you dont fuck at Disney. Because cast members will call you
out and it will be the highlight of our day
Sex at Disneyland](https://pics.onsizzle.com/espite-the-security-systems-now-installed-inside-all-of-disneylands-42606474.png)
![pirates of the caribbean: espite the security
systems now installed
inside all of Disneyland's
attractions (and the monitors being
watched by park employees hidden
from view], couples will still try to
have sex while on the "dark" rides
(such as Pirates of the Caribbean
or It's a Small World], apparently
not realizing that the cameras
are infrared and can pick up their
every move. On occasion they are
stopped with a warning over the
loudspeaker; other times, as they
exit, they are met with applause
From knowing cast members.
DISNEYLAND
FACT
fuckin-georg:
deerney:
autisticstevonnie:
thatdisneyworldblog:
I think this is the most hilarious thing
the storybook font is what does it for me
Ok so I have a story. I worked Fantasyland (Dumbo) at Magic Kingdom. We had a girl transfer from Pirates of the Caribbean. And she told me the most amazing story.
So Pirates is down (shocking) And this particular boat is stopped at the first big scene, Where Barbosa is on the ship yelling for Jack Sparrow.
Anyway the boat has been stopped for about 15 minutes at this point, and there’s a couple sitting alone in the back. So the guy decides that nothing gets him in a better mood than the smell of water that hasn’t been changed in roughly 50 years, and convinces his girlfriend to blow him.
Now this girl is in the booth, along with the coordinator, watching this go down. Literally. There’s not much they can do to stop it at this point, other than notify security. Then another problem arises. The guy finishes, and the girl makes the motion to spit.
In. The. Fucking. Water.
Now if that load is released into the water, thats an automatic biohazard, and the ride is shut down for weeks. The water is removed, the ride path is scrubbed, along with the ride vehicles, and then new water is brought in. Costing the company thousands of dollara and pissed off tourists. The worst combination on this earth.
Panicking at this predicament, the coordinator grabs the mic in the control booth and says:
“Spitting is for quitters.”
This echoes over the bitching of guests and 50 year old audio of pirates commiting various crimes.
The look on this woman’s face was priceless. She gazes up, as if Walt himself commanded her from the grave, and swallows.
I’m told the ride started 5 minutes later and the couple ran out from the exit queue as fast as they could.
And this is why you dont fuck at Disney. Because cast members will call you out and it will be the highlight of our day.
SPITTING IS FOR QUITTERS](https://pics.onsizzle.com/espite-the-security-systems-now-installed-inside-all-of-disneylands-42390920.png)
![pirates of the caribbean: espite the security
systems now installed
inside all of Disneyland's
attractions (and the monitors being
watched by park employees hidden
from view], couples will still try to
have sex while on the "dark" rides
such as Pirates of the Caribbean
or It's a Small World], apparently
not realizing that the cameras
are infrared and can pick up their
every move. On occasion they are
stopped with a warning over the
loudspeaker; other times, as they
exit, they are met with applause
rom knowing cast members.
thatdisneyworldblog
l think this is the most hilarious thing
autisticstevonnie
the storybook font is what does it for
deerney
Ok so I have a story. I worked Fantasyland (Dumbo) at Magic Kingdom. We had a girl transfer from
Pirates of the Caribbean. And she told me the most amazing story
So Pirates is down (shocking) And this particular boat is stopped at the first big scene, Where
Barbosa is on the ship yelling for Jack Sparrow
Anyway the boat has been stopped for about 15 minutes at this point, and there's a couple sitting
alone in the back. So the guy decides that nothing gets him in a better mood than the smell of
water that hasn't been changed in roughly 50 years, and convinces his girlfriend to blow him.
Now this girl is in the booth, along with the coordinator, watching this go down. Literally. There's not
much they can do to stop it at this point, other than notify security. Then another problem arises.
The guy finishes, and the girl makes the motion to spit.
In. The. Fucking. Water.
Now if that load is released into the water, thats an automatic biohazard, and the ride is shut down
for weeks. The water is removed, the ride path is scrubbed, along with the ride vehicles, and then
new water is brought in. Costing the company thousands of dollara and pissed off tourists. The
worst combination on this earth.
Panicking at this predicament, the coordinator grabs the mic in the control booth and says:
Spitting is for quitters.
This echoes over the bitching of guests and 50 year old audio of pirates commiting various crimes
The look on this woman's face was priceless. She gazes up, as if Walt himself commanded her
from the grave, and swallows
I'm told the ride started 5 minutes later and the couple ran out from the exit queue as fast as they
cou
And this is why you dont fuck at Disney. Because cast members will call you out and it will be the
highlight of our day
225,723 notes Sep 21st, 2018
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