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    platinum: breezeinmonochromenight:

JoJoā€™s Bizarre Adventure, but Star Platinum sounds like an angry Pikachu 
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                platinum: breezeinmonochromenight:

JoJoā€™s Bizarre Adventure, but Star Platinum sounds like an angry Pikachu 
                
                

                
            

            
            
breezeinmonochromenight:

JoJoā€™s Bizarre Adventure, but Star Platinum sounds like an angry Pikachu 

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    platinum: pk-platinum:

his clothes are so big.. but he is so small.. im crying a little
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                platinum: pk-platinum:

his clothes are so big.. but he is so small.. im crying a little
                
            

            
            
pk-platinum:

his clothes are so big.. but he is so small.. im crying a little

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            







    platinum: Trade Pokmon
 Auricular Nintendo DS
 and secrets
 with your
 friends!
 Trade you my
 WeaVile
 Cor
 MUnChla
 ays some
 nintendo
 Wi-Fi
 MunChlax
 is pretty hot..
 fry again.
 Go to
 NintendoWiFi.comm
 to get started!
 Selection may vary at retail. Games, system, and headset sold separately.
 PokƩde
tabaquis-barking:
kiyotakamine:

kiyotakamine:
munchlax is pretty hot
happy 10 year anniversary of munchlax being pretty hot

Actually know what reblogging again bc the girl with the white ds knows what the FUCK is up and pink girl is either a dumbass or a scammer. 
In DPP (Diamond/Pearl/Platinum) sneasel shows up on five different routes, and then evolves into weavile when leveled with a razor claw at night. Razor claws arenā€™t hard to find either, so while thereā€™s minimal effort involved here, weavile isnā€™t really special.
Munchlax, though? Jesus fuck. Jesus fucking christ. Munchlax in DPP is one of the most difficult PokĆ©mon in ANY of the gamesā€”if not the absolute most difficult. DPP has a mechanic where you could slather honey on certain trees, and six hours later a PokĆ©mon would turn up on the tree. Several of the PokĆ©mon you could get this way were common, but some could ONLY be obtained from honey trees. You couldnā€™t change the DS systemā€™s time to speed things up, because the trees ran on their own counterā€”so you HAD to wait six hours for a PokĆ©mon to show up.
It gets worse. There were 21 of these honey trees in the game, and regardless of the treeā€™s location, and tree could summon any of the ā€œhoney tree PokĆ©monā€¦ā€
Except. Fucking. Munchlax.
Only FOUR trees in the game had the potential to summon Munchlax. Which trees, you ask? Guess. No, literally, take a fucking guessā€”because the four trees that can summon Munchlax are decided at random based on your trainer ID and secret ID. There is NO way to determine which trees they are unless you feel like hacking into your gameā€™s data and then doing some weird complicated math.
Thatā€™s not all. You thought that was all? You thought Munchlax was a merciful god that would take pity on your tiny, pathetic body? Oh no. Not even close. Munchlax isnā€™t done with you yet, Munchlax is going to peel you like a fucking mango and laugh while you cry. 
Munchlax only has a 1% encounter rate. 
ONE. PERCENT. As in 1/100. 
So to recapā€”4/21 honey trees (and you donā€™t know which ones) have a 1% chance of summoning this little motherfucker once every six hours. Thatā€™s it. No fast tracking, no cheats, and no workarounds. Munchlax in DPP is the holy grail of hard to find PokĆ©mon.
And pinky here has the AUDACITY to offer the MUCH more easily obtainable weavile for it. Fuck that. Fuck that!!! White DS girl knows what the FUCK is up!!!
In conclusion;
Munchlax is pretty hotā€¦ Try again.

Bitch. 

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                platinum: Trade Pokmon
 Auricular Nintendo DS
 and secrets
 with your
 friends!
 Trade you my
 WeaVile
 Cor
 MUnChla
 ays some
 nintendo
 Wi-Fi
 MunChlax
 is pretty hot..
 fry again.
 Go to
 NintendoWiFi.comm
 to get started!
 Selection may vary at retail. Games, system, and headset sold separately.
 PokƩde
tabaquis-barking:
kiyotakamine:

kiyotakamine:
munchlax is pretty hot
happy 10 year anniversary of munchlax being pretty hot

Actually know what reblogging again bc the girl with the white ds knows what the FUCK is up and pink girl is either a dumbass or a scammer. 
In DPP (Diamond/Pearl/Platinum) sneasel shows up on five different routes, and then evolves into weavile when leveled with a razor claw at night. Razor claws arenā€™t hard to find either, so while thereā€™s minimal effort involved here, weavile isnā€™t really special.
Munchlax, though? Jesus fuck. Jesus fucking christ. Munchlax in DPP is one of the most difficult PokĆ©mon in ANY of the gamesā€”if not the absolute most difficult. DPP has a mechanic where you could slather honey on certain trees, and six hours later a PokĆ©mon would turn up on the tree. Several of the PokĆ©mon you could get this way were common, but some could ONLY be obtained from honey trees. You couldnā€™t change the DS systemā€™s time to speed things up, because the trees ran on their own counterā€”so you HAD to wait six hours for a PokĆ©mon to show up.
It gets worse. There were 21 of these honey trees in the game, and regardless of the treeā€™s location, and tree could summon any of the ā€œhoney tree PokĆ©monā€¦ā€
Except. Fucking. Munchlax.
Only FOUR trees in the game had the potential to summon Munchlax. Which trees, you ask? Guess. No, literally, take a fucking guessā€”because the four trees that can summon Munchlax are decided at random based on your trainer ID and secret ID. There is NO way to determine which trees they are unless you feel like hacking into your gameā€™s data and then doing some weird complicated math.
Thatā€™s not all. You thought that was all? You thought Munchlax was a merciful god that would take pity on your tiny, pathetic body? Oh no. Not even close. Munchlax isnā€™t done with you yet, Munchlax is going to peel you like a fucking mango and laugh while you cry. 
Munchlax only has a 1% encounter rate. 
ONE. PERCENT. As in 1/100. 
So to recapā€”4/21 honey trees (and you donā€™t know which ones) have a 1% chance of summoning this little motherfucker once every six hours. Thatā€™s it. No fast tracking, no cheats, and no workarounds. Munchlax in DPP is the holy grail of hard to find PokĆ©mon.
And pinky here has the AUDACITY to offer the MUCH more easily obtainable weavile for it. Fuck that. Fuck that!!! White DS girl knows what the FUCK is up!!!
In conclusion;
Munchlax is pretty hotā€¦ Try again.

Bitch. 

                
            

            
            
tabaquis-barking:
kiyotakamine:

kiyotakamine:
munchlax is pretty hot
happy 10 year anniversary of munchlax being pretty hot

Actually kn...