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Driving, Dude, and Fucking: @TEEJUS So l just started driving for uber and Lyft and I've been getting a lot more compliments on my music since generalizing my passengers by 1 of these playlists Playlists Edit Heady bros 14 songs white dudes who look like they like rap 17 songs basic 20-30s 24 songs 30+ 13 songs quiet ppl 21 songs POC 16 songs f**king hipsters 30 songs WM early 20s 16 songs early 20s fem 18 songs <p><a href="http://unrussledjimmys.tumblr.com/post/175815319550/thegaybean-tastefullyoffensive-via-teejus" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">unrussledjimmys</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://thegaybean.tumblr.com/post/171350417709/tastefullyoffensive-via-teejus-in-case-yall" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">thegaybean</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/171349790473/via-teejus" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>(via <a href="https://twitter.com/TEEJUS___/status/967554582401478656" target="_blank">teejus</a>)</p></blockquote> <p>in case y'all wanna follow these playlists</p> <ul><li> <a href="https://open.spotify.com/user/1233130761/playlist/0Qn0Xnc21WBysgvSWcQhBm" target="_blank">Heady bros</a><br/></li> <li> <a href="https://open.spotify.com/user/1233130761/playlist/1vu4qw8WgRXE3PRuGVuHKT" target="_blank">white dudes who look like they like rap</a><br/></li> <li> <a href="https://open.spotify.com/user/1233130761/playlist/7ys3yO5WqfxIY5CyYmRM4R" target="_blank">basic 20-30s</a><br/></li> <li> <a href="https://open.spotify.com/user/1233130761/playlist/4PbZJhY2HiMvxi5B9SsyB4" target="_blank">30+</a><br/></li> <li> <a href="https://open.spotify.com/user/1233130761/playlist/05WqgKxtpOYCKS2jxpN4mx" target="_blank">quiet ppl</a><br/></li> <li> <a href="https://open.spotify.com/user/1233130761/playlist/2kU6iiDaYbGHFjY0LuNgud" target="_blank">POC</a><br/></li> <li> <a href="https://open.spotify.com/user/1233130761/playlist/16G2C6037YjZ6IDfPpFRiu" target="_blank">fucking hipsters</a><br/></li> <li> <a href="https://open.spotify.com/user/1233130761/playlist/5OLRneHsUVnr0uTnx3QLe1" target="_blank">WM early 20s</a><br/></li> <li> <a href="https://open.spotify.com/user/1233130761/playlist/0QvyE8UaYE0PKqbYIWfdY7" target="_blank">early 20s fem</a><br/></li> </ul><p>there are many other gems on this dude’s account</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1280" data-orig-width="719"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f2f38d7db2fbe4eb68c92f6e3ba00d48/tumblr_pbrd74Bj9M1rwjllr_540.png" data-orig-height="1280" data-orig-width="719"/></figure><p>This is the guy</p> </blockquote>
Driving, Dude, and Fucking: @TEEJUS
 So l just started driving for uber and Lyft
 and I've been getting a lot more
 compliments on my music since
 generalizing my passengers by 1 of these
 playlists

 Playlists
 Edit
 Heady bros
 14 songs
 white dudes who look like they like rap
 17 songs
 basic 20-30s
 24 songs
 30+
 13 songs
 quiet ppl
 21 songs

 POC
 16 songs
 f**king hipsters
 30 songs
 WM early 20s
 16 songs
 early 20s fem
 18 songs
<p><a href="http://unrussledjimmys.tumblr.com/post/175815319550/thegaybean-tastefullyoffensive-via-teejus" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">unrussledjimmys</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://thegaybean.tumblr.com/post/171350417709/tastefullyoffensive-via-teejus-in-case-yall" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">thegaybean</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/171349790473/via-teejus" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>(via <a href="https://twitter.com/TEEJUS___/status/967554582401478656" target="_blank">teejus</a>)</p></blockquote>

<p>in case y'all wanna follow these playlists</p>
<ul><li>
<a href="https://open.spotify.com/user/1233130761/playlist/0Qn0Xnc21WBysgvSWcQhBm" target="_blank">Heady bros</a><br/></li>
<li>
<a href="https://open.spotify.com/user/1233130761/playlist/1vu4qw8WgRXE3PRuGVuHKT" target="_blank">white dudes who look like they like rap</a><br/></li>
<li>
<a href="https://open.spotify.com/user/1233130761/playlist/7ys3yO5WqfxIY5CyYmRM4R" target="_blank">basic 20-30s</a><br/></li>
<li>
<a href="https://open.spotify.com/user/1233130761/playlist/4PbZJhY2HiMvxi5B9SsyB4" target="_blank">30+</a><br/></li>
<li>
<a href="https://open.spotify.com/user/1233130761/playlist/05WqgKxtpOYCKS2jxpN4mx" target="_blank">quiet ppl</a><br/></li>
<li>
<a href="https://open.spotify.com/user/1233130761/playlist/2kU6iiDaYbGHFjY0LuNgud" target="_blank">POC</a><br/></li>
<li>
<a href="https://open.spotify.com/user/1233130761/playlist/16G2C6037YjZ6IDfPpFRiu" target="_blank">fucking hipsters</a><br/></li>
<li>
<a href="https://open.spotify.com/user/1233130761/playlist/5OLRneHsUVnr0uTnx3QLe1" target="_blank">WM early 20s</a><br/></li>
<li>
<a href="https://open.spotify.com/user/1233130761/playlist/0QvyE8UaYE0PKqbYIWfdY7" target="_blank">early 20s fem</a><br/></li>
</ul><p>there are many other gems on this dude’s account</p>
</blockquote>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1280" data-orig-width="719"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f2f38d7db2fbe4eb68c92f6e3ba00d48/tumblr_pbrd74Bj9M1rwjllr_540.png" data-orig-height="1280" data-orig-width="719"/></figure><p>This is the guy</p>
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unrussledjimmys: thegaybean: tastefullyoffensive: (via teejus) in case y'all wanna follow these playlists Heady bros white dudes who lo...

Anaconda, Bitch, and Charlie: 'queen bitch Zinnia' @ZJemptv-3m Is this a real song? This reads like something Charlie would sing on Always Sunny Ding Dong, It's Me (the Weird Man) By: The Big Bopper Oooo0ooooooooh Good Morning! Wake up, you sweet darlin! Ding dong goes the doorbell, baby I'm yellin at you, sweet baby lady Ooooooh, scrumptious! I am the big weird man Knocking on your door Wake up, baby, I brought a ham Owwwwwcheewahwah, toddler Ding Dong Ding Dong Ding Dong I'm here now wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wee wah wow my mom was Humpty Dumpty My dad was Dracula <p><a href="http://deadbilly.tumblr.com/post/169002723547/shitpost-senpai-thebeachboys" class="tumblr_blog">deadbilly</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://shitpost-senpai.tumblr.com/post/168978655805/thebeachboys-askinnyblackman-korolevcross" class="tumblr_blog">shitpost-senpai</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://thebeachboys.tumblr.com/post/168740718457/askinnyblackman-korolevcross" class="tumblr_blog">thebeachboys</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://askinnyblackman.tumblr.com/post/161745524882/korolevcross-somethinggenericyetfunny" class="tumblr_blog">askinnyblackman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://korolevcross.tumblr.com/post/151650152637">korolevcross</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://somethinggenericyetfunny.tumblr.com/post/151629156133">somethinggenericyetfunny</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tripropellant.tumblr.com/post/151622456753">tripropellant</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i looked this guy up to check if this was real and almost every single video on youtube that has audio of his music is blocked in the USA and doesn’t even show up unless you see them in playlists</p> </blockquote> <p>For those that want to listen to it, it’s even better than you’re imagining.</p> <p><a href="http://vocaroo.com/i/s1H2mSa41a0J">http://vocaroo.com/i/s1H2mSa41a0J</a><br/></p> </blockquote> <p>what the fuck is going on. surely this is by someone else this can’t actually be a real song. “i am the big weird man” doesn’t even turn up any results on Google so either you made this song on the spot or it’s a 100% real thing by the big bopper himself</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="459" data-orig-height="344" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D7tcygOGHsWY"><iframe width="540" height="405" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/7tcygOGHsWY?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure></blockquote> <p>fun fact: the reason this is so rare is the recording was actually found at the site of the plane crash that killed him, ritchie valens, and buddy holly, and remained unreleased for some time. the heat from the crash warped the master tape a bit, which gives the recording its slightly wavy out of tune feeling. regardless, it survived, while the three rock and roll pioneers did not. Very eerie.. </p> </blockquote> <figure data-orig-height="250" data-orig-width="250"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c663796d079d3205ce4dd185c91b93ed/tumblr_inline_p1lf7iKEza1s3cj0w_540.gif" data-orig-height="250" data-orig-width="250"/></figure></blockquote> <p>That recording sounds way too modern to be authentic. The drums especially sound like a drum machine. </p></blockquote>
Anaconda, Bitch, and Charlie: 'queen bitch Zinnia' @ZJemptv-3m
 Is this a real song? This reads like something Charlie would sing on
 Always Sunny
 Ding Dong, It's Me
 (the Weird Man)
 By: The Big Bopper
 Oooo0ooooooooh Good Morning!
 Wake up, you sweet darlin!
 Ding dong goes the doorbell, baby
 I'm yellin at you, sweet baby lady
 Ooooooh, scrumptious!
 I am the big weird man
 Knocking on your door
 Wake up, baby, I brought a ham
 Owwwwwcheewahwah, toddler
 Ding Dong Ding Dong Ding Dong
 I'm here now
 wah wah wah wah wah wah
 wah wah wah wee wah wow
 my mom was Humpty Dumpty
 My dad was Dracula
<p><a href="http://deadbilly.tumblr.com/post/169002723547/shitpost-senpai-thebeachboys" class="tumblr_blog">deadbilly</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://shitpost-senpai.tumblr.com/post/168978655805/thebeachboys-askinnyblackman-korolevcross" class="tumblr_blog">shitpost-senpai</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://thebeachboys.tumblr.com/post/168740718457/askinnyblackman-korolevcross" class="tumblr_blog">thebeachboys</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://askinnyblackman.tumblr.com/post/161745524882/korolevcross-somethinggenericyetfunny" class="tumblr_blog">askinnyblackman</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://korolevcross.tumblr.com/post/151650152637">korolevcross</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://somethinggenericyetfunny.tumblr.com/post/151629156133">somethinggenericyetfunny</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tripropellant.tumblr.com/post/151622456753">tripropellant</a>:</p>
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<p>i looked this guy up to check if this was real and almost every single video on youtube that has audio of his music is blocked in the USA and doesn’t even show up unless you see them in playlists</p>
</blockquote>
<p>For those that want to listen to it, it’s even better than you’re imagining.</p>
<p><a href="http://vocaroo.com/i/s1H2mSa41a0J">http://vocaroo.com/i/s1H2mSa41a0J</a><br/></p>
</blockquote>
<p>what the fuck is going on. surely this is by someone else this can’t actually be a real song. “i am the big weird man” doesn’t even turn up any results on Google so either you made this song on the spot or it’s a 100% real thing by the big bopper himself</p>
</blockquote>
<figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="459" data-orig-height="344" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D7tcygOGHsWY"><iframe width="540" height="405" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/7tcygOGHsWY?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure></blockquote>
<p>fun fact: the reason this is so rare is the recording was actually found at the site of the plane crash that killed him, ritchie valens, and buddy holly, and remained unreleased for some time. the heat from the crash warped the master tape a bit, which gives the recording its slightly wavy out of tune feeling. regardless, it survived, while the three rock and roll pioneers did not. Very eerie.. </p>
</blockquote>
<figure data-orig-height="250" data-orig-width="250"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c663796d079d3205ce4dd185c91b93ed/tumblr_inline_p1lf7iKEza1s3cj0w_540.gif" data-orig-height="250" data-orig-width="250"/></figure></blockquote>
<p>That recording sounds way too modern to be authentic. The drums especially sound like a drum machine. </p></blockquote>

deadbilly: shitpost-senpai: thebeachboys: askinnyblackman: korolevcross: somethinggenericyetfunny: tripropellant: i looked this guy up...

Bad, Beyonce, and Booty: If you don't pet him, you're a monster. Pic: reddit u/coal the slaw @DrSmashlove So yesterday I had about 12 hours of work to knock out and as the night got older, I had to leave the warm, familiar confines of my go-to Mom-and-Pop coffee joints that serve coffee made with love, care, affection and human warmth (and therefore close early so that they wonderful baristas can go act in plays and paint paintings and do other artsy tings that allow them to form doves and angels and birds in yo latte) and head to the barren desert land that is Starbucks, where they serve piping-hot burnt sludge-water brewed from the charcoal grains of Hell. Literally Starbucks got a long term supply agreement with Satan where they pay half they net revenue to ol dude with the red goat face and long tail and in return he supply them with coffee that shouldn’t be served to maximum security prisoners bruv. BUT THEY OPEN 24-7 BECAUSE SATAN NEVER SLEEPS - HE’S ALWAYS WREAKING HAVOC (except during Ramadan 🤗😂). Anyway so I’m there and they got the nerve. The cot damn NERVE...to play a playlist where Jay and Beyoncé are followed by Johnny Cash which is followed by “Till the Lights Come On” by Sun Rai (I had to Google the lyrics. No offense Sun Rai u probably a star of some sort but ya music sound like booty cheeks NO OFFENSE 🤗). Who did this? Who is RESPONSIBLE for this? In addition to obtaining they coffee supply from Satan, do they also let him hook up the playlists? How I’m pose to concentrate when y’all playing Jakob Dylan followed by Echosmith? I have ADD. Is this playlist meant to melt the remaining shred of sanity I have? Y’all serve coffee that’s stronger than bad cocaine and y’all play music that is jarring, discordant and unharmonious - combine the two and I now have the subtle urge to punch a baby 🤗. Y’all absolutely some criminals for this lmao. Change that mermaid on ya cup to Lucifer because this is the last time I ever fux with y’all devilish establishment - AWAY FROM ME, SATAN! 🤗😂😂😂
Bad, Beyonce, and Booty: If you don't pet him, you're a monster.
 Pic: reddit u/coal the slaw
 @DrSmashlove
So yesterday I had about 12 hours of work to knock out and as the night got older, I had to leave the warm, familiar confines of my go-to Mom-and-Pop coffee joints that serve coffee made with love, care, affection and human warmth (and therefore close early so that they wonderful baristas can go act in plays and paint paintings and do other artsy tings that allow them to form doves and angels and birds in yo latte) and head to the barren desert land that is Starbucks, where they serve piping-hot burnt sludge-water brewed from the charcoal grains of Hell. Literally Starbucks got a long term supply agreement with Satan where they pay half they net revenue to ol dude with the red goat face and long tail and in return he supply them with coffee that shouldn’t be served to maximum security prisoners bruv. BUT THEY OPEN 24-7 BECAUSE SATAN NEVER SLEEPS - HE’S ALWAYS WREAKING HAVOC (except during Ramadan 🤗😂). Anyway so I’m there and they got the nerve. The cot damn NERVE...to play a playlist where Jay and Beyoncé are followed by Johnny Cash which is followed by “Till the Lights Come On” by Sun Rai (I had to Google the lyrics. No offense Sun Rai u probably a star of some sort but ya music sound like booty cheeks NO OFFENSE 🤗). Who did this? Who is RESPONSIBLE for this? In addition to obtaining they coffee supply from Satan, do they also let him hook up the playlists? How I’m pose to concentrate when y’all playing Jakob Dylan followed by Echosmith? I have ADD. Is this playlist meant to melt the remaining shred of sanity I have? Y’all serve coffee that’s stronger than bad cocaine and y’all play music that is jarring, discordant and unharmonious - combine the two and I now have the subtle urge to punch a baby 🤗. Y’all absolutely some criminals for this lmao. Change that mermaid on ya cup to Lucifer because this is the last time I ever fux with y’all devilish establishment - AWAY FROM ME, SATAN! 🤗😂😂😂

So yesterday I had about 12 hours of work to knock out and as the night got older, I had to leave the warm, familiar confines of my go-to Mo...