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Polo: Walmart Dress Code Freedom of Choice Walmart Associate Dress Code Color Guide You have a lot of freedom when dressing for work. Here's a range of the dress-code compliant colors Tops Lightest Darkest amkrii: akornzombie: siryouarebeingmocked: diarrheaworldstarhiphop: siryouarebeingmocked: friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt: thes3nator: counterclockworkminds: the-dao-of-the-zerg: left-reminders: “Freedom of choice” under capitalism Hey now, that looks like nearly 50% of a color! Half a color worth of freedom. You can’t get that with the competition, which requires you to wear exactly one shade. We give you five different shades! Innovation, that’s what this is. Raw, capitalistic innovation. Now you’ve got a full half a color worth of freedom. So, I worked for a big name department store. I was happy when I came in and they said I could pick my own outfits, I just had to stick to ‘dark colors’ (dark blue, red, black, etc) and look business professional. Oh and only ½ print at most (printed top). Coming from a call center (I went into retail to help pay for college) pretty much all of my current clothes were fine. It was great! I even could wear my red dress that everyone loved because it was ‘on brand’.A few months in I find out that the only reason I could wear color at all was because of a state supreme court decision that said forcing only one color counted as a uniform, and that if it was a uniform the company had to pay. So across the river my fellow associates could only wear black, but whatever ‘business professional’ clothes they wanted.What a liberal dress code! /s How come we haven’t seen any walmart employees wear dresscode compliant fursuits yet? wearing a different shade of blue fursuit each day of the work week is direct action. Is there any petty, inane thing that people like OP can’t blame on capitalism? Yes, OP would tooootallyyy love to go into a walmart in a hurry and be fucking confused as to who to ask for help cus every employee wears what ever the fuck they want I somehow got confused for an employee all the time even when my uniform didn’t match the joint I was in. Heck, I got mistaken the other day, when I waited around in a food store for someone in my Sunday best, even though all the employees were in t-shirts.Me, not the person. They must’ve thought I was security. Huh. I’ve been at my weekend job, in my work shirt (black polo with the company name embroidered on the sleeve, with name tag) and had people ask me “ do you work here? ” “No. I just cosplay as a Wal-mart employee because misery is my kink.”
Polo: Walmart Dress Code
 Freedom of Choice
 Walmart Associate Dress Code Color Guide
 You have a lot of freedom when dressing for work. Here's a range
 of the dress-code compliant colors
 Tops
 Lightest
 Darkest
amkrii:

akornzombie:

siryouarebeingmocked:

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:
siryouarebeingmocked:

friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt:

thes3nator:

counterclockworkminds:


the-dao-of-the-zerg:

left-reminders:
“Freedom of choice” under capitalism 
Hey now, that looks like nearly 50% of a color! Half a color worth of freedom. You can’t get that with the competition, which requires you to wear exactly one shade. We give you five different shades! Innovation, that’s what this is. Raw, capitalistic innovation. Now you’ve got a full half a color worth of freedom.

So, I worked for a big name department store. I was happy when I came in and they said I could pick my own outfits, I just had to stick to ‘dark colors’ (dark blue, red, black, etc) and look business professional. Oh and only ½ print at most (printed top). Coming from a call center (I went into retail to help pay for college) pretty much all of my current clothes were fine. It was great! I even could wear my red dress that everyone loved because it was ‘on brand’.A few months in I find out that the only reason I could wear color at all was because of a state supreme court decision that said forcing only one color counted as a uniform, and that if it was a uniform the company had to pay. So across the river my fellow associates could only wear black, but whatever ‘business professional’ clothes they wanted.What a liberal dress code! /s


How come we haven’t seen any walmart employees wear dresscode compliant fursuits yet?

wearing a different shade of blue fursuit each day of the work week is direct action.

Is there any petty, inane thing that people like OP can’t blame on capitalism?

Yes, OP would tooootallyyy love to go into a walmart in a hurry and be fucking confused as to who to ask for help cus every employee wears what ever the fuck they want

I somehow got confused for an employee all the time even when my uniform didn’t match the joint I was in. Heck, I got mistaken the other day, when I waited around in a food store for someone in my Sunday best, even though all the employees were in t-shirts.Me, not the person. They must’ve thought I was security.

Huh. I’ve been at my weekend job, in my work shirt (black polo with the company name embroidered on the sleeve, with name tag) and had people ask me “ do you work here? ”

“No. I just cosplay as a Wal-mart employee because misery is my kink.”

amkrii: akornzombie: siryouarebeingmocked: diarrheaworldstarhiphop: siryouarebeingmocked: friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt: thes3nator...

Polo: So many split ends Fiom constantly ripping ont hairclips robablu doesn'+ pluck her bvows « definitely doesn ' shave leqs seems like she would use 914 pencil egeliner From Walmart ace always looks like she » jndging j°u wears move clashing layers than a quirky side kick in ^ Disne Channel stcom probably has best hgene f the grop. but has hair that makes him look like he thinks gl is a rivetiny sport these eves have seen death wth less than 2.0/20 vision eyebags for days because he never sleeps constantlu chewing leaves, don't tesl me he never has shit stucx in his teeth Swper prominent Adam's apple dedicated to the light ofhi life, Adam Parrish wears polo ShirAs and boat shoe s basically every day, nothing I sa can maXe that wovSe than alreadu is robabl cu+5 his own hair actnallyprematu wrinKlina in hih school due tO acute stress this kid is about 2 seconds away From Falling apar t, let's not kid ourselves, his under - eye Shadows are ney leve l Ronan had to dream him vp loton ble ake care of his skin ppery this train wreck can'+ moisturi2e or Shoulders slumped permanently rom weiant of world Pfominent veins bjc he hes no chil he has no chill makes an uncomfortable amount of eye contact geis inationaily angry and suweaty whenever he sees a handsome boy (when clid he last shower??) he can arow a beard over night the Stmbble stvuq^le is real e+ raven has clawed holes in very shir^ he oun s 1 actual rotting corpse - o3 Probably appreciates bodly gitter though so that's a pluS charactersoverkisses: squidwithelbows:I see all your pretty fancasts of The Raven Cycle, and I raise you this. Please imagine how sweaty and awkward these weirdass teenagers must actually be. okay but actually tho! I keep seeing so many pretty models and they never quite feel right to me because lets be real here, these are teenagers (we’re hella gross, whether you wanna admit it or not) who like climb around in mountains and are awake at all hours of the night (blue’s the only one who sleeps for more than 3 hours a night), and as a result they are soooo not going to be model gorgeous 20 somethings. I’m like 500% for actual teenagers in the TV show that are like 900% messes!! 
Polo: So many split ends Fiom
 constantly ripping ont hairclips
 robablu doesn'+ pluck her bvows
 « definitely doesn ' shave leqs
 seems like she would use
 914 pencil egeliner From Walmart
 ace always looks like she » jndging j°u
 wears move clashing layers than
 a quirky side kick in ^ Disne
 Channel stcom

 probably has best hgene f the grop.
 but has hair that makes him look like
 he thinks gl is a rivetiny sport
 these eves have seen death wth
 less than 2.0/20 vision
 eyebags for days because he never sleeps
 constantlu chewing leaves, don't tesl
 me he never has shit stucx in his teeth
 Swper prominent Adam's apple
 dedicated to the light ofhi life, Adam Parrish
 wears polo ShirAs and boat shoe s
 basically every day, nothing I sa
 can maXe that wovSe than alreadu is

 robabl cu+5 his own hair
 actnallyprematu wrinKlina in
 hih school due tO acute stress
 this kid is about 2 seconds away From
 Falling apar t, let's not kid ourselves, his
 under - eye Shadows are ney leve l
 Ronan had to dream him vp loton ble
 ake care of his skin ppery
 this train wreck can'+ moisturi2e or
 Shoulders slumped permanently
 rom weiant of world

 Pfominent veins bjc he hes no chil
 he has no chill
 makes an uncomfortable amount
 of eye contact
 geis inationaily angry and suweaty
 whenever he sees a handsome boy
 (when clid he last shower??)
 he can arow a beard over night
 the Stmbble stvuq^le is real
 e+ raven has clawed holes
 in very shir^ he oun s
 1

 actual rotting corpse
 -
 o3
 Probably appreciates bodly gitter
 though so that's a pluS
charactersoverkisses:

squidwithelbows:I see all your pretty fancasts of The Raven Cycle, and I raise you this. Please imagine how sweaty and awkward these weirdass teenagers must actually be.
okay but actually tho! I keep seeing so many pretty models and they never quite feel right to me because lets be real here, these are teenagers (we’re hella gross, whether you wanna admit it or not) who like climb around in mountains and are awake at all hours of the night (blue’s the only one who sleeps for more than 3 hours a night), and as a result they are soooo not going to be model gorgeous 20 somethings. I’m like 500% for actual teenagers in the TV show that are like 900% messes!! 

charactersoverkisses: squidwithelbows:I see all your pretty fancasts of The Raven Cycle, and I raise you this. Please imagine how sweaty...

Polo: LEAGUE 32:37 ata <p>Cuando juntas dos imanes por el mismo polo.</p>
Polo: LEAGUE
 32:37 ata
<p>Cuando juntas dos imanes por el mismo polo.</p>

<p>Cuando juntas dos imanes por el mismo polo.</p>

Polo: Lace shorts for men are the new RompHim and honestly we're kinda here for them effeminnate: effeminnate: threefeline: floozys: gothhabiba: femoids: My dad’s a lawyer shorts meet my dad’s a CEO these are… “I’m in a fraternity at an Ivy League and think it gives me the right to talk to people however I want” shorts these are “I rate women on a scale of 1 to 10” shorts these shorts say “I want to be unexpected and daring, but not unexpected and daring enough to wear something that’s actually shaped substantively differently than the 37 pairs of khaki shorts Ralph Lauren polo shirts that I chill at my country club in, along with my boating shoes and the Rolex that my dad gave me upon graduation from high school that, as I will tell anyone who will listen, is real” these shorts say “in elementary school I was in the habit of meeting taunts of ‘my daddy could beat your daddy up’ with the response ‘my daddy could buy your daddy’ and I still get the occasional impulse to say that but it’s not really socially acceptable at this age so I expect these shorts to get that message across for me” these shorts say “I’m straight and I expect it to be obvious enough that I’m straight that I can get away with wearing these, please sleep with me” just wear some booty shorts like everyone else you miserable cowards none of that accurate this is a look literally do any of these men look straight to you  Also you can buy those shorts at their website, hologram city this is literally from this gay ass music video by cazwell, a gay rapper lmaoo. i….dont get how yall see this shit as str8 but it isnt and its rly obnoxious assuming that it was lol 🙄🙄🙄 how yall r rn
Polo: Lace shorts for men are the
 new RompHim and honestly
 we're kinda here for them
effeminnate:

effeminnate:


threefeline:


floozys:

gothhabiba:

femoids:
My dad’s a lawyer shorts meet my dad’s a CEO
these are… “I’m in a fraternity at an Ivy League and think it gives me the right to talk to people however I want” shorts
these are “I rate women on a scale of 1 to 10” shorts
these shorts say “I want to be unexpected and daring, but not unexpected and daring enough to wear something that’s actually shaped substantively differently than the 37 pairs of khaki shorts  Ralph Lauren polo shirts that I chill at my country club in, along with my boating shoes and the Rolex that my dad gave me upon graduation from high school that, as I will tell anyone who will listen, is real”
these shorts say “in elementary school I was in the habit of meeting taunts of ‘my daddy could beat your daddy up’ with the response ‘my daddy could buy your daddy’ and I still get the occasional impulse to say that but it’s not really socially acceptable at this age so I expect these shorts to get that message across for me”
these shorts say “I’m straight and I expect it to be obvious enough that I’m straight that I can get away with wearing these, please sleep with me”
just wear some booty shorts like everyone else you miserable cowards

none of that accurate this is a look

literally do any of these men look straight to you 
Also you can buy those shorts at their website, hologram city


this is literally from this gay ass music video by cazwell, a gay rapper lmaoo. i….dont get how yall see this shit as str8 but it isnt and its rly obnoxious assuming that it was lol 🙄🙄🙄


how yall r rn

effeminnate: effeminnate: threefeline: floozys: gothhabiba: femoids: My dad’s a lawyer shorts meet my dad’s a CEO these are… “I’m...

Polo: Winter Solstice <h2>Y esto explica los 6 meses de sol o de noche en el polo norte.</h2><p>Y la tierra plana.</p>
Polo: Winter
 Solstice
<h2>Y esto explica los 6 meses de sol o de noche en el polo norte.</h2><p>Y la tierra plana.</p>

<h2>Y esto explica los 6 meses de sol o de noche en el polo norte.</h2><p>Y la tierra plana.</p>

Polo: Polo meets beer pong @animalsdoingthings
Polo: Polo meets beer pong @animalsdoingthings

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