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Pooped: Baby was out in the sun all alone so I brought her back to momma ๐Ÿ˜ she may or may not have pooped on my arm ๐Ÿ˜‚ย Video by @happyhensandhighlands
Pooped: Baby was out in the sun all alone so I brought her back to momma ๐Ÿ˜ she may or may not have pooped on my arm ๐Ÿ˜‚ย Video by @happyhensandhighlands

Baby was out in the sun all alone so I brought her back to momma ๐Ÿ˜ she may or may not have pooped on my arm ๐Ÿ˜‚ย Video by @happyhensandhighl...

Pooped: I POOPED TODAY shiftythrifting:Found this one at my local thrift store in White Rock, NM!
Pooped: I POOPED
 TODAY
shiftythrifting:Found this one at my local thrift store in White Rock, NM!

shiftythrifting:Found this one at my local thrift store in White Rock, NM!

Pooped: toddler facebook from MOMMYSHORTS.com Ava B My mom thinks I'm going down for a nap when we get home. Bwahahaha. She's hilarious. Like Comment 2 minutes ago 15 toddlers like this. 1 minute ago Like 3 Luke A FYI- I convinced my mom I don't need a nap. Now she lets me watch TV every afternoon because SHE needs a break! WIN 23 seconds ago Like 14 Write a comment... Kara G I pooped in the bath tub while taking a bath last night and my mom had to scoop it up with a cup and flush it down the toilet. LMAO! Like Comment 4 minutes ago 12 toddlers like this Lila G I hope it wasn't one of my sippy cups, sis! 3 minutes ago via mobile Like s 2 Write a comment... Owen G Forgot the teacher's name at Gymboree today so called her Mommy. What's the big deal? Isn't that every woman's name? Like Comment 10 minutes ago 21 toddlers like this. Gillian H It's the woman in my house's name. 9 minutes ago Like 5 Thomas L Mine too! 5 minutes ago Like. Write a comment... Lee P My cat really looks like it needs it's tail pulled. Repeatedly. Like Comment 18 minutes ago 34 toddlers like this. Martin D So, here's the thing. I totally know how to use the potty. But Mommy keeps giving me treats if I make it seem like a surprise when I go. Psht. Diapers for life, yo. Like Comment 30 minutes ago 47 toddlers like this. Hannah W I stopped using diapers at 15 months. 22 minutes ago Like Charlie G UNLIKE 15 minutes ago Like 32 Write a comment.. KortneyA I opened all of my mom's tampons today and watched them expand in the toilet. It was awesome. You should all try this at home. Like Comment 34 minutes ago 16 toddlers like this. Cassie S Why did mommy walk into the laundry room?! Oh no, I don't think she's ever coming back! I'm going to be in the living room alone Like Comment 45 minutes ago 1 toddler likes this. Thomas L UPDATE: She came back. Sorry for the false alarm. 44 minutes ago Write a comment... Shelley B It's fun to ask for "no bubbles" once my bubble bath is ready. Like Comment 48 minutes ago 33 toddlers like this. Lucas N Is it bedtime yet? Because that's the time I like to announce I'm ready to eat my dinner Like Comment 1 hour ago 10 toddlers like this. Mark T I'm about to pretend I need to poop on the potty so... YES. 50 minutes ago Like 1 Write a comment... Nikki S Watch, I'm gonna ask for a red popsicle and when mom gives it to me, I'm going to scream 'I SAID PURPLE' and have a fit. Like Comment 1 hour ago 44 toddlers like this. Ella B Ha. I tried that yesterday with the blue sippy cup instead of the green one. SO MUCH FUN!!!! 54 minutes ago Like 4 Daniel N LOL. Moms are so easy to piss off 24 minutes ago Like- 23 Write a comment... MOMMYSHORTS.com you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com srsfunny:If Toddlers Could Actually Post On Facebook
Pooped: toddler facebook from MOMMYSHORTS.com
 Ava B
 My mom thinks I'm going down for a nap when we get home.
 Bwahahaha. She's hilarious.
 Like Comment 2 minutes ago
 15 toddlers like this.
 1 minute ago Like 3
 Luke A FYI- I convinced my mom I don't need a nap. Now she lets
 me watch TV every afternoon because SHE needs a break! WIN
 23 seconds ago Like 14
 Write a comment...
 Kara G
 I pooped in the bath tub while taking a bath last night and my mom
 had to scoop it up with a cup and flush it down the toilet. LMAO!
 Like Comment 4 minutes ago
 12 toddlers like this
 Lila G I hope it wasn't one of my sippy cups, sis!
 3 minutes ago via mobile Like s 2
 Write a comment...
 Owen G
 Forgot the teacher's name at Gymboree today so called her Mommy.
 What's the big deal? Isn't that every woman's name?
 Like Comment 10 minutes ago
 21 toddlers like this.
 Gillian H It's the woman in my house's name.
 9 minutes ago Like 5
 Thomas L Mine too!
 5 minutes ago Like.
 Write a comment...
 Lee P
 My cat really looks like it needs it's tail pulled. Repeatedly.
 Like Comment 18 minutes ago
 34 toddlers like this.
 Martin D
 So, here's the thing. I totally know how to use the potty. But Mommy
 keeps giving me treats if I make it seem like a surprise when I go.
 Psht. Diapers for life, yo.
 Like Comment 30 minutes ago
 47 toddlers like this.
 Hannah W I stopped using diapers at 15 months.
 22 minutes ago Like
 Charlie G UNLIKE
 15 minutes ago Like 32
 Write a comment..
 KortneyA
 I opened all of my mom's tampons today and watched them expand in
 the toilet. It was awesome. You should all try this at home.
 Like Comment 34 minutes ago
 16 toddlers like this.
 Cassie S
 Why did mommy walk into the laundry room?! Oh no, I don't think
 she's ever coming back! I'm going to be in the living room alone
 Like Comment 45 minutes ago
 1 toddler likes this.
 Thomas L UPDATE: She came back. Sorry for the false alarm.
 44 minutes ago
 Write a comment...
 Shelley B
 It's fun to ask for "no bubbles" once my bubble bath is ready.
 Like Comment 48 minutes ago
 33 toddlers like this.
 Lucas N
 Is it bedtime yet? Because that's the time I like to announce I'm
 ready to eat my dinner
 Like Comment 1 hour ago
 10 toddlers like this.
 Mark T I'm about to pretend I need to poop on the potty so... YES.
 50 minutes ago Like 1
 Write a comment...
 Nikki S
 Watch, I'm gonna ask for a red popsicle and when mom gives it to
 me, I'm going to scream 'I SAID PURPLE' and have a fit.
 Like Comment 1 hour ago
 44 toddlers like this.
 Ella B Ha. I tried that yesterday with the blue sippy cup
 instead of the green one. SO MUCH FUN!!!!
 54 minutes ago Like 4
 Daniel N LOL. Moms are so easy to piss off
 24 minutes ago Like- 23
 Write a comment...
 MOMMYSHORTS.com
 you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com
srsfunny:If Toddlers Could Actually Post On Facebook

srsfunny:If Toddlers Could Actually Post On Facebook

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 List Price:$4998
 Price: $9.99 $19.95 & FREE Returns or
 and colors. Details
 Size:
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 #
 Size Chart | Fit. As expected (50%
 Color: Red
 kGeorge Washington
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 Color Name:Red Size Name: Medium
 I wasn't ready for this shirt.
 Verified Purchase
 I bought it for a 4th of July party, thinking it would be a fun gag shirt. Little did I know. I pulled it out
 of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I mean
 pure Jack Daniel's" I strapped it on and my max bench press increased by a 100lbs. I wiped the
 whiskey from my face, looked in the mirror, and in my reflection I saw him behind me
 George Washington. Looking stern and powerful. He nodded once, an affirmation. I knew what I
 had to do.
 I flung myself from the bathroom window and this shirt literally turned me into a bald eagle, I flew
 over Iraq and pooped tomahawk missiles on ISIS positions, then I flew back home and turned into
 a 1967 Pontiac GTO and drove all night until I arrived at Pussytown.
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 * * * y 63 customer reviews
 List Price:$4998
 Price: $9.99 $19.95 & FREE Returns or
 and colors. Details
 Size:
 Select
 #
 Size Chart | Fit. As expected (50%
 Color: Red
 kGeorge Washington
 By on October 10, 2014
 Color Name:Red Size Name: Medium
 I wasn't ready for this shirt.
 Verified Purchase
 I bought it for a 4th of July party, thinking it would be a fun gag shirt. Little did I know. I pulled it out
 of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I mean
 pure Jack Daniel's" I strapped it on and my max bench press increased by a 100lbs. I wiped the
 whiskey from my face, looked in the mirror, and in my reflection I saw him behind me
 George Washington. Looking stern and powerful. He nodded once, an affirmation. I knew what I
 had to do.
 I flung myself from the bathroom window and this shirt literally turned me into a bald eagle, I flew
 over Iraq and pooped tomahawk missiles on ISIS positions, then I flew back home and turned into
 a 1967 Pontiac GTO and drove all night until I arrived at Pussytown.
<p><a href="https://novelty-gift-ideas.tumblr.com/post/174918852658/patriotic-american-flag-tank" class="tumblr_blog">novelty-gift-ideas</a>:</p><blockquote><p><b><a href="https://awesomage.com/patriotic-american-flag-tank/">

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Pooped: Patriotic American Flag TANK
 * * * y 63 customer reviews
 List Price:$4998
 Price: $9.99 $19.95 & FREE Returns or
 and colors. Details
 Size:
 Select
 #
 Size Chart | Fit. As expected (50%
 Color: Red
 kGeorge Washington
 By on October 10, 2014
 Color Name:Red Size Name: Medium
 I wasn't ready for this shirt.
 Verified Purchase
 I bought it for a 4th of July party, thinking it would be a fun gag shirt. Little did I know. I pulled it out
 of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I mean
 pure Jack Daniel's" I strapped it on and my max bench press increased by a 100lbs. I wiped the
 whiskey from my face, looked in the mirror, and in my reflection I saw him behind me
 George Washington. Looking stern and powerful. He nodded once, an affirmation. I knew what I
 had to do.
 I flung myself from the bathroom window and this shirt literally turned me into a bald eagle, I flew
 over Iraq and pooped tomahawk missiles on ISIS positions, then I flew back home and turned into
 a 1967 Pontiac GTO and drove all night until I arrived at Pussytown.
<p><a href="https://novelty-gift-ideas.tumblr.com/post/174918852658/patriotic-american-flag-tank" class="tumblr_blog">novelty-gift-ideas</a>:</p><blockquote><p><b><a href="https://awesomage.com/patriotic-american-flag-tank/">

Patriotic American Flag Tank</a><br/></b>

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