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Crying, Relationships, and Sex: <p><a href="https://takashi0.tumblr.com/post/175585881031/silentlycrazy-yelnatszeroni-yelnatszeroni" class="tumblr_blog">takashi0</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://silentlycrazy.tumblr.com/post/174873220039/yelnatszeroni-yelnatszeroni-pour-one-out-for" class="tumblr_blog">silentlycrazy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://yelnatszeroni.tumblr.com/post/174858796326/yelnatszeroni-pour-one-out-for-the-characters" class="tumblr_blog">yelnatszeroni</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://yelnatszeroni.tumblr.com/post/174858028051/pour-one-out-for-the-characters-who-were-placed" class="tumblr_blog">yelnatszeroni</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>pour one out for the “characters who were placed into dysfunctional/forced heterosexual relationships that are constantly romanticized for some reason” trio</p></blockquote> <p>and they’re all gay </p> </blockquote> <p>Ah yes. These poor characters in happy and loving relationships with members of the opposite sex. How tragic. How abused. I might spend the rest of the night crying.</p> </blockquote> <p>&gt; “characters who were placed into dysfunctional/forced heterosexual relationships that are constantly romanticized for some reason” </p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="762" data-orig-width="1200"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/57b960f1b9f8bc38e37a024fecd0dbae/tumblr_inline_pbcv1k0IoK1rcfaqx_540.jpg" data-orig-height="762" data-orig-width="1200"/></figure></blockquote>
Crying, Relationships, and Sex: <p><a href="https://takashi0.tumblr.com/post/175585881031/silentlycrazy-yelnatszeroni-yelnatszeroni" class="tumblr_blog">takashi0</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://silentlycrazy.tumblr.com/post/174873220039/yelnatszeroni-yelnatszeroni-pour-one-out-for" class="tumblr_blog">silentlycrazy</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://yelnatszeroni.tumblr.com/post/174858796326/yelnatszeroni-pour-one-out-for-the-characters" class="tumblr_blog">yelnatszeroni</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://yelnatszeroni.tumblr.com/post/174858028051/pour-one-out-for-the-characters-who-were-placed" class="tumblr_blog">yelnatszeroni</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>pour one out for the “characters who were placed into dysfunctional/forced heterosexual relationships that are constantly romanticized for some reason” trio</p></blockquote>

<p>and they’re all gay </p>
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<p>Ah yes. These poor characters in happy and loving relationships with members of the opposite sex. How tragic. How abused. I might spend the rest of the night crying.</p>
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“characters who were placed into dysfunctional/forced heterosexual relationships that are constantly romanticized for some reason”

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Blessed, Crying, and Sorry: @oscarewilde i received this comically large pencil asa gift several years ago and my first thought, understandably, was 'what the christ am i meant to do with this?" 工@oscarewilde. 1d the 2nd thought i had was: I'm Quite Certain I Could Ruin Someone's Day With This. And so a while ago i took it in with me to a lecture, hoping against hope that whichever poor Fool was unfortunate enough to sit next to me might have forgotten or misplaced their writing implement 3 0458 8,741 工@oscarewilde. 1d utilising The Pencil is also dependent on the person not using a laptop. So the chances of success are extraordinarily slim, and I've only managed to find suitable candidates three times in all of the dozens of occasions i've had The Pencil on my person 3 I @oscarewilde 1d i size up my target, watching them feign patting their pockets in vain for the ballpoint they so obviously left at home, and i wait, i wait for the blessed question.... Do You Have A Pen I Could Borrow? I @oscarewilde .1d 'Oh, i say, 'I'm so sorry; I only have a pencil.' 'That's fine!' i hear them say, distantly now, as the blood is rushing to my ears and i can barely hear them. I maintain a straight face. This is key to the delivery and the final blow 5 633 13.8K @oscarewilde 1d I reach into my bag for The Pencil. The look of utter dumbfounded misery as i hand it to the victim is unparalleled in its sweetness. In an instant their eyes flicker through the 5 stages of grief, landing on acceptance, as they realise it's This or Nothing 7 834 14.8K @oscarewilde 10 they Always take the pencil 67 2,088 33.5K <p><a href="http://prideprejudce.tumblr.com/post/175880112996/she-weaponized-her-gag-gift-im-crying" class="tumblr_blog">prideprejudce</a>:</p><blockquote><p>she weaponized her gag gift im crying</p></blockquote>
Blessed, Crying, and Sorry: @oscarewilde
 i received this comically large pencil asa
 gift several years ago and my first
 thought, understandably, was 'what the
 christ am i meant to do with this?"

 工@oscarewilde. 1d
 the 2nd thought i had was: I'm Quite
 Certain I Could Ruin Someone's Day With
 This. And so a while ago i took it in with
 me to a lecture, hoping against hope that
 whichever poor Fool was unfortunate
 enough to sit next to me might have
 forgotten or misplaced their writing
 implement
 3
 0458 8,741
 工@oscarewilde. 1d
 utilising The Pencil is also dependent on
 the person not using a laptop. So the
 chances of success are extraordinarily
 slim, and I've only managed to find
 suitable candidates three times in all of
 the dozens of occasions i've had The
 Pencil on my person
 3
 I @oscarewilde 1d
 i size up my target, watching them feign
 patting their pockets in vain for the
 ballpoint they so obviously left at home,
 and i wait, i wait for the blessed
 question.... Do You Have A Pen I Could
 Borrow?

 I @oscarewilde .1d
 'Oh, i say, 'I'm so sorry; I only have a
 pencil.' 'That's fine!' i hear them say,
 distantly now, as the blood is rushing to
 my ears and i can barely hear them. I
 maintain a straight face. This is key to
 the delivery and the final blow
 5
 633
 13.8K
 @oscarewilde 1d
 I reach into my bag for The Pencil. The
 look of utter dumbfounded misery as i
 hand it to the victim is unparalleled in its
 sweetness. In an instant their eyes flicker
 through the 5 stages of grief, landing on
 acceptance, as they realise it's This or
 Nothing
 7
 834
 14.8K

 @oscarewilde 10
 they Always take the pencil
 67
 2,088
 33.5K
<p><a href="http://prideprejudce.tumblr.com/post/175880112996/she-weaponized-her-gag-gift-im-crying" class="tumblr_blog">prideprejudce</a>:</p><blockquote><p>she weaponized her gag gift im crying</p></blockquote>

<p><a href="http://prideprejudce.tumblr.com/post/175880112996/she-weaponized-her-gag-gift-im-crying" class="tumblr_blog">prideprejudce</a>:<...

Blessed, Crying, and Sorry: @oscarewilde i received this comically large pencil asa gift several years ago and my first thought, understandably, was 'what the christ am i meant to do with this?" 工@oscarewilde. 1d the 2nd thought i had was: I'm Quite Certain I Could Ruin Someone's Day With This. And so a while ago i took it in with me to a lecture, hoping against hope that whichever poor Fool was unfortunate enough to sit next to me might have forgotten or misplaced their writing implement 3 0458 8,741 工@oscarewilde. 1d utilising The Pencil is also dependent on the person not using a laptop. So the chances of success are extraordinarily slim, and I've only managed to find suitable candidates three times in all of the dozens of occasions i've had The Pencil on my person 3 I @oscarewilde 1d i size up my target, watching them feign patting their pockets in vain for the ballpoint they so obviously left at home, and i wait, i wait for the blessed question.... Do You Have A Pen I Could Borrow? I @oscarewilde .1d 'Oh, i say, 'I'm so sorry; I only have a pencil.' 'That's fine!' i hear them say, distantly now, as the blood is rushing to my ears and i can barely hear them. I maintain a straight face. This is key to the delivery and the final blow 5 633 13.8K @oscarewilde 1d I reach into my bag for The Pencil. The look of utter dumbfounded misery as i hand it to the victim is unparalleled in its sweetness. In an instant their eyes flicker through the 5 stages of grief, landing on acceptance, as they realise it's This or Nothing 7 834 14.8K @oscarewilde 10 they Always take the pencil 67 2,088 33.5K <p><a href="http://prideprejudce.tumblr.com/post/175880112996/she-weaponized-her-gag-gift-im-crying" class="tumblr_blog">prideprejudce</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>she weaponized her gag gift im crying</p></blockquote>
Blessed, Crying, and Sorry: @oscarewilde
 i received this comically large pencil asa
 gift several years ago and my first
 thought, understandably, was 'what the
 christ am i meant to do with this?"

 工@oscarewilde. 1d
 the 2nd thought i had was: I'm Quite
 Certain I Could Ruin Someone's Day With
 This. And so a while ago i took it in with
 me to a lecture, hoping against hope that
 whichever poor Fool was unfortunate
 enough to sit next to me might have
 forgotten or misplaced their writing
 implement
 3
 0458 8,741
 工@oscarewilde. 1d
 utilising The Pencil is also dependent on
 the person not using a laptop. So the
 chances of success are extraordinarily
 slim, and I've only managed to find
 suitable candidates three times in all of
 the dozens of occasions i've had The
 Pencil on my person
 3
 I @oscarewilde 1d
 i size up my target, watching them feign
 patting their pockets in vain for the
 ballpoint they so obviously left at home,
 and i wait, i wait for the blessed
 question.... Do You Have A Pen I Could
 Borrow?

 I @oscarewilde .1d
 'Oh, i say, 'I'm so sorry; I only have a
 pencil.' 'That's fine!' i hear them say,
 distantly now, as the blood is rushing to
 my ears and i can barely hear them. I
 maintain a straight face. This is key to
 the delivery and the final blow
 5
 633
 13.8K
 @oscarewilde 1d
 I reach into my bag for The Pencil. The
 look of utter dumbfounded misery as i
 hand it to the victim is unparalleled in its
 sweetness. In an instant their eyes flicker
 through the 5 stages of grief, landing on
 acceptance, as they realise it's This or
 Nothing
 7
 834
 14.8K

 @oscarewilde 10
 they Always take the pencil
 67
 2,088
 33.5K
<p><a href="http://prideprejudce.tumblr.com/post/175880112996/she-weaponized-her-gag-gift-im-crying" class="tumblr_blog">prideprejudce</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>she weaponized her gag gift im crying</p></blockquote>

<p><a href="http://prideprejudce.tumblr.com/post/175880112996/she-weaponized-her-gag-gift-im-crying" class="tumblr_blog">prideprejudce</a>:<...

Bad, Butthurt, and Children: jini maxwell @astroblob 22h a lesbian couple i know just had a son redecorated accordingly Nailed it ALLOWED ALLO WED <p><a href="http://littlemisscancer.tumblr.com/post/175265567650/mogai-watch-the-boy-with-the-lolipops" class="tumblr_blog">littlemisscancer</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://mogai-watch.tumblr.com/post/175261435951/the-boy-with-the-lolipops-lastsonlost" class="tumblr_blog">mogai-watch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://the-boy-with-the-lolipops.tumblr.com/post/175176982662/lastsonlost-knightoflodis-lastsonlost" class="tumblr_blog">the-boy-with-the-lolipops</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/174827892597/knightoflodis-lastsonlost-cynfinnegan" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://knightoflodis.tumblr.com/post/174827552187/lastsonlost-cynfinnegan-noelleian" class="tumblr_blog">knightoflodis</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/174823615357/cynfinnegan-noelleian-lastsonlost" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://cynfinnegan.tumblr.com/post/174823494969/noelleian-lastsonlost-lastsonlost" class="tumblr_blog">cynfinnegan</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://noelleian.tumblr.com/post/174822914637/lastsonlost-lastsonlost" class="tumblr_blog">noelleian</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/174822642792/lastsonlost-ifyouaintdutch-youaintmuch" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/174822419117/ifyouaintdutch-youaintmuch-princessmalice" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://ifyouaintdutch-youaintmuch.tumblr.com/post/174777947695/princessmalice-loismacgiver" class="tumblr_blog">ifyouaintdutch-youaintmuch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://princessmalice.tumblr.com/post/174421718474/loismacgiver-disgruntledseagull" class="tumblr_blog">princessmalice</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://loismacgiver.tumblr.com/post/174417882509/disgruntledseagull-the-itchy-bitchy-spider" class="tumblr_blog">loismacgiver</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://disgruntledseagull.tumblr.com/post/174352083545/the-itchy-bitchy-spider-how-would-you-imagine" class="tumblr_blog">disgruntledseagull</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://the-itchy-bitchy-spider.tumblr.com/post/174296991928" class="tumblr_blog">the-itchy-bitchy-spider</a>:</p> <blockquote><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="301" data-orig-width="680"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9c4f465079c5b42a7100f8567644261e/tumblr_inline_p9dohqaBtG1s9e9ut_540.png" data-orig-height="301" data-orig-width="680"/></figure></blockquote> <p>How would you imagine the one boy would feel, as time went by, and it became clearer and clearer that one boy allowed was not so much a joke as a policy? <br/></p> <p>I’ll just say it outright.</p> <p> People who live their lives according to ideologies or doctrines that see men as inferior or unwanted are unfit parents for boys(at least).</p> <p>Anyone who has legitimate leanings in that direction should strongly consider not raising sons at all, but giving them away to a circus or a monastery or anywhere else that they will be treated like an equal instead.<br/></p> </blockquote> <h2><b>yall heard of jokes</b></h2> </blockquote> <p>“giving them away to a circus or monastery”</p> <p>is disgruntledseagull aware that it is not the year 1870 and it is especially not the year 870<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>As a man hating lesbian, who is raising a boy, this butthurt comment really made me crack up. 😂</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="594" data-orig-width="1358"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9f9117c365cd2babfe23aa74b4fb9a02/tumblr_inline_pa7vmdDrWB1sp5650_500.png" data-orig-height="594" data-orig-width="1358"/></figure><p>And this is why I feel bad for that child. You cannot build love on a foundation of hatred. I get that kid 3 years before something horrible happens.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1423" data-orig-width="1416"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b89788ad350614398566572437adf0d6/tumblr_inline_pa7vmd7d831sp5650_500.png" data-orig-height="1423" data-orig-width="1416"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1287" data-orig-width="1431"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c73e72f7266adf709d6423d16a89682a/tumblr_inline_pa7vmdW1GQ1sp5650_500.png" data-orig-height="1287" data-orig-width="1431"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1536" data-orig-width="1393"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/61f554eef8a366fe7c76290f182d0cc9/tumblr_inline_pa7vmcKO331sp5650_500.png" data-orig-height="1536" data-orig-width="1393"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Although I thought I made myself pretty clear I’m going to ask that those who don’t understand to perform a little social experiment. Ask a black person how do they feel when they’re told they’re one of the “ GOOD ONES.” Ask him how did he feel about the idea that you may hate their entire group but they’re the one exception.</p> <h2>Now try being that <b>ONE GOOD BOY while the rest of his gender is despised.</b> </h2> <p>I sincerely fear his parents are going to try to fix him as if he is a broken woman.</p> </blockquote> <blockquote><p><i> As a man hating lesbian, who is raising a boy </i><br/></p></blockquote> <h2>Y I K E S™</h2> </blockquote> <blockquote><p> <i>As a man hating lesbian, who is raising a boy <br/></i></p></blockquote> <p> I can imagine this poor boy is gonna be ten tons of fucked up in the head as he gets older.<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>I keep seeing the whole “getting older part” of wishful thinking. Somehow I don’t see him living long enough to grow into the thing they hate. Although that would imply that they don’t already hate them.</p> </blockquote> <p>Honestly, I see the joke in the original post. And it is a joke, as long as it was done in a tongue-in-cheek fashion where the original decorations are clearly a joke and a play on the classic “no boys/girls allowed” signs that we see children put up in media. Basically not something to be taken seriously. And that “man hating lesbian” part could also be a joke in a similar fashion, but I find that to be a harder sell because I have seen more bite and actually hatred behind that kind of label. </p> <p>I just hope the original couple is good natured and not actually prejudiced. </p> </blockquote> <p>One can only hope.</p> </blockquote> <p>‘As a man hating lesbian who is raising a boy’ </p> <p>Someone call the police and put that child in a safe place where is not with those two. </p> </blockquote> <p>Jesus god</p> </blockquote> <p style="">this thread is a trainwreck that i cannot keep my eyes off of.</p> </blockquote> <p>“Giving them away to a circus or monastery“ </p><p>???</p><p>“Sorry son but your mom and your other mom can’t bear to have penis in the house, so you’re off to live with the Carny folk“</p>
Bad, Butthurt, and Children: jini maxwell @astroblob 22h
 a lesbian couple i know just had a son
 redecorated accordingly
 Nailed it
 ALLOWED
 ALLO WED
<p><a href="http://littlemisscancer.tumblr.com/post/175265567650/mogai-watch-the-boy-with-the-lolipops" class="tumblr_blog">littlemisscancer</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://mogai-watch.tumblr.com/post/175261435951/the-boy-with-the-lolipops-lastsonlost" class="tumblr_blog">mogai-watch</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://the-boy-with-the-lolipops.tumblr.com/post/175176982662/lastsonlost-knightoflodis-lastsonlost" class="tumblr_blog">the-boy-with-the-lolipops</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/174827892597/knightoflodis-lastsonlost-cynfinnegan" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="http://knightoflodis.tumblr.com/post/174827552187/lastsonlost-cynfinnegan-noelleian" class="tumblr_blog">knightoflodis</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/174823615357/cynfinnegan-noelleian-lastsonlost" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://cynfinnegan.tumblr.com/post/174823494969/noelleian-lastsonlost-lastsonlost" class="tumblr_blog">cynfinnegan</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="http://noelleian.tumblr.com/post/174822914637/lastsonlost-lastsonlost" class="tumblr_blog">noelleian</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/174822642792/lastsonlost-ifyouaintdutch-youaintmuch" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/174822419117/ifyouaintdutch-youaintmuch-princessmalice" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="http://ifyouaintdutch-youaintmuch.tumblr.com/post/174777947695/princessmalice-loismacgiver" class="tumblr_blog">ifyouaintdutch-youaintmuch</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="https://princessmalice.tumblr.com/post/174421718474/loismacgiver-disgruntledseagull" class="tumblr_blog">princessmalice</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://loismacgiver.tumblr.com/post/174417882509/disgruntledseagull-the-itchy-bitchy-spider" class="tumblr_blog">loismacgiver</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://disgruntledseagull.tumblr.com/post/174352083545/the-itchy-bitchy-spider-how-would-you-imagine" class="tumblr_blog">disgruntledseagull</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://the-itchy-bitchy-spider.tumblr.com/post/174296991928" class="tumblr_blog">the-itchy-bitchy-spider</a>:</p>
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<p>How would you imagine the one boy would feel, as time went by, and it became clearer and clearer that one boy allowed was not so much a joke as a policy? <br/></p>
<p>I’ll just say it outright.</p>
<p> People who live their lives according to ideologies or doctrines that see men as inferior or unwanted are unfit parents for boys(at least).</p>
<p>Anyone who has legitimate leanings in that direction should strongly consider not raising sons at all, but giving them away to a circus or a monastery or anywhere else that they will be treated like an equal instead.<br/></p>
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<h2><b>yall heard of jokes</b></h2>
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<p>“giving them away to a circus or monastery”</p>
<p>is disgruntledseagull aware that it is not the year 1870 and it is especially not the year 870<br/></p>
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<p>As a man hating lesbian, who is raising a boy, this butthurt comment really made me crack up. 😂</p>
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<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="594" data-orig-width="1358"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9f9117c365cd2babfe23aa74b4fb9a02/tumblr_inline_pa7vmdDrWB1sp5650_500.png" data-orig-height="594" data-orig-width="1358"/></figure><p>And this is why I feel bad for that child. You cannot build love on a foundation of hatred. I get that kid 3 years before something horrible happens.</p>
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<p>Although I thought I made myself pretty clear I’m going to ask that those who don’t understand to perform a little social experiment.  Ask a black person how do they feel when they’re told they’re one of the “ GOOD ONES.” Ask him how did he feel about the idea that you may hate their entire group but they’re the one exception.</p>
<h2>Now try being that <b>ONE GOOD BOY while the rest of his gender is despised.</b>
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<p>I sincerely fear his parents are going to try to fix him as if he is a broken woman.</p>
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<blockquote><p><i>

As a man hating lesbian, who is raising a boy

</i><br/></p></blockquote>
<h2>Y I K E S™</h2>
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<i>As a man hating lesbian, who is raising a boy <br/></i></p></blockquote>
<p>

I can imagine this poor boy is gonna be ten tons of fucked up in the head as he gets older.<br/></p>
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<p>I keep seeing the whole “getting older part” of wishful thinking. Somehow I don’t see him living long enough to grow into the thing they hate. Although that would imply that they don’t already hate them.</p>
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<p>Honestly, I see the joke in the original post. And it is a joke, as long as it was done in a tongue-in-cheek fashion where the original decorations are clearly a joke and a play on the classic “no boys/girls allowed” signs that we see children put up in media. Basically not something to be taken seriously. And that “man hating lesbian” part could also be a joke in a similar fashion, but I find that to be a harder sell because I have seen more bite and actually hatred behind that kind of label. </p>
<p>I just hope the original couple is good natured and not actually prejudiced. </p>
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<p>One can only hope.</p>
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<p>‘As a man hating lesbian who is raising a boy’ </p>
<p>Someone call the police and put that child in a safe place where is not with those two. </p>
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<p>Jesus god</p>
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<p style="">this thread is a trainwreck that i cannot keep my eyes off of.</p>
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<p>“Giving them away to a circus or monastery“ </p><p>???</p><p>“Sorry son but your mom and your other mom can’t bear to have penis in the house, so you’re off to live with the Carny folk“</p>

<p><a href="http://littlemisscancer.tumblr.com/post/175265567650/mogai-watch-the-boy-with-the-lolipops" class="tumblr_blog">littlemisscancer...

Arthur, Beautiful, and Calvin Johnson: <p><a href="http://blackcrystalsrpg.tumblr.com/post/167417774769/ok-then-heres-some-info-about-starsio-story" class="tumblr_blog">blackcrystalsrpg</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>Ok then. Here’s some info about Starsio!!!!</p> <figure data-orig-width="1440" data-orig-height="1350" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/71f6cd92b17b1a3e75d6f2ca671c6b59/tumblr_inline_ozbew3hmMs1uswpmg_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="1440" data-orig-height="1350"/></figure><p><b>Story So Far</b></p> <p>Starsio is gifted with a beautiful voice. He worked as a street performer in his home town along with his friend, Melody. Starsio would sing his little heart out all day while Melody acted as the hype girl of the duo, gathering audience, getting the crowd excited and accepting/demanding money from onlookers. Life was hard for the two, but they managed to make ends meet somehow.<br/></p> <p>Here’s a sketch of Starsio and Melody back in the good ol’ days.</p> <figure data-orig-width="2072" data-orig-height="1888" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4878f5755149e7da5f46646a9345b58a/tumblr_inline_ozbe19Vj4Z1uswpmg_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="2072" data-orig-height="1888"/></figure><p>Melody doesn’t have a game sprite yet. Here are some sketches of her for the curious.</p> <figure data-orig-width="1456" data-orig-height="1556" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e0ab6ca20be5e8700ba232ecdfd77383/tumblr_inline_ozbehbgEF41uswpmg_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="1456" data-orig-height="1556"/></figure><p>Now back to the story!</p> <p>All of this changed though when one day Starsio was kidnapped off of the streets by a bunch of goons!!!!<br/></p> <p>Starsio was taken to the cabaret/brothel “Paprika”. This establishment is notorious for human trafficking and forced labor, however is protected by the Law Enforcement of Capital City. Starsio was forced to become a singer at Paprika. The boss there had heard of Starsio and his voice and decided he would be the perfect change the establishment needed in order to boost business.</p> <p>All of this was very hard on poor Starsio. At first he was helpless to do anything, however, not long after he was brought to Paprika, Starsio awakened a mysterious ability. He could suddenly <b>conjure fireflies that would do his bidding! </b>Here’s a WIP of his fire fly magic!</p> <figure data-orig-width="674" data-orig-height="451" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/00d981cae52fbd5ce4fc446664aaeb70/tumblr_inline_ozbeyk53WO1uswpmg_540.gif" alt="image" data-orig-width="674" data-orig-height="451"/></figure><p>Starsio did not understand how and why he had gained this ability, but he knew one thing for certain: it was time to escape. On a rainy night, not very different from the night he was kidnapped, Starsio sets off his escape plan with one last song….<br/></p> <p><b>Personality</b><br/></p> <p>Starsio is mild mannered and very polite. He gets irritated by things often but he never loses his temper. He is more of a passive aggressive type. He is also not a leader type of person. Back at home Melody acted as the leader of the two. However, Starsio steps up and assumes leadership when him and Arthur set their escape plan in motion. </p> <p>He also has an inner diva that comes out from time to time. Here’s a draft skill animation that kinda shows that side of him.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="411" data-orig-width="712"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d4ea718723cb6e1db0627d89d07ddde5/tumblr_inline_ozbgf4TTfI1uswpmg_540.gif" data-orig-height="411" data-orig-width="712"/></figure><p><b>Likes </b><br/></p> <p>CANDY. Think of the most unhealthy, more artificially colored, suger coated with 20 layers of glazing, stuffed with 10 types of custard, dipped in 15 types of chocolate candy, multiply by infinity, and then serve to Starsio. He LOVES unhealthy candy. Glow in the dark  and fluorescent candy is his favorite. </p> <p>In fact, candy items have bonus effects on him if used in battle! That’s how much he loves CANDY!!!!</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="185" data-orig-width="536"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ae531573b4f21c8c0b9480c4d7312cd9/tumblr_inline_ozbgk2SYM81uswpmg_540.png" data-orig-height="185" data-orig-width="536"/></figure><p><b>Fun Facts</b><br/></p> <p>I originally created Starsio when I was about 13-14 years old. He was a character in a story I wrote called “The Legend of the Black Crystals”. In that story, Starsio was Italian and was a mute. This is what he looked like back then! </p> <figure data-orig-width="600" data-orig-height="566" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3a685470735a704c6f5e12752d2a8eee/tumblr_inline_ozbfqk9HL31uswpmg_540.png" data-orig-width="600" data-orig-height="566"/></figure><p>I hope you guys found this post interesting. Until next time!</p> </blockquote>
Arthur, Beautiful, and Calvin Johnson: <p><a href="http://blackcrystalsrpg.tumblr.com/post/167417774769/ok-then-heres-some-info-about-starsio-story" class="tumblr_blog">blackcrystalsrpg</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p>Ok then. Here’s some info about Starsio!!!!</p>
<figure data-orig-width="1440" data-orig-height="1350" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/71f6cd92b17b1a3e75d6f2ca671c6b59/tumblr_inline_ozbew3hmMs1uswpmg_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="1440" data-orig-height="1350"/></figure><p><b>Story So Far</b></p>
<p>Starsio is gifted with a beautiful voice. He worked as a street performer in his home town along with his friend, Melody. Starsio would sing his little heart out all day while Melody acted as the hype girl of the duo, gathering audience, getting the crowd excited and accepting/demanding money from onlookers. Life was hard for the two, but they managed to make ends meet somehow.<br/></p>
<p>Here’s a sketch of Starsio and Melody back in the good ol’ days.</p>
<figure data-orig-width="2072" data-orig-height="1888" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4878f5755149e7da5f46646a9345b58a/tumblr_inline_ozbe19Vj4Z1uswpmg_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="2072" data-orig-height="1888"/></figure><p>Melody doesn’t have a game sprite yet. Here are some sketches of her for the curious.</p>
<figure data-orig-width="1456" data-orig-height="1556" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e0ab6ca20be5e8700ba232ecdfd77383/tumblr_inline_ozbehbgEF41uswpmg_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="1456" data-orig-height="1556"/></figure><p>Now back to the story!</p>
<p>All of this changed though when one day Starsio was kidnapped off of the streets by a bunch of goons!!!!<br/></p>
<p>Starsio was taken to the cabaret/brothel “Paprika”. This establishment is notorious for human trafficking and forced labor, however is protected by the Law Enforcement of Capital City. Starsio was forced to become a singer at Paprika. The boss there had heard of Starsio and his voice and decided he would be the perfect change the establishment needed in order to boost business.</p>
<p>All of this was very hard on poor Starsio. At first he was helpless to do anything, however, not long after he was brought to Paprika, Starsio awakened a mysterious ability. He could suddenly <b>conjure fireflies that would do his bidding! </b>Here’s a WIP of his fire fly magic!</p>
<figure data-orig-width="674" data-orig-height="451" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/00d981cae52fbd5ce4fc446664aaeb70/tumblr_inline_ozbeyk53WO1uswpmg_540.gif" alt="image" data-orig-width="674" data-orig-height="451"/></figure><p>Starsio did not understand how and why he had gained this ability, but he knew one thing for certain: it was time to escape. On a rainy night, not very different from the night he was kidnapped, Starsio sets off his escape plan with one last song….<br/></p>
<p><b>Personality</b><br/></p>
<p>Starsio is mild mannered and very polite. He gets irritated by things often but he never loses his temper. He is more of a passive aggressive type. He is also not a leader type of person. Back at home Melody acted as the leader of the two. However, Starsio steps up and assumes leadership when him and Arthur set their escape plan in motion. </p>
<p>He also has an inner diva that comes out from time to time. Here’s a draft skill animation that kinda shows that side of him.</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="411" data-orig-width="712"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d4ea718723cb6e1db0627d89d07ddde5/tumblr_inline_ozbgf4TTfI1uswpmg_540.gif" data-orig-height="411" data-orig-width="712"/></figure><p><b>Likes </b><br/></p>
<p>CANDY. Think of the most unhealthy, more artificially colored, suger coated with 20 layers of glazing, stuffed with 10 types of custard, dipped in 15 types of chocolate candy, multiply by infinity, and then serve to Starsio. He LOVES unhealthy candy. Glow in the dark  and fluorescent candy is his favorite. </p>
<p>In fact, candy items have bonus effects on him if used in battle! That’s how much he loves CANDY!!!!</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="185" data-orig-width="536"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ae531573b4f21c8c0b9480c4d7312cd9/tumblr_inline_ozbgk2SYM81uswpmg_540.png" data-orig-height="185" data-orig-width="536"/></figure><p><b>Fun Facts</b><br/></p>
<p>I originally created Starsio when I was about 13-14 years old. He was a character in a story I wrote called “The Legend of the Black Crystals”. In that story, Starsio was Italian and was a mute. This is what he looked like back then! </p>
<figure data-orig-width="600" data-orig-height="566" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3a685470735a704c6f5e12752d2a8eee/tumblr_inline_ozbfqk9HL31uswpmg_540.png" data-orig-width="600" data-orig-height="566"/></figure><p>I hope you guys found this post interesting. Until next time!</p>
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Anakin Skywalker, Dad, and Hayden Christensen: STARStar Wars Stuff @starwarstuff WAR Hayden Christensen will play for the #SoccerAid World XI this Sunday His player profile is genius HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN STRENGTH: ROUGH, GETS EVERYWHERE WEAKNESS: TENDENCY TO CHOKE AID SOCCER AID WORLD X OT HUB unicef& After starring as Anakin Skywalker in the second and third Star Wars prequels, will the force be with Hayden on Sunday night? 12:40 PM 08 Jun 18 <p><a href="https://xanadus-kira.tumblr.com/post/175061292579/ahsoka-tahno-kylostahp-dyingsighs" class="tumblr_blog">xanadus-kira</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://ahsoka-tahno.tumblr.com/post/175000203903/kylostahp-dyingsighs-xanadus-kira-i-love" class="tumblr_blog">ahsoka-tahno</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://kylostahp.tumblr.com/post/174822861827/dyingsighs-xanadus-kira-i-love-him-so-much" class="tumblr_blog">kylostahp</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://dyingsighs.tumblr.com/post/174770209344/xanadus-kira-i-love-him-so-much-hayden" class="tumblr_blog">dyingsighs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://xanadus-kira.tumblr.com/post/174706699649/i-love-him-so-much" class="tumblr_blog">xanadus-kira</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I love him so much</p></blockquote> <p>Hayden embracing the Sand meme.</p> </blockquote> <blockquote><p> #got that hot dad anakin look going on #and getting on for the age Vader was in ANH <br/></p></blockquote> <p>wow thanks for <i>that </i>vector of temporal inevitability angst I had never considered</p> </blockquote> <p>Update </p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1136" data-orig-width="640"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1a0b4644a79de86aa8283368d8b52929/tumblr_inline_pai7kvgzWE1qi54pn_500.png" data-orig-height="1136" data-orig-width="640"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Poor Hayden</p> </blockquote>
Anakin Skywalker, Dad, and Hayden Christensen: STARStar Wars Stuff
 @starwarstuff
 WAR
 Hayden Christensen will play for the
 #SoccerAid World XI this Sunday
 His player profile is genius
 HAYDEN
 CHRISTENSEN
 STRENGTH: ROUGH, GETS
 EVERYWHERE
 WEAKNESS: TENDENCY TO
 CHOKE
 AID
 SOCCER AID WORLD X
 OT
 HUB
 unicef&
 After starring as Anakin Skywalker in the
 second and third Star Wars prequels, will
 the force be with Hayden on Sunday night?
 12:40 PM 08 Jun 18
<p><a href="https://xanadus-kira.tumblr.com/post/175061292579/ahsoka-tahno-kylostahp-dyingsighs" class="tumblr_blog">xanadus-kira</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://ahsoka-tahno.tumblr.com/post/175000203903/kylostahp-dyingsighs-xanadus-kira-i-love" class="tumblr_blog">ahsoka-tahno</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="http://kylostahp.tumblr.com/post/174822861827/dyingsighs-xanadus-kira-i-love-him-so-much" class="tumblr_blog">kylostahp</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://dyingsighs.tumblr.com/post/174770209344/xanadus-kira-i-love-him-so-much-hayden" class="tumblr_blog">dyingsighs</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://xanadus-kira.tumblr.com/post/174706699649/i-love-him-so-much" class="tumblr_blog">xanadus-kira</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>I love him so much</p></blockquote>

<p>Hayden embracing the Sand meme.</p>
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#got that hot dad anakin look going on #and getting on for the age Vader was in ANH

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<p>wow thanks for <i>that </i>vector of temporal inevitability angst I had never considered</p>
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<p>Update </p>
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<p>Poor Hayden</p>
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<p><a href="https://xanadus-kira.tumblr.com/post/175061292579/ahsoka-tahno-kylostahp-dyingsighs" class="tumblr_blog">xanadus-kira</a>:</p><b...