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Af, Bad, and Big Sean: Sup @Dr Smash love Five episodes in, on Peaky Blinders. Five. MF. Episodes. And the first sex scene that came up had to be while I was on the COT DAMN ellip this morning (I won't say who was having sex on-screen because this show is amazing AF and I don't wanna spoil it). This time, the girl next to me, a lil blondie with the black yoga workout pants with like the horizontal hot pink racing stripe, at first seemed like she wasn't as approving. She sort of glanced and then looked away. I was like "my bad it's this show called Peaky Blinders it's not a porno lol I promise. Not that there's anything wrong with porn. You probably don't want porn. I don't watch porn either to be honest. I used to? You know what lemme stop, this hole I dug is deep enuf 😬." And she giggled and said "I don't watch that show but do you watch orange is the new black? It's pretty fucking awesome ☺️." To which I said "no! I'll watch it next 😊." And continued my workout. There's no moral to this story except to say that I'm never watching orange is the new black, it just seemed like the right thing to say πŸ˜‚. I've tried twice Bruh, I can't get into that show, but, from my experience, a first conversation with someone is not the place to express disapproval over something they like. "BIG SEAN? YOU LISTEN TO BIG SEAN? LMAO WOW HE'S TERRIBLE YOUR TASTE IN MUSIC IS BAD LOL DO YOU HAVE OTHER REDEEMING QUALITIES OR IS YOUR WHOLE SITUATION JUST, LIKE, IMBUED WITH BAD TASTE LMAO." I like to save those conversations for after we smash: "wait - you actually 'like' Big Sean - like you listen to him on purpose, not just when he's on the radio?" *pulls sheet over chest and genitalia* *gazes out the window* "I can't believe we copulated...you know I have to subtract you out of my number, right? I feel so dirty 😞". LOL but nah see Bruh after you've been intimate, you can be more honest in your teasing SavageLife πŸΈβ˜•οΈπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Af, Bad, and Big Sean: Sup
 @Dr Smash love
Five episodes in, on Peaky Blinders. Five. MF. Episodes. And the first sex scene that came up had to be while I was on the COT DAMN ellip this morning (I won't say who was having sex on-screen because this show is amazing AF and I don't wanna spoil it). This time, the girl next to me, a lil blondie with the black yoga workout pants with like the horizontal hot pink racing stripe, at first seemed like she wasn't as approving. She sort of glanced and then looked away. I was like "my bad it's this show called Peaky Blinders it's not a porno lol I promise. Not that there's anything wrong with porn. You probably don't want porn. I don't watch porn either to be honest. I used to? You know what lemme stop, this hole I dug is deep enuf 😬." And she giggled and said "I don't watch that show but do you watch orange is the new black? It's pretty fucking awesome ☺️." To which I said "no! I'll watch it next 😊." And continued my workout. There's no moral to this story except to say that I'm never watching orange is the new black, it just seemed like the right thing to say πŸ˜‚. I've tried twice Bruh, I can't get into that show, but, from my experience, a first conversation with someone is not the place to express disapproval over something they like. "BIG SEAN? YOU LISTEN TO BIG SEAN? LMAO WOW HE'S TERRIBLE YOUR TASTE IN MUSIC IS BAD LOL DO YOU HAVE OTHER REDEEMING QUALITIES OR IS YOUR WHOLE SITUATION JUST, LIKE, IMBUED WITH BAD TASTE LMAO." I like to save those conversations for after we smash: "wait - you actually 'like' Big Sean - like you listen to him on purpose, not just when he's on the radio?" *pulls sheet over chest and genitalia* *gazes out the window* "I can't believe we copulated...you know I have to subtract you out of my number, right? I feel so dirty 😞". LOL but nah see Bruh after you've been intimate, you can be more honest in your teasing SavageLife πŸΈβ˜•οΈπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Five episodes in, on Peaky Blinders. Five. MF. Episodes. And the first sex scene that came up had to be while I was on the COT DAMN ellip th...

Bless Up, Memes, and Milf: when u see ur new replacement @DrSmashlove Ladies make your man feel special. Use your words. Make it about HIM. U feel me? Make homeboy feel like the pizza boy in the porno who get used by the sex-hangry MILF who honestly was just craving pizza and now she's being bent over her sectional ☺️. Don't text him "omg I'm horny". Text him: "OMG I'm horny for you". Another good one: "baby I'm burning for you." U feel me? Like u got a STD in your Punani and his PP is the cot damn antibiotic antidote πŸ’‰. "I'm at my desk touching myself where are you." <- 100% hit rate. Now I know what u thinking. "This is the fuckery I signed up for? U men need your egos stroked THIS badly?" Well...yes πŸ˜‚. U look at yo man and see a grown ass human with hair under his balls. What u don't realize is that this man still has the basic emotional intelligence of a cautious, insecure first grader in Osh Kosh B'gosh overalls and ProKeds sneakers. He still liable to piss hisself if circumstances get to that. U feel me? He crying at the bus stop. He need a mama. Reassure him that he's your everything - emotionally, sexually, etc. And men for chrissake do the same (I'll do a part 2 where I talk about how men should sweet-talk their woman). TALK DIRTY TO EACH OTHER DAMMIT LET THEM KNOW YOU FUCKS WITH THEM. See a lot of y'all Bruh? Y'all in relationships but u done fell into a rut. "Hey babe." "Hey." "How's work." "Great." "Hey Melissa and Ted want to meet at Bottlefork at 8." "OK great." "Hey did you get the dry cleaning I'm out of shirts". "No, crap. I'll get it after work." "Ok." "Ok." "Love you." "Ok love you too." Bruh. Y'all done turned into robots. Ladies tonight I want u to try something different. When u making boring ass plans with your man and boring ass Melissa and Ted, add a little spice at the end. "Hey Melissa and Ted want to meet at Bottlefork at 8." "Ok." "Hey Jack." "Yeah babe." "Before we meet them can you bend me over the kitchen counter and tear my little bitty Punani open with your hosecock HURT ME DADDY". Do it. See how he react. Ya get me? Now go build fruitful, lasting, fulfilling sexual relationships (unlike Melissa and Ted who don't bang after they've brushed their teeth 😩). BLESS UP πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Bless Up, Memes, and Milf: when u see ur new replacement
 @DrSmashlove
Ladies make your man feel special. Use your words. Make it about HIM. U feel me? Make homeboy feel like the pizza boy in the porno who get used by the sex-hangry MILF who honestly was just craving pizza and now she's being bent over her sectional ☺️. Don't text him "omg I'm horny". Text him: "OMG I'm horny for you". Another good one: "baby I'm burning for you." U feel me? Like u got a STD in your Punani and his PP is the cot damn antibiotic antidote πŸ’‰. "I'm at my desk touching myself where are you." <- 100% hit rate. Now I know what u thinking. "This is the fuckery I signed up for? U men need your egos stroked THIS badly?" Well...yes πŸ˜‚. U look at yo man and see a grown ass human with hair under his balls. What u don't realize is that this man still has the basic emotional intelligence of a cautious, insecure first grader in Osh Kosh B'gosh overalls and ProKeds sneakers. He still liable to piss hisself if circumstances get to that. U feel me? He crying at the bus stop. He need a mama. Reassure him that he's your everything - emotionally, sexually, etc. And men for chrissake do the same (I'll do a part 2 where I talk about how men should sweet-talk their woman). TALK DIRTY TO EACH OTHER DAMMIT LET THEM KNOW YOU FUCKS WITH THEM. See a lot of y'all Bruh? Y'all in relationships but u done fell into a rut. "Hey babe." "Hey." "How's work." "Great." "Hey Melissa and Ted want to meet at Bottlefork at 8." "OK great." "Hey did you get the dry cleaning I'm out of shirts". "No, crap. I'll get it after work." "Ok." "Ok." "Love you." "Ok love you too." Bruh. Y'all done turned into robots. Ladies tonight I want u to try something different. When u making boring ass plans with your man and boring ass Melissa and Ted, add a little spice at the end. "Hey Melissa and Ted want to meet at Bottlefork at 8." "Ok." "Hey Jack." "Yeah babe." "Before we meet them can you bend me over the kitchen counter and tear my little bitty Punani open with your hosecock HURT ME DADDY". Do it. See how he react. Ya get me? Now go build fruitful, lasting, fulfilling sexual relationships (unlike Melissa and Ted who don't bang after they've brushed their teeth 😩). BLESS UP πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Ladies make your man feel special. Use your words. Make it about HIM. U feel me? Make homeboy feel like the pizza boy in the porno who get u...