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Memes, πŸ€–, and Black Mirror: me when see dogs DrSmashlove Say Bruh why every time I'm at the gym watching Netflix on my iPhone a sex scene gotta come on so that the person next to me on the stairmaster think I'm watching porn? Like seriously why? I could be watching the cot damn Lion King and it would pause and Disney would be like "And now: deleted scenes...for your viewing pleasure." And they'd show Scar in a foursome with three hyenas yelping in his British accent: "YES PULL MY TAIL, GRAB ME BY THE MANE, LET ME BE YOUR NAUGHTY LITTLE BITCH...NOW, ALL OF YOU IN MY BUM! AT ONCE!" FR Bruh, I was watching Black Mirror and of all the scenes that could come up? I get the damn 1980s girl on girl sex scene with the sexy black girl and the nerdy sexy white girl. Like how? And then the old man next to me wanna look at me judgingly. Chill Marv. Don't u realize it's 2017. This ain't even naughty any more. If I wanted to, I could hit vporn and queue-up a film where a team of aggressive black and brown men break a girl's door down, take turns plowing her miniature 5'2" blond frame, and then after it's over the director will interview her with her hair all messed up and her make-up running down her face and she'll say she loved it but wishes it were a little rougher 😩. THAT'S NOT EVEN HARD CORE NOW BRUH, THE GAME CHANGED πŸ˜‚. (Side note I don't want that shit, I'm just saying it exists! πŸ˜‚) So stop judging before I play it and make your heart stop. Oh, three more things, because I got ADD and lack attention span: (1) who's the black girl in that episode of Black Mirror? (2) who's the white girl? (3) the next scene in that episode is a heavy metal orgy where people are banging in the hallway and choking each other...Do those exist? πŸ€” Asking for a friend 🀀 VanillaAF YallCrazy CantABrotherJustPlayDonnyHathaway AndMakeSweetTenderLoveToYou GuessNot welp πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Memes, πŸ€–, and Black Mirror: me when see dogs
 DrSmashlove
Say Bruh why every time I'm at the gym watching Netflix on my iPhone a sex scene gotta come on so that the person next to me on the stairmaster think I'm watching porn? Like seriously why? I could be watching the cot damn Lion King and it would pause and Disney would be like "And now: deleted scenes...for your viewing pleasure." And they'd show Scar in a foursome with three hyenas yelping in his British accent: "YES PULL MY TAIL, GRAB ME BY THE MANE, LET ME BE YOUR NAUGHTY LITTLE BITCH...NOW, ALL OF YOU IN MY BUM! AT ONCE!" FR Bruh, I was watching Black Mirror and of all the scenes that could come up? I get the damn 1980s girl on girl sex scene with the sexy black girl and the nerdy sexy white girl. Like how? And then the old man next to me wanna look at me judgingly. Chill Marv. Don't u realize it's 2017. This ain't even naughty any more. If I wanted to, I could hit vporn and queue-up a film where a team of aggressive black and brown men break a girl's door down, take turns plowing her miniature 5'2" blond frame, and then after it's over the director will interview her with her hair all messed up and her make-up running down her face and she'll say she loved it but wishes it were a little rougher 😩. THAT'S NOT EVEN HARD CORE NOW BRUH, THE GAME CHANGED πŸ˜‚. (Side note I don't want that shit, I'm just saying it exists! πŸ˜‚) So stop judging before I play it and make your heart stop. Oh, three more things, because I got ADD and lack attention span: (1) who's the black girl in that episode of Black Mirror? (2) who's the white girl? (3) the next scene in that episode is a heavy metal orgy where people are banging in the hallway and choking each other...Do those exist? πŸ€” Asking for a friend 🀀 VanillaAF YallCrazy CantABrotherJustPlayDonnyHathaway AndMakeSweetTenderLoveToYou GuessNot welp πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Say Bruh why every time I'm at the gym watching Netflix on my iPhone a sex scene gotta come on so that the person next to me on the stairmas...