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Af, Bad, and Big Sean: Sup @Dr Smash love Five episodes in, on Peaky Blinders. Five. MF. Episodes. And the first sex scene that came up had to be while I was on the COT DAMN ellip this morning (I won't say who was having sex on-screen because this show is amazing AF and I don't wanna spoil it). This time, the girl next to me, a lil blondie with the black yoga workout pants with like the horizontal hot pink racing stripe, at first seemed like she wasn't as approving. She sort of glanced and then looked away. I was like "my bad it's this show called Peaky Blinders it's not a porno lol I promise. Not that there's anything wrong with porn. You probably don't want porn. I don't watch porn either to be honest. I used to? You know what lemme stop, this hole I dug is deep enuf 😬." And she giggled and said "I don't watch that show but do you watch orange is the new black? It's pretty fucking awesome ☺️." To which I said "no! I'll watch it next 😊." And continued my workout. There's no moral to this story except to say that I'm never watching orange is the new black, it just seemed like the right thing to say πŸ˜‚. I've tried twice Bruh, I can't get into that show, but, from my experience, a first conversation with someone is not the place to express disapproval over something they like. "BIG SEAN? YOU LISTEN TO BIG SEAN? LMAO WOW HE'S TERRIBLE YOUR TASTE IN MUSIC IS BAD LOL DO YOU HAVE OTHER REDEEMING QUALITIES OR IS YOUR WHOLE SITUATION JUST, LIKE, IMBUED WITH BAD TASTE LMAO." I like to save those conversations for after we smash: "wait - you actually 'like' Big Sean - like you listen to him on purpose, not just when he's on the radio?" *pulls sheet over chest and genitalia* *gazes out the window* "I can't believe we copulated...you know I have to subtract you out of my number, right? I feel so dirty 😞". LOL but nah see Bruh after you've been intimate, you can be more honest in your teasing SavageLife πŸΈβ˜•οΈπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Af, Bad, and Big Sean: Sup
 @Dr Smash love
Five episodes in, on Peaky Blinders. Five. MF. Episodes. And the first sex scene that came up had to be while I was on the COT DAMN ellip this morning (I won't say who was having sex on-screen because this show is amazing AF and I don't wanna spoil it). This time, the girl next to me, a lil blondie with the black yoga workout pants with like the horizontal hot pink racing stripe, at first seemed like she wasn't as approving. She sort of glanced and then looked away. I was like "my bad it's this show called Peaky Blinders it's not a porno lol I promise. Not that there's anything wrong with porn. You probably don't want porn. I don't watch porn either to be honest. I used to? You know what lemme stop, this hole I dug is deep enuf 😬." And she giggled and said "I don't watch that show but do you watch orange is the new black? It's pretty fucking awesome ☺️." To which I said "no! I'll watch it next 😊." And continued my workout. There's no moral to this story except to say that I'm never watching orange is the new black, it just seemed like the right thing to say πŸ˜‚. I've tried twice Bruh, I can't get into that show, but, from my experience, a first conversation with someone is not the place to express disapproval over something they like. "BIG SEAN? YOU LISTEN TO BIG SEAN? LMAO WOW HE'S TERRIBLE YOUR TASTE IN MUSIC IS BAD LOL DO YOU HAVE OTHER REDEEMING QUALITIES OR IS YOUR WHOLE SITUATION JUST, LIKE, IMBUED WITH BAD TASTE LMAO." I like to save those conversations for after we smash: "wait - you actually 'like' Big Sean - like you listen to him on purpose, not just when he's on the radio?" *pulls sheet over chest and genitalia* *gazes out the window* "I can't believe we copulated...you know I have to subtract you out of my number, right? I feel so dirty 😞". LOL but nah see Bruh after you've been intimate, you can be more honest in your teasing SavageLife πŸΈβ˜•οΈπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Five episodes in, on Peaky Blinders. Five. MF. Episodes. And the first sex scene that came up had to be while I was on the COT DAMN ellip th...

A Dream, Af, and Ass: elp, you know the dri It's about 11:01pm and everybody in my house is sleeping. I was about 14 years old and puberty hit me like Jay Z in the elevator, unexpectedly. I was actually around 8 when I realized I had super power to make my dick do tricks like jump and flex. I had just got my first cell phone around 14. I know pretty late but it was a smart phone. I'm browsing xvideos for that video from 3 weeks ago and a nigga on page 733 at this point it's not even good porn it's some chick mowing the lawn with a ass plug in. Porn be weird as fuck. I look down and my dick look sad af. Homie just look like life was constantly beating him down when in reality it was me. I try to have a little one on one time with the little nigga like what's wrong bro? Not a word came out. He just gave me that sigh face like he ain't wanna live no more. I reply "don't you ever let somebody tell you you can do something, not even me. You got a dream you gotta protect it. People can't do something themselves they want to tell you you can't do it. You want something go get it, period." Homie looked up and said nigga that's from that will smith movie. I turned into Ike turner so fast and the rest was history. Sometimes you gotta encourage yourself. Give yo dick a pep talk. When life beats you down get up and go nut. I no longer have seasonal depression.
A Dream, Af, and Ass: elp, you know the dri
It's about 11:01pm and everybody in my house is sleeping. I was about 14 years old and puberty hit me like Jay Z in the elevator, unexpectedly. I was actually around 8 when I realized I had super power to make my dick do tricks like jump and flex. I had just got my first cell phone around 14. I know pretty late but it was a smart phone. I'm browsing xvideos for that video from 3 weeks ago and a nigga on page 733 at this point it's not even good porn it's some chick mowing the lawn with a ass plug in. Porn be weird as fuck. I look down and my dick look sad af. Homie just look like life was constantly beating him down when in reality it was me. I try to have a little one on one time with the little nigga like what's wrong bro? Not a word came out. He just gave me that sigh face like he ain't wanna live no more. I reply "don't you ever let somebody tell you you can do something, not even me. You got a dream you gotta protect it. People can't do something themselves they want to tell you you can't do it. You want something go get it, period." Homie looked up and said nigga that's from that will smith movie. I turned into Ike turner so fast and the rest was history. Sometimes you gotta encourage yourself. Give yo dick a pep talk. When life beats you down get up and go nut. I no longer have seasonal depression.

It's about 11:01pm and everybody in my house is sleeping. I was about 14 years old and puberty hit me like Jay Z in the elevator, unexpected...