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 Pria Ini Hanya
 Makan Kenta ng
 Selama Setahun
 Ini Hasilnya!
Andrew Taylor membuat resolusi Tahun Baru untuk menurunkan berat badan. Dia memutuskan untuk melakukan sesuatu yang agak gila, yaitu hanya akan makan kentang. Selama satu tahun, Taylor mengikuti "diet mono," bersumpah tidak akan ada makanan selain kentang yang akan memasuki mulutnya. Sekarang hampir 2017 dan dia mengatakan masih patuh pada resolusinya. Tidak mengherankan, hanya makan satu jenis makanan, membantu Taylor mengenyahkan berat badan ekstra sebanyak 50 kilogram. "Saya mencoba banyak hal tapi itu tidak bekerja dengan baik. Tapi, saya berhasil ketika mulai makan kentang," katanya. Penurunan berat badan bukan satu-satunya manfaat yang Taylor dapat dari diet yang tidak biasa itu. Dia mengatakan, dia juga sembuh dari insomnia dan depresi. Untuk pertama kalinya dalam beberapa tahun, Taylor bebas dari obat antidepresan. Dapatkah kentang berfungsi menggantikan antidepresan? Ternyata bisa, kata Kathleen DesMaisons, Ph.D., seorang spesialis nutrisi adiktif dan penulis buku Potatoes not Prozac. Kentang memengaruhi neurotransmitter di otak yang bertanggung jawab untuk mengelola suasana hati, di bagian yang sama yang ditargetkan oleh obat penenang. Tapi DesMaisons tidak merekomendasikan Anda hanya makan kentang setiap hari. Menurut bukunya, makan tiga kali sehari seperti biasa, pilih makanan yang mengandung protein dan karbohidrat kompleks, kemudian makan kentang rebus polos sebelum tidur, dapat membantu tubuh mengatur suasana hati dan emosi. Bagi yang sedang dalam upaya penurunan berat badan, kentang bukan makanan favorit karena tinggi karbohidrat. Tapi, asal Anda dapat membatasi jumlah yang Anda konsumsi, sebenarnya Anda tak perlu takut. Sumber: Kompas

Andrew Taylor membuat resolusi Tahun Baru untuk menurunkan berat badan. Dia memutuskan untuk melakukan sesuatu yang agak gila, yaitu hanya a...

Memes, Couch, and Potato: wifipasswords
 wifipasswords
 do you ever think about what your
 traits would be if you were a sim
 Un flirty
 Unlucky
 Over-Emotional
 Couch Potato
 Heavy Sleeper
thought I was beyond this but ive thrown up three times in the past week so i guess not

thought I was beyond this but ive thrown up three times in the past week so i guess not

nsfw
Amy Schumer, Memes, and Potato: POTATO
 OR
 AMY
 SCHUMER
@prozac_morris is a meme queen

@prozac_morris is a meme queen

Irish, Memes, and Potato: PHOTOGRAPHER KEVIN
 BOSCH SOLD A PHOTOGRAPH
 OF A POTATO FOR OVER
 $1 MILLION.
 KNOWLEDGE ENTERTAINMENT
 FACT BOLT COM
An irish potato with a black back drop for 1 milโ€ฝ โ€” Kevin Abosch is best known for taking photos of celebrities. factbolt โ€” http:-www.cbsnews.com-pictures-super-expensive-potato-portraits-by-kevin-abosch-

An irish potato with a black back drop for 1 milโ€ฝ โ€” Kevin Abosch is best known for taking photos of celebrities. factbolt โ€” http:-www.cbsnew...

Memes, Potato, and Huns: I may look like a potato now but one
 day I'll turn into fries and you'll all want
 me then.
One day I'll be fit as fries ๐ŸŸ Follow my Hun @thesassbible @thesassbible @thesassbible @thesassbible

One day I'll be fit as fries ๐ŸŸ Follow my Hun @thesassbible @thesassbible @thesassbible @thesassbible

Memes, Doodle, and Potato: TRANSLATION'
 relatable doodle S
 ARE you
 OK?
 TM FINE
 translation:
 I had
 my tears
 I'm
 for dinner
 broke
 I LOOK
 haven't
 Swept in
 LIke a
 3 days
 Potato
(Artist: @relatabledoodles) I tag yourself I'm "I look like a potato"

(Artist: @relatabledoodles) I tag yourself I'm "I look like a potato"

Memes, Glasses, and Potato: k e e t
 @Keet Potato
 bartender: [drying a glass with a
 ragl
 "what can i get ya?"
 me: "strongest thing you got"
 bartender: slides me a single
 mother with 8 kids]
 1/3/17, 9:40 AM
It's only the second day back from break and I'm already struggling to get out of bed

It's only the second day back from break and I'm already struggling to get out of bed

Baked, Clock, and Fast Food: clover clark
 It's ironic
 When I worked in fast food for minimum
 wage, they would yell at us and lecture
 us about "stealing" fries and burgers
 (while we had to throw out TONS of food
 every day) as though the giant billion-
 dollar corporations of McDonald's and
 Sonic couldn't afford to give their
 employees something to eat (while not
 even paying us a living wage).
 Now I work at an upscale restaurant (it's
 fancy, like celebrities eat there fairly
 often) and not only do I make WAY better
 money but they give us 2 free meals a
 day (eaten on the clock) and they're
 GOOD. Today got baked cod, spring
 rolls, rice pilaf, stir fry, and mashed
 potatoes and eggplant. Oh, and free
 espresso and juice. From this restaurant
 owned by a local man who is in no way a
 billionaire.
continuation of last post: you guys don't understand. i gained like 30k in like 2 weeks or something and then lost 1k. so i was wondering how i gained that much.

continuation of last post: you guys don't understand. i gained like 30k in like 2 weeks or something and then lost 1k. so i was wondering ho...

Memes, Potato, and Wifi: 2๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ1๏ธโƒฃ7๏ธโƒฃ Make sure to leave a Like โค๏ธ, this took so long I had to use a potato to film ๐Ÿ˜– HOW MANY CUPS DID I USEโ“๐Ÿค” Comment Below - Thank you guys for a great 2016, I meant to post this earlier but couldn't due to lack of wifi. Anyways, 2016 was a great year for me, but let's make 2017 better ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ”ฅโšฝ๏ธ TangoSquad KG4 PingPong

2๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ1๏ธโƒฃ7๏ธโƒฃ Make sure to leave a Like โค๏ธ, this took so long I had to use a potato to film ๐Ÿ˜– HOW MANY CUPS DID I USEโ“๐Ÿค” Comment Below - Thank...

Memes, Express, and Potato: can't eat mashed potato
 But can eat all other potatos
 #so much pain in his expression
i keep waking up so early

i keep waking up so early

Drunk, Memes, and Rap Battle: Bob
 Louise
 Linda
 Tina
 -low expectations of
 -doesn't get drunk, just
 72% evil
 hopeless romantic
 fellow man
 has fun
 -don't fight her
 not a hero, puts bra on
 -morbid sense of
 one boob at a time
 -repressed broadway
 tly talks to
 dreams
 -frequen
 inanimate objects
 -shaves up to the knee
 iously don't fight her
 secret sassmaster
 -98%, awkward
 -a mess
 Burger
 Teddy
 Gene
 Mr Fischoeder
 -a literal burger
 -literal potato
 -mysterious
 pure and wholesome
 loyal
 -enjoys fart sounds
 has probably
 ate a sponge once can do no wrong
 -best legs in the family
 committed murder
 -an angel on this mortal
 -kind but gullible
 -loves rap battles
 chaotic neutral
 "squishy
 likes money
 transcendental being
Which Bob's Burgers character do you identify with most? ๐Ÿ” (via borderlinemean.tumblr.com) bobsburgers bobbelcher lindabelcher louisebelcher tinabelcher genebelcher lootcrate

Which Bob's Burgers character do you identify with most? ๐Ÿ” (via borderlinemean.tumblr.com) bobsburgers bobbelcher lindabelcher louisebelcher...

Drunk, Memes, and Blaze: My mother is drunk. l walked in tothe
 kitchen to find her having aligned the
 potatoes in size order.
Starting early ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ the sun's still blazing out there โ˜€๏ธ

Starting early ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ the sun's still blazing out there โ˜€๏ธ

I Bet, Memes, and Potato: NotCommonFacts
 @Notcommon facts
 Your stomach thinks
 all potatoes are
 mashed
๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฝ Comment "MASHED" letter by letter without getting interrupted. I bet you can't!

๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฝ Comment "MASHED" letter by letter without getting interrupted. I bet you can't!

Memes, California, and Potato: Hoe is life
 I want dick
 I wanna get pounded
 like mashed potatoes
 Hahahahahaha
 Im thinking about other
 things so my pussy stop
 asking for dick
 @sweet psycho
 No dick for us!
Pussy calling for that devildick๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿผ @sourqueen1 go follow @sourqueen1 . . workflow boybye womenlove ใ“ใฎๅŒใ˜็ฉบใฎใ‚‚ใจๅƒ•ใ‚‰ใฏigใงใคใชใŒใฃใฆใ„ใ‚‹ smilegirl sweetpsych0 followme jokesonyou pettypost workflow california texas nyc girlproblems imalwaystired nochill girlbye pettypost sorrynotsorry zerofucksgiven thisisnolife fixitjesus ihatehim

Pussy calling for that devildick๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿผ @sourqueen1 go follow @sourqueen1 . . workflow boybye womenlove ใ“ใฎๅŒใ˜็ฉบใฎใ‚‚ใจๅƒ•ใ‚‰ใฏigใงใคใชใŒใฃใฆใ„ใ‚‹ smilegirl sweetpsy...

Bless Up, Memes, and Sexy: Drsmashlove
 Imma take a
 picture of you, k?
 Am I too close?
 Nah, you look great!
Shout to u ladies who let a man take a pic of u and then u don't approve it so he gotta take seven more until u look pretty. FYI: if u expect smash to EVER do that for u, u got me triple fvcked yo with a side of mash potatoes and a biscuit ๐Ÿค—. Some of u ladies Bruh? Y'all gon send me 57 pics but it could all be one pic because ... it's the same damn pic from the same angle with three filters applied. I WANT ugly, candid pics of yo sexy ass. I want the flaws. I want the half uglass goofy smile where I caught u off guard. Don't ask me why. I love that shit. That's intimate. That's real. U feel me? A moment in time that only I get to see. If I fux with u, let me see the real u. I already like u. My opinion ain't changing off one pic. Ya get me! Bless up ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Shout to u ladies who let a man take a pic of u and then u don't approve it so he gotta take seven more until u look pretty. FYI: if u expec...

Memes, Magic, and Potato: MAJESTIC
 MAGICAL SAFETY DRAGON
 SEA FLAP FLAP
 FLOATY POTATO
 SPIKEY FOREST DOG
 ASSHOLE
 VELOCIRABBIT
Funny, Ted, and Potato: The best remix ever
 DJ POTATO
I loved it (@hilarious.ted)

I loved it (@hilarious.ted)

Memes, Potato, and ๐Ÿค–: RAN OUT OF HEALTH POTIONS MID-FIGHT
 ECUSEMEWHILE DEAT 87 RAW POTATOES
Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.

Memes, Potato, and ๐Ÿค–: oldschooltulle
 Miss Idaho, potato photoshoot, 1935
ITS CHRISTMAS

ITS CHRISTMAS

Memes, Potato, and ๐Ÿค–: get you someone who looks at you the
 way this little boy looks at potatoes
๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ (@_theblessedone)

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ (@_theblessedone)

Clique, Memes, and Potato: Tyler: potato you
 skeleton clique tyler Josh
Same

Same

Potato, Scratch, and Girl Memes: get you someone who looks at you the
 way this little boy looks at potatoes
Scratch that. I want someone to look at me the way I look at potatoes (@_thenblessedone)

Scratch that. I want someone to look at me the way I look at potatoes (@_thenblessedone)