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Beer, Bless Up, and Bruh: Looks like you made a friend lil guy! @Drsmashlove Say Bruh shout to the pretty lil Irish girl on the stairmaster next to me right now sweating like a pregnant woman at a buffet on a hot summer night - homegirl ain't dumping no buckets of normal sweat Bruh this girl right here dumping an ENTIRE keg of beer out of her sweat glands - like...baby girl - real talk - I got one question - how many beers did u drink last night? Like six? Or sixteen? Because u got the face of a noble Irish lass from the countryside of Dublin whose father, William FitzWilliam of Williamsburg, owns a modest potato farm. Like real talk I fucks with your pretty blue eyes, petite stature and determined glare, climbing these steps like u trying to erase the memory of downing enuf beers to make four college linebackers drunk but how u let your sweat glands on a Saturday morning smell like a German Brewhaus? U all of 108 pounds but u sweating like a 54 year old male from Bavaria named Hans who got grey hair on his knuckles, and coming out of his ears ๐Ÿ‘‚. Now look baby girl u gonna hit that shower and scrub up with some of that Tom's of Maine Relaxing Lavender soap and u gon hit the reset button on this entire episode but I know the truth, cute south side Irish girl: and that truth is that u could win a beer drinking contest against any two (2) men in this city. Go head Colleen. I ain't mad at u. Matter fact Colleen let's have chirren. Let's develop a super breed of mixed humans that's athletic, attractive, and have a total resistance to alcoholic beverages. I feel like this would be an asset in an apocalypse when zombies are taking over, like the kids could drink an entire gallon of Jameson to cleanse the zombie virus and still be ok. Tipsy, but ok ๐Ÿ‘ถ. Let's do this Colleen. Marriage on a grass covered cliff in your home country. There will be beer there. Lots ๐Ÿ˜. Bless up! ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Beer, Bless Up, and Bruh: Looks like you made a friend lil guy!
 @Drsmashlove
Say Bruh shout to the pretty lil Irish girl on the stairmaster next to me right now sweating like a pregnant woman at a buffet on a hot summer night - homegirl ain't dumping no buckets of normal sweat Bruh this girl right here dumping an ENTIRE keg of beer out of her sweat glands - like...baby girl - real talk - I got one question - how many beers did u drink last night? Like six? Or sixteen? Because u got the face of a noble Irish lass from the countryside of Dublin whose father, William FitzWilliam of Williamsburg, owns a modest potato farm. Like real talk I fucks with your pretty blue eyes, petite stature and determined glare, climbing these steps like u trying to erase the memory of downing enuf beers to make four college linebackers drunk but how u let your sweat glands on a Saturday morning smell like a German Brewhaus? U all of 108 pounds but u sweating like a 54 year old male from Bavaria named Hans who got grey hair on his knuckles, and coming out of his ears ๐Ÿ‘‚. Now look baby girl u gonna hit that shower and scrub up with some of that Tom's of Maine Relaxing Lavender soap and u gon hit the reset button on this entire episode but I know the truth, cute south side Irish girl: and that truth is that u could win a beer drinking contest against any two (2) men in this city. Go head Colleen. I ain't mad at u. Matter fact Colleen let's have chirren. Let's develop a super breed of mixed humans that's athletic, attractive, and have a total resistance to alcoholic beverages. I feel like this would be an asset in an apocalypse when zombies are taking over, like the kids could drink an entire gallon of Jameson to cleanse the zombie virus and still be ok. Tipsy, but ok ๐Ÿ‘ถ. Let's do this Colleen. Marriage on a grass covered cliff in your home country. There will be beer there. Lots ๐Ÿ˜. Bless up! ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Say Bruh shout to the pretty lil Irish girl on the stairmaster next to me right now sweating like a pregnant woman at a buffet on a hot summ...

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Weed is for whacking