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Abraham Lincoln, Af, and Ass: Weekends got me like Drsmashlove (@hoegivesnofucks) So real talk Bruh I'm with my girl and I get a call on my iPhone and it said "Papa John's" on my caller ID. My girl eyes turn red. She seething. She reaching for a knife. She bout to cut me to pieces and store me in the freezer. She grab that phone and say "WHO...THE *FUCK* IS PAPA JOHN'S." And the voice on the other line dead ass said "hi ma'am this is Todd at Papa John's. I'm calling Smash because he's a premier customer and I wanted to let him know we're doing two larges for $20 tonight." She grinned. She put the knife away. She kissed my cheek. She said, "smash I always thought you were a douchebag fuckboy but I guess maybe I was mistaken 😕." I kissed her back and said "it's ok baby we all make harsh judgments of people but the better path is to have a positive opinion of them. Abraham Lincoln said that. Or Confucius. Tony Robbins? One of them motherfuckers baby let's order a pizza 😘." And then I text my side chick Samantha and asked her how the hell she made her voice so deep: "Ayeeee did you use to be a man or some shit? That was convincing AF..." [Editor's Note: I received DMs from a couple followers expressing sadness and dismay over this story. Ladies...in case clarification is required...this story is absolutely, positively fantastical in nature. Y'all gotta let a brother have some creative license to be a fool from time to time...ayeeee 😫😂😂😂] (pupper: @linnnaa_)
Abraham Lincoln, Af, and Ass: Weekends got me like
 Drsmashlove
(@hoegivesnofucks) So real talk Bruh I'm with my girl and I get a call on my iPhone and it said "Papa John's" on my caller ID. My girl eyes turn red. She seething. She reaching for a knife. She bout to cut me to pieces and store me in the freezer. She grab that phone and say "WHO...THE *FUCK* IS PAPA JOHN'S." And the voice on the other line dead ass said "hi ma'am this is Todd at Papa John's. I'm calling Smash because he's a premier customer and I wanted to let him know we're doing two larges for $20 tonight." She grinned. She put the knife away. She kissed my cheek. She said, "smash I always thought you were a douchebag fuckboy but I guess maybe I was mistaken 😕." I kissed her back and said "it's ok baby we all make harsh judgments of people but the better path is to have a positive opinion of them. Abraham Lincoln said that. Or Confucius. Tony Robbins? One of them motherfuckers baby let's order a pizza 😘." And then I text my side chick Samantha and asked her how the hell she made her voice so deep: "Ayeeee did you use to be a man or some shit? That was convincing AF..." [Editor's Note: I received DMs from a couple followers expressing sadness and dismay over this story. Ladies...in case clarification is required...this story is absolutely, positively fantastical in nature. Y'all gotta let a brother have some creative license to be a fool from time to time...ayeeee 😫😂😂😂] (pupper: @linnnaa_)

(@hoegivesnofucks) So real talk Bruh I'm with my girl and I get a call on my iPhone and it said "Papa John's" on my caller ID. My girl eyes ...

Apparently, Crush, and Emma Watson: #224 Emma Watson and Tom Felton had crushes on each other when they were younger. QOTD: Which Harry Potter character did you have a crush on? I had in Hermione! @harrypotteredits FOR ALL THOSE PROVING THIS FACT WRONG! Read below: In 2011, Emma Watson, who played Hermione Granger in all eight Harry Potter movies, revealed to Seventeenthat when she was filming the first two movies, she had a crush on co-star Tom Felton who plays her and her friends' nemesis and junior Death Eater, Draco Malfoy. Their characters were between 11 and 12 years old. Watson, now 25, added that the actor, who is now 28, was her first crush. But was the feeling mutual? Apparently not. Sad face. "We were always very close, but no, nothing of that nature," Felton told E! News Tuesday at the premiere celebrating the opening of The Wizarding World of Harry Potter theme park at Universal Studios Hollywood. "Sorry to disappoint." Felton had said in 2011, in response to Watson's past crush on him, that it was "very flattering for a 12-year-old boy," adding, "It's nice that we've become friends since then and we can kind of look back and have a laugh at it." He also revealed that he did fancy another, older co-star—Helena Bonham Carter, who played fellow Death Eater Bellatrix Lestrange. "Coincidentally, that was my childhood crush," he said. At the Wizarding World of Harry Potterpremiere, Felton was also joined by fellow Harry Potter alumni Evanna Lynch, 24, who played the mysterious witch Luna Lovegood, Warwick Davis, 46, who played Professor Flitwick and other characters, and Fred Phelps and Oliver Phelps, 30, who played twins Fred and George Weasley. "We always stay in touch, don't get me wrong," Felton told E! News about his co-stars. "We're all, you know a family. We're just usually in four different corners of the Earth at any given time, so events like this give us a good chance to get back together again."
Apparently, Crush, and Emma Watson:  #224
 Emma Watson and Tom Felton had crushes
 on each other when they were younger.
QOTD: Which Harry Potter character did you have a crush on? I had in Hermione! @harrypotteredits FOR ALL THOSE PROVING THIS FACT WRONG! Read below: In 2011, Emma Watson, who played Hermione Granger in all eight Harry Potter movies, revealed to Seventeenthat when she was filming the first two movies, she had a crush on co-star Tom Felton who plays her and her friends' nemesis and junior Death Eater, Draco Malfoy. Their characters were between 11 and 12 years old. Watson, now 25, added that the actor, who is now 28, was her first crush. But was the feeling mutual? Apparently not. Sad face. "We were always very close, but no, nothing of that nature," Felton told E! News Tuesday at the premiere celebrating the opening of The Wizarding World of Harry Potter theme park at Universal Studios Hollywood. "Sorry to disappoint." Felton had said in 2011, in response to Watson's past crush on him, that it was "very flattering for a 12-year-old boy," adding, "It's nice that we've become friends since then and we can kind of look back and have a laugh at it." He also revealed that he did fancy another, older co-star—Helena Bonham Carter, who played fellow Death Eater Bellatrix Lestrange. "Coincidentally, that was my childhood crush," he said. At the Wizarding World of Harry Potterpremiere, Felton was also joined by fellow Harry Potter alumni Evanna Lynch, 24, who played the mysterious witch Luna Lovegood, Warwick Davis, 46, who played Professor Flitwick and other characters, and Fred Phelps and Oliver Phelps, 30, who played twins Fred and George Weasley. "We always stay in touch, don't get me wrong," Felton told E! News about his co-stars. "We're all, you know a family. We're just usually in four different corners of the Earth at any given time, so events like this give us a good chance to get back together again."

QOTD: Which Harry Potter character did you have a crush on? I had in Hermione! @harrypotteredits FOR ALL THOSE PROVING THIS FACT WRONG! Read...