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Billboard, Bodies , and Children: arminarlerted story time: i taught my little cousin her first longer word when she was very young. i taught her to say "tax benefits. and to this day my aunt still doesn't know where she got it from, but it was a hilarious sight to see a little toddler waddling around the house, wearing a big diaper, all the while yelling TAX BENEFITS!!!I osmanthusoolong My parents did this with me and "nuclear disarmament bradkey I taught my little brother to say micro-surgical vasectomy reversal" (saw it on a billboard) on a road trip, and he didn't stop saying it for literal years. missvoltairine My parents taught me to chant "Get your laws off our bodies!" for a pro-choice rally when I was like four and I went to preschool and taught all the other kids the chant and led them on a mini-parade around the playground and the teachers were like ?????????? ?????????? ???????????? blossomfae whenever my brother threw a tantrum as a baby my parents would chant live free or die" until he calmed down it was fuckin weird lornacrowley when i was a kid whenever we got stuck in traffic my dad would say "what the fuck?1? in a very comic voice and i would repeat it and then he would say it with a slightly different inflection and i would repeat that too and so forth and so basically my poor mother would be stuck in standstill traffic listening to her husband and 4 yr old daughter swearing at each other without end waspabi i'm a preschool teacher and we like to joke around using radical vocabulary with the children, the other day i overheard one kid say this is my truck and the other one said 'no, this truck belongs to the collective they all say it now haledamage whenever anyone picks up my daughter or she goes upstairs, she announces "I ASCEND it's the best thing I ASCEND
Billboard, Bodies , and Children: arminarlerted
 story time: i taught my little cousin her first longer word when she was very
 young. i taught her to say "tax benefits. and to this day my aunt still doesn't
 know where she got it from, but it was a hilarious sight to see a little toddler
 waddling around the house, wearing a big diaper, all the while yelling TAX
 BENEFITS!!!I
 osmanthusoolong
 My parents did this with me and "nuclear disarmament
 bradkey
 I taught my little brother to say micro-surgical vasectomy reversal" (saw it on a
 billboard) on a road trip, and he didn't stop saying it for literal years.
 missvoltairine
 My parents taught me to chant "Get your laws off our bodies!" for a pro-choice
 rally when I was like four and I went to preschool and taught all the other kids
 the chant and led them on a mini-parade around the playground and the
 teachers were like ?????????? ?????????? ????????????
 blossomfae
 whenever my brother threw a tantrum as a baby my parents would chant live
 free or die" until he calmed down it was fuckin weird
 lornacrowley
 when i was a kid whenever we got stuck in traffic my dad would say "what the
 fuck?1? in a very comic voice and i would repeat it and then he would say it with
 a slightly different inflection and i would repeat that too and so forth and so
 basically my poor mother would be stuck in standstill traffic listening to her
 husband and 4 yr old daughter swearing at each other without end
 waspabi
 i'm a preschool teacher and we like to joke around using radical vocabulary with
 the children, the other day i overheard one kid say this is my truck and the other
 one said 'no, this truck belongs to the collective they all say it now
 haledamage
 whenever anyone picks up my daughter or she goes upstairs, she announces "I
 ASCEND it's the best thing
I ASCEND

I ASCEND

Billboard, Bodies , and Children: arminarlerted story time: i taught my little cousin her first longer word when she was very young. i taught her to say tax benefits. and to this day my aunt still doesn't know where she got it from, but it was a hilarious sight to see a little toddler waddling around the house, wearing a big diaper, all the while yelling TAX BENEFITS!!!! osmanthusoolong My parents did this with me and "nuclear disarmament" bradkey I taught my little brother to say "micro-surgical vasectomy reversal (saw it on a billboard) on a road trip, and he didn't stop saying it for literal years missvoltairine My parents taught me to chant "Get your laws off our bodies!" for a pro-choice rally when I was like four and I went to preschool and taught all the other kids the chant and led them on a mini-parade around the playground and the teachers were like ?????????? ?????????? ?2?????????? blossomfae whenever my brother threw a tantrum as a baby my parents would chant live free or die" until he calmed down it was fuckin weird lornacrowley when i was a kid whenever we got stuck in traffic my dad would say what the fuck?!? in a very comic voice and i would repeat it and then he would say it with a slightly different inflection and i would repeat that too and so forth and so basically my poor mother would be stuck in standstill traffic listening to her husband and 4 yr old daughter swearing at each other without end waspabi i'm a preschool teacher and we like to joke around using radical vocabulary with the children, the other day i overheard one kid say this is my truck and the other one said 'no, this truck belongs to the collective they all say it now Kids have no concept of word meanings but they sure love the sounds they make
Billboard, Bodies , and Children: arminarlerted
 story time: i taught my little cousin her first longer word when she was very
 young. i taught her to say tax benefits. and to this day my aunt still doesn't
 know where she got it from, but it was a hilarious sight to see a little toddler
 waddling around the house, wearing a big diaper, all the while yelling TAX
 BENEFITS!!!!
 osmanthusoolong
 My parents did this with me and "nuclear disarmament"
 bradkey
 I taught my little brother to say "micro-surgical vasectomy reversal (saw it on a
 billboard) on a road trip, and he didn't stop saying it for literal years
 missvoltairine
 My parents taught me to chant "Get your laws off our bodies!" for a pro-choice
 rally when I was like four and I went to preschool and taught all the other kids
 the chant and led them on a mini-parade around the playground and the
 teachers were like ?????????? ?????????? ?2??????????
 blossomfae
 whenever my brother threw a tantrum as a baby my parents would chant live
 free or die" until he calmed down it was fuckin weird
 lornacrowley
 when i was a kid whenever we got stuck in traffic my dad would say what the
 fuck?!? in a very comic voice and i would repeat it and then he would say it
 with a slightly different inflection and i would repeat that too and so forth and
 so basically my poor mother would be stuck in standstill traffic listening to her
 husband and 4 yr old daughter swearing at each other without end
 waspabi
 i'm a preschool teacher and we like to joke around using radical vocabulary with
 the children, the other day i overheard one kid say this is my truck and the
 other one said 'no, this truck belongs to the collective they all say it now
Kids have no concept of word meanings but they sure love the sounds they make

Kids have no concept of word meanings but they sure love the sounds they make

Children, Crime, and Memes: Teacher Saves Children From Sexual Abuse After Reading Abuser's Text Messages @balleralert Teacher Saves Children From Sexual Abuse After Reading Abuser's Text Messages-blogged by @thereal__bee ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A preschool teacher was able to save two kids while aboard a Southwest Airlines flight after seeing horrific messages from a man in the seat in front of her. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The San Jose Police department reports that 56-year old Michael Keller was texting on his smartphone with large font, when the woman noticed that the messages involved young children being sexually abused. The woman discreetly took photos of his screen and reported the case to airline staff. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “It was in large font, and she sees certain words and starts contemplating there’s something bigger there,” San Jose sex-crimes detective Nick Jourdenais told MercuryNews. “Then the conversation transitions to children. That’s the moment when she decided to preserve the evidence as best as she could.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Upon the landing of the flight, a flight attendant notified police about the situation. Keller was arrested at the airport. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ After a thorough investigation, authorities found that Keller was actually texting babysitter, Gail Burnworth, who was babysitting two young children. BuzzFeed reports that the texts allegedly included requests for Burnworth to sexually abuse the children. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Both Keller and Burnworth have been arrested. Keller was charged with two counts of attempted child molestation and two counts of solicitation of a sex crime. Burnworth was charged with sexual exploitation of a minor, rape of a child in the first degree, and dealing in depictions of a minor engaged in sexually explicit conduct, according to the police report.
Children, Crime, and Memes: Teacher Saves Children From
 Sexual Abuse After Reading
 Abuser's Text Messages
 @balleralert
Teacher Saves Children From Sexual Abuse After Reading Abuser's Text Messages-blogged by @thereal__bee ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A preschool teacher was able to save two kids while aboard a Southwest Airlines flight after seeing horrific messages from a man in the seat in front of her. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The San Jose Police department reports that 56-year old Michael Keller was texting on his smartphone with large font, when the woman noticed that the messages involved young children being sexually abused. The woman discreetly took photos of his screen and reported the case to airline staff. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “It was in large font, and she sees certain words and starts contemplating there’s something bigger there,” San Jose sex-crimes detective Nick Jourdenais told MercuryNews. “Then the conversation transitions to children. That’s the moment when she decided to preserve the evidence as best as she could.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Upon the landing of the flight, a flight attendant notified police about the situation. Keller was arrested at the airport. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ After a thorough investigation, authorities found that Keller was actually texting babysitter, Gail Burnworth, who was babysitting two young children. BuzzFeed reports that the texts allegedly included requests for Burnworth to sexually abuse the children. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Both Keller and Burnworth have been arrested. Keller was charged with two counts of attempted child molestation and two counts of solicitation of a sex crime. Burnworth was charged with sexual exploitation of a minor, rape of a child in the first degree, and dealing in depictions of a minor engaged in sexually explicit conduct, according to the police report.

Teacher Saves Children From Sexual Abuse After Reading Abuser's Text Messages-blogged by @thereal__bee ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A preschool teacher w...

Billboard, Bodies , and Dad: waspabi lornacrowley blossomfae missvoltairine: bradkey: osmanthusoolong arminarlerted story time: i taught my little cousin her first longer word when she was very young. i taught her to say "tax benefits". and to this day my aunt still doesn't know where shegot it from, but it was a hilarious sight to see a little toddler waddling around the house, wearing a big diaper, all the while yelling "TAX BENEFITS!!!!" My parents did this with me and "nuclear disarmament I taught my little brother to say "micro- surgical vasectomy reversal" (saw it on a billboard) on a road trip, and he didn't stop saying it for literal years. My parents taught me to chant "Get your laws off our bodies!" for a pro-choice rally when I was like four and I went to preschool and taught all the other kids the chant and led them on a mini parade around the playground and the teachers were like ?????????? ?????????? ???????????? whenever my brother threw a tantrum as a baby my parents would chant "live free or die" until he calmed down it was fuckin weird when i was a kid whenever we got stuck in traffic my dad would say "what the fuck?!?" in a very comic voice and i would repeat it and then he would say it with a slightly different inflection and i would repeat that too and so forth and so basically my poor mother would be stuck in standstill traffic listening to her husband and 4 yr old daughter swearing at each other without end i'm a preschool teacher and we like to joke around using radical vocabulary with the cildren, the other day i overheard one kid say 'this is my truck' and the other one said 'no, this truck belongs to the collective'; they all say it now Story time: odd toddlersomg-humor.tumblr.com
Billboard, Bodies , and Dad: waspabi
 lornacrowley
 blossomfae
 missvoltairine:
 bradkey:
 osmanthusoolong
 arminarlerted
 story time: i taught
 my little cousin her
 first longer word
 when she was very
 young. i taught her to
 say "tax benefits".
 and to this day my
 aunt still doesn't
 know where shegot it
 from, but it was a
 hilarious sight to see
 a little toddler
 waddling around the
 house, wearing a big
 diaper, all the while
 yelling "TAX
 BENEFITS!!!!"
 My parents did this with me
 and "nuclear disarmament
 I taught my little brother to say "micro-
 surgical vasectomy reversal" (saw it on a
 billboard) on a road trip, and he didn't
 stop saying it for literal years.
 My parents taught me to chant "Get your laws off
 our bodies!" for a pro-choice rally when I was like
 four and I went to preschool and taught all the
 other kids the chant and led them on a mini
 parade around the playground and the teachers
 were like ?????????? ?????????? ????????????
 whenever my brother threw a tantrum as a baby my parents
 would chant "live free or die" until he calmed down it was
 fuckin weird
 when i was a kid whenever we got stuck in traffic my dad would
 say "what the fuck?!?" in a very comic voice and i would repeat it and
 then he would say it with a slightly different inflection and i would
 repeat that too and so forth and so basically my poor mother would
 be stuck in standstill traffic listening to her husband and 4 yr old
 daughter swearing at each other without end
 i'm a preschool teacher and we like to joke around using radical vocabulary
 with the cildren, the other day i overheard one kid say 'this is my truck' and
 the other one said 'no, this truck belongs to the collective'; they all say it now
Story time: odd toddlersomg-humor.tumblr.com

Story time: odd toddlersomg-humor.tumblr.com