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Programmer Humor: Random programmer humor in comments are always a joy

Programmer Humor: Random programmer humor in comments are always a joy

Programmer Humor: Random programmer humor in comments are always a joy

Random programmer humor in comments are always a joy

Programmer Humor: Programmer Humor BINGO

Programmer Humor: Programmer Humor BINGO

Programmer Humor BINGO

Programmer Humor: Random programmer humor in comments are always a joy.

Programmer Humor: Random programmer humor in comments are always a joy.

Programmer Humor: Random programmer humor in comments are always a joy.

Random programmer humor in comments are always a joy.

Programmer Humor: Russian_repost_bot • 11h Wait, you can't fix a washing machine with css? Noob. 1 447 + darthmonks • 10h S 1 Award .dirt { display: none; } 1 715 The real Programmer Humor is always in the comments

$Programmer Humor: Russian_repost_bot • 11h Wait, you can't fix a washing machine with css? Noob. 1 447 + darthmonks • 10h S 1 Award .dirt { display: none; } 1 715 The real Programmer Humor is always in the comments$

$Programmer Humor: Russian_repost_bot • 11h Wait, you can't fix a washing machine with css? Noob. 1 447 + darthmonks • 10h S 1 Award .dirt { display: none; } 1 715 The real Programmer Humor is always in the comments$

The real Programmer Humor is always in the comments

Programmer Humor: PYTHON HAHA NO SEMANTICS ARRAY STARTS AT O HAHA WE USE STACKOVERFLOW CTRL+C CTL+V DEPLOY JUST BEFORE WEEKEND OMG SO CRAZY ME WHEN I FOUND A BUG (FUNNY PICTURE SEMICOLON IN REAL LIFE HAHA WE ARE SUCH A PROGRAMMERS WORKS AT FIRST ATTEMPT HAHA GUYS YOU KNOW THAT FEEL PHP LOL R/PROGRAMMERHUMOR IN A NUTSHELL Programmer Humor in a nutshell

Programmer Humor: PYTHON HAHA NO SEMANTICS
ARRAY STARTS AT O
HAHA WE USE STACKOVERFLOW
CTRL+C CTL+V
DEPLOY JUST BEFORE WEEKEND OMG SO CRAZY
ME WHEN I FOUND A BUG (FUNNY PICTURE
SEMICOLON IN REAL LIFE HAHA WE ARE SUCH A
PROGRAMMERS
WORKS AT FIRST ATTEMPT HAHA GUYS
YOU KNOW THAT FEEL
PHP LOL
R/PROGRAMMERHUMOR IN A NUTSHELL
Programmer Humor in a nutshell

Programmer Humor: PYTHON HAHA NO SEMANTICS
ARRAY STARTS AT O
HAHA WE USE STACKOVERFLOW
CTRL+C CTL+V
DEPLOY JUST BEFORE WEEKEND OMG SO CRAZY
ME WHEN I FOUND A BUG (FUNNY PICTURE
SEMICOLON IN REAL LIFE HAHA WE ARE SUCH A
PROGRAMMERS
WORKS AT FIRST ATTEMPT HAHA GUYS
YOU KNOW THAT FEEL
PHP LOL
R/PROGRAMMERHUMOR IN A NUTSHELL
Programmer Humor in a nutshell

Programmer Humor in a nutshell

Programmer Humor: Nobody Me, a high school freshman after taking computer science for 6 weeks and joining r/programmer humor Rrogrammer hyself YOu know, I'm something of a Only 6 weeks

Programmer Humor: Nobody
Me, a high school freshman after taking computer
science for 6 weeks and joining r/programmer humor
Rrogrammer
hyself
YOu know, I'm something of a
Only 6 weeks

Programmer Humor: Nobody
Me, a high school freshman after taking computer
science for 6 weeks and joining r/programmer humor
Rrogrammer
hyself
YOu know, I'm something of a
Only 6 weeks

Only 6 weeks

Programmer Humor: WEB DEVELOPER LHNAT WITH A JOB WITHOUT A JOB Programmer Humor

Programmer Humor: WEB DEVELOPER
LHNAT
WITH A JOB
WITHOUT A JOB
Programmer Humor

Programmer Humor: WEB DEVELOPER
LHNAT
WITH A JOB
WITHOUT A JOB
Programmer Humor

Programmer Humor

Programmer Humor: -1 crimsmack 11 points 46 minutes ago Whats 9+ 10? permalink save-RES parent report give gold reply source save [-] SlothOfDoom 40 points 44 minutes ago 910 permalink source save-RES parent report give gold reply save ] Antrikshy 82 points 34 minutes ago No no. That's "9" "10" permalink source save-RES parent report give gold save reply [- DDollahDave 66 points 32 minutes ago Found the programmer permalink source save save-RES parent report give gold reply [ asianwaste 31 points 23 minutes ago Let's string him up permalink source save-RES parent save report give gold reply Random programmer humor in comments are always a joy.

Programmer Humor: -1 crimsmack
11 points 46 minutes ago
Whats 9+ 10?
permalink
save-RES parent report give gold reply
source
save
[-] SlothOfDoom
40 points 44 minutes ago
910
permalink source
save-RES parent report give gold reply
save
] Antrikshy
82 points 34 minutes ago
No no. That's "9" "10"
permalink source
save-RES parent report give gold
save
reply
[- DDollahDave
66 points 32 minutes ago
Found the programmer
permalink source
save save-RES parent report
give gold reply
[ asianwaste
31 points 23 minutes ago
Let's string him up
permalink source
save-RES parent
save
report give gold reply
Random programmer humor in comments are always a joy.

Programmer Humor: -1 crimsmack
11 points 46 minutes ago
Whats 9+ 10?
permalink
save-RES parent report give gold reply
source
save
[-] SlothOfDoom
40 points 44 minutes ago
910
permalink source
save-RES parent report give gold reply
save
] Antrikshy
82 points 34 minutes ago
No no. That's "9" "10"
permalink source
save-RES parent report give gold
save
reply
[- DDollahDave
66 points 32 minutes ago
Found the programmer
permalink source
save save-RES parent report
give gold reply
[ asianwaste
31 points 23 minutes ago
Let's string him up
permalink source
save-RES parent
save
report give gold reply
Random programmer humor in comments are always a joy.

Random programmer humor in comments are always a joy.

Programmer Humor: Sunny @YTSunnys 19 min What even is today? 3 RustyNova016 @rustynova016 58 s yesterday++ Daily dose of programmer humor

Programmer Humor: Sunny @YTSunnys 19 min
What even is today?
3
RustyNova016 @rustynova016 58 s
yesterday++
Daily dose of programmer humor

Programmer Humor: Sunny @YTSunnys 19 min
What even is today?
3
RustyNova016 @rustynova016 58 s
yesterday++
Daily dose of programmer humor

Daily dose of programmer humor

Programmer Humor: Developers at the beginning of a project. Developers at the end of a project. vs. Hello new people on programmer humor

Programmer Humor: Developers at the
beginning of a
project.
Developers at the
end of a project.
vs.
Hello new people on programmer humor

Programmer Humor: Developers at the
beginning of a
project.
Developers at the
end of a project.
vs.
Hello new people on programmer humor

Hello new people on programmer humor

Programmer Humor: /r/programmerhumor Programmer humor Memes about missing semicolons, arrays starting at 1, Python hype, node module bloat, and unfunny "jealous girlfriend" memes Content breakdown

Programmer Humor: /r/programmerhumor
Programmer humor
Memes about missing
semicolons, arrays
starting at 1, Python
hype, node module bloat,
and unfunny "jealous
girlfriend" memes
Content breakdown

Programmer Humor: /r/programmerhumor
Programmer humor
Memes about missing
semicolons, arrays
starting at 1, Python
hype, node module bloat,
and unfunny "jealous
girlfriend" memes
Content breakdown

Content breakdown

Programmer Humor: /r/ProgrammerHumor/ StarterPack *Has never coded javascript* uses markupj <and syntax> ;unironically ,in regular /conversation N FOR *top comment in every thread is a Python joke, regardless of content MENT BENEFITS APPLICATIO UNEMPLOY slack "DID WE MENTION WE HATE JAVASCRIPT" screenshots Half the comment section: №tepadH "I only use sublime bro" javascript *insert "null object" joke wherever possible* Programmer Humor Starter pack

Programmer Humor: /r/ProgrammerHumor/
StarterPack
*Has never coded javascript*
uses markupj
<and syntax>
;unironically
,in regular
/conversation
N FOR
*top comment in every thread is a
Python joke, regardless of content
MENT BENEFITS
APPLICATIO
UNEMPLOY
slack
"DID WE MENTION
WE HATE JAVASCRIPT"
screenshots
Half the comment section:
№tepadH
"I only use
sublime bro"
javascript
*insert "null object" joke wherever possible*
Programmer Humor Starter pack

Programmer Humor: /r/ProgrammerHumor/
StarterPack
*Has never coded javascript*
uses markupj
<and syntax>
;unironically
,in regular
/conversation
N FOR
*top comment in every thread is a
Python joke, regardless of content
MENT BENEFITS
APPLICATIO
UNEMPLOY
slack
"DID WE MENTION
WE HATE JAVASCRIPT"
screenshots
Half the comment section:
№tepadH
"I only use
sublime bro"
javascript
*insert "null object" joke wherever possible*
Programmer Humor Starter pack

Programmer Humor Starter pack

Programmer Humor: The last existing team of COBOL developers Programmer Humor, Team, and Cobol

Programmer Humor: The last existing team of
COBOL developers
Programmer Humor, Team, and Cobol

Programmer Humor: The last existing team of
COBOL developers
Programmer Humor, Team, and Cobol

Programmer Humor, Team, and Cobol

Programmer Humor: HOW WELL IUNDERSTAND PROGRAMMING: GOT COMPUTER SCIENCE DEGREE ACTUAL C++ DEVELOPER JOB COMPUTER SCIENCE IN SCHOOL STARTED READING R/PROGRAMMER HUMOR TTE→ How well I understand programming

Programmer Humor: HOW WELL IUNDERSTAND
PROGRAMMING:
GOT
COMPUTER SCIENCE
DEGREE
ACTUAL
C++ DEVELOPER
JOB
COMPUTER
SCIENCE
IN SCHOOL
STARTED
READING
R/PROGRAMMER
HUMOR
TTE→
How well I understand programming

Programmer Humor: HOW WELL IUNDERSTAND
PROGRAMMING:
GOT
COMPUTER SCIENCE
DEGREE
ACTUAL
C++ DEVELOPER
JOB
COMPUTER
SCIENCE
IN SCHOOL
STARTED
READING
R/PROGRAMMER
HUMOR
TTE→
How well I understand programming

How well I understand programming

Programmer Humor: BFTOLD MEIAM HIS NUMBER ONE HE WORKSAS ACPROGRAMMER mgflip.com BF told me I am his number one

Programmer Humor: BFTOLD MEIAM HIS NUMBER ONE
HE WORKSAS ACPROGRAMMER
mgflip.com
BF told me I am his number one

Programmer Humor: BFTOLD MEIAM HIS NUMBER ONE
HE WORKSAS ACPROGRAMMER
mgflip.com
BF told me I am his number one

BF told me I am his number one

Programmer Humor: Back e INTENSITY hll Ait Heal AVA PAUSE Under the hood

Programmer Humor: Back e
INTENSITY
hll Ait
Heal
AVA
PAUSE
Under the hood

Programmer Humor: Back e
INTENSITY
hll Ait
Heal
AVA
PAUSE
Under the hood

Under the hood

Programmer Humor: Java Setup-Progress Java ORACLE Status: Registering Java Runtime Environment 3 Billion Devices Run Java Compute Kindl Parking Meters Public Transportation Passes, ATMs Credit Carus Ho Routers, Cell Phones, BlackBerry, me Security Systems, Cable Boxes, TVs ORACLE 낱 Insert coins at anytime CARD 1 Insert card A 10K fully and rémove quickly Why Java is superior

Programmer Humor: Java Setup-Progress
Java
ORACLE
Status:
Registering Java Runtime Environment
3 Billion Devices Run Java
Compute
Kindl Parking Meters Public Transportation Passes, ATMs
Credit Carus Ho
Routers, Cell Phones, BlackBerry,
me Security Systems, Cable Boxes, TVs
ORACLE

낱
Insert
coins at
anytime
CARD
1 Insert card
A 10K
fully and
rémove
quickly
Why Java is superior

Programmer Humor: Java Setup-Progress
Java
ORACLE
Status:
Registering Java Runtime Environment
3 Billion Devices Run Java
Compute
Kindl Parking Meters Public Transportation Passes, ATMs
Credit Carus Ho
Routers, Cell Phones, BlackBerry,
me Security Systems, Cable Boxes, TVs
ORACLE

낱
Insert
coins at
anytime
CARD
1 Insert card
A 10K
fully and
rémove
quickly
Why Java is superior

Why Java is superior

Programmer Humor: #10YearChallenge #windows ct and Windous has been shut down to prevent damage DRIUER e you ue seen this Stop error screen, f tis screen appears again, follou these steps neu hardware or softuare is properly installed lation, ask your harduare or softuare nanufacturer you might need isable or renoue any neuly installed harduare OS memory options such as caching or shadowing Hode to renoue or disable components, restar to select Aduanced Startup options, and then Windows 10 Year Challenge

Programmer Humor: #10YearChallenge #windows
ct and Windous has been shut down to prevent damage
DRIUER
e you ue seen this Stop error screen,
f tis screen appears again, follou these steps
neu hardware or softuare is properly installed
lation, ask your harduare or softuare nanufacturer
you might need
isable or renoue any neuly installed harduare
OS memory options such as caching or shadowing
Hode to renoue or disable components, restar
to select Aduanced Startup options, and then
Windows 10 Year Challenge

Programmer Humor: #10YearChallenge #windows
ct and Windous has been shut down to prevent damage
DRIUER
e you ue seen this Stop error screen,
f tis screen appears again, follou these steps
neu hardware or softuare is properly installed
lation, ask your harduare or softuare nanufacturer
you might need
isable or renoue any neuly installed harduare
OS memory options such as caching or shadowing
Hode to renoue or disable components, restar
to select Aduanced Startup options, and then
Windows 10 Year Challenge

Windows 10 Year Challenge

Programmer Humor: GOT COMPUTER SCIENCE DEGREE ACTUAL C++ DEVELOPER JOB COMPUTER SCIENCE IN SCHOOL STARTED READING R/PROGRAMMER HUMOR TIME Understanding programming

Programmer Humor: GOT
COMPUTER SCIENCE
DEGREE
ACTUAL
C++ DEVELOPER
JOB
COMPUTER
SCIENCE
IN SCHOOL
STARTED
READING
R/PROGRAMMER
HUMOR
TIME
Understanding programming

Programmer Humor: GOT
COMPUTER SCIENCE
DEGREE
ACTUAL
C++ DEVELOPER
JOB
COMPUTER
SCIENCE
IN SCHOOL
STARTED
READING
R/PROGRAMMER
HUMOR
TIME
Understanding programming

Understanding programming

Programmer Humor: Okay, any ideas on how to make women more interested in us? python Java ake more exceptions? Redefine our methods? Stop treating them ike objects? python C+ ANS Java ANSI Programmer humor

Programmer Humor: Okay, any ideas on how to make
women more interested in us?
python
Java
ake more
exceptions?
Redefine
our methods?
Stop treating them
ike objects?
python
C+
ANS
Java
ANSI
Programmer humor

Programmer Humor: Okay, any ideas on how to make
women more interested in us?
python
Java
ake more
exceptions?
Redefine
our methods?
Stop treating them
ike objects?
python
C+
ANS
Java
ANSI
Programmer humor

Programmer humor

Programmer Humor: I WANT YOU TO TAKE OVER TED'S SOFTWARE UPGRADE. CAN YOU FINISH THAT IN A WEEK? ARE YOU KIDDING? IT WILL TAKE A WEEK JUST TO BAD-MOUTH IS THAT LIKE WATER TO A FISH HIS EXISTING CODE TNE EVER YONE WITHIN WALKING DISTANCE. NECES SARY? Dilbert knows what's up.

Programmer Humor: I WANT YOU TO TAKE
OVER TED'S SOFTWARE
UPGRADE. CAN YOU
FINISH THAT IN A
WEEK?
ARE YOU KIDDING?
IT WILL TAKE A WEEK
JUST TO BAD-MOUTH
IS
THAT
LIKE
WATER
TO A
FISH
HIS EXISTING CODE TNE
EVER YONE WITHIN
WALKING DISTANCE.
NECES
SARY?
Dilbert knows what's up.

Programmer Humor: I WANT YOU TO TAKE
OVER TED'S SOFTWARE
UPGRADE. CAN YOU
FINISH THAT IN A
WEEK?
ARE YOU KIDDING?
IT WILL TAKE A WEEK
JUST TO BAD-MOUTH
IS
THAT
LIKE
WATER
TO A
FISH
HIS EXISTING CODE TNE
EVER YONE WITHIN
WALKING DISTANCE.
NECES
SARY?
Dilbert knows what's up.

Dilbert knows what's up.

Programmer Humor: Programmer Humor My idea for the new logo

My idea for the new logo

Programmer Humor: ph Programmer Humor (logo) Proposal

Programmer Humor (logo) Proposal

Programmer Humor: TARE PROGRAMMER I MAKE COMPUTER BEEP BOOP BEEP BEEP BOOP I ARE PROGRAMMER

Programmer Humor: TARE PROGRAMMER
I MAKE COMPUTER BEEP BOOP
BEEP BEEP BOOP
I ARE PROGRAMMER

Programmer Humor: TARE PROGRAMMER
I MAKE COMPUTER BEEP BOOP
BEEP BEEP BOOP
I ARE PROGRAMMER

I ARE PROGRAMMER

Programmer Humor: BEA BACKEND PRO OGRAMMER THEY IT WOULD BE FUN THEY SAID BACKEND programmer say!!!

Programmer Humor: BEA BACKEND PRO
OGRAMMER
THEY
IT WOULD BE FUN THEY SAID
BACKEND programmer say!!!

Programmer Humor: BEA BACKEND PRO
OGRAMMER
THEY
IT WOULD BE FUN THEY SAID
BACKEND programmer say!!!

BACKEND programmer say!!!

Programmer Humor: opo-34605: Avoid master/slave terms #9101 Merged vnner merged 1 commit into python:master from vstinnersmisc master slave 7 days ago Conversation 17 Commits Checks Files changed 7 vstinner commented 7 days ago edited by bedevere-bot Member . Replace "master process" with "parent process" . Replace "master option mappings" with "main option mappings" . Replace "master pattern object" with "main pattern object" ssl: replace "master" with "server" . And some other similar changes https://bugs.python.org/issue34605 DUDE WHAT Say whaaat

Programmer Humor: opo-34605: Avoid master/slave terms #9101
Merged
vnner merged 1 commit into python:master from vstinnersmisc master slave 7 days ago
Conversation 17 Commits Checks
Files changed 7
vstinner commented 7 days ago edited by bedevere-bot
Member
. Replace "master process" with "parent process"
. Replace "master option mappings" with "main option mappings"
. Replace "master pattern object" with "main pattern object"
ssl: replace "master" with "server"
. And some other similar changes
https://bugs.python.org/issue34605
DUDE WHAT
Say whaaat

Programmer Humor: opo-34605: Avoid master/slave terms #9101
Merged
vnner merged 1 commit into python:master from vstinnersmisc master slave 7 days ago
Conversation 17 Commits Checks
Files changed 7
vstinner commented 7 days ago edited by bedevere-bot
Member
. Replace "master process" with "parent process"
. Replace "master option mappings" with "main option mappings"
. Replace "master pattern object" with "main pattern object"
ssl: replace "master" with "server"
. And some other similar changes
https://bugs.python.org/issue34605
DUDE WHAT
Say whaaat

Say whaaat

Programmer Humor: HOW WELL IUNDERSTAND PROGRAMMING: GOT COMPUTER SCIENCE DEGREE ACTUAL C++ DEVELOPER JOB COMPUTER SCIENCE IN SCHOOL STARTED READING R/PROGRAMMER HUMOR TTE→ Understanding Programming

Programmer Humor: HOW WELL IUNDERSTAND
PROGRAMMING:
GOT
COMPUTER SCIENCE
DEGREE
ACTUAL
C++ DEVELOPER
JOB
COMPUTER
SCIENCE
IN SCHOOL
STARTED
READING
R/PROGRAMMER
HUMOR
TTE→
Understanding Programming

Programmer Humor: HOW WELL IUNDERSTAND
PROGRAMMING:
GOT
COMPUTER SCIENCE
DEGREE
ACTUAL
C++ DEVELOPER
JOB
COMPUTER
SCIENCE
IN SCHOOL
STARTED
READING
R/PROGRAMMER
HUMOR
TTE→
Understanding Programming

Understanding Programming

Programmer Humor: CoolGuyCoolGuy @CoolGuySquared 30m MY VERY REAL #GITHUB REPO 100% TRUE NO LIE I AM NO LIAR #PROGRAMMER #HUMOR #FRONTPAGE #REDDIT #HURRDURR 10000000 contributions in 2049 You Will Never Click These Settings Oct Nov Dec Feb Mar May JunJul Aug Sep Mon Wed Fri Learn how we Count Draculas. 2 CoolGuyCoolGuy @CoolGuySquared 16m I spent over an hour making this using the inspect elements tool, provide upvotes plz Ryan Heiss @Ryan_Heiss_is 8m Wait why didn't you just make it in Photoshop lol XD CoolGuyCoolGuy @CoolGuySquared Follow Replying to @Ryan_Heiss_is Why don't I juST SIT ON MY BETRAYAL SOAKED THRONE OF FUCKING LIES 6:25 PM - 13 Sep 2018 When someone first learns how to use the inspect element tool

Programmer Humor: CoolGuyCoolGuy @CoolGuySquared 30m
MY VERY REAL #GITHUB REPO 100% TRUE NO LIE I AM NO LIAR
#PROGRAMMER #HUMOR #FRONTPAGE #REDDIT #HURRDURR
10000000 contributions in 2049
You Will Never Click These Settings
Oct
Nov
Dec
Feb
Mar
May JunJul
Aug
Sep
Mon
Wed
Fri
Learn how we Count Draculas.
2
CoolGuyCoolGuy @CoolGuySquared 16m
I spent over an hour making this using the inspect elements tool, provide
upvotes plz
Ryan Heiss @Ryan_Heiss_is 8m
Wait why didn't you just make it in Photoshop lol XD
CoolGuyCoolGuy
@CoolGuySquared
Follow
Replying to @Ryan_Heiss_is
Why don't I juST SIT ON MY BETRAYAL
SOAKED THRONE OF FUCKING LIES
6:25 PM - 13 Sep 2018
When someone first learns how to use the inspect element tool

Programmer Humor: CoolGuyCoolGuy @CoolGuySquared 30m
MY VERY REAL #GITHUB REPO 100% TRUE NO LIE I AM NO LIAR
#PROGRAMMER #HUMOR #FRONTPAGE #REDDIT #HURRDURR
10000000 contributions in 2049
You Will Never Click These Settings
Oct
Nov
Dec
Feb
Mar
May JunJul
Aug
Sep
Mon
Wed
Fri
Learn how we Count Draculas.
2
CoolGuyCoolGuy @CoolGuySquared 16m
I spent over an hour making this using the inspect elements tool, provide
upvotes plz
Ryan Heiss @Ryan_Heiss_is 8m
Wait why didn't you just make it in Photoshop lol XD
CoolGuyCoolGuy
@CoolGuySquared
Follow
Replying to @Ryan_Heiss_is
Why don't I juST SIT ON MY BETRAYAL
SOAKED THRONE OF FUCKING LIES
6:25 PM - 13 Sep 2018
When someone first learns how to use the inspect element tool

When someone first learns how to use the inspect element tool

Programmer Humor: A STORY FROM o togg SOETWARE DOP Y MART VIRKUS EXPLAINED CARS ODELS ATH AGENCY THE NUTSHELL SOFTWARE WHAT THE CLIENT WANTS LINEAR FLO 4 WATERFAL CLIENT PLACES TRADITIONAL, PRODUCTION HOW MUCH THEY THINK IT COSTS PRODUCTIOw THE KNO BECAUSE DEVELOPMENT PLANS NEVER CHANGE! &DONE AGILE BUT AMOUNT oP PROBLE GROWS EXPONENTIALLY WITH THE SIZE OF THE CLIENT-SIDE TEAH DEVELOPMENT THE WEIRD NCY Is LPc GUY TRANSPARE SMALL INCREMENTAL CHANGES CLIENTIS INVOLVED IN THE PROCESSs ADAPTABLE TO CHANGING CIRCUMSTANCES HAMBA ㄇ WAITING PoR PAYMENT AND ㅜwo POPULAR SCRUM KANBAN ARE KANBAN SENSEI MAKES SURE THE METHODS FOR TEAM FOLLOWS THE TO-DO LIST AVOIDING CHAOS CAN WATCH You woRK ? eckum SCRUM MASTER PROTECTS THE TEAM'S TIME- AT ANY COST ACTUALLY couLo wE's ㄇ TESTING IN PRODUCTION DESIGNED FOR FAST DELIVERY & MINIMAL WASTE M.v.P u MINIMUM VIABLE ALL NON -ESSENTIALS ARE THROWN PRODUCT 2.016 toggl.com Development explained through building a car.

Programmer Humor: A STORY FROM
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Development explained through building a car.

Programmer Humor: A STORY FROM
o togg
SOETWARE
DOP
Y MART VIRKUS
EXPLAINED
CARS
ODELS
ATH
AGENCY
THE NUTSHELL
SOFTWARE
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PRODUCTION
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IT COSTS
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BECAUSE
DEVELOPMENT
PLANS NEVER
CHANGE!
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BUT
AMOUNT oP PROBLE
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Development explained through building a car.

Development explained through building a car.

Programmer Humor: Tweet tl Wendy's retweeted Frank's RedHot @FranksRedHot RANK RedHot hey @Wendys, u up? 4:02 am 10 Jul 18 1,581 Retweets 6,398 Likes Wendy's @Wendys 6h Replying to @FranksRedHot Yeah, can't sleep 8 43 1,022 Frank's RedHot@FranksRed... 6h Rough Monday? RANK RedHot 31 819 Wendy's@Wendys 6h Tweet your reply Tweet Wendy's @Wendys 6h It's been ok, just can't stop thinking about stuff. Y'know? t 40 881 Frank's RedHot. @FranksRed.. . 6h I feel you... what's on your mind? RANK Red Hot t 23 795 Wendy's @Wendys 6h Like food and stuff. We think a lot about food tbh 4 34 912 Frank's RedHot@FranksRed... .6h RANK Red Hot Maybe we should get together sometime? Wendy's @Wendys 6h Hmmmm, that does sound a bit...saucy 1 n 1012 Tweet your reply Tweet Frank's RedHot@FranksRed... 6h Hot Saucy and maybe a little... spicy RANK Re 5 ti 45 973 Wendy's @Wendys 6h What do you have in mind? Frank's RedHot@FranksRed... 5h RANK Red Hot Idk but you've been lookin' like a snack lately Wendy's @Wendys 5h we're a whole meal if you order right. Frank's RedHot. @FranksRed.. . 5h RANK Re HotWanna meet at your place? Tweet your reply Tweet Frank's RedHot@FranksRed... 5h v RANK Red Hot Wanna meet at your place? t0 30 720 Wendy's @Wendys 5h You bring the hot sauce, we'll bring the...well basically any of our food you want. Fries, nuggs, Frosty? Frank's RedHot@FranksRed... 5h v RANK Hot Anything on the menu? You mean it? 2 22 713 Wendy's @Wendys 5h Just imagine the things we could make it could be so magical Frank's RedHot@FranksRed... 5h v RANK Red Hot So magical. See you soon, babe Tweet your reply 100% 10:30 Tweet Frank's RedHot. @FranksRed...-5h ﹀ RANK Red Hot So magical. See you soon, babe 51 60 1,012 ç Wendy's @Wendys 5h Can't wait. 58 п 16 377 xTech @xTechGaming 5h XTECH GAMING WTF ti 7 138 Tweet your reply I legit spotted this on a travel insurance site

Programmer Humor: Tweet
tl Wendy's retweeted
Frank's RedHot
@FranksRedHot
RANK
RedHot
hey @Wendys, u up?
4:02 am 10 Jul 18
1,581 Retweets 6,398 Likes
Wendy's @Wendys 6h
Replying to @FranksRedHot
Yeah, can't sleep
8
43
1,022
Frank's RedHot@FranksRed... 6h
Rough Monday?
RANK
RedHot
31
819
Wendy's@Wendys 6h
Tweet your reply

Tweet
Wendy's @Wendys 6h
It's been ok, just can't stop thinking
about stuff. Y'know?
t 40
881
Frank's RedHot. @FranksRed.. . 6h
I feel you... what's on your mind?
RANK
Red
Hot
t 23 795
Wendy's @Wendys 6h
Like food and stuff. We think a lot about
food tbh
4
34
912
Frank's RedHot@FranksRed... .6h
RANK
Red
Hot Maybe we should get together
sometime?
Wendy's @Wendys 6h
Hmmmm, that does sound a bit...saucy
1 n
1012
Tweet your reply

Tweet
Frank's RedHot@FranksRed... 6h
Hot Saucy and maybe a little... spicy
RANK
Re
5
ti 45 973
Wendy's @Wendys 6h
What do you have in mind?
Frank's RedHot@FranksRed... 5h
RANK
Red
Hot Idk but you've been lookin' like a snack
lately
Wendy's @Wendys 5h
we're a whole meal if you order right.
Frank's RedHot. @FranksRed..
. 5h
RANK
Re
HotWanna meet at your place?
Tweet your reply

Tweet
Frank's RedHot@FranksRed... 5h v
RANK
Red
Hot Wanna meet at your place?
t0 30 720
Wendy's @Wendys 5h
You bring the hot sauce, we'll bring
the...well basically any of our food you
want. Fries, nuggs, Frosty?
Frank's RedHot@FranksRed... 5h v
RANK
Hot Anything on the menu? You mean it?
2
22
713
Wendy's @Wendys 5h
Just imagine the things we could make
it could be so magical
Frank's RedHot@FranksRed... 5h v
RANK
Red
Hot So magical. See you soon, babe
Tweet your reply

100% 10:30
Tweet
Frank's RedHot. @FranksRed...-5h
﹀
RANK
Red
Hot So magical. See you soon, babe
51 60 1,012 ç
Wendy's @Wendys 5h
Can't wait.
58 п 16 377
xTech @xTechGaming 5h
XTECH
GAMING
WTF
ti
7 138
Tweet your reply
I legit spotted this on a travel insurance site

Programmer Humor: Tweet
tl Wendy's retweeted
Frank's RedHot
@FranksRedHot
RANK
RedHot
hey @Wendys, u up?
4:02 am 10 Jul 18
1,581 Retweets 6,398 Likes
Wendy's @Wendys 6h
Replying to @FranksRedHot
Yeah, can't sleep
8
43
1,022
Frank's RedHot@FranksRed... 6h
Rough Monday?
RANK
RedHot
31
819
Wendy's@Wendys 6h
Tweet your reply

Tweet
Wendy's @Wendys 6h
It's been ok, just can't stop thinking
about stuff. Y'know?
t 40
881
Frank's RedHot. @FranksRed.. . 6h
I feel you... what's on your mind?
RANK
Red
Hot
t 23 795
Wendy's @Wendys 6h
Like food and stuff. We think a lot about
food tbh
4
34
912
Frank's RedHot@FranksRed... .6h
RANK
Red
Hot Maybe we should get together
sometime?
Wendy's @Wendys 6h
Hmmmm, that does sound a bit...saucy
1 n
1012
Tweet your reply

Tweet
Frank's RedHot@FranksRed... 6h
Hot Saucy and maybe a little... spicy
RANK
Re
5
ti 45 973
Wendy's @Wendys 6h
What do you have in mind?
Frank's RedHot@FranksRed... 5h
RANK
Red
Hot Idk but you've been lookin' like a snack
lately
Wendy's @Wendys 5h
we're a whole meal if you order right.
Frank's RedHot. @FranksRed..
. 5h
RANK
Re
HotWanna meet at your place?
Tweet your reply

Tweet
Frank's RedHot@FranksRed... 5h v
RANK
Red
Hot Wanna meet at your place?
t0 30 720
Wendy's @Wendys 5h
You bring the hot sauce, we'll bring
the...well basically any of our food you
want. Fries, nuggs, Frosty?
Frank's RedHot@FranksRed... 5h v
RANK
Hot Anything on the menu? You mean it?
2
22
713
Wendy's @Wendys 5h
Just imagine the things we could make
it could be so magical
Frank's RedHot@FranksRed... 5h v
RANK
Red
Hot So magical. See you soon, babe
Tweet your reply

100% 10:30
Tweet
Frank's RedHot. @FranksRed...-5h
﹀
RANK
Red
Hot So magical. See you soon, babe
51 60 1,012 ç
Wendy's @Wendys 5h
Can't wait.
58 п 16 377
xTech @xTechGaming 5h
XTECH
GAMING
WTF
ti
7 138
Tweet your reply
I legit spotted this on a travel insurance site

I legit spotted this on a travel insurance site

Programmer Humor: Thomas Fuchs @thomasfuchs Marc was almost ready to implement his "hello world" React app 2z 艺41. 7:24 AM-12 Mar 2016 3,345 RETWEETS 3,781 LIKES Hello World!

Programmer Humor: Thomas Fuchs
@thomasfuchs
Marc was almost ready to implement
his "hello world" React app
2z
艺41.
7:24 AM-12 Mar 2016
3,345 RETWEETS
3,781 LIKES
Hello World!

Programmer Humor: Thomas Fuchs
@thomasfuchs
Marc was almost ready to implement
his "hello world" React app
2z
艺41.
7:24 AM-12 Mar 2016
3,345 RETWEETS
3,781 LIKES
Hello World!

Hello World!

Programmer Humor: When someone asks you: "Did you try unplugging it and plugging it back in?"

Programmer Humor: When someone asks you: "Did you try unplugging it and plugging it back in?"

Programmer Humor: When someone asks you: "Did you try unplugging it and plugging it back in?"

When someone asks you: "Did you try unplugging it and plugging it back in?"

Programmer Humor: IH Wow! His first words H.. He.. Hel. Hello, World! Born to Code! This is what happens when a coder is born

Programmer Humor: IH
Wow!
His first words
H.. He.. Hel.
Hello, World!
Born to Code!
This is what happens when a coder is born

Programmer Humor: IH
Wow!
His first words
H.. He.. Hel.
Hello, World!
Born to Code!
This is what happens when a coder is born

This is what happens when a coder is born

Programmer Humor: So today i found myself behind a beautiful girl in the chekout line CUTE HAIR GCE.. L, UH The Universe hates me. Funny Progammer Joke

Programmer Humor: So today i found myself behind a
beautiful girl in the chekout line
CUTE
HAIR
GCE..
L, UH
The Universe hates me.
Funny Progammer Joke

Programmer Humor: So today i found myself behind a
beautiful girl in the chekout line
CUTE
HAIR
GCE..
L, UH
The Universe hates me.
Funny Progammer Joke

Funny Progammer Joke

Programmer Humor: Programming Expectation Vs. Reality

Programmer Humor: Programming Expectation Vs. Reality

Programmer Humor: Programming Expectation Vs. Reality

Programming Expectation Vs. Reality

Programmer Humor: Accepting your mistake and fixing the bugs Hosting a public "Bug Bash" and get others to fix bugs for you Ignoring the bugs completely Labeling the bugs as "Features" Adding a leading zero to the version number and labeling the program as Early Access I never signed no NDA

Programmer Humor: Accepting your mistake
and fixing the bugs
Hosting a public "Bug
Bash" and get others
to fix bugs for you
Ignoring the bugs
completely
Labeling the bugs
as "Features"
Adding a leading zero to the
version number and labeling
the program as Early Access
I never signed no NDA

Programmer Humor: Accepting your mistake
and fixing the bugs
Hosting a public "Bug
Bash" and get others
to fix bugs for you
Ignoring the bugs
completely
Labeling the bugs
as "Features"
Adding a leading zero to the
version number and labeling
the program as Early Access
I never signed no NDA

I never signed no NDA

Programmer Humor: ROCK STAR DEVELOPER WE'RE LOOKING FOR A ROCK STAR DEVELOPER TO JOIN OUR TEAM (0 HE'S GoOD! @SKELETON-CLAW SKELE TONCLAW.COM Hiring a rock star developer

Programmer Humor: ROCK STAR DEVELOPER
WE'RE LOOKING FOR A
ROCK STAR DEVELOPER
TO JOIN OUR TEAM
(0
HE'S GoOD!
@SKELETON-CLAW
SKELE TONCLAW.COM
Hiring a rock star developer

Programmer Humor: ROCK STAR DEVELOPER
WE'RE LOOKING FOR A
ROCK STAR DEVELOPER
TO JOIN OUR TEAM
(0
HE'S GoOD!
@SKELETON-CLAW
SKELE TONCLAW.COM
Hiring a rock star developer

Hiring a rock star developer

Programmer Humor: There are two hard problems in computer science: 0) Naming things 1) Cache invalidation 2) Off by one errors Hard Problems

Programmer Humor: There are two hard
problems in computer
science:
0) Naming things
1) Cache invalidation
2) Off by one errors
Hard Problems

Programmer Humor: There are two hard
problems in computer
science:
0) Naming things
1) Cache invalidation
2) Off by one errors
Hard Problems

Hard Problems

Programmer Humor: 404 Neighbor not found

Programmer Humor: 404
Neighbor not found

Neighbor not found

Programmer Humor: KEEP OUT OR ENTER. I'M A SIGN, NOT A COP Client side validation

Programmer Humor: KEEP
OUT
OR ENTER.
I'M A SIGN,
NOT A COP
Client side validation

Programmer Humor: KEEP
OUT
OR ENTER.
I'M A SIGN,
NOT A COP
Client side validation

Client side validation

Programmer Humor: grep -v

Programmer Humor: grep -v

grep -v

Programmer Humor: WHY ISN'T MY MOUSE. MOVING? BECAUSE THE MONITOR YOURE LOOKING THE COMPUTER NEXT TO YOU EVERYTHING WORK WHY DO W LN EVEN PAY YOU ITG ONE THING IS BROKEN WHY DO WI 7 EVEN PAY YOU ITGUYS WHAT INTERN BROWSER THAT'S AN IDIOTIC ARE YOU USING QUESTION. WINDOWS THE COMPUTER FORGOT MI WOR DO YOU HAVE A THE WIND KEEPS BLOWING WIND PROOF IGNAL AWA MY W ROUTE The life in IT

Programmer Humor: WHY ISN'T
MY MOUSE.
MOVING?
BECAUSE THE MONITOR
YOURE LOOKING THE COMPUTER
NEXT TO YOU
EVERYTHING WORK
WHY DO W
LN
EVEN PAY
YOU ITG
ONE THING
IS BROKEN
WHY DO WI
7 EVEN PAY
YOU ITGUYS
WHAT INTERN
BROWSER
THAT'S AN IDIOTIC
ARE YOU USING
QUESTION.
WINDOWS
THE COMPUTER
FORGOT
MI WOR
DO YOU HAVE A
THE WIND KEEPS BLOWING
WIND PROOF
IGNAL AWA
MY W
ROUTE
The life in IT

Programmer Humor: WHY ISN'T
MY MOUSE.
MOVING?
BECAUSE THE MONITOR
YOURE LOOKING THE COMPUTER
NEXT TO YOU
EVERYTHING WORK
WHY DO W
LN
EVEN PAY
YOU ITG
ONE THING
IS BROKEN
WHY DO WI
7 EVEN PAY
YOU ITGUYS
WHAT INTERN
BROWSER
THAT'S AN IDIOTIC
ARE YOU USING
QUESTION.
WINDOWS
THE COMPUTER
FORGOT
MI WOR
DO YOU HAVE A
THE WIND KEEPS BLOWING
WIND PROOF
IGNAL AWA
MY W
ROUTE
The life in IT

The life in IT

Programmer Humor: Please enter your phone number: Just when you think you've seen them all

Programmer Humor: Please enter your phone number:
Just when you think you've seen them all

Programmer Humor: Please enter your phone number:
Just when you think you've seen them all

Just when you think you've seen them all

Programmer Humor: yes do I know you? no... but i thought we could be friends i config/db module exports url mongodb://localhost/acquisition' oops wrong person IHey hun Hi therelHiyalheylhi) ...l,l.) thowHow fare yolulru) ldoinldoing) 12dayltoday twannalwant 2 want tolWanna) (chat talk t4lfor) a llilllittle) (whilel bitt l?I??l??? l...l ..l..l ..lm bored and wanted to meet new people( Oh did I break you? llollhaha. {W uplWhat are you up tolWhat are u up tolWhat's going on) f?I?!) hat's Omg, I did break you. This is amazing Awesome! Cool!) fl mllm (kind ofIkindalbusy fstudyinglstudyin hate it don't like it sometimes, it gets so itediuslexhaustinglboringlhard f... Well at least now l know I can do this again ILollHahal Loll) {I've beenll have been) lstudyinglstudyin) tfor4 my bachelors in (psychology sociologylbiology. Itsllt's) freallylprettylrealllyylreallyylprettyy) {hardldifficult Need a break tholNeed to take a break sometime thoughlNeed to take a brake tho)! Have woulul ever chat on lcamlcammll beforel)? 2:08 AM 2:08 AM 2:10 AM 2:10 AM 2:13 AM 2:13 AM 2:14 AM 2:14 AM 2:14 AM 2:15 AM Someone broke a Skype spam bot

Programmer Humor: yes do I know you?
no... but i thought we could be friends
i config/db
module exports
url mongodb://localhost/acquisition'
oops wrong person
IHey hun Hi therelHiyalheylhi) ...l,l.) thowHow fare yolulru) ldoinldoing) 12dayltoday
twannalwant 2 want tolWanna) (chat talk t4lfor) a llilllittle) (whilel bitt l?I??l??? l...l ..l..l ..lm
bored and wanted to meet new people(
Oh did I break you?
llollhaha. {W
uplWhat are you up tolWhat are u up tolWhat's going on) f?I?!)
hat's Omg, I did break you. This is amazing
Awesome! Cool!) fl mllm (kind ofIkindalbusy fstudyinglstudyin hate it don't like it
sometimes, it gets so itediuslexhaustinglboringlhard f...
Well at least now l know
I can do this again
ILollHahal Loll) {I've beenll have been) lstudyinglstudyin) tfor4 my bachelors in
(psychology sociologylbiology. Itsllt's) freallylprettylrealllyylreallyylprettyy) {hardldifficult
Need a break tholNeed to take a break sometime thoughlNeed to take a brake tho)! Have
woulul ever chat on lcamlcammll beforel)?
2:08 AM
2:08 AM
2:10 AM
2:10 AM
2:13 AM
2:13 AM
2:14 AM
2:14 AM
2:14 AM
2:15 AM
Someone broke a Skype spam bot

Programmer Humor: yes do I know you?
no... but i thought we could be friends
i config/db
module exports
url mongodb://localhost/acquisition'
oops wrong person
IHey hun Hi therelHiyalheylhi) ...l,l.) thowHow fare yolulru) ldoinldoing) 12dayltoday
twannalwant 2 want tolWanna) (chat talk t4lfor) a llilllittle) (whilel bitt l?I??l??? l...l ..l..l ..lm
bored and wanted to meet new people(
Oh did I break you?
llollhaha. {W
uplWhat are you up tolWhat are u up tolWhat's going on) f?I?!)
hat's Omg, I did break you. This is amazing
Awesome! Cool!) fl mllm (kind ofIkindalbusy fstudyinglstudyin hate it don't like it
sometimes, it gets so itediuslexhaustinglboringlhard f...
Well at least now l know
I can do this again
ILollHahal Loll) {I've beenll have been) lstudyinglstudyin) tfor4 my bachelors in
(psychology sociologylbiology. Itsllt's) freallylprettylrealllyylreallyylprettyy) {hardldifficult
Need a break tholNeed to take a break sometime thoughlNeed to take a brake tho)! Have
woulul ever chat on lcamlcammll beforel)?
2:08 AM
2:08 AM
2:10 AM
2:10 AM
2:13 AM
2:13 AM
2:14 AM
2:14 AM
2:14 AM
2:15 AM
Someone broke a Skype spam bot

Someone broke a Skype spam bot

Programmer Humor: SHACK Refactoring legacy code

Programmer Humor: SHACK
Refactoring legacy code

Refactoring legacy code

Programmer Humor: When someone asks me to look at their code

Programmer Humor: When someone asks me to look at their code

Programmer Humor: When someone asks me to look at their code

When someone asks me to look at their code

Programmer Humor: cloudflare_irl

Programmer Humor: cloudflare_irl

cloudflare_irl