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Evolve, Dank Memes, and Captioned: When you contributed nothing to the
 group project but signed off on it anyway
 you miss /00% of THE
 SHOTS You DON'T
 l
 TAKE
 WAYNE GRETzky
 MICHAEL SOT
I've always found it weird seeing a friend write a viral bit and then seeing that same joke on a talk show 2 days later. Meme culture is evolving, people. P.S. I didn't think this caption warranted a watermark. Your move, hood pages.

I've always found it weird seeing a friend write a viral bit and then seeing that same joke on a talk show 2 days later. Meme culture is evo...

Memes, Oh My God, and Justice: arahkee ilman94
 i got paired with a super hot guy for a
 project in my criminal justice class and
 he just came up to me and said "oh
 my god you know what we are? we're
 partners in crime! get it?" and then we
 both changed each others contact in
 our phone to "partner in crime" and
 now i kinda wanna marry him
 Source: sarahkeilman94
Partners in crime

Partners in crime

Choose One, Grandma, and Jordans: Oh Allah, let our marriage be
 a way for us to enter Jannah
 glory image
 @islam 4everyone
Story of @dwi.s.bukhari Subhan'Allah one good muslim and his amazing mother flew thousands of miles from Jordan to Japan to meet the imaam of the masjid I regularly attend. He and I met when i did a project in Jordan. We met 3 times when our groups had meetings about the project. No dating at all. On the day he stated his intention to marry me in front of my imaam, I just knew that the man (who is now my husband) is a hafiz. Masha'Allah May Allah keep him blessed Ameen. After having done istikhara and felt very much guided, I accepted his proposal. Alhamdulillah we both put our Deen before anything else. He's a Palestinian while I'm a Pakistani Indonesian. When I was asked about Mahr, I said I didn't ask anything as I wanted to make easy for the one Allah has written to be my companion in this dunya and (insha'Allah) akhira. I would gladly accept whatever he would give me. He said he'd dedicate a Surah from al Quran. And I agreed. He asked me to choose the Surah, but until a day before the aqad, I couldn't decide the Surah. So I asked him to choose one for me. On the day of our aqad, he recited Surah An- Noor. This is the 24th Surah in al Quran consisting of 64 ayah and Alhamdulillah he recited so beautifully with no mistake at all in front of my imaam, my mother, my sister, and our families. And that is my Mahr which I gladly and gratefully accepted it. Alhamdulillah. And my most favorite part is ayah 35. Masha'Allah. The only physical Mahr he gave me are a necklace with a pendant of Palestine as he is a Palestinian, and his grandma's ring which I am wearing now. Subhan'Allah. We didn't have a grand wedding. It was a simple aqad nikkah yet very sacred and beautiful and attended only by our families and close friends. The meals were cooked by my mother and my imaam's wife. Masha'Allah. May this path that we took to follow the sunnah of our beloved prophet Muhammad SAW be a blessed starting point for us to start our marriage. And may our marriage be far more beautiful than our wedding insha'Allah πŸ™β€ Ya Rabb...my marriage is Yours...I submit it to You... Insha'Allah πŸ™πŸ’ž ️

Story of @dwi.s.bukhari Subhan'Allah one good muslim and his amazing mother flew thousands of miles from Jordan to Japan to meet the imaam o...

Memes, Progressive, and Shoutouts: Shout out to the women
 who aren't afraid to date
 a man who's a work in
 progress and help build
 him up
 Too many women want
 a finished project
Shoutout to the women who aren't afraid to date a man who's a work in progress and help build him up. Too many women want a finished project. powerofpositivity

Shoutout to the women who aren't afraid to date a man who's a work in progress and help build him up. Too many women want a finished project...

Tumblr, Project, and Projects: Project Due
 WEEKS
 Project Due
 2 WEEKS
 Project Due
 DAYS
 kissesformabitches
 they was talking real shit back then and i
I used to love this show !! -Zel

I used to love this show !! -Zel

Memes, Paintings, and Shower: IF I GO
 WAIT! I SPILLED THAT PAINT
 AND TOOK A SHOWER A FEW
 TO SLEEP RIGHT
 NOW I STILL GET
 HOURS AGO, IF I SKIP MY
 6 HOURS AND 42
 MORNING SHOWER THAT'S LIKE
 ANOTHER 12 MINUTES! OH! I
 MINUTES OF SLEEP.
 THAT'S NOT
 HAVE THOSE BREAKFAST BARS
 TOO BAD.
 LEFT FROM THE CAMPING TRIP.
 I CAN SKIP BREAKFAST AND
 JUST EAT IN THE CAR!
 O2017 CHRIS HALLBECK MAXIMUMBLE.COM CHRISHALLBECK FACEBOOK. COM/MAXIMUMBLE
 I'M PROBABLY NOT TAKING
 THE MOST EFFICIENT RouTE TO
 WORK, LET'S MAP THIS ouT AND
 SEE IF WE CAN SHAVE A FEW
 MINUTES OFF THE COMMUTE!
 BETTER CHECK THIS AGAINST
 HISTORICAL TRAFFIC DATA.
 OH! GOTTA SEE WHAT RECENT
 CONSTRUCTION PROJECTS
 I HAVE TO TAKE INTO
 ACCOUNT AS WELL!
 CHRISHALLBECK.TUMBLR.COM NSTAGRAM, COM/CHRISHALLBECK
Sleepy.

Sleepy.

Memes, πŸ€–, and Project: OD3
This is how I felt after our first project lol w- @rsommer πŸ‘‹πŸΎ celebrityapprentice 😬😬 TeamPorsha

This is how I felt after our first project lol w- @rsommer πŸ‘‹πŸΎ celebrityapprentice 😬😬 TeamPorsha

Memes, πŸ€–, and Project: clestroying
 When you accidentally touch the
 cashiers' hand when you're giving
 them money
Fuck I was supposed to order some photos for this project I have due and I realized they'll be delivered after the due date so now I have to order them again and pay for them in store

Fuck I was supposed to order some photos for this project I have due and I realized they'll be delivered after the due date so now I have to...

Memes, Virgin, and The Lion King: saddestblogger
 my professor is scar from the lion king
 naqqs
 explain
 saddestblogger
 pushes me over the edge
 Source: saddestblogger
I've been watching Jane the virgin the whole day instead of finishing any of my projects

I've been watching Jane the virgin the whole day instead of finishing any of my projects

Memes, History, and Maniacal: got it.
 Let's kill them!
 [Maniacal Laughter]
 svrcastic
 Group projects with your best friends.
Can you all just send me random history facts pls and thank

Can you all just send me random history facts pls and thank

Daquan, Funny, and Project: When you didnt do any work for the group
 Project and its your turn to present a slide
 IG:@Daquan
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Flexing, Memes, and πŸ€–: Iya
Today's NEW YEARS EVE wrecking crew, training off 2016 at DragonsLair @project_flex_fl. - Training today with my boy @abzofadoniss and Lil bro @dallasmccarver who's 9wks out zoned in beyond! My first week back in the gym after a rest, and treat them old nagging injuries, now back at it and this was the body shock i needed. The bar is risen weekly now... ------------------ Rest is over, ready to rock 2017!!!! πŸ†πŸŽ‰πŸΎ ChestDay DragonsLair ProjectFlex Myboys newyearseve TrainingOff2016 airboys

Today's NEW YEARS EVE wrecking crew, training off 2016 at DragonsLair @project_flex_fl. - Training today with my boy @abzofadoniss and Lil b...

Memes, Breaking News, and πŸ€–: when you're presenting your project
 and the person who didn't do shit tries
 to speak
 BREAKING NEWS
Baked, Cookies, and Tumblr: The first time I heard an adult say the f
 word was when I was in fourth grade
 and we were doing some project that
 involved us baking cookies together
 as a class. My teacher Ms. Lindsey.
 who was real sweet, was
 demonstrating for everybody and she
 asked if anyone knew how to crack an
 egg, and I really didn't know how to
 crack egg, butIm a gorg
 etter, so I
 raised my hand and she called on me.
 I instantly knew I was in trouble at that
 point but I'd seen my dad crack eggs
 hundreds of times so I figured, ya
 know, it can't be thaaaat hard. So I
 grab the egg but I have no sense of
 how softly you're supposed to tap an
 egg to crack it, so I just slam it against
 the desk and splatter raw egg ten feet
 in every direction and my teacher said
 "what the fuck, Dion?"
Memes, Superman, and Ben Affleck: BEFORE BEING CAST AS THE "CAPED CRUSADER", BEN
 AFFLECK WAS IN TALKS WITH THEN "SUPERMAN LIVES
 WRITER AND FRIEND KEVIN SMITH, FOR THE PART OF
 SUPERMAN. BUT EVENTUALLY THE PROJECT WAS HANDED
 OVER TO TIM BURTON WHO WANTED TO CAST NICK CAGE.
 Fact
- Just imagine him as Superman πŸ€”. β€’ β€’ - QOTD?!: Who would cast as Batman or Superman?

- Just imagine him as Superman πŸ€”. β€’ β€’ - QOTD?!: Who would cast as Batman or Superman?

Ball Is Life, Memes, and Common: Ball is Life
 A sphere gives the energy needed to survive
 A spherical object with a volume of Yru that
 commonly used in a sporting game where
 humans aim and project into basket-like
 goals produces the amount of oxygen
 needed for homosapiens to endure a
 chemical reaction producing ATP giving the
 energy needed to exist on Earth.
*read please* thank you all for your dms :) they are very much appreciated, but don't take it personally if i don't respond. if you are sending me pictures then i probably won't respond but if you do say something (like dming me for promo ;))))) then i will respond :) but yeah sorry if i don't respond so many people are dming me :))) thanks for reading

*read please* thank you all for your dms :) they are very much appreciated, but don't take it personally if i don't respond. if you are send...

Fresh, Memes, and Aesthetic: when u get a sudden burst of motivation
 to like, make fluffy earrings and take
 aesthetic pics for instagram and u think
 it's gonna carry over to other parts of
 ur life but u just end up with freshly
 trimmed bangs and a lot of useless
 craft projects
 FOX
 5
fish. net. tights.

fish. net. tights.

Ball Is Life, Memes, and Common: Ball is Life
 A sphere gives the energy needed to survive
 A spherical object with a volume of that
 is commonly used in a sporting game where
 humans aim and project into basket-like
 goals produces the amount of
 oxygen
 needed for homosapiens to endure a
 chemical reaction producing ATP giving the
 energy needed to exist on Earth.
Memes, Oklahoma, and Lutheran: Jessica McClard decided to install a little street pantry where people
 can leave food and goods for those in need. She set up her first little
 pantry near the Good Shepherd Lutheran Church in Fayetteville and
 it instantly gained a lot of attention. Jessica was surprised at how
 quickly the pantry was filled. Her idea has inspired others to build
 free pantries in Fayetteville and Ardmore, Oklahoma
This project is a great example of ways to positively impact others lives. Tag a friend who positively impacts your life πŸ‘πŸ»

This project is a great example of ways to positively impact others lives. Tag a friend who positively impacts your life πŸ‘πŸ»

Memes, Thug, and Young Thug: Future & Young Thug are releasing a
 joint project soon
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Memes, Homework, and πŸ€–: "can copy your homework?"
 "yeah just change it up a little bit so it doesn't
 look obvious you copied"
 THINGS
Mercenary? Check. -ade Wilson? Check. Part of a project that screwed him up but also made him super great at fighting... Check... Just sayin...

Mercenary? Check. -ade Wilson? Check. Part of a project that screwed him up but also made him super great at fighting... Check... Just sayin...

Funny, Converse, and Express: TO ALL EMPLOYEES
 It has been brought to the management
 attention that some individuals have been using foul language in
 the course of normal conversation between employees to complaints from some the easily
 offended workers, this conduct will no longer tolerated,
 The management does, however, realise the importance of each person being able properly express
 their feelings when communicating with their fellow employees. Therefore, the
 management has compiled
 the following code phrases so that the proper exchange of ideas and information can continue.
 OLD PHRASE
 NEW SE
 No fucking way.
 rm not certain that's feasible.
 Really.
 You've got to be shitting me.
 Tell someone who gives a fuck
 A..... Perhaps you should check with kname>
 Ask me if I give a fuck ............................................A
 Of course l'm concerned.
 it's not my fucking problem
 wasn't involved in that project.
 What the fuck?
 Interesting behaviour.
 Fuck it, it won't work...
 Why the fuck didn't you tell me that rm not sure Ican implement this.
 When the sooner?
 try to schedule that
 Who the fuck do you expect me to do this? Perhaps Ican work late
 fuck cares?
 Are you sure it's a problem?
 He's got his head up his ass
 He's not familiar with the problem.
 You don't say
 Eat shit and die.
 Eat shit and die, motherfucker Excuse me?
 What the fuck do they want Excuse me, <sir with it?
 from my life?
 They weren't happy Kiss my ass.
 So you'd like my help with that?
 Fuck it, I'm on salary
Duly fucking noted πŸ‘‹πŸ½

Duly fucking noted πŸ‘‹πŸ½

9/11, Music, and Army: ade
 @hotline joon
 K Armies appreciating International Armies
 and saying we deserve more attention is
 the cutest thing in the world l love our
 family
 Friday, December 16, 2016
 [Pann1 Korean BTS Armies show 1. (+123, -5] I adore our international Armies to
 death TTTT They always say that the only thing
 appreciation for international
 they can do is stream music videos and buy their
 albums and they work so hard to do that Trm
 Armies
 nowadays theyve been splitting teams to stream
 the music video TTT such pretty babies Tr m they
 even put a QR code on who a who is BTS project
 ESET 0 O I12t to get them more known TrTr l really adore them
 9. [+11, -0] I adore our international armies Trm
 TTTT just absolutely adore them mTTTTTT Big Hit
 needs to stop catering to Japan when Japanese
 fans do nothing and start doing more things for
 1 AClaudaletteNoEncontro
 the other international armies TTTrmTr Korean
 fans won't get mad if you give more attention to
 the adorable armies who work hard like this mm
 Tr still don't get why Big Hit is so obsessed with
 Japan when they never do anything
THIS IS SO SWEEET 😭

THIS IS SO SWEEET 😭

Disney, Inception, and Memes: MOVIES
 FACT #97
 Steven Spielberg completed his degree course,
 33 years after dropping out, by submitting
 Schindler's List as his final project.
What's your favourite Spielberg film? . . . . . All credit to the respective film and producers. movie movies film tv marvel dc starwars jurassicpark camera cinema fact didyouknow didyouknowmovies pixar disney moviefacts jamesbond 007 spiderman toystory titanic inception

What's your favourite Spielberg film? . . . . . All credit to the respective film and producers. movie movies film tv marvel dc starwars jur...

Hockey, Memes, and Concur: IF YOU ARE GOOD
 AT WHAT YOU DO
 AND YOU HAVE
 GOOD INTENT,
 YOU'RE GONNA WIN
 @GARYVEE
Talent and your intentions are two things we don't talk about a lot .. people always want to think hustle concurs all, listen I'm obsessed with hustle but all that does is maximizes the opportunity, if I hustled today 24-7 to be a πŸ’ hockey player it would only get me so far ... so what do we do, we try things, in 2017 please try new things, do side projects from 8pm-11pm every night and see if you have a hidden talent ... 🚨🚨🚨🚨 and 2, and this is a big one, sooooooo many of you that are about to see this post are looking for a short cut, you're looking to speed up the process of "getting there" you're lacking the patience that allows you to build something meaningful and so what you do is you "sell something you don't believe in" your intent is selfish, it's for you to get the riches βœˆοΈβ›΅οΈπŸ°βŒšοΈπŸ’°πŸΎπŸ’πŸ‘‘ of the business not to sell something you believe in to you customers aka your community .. this lack of proper intent will be your downfall ... lets all refocus in 2017 on what has always worked .. finding your talents and selling something you believe in and living life for the right reasons ... lets FUCKING GO! businessman mygoals inspirationalquotes motivation motivationalquotes motivational πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ also remember we are now 5minClub not 60secClub .. comment and like within 5min to enter

Talent and your intentions are two things we don't talk about a lot .. people always want to think hustle concurs all, listen I'm obsessed w...

Memes, πŸ€–, and Inch: 7'6 184 lbs 15-year-old
 GO GO
They call this 15 year old "The Praying Mantis"... He's projected to grow another 4-5 inches 😦 - Follow @cleanhighlights for more! - Via πŸ“½ (@breakanklesdaily)

They call this 15 year old "The Praying Mantis"... He's projected to grow another 4-5 inches 😦 - Follow @cleanhighlights for more! - Via πŸ“½ (...

Finn, Memes, and Beach: ADAM
 ELLIS
 FINN
 Finn used to surf every
 day until he lost his arm
 during The Incident.
 Now the beach is closed
 for good, and Finn has
 bigger fish to fry.
 LIKES
 the arcade, cool
 looking rocks, poke bowls
 DISLIKES
 When the beach
 is crowded
 STRENGTH
 SPEED
 SMARTS
 GUTS
 LUCK
 KNIGHTS
New project? malibuknights

New project? malibuknights