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Anime, Bootleg, and Booty: Her: baby my ankle hurts Me: I gotchu If a girls over 5โ€5 and texts you โ€œWe gone fight next time I see youโ€ she literally will give you the smack down. It was around the time I was just getting a little clout. I scooped cute baddie but she kinda on the tall side. She avergae more boards than Deandre Jordan of the los angles clippers. She invited me over to her house to chill for the evening. Baby girl opened the door with the shortest booty shorts a nigga ever seen. I can see her booty jiggle as each cheek read โ€œchild-Supportโ€. Pulling out was never an option. Laid on the couch we watching bootleg dvds. You know itโ€™s bout to turn real hood in a min. This girl told me she was getting sick from the weather change. Itโ€™s funny how a girl be all freaky in the text messages but now all of a sudden she sick. I ainโ€™t fail algebra twice to know something wasnโ€™t adding up. I tried moving my hand down her back, soon as Iโ€™m halfway she let out a smoke screen of coughs. Breath Smelled all types of bacterial infections. I love my dick too much to put him through that. Ainโ€™t no Pokรฉmon center nearby here. I couldnโ€™t see no hope in sight when the lord sent me a sign. She tells her beck was hurting. Perfect opportunity to make my move, I offered a massage. Iโ€™m working my way down her back when says โ€œif your hand goes down further we gone fightโ€. Ainโ€™t no serious tone or base in her voice so Iโ€™m like bet โ€œGo timeโ€, we really bout to rumble in the jungle. I creep lower when she horse kicks me right in my stomach. I look like a anime character who just got the shit out of him. Staring into space amazed at her strength. I get back up off the ground and tried to put her in the Kurt angle ankle lock. She revered it and had me in some next level Position. Nigga my belly bottom touching the back of my calf. Iโ€™m all types of fucked up. Iโ€™m looking like some iPhone head phones you pull out your pocket tangled like fuck. I had to tap out. I couldnโ€™t even tap out. I cried out daddy. I ainโ€™t never met the nigga either. Shorty dropped me and kicked me out. I couldnโ€™t move. I came in on hopes and dreams and left on a stretcher. Moral of the story Tall bitches got the hands. ( Follow @Genuineguy & tag 2 friends below)
Anime, Bootleg, and Booty: Her: baby my ankle hurts
 Me: I gotchu
If a girls over 5โ€5 and texts you โ€œWe gone fight next time I see youโ€ she literally will give you the smack down. It was around the time I was just getting a little clout. I scooped cute baddie but she kinda on the tall side. She avergae more boards than Deandre Jordan of the los angles clippers. She invited me over to her house to chill for the evening. Baby girl opened the door with the shortest booty shorts a nigga ever seen. I can see her booty jiggle as each cheek read โ€œchild-Supportโ€. Pulling out was never an option. Laid on the couch we watching bootleg dvds. You know itโ€™s bout to turn real hood in a min. This girl told me she was getting sick from the weather change. Itโ€™s funny how a girl be all freaky in the text messages but now all of a sudden she sick. I ainโ€™t fail algebra twice to know something wasnโ€™t adding up. I tried moving my hand down her back, soon as Iโ€™m halfway she let out a smoke screen of coughs. Breath Smelled all types of bacterial infections. I love my dick too much to put him through that. Ainโ€™t no Pokรฉmon center nearby here. I couldnโ€™t see no hope in sight when the lord sent me a sign. She tells her beck was hurting. Perfect opportunity to make my move, I offered a massage. Iโ€™m working my way down her back when says โ€œif your hand goes down further we gone fightโ€. Ainโ€™t no serious tone or base in her voice so Iโ€™m like bet โ€œGo timeโ€, we really bout to rumble in the jungle. I creep lower when she horse kicks me right in my stomach. I look like a anime character who just got the shit out of him. Staring into space amazed at her strength. I get back up off the ground and tried to put her in the Kurt angle ankle lock. She revered it and had me in some next level Position. Nigga my belly bottom touching the back of my calf. Iโ€™m all types of fucked up. Iโ€™m looking like some iPhone head phones you pull out your pocket tangled like fuck. I had to tap out. I couldnโ€™t even tap out. I cried out daddy. I ainโ€™t never met the nigga either. Shorty dropped me and kicked me out. I couldnโ€™t move. I came in on hopes and dreams and left on a stretcher. Moral of the story Tall bitches got the hands. ( Follow @Genuineguy & tag 2 friends below)

If a girls over 5โ€5 and texts you โ€œWe gone fight next time I see youโ€ she literally will give you the smack down. It was around the time I w...

Af, Ass, and Bruh: Niggas on Neptune when they homie get clapped by a flying diamond @typicalterome BRUHHHHH LEMME TELL YALL WHAT HAPPENED TODAY ๐Ÿ’€ ight so a nigga had to get to work early because of a complicated ass reason. Anyway I pull up to the function and the first bullshit thing I see is the door. THE FUCKING DOOR HANDLE TO THE CFA GOT BOONK GANGED ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ Deadass I canโ€™t lie, I asked my manager and they said it was taken ๐Ÿ’€ bruh I donโ€™t live in chiraq, this shit shouldnโ€™t be happening. Anyway Iโ€™m sitting there with my coworkers cause itโ€™s 4:00 and we all clock in at 5 right. All of a sudden I notice my first period teacher walk into the building. So me and my other coworker duck because thatโ€™s her teacher too and we wasnโ€™t tryna get caught lacking. Ima just call her Alexis. BUT THE WALKING DILDO NAMED JEREMIAH HAD TO RUIN IT. He gets my teachers attention and the NIGGA NOTICES US ๐Ÿ˜ญ So the teacher walks over with his daughter that heโ€™s always talking about in class and smiles at me and Alexis. โ€œHey *insert my last name*โ€ This nigga only calls you by yo last bruh and itโ€™s dumb af ๐Ÿ’€ We shake hands and shit and then he introduces his daughter. โ€œThis is Leah. Hey Leah, this is the guy who I always talk about at home.โ€ Then the nigga smiles at me. MY NIGGA WHY YOU TALKING ABOUT ME AT HOME ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ fuckwrongwiteem. So now Iโ€™m all confused and shit and then Jeremiah nods his head at Leah and mouths the word โ€œforeheadโ€ ๐Ÿ’€ bruh ngl her forehead was on some Yo Gotti type shit ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ then this nigga Jeremiah has the AUDACITY to say: โ€œMy head hurt.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ IM WHEEZINGGGGGG AT THIS POINT AND MY teacher gets all confused and shit. โ€œYou good?โ€ โ€œYeah, just a lot on my mind right now.โ€ BOIIII ME AND JEREMIAH ARE CRYINGGGGGGGG and my teacher still confused. Meanwhile his daughter standing there all awkward and shit. Anyway they say goodbye and leave after that. After theyโ€™re gone, we was still cracking jokes. โ€œBruh her forehead was longer than my shift.โ€ โ€œCould see yo reflection on that shit.โ€ โ€œShe looked like Sheen off that one episode of Jimmy Neutron.โ€ I WAS GONEEEEEEE. Anyway it was 5 now and by then we was still crying. So I was at the register just crying and the customer comes up to me and says, โ€œYou alright?โ€ โ€œYeah, just a lot on my mind right now.โ€
Af, Ass, and Bruh: Niggas on Neptune when they homie get
 clapped by a flying diamond
 @typicalterome
BRUHHHHH LEMME TELL YALL WHAT HAPPENED TODAY ๐Ÿ’€ ight so a nigga had to get to work early because of a complicated ass reason. Anyway I pull up to the function and the first bullshit thing I see is the door. THE FUCKING DOOR HANDLE TO THE CFA GOT BOONK GANGED ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ Deadass I canโ€™t lie, I asked my manager and they said it was taken ๐Ÿ’€ bruh I donโ€™t live in chiraq, this shit shouldnโ€™t be happening. Anyway Iโ€™m sitting there with my coworkers cause itโ€™s 4:00 and we all clock in at 5 right. All of a sudden I notice my first period teacher walk into the building. So me and my other coworker duck because thatโ€™s her teacher too and we wasnโ€™t tryna get caught lacking. Ima just call her Alexis. BUT THE WALKING DILDO NAMED JEREMIAH HAD TO RUIN IT. He gets my teachers attention and the NIGGA NOTICES US ๐Ÿ˜ญ So the teacher walks over with his daughter that heโ€™s always talking about in class and smiles at me and Alexis. โ€œHey *insert my last name*โ€ This nigga only calls you by yo last bruh and itโ€™s dumb af ๐Ÿ’€ We shake hands and shit and then he introduces his daughter. โ€œThis is Leah. Hey Leah, this is the guy who I always talk about at home.โ€ Then the nigga smiles at me. MY NIGGA WHY YOU TALKING ABOUT ME AT HOME ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ fuckwrongwiteem. So now Iโ€™m all confused and shit and then Jeremiah nods his head at Leah and mouths the word โ€œforeheadโ€ ๐Ÿ’€ bruh ngl her forehead was on some Yo Gotti type shit ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ then this nigga Jeremiah has the AUDACITY to say: โ€œMy head hurt.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ IM WHEEZINGGGGGG AT THIS POINT AND MY teacher gets all confused and shit. โ€œYou good?โ€ โ€œYeah, just a lot on my mind right now.โ€ BOIIII ME AND JEREMIAH ARE CRYINGGGGGGGG and my teacher still confused. Meanwhile his daughter standing there all awkward and shit. Anyway they say goodbye and leave after that. After theyโ€™re gone, we was still cracking jokes. โ€œBruh her forehead was longer than my shift.โ€ โ€œCould see yo reflection on that shit.โ€ โ€œShe looked like Sheen off that one episode of Jimmy Neutron.โ€ I WAS GONEEEEEEE. Anyway it was 5 now and by then we was still crying. So I was at the register just crying and the customer comes up to me and says, โ€œYou alright?โ€ โ€œYeah, just a lot on my mind right now.โ€

BRUHHHHH LEMME TELL YALL WHAT HAPPENED TODAY ๐Ÿ’€ ight so a nigga had to get to work early because of a complicated ass reason. Anyway I pull u...