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Anime, Bootleg, and Booty: Her: baby my ankle hurts Me: I gotchu If a girls over 5โ€5 and texts you โ€œWe gone fight next time I see youโ€ she literally will give you the smack down. It was around the time I was just getting a little clout. I scooped cute baddie but she kinda on the tall side. She avergae more boards than Deandre Jordan of the los angles clippers. She invited me over to her house to chill for the evening. Baby girl opened the door with the shortest booty shorts a nigga ever seen. I can see her booty jiggle as each cheek read โ€œchild-Supportโ€. Pulling out was never an option. Laid on the couch we watching bootleg dvds. You know itโ€™s bout to turn real hood in a min. This girl told me she was getting sick from the weather change. Itโ€™s funny how a girl be all freaky in the text messages but now all of a sudden she sick. I ainโ€™t fail algebra twice to know something wasnโ€™t adding up. I tried moving my hand down her back, soon as Iโ€™m halfway she let out a smoke screen of coughs. Breath Smelled all types of bacterial infections. I love my dick too much to put him through that. Ainโ€™t no Pokรฉmon center nearby here. I couldnโ€™t see no hope in sight when the lord sent me a sign. She tells her beck was hurting. Perfect opportunity to make my move, I offered a massage. Iโ€™m working my way down her back when says โ€œif your hand goes down further we gone fightโ€. Ainโ€™t no serious tone or base in her voice so Iโ€™m like bet โ€œGo timeโ€, we really bout to rumble in the jungle. I creep lower when she horse kicks me right in my stomach. I look like a anime character who just got the shit out of him. Staring into space amazed at her strength. I get back up off the ground and tried to put her in the Kurt angle ankle lock. She revered it and had me in some next level Position. Nigga my belly bottom touching the back of my calf. Iโ€™m all types of fucked up. Iโ€™m looking like some iPhone head phones you pull out your pocket tangled like fuck. I had to tap out. I couldnโ€™t even tap out. I cried out daddy. I ainโ€™t never met the nigga either. Shorty dropped me and kicked me out. I couldnโ€™t move. I came in on hopes and dreams and left on a stretcher. Moral of the story Tall bitches got the hands. ( Follow @Genuineguy & tag 2 friends below)
Anime, Bootleg, and Booty: Her: baby my ankle hurts
 Me: I gotchu
If a girls over 5โ€5 and texts you โ€œWe gone fight next time I see youโ€ she literally will give you the smack down. It was around the time I was just getting a little clout. I scooped cute baddie but she kinda on the tall side. She avergae more boards than Deandre Jordan of the los angles clippers. She invited me over to her house to chill for the evening. Baby girl opened the door with the shortest booty shorts a nigga ever seen. I can see her booty jiggle as each cheek read โ€œchild-Supportโ€. Pulling out was never an option. Laid on the couch we watching bootleg dvds. You know itโ€™s bout to turn real hood in a min. This girl told me she was getting sick from the weather change. Itโ€™s funny how a girl be all freaky in the text messages but now all of a sudden she sick. I ainโ€™t fail algebra twice to know something wasnโ€™t adding up. I tried moving my hand down her back, soon as Iโ€™m halfway she let out a smoke screen of coughs. Breath Smelled all types of bacterial infections. I love my dick too much to put him through that. Ainโ€™t no Pokรฉmon center nearby here. I couldnโ€™t see no hope in sight when the lord sent me a sign. She tells her beck was hurting. Perfect opportunity to make my move, I offered a massage. Iโ€™m working my way down her back when says โ€œif your hand goes down further we gone fightโ€. Ainโ€™t no serious tone or base in her voice so Iโ€™m like bet โ€œGo timeโ€, we really bout to rumble in the jungle. I creep lower when she horse kicks me right in my stomach. I look like a anime character who just got the shit out of him. Staring into space amazed at her strength. I get back up off the ground and tried to put her in the Kurt angle ankle lock. She revered it and had me in some next level Position. Nigga my belly bottom touching the back of my calf. Iโ€™m all types of fucked up. Iโ€™m looking like some iPhone head phones you pull out your pocket tangled like fuck. I had to tap out. I couldnโ€™t even tap out. I cried out daddy. I ainโ€™t never met the nigga either. Shorty dropped me and kicked me out. I couldnโ€™t move. I came in on hopes and dreams and left on a stretcher. Moral of the story Tall bitches got the hands. ( Follow @Genuineguy & tag 2 friends below)

If a girls over 5โ€5 and texts you โ€œWe gone fight next time I see youโ€ she literally will give you the smack down. It was around the time I w...

Aww, Bless Up, and Emoji: r/aww u/ButZebrasCantSmell 18h i.redd.it This little guy followed me home and then fell asleep on my lap, so l guess I have a dog now @DrSmashlove See bruv itโ€™s two reactions u get from ladies when u laying pipe for the first time and bust a lil early. Type 1: she hear u moan and groan and let loose the juice and she just do this grin: ๐Ÿ˜Œ. Like โ€œitโ€™s ok baby I understand ๐Ÿ˜Œ this Nani feels like silk soaked in honey and coated in mango juice ๐Ÿ˜Œ I donโ€™t expect u to last more than a few strokes ๐Ÿ˜Œ itโ€™s the price of having A1 Nani ๐Ÿ˜Œ.โ€ Like thatโ€™s literally what this emoji was based off of - itโ€™s the โ€œitโ€™s ok my adorable Minute Man ๐Ÿ˜Œโ€ emoji ๐Ÿ˜‚. Now then, Type 2: she ainโ€™t playing bruv. Type 2 came here for some proper pipe and yo early arrival mean u just deprived her of the value of her investment. She ainโ€™t having it. U let out half a moan - not even a full moan and groan - just literally โ€œAHP-โ€œ and her eyes turn red. Her face morph into the face of a she-devil ๐Ÿ‘น. Horns emerge straight on her head top. And she always say the same thing: โ€œNOT...YET!!!! ๐Ÿ‘ฟโ€ and then she hit u with the Type 2 leg lock Bruv. She wrap her arms and legs around u like: โ€œYOU MINUTE MAN LOOKIN A$$ Iโ€™M NOT GON LET U PULL OUT IMMA HAVE YO BABY TO TEACH U A LESSON ABOUT BUSTING EARLY U THOUGHT SH!T WAS SWEET WELL LEMME TELL U HOW SWEET: EVERY TIME U LOOK IN THE FACE OF THIS BABY U GON REMEMBER THE TIME U THOUGHT IT WAS OK TO BUST AFTER A FEW STROKES - HELL NAW - NOW GIMME THIS WORK AND LET ME NAME THIS BABY WITHOUT CONSULTING U. โ€œZeenaโ€. ISSA GREEK NAME THAT MEANS โ€œstranger, guestโ€ WHICH IS APPROPRIATE BECAUSE IMMA HAVE FULL CUSTODY AND U GON SHOW UP WITH MY MONTHLY SUPPORT AS A GUEST IN A CRIB *YOU* PAYING FOR HOWBOWDAH ๐Ÿ‘ฟ.โ€ And u thinking โ€œnaw baby relax itโ€™s all good round 2 gon be amazing ๐Ÿ˜ฌโ€ and she just like โ€œsorry I had other plans after this, expect to get served with a DNA test in 9 months bless up.โ€ Type 2 ladies imma need yโ€™all to learn from yo Type 1 sisters. Embrace the fact that your Nani A1. Give him another chance. U ainโ€™t gotta go off and have his baby to teach him a lesson - let him cool his jets and give u the bidness one mo โ€˜gain. And if he bust early, cut him off forever. AND THEN DM ME IMMEEJALLY BECAUSE IT MEAN U GOT THAT UNICORN NANI AND WE SHOULD GET MARRIED AND HAVE CHIRREN BLESS UP ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Aww, Bless Up, and Emoji: r/aww
 u/ButZebrasCantSmell 18h i.redd.it
 This little guy followed me home and
 then fell asleep on my lap, so l guess I
 have a dog now
 @DrSmashlove
See bruv itโ€™s two reactions u get from ladies when u laying pipe for the first time and bust a lil early. Type 1: she hear u moan and groan and let loose the juice and she just do this grin: ๐Ÿ˜Œ. Like โ€œitโ€™s ok baby I understand ๐Ÿ˜Œ this Nani feels like silk soaked in honey and coated in mango juice ๐Ÿ˜Œ I donโ€™t expect u to last more than a few strokes ๐Ÿ˜Œ itโ€™s the price of having A1 Nani ๐Ÿ˜Œ.โ€ Like thatโ€™s literally what this emoji was based off of - itโ€™s the โ€œitโ€™s ok my adorable Minute Man ๐Ÿ˜Œโ€ emoji ๐Ÿ˜‚. Now then, Type 2: she ainโ€™t playing bruv. Type 2 came here for some proper pipe and yo early arrival mean u just deprived her of the value of her investment. She ainโ€™t having it. U let out half a moan - not even a full moan and groan - just literally โ€œAHP-โ€œ and her eyes turn red. Her face morph into the face of a she-devil ๐Ÿ‘น. Horns emerge straight on her head top. And she always say the same thing: โ€œNOT...YET!!!! ๐Ÿ‘ฟโ€ and then she hit u with the Type 2 leg lock Bruv. She wrap her arms and legs around u like: โ€œYOU MINUTE MAN LOOKIN A$$ Iโ€™M NOT GON LET U PULL OUT IMMA HAVE YO BABY TO TEACH U A LESSON ABOUT BUSTING EARLY U THOUGHT SH!T WAS SWEET WELL LEMME TELL U HOW SWEET: EVERY TIME U LOOK IN THE FACE OF THIS BABY U GON REMEMBER THE TIME U THOUGHT IT WAS OK TO BUST AFTER A FEW STROKES - HELL NAW - NOW GIMME THIS WORK AND LET ME NAME THIS BABY WITHOUT CONSULTING U. โ€œZeenaโ€. ISSA GREEK NAME THAT MEANS โ€œstranger, guestโ€ WHICH IS APPROPRIATE BECAUSE IMMA HAVE FULL CUSTODY AND U GON SHOW UP WITH MY MONTHLY SUPPORT AS A GUEST IN A CRIB *YOU* PAYING FOR HOWBOWDAH ๐Ÿ‘ฟ.โ€ And u thinking โ€œnaw baby relax itโ€™s all good round 2 gon be amazing ๐Ÿ˜ฌโ€ and she just like โ€œsorry I had other plans after this, expect to get served with a DNA test in 9 months bless up.โ€ Type 2 ladies imma need yโ€™all to learn from yo Type 1 sisters. Embrace the fact that your Nani A1. Give him another chance. U ainโ€™t gotta go off and have his baby to teach him a lesson - let him cool his jets and give u the bidness one mo โ€˜gain. And if he bust early, cut him off forever. AND THEN DM ME IMMEEJALLY BECAUSE IT MEAN U GOT THAT UNICORN NANI AND WE SHOULD GET MARRIED AND HAVE CHIRREN BLESS UP ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

See bruv itโ€™s two reactions u get from ladies when u laying pipe for the first time and bust a lil early. Type 1: she hear u moan and groan ...