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Be Like, Period, and The Simpsons: vor 2 Stunden Atheists be like "this is all the product of lightining hitting a pond of mud" ANTWORTEN 3 Antworten ausblenden vor 2 Stunden Creationists be like "this is all the product of my magic friend up in the skies ANTWORTEN 19 1台 ,1 vor 2 Stunden certainly looks more reasonable to the trained eye. ANTWORTEN vor 2 Stunden no that would be on a religius text most likely, i still remember that diorama they showed on the simpsons ANTWORTEN vor 1 Stunde What did you train that eye on? The bible? ANTWORTEN 4 vor 59 Minuten Creationists be like "this is the product of a magic sky daddy's magic on a pile of dirt" - (Adam & Eve) ANTWORTEN 5 vor 39 Minuten (bearbeitet) More accurate description will be we believe in Molecules following biochemical Rules and "Behaviours" Determined by the varying Properties and Interactions Of atoms, Defined by the electrons, Over a period of time incomprehendible to the human mind (Including yours) But hey If you want to use biochemistry and biomolecular science As a way to show the existence of a Creator, Thats fine by me. ANTWORTEN 1 vor 27 Minuten No, it's a confirmation for those who still doubt. Science describes reality. It doesn't explain why it is how it is. And please dont pull the "bible" on me, that's a piece of rewritten garbage. Trained eye in cosmology, mathematics, biochemistry, fluid dynamics. I guess it's normal that it takes incredibly smart and cultured people to ask deeper questions without ever being able to answer them. Weniger anzeigen ANTWORTEN 1
Be Like, Period, and The Simpsons: vor 2 Stunden
 Atheists be like "this is all the product of lightining hitting a pond of mud"
 ANTWORTEN 3
 Antworten ausblenden
 vor 2 Stunden
 Creationists be like "this is all the product of my magic friend up in the skies
 ANTWORTEN 19 1台 ,1
 vor 2 Stunden
 certainly looks more reasonable to the trained eye.
 ANTWORTEN
 vor 2 Stunden
 no that would be on a religius text most likely, i still remember that diorama they showed on the simpsons
 ANTWORTEN
 vor 1 Stunde
 What did you train that eye on? The bible?
 ANTWORTEN 4
 vor 59 Minuten
 Creationists be like "this is the product of a magic sky daddy's magic on a pile of dirt" - (Adam & Eve)
 ANTWORTEN 5
 vor 39 Minuten (bearbeitet)
 More accurate description will be we believe in Molecules following biochemical Rules and "Behaviours" Determined by the varying Properties and
 Interactions Of atoms, Defined by the electrons, Over a period of time incomprehendible to the human mind (Including yours)
 But hey If you want to use biochemistry and biomolecular science As a way to show the existence of a Creator, Thats fine by me.
 ANTWORTEN 1
 vor 27 Minuten
 No, it's a confirmation for those who still doubt.
 Science describes reality. It doesn't explain why it is how it is.
 And please
 dont pull the "bible" on me, that's a piece of rewritten garbage. Trained eye in cosmology, mathematics, biochemistry, fluid dynamics.
 I guess it's normal that it takes incredibly smart and cultured people to ask deeper questions without ever being able to answer them.
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Being Alone, Apparently, and Drunk: File: 1394635459916 ing-(1.72 MB, 2100x1500, 1394400938845 jpg) O Saigallarine lgy f0y2Rq 03/12/14(Wed09 44 UTC-5 No 20367891 Reples k/ Has aquired a Nitmitz Class Carrier what do we fill it with and what do we do with it? >daily gun 2036790 20367巡>>20367967M2 367996m2 368229-20368352-20368384 Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed)09:46 UTC-5 No 20367902 Reples 쯔20367920,-2036793?-20367976 Well we better pray that at least a handful of /kommandos have leamed to operate and service a nuclear reactor while watching uppote in their moms Anonymous 03/12/14(Ned)10:41 UTC-5 No. 20368263 Replies ,-20368225,-20388314쯔 The /k/arrier 1 part Snow Crash raft part Fuck yeah Sealand 3 parts lets shoot some pirates 1 part 'who put this kiddie 2 parts why are the walls of the officer's mess covered in spraypaint and semen 3 parts why didnt anyone bring qt3 the fight deck GFs 対he/krew are restless It has been three days since we last sank a somali pirate foat la and we've been banned from making port-of-call in Madagascar, India, and the Seychelles Islands after our recent debaucherous visits there that left walls full of ND'd bullet holes and every prostitute within 20 miles of port seeking deportation or retirement 3As the Λ /aptain, I'm also concerned because our XO has recently fabricated a / it out of loaded Nugget food str pper clips and wears nothing else. The XO has also taken to defecating on the fight deck and smearing his feces into pictures of boobs, penises, or firearms The /krew are equally disturbed, I have taken reports from section chiefs that some of the enlisted sailors have begun wearing nothing but war paint, and entertain themselves by attaching unused machinery to the steam catapult just to launch it off of the flight deck Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed)11:45 UTC-5 No.20368806 Repies: 220388840 2 20388844 both /k/aptains log, the Our unruly /'rew is beginning to work as a team. Aside from a few accidental deaths from misuse of the steam catapult, and falling off the flight deck while drunk, operations are relatively safe and Earlier this week, in the interest of acquiring more ull retard A Cs to enjoy. we hosted his em nent excellence Kim Jong-. on the /ka er His entourage included many military and scence o cers that were interested in /karrier operations, and wanted a full spec sheet & the opportunity for further study, in the hopes of reverse-engineering our beloved ship On day two, after a p ate meeting with our stil /kilt wear ng XO, tree MI 12's ful of best Korean qt3 14's were greeted on the flight deck. The entire /krew aside from a skeleton element requ ed for continung ops were treated to a very nice, impressively choreographed qt3.14 drill &ceremony performance >Unfortunately, while we secured 6 full armed Hind-D's and 5500 Kalashnikovs and 500,000 rounds of ammunition, keeping the qt3.14's would have required hosting Kim-Jong l permanently to get him away from his fat prick with missiles' son, Kim Jong Un. He intends to fake his death, apparently Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed)11:50 UTC-5 No.20368853 Repies: 220388912 220388913 >Operation /k/rusade is in full swing. With the air support spearheaded by the Hind-D gunships& other improvised 'air technicaf Helicopters (which includes a Shithook, in which our weapons officer somehow found a way to safely mount a short barreled 105mm howitzer, with twin MK19's on either side as door guns. This shithook unsurprising has the callsign da kkia we have enjoyed considerable success establishing a beachhead and maintaining air superionity over the various skinnies, bhats, and whatever else continue to harass & pirate in the region. Recovering any trophies or artifa/k/ts from the Black Hawk Down incident is also of considerable interest and our second-line ground teams have weaponeer detachments to recover & salvage any technicals and support arms Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed)11:57 UTC-5 No.20368912 265 > peration Λ1r sade has been a resounding success All operational prate skiffs & ships have either been captured or scuttled, and the military infrastructure and warlord elements the port coast of Somalia have been decimated. we e established a landside base with a Λ/ontingen to maintain port security & act as a new base o operations. W thin a couple weeks I hope to gradually increase the /k/ontingent on land, but that will depend on their ability to stop taking pictures and making a meme competition for jungle tits' and 'national geographic titties' that apparently abound absolutely unrestrained in the fegion re placed our senior Russian ex-pat, Major han Chesnekov, n Λ/ommand of the Λ/ontingent as his seaside manner has detenorated greatly and his typically-coherent rantings against the desecration of Russian & warsaw-pact firearms frequently tum into Russian-accented incoherent screaming in high seas, or whenever his shipboard Vodka still mailifunctions or produces a questionable batch of hooch. Ive ordered the still moved landside as a resul Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed)12:07 UTC-5 No.20369012 289 >/k/aptains log, the Following the repeated AAR's on Operation /k/rusade, our higher leadership meeting, at the drunken insistence of our XO, expanded to include outlining a plan for, as the XO inimitably put it, a "PHASE MOTHERFUCKING DEUCE" to Operation /krusade >Several potential targets & AO's were discussed, but leading our prospects of both the opportunity for unmitigated violence and visiting said violence upon the most deserving examples of humanity ran prevailed as the leading choice over Los Angeles in a heated debate > e sail for the Persian Gulf after Vodka supplies are reple shed onboard, and we get our new y acq red Typhoon class Submarine Λ1nstened and fully 0 erational to serve as a on ard observer or The /k/rew's moral could not be higher, as following the successful Operation/k/rusade, a nightly /karaoke competition in the main mess hall has gained a great deal of populanity, though the Seet- wide broadcast of the / araoke contest resulted in numerous and suspiciously deliberate a its found in shipboard PA's after a South /korean gunner's mate performed a rendition of Manah karey's Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed)12:18 UTC-5 No 20369097 >/kaptains log, the Λ/arner, day 291 /k/orrection to day 289's entry: I suspiciously used the word 'moral accidentally instead of moralle. Not sure if spellcheck accident, and not sure if my PC's becoming ironicaly self-aware >Morals, as an overall concept, are quite nebulous within the fleet and even onboard the /k/arnier. I hear reports from section chiefs where /k/rew will come to blows (as in the swinging fists kind, not the applied with lips and vacuum kind) when debating whether or not the traps among the /k/rew are the better lays' than the trans members of the /k/rew. Strangely, the inclusion of natural XXX- chromosome females in the discussion was never noted, and the XO laughed when I mentioned it, and loudly proclaimed THERE ARE NO GIRLS IN THE FLOATILLA. I reminded him of our enduring search for at least one authentic girl for the sake of affirmative action, his Chesnekov-vodka fueled retort was a rapidly delivered and very angry-sounding rant about ponies, glitter, and fucking onesell In other news, a Λ/ontainer ship recently joined the floatilla after being declared unser ceable in its ho ne port of Singapore, and it oined the fleet after abs onding with its entire pay oad, which, fortunately, included dozens of conexes of Red Bull, Mountain Dew, Tabasco flavored Slim Jims, and women's lingerie >/kaptains log, the /k/arner, day 315 Operation "PHASE MOTHERFUCKING DEUCE/k/rusade has been a resounding success. By skirting the various no-fly zones, we've successfully mobilized forward infantry elements with our fleet of Hind-D's and shithooks without a single operational loss in deployment. A close call was had by the support shithook gunship da/kk/a when the 105mm was fired at too low an altitude, and almost caused it to crash. When asked about the target engaged, the weapon's officer, CW2 /k/rabs, insisted the 105mm be used against the BMP's and other lightly mechanized Iranian Kebab Infantry resistance because Fuck those guys. Following the removal of much kebab, all personnel and assets were successfully extra/k/ted before Iranian F14's and other aircraft could be scrambled to intercept, and all safely arrived inside the safety zone of the /k/arriers CWIS systems. Tragically, despite all attempts to the contrary, we could not /k/apture an Iranian F14 for our resident Top Gun./k/apturing an Iranian F14 remainsa primary objective of O By day 320, we hope to be re-mobilizing to travel through the Suez canal and commence removal of Albanian and Serbian/kebab in Phase Ill Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed)10:49 UTC-5 No.20368327 Replies: 2220388438 220388442 346 /k/aptians log. T >After nearly a full year at sea, the crew have finally become a cohesive, efficient machine >With the XO's new leadership, we now collect all of the ship's human waste in a tank that can feed any of four specifically adapted water cannons on the sides of the vessel to repel attempted arrier without >The lead weapons officer has also developed a rotary point defense weapon from eight nugget barrels that is fed nugget food via PKM belts that became plentiful after the hugely successfull landside >The constant influx o volunteer / ew have permitted me to become rather selective o who we take on board. To my absolute surprise, there's actually at least one non-trans female on lki that requested duty here as a radar officer. Every other female onboard is either trans or a trap. I am not sure the crew has even noticed Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed)12:33 UTC-5 No.20369246 //aptains log, the >The O and Major Chesneko have hatched the most danng, and most meaning ul operation ever day 377 oposed to the /kommando floatilla, the Λ a ture and subsequent on-board relocation of the Sympathetic assets in the area of the /k/ube have been contacted, as this raid will r equire plainclothes civilian assistance for a total distraction if it has any chance to succeed The crux of the plan relies on stealth and avoidance of contact and weapons usage. As ironic as that seems, it is critical if we are to successfully abs/k/ond with the /k/ube without attracting attention to our fleet, the fleet's new proximity to the US & Canada's eastern seaboard, and of course, prevent any attempts to reclaim the /klube from us 거wo shithooks will be modified to transport the / ube, to pro de a p mary and alternate helo for main extract on the shithook gunship, da/ k/a ill support A large rainstorm is approaching the location of the /k/ube and well fly through the rainstorm to mask the sound of the shithooks as best as possible, and we'll extract the kube with carefully placed demoliton charges on the ceiling of its prison pray to the /kube's glory for the success of this mission Alex Nex Alea Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed)12:45 UTC-5 No.20369363 /k/aptains log, the -It is with the greatest regret and deepest sadness that I report the passing of one of our premier officers, Major van Chesnekow During the daring raid to recover the murder/k/ube, Major Chesnekov led the raid himself, and at the most critical part of the raid, the breaching charges to be used on the roof of the murder/k/ube's prison experienced detonator failure. Major Chesnekov, with complete disregard for his own safety, jumped from the safety of his helicopter down to the roof by throwing his AK's sling around the steel hoisting cables that were to be used to pull the piece of roof off the top of building by shithook 1, and using his AK & sling as a zip-line Knowing fully that his actions would kill him, he manually placed detcord to each breaching charge, and set off the detcord by using one hand to repeatedly swing the buttstock of his AKS-74 down on the end of it to initiate the blast, all while singing the Soviet March, and emptying a 75 round drum on full auto from his AKMSU held in his other hand Nothing remained of Major Chesnekov after the blast except for his AKMSU, and his AKS-74, both of which function perfectly and only needed to be dusted off & reloaded >Major Chesnekovs actions alone ensured the successful recovery of the /k/ube and for his gallant sacrifice of his own life for the sake of the /klube, we hereby posthumously present Major >A public memorial service will be held on the aft flight deck at 1600 ship's time. Duty weapons & Vodka for mass 21-gun salute required, blanks not required but somewhat encouraged. Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed)11:03 UTC-5 No.20368442 Repies: 22036847020368544 >/kaptains log, the /k/arner, day 485 The /karrier is now the proud flagship of an entire floatilla of /k/rew that include several previously-decommissioned soviet nuclear submarines, to include much of their former russian-speaking crew and We have two actual bilingual translation chiefs to ensure actual communication with the /k/aptains of those vessels, but communication amongst the enslited is largely done by exchanging memes >l was recently made aware of the fact that the Typhoon class sub recently /k/ristened the /k/ommunist has onboard an entire compliment of soviet nuclear sub-surface launchable ICBMs with warheads. For inexplicable reasons, the targeting computer is missing. I will work with our chief weapons officer to patch up a suitable substitute with smartphones or a garmin. The /k/rew and and vessels in our floatilla have been universally banned from making port-of-call anywhere in the westerm world, so we largely dock & resupply from various ports in the south Atlantic ndian ocean >The trans rap e na e contingent of the / re have all been reassigned to our ex-sonet m $sile criser, the Λ laptrap, and the / aptain of that essel is a ng a freddie mercury lookalike contest to celebrateh >Piracy around Somalia has completely disappeared. The /k/rew are hungry for action, so we're headed to the black sea via the Mediterranean, and hopefully will encounter an lranian Botilla on the way. The /kaptain of the /k/laptrap has bid for and claimed the nght of first engagement of any hostile hadji vessels Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed)11:15 UTC-5 No.20368544 Repies: 220388577 23 20383844 2220388889 2220388874 /k/aptains log, the The UN and most of the developed world have expressed concerm about our recent re-activation of full global nuclear capability between our Typhoon class submarine, the /k/ommunist, and the nuclear-tipped Tomahawks recently found in a Cuban port-raid that were in crates labeled 'dragon dildoes' in kakatana At their behest, we sent an emissary to represent us to the UN and have set up a Λ /onsulate in an old south brooklyn hamburger shop prenously owned by illegal bangladeshi mm grants They tried, but could not teach any of our lkiontingent there how to successfully cook a hamburger without using a flamethrower or molotov cocktails. For the moment e 0rdered our emissary to sip y occupy that building and serve only ountain drinks and bottled liquor. Thanks to diplomatic immunity the emissary and his Λ ontingent proudly camed a full armament o en em-worthy etard negotiations are underway to disarm, but are not expected to succeed. Still, being recognized as a nuclear power and accorded full honors despite being a flotilla of overweight unwashed& sexually deprived neckbeards, fishnet wearing traps, and alcoholic eastem european/former warsaw pact ex-pats that blather on drunkenly in their native languages when not actively shooting at something
Being Alone, Apparently, and Drunk: File: 1394635459916 ing-(1.72 MB, 2100x1500, 1394400938845 jpg)
 O Saigallarine lgy f0y2Rq 03/12/14(Wed09 44 UTC-5 No 20367891 Reples
 k/ Has aquired a Nitmitz Class Carrier
 what do we fill it with and what do we do with it?
 >daily gun
 2036790
 20367巡>>20367967M2 367996m2 368229-20368352-20368384
 Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed)09:46 UTC-5 No 20367902 Reples 쯔20367920,-2036793?-20367976
 Well we better pray that at least a handful of /kommandos have leamed to operate and service a nuclear reactor while watching uppote in their moms
 Anonymous 03/12/14(Ned)10:41 UTC-5 No. 20368263 Replies ,-20368225,-20388314쯔
 The /k/arrier
 1 part Snow Crash raft
 part Fuck yeah Sealand
 3 parts lets shoot some pirates
 1 part 'who put this kiddie
 2 parts why are the walls of the officer's mess covered in spraypaint and semen
 3 parts why didnt anyone bring qt3
 the fight deck
 GFs
 対he/krew are restless It has been three days since we last sank a somali pirate foat la and we've been banned from making port-of-call in Madagascar, India, and the Seychelles Islands after our
 recent debaucherous visits there that left walls full of ND'd bullet holes and every prostitute within 20 miles of port seeking deportation or retirement
 3As the Λ /aptain, I'm also concerned because our XO has recently fabricated a / it out of loaded Nugget food str pper clips and wears nothing else. The XO has also taken to defecating on the fight
 deck and smearing his feces into pictures of boobs, penises, or firearms
 The /krew are equally disturbed, I have taken reports from section chiefs that some of the enlisted sailors have begun wearing nothing but war paint, and entertain themselves by attaching unused
 machinery to the steam catapult just to launch it off of the flight deck
 Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed)11:45 UTC-5 No.20368806 Repies: 220388840 2 20388844
 both
 /k/aptains log, the
 Our unruly /'rew is beginning to work as a team. Aside from a few accidental deaths from misuse of the steam catapult, and falling off the flight deck while drunk, operations are relatively safe and
 Earlier this week, in the interest of acquiring more ull retard A Cs to enjoy. we hosted his em nent excellence Kim Jong-. on the /ka er His entourage included many military and scence o cers
 that were interested in /karrier operations, and wanted a full spec sheet & the opportunity for further study, in the hopes of reverse-engineering our beloved ship
 On day two, after a p ate meeting with our stil /kilt wear ng XO, tree MI 12's ful of best Korean qt3 14's were greeted on the flight deck. The entire /krew aside from a skeleton element requ ed for
 continung ops were treated to a very nice, impressively choreographed qt3.14 drill &ceremony performance
 >Unfortunately, while we secured 6 full armed Hind-D's and 5500 Kalashnikovs and 500,000 rounds of ammunition, keeping the qt3.14's would have required hosting Kim-Jong l permanently to get him
 away from his fat prick with missiles' son, Kim Jong Un. He intends to fake his death, apparently
 Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed)11:50 UTC-5 No.20368853 Repies: 220388912 220388913
 >Operation /k/rusade is in full swing. With the air support spearheaded by the Hind-D gunships& other improvised 'air technicaf Helicopters (which includes a Shithook, in which our weapons officer
 somehow found a way to safely mount a short barreled 105mm howitzer, with twin MK19's on either side as door guns. This shithook unsurprising has the callsign da kkia we have enjoyed
 considerable success establishing a beachhead and maintaining air superionity over the various skinnies, bhats, and whatever else continue to harass & pirate in the region. Recovering any trophies or
 artifa/k/ts from the Black Hawk Down incident is also of considerable interest and our second-line ground teams have weaponeer detachments to recover & salvage any technicals and support arms
 Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed)11:57 UTC-5 No.20368912
 265
 > peration Λ1r sade has been a resounding success All operational prate skiffs & ships have either been captured or scuttled, and the military infrastructure and warlord elements the port coast of
 Somalia have been decimated. we e established a landside base with a Λ/ontingen to maintain port security & act as a new base o operations. W thin a couple weeks I hope to gradually increase
 the /k/ontingent on land, but that will depend on their ability to stop taking pictures and making a meme competition for jungle tits' and 'national geographic titties' that apparently abound absolutely
 unrestrained in the fegion re placed our senior Russian ex-pat, Major han Chesnekov, n Λ/ommand of the Λ/ontingent as his seaside manner has detenorated greatly and his typically-coherent
 rantings against the desecration of Russian & warsaw-pact firearms frequently tum into Russian-accented incoherent screaming in high seas, or whenever his shipboard Vodka still mailifunctions or
 produces a questionable batch of hooch. Ive ordered the still moved landside as a resul
 Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed)12:07 UTC-5 No.20369012
 289
 >/k/aptains log, the
 Following the repeated AAR's on Operation /k/rusade, our higher leadership meeting, at the drunken insistence of our XO, expanded to include outlining a plan for, as the XO inimitably put it, a
 "PHASE MOTHERFUCKING DEUCE" to Operation /krusade
 >Several potential targets & AO's were discussed, but leading our prospects of both the opportunity for unmitigated violence and visiting said violence upon the most deserving examples of humanity
 ran prevailed as the leading choice over Los Angeles in a heated debate
 > e sail for the Persian Gulf after Vodka supplies are reple shed onboard, and we get our new y acq red Typhoon class Submarine Λ1nstened and fully 0 erational to serve as a on ard observer or
 The /k/rew's moral could not be higher, as following the successful Operation/k/rusade, a nightly /karaoke competition in the main mess hall has gained a great deal of populanity, though the Seet-
 wide broadcast of the / araoke contest resulted in numerous and suspiciously deliberate a its found in shipboard PA's after a South /korean gunner's mate performed a rendition of Manah karey's
 Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed)12:18 UTC-5 No 20369097
 >/kaptains log, the Λ/arner, day 291
 /k/orrection to day 289's entry: I suspiciously used the word 'moral accidentally instead of moralle. Not sure if spellcheck accident, and not sure if my PC's becoming ironicaly self-aware
 >Morals, as an overall concept, are quite nebulous within the fleet and even onboard the /k/arnier. I hear reports from section chiefs where /k/rew will come to blows (as in the swinging fists kind, not
 the applied with lips and vacuum kind) when debating whether or not the traps among the /k/rew are the better lays' than the trans members of the /k/rew. Strangely, the inclusion of natural XXX-
 chromosome females in the discussion was never noted, and the XO laughed when I mentioned it, and loudly proclaimed THERE ARE NO GIRLS IN THE FLOATILLA. I reminded him of our enduring
 search for at least one authentic girl for the sake of affirmative action, his Chesnekov-vodka fueled retort was a rapidly delivered and very angry-sounding rant about ponies, glitter, and fucking onesell
 In other news, a Λ/ontainer ship recently joined the floatilla after being declared unser ceable in its ho ne port of Singapore, and it oined the fleet after abs onding with its entire pay oad, which,
 fortunately, included dozens of conexes of Red Bull, Mountain Dew, Tabasco flavored Slim Jims, and women's lingerie
 >/kaptains log, the /k/arner, day 315
 Operation "PHASE MOTHERFUCKING DEUCE/k/rusade has been a resounding success. By skirting the various no-fly zones, we've successfully mobilized forward infantry elements with our fleet
 of Hind-D's and shithooks without a single operational loss in deployment. A close call was had by the support shithook gunship da/kk/a when the 105mm was fired at too low an altitude, and almost
 caused it to crash. When asked about the target engaged, the weapon's officer, CW2 /k/rabs, insisted the 105mm be used against the BMP's and other lightly mechanized Iranian Kebab Infantry
 resistance because Fuck those guys.
 Following the removal of much kebab, all personnel and assets were successfully extra/k/ted before Iranian F14's and other aircraft could be scrambled to intercept, and all safely arrived inside the
 safety zone of the /k/arriers CWIS systems. Tragically, despite all attempts to the contrary, we could not /k/apture an Iranian F14 for our resident Top Gun./k/apturing an Iranian F14 remainsa
 primary objective of O
 By day 320, we hope to be re-mobilizing to travel through the Suez canal and commence removal of Albanian and Serbian/kebab in Phase Ill
 Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed)10:49 UTC-5 No.20368327 Replies: 2220388438 220388442
 346
 /k/aptians log. T
 >After nearly a full year at sea, the crew have finally become a cohesive, efficient machine
 >With the XO's new leadership, we now collect all of the ship's human waste in a tank that can feed any of four specifically adapted water cannons on the sides of the vessel to repel attempted
 arrier
 without
 >The lead weapons officer has also developed a rotary point defense weapon from eight nugget barrels that is fed nugget food via PKM belts that became plentiful after the hugely successfull landside
 >The constant influx o volunteer / ew have permitted me to become rather selective o who we take on board. To my absolute surprise, there's actually at least one non-trans female on lki that
 requested duty here as a radar officer. Every other female onboard is either trans or a trap. I am not sure the crew has even noticed
 Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed)12:33 UTC-5 No.20369246
 //aptains log, the
 >The O and Major Chesneko have hatched the most danng, and most meaning ul operation ever
 day 377
 oposed to the /kommando floatilla, the Λ a ture and subsequent on-board relocation of the
 Sympathetic assets in the area of the /k/ube have been contacted, as this raid will r equire plainclothes civilian assistance for a total distraction if it has any chance to succeed
 The crux of the plan relies on stealth and avoidance of contact and weapons usage. As ironic as that seems, it is critical if we are to successfully abs/k/ond with the /k/ube without attracting
 attention to our fleet, the fleet's new proximity to the US & Canada's eastern seaboard, and of course, prevent any attempts to reclaim the /klube from us
 거wo shithooks will be modified to transport the / ube, to pro de a p mary and alternate helo for main extract on the shithook gunship, da/ k/a ill support A large rainstorm is approaching the
 location of the /k/ube and well fly through the rainstorm to mask the sound of the shithooks as best as possible, and we'll extract the kube with carefully placed demoliton charges on the ceiling of its
 prison
 pray to the /kube's glory for the success of this mission Alex Nex Alea
 Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed)12:45 UTC-5 No.20369363
 /k/aptains log, the
 -It is with the greatest regret and deepest sadness that I report the passing of one of our premier officers, Major van Chesnekow
 During the daring raid to recover the murder/k/ube, Major Chesnekov led the raid himself, and at the most critical part of the raid, the breaching charges to be used on the roof of the murder/k/ube's
 prison experienced detonator failure. Major Chesnekov, with complete disregard for his own safety, jumped from the safety of his helicopter down to the roof by throwing his AK's sling around the steel
 hoisting cables that were to be used to pull the piece of roof off the top of building by shithook 1, and using his AK & sling as a zip-line
 Knowing fully that his actions would kill him, he manually placed detcord to each breaching charge, and set off the detcord by using one hand to repeatedly swing the buttstock of his AKS-74 down on
 the end of it to initiate the blast, all while singing the Soviet March, and emptying a 75 round drum on full auto from his AKMSU held in his other hand
 Nothing remained of Major Chesnekov after the blast except for his AKMSU, and his AKS-74, both of which function perfectly and only needed to be dusted off & reloaded
 >Major Chesnekovs actions alone ensured the successful recovery of the /k/ube and for his gallant sacrifice of his own life for the sake of the /klube, we hereby posthumously present Major
 >A public memorial service will be held on the aft flight deck at 1600 ship's time. Duty weapons & Vodka for mass 21-gun salute required, blanks not required but somewhat encouraged.
 Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed)11:03 UTC-5 No.20368442 Repies: 22036847020368544
 >/kaptains log, the /k/arner, day 485
 The /karrier is now the proud flagship of an entire floatilla of /k/rew that include several previously-decommissioned soviet nuclear submarines, to include much of their former russian-speaking crew
 and
 We have two actual bilingual translation chiefs to ensure actual communication with the /k/aptains of those vessels, but communication amongst the enslited is largely done by exchanging memes
 >l was recently made aware of the fact that the Typhoon class sub recently /k/ristened the /k/ommunist has onboard an entire compliment of soviet nuclear sub-surface launchable ICBMs with
 warheads. For inexplicable reasons, the targeting computer is missing. I will work with our chief weapons officer to patch up a suitable substitute with smartphones or a garmin.
 The /k/rew and and vessels in our floatilla have been universally banned from making port-of-call anywhere in the westerm world, so we largely dock & resupply from various ports in the south Atlantic
 ndian ocean
 >The trans rap e na e contingent of the / re have all been reassigned to our ex-sonet m $sile criser, the Λ laptrap, and the / aptain of that essel is a ng a freddie mercury lookalike contest to
 celebrateh
 >Piracy around Somalia has completely disappeared. The /k/rew are hungry for action, so we're headed to the black sea via the Mediterranean, and hopefully will encounter an lranian Botilla on the
 way. The /kaptain of the /k/laptrap has bid for and claimed the nght of first engagement of any hostile hadji vessels
 Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed)11:15 UTC-5 No.20368544 Repies: 220388577 23 20383844 2220388889 2220388874
 /k/aptains log, the
 The UN and most of the developed world have expressed concerm about our recent re-activation of full global nuclear capability between our Typhoon class submarine, the /k/ommunist, and the
 nuclear-tipped Tomahawks recently found in a Cuban port-raid that were in crates labeled 'dragon dildoes' in kakatana
 At their behest, we sent an emissary to represent us to the UN and have set up a Λ /onsulate in an old south brooklyn hamburger shop prenously owned by illegal bangladeshi mm grants They
 tried, but could not teach any of our lkiontingent there how to successfully cook a hamburger without using a flamethrower or molotov cocktails. For the moment e 0rdered our emissary to sip y
 occupy that building and serve only ountain drinks and bottled liquor. Thanks to diplomatic immunity the emissary and his Λ ontingent proudly camed a full armament o en em-worthy etard
 negotiations are underway to disarm, but are not expected to succeed. Still, being recognized as a nuclear power and accorded full honors despite being a flotilla of overweight unwashed& sexually
 deprived neckbeards, fishnet wearing traps, and alcoholic eastem european/former warsaw pact ex-pats that blather on drunkenly in their native languages when not actively shooting at something
4chan, Af, and Being Alone: Anonymous 11/19/17(Sun)21:41:43 No.751470437 File: GinaXmas.ipg (62 KB, 604x453) Be me, 17, beta af First day of senior year Have huge crush on qt3.14, Gina Also have what I call triple-threat Feet/socks/tickling fetish Surprising amount of related porn Beat my shit daily, can't discuss fetish with normies for obvious reasons Private school, lame ass uniforms, at least I can see when girls wear crazy socks (fuzzy and knee-high ones in winter got me rock hard) Gina's in homeroom Rocking Christmas socks, snowmen and stripes Already at half-mast, barely 8am >Her friends call her out, she owns it Yeah these were my only clean ones, check em bitches" Gina's parading around, shoes off, starting carols w/people all morning >Think about Ann Coulter to suppress boner Longest fucking day After class, w/Gina & peeps in 2nd floor gym Peeps leave, me and Gina alone Can't stop staring at her socks Boner is gaining on me Let slip "Cool socks G 01 "Thanks anon" iwanttotickleherfeetsobadly Sits back, phone in hand, not paying attention CROSSES LEGS, TAKES SHOES OFF It's all boner now ohfuck.jpeg Isn't she kinda asking for it tho Fuck just do it, be bold, maybe she'll be into it Grab her ankle and pull into my lap Drops her phone, looks at me like wtf Tickle her foot vigorously Up and down the arch, under the toes Foot squirming and wiggling Feltgoodman She laughs, kicks me, notices my boner in my pants "ANON WHAT THE FUCK" No words Can only manage "I wanted to see something, sry" Grab my shit and run, skip class next day Quiet spot in woods, beat my dick like it owes me money Pic: Found on fb years later, still have it saved
4chan, Af, and Being Alone: Anonymous 11/19/17(Sun)21:41:43 No.751470437
 File: GinaXmas.ipg (62 KB, 604x453)
 Be me, 17, beta af
 First day of senior year
 Have huge crush on qt3.14, Gina
 Also have what I call triple-threat
 Feet/socks/tickling fetish
 Surprising amount of related porn
 Beat my shit daily, can't discuss fetish with normies for obvious reasons
 Private school, lame ass uniforms, at least I can see when girls wear crazy socks (fuzzy and knee-high ones in winter got me rock hard)
 Gina's in homeroom
 Rocking Christmas socks, snowmen and stripes
 Already at half-mast, barely 8am
 >Her friends call her out, she owns it
 Yeah these were my only clean ones, check em bitches"
 Gina's parading around, shoes off, starting carols w/people all morning
 >Think about Ann Coulter to suppress boner
 Longest fucking day
 After class, w/Gina & peeps in 2nd floor gym
 Peeps leave, me and Gina alone
 Can't stop staring at her socks
 Boner is gaining on me
 Let slip "Cool socks G
 01 "Thanks anon"
 iwanttotickleherfeetsobadly
 Sits back, phone in hand, not paying attention
 CROSSES LEGS, TAKES SHOES OFF
 It's all boner now
 ohfuck.jpeg
 Isn't she kinda asking for it tho
 Fuck just do it, be bold, maybe she'll be into it
 Grab her ankle and pull into my lap
 Drops her phone, looks at me like wtf
 Tickle her foot vigorously
 Up and down the arch, under the toes
 Foot squirming and wiggling
 Feltgoodman
 She laughs, kicks me, notices my boner in my pants
 "ANON WHAT THE FUCK"
 No words
 Can only manage "I wanted to see something, sry"
 Grab my shit and run, skip class next day
 Quiet spot in woods, beat my dick like it owes me money
 Pic: Found on fb years later, still have it saved
Anime, Bootleg, and Booty: Her: baby my ankle hurts Me: I gotchu If a girls over 5”5 and texts you “We gone fight next time I see you” she literally will give you the smack down. It was around the time I was just getting a little clout. I scooped cute baddie but she kinda on the tall side. She avergae more boards than Deandre Jordan of the los angles clippers. She invited me over to her house to chill for the evening. Baby girl opened the door with the shortest booty shorts a nigga ever seen. I can see her booty jiggle as each cheek read “child-Support”. Pulling out was never an option. Laid on the couch we watching bootleg dvds. You know it’s bout to turn real hood in a min. This girl told me she was getting sick from the weather change. It’s funny how a girl be all freaky in the text messages but now all of a sudden she sick. I ain’t fail algebra twice to know something wasn’t adding up. I tried moving my hand down her back, soon as I’m halfway she let out a smoke screen of coughs. Breath Smelled all types of bacterial infections. I love my dick too much to put him through that. Ain’t no Pokémon center nearby here. I couldn’t see no hope in sight when the lord sent me a sign. She tells her beck was hurting. Perfect opportunity to make my move, I offered a massage. I’m working my way down her back when says “if your hand goes down further we gone fight”. Ain’t no serious tone or base in her voice so I’m like bet “Go time”, we really bout to rumble in the jungle. I creep lower when she horse kicks me right in my stomach. I look like a anime character who just got the shit out of him. Staring into space amazed at her strength. I get back up off the ground and tried to put her in the Kurt angle ankle lock. She revered it and had me in some next level Position. Nigga my belly bottom touching the back of my calf. I’m all types of fucked up. I’m looking like some iPhone head phones you pull out your pocket tangled like fuck. I had to tap out. I couldn’t even tap out. I cried out daddy. I ain’t never met the nigga either. Shorty dropped me and kicked me out. I couldn’t move. I came in on hopes and dreams and left on a stretcher. Moral of the story Tall bitches got the hands. ( Follow @Genuineguy & tag 2 friends below)
Anime, Bootleg, and Booty: Her: baby my ankle hurts
 Me: I gotchu
If a girls over 5”5 and texts you “We gone fight next time I see you” she literally will give you the smack down. It was around the time I was just getting a little clout. I scooped cute baddie but she kinda on the tall side. She avergae more boards than Deandre Jordan of the los angles clippers. She invited me over to her house to chill for the evening. Baby girl opened the door with the shortest booty shorts a nigga ever seen. I can see her booty jiggle as each cheek read “child-Support”. Pulling out was never an option. Laid on the couch we watching bootleg dvds. You know it’s bout to turn real hood in a min. This girl told me she was getting sick from the weather change. It’s funny how a girl be all freaky in the text messages but now all of a sudden she sick. I ain’t fail algebra twice to know something wasn’t adding up. I tried moving my hand down her back, soon as I’m halfway she let out a smoke screen of coughs. Breath Smelled all types of bacterial infections. I love my dick too much to put him through that. Ain’t no Pokémon center nearby here. I couldn’t see no hope in sight when the lord sent me a sign. She tells her beck was hurting. Perfect opportunity to make my move, I offered a massage. I’m working my way down her back when says “if your hand goes down further we gone fight”. Ain’t no serious tone or base in her voice so I’m like bet “Go time”, we really bout to rumble in the jungle. I creep lower when she horse kicks me right in my stomach. I look like a anime character who just got the shit out of him. Staring into space amazed at her strength. I get back up off the ground and tried to put her in the Kurt angle ankle lock. She revered it and had me in some next level Position. Nigga my belly bottom touching the back of my calf. I’m all types of fucked up. I’m looking like some iPhone head phones you pull out your pocket tangled like fuck. I had to tap out. I couldn’t even tap out. I cried out daddy. I ain’t never met the nigga either. Shorty dropped me and kicked me out. I couldn’t move. I came in on hopes and dreams and left on a stretcher. Moral of the story Tall bitches got the hands. ( Follow @Genuineguy & tag 2 friends below)

If a girls over 5”5 and texts you “We gone fight next time I see you” she literally will give you the smack down. It was around the time I w...