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4chan, Friday, and Friends: Anonymous 01/20/1 8(Sat)15:59:03 No 42632680 - >>4263291 3 >>42632967 >>426331 33 >>42633184 42632214 The end of the great 5th ninja war pt II_ Valley of the end >Friday passes when i witness the feel that was Max cryng through his Senju makeup >he simply finds Syksey and challenges him outright >max is visibly really torn up and Syksey agrees to a fight at a local recreation ground with a shit eating smug grin >Max leaves and begins to meditate in the Gymnasium >max misses his final classes to meditate >find him after school with bloodshot eyes and redone makeup, this time he has continued his makeup down to his shoulders and collarbone she has his black gGi on, but instead of being tied up, its hung across his shoulders with his sleeves dangling and his arms crossed on his chest >thisshitisserious.config >Max seems to be in some sort of sage mode >Me and other friends decide to follow the guy >Makes his way to the rec ground where Skysey has brought two of his friends >Maxyoucantdothis>exe try to convince him out of it, theres three fuckers there, hes going to die >Max leavs and faces Syksey >"i brought my mates with me ik think they want to fuck you up too, like your dead friend Max, dont worry youll see him soon" >Max raises his hand and beckons them Max's friend on his left lunges straight for Max >H e dodges, and brings a knee up and an elbow across this kids throat >Friend lets out a yelp and falls over sin order to get their friend, both others rush Max,Max dodges every single fucking blow and responds by hammering them both with his forearms >this goes on, the dodging and hammering until max Breaks one of Sykseys ribs >Friend who fell over is back up by this time and tackles Max from behind sexcept he doesnt, Max, in sage mode hadnt forgotten about the other friendd and swings his leg around and catches the guy square in the stomach with his foot the kid vomits and collpases >Syksey is in rage mode and lands a punch and a knee at Max other friend twats Max across the ear and splits Maxs ear O Anonymous 01/20/18(Sat)16:13:46 No 42632913、쯔4263296722426331332>42633184 42632680 max with split ear provides a road of "SAGE ART WOOD RELEASE, SEVERAL THOUSAND HANDS taking a small jump backwards, Max springs, full force into Skyseys other friend and floors the guy on top of him, Max relases a flurry of punches straight into the guys nose and face >Max isnt stopping until, Skysey runs into Max >this is it, the final fight >Skysey brings his body at full speed, trying to hit Max, Max jumpes out of the way and brings his knee up into Sykseys face a sickening crunch ensues >while prone on thwe floor Max mounts Syksey and begins hammerng his fists against Sykesys back and neck >Syksey stops moving wailing and roaring through his tears, Max continues to pummel Syksey takes me and 4 of his friends to pull him off of Syksey while laid on the ground, Max utters "I avenged you my friend, please rest in peace" thus ended the 5th great shinobi war sorry for the wait lads
4chan, Friday, and Friends: Anonymous 01/20/1 8(Sat)15:59:03 No 42632680
 -
 >>4263291 3 >>42632967 >>426331 33 >>42633184
 42632214
 The end of the great 5th ninja war pt II_ Valley of the end
 >Friday passes when i witness the feel that was Max cryng through his Senju makeup
 >he simply finds Syksey and challenges him outright
 >max is visibly really torn up and Syksey agrees to a fight at a local recreation ground with a shit eating smug grin
 >Max leaves and begins to meditate in the Gymnasium
 >max misses his final classes to meditate
 >find him after school with bloodshot eyes and redone makeup, this time he has continued his makeup down to his shoulders and collarbone
 she has his black gGi on, but instead of being tied up, its hung across his shoulders with his sleeves dangling and his arms crossed on his chest
 >thisshitisserious.config
 >Max seems to be in some sort of sage mode
 >Me and other friends decide to follow the guy
 >Makes his way to the rec ground where Skysey has brought two of his friends
 >Maxyoucantdothis>exe
 try to convince him out of it, theres three fuckers there, hes going to die
 >Max leavs and faces Syksey
 >"i brought my mates with me ik think they want to fuck you up too, like your dead friend Max, dont worry youll see him soon"
 >Max raises his hand and beckons them
 Max's friend on his left lunges straight for Max
 >H
 e dodges, and brings a knee up and an elbow across this kids throat
 >Friend lets out a yelp and falls over
 sin order to get their friend, both others rush Max,Max dodges every single fucking blow and responds by hammering them both with his forearms
 >this goes on, the dodging and hammering until max Breaks one of Sykseys ribs
 >Friend who fell over is back up by this time and tackles Max from behind
 sexcept he doesnt, Max, in sage mode hadnt forgotten about the other friendd and swings his leg around and catches the guy square in the stomach with his foot
 the kid vomits and collpases
 >Syksey is in rage mode and lands a punch and a knee at Max
 other friend twats Max across the ear and splits Maxs ear
 O Anonymous 01/20/18(Sat)16:13:46 No 42632913、쯔4263296722426331332>42633184
 42632680
 max with split ear provides a road of "SAGE ART WOOD RELEASE, SEVERAL THOUSAND HANDS
 taking a small jump backwards, Max springs, full force into Skyseys other friend and floors the guy
 on top of him, Max relases a flurry of punches straight into the guys nose and face
 >Max isnt stopping until, Skysey runs into Max
 >this is it, the final fight
 >Skysey brings his body at full speed, trying to hit Max,
 Max jumpes out of the way and brings his knee up into Sykseys face
 a sickening crunch ensues
 >while prone on thwe floor Max mounts Syksey and begins hammerng his fists against Sykesys back and neck
 >Syksey stops moving
 wailing and roaring through his tears, Max continues to pummel Syksey
 takes me and 4 of his friends to pull him off of Syksey
 while laid on the ground, Max utters "I avenged you my friend, please rest in peace"
 thus ended the 5th great shinobi war
 sorry for the wait lads
Friday, Friends, and Fuck You: Anonymous 01/20/1 8(Sat)15:59:03 No 42632680 - >>4263291 3 >>42632967 >>426331 33 >>42633184 42632214 The end of the great 5th ninja war pt II_ Valley of the end >Friday passes when i witness the feel that was Max cryng through his Senju makeup >he simply finds Syksey and challenges him outright >max is visibly really torn up and Syksey agrees to a fight at a local recreation ground with a shit eating smug grin >Max leaves and begins to meditate in the Gymnasium >max misses his final classes to meditate >find him after school with bloodshot eyes and redone makeup, this time he has continued his makeup down to his shoulders and collarbone she has his black gGi on, but instead of being tied up, its hung across his shoulders with his sleeves dangling and his arms crossed on his chest >thisshitisserious.config >Max seems to be in some sort of sage mode >Me and other friends decide to follow the guy >Makes his way to the rec ground where Skysey has brought two of his friends >Maxyoucantdothis>exe try to convince him out of it, theres three fuckers there, hes going to die >Max leavs and faces Syksey >"i brought my mates with me ik think they want to fuck you up too, like your dead friend Max, dont worry youll see him soon" >Max raises his hand and beckons them Max's friend on his left lunges straight for Max >H e dodges, and brings a knee up and an elbow across this kids throat >Friend lets out a yelp and falls over sin order to get their friend, both others rush Max,Max dodges every single fucking blow and responds by hammering them both with his forearms >this goes on, the dodging and hammering until max Breaks one of Sykseys ribs >Friend who fell over is back up by this time and tackles Max from behind sexcept he doesnt, Max, in sage mode hadnt forgotten about the other friendd and swings his leg around and catches the guy square in the stomach with his foot the kid vomits and collpases >Syksey is in rage mode and lands a punch and a knee at Max other friend twats Max across the ear and splits Maxs ear O Anonymous 01/20/18(Sat)16:13:46 No 42632913、쯔4263296722426331332>42633184 42632680 max with split ear provides a road of "SAGE ART WOOD RELEASE, SEVERAL THOUSAND HANDS taking a small jump backwards, Max springs, full force into Skyseys other friend and floors the guy on top of him, Max relases a flurry of punches straight into the guys nose and face >Max isnt stopping until, Skysey runs into Max >this is it, the final fight >Skysey brings his body at full speed, trying to hit Max, Max jumpes out of the way and brings his knee up into Sykseys face a sickening crunch ensues >while prone on thwe floor Max mounts Syksey and begins hammerng his fists against Sykesys back and neck >Syksey stops moving wailing and roaring through his tears, Max continues to pummel Syksey takes me and 4 of his friends to pull him off of Syksey while laid on the ground, Max utters "I avenged you my friend, please rest in peace" thus ended the 5th great shinobi war sorry for the wait lads
Friday, Friends, and Fuck You: Anonymous 01/20/1 8(Sat)15:59:03 No 42632680
 -
 >>4263291 3 >>42632967 >>426331 33 >>42633184
 42632214
 The end of the great 5th ninja war pt II_ Valley of the end
 >Friday passes when i witness the feel that was Max cryng through his Senju makeup
 >he simply finds Syksey and challenges him outright
 >max is visibly really torn up and Syksey agrees to a fight at a local recreation ground with a shit eating smug grin
 >Max leaves and begins to meditate in the Gymnasium
 >max misses his final classes to meditate
 >find him after school with bloodshot eyes and redone makeup, this time he has continued his makeup down to his shoulders and collarbone
 she has his black gGi on, but instead of being tied up, its hung across his shoulders with his sleeves dangling and his arms crossed on his chest
 >thisshitisserious.config
 >Max seems to be in some sort of sage mode
 >Me and other friends decide to follow the guy
 >Makes his way to the rec ground where Skysey has brought two of his friends
 >Maxyoucantdothis>exe
 try to convince him out of it, theres three fuckers there, hes going to die
 >Max leavs and faces Syksey
 >"i brought my mates with me ik think they want to fuck you up too, like your dead friend Max, dont worry youll see him soon"
 >Max raises his hand and beckons them
 Max's friend on his left lunges straight for Max
 >H
 e dodges, and brings a knee up and an elbow across this kids throat
 >Friend lets out a yelp and falls over
 sin order to get their friend, both others rush Max,Max dodges every single fucking blow and responds by hammering them both with his forearms
 >this goes on, the dodging and hammering until max Breaks one of Sykseys ribs
 >Friend who fell over is back up by this time and tackles Max from behind
 sexcept he doesnt, Max, in sage mode hadnt forgotten about the other friendd and swings his leg around and catches the guy square in the stomach with his foot
 the kid vomits and collpases
 >Syksey is in rage mode and lands a punch and a knee at Max
 other friend twats Max across the ear and splits Maxs ear
 O Anonymous 01/20/18(Sat)16:13:46 No 42632913、쯔4263296722426331332>42633184
 42632680
 max with split ear provides a road of "SAGE ART WOOD RELEASE, SEVERAL THOUSAND HANDS
 taking a small jump backwards, Max springs, full force into Skyseys other friend and floors the guy
 on top of him, Max relases a flurry of punches straight into the guys nose and face
 >Max isnt stopping until, Skysey runs into Max
 >this is it, the final fight
 >Skysey brings his body at full speed, trying to hit Max,
 Max jumpes out of the way and brings his knee up into Sykseys face
 a sickening crunch ensues
 >while prone on thwe floor Max mounts Syksey and begins hammerng his fists against Sykesys back and neck
 >Syksey stops moving
 wailing and roaring through his tears, Max continues to pummel Syksey
 takes me and 4 of his friends to pull him off of Syksey
 while laid on the ground, Max utters "I avenged you my friend, please rest in peace"
 thus ended the 5th great shinobi war
 sorry for the wait lads
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College, Confidence, and Disappointed: Conversation
 Conversatio
 You could sense it in their tone. They were making fun of
 as
 ou
 could only get hit on by Indian guys. They were all laughing
 was born in this country yet l ge
 eated like an immigran
 teams etc. Yet I will always be viewed as a race, not as an
 y profile pic. There was one girl who matched
 who also had a blank profile pic and we started talkin
 the topic of hook ups came up. We talked a lot
 hese women have been dehuma
 nising me sinceI was a
 about our fantasies etc. Then we agreed to meet and have
 a one night stand. We still hadn't seen each other's faces
 had warned her that a l
 and that she might be disappointed. These were her exact
 words- "as long as you are not a morbidly obese hairy
 woman, you are fine
 frustrated and we just needed to get off. She gave me her
 address and I drove to her place. She walked up to my car
 opened the door and said "oh". I thought
 know that racism is wrong and if you publicly admit that
 btle racism all the time. In fact even expec
 t women have r
 How would yo
 simply because of your race? I went on /r/amiugly and
 as
 if no woman found you attractive
 Iked for literally about 5 seconds and then she
 ra
 said, "you shouldn't have lied to me". I told her I had
 warned her not many people find me attractive, she said
 and they all say I'm not an ugly guy and am moderately
 attractive. But my race is supposedly at the bottom of the
 ial ladder. Whenever l go to clubs or bars and l approach
 women, they put on a face that looks as if they are
 repulsed. The other day I approached a girl who l thought
 embarrassed and walked back to her house as quickly as
 possible. She literally thought I was as or less attractive
 than a morbidly obese hairy woman. How would that make
 you feel? I'm not fat, I'm of above average height, l get a
 treated as if I'm something les
 we both went on our separate ways. She though
 ents out of many. So
 than human. These are
 many
 I had just popped into the bathroom
 When I came back, thi
 s the story of my life. Racist women want equality but wil
 ive it to others. How would you feel i
 sexism as a preference."Oh, I don't hire women because
 they could get pregnant and eat up valuable company time
 g fun of
 trying to say that the girl was unattractive and
 I don't want a
 could only get hit on by Indian guys. They were all laughing
 woman doctor to be in charge of mv child's health. It's not
 he conversation as quickly as humanly possible. But then
 my white friend talks to them, they are all smiles and happy
 and friendly. These feelings of shame carried through my
 ROGERS令
 9:23 AM
 Conversation
 ears. I didn't make a single friend during t
 sexism as a preference. "Oh, I don't hire women because
 they could get pregnant and eat up valuable company time
 years. Society views a man's worth by the quantity and
 quality of women he can pull. If women are repulsed by you
 what does that make you? An emasculated man. A eunuch
 All my confidence and self worth went drown the drain
 rence." Or, "I don't want a
 s not sexi
 woman doctor to be in charge of my child's health. It's not
 reference." Racist women stripped me of a
 normal childhood. When other guys were going to high
 school dances, I was made to feel ashamed of the fact that
 I would even want to go. I was made to feel ashamed of
 even having a girlfriend. 'What would people think if they
 saw a girl with a subhuman?" In school, other guys coulod
 normally talk to girls and even have friends who were girls
 Me? Even if I attempted to talk to them, they'd try to end
 the conversation as quickly as humanly possible. But then
 my white friend talks to them, they are all smiles and happy
 and friendly. These feelings of shame carried through my
 I graduated from college but had been unemployed for over
 a year after that. Not because I didn't get any jobs, but
 because l hadn't even applied. I'm terrified of people. I get
 extreme social anxiety. My heart races when I have to talk
 to someone. No one owes me sex. But stop treating me like
 I am unworthy of love. It sucks
 differently and there isn't much you can do about it. Fact
 I'm not ugly either. If you asked a person they'd say I was
 average looking. The only thing is my race. They all assume
 I smell, am a secret rapist, treat women disrespectfully etc
 Those were common sentiments among most women. It's
 just so hypocritical that these women want equality
 between the sexes but when it comes to equality between
 lege years. I didn't make a single friend during tho
 years. Societ
 quality of women he can pull. If women are repulsed by you
 what does that make you? An emasculated man. A eunuch
 All my confidence and self worth went drown the drain
 iews a man'
 s worth by the quantity and
 pYC COGE
 ucking CUNTS
4chan, Anime, and Crying: all 81%. 17:40 be in high SC /r9k/42628703 5 hours ago Anonymous 42628703 >be in high school, year 11 at the beginning of the year i end up befriending a fellow called Max the more i get to know him the more i find out he is a massive fighting anime nerd and absolutely loves martial arts and has even gone so far as to teach himself Tijutsu from Naruto, however no one else seems to know other than his close friends also in thia class is a bully called Sykesey who is nigh on impervious to trouble because the school gives him an easy time because his dad left trouble starts when Max knocks a test tube out of Sykseys hand by accident after class Skysey confronts Max and gives him a punch to the stomach and claps his ears and tells Max to "know your place prick" Max then utters a phrase, through his tears that i will never forget >"So begins the 5th great ninja 0 wat.Png little did i know that Max was going to conduct a all out war against Syksey after the weekend has passed, Max comes into school and tells his friends to find Syksey because "this ends today >Legit think hes going to shoot the school up or something he goes to the bathroom and returns in a black Gi and he has the makeup of fucking Hashirama Seniu whatthefuck. Jpeg. Png confronts Syksey in the dinner room courtyard Max clasps his hands together and yells "WOOD STYLE, WILLIW LIMBS JUTSU!" >Syksey doesnt seem to give a shit and throws a punch at Max feints the punch and gives him three consecutive cracks to the side with his forearms >Syksey is pissed and goes ape mode Max keeps fucking dodging Syksey and lightly slaps him each time Syksey misses >Syksey is in a blind rage after a while Syksey is slowing down Max makes more handsigns and then yells "WOOD STYLE, OAK LIMBS JUSTU" begins pummling Skysey with his fists and palms beats him so severely that Sykey begins bleeding continues to beat him until Skysey passes out Thus the first battle was concluded 7 REPLIES H+ 、11 81 % 17:40 >be in high sc rSk/42628703 AC : Anonymous 4 hours ago 42629676 >>42629543 Part Il- Tooth retrieval arc >so things were mostly quiet after the sound beating Max gave to Syksey, bar the odd n nasty look and push in the corridor (by Syksey), things were on the whole quiet this was until an unfortunate weekend where Syksey got blind drunk with his mates and someone brought up the fact that he got beat up by a "naruto kid" >Sykseys mates think this is hilarious and wind him up into a drunkern rage >Syksey sets off to find Max Actually finds the guy when hes walking home with me from a friends house Max never saw the thing coming until Syksey jumped on him and beat him with a tree branch knocked Max's two front teeth clean out Max being the tough cookie he is is laid prone on the floor with tears running down his face and blood everywhere >when Syksey is walking away Max screams the haunting words "IM NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE, DEATH REAPER SEAL JUTSU!" before passing out this time Max looses the war is far from lost though part 3 coming soon, really sorry lads, getting fucked with assignments Anonymous 3 hours ago 42630176 Part lll- reaper death seal >So after the incident in 42629676 Max has been real upset bumped his martial arts from 2/3 sessions a weeek to every the guys is going at it HARD hes been real quiet at school too, the only coherent conversation that we can get from himk is that he wants to "Be strong enough to destroy Sykseys soul" and "i cast the death seal, i cant go back now" this guy takes his Naruto shit very seriously unexpectedly Syksey decides to return to his old bullying ways and trips Max in the corridor this is it, like a coiled spring Max begins weaving hands signs and growling legit think this kid is going to have a seizure "REAPER DEATH SEAL ohfuckthisisit.png.jpeg.exe.w inrar Max begind with a two armed claw grab at Sykseys upper arms Real pimncer grip going on because Syksey lets out a yelp from this position max yells WOOD STYLE OAKEN SKIN JUTSU" proceeds to swing his noggn forward and crack Skysey right on the uupper lip and nose like a jackhammer, Max pummles Skysey with his own Teacher tried to timidly get involves "LEAVE ME WOMAN I HAVE CAST THE SEAL >Syksey is trying to flail with his legs and catches Max on the knee and wriggles free from his grip bloody and scasred Syksey tried to run >Max stands stock still and gets into a crouching position "gate of Joy, OPEN" sprints at full tilt at the fleeing Skysey >spear tackles the fella to the ground >Max then consecutivly pummels the back of the guys head with his arms and fists until iother students pull the guy off of the bullt Max has entered beast mode thus concludes the penultimate saga 5 REPLIES Anonymous 1 hour ago 42632214 The end of the 5th great ninja ar ptl as mentioned before, Syksey was given an easy time due to Over the course of year 11 and lowwer sixth form, his fa- ther returned and brought with him Sykseys older brother, Jez mow Jez is mean, real fucking nasty piece of work and knew how to get under peoples skin at this time, Max had lost a good friend to a bus accident it, despite efforts by his other reall on himself and broiled his Now when Jez learned of this he egged Syksey on to nark on Max about it after learning what Max had done too. >Syksey begins his war of attrition against max, saying nasty shit about this friend begins sending letters to Mcax's house sig dead friend just to get under Max ay at to be exact, syksey goes all out with his bastardness and tells max that his friend probably killed himself to get away from >this hits max hard, real hard finding him later i bathrooms, hes been crying a lot but he has his Senju makeup on and its running fuckinghellthisissad.png through his tyears, Max utters 'Anon, i need to end this before i loose my ninja way >shit is Ma on Naruto? he then weaves many hand igns and says, t gritted teeth "Sage art wood release, True several thousand hands 3 REPLIES Anonymous 41 minutes ago 42632680 The end of the great 5th ninja war pt II_Valley of the Friday passes when i witness the feel that was Max g through his Senju makeup cryn >he simply finds Syksey and challenges him outright max is visibly really torn up and Syksey agrees to a fight at a local recreation ground with a shit eating smug grin >Max leaves and begins to meditate in the max misses his final classes to meditate >find him after school with bloodshot eyes and redone makeup, this time he has continued his makeup down to his shoulders and collarbone >he has his black gGi on, but instead of being tied up, its hung across his shoulders with his sleeves dangling and his arms crossed on his chest thisshitisserious.config >Max seems to be in some sort of sage mode >Me and other friends decide to follow the guy >Makes his way to the rec ground where Skysey has brought two of his friends >Maxyoucantdothis>exe try to convince him out of it, theres three fuckers there, hes going to die si brought my mates with me ik think they want to fuck you up too, like your dead friend Max, dont worry youll see him soon >Max raises his hand and beckons them >Max's friend on his left lunges straight for Max >He dodges, and brings a knee up and an elbow across this kids throat Friend lets out a yelp and falls over In order to get their friend, both others rush Max,Max dodges every single fucking blow and responds by hammering them both with his orearms this goes on, the dodging and hammering until max Breaks one of Sykseys ribs Friend who fell over is back up by this time and tackles Max from behind except he doesnt, Max, in sage mode hadnt forgotten about the other friendd and swings his leg around and catches the guy square in the stomach the kid vomits and collpases >Syksey is in rage mode and lands a punch and a other friend twats Max across the ear and splits Maxs ear 4 REPLIES 26 minutes ago max with split ear provides a road of SAGE ART WOOD RELEASE, SEVERAL THOUSAND HANDS taking a small jump backwards, Max springs, full force into Skyseys other friend and floors the guy on top of him, Max relases a flurry of punches straight into the guys nose and face Max isnt stopping until, Skysey runs into Max this is it, the final fight >Skysey brings his body at full speed, trying to hit Max jumpes out of the way and brings his knee up into Sykseys >a sicken ing crunch ensues while prone on thwe floor Max mounts Syksey and begins hammerng his fists against Sykesys back an wailing and roaring through his tears, Max continues to pummel Syksey takes me and 4 of his friends to pull him off of sey while laid on the ground, Max utters '"I avenged you my friend, please rest in peace thus ended the 5th great shinobi war or 3 REPLIES The 5th great ninja war
4chan, Anime, and Crying: all 81%. 17:40
 be in high SC
 /r9k/42628703
 5 hours ago
 Anonymous
 42628703
 >be in high school, year 11
 at the beginning of the year
 i end up befriending a fellow
 called Max
 the more i get to know him
 the more i find out he is a
 massive fighting anime nerd
 and absolutely loves martial
 arts and has even gone so far
 as to teach himself Tijutsu
 from Naruto, however no one
 else seems to know other than
 his close friends
 also in thia class is a bully
 called Sykesey who is nigh on
 impervious to trouble because
 the school gives him an easy
 time because his dad left
 trouble starts when Max
 knocks a test tube out of
 Sykseys hand by accident
 after class Skysey confronts
 Max and gives him a punch
 to the stomach and claps his
 ears and tells Max to "know
 your place prick"
 Max then utters a phrase,
 through his tears that i will
 never forget
 >"So begins the 5th great ninja
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 wat.Png
 little did i know that Max was
 going to conduct a all out war
 against Syksey
 after the weekend has
 passed, Max comes into
 school and tells his friends
 to find Syksey because "this
 ends today
 >Legit think hes going to
 shoot the school up or
 something
 he goes to the bathroom and
 returns in a black Gi and he
 has the makeup of fucking
 Hashirama Seniu
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 confronts Syksey in the
 dinner room courtyard
 Max clasps his hands
 together and yells "WOOD
 STYLE, WILLIW LIMBS
 JUTSU!"
 >Syksey doesnt seem to give
 a shit and throws a punch at
 Max feints the punch and
 gives him three consecutive
 cracks to the side with his
 forearms
 >Syksey is pissed and goes
 ape mode
 Max keeps fucking dodging
 Syksey and lightly slaps him
 each time Syksey misses
 >Syksey is in a blind rage
 after a while Syksey is
 slowing down
 Max makes more handsigns
 and then yells "WOOD STYLE,
 OAK LIMBS JUSTU"
 begins pummling Skysey
 with his fists and palms
 beats him so severely that
 Sykey begins bleeding
 continues to beat him until
 Skysey passes out
 Thus the first battle was
 concluded
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 Anonymous 4 hours ago
 42629676
 >>42629543
 Part Il- Tooth retrieval arc
 >so things were mostly quiet after the sound beating
 Max gave to Syksey, bar the odd n nasty look and
 push in the corridor (by Syksey), things were on the
 whole quiet
 this was until an unfortunate weekend where
 Syksey got blind drunk with his mates and someone
 brought up the fact that he got beat up by a "naruto
 kid"
 >Sykseys mates think this is hilarious and wind him
 up into a drunkern rage
 >Syksey sets off to find Max
 Actually finds the guy when hes walking home with
 me from a friends house
 Max never saw the thing coming until Syksey
 jumped on him and beat him with a tree branch
 knocked Max's two front teeth clean out
 Max being the tough cookie he is is laid prone on
 the floor with tears running down his face and blood
 everywhere
 >when Syksey is walking away Max screams the
 haunting words "IM NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS
 ANYMORE, DEATH REAPER SEAL JUTSU!" before
 passing out
 this time Max looses
 the war is far from lost though
 part 3 coming soon, really sorry lads, getting fucked
 with assignments

 Anonymous
 3 hours ago
 42630176
 Part lll- reaper death seal
 >So after the incident in
 42629676 Max has been
 real upset
 bumped his martial arts from
 2/3 sessions a weeek to every
 the guys is going at it HARD
 hes been real quiet at
 school too, the only coherent
 conversation that we can get
 from himk is that he wants to
 "Be strong enough to destroy
 Sykseys soul" and "i cast the
 death seal, i cant go back
 now"
 this guy takes his Naruto shit
 very seriously
 unexpectedly Syksey decides
 to return to his old bullying
 ways and trips Max in the
 corridor
 this is it, like a coiled spring
 Max begins weaving hands
 signs and growling
 legit think this kid is going to
 have a seizure
 "REAPER DEATH SEAL
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 inrar
 Max begind with a two
 armed claw grab at Sykseys
 upper arms
 Real pimncer grip going on
 because Syksey lets out a yelp
 from this position max yells
 WOOD STYLE OAKEN SKIN
 JUTSU"
 proceeds to swing his noggn
 forward and crack Skysey
 right on the uupper lip and
 nose
 like a jackhammer, Max
 pummles Skysey with his own
 Teacher tried to timidly get
 involves
 "LEAVE ME WOMAN I HAVE
 CAST THE SEAL
 >Syksey is trying to flail with
 his legs and catches Max on
 the knee and wriggles free
 from his grip
 bloody and scasred Syksey
 tried to run
 >Max stands stock still and
 gets into a crouching position
 "gate of Joy, OPEN"
 sprints at full tilt at the
 fleeing Skysey
 >spear tackles the fella to the
 ground
 >Max then consecutivly
 pummels the back of the guys
 head with his arms and fists
 until iother students pull the
 guy off of the bullt
 Max has entered beast mode
 thus concludes the
 penultimate saga
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 Anonymous 1 hour ago
 42632214
 The end of the 5th great ninja
 ar ptl
 as mentioned before, Syksey
 was given an easy time due to
 Over the course of year 11
 and lowwer sixth form, his fa-
 ther returned and brought with
 him Sykseys older brother, Jez
 mow Jez is mean, real
 fucking nasty piece of work
 and knew how to get under
 peoples skin
 at this time, Max had lost a
 good friend to a bus accident
 it, despite efforts by his other
 reall
 on himself and broiled his
 Now when Jez learned of this
 he egged Syksey on to nark
 on Max about it after learning
 what Max had done too.
 >Syksey begins his war of
 attrition against max, saying
 nasty shit about this friend
 begins sending letters to
 Mcax's house sig
 dead friend just to get under
 Max ay at
 to
 be exact, syksey goes all out
 with his bastardness and tells
 max that his friend probably
 killed himself to get away from
 >this hits max hard, real hard
 finding him later i
 bathrooms, hes been crying
 a lot but he has his Senju
 makeup on and its running
 fuckinghellthisissad.png
 through his tyears, Max
 utters 'Anon, i need to end this
 before i loose my ninja way
 >shit is Ma
 on Naruto?
 he then weaves many hand
 igns and says, t
 gritted teeth "Sage art wood
 release, True several thousand
 hands
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 Anonymous 41 minutes ago
 42632680
 The end of the great 5th ninja war pt II_Valley of the
 Friday passes when i witness the feel that was Max
 g through his Senju makeup
 cryn
 >he simply finds Syksey and challenges him outright
 max is visibly really torn up and Syksey agrees to a
 fight at a local recreation ground with a shit eating
 smug grin
 >Max leaves and begins to meditate in the
 max misses his final classes to meditate
 >find him after school with bloodshot eyes and
 redone makeup, this time he has continued his
 makeup down to his shoulders and collarbone
 >he has his black gGi on, but instead of being tied
 up, its hung across his shoulders with his sleeves
 dangling and his arms crossed on his chest
 thisshitisserious.config
 >Max seems to be in some sort of sage mode
 >Me and other friends decide to follow the guy
 >Makes his way to the rec ground where Skysey has
 brought two of his friends
 >Maxyoucantdothis>exe
 try to convince him out of it, theres three fuckers
 there, hes going to die
 si brought my mates with me ik think they want
 to fuck you up too, like your dead friend Max, dont
 worry youll see him soon
 >Max raises his hand and beckons them
 >Max's friend on his left lunges straight for Max
 >He dodges, and brings a knee up and an elbow
 across this kids throat
 Friend lets out a yelp and falls over
 In order to get their friend, both others rush
 Max,Max dodges every single fucking blow and
 responds by hammering them both with his
 orearms
 this goes on, the dodging and hammering until max
 Breaks one of Sykseys ribs
 Friend who fell over is back up by this time and
 tackles Max from behind
 except he doesnt, Max, in sage mode hadnt
 forgotten about the other friendd and swings his leg
 around and catches the guy square in the stomach
 the kid vomits and collpases
 >Syksey is in rage mode and lands a punch and a
 other friend twats Max across the ear and splits
 Maxs ear
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 max with split ear provides a road of SAGE ART
 WOOD RELEASE, SEVERAL THOUSAND HANDS
 taking a small jump backwards, Max springs, full
 force into Skyseys other friend and floors the guy
 on top of him, Max relases a flurry of punches
 straight into the guys nose and face
 Max isnt stopping until, Skysey runs into Max
 this is it, the final fight
 >Skysey brings his body at full speed, trying to hit
 Max jumpes out of the way and brings his knee up
 into Sykseys
 >a sicken
 ing crunch
 ensues
 while prone on thwe floor Max mounts Syksey and
 begins hammerng his fists against Sykesys back
 an
 wailing and roaring through his tears, Max
 continues to pummel Syksey
 takes me and 4 of his friends to pull him off of
 sey
 while laid on the ground, Max utters '"I avenged you
 my friend, please rest in peace
 thus ended the 5th great shinobi war
 or
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The 5th great ninja war

The 5th great ninja war

Beer, Dad, and Drunk: File: 1365512335944.ipg-(36 KB, 300x400, image.jpg) Anonymous (ID: 7gZbFI2L) 04/09/13(Tue)08:58:55 No.471426925 Replies: >>471429630 >>471429769 So this is a story that happened a while ago, like 2 years, but it's kinda epic so I might as well tell you >be me, 17 y.o. and a solid 7/10 (what gf told me) >still virgin, had a couple gfs but nothing serious, tried shit like fingering/getting hj's >atm I'm with some 8/10 really cool chick, been with her for about 5 months >she's a virgin too, but with even less fooling around experience that I have one day decide to man up and ivite her at my place, no parents for the weekend sof course anon pick me up at 7 blah blah >fuckyesimgettinglaid.jpg >suddenly out of nowhere get the best fucking idea ever >jump to the movie store, pick up the movie I wanted Sit's clash of the titans, It just had become available on dvd atm >watch it before going to pick her up, still with that idea in my head shut down the tv but not the dvd reader, it's paused at the moment I stopped >we come back to my place >go get some beer, my dad told me I could drink some but not with my gf >don't really mind, not like he's gona know >gf starts to get drunk slowly >she drunkedly walks downstairs from my room, now in the living room >follow her and cut the bullshit, tell her I want her >mhh I want you too anon "giggles* fuck she's so done start kissing, getting really hot seventually und up in only pants, she's in underwear >feel a hand starting to fondle for my dick >my master plan can now activate sturn on tv discretely, she doesn't notice since image is slow to come on volume is at max >pull my dick out and press play on the dvd player >Liam Nelson yelling RELEASE THE KRAKEN at like 1000000 decibels sgive my gf the most massive cockslap in history >she falls down the couch and starts running >mfw she dumped me >mfw it was worth it
Beer, Dad, and Drunk: File: 1365512335944.ipg-(36 KB, 300x400, image.jpg)
 Anonymous (ID: 7gZbFI2L) 04/09/13(Tue)08:58:55 No.471426925 Replies: >>471429630 >>471429769
 So this is a story that happened a while ago, like 2 years, but it's kinda epic so I might as well tell you
 >be me, 17 y.o. and a solid 7/10 (what gf told me)
 >still virgin, had a couple gfs but nothing serious, tried shit like fingering/getting hj's
 >atm I'm with some 8/10 really cool chick, been with her for about 5 months
 >she's a virgin too, but with even less fooling around experience that I have
 one day decide to man up and ivite her at my place, no parents for the weekend
 sof course anon pick me up at 7 blah blah
 >fuckyesimgettinglaid.jpg
 >suddenly out of nowhere get the best fucking idea ever
 >jump to the movie store, pick up the movie I wanted
 Sit's clash of the titans, It just had become available on dvd atm
 >watch it before going to pick her up, still with that idea in my head
 shut down the tv but not the dvd reader, it's paused at the moment I stopped
 >we come back to my place
 >go get some beer, my dad told me I could drink some but not with my gf
 >don't really mind, not like he's gona know
 >gf starts to get drunk slowly
 >she drunkedly walks downstairs from my room, now in the living room
 >follow her and cut the bullshit, tell her I want her
 >mhh I want you too anon "giggles*
 fuck she's so done
 start kissing, getting really hot
 seventually und up in only pants, she's in underwear
 >feel a hand starting to fondle for my dick
 >my master plan can now activate
 sturn on tv discretely, she doesn't notice since image is slow to come on
 volume is at max
 >pull my dick out and press play on the dvd player
 >Liam Nelson yelling RELEASE THE KRAKEN at like 1000000 decibels
 sgive my gf the most massive cockslap in history
 >she falls down the couch and starts running
 >mfw she dumped me
 >mfw it was worth it