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Memes, 🤖, and Black Mirror: me when see dogs DrSmashlove Say Bruh why every time I'm at the gym watching Netflix on my iPhone a sex scene gotta come on so that the person next to me on the stairmaster think I'm watching porn? Like seriously why? I could be watching the cot damn Lion King and it would pause and Disney would be like "And now: deleted scenes...for your viewing pleasure." And they'd show Scar in a foursome with three hyenas yelping in his British accent: "YES PULL MY TAIL, GRAB ME BY THE MANE, LET ME BE YOUR NAUGHTY LITTLE BITCH...NOW, ALL OF YOU IN MY BUM! AT ONCE!" FR Bruh, I was watching Black Mirror and of all the scenes that could come up? I get the damn 1980s girl on girl sex scene with the sexy black girl and the nerdy sexy white girl. Like how? And then the old man next to me wanna look at me judgingly. Chill Marv. Don't u realize it's 2017. This ain't even naughty any more. If I wanted to, I could hit vporn and queue-up a film where a team of aggressive black and brown men break a girl's door down, take turns plowing her miniature 5'2" blond frame, and then after it's over the director will interview her with her hair all messed up and her make-up running down her face and she'll say she loved it but wishes it were a little rougher 😩. THAT'S NOT EVEN HARD CORE NOW BRUH, THE GAME CHANGED 😂. (Side note I don't want that shit, I'm just saying it exists! 😂) So stop judging before I play it and make your heart stop. Oh, three more things, because I got ADD and lack attention span: (1) who's the black girl in that episode of Black Mirror? (2) who's the white girl? (3) the next scene in that episode is a heavy metal orgy where people are banging in the hallway and choking each other...Do those exist? 🤔 Asking for a friend 🤤 VanillaAF YallCrazy CantABrotherJustPlayDonnyHathaway AndMakeSweetTenderLoveToYou GuessNot welp 😂😂😂
Memes, 🤖, and Black Mirror: me when see dogs
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Say Bruh why every time I'm at the gym watching Netflix on my iPhone a sex scene gotta come on so that the person next to me on the stairmaster think I'm watching porn? Like seriously why? I could be watching the cot damn Lion King and it would pause and Disney would be like "And now: deleted scenes...for your viewing pleasure." And they'd show Scar in a foursome with three hyenas yelping in his British accent: "YES PULL MY TAIL, GRAB ME BY THE MANE, LET ME BE YOUR NAUGHTY LITTLE BITCH...NOW, ALL OF YOU IN MY BUM! AT ONCE!" FR Bruh, I was watching Black Mirror and of all the scenes that could come up? I get the damn 1980s girl on girl sex scene with the sexy black girl and the nerdy sexy white girl. Like how? And then the old man next to me wanna look at me judgingly. Chill Marv. Don't u realize it's 2017. This ain't even naughty any more. If I wanted to, I could hit vporn and queue-up a film where a team of aggressive black and brown men break a girl's door down, take turns plowing her miniature 5'2" blond frame, and then after it's over the director will interview her with her hair all messed up and her make-up running down her face and she'll say she loved it but wishes it were a little rougher 😩. THAT'S NOT EVEN HARD CORE NOW BRUH, THE GAME CHANGED 😂. (Side note I don't want that shit, I'm just saying it exists! 😂) So stop judging before I play it and make your heart stop. Oh, three more things, because I got ADD and lack attention span: (1) who's the black girl in that episode of Black Mirror? (2) who's the white girl? (3) the next scene in that episode is a heavy metal orgy where people are banging in the hallway and choking each other...Do those exist? 🤔 Asking for a friend 🤤 VanillaAF YallCrazy CantABrotherJustPlayDonnyHathaway AndMakeSweetTenderLoveToYou GuessNot welp 😂😂😂

Say Bruh why every time I'm at the gym watching Netflix on my iPhone a sex scene gotta come on so that the person next to me on the stairmas...

Memes, 🤖, and Legend: falcao12oficial All good things must come to an end. Futsal legend Falcao has announced he'll pull on the Brazil 🇧🇷shirt for the very last time. 20 years after his career started, he'll finish in the city he was born. Thank you for the memories & for being an incredible ambassador. 😍 Repost @falcao12oficial ・・・ CHEGOU A HORA 😥😥 !! Hoje recebi a convocação da Seleção Brasileira , e com muita dor no coração , anúncio que será minha última convocação oficial , pois farei um jogo de despedida no segundo semestre !! Como eu queria que fosse eterno , eterno mesmo ... que durasse milênios !! A sensação de vestir essa camisa por 20 anos , foi a melhor coisa que pude sentir !! Fazer as pessoas acordarem no domingo de manhã pra assistir o futsal e o "Falcão" !! Foi assim por 20 anos !! Nunca imaginei que esse dia chegaria , que tomaria essa decisão , mas chegou a hora !! Saio com a sensação de dever cumprido , com a certeza que nunca foi menos , com muitas vitórias , algumas derrotas , exatamente como é qualquer esporte !! Deixo meus títulos , números individuais e coletivos , e sei sim que deixei o meu melhor !! Escrevo com muita lágrima escorrendo , mas tudo tem um fim , principalmente quando se trata de atletas !! Passo pra dizer , MUITO OBRIGADO A TODOS , treinadores , jogadores , comissão técnica ... todos que dividiram nem que seja uma vez essa camisa comigo !! Foi tudo maravilhoso !! No outro domingo BRASIL X COLÔMBIA , no RIO DE JANEIRO ! Minha despedida será em SP, no segundo semestre, onde nasci !! MUITO OBRIGADO ! FIM !
Memes, 🤖, and Legend: falcao12oficial
All good things must come to an end. Futsal legend Falcao has announced he'll pull on the Brazil 🇧🇷shirt for the very last time. 20 years after his career started, he'll finish in the city he was born. Thank you for the memories & for being an incredible ambassador. 😍 Repost @falcao12oficial ・・・ CHEGOU A HORA 😥😥 !! Hoje recebi a convocação da Seleção Brasileira , e com muita dor no coração , anúncio que será minha última convocação oficial , pois farei um jogo de despedida no segundo semestre !! Como eu queria que fosse eterno , eterno mesmo ... que durasse milênios !! A sensação de vestir essa camisa por 20 anos , foi a melhor coisa que pude sentir !! Fazer as pessoas acordarem no domingo de manhã pra assistir o futsal e o "Falcão" !! Foi assim por 20 anos !! Nunca imaginei que esse dia chegaria , que tomaria essa decisão , mas chegou a hora !! Saio com a sensação de dever cumprido , com a certeza que nunca foi menos , com muitas vitórias , algumas derrotas , exatamente como é qualquer esporte !! Deixo meus títulos , números individuais e coletivos , e sei sim que deixei o meu melhor !! Escrevo com muita lágrima escorrendo , mas tudo tem um fim , principalmente quando se trata de atletas !! Passo pra dizer , MUITO OBRIGADO A TODOS , treinadores , jogadores , comissão técnica ... todos que dividiram nem que seja uma vez essa camisa comigo !! Foi tudo maravilhoso !! No outro domingo BRASIL X COLÔMBIA , no RIO DE JANEIRO ! Minha despedida será em SP, no segundo semestre, onde nasci !! MUITO OBRIGADO ! FIM !

All good things must come to an end. Futsal legend Falcao has announced he'll pull on the Brazil 🇧🇷shirt for the very last time. 20 years af...

Memes, 🤖, and Your Life: 369 How many pull-ups could you do if your life depended on it? Tag a friend to try this with! 📽unknown
Memes, 🤖, and  Your Life: 369
How many pull-ups could you do if your life depended on it? Tag a friend to try this with! 📽unknown

How many pull-ups could you do if your life depended on it? Tag a friend to try this with! 📽unknown