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80s, Bodies , and Cum: BIG vs LIL i convos @80s Baby 90s Kid HOTEL VICTORIA Coaos Baby 90s Kid I know it's early but @sommore is funny lol πŸ˜‚ After to speaking to many women over the years I have come to learn the "One minute man" is not an Urban myth but an actual reality for women everywhere. You are too lazy to make her orgasm... But you got your nut right? Sex and love making is an important ritual. This is one of the ways we bond and reaffirm bonds, thus keeping a relationship strong. When I was younger, I made it my prerogative to be able to satisfy any potential partner. (Mainly due to insecurities, nobody wants to be called sh*t in bed.) Fellas it's important that we learn our bodies properly. Learn her body, know where the clitoris is, look her in the eye, read her body language. If you can't manifest another erection after you ejaculate, then you need to make sure she is satisfied before you finish. Your partner will tell you what she likes, how she likes it, if she wants you to choke her... do what she says. If she tells you she is going to cum... Don't stop, unless you are about to buss and you want to give her multiple orgasms. Then stop, grab a water and get back to delivering the orgasms she desires. You will remain her fantasy for as long as you satisfy her sexually. If she thinks you are too lazy, won't listen or aren't willing to try then her mind will wander. Don't end up without a partner because you were too lazy. Get fitter, be healthier, drink water, if you can't walk up stairs without getting out of breath, how are you going to perform? Masturbate and practice controlling when you ejaculate. If you want to have sex for hours but you can't masturbate for 10 minutes... Foreplay is amazing and a great addition to penetration, but if you get too excited every time then it will be a waste of time. She didn't wax, get her hair done, buy the outfit to watch you snore... Concentration is key, it's okay to pull out, gain control of your body and continue. If you want your woman to respect you then you need to satisfy her needs. Women love sex just as much as men do, so make the earth move. If you can't be bothered to make her happy... I'm sure someone else will. chakabars
80s, Bodies , and Cum: BIG vs LIL i convos
 @80s Baby 90s Kid
 HOTEL VICTORIA
 Coaos Baby 90s Kid
I know it's early but @sommore is funny lol πŸ˜‚ After to speaking to many women over the years I have come to learn the "One minute man" is not an Urban myth but an actual reality for women everywhere. You are too lazy to make her orgasm... But you got your nut right? Sex and love making is an important ritual. This is one of the ways we bond and reaffirm bonds, thus keeping a relationship strong. When I was younger, I made it my prerogative to be able to satisfy any potential partner. (Mainly due to insecurities, nobody wants to be called sh*t in bed.) Fellas it's important that we learn our bodies properly. Learn her body, know where the clitoris is, look her in the eye, read her body language. If you can't manifest another erection after you ejaculate, then you need to make sure she is satisfied before you finish. Your partner will tell you what she likes, how she likes it, if she wants you to choke her... do what she says. If she tells you she is going to cum... Don't stop, unless you are about to buss and you want to give her multiple orgasms. Then stop, grab a water and get back to delivering the orgasms she desires. You will remain her fantasy for as long as you satisfy her sexually. If she thinks you are too lazy, won't listen or aren't willing to try then her mind will wander. Don't end up without a partner because you were too lazy. Get fitter, be healthier, drink water, if you can't walk up stairs without getting out of breath, how are you going to perform? Masturbate and practice controlling when you ejaculate. If you want to have sex for hours but you can't masturbate for 10 minutes... Foreplay is amazing and a great addition to penetration, but if you get too excited every time then it will be a waste of time. She didn't wax, get her hair done, buy the outfit to watch you snore... Concentration is key, it's okay to pull out, gain control of your body and continue. If you want your woman to respect you then you need to satisfy her needs. Women love sex just as much as men do, so make the earth move. If you can't be bothered to make her happy... I'm sure someone else will. chakabars

I know it's early but @sommore is funny lol πŸ˜‚ After to speaking to many women over the years I have come to learn the "One minute man" is no...

Computers, Definitely, and Dogs: A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away." The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?" "Yes, am sure. Your duck is dead," replied the vet. "How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something." The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room. A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck." The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!" she cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!" The vet shrugged, "l'm sorry. If you had Just taken my word for it, the bill Would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $150 A visit to the vet
Computers, Definitely, and Dogs: A woman brought a very limp duck into
 a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her
 pet on the table, the vet pulled out his
 stethoscope and listened to the bird's
 chest.
 After a moment or two, the vet shook
 his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry,
 your duck, Cuddles, has passed away."
 The distressed woman wailed, "Are
 you sure?"
 "Yes, am sure. Your duck is dead,"
 replied the vet.

 "How can you be so sure?" she
 protested. "I mean you haven't done
 any testing on him or anything. He
 might just be in a coma or something."
 The vet rolled his eyes, turned around
 and left the room. He returned a few
 minutes later with a black Labrador
 Retriever. As the duck's owner looked
 on in amazement, the dog stood on his
 hind legs, put his front paws on the
 examination table and sniffed the duck
 from top to bottom. He then looked up
 at the vet with sad eyes and shook his
 head

 The vet patted the dog on the head
 and took it out of the room. A few
 minutes later he returned with a cat.
 The cat jumped on the table and also
 delicately sniffed the bird from head to
 foot. The cat sat back on its haunches
 shook its head, meowed softly and
 strolled out of the room
 The vet looked at the woman and
 said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is
 most definitely, 100% certifiably, a
 dead duck."

 The vet turned to his computer
 terminal, hit a few keys and produced a
 bill, which he handed to the woman
 The duck's owner, still in shock, took
 the bill. "$150!" she cried, "$150 just to
 tell me my duck is dead!"
 The vet shrugged, "l'm sorry. If you had
 Just taken my word for it, the bill Would
 have been $20, but with the Lab
 Report and the Cat Scan, it's now
 $150
A visit to the vet

A visit to the vet