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Be Like, Deep Throat, and Dope: Hoes be like "l can count how many niggas i've fucked with one hand" I advise you not to ask a girl her body count. There's a chance you might hear some shit you didn't want to. I was tryna to hook up with this one girl from school. Her name was Debbie but the homies called her deep throat. Head game gonna feel like getting your ears cleaned with a Q tip while reaching climax. I'm not the type of guy to listen to other guys when it come to girls. I rather keep it real and get to know them myself before making judgement. Debbie was pretty cool. Me and her had a lot in common and she seem dope. My homies saw me walk her to class one time and tried to have a intervention with me. I'm hard headed and didn't listen to them. At the end of the day your homies ain't gonna be laid up watching dragon ball super with you. (unless you into that ). I'm on FaceTime having a heart to heart with her. She ask me if I'm a virgin. I be hesitant to answer this question because if I say yes then she might think I'm a fuck boy, but if I say no the she might be down so she can take my V card. Hoes collect virginities like PokΓ©mon. I asked her how many dudes she been with. She pulled out a Dickβ€˜e -Dex (similar to the PokeDex) but it and recorded the vital info of the dudes that hit. Debbie listed my niggas, her niggas, my niggas niggas, and they niggas niggas niggas, more niggas then a lil wayne verse. After listening her List more dudes than avogordos number I was still in the mindset to fuck. That means her sex experience is max prestige and that's a Win. I had to act unsurprised like "oh ok cool" It was good until she said "Yea well that's the past tho my next man is gonna be husband. I spit out drink like triple H laughing. What you talking about sis? How you gonna play me like that? I hung my phone up with God level swiftness. Be careful kings.
Be Like, Deep Throat, and Dope: Hoes be like "l can count how
 many niggas i've fucked with one
 hand"
I advise you not to ask a girl her body count. There's a chance you might hear some shit you didn't want to. I was tryna to hook up with this one girl from school. Her name was Debbie but the homies called her deep throat. Head game gonna feel like getting your ears cleaned with a Q tip while reaching climax. I'm not the type of guy to listen to other guys when it come to girls. I rather keep it real and get to know them myself before making judgement. Debbie was pretty cool. Me and her had a lot in common and she seem dope. My homies saw me walk her to class one time and tried to have a intervention with me. I'm hard headed and didn't listen to them. At the end of the day your homies ain't gonna be laid up watching dragon ball super with you. (unless you into that ). I'm on FaceTime having a heart to heart with her. She ask me if I'm a virgin. I be hesitant to answer this question because if I say yes then she might think I'm a fuck boy, but if I say no the she might be down so she can take my V card. Hoes collect virginities like PokΓ©mon. I asked her how many dudes she been with. She pulled out a Dickβ€˜e -Dex (similar to the PokeDex) but it and recorded the vital info of the dudes that hit. Debbie listed my niggas, her niggas, my niggas niggas, and they niggas niggas niggas, more niggas then a lil wayne verse. After listening her List more dudes than avogordos number I was still in the mindset to fuck. That means her sex experience is max prestige and that's a Win. I had to act unsurprised like "oh ok cool" It was good until she said "Yea well that's the past tho my next man is gonna be husband. I spit out drink like triple H laughing. What you talking about sis? How you gonna play me like that? I hung my phone up with God level swiftness. Be careful kings.

I advise you not to ask a girl her body count. There's a chance you might hear some shit you didn't want to. I was tryna to hook up with thi...

Butt, Memes, and Focus: WIDE SQUAT GROIN MOBILITY @dr.jacob.harden LOOSEN UP FOR A BETTER SQUAT The squat requires a good deal of mobility in order to get into a good position. And the wider you go, the harder it can be to achieve an optimal depth. This is because as you go wide, a muscle called the ADDUCTOR MAGNUS comes onto stretch.↔️ . The adductor magnus attaches from the pelvis and inserts onto the back-inside of the femur. It adducts and extends the hip, so going into a wide squat, where the hip is abducted and flexed, places it onto stretch. This is one possible reason why you may get a butt wink in the bottom of the squat as the pelvis gets pulled under.β†ͺ . So in order to create more mobility and integrate it into our positions, we're going to use some isometric holds. . πŸ”ΈοΈSit back into the wall and open the hips as wide as possible. The wall allows us to relax and focus on getting into the stretch. πŸ”ΈοΈOnce you have the stretch, hold the glutes tight and rock off the wall and try to hold. πŸ”ΈοΈHold for a 10 count, keeping the knees pulled out the whole time. πŸ”ΈοΈStay at that depth or sink lower if you can and repeat the 10 count hold. Accumulate 1 to 3 minutes per day and your mobility will start opening quickly. . Tag a friend who needs better groin mobility and share the wealth! MyodetoxOrlando Myodetox
Butt, Memes, and Focus: WIDE SQUAT
 GROIN
 MOBILITY
 @dr.jacob.harden
LOOSEN UP FOR A BETTER SQUAT The squat requires a good deal of mobility in order to get into a good position. And the wider you go, the harder it can be to achieve an optimal depth. This is because as you go wide, a muscle called the ADDUCTOR MAGNUS comes onto stretch.↔️ . The adductor magnus attaches from the pelvis and inserts onto the back-inside of the femur. It adducts and extends the hip, so going into a wide squat, where the hip is abducted and flexed, places it onto stretch. This is one possible reason why you may get a butt wink in the bottom of the squat as the pelvis gets pulled under.β†ͺ . So in order to create more mobility and integrate it into our positions, we're going to use some isometric holds. . πŸ”ΈοΈSit back into the wall and open the hips as wide as possible. The wall allows us to relax and focus on getting into the stretch. πŸ”ΈοΈOnce you have the stretch, hold the glutes tight and rock off the wall and try to hold. πŸ”ΈοΈHold for a 10 count, keeping the knees pulled out the whole time. πŸ”ΈοΈStay at that depth or sink lower if you can and repeat the 10 count hold. Accumulate 1 to 3 minutes per day and your mobility will start opening quickly. . Tag a friend who needs better groin mobility and share the wealth! MyodetoxOrlando Myodetox

LOOSEN UP FOR A BETTER SQUAT The squat requires a good deal of mobility in order to get into a good position. And the wider you go, the hard...

Children, Destiny, and Disney: An engaged couple was looking through photo albums as they put together a slide show of pictures of them growing up to be shown at their wedding. The young lady pulled out a picture of herself at Disney World and set it aside. When her fiancΓ© looked at it, he was shocked. For there in the background was his father, pushing him in a stroller! Not only did they discover they had been at the same place at the same time, but they actually snapped a picture at that exact moment and captured it, only to be discovered years later. moment and captured it only to be discovered years later. (2010) Having come from different countries and falling in love at work, Alex and Donna Voutsinas always believed fate played a hand in them getting together. But now the pair have discovered their destiny could have perhaps been determined when they were small children. Days before their wedding 20 years later, Mr Voutsinas was looking through his fiancΓ©e's childhood photos and was shocked to recognise his father in the background of a family snap at Disney World in Florida as his future wife, then aged five, posed in the foreground. On closer inspection, he realised the toddler in the pushchair with his father was in fact him. 'Just to be in the same picture with my wife when we were basically toddlers, it’s unbelievable,' Mr Voutsinas said. The encounter is even more unbelievable given the two families lived in different countries. http:-www.dailymail.co.uk-news-article-1285238-Engaged-couple-discover-paths-crossed-Disney-World-toddlers.html Awesome Love Interesting
Children, Destiny, and Disney: An engaged couple was looking through photo albums as they put together a slide show of
 pictures of them growing up to be shown at their wedding. The young lady pulled out a picture
 of herself at Disney World and set it aside. When her fiancΓ© looked at it, he was shocked. For
 there in the background was his father, pushing him in a stroller! Not only did they discover they
 had been at the same place at the same time, but they actually snapped a picture at that exact
 moment and captured it, only to be discovered years later.
 moment and captured it only to be discovered years later.
(2010) Having come from different countries and falling in love at work, Alex and Donna Voutsinas always believed fate played a hand in them getting together. But now the pair have discovered their destiny could have perhaps been determined when they were small children. Days before their wedding 20 years later, Mr Voutsinas was looking through his fiancΓ©e's childhood photos and was shocked to recognise his father in the background of a family snap at Disney World in Florida as his future wife, then aged five, posed in the foreground. On closer inspection, he realised the toddler in the pushchair with his father was in fact him. 'Just to be in the same picture with my wife when we were basically toddlers, it’s unbelievable,' Mr Voutsinas said. The encounter is even more unbelievable given the two families lived in different countries. http:-www.dailymail.co.uk-news-article-1285238-Engaged-couple-discover-paths-crossed-Disney-World-toddlers.html Awesome Love Interesting

(2010) Having come from different countries and falling in love at work, Alex and Donna Voutsinas always believed fate played a hand in them...

Head, Journey, and Memes: ig: horrifyingworld Two bakery workers died in agony after they were sent into a giant oven to carry out repairs. The machine should have been allowed to cool for 12 hours, but was only left for two. The repair was a delicate procedure in which they had to collect broken parts from along the length of a conveyor belt which carries bread trays slowly through the 75ft-long oven. But within five minutes they were relaying terrified messages over their walkie-talkies, saying the oven was too hot. There was no way of reversing the belt and they were trapped on its journey through the oven. Mr Erickson was pulled out at the other end and died on the factory floor. Mr Mayes collapsed inside and was caught in the machinery. He died from 80 per cent burns and multiple fractures. 5 DEPTH PERCEPTION - SUBMITTED BY CASPERMCSADDEN - As a kid, did you ever squint one eye shut and then the other, watching the position of the world shift back and forth till your head ached? It's a bit like that. Your eyes can only see so much, but your other eyes see plenty else. Oh, I don't mean you have other eyesβ€”just that there are a whole lot of other worlds out there, and some of them have another you with eyes of their own. And every now and then, for a split second, your senses overlap. It's like being that squinting, sore-headed kid and finally opening both eyes again. The world takes on a little more dimension. When you swear you saw something move out the corner of your eye, that could be them turning their head too fast. Or that sudden shiver you get down your spine is really the wind blowing right through them. Small stuff like that. And then there's that feeling I'm sure everyone knows. You're laying in bed, and as you close your eyes you feel yourself drifting...drifting...floating...falling. Falling. Falling! And then you jolt awake, heavy in your body again, heart rattling around your chest like a bird in its cage. It's weird right? Feeling yourself die? Just be glad you're the one who woke up.
Head, Journey, and Memes: ig: horrifyingworld
 Two bakery workers died in agony after they were sent into a giant oven
 to carry out repairs. The machine should have been allowed to cool for
 12 hours, but was only left for two. The repair was a delicate procedure in
 which they had to collect broken parts from along the length of a conveyor
 belt which carries bread trays slowly through the 75ft-long oven. But within
 five minutes they were relaying terrified messages over their walkie-talkies,
 saying the oven was too hot. There was no way of reversing the belt and
 they were trapped on its journey through the oven. Mr Erickson was pulled
 out at the other end and died on the factory floor. Mr Mayes collapsed
 inside and was caught in the machinery. He died from 80 per cent burns
 and multiple fractures.
 5
DEPTH PERCEPTION - SUBMITTED BY CASPERMCSADDEN - As a kid, did you ever squint one eye shut and then the other, watching the position of the world shift back and forth till your head ached? It's a bit like that. Your eyes can only see so much, but your other eyes see plenty else. Oh, I don't mean you have other eyesβ€”just that there are a whole lot of other worlds out there, and some of them have another you with eyes of their own. And every now and then, for a split second, your senses overlap. It's like being that squinting, sore-headed kid and finally opening both eyes again. The world takes on a little more dimension. When you swear you saw something move out the corner of your eye, that could be them turning their head too fast. Or that sudden shiver you get down your spine is really the wind blowing right through them. Small stuff like that. And then there's that feeling I'm sure everyone knows. You're laying in bed, and as you close your eyes you feel yourself drifting...drifting...floating...falling. Falling. Falling! And then you jolt awake, heavy in your body again, heart rattling around your chest like a bird in its cage. It's weird right? Feeling yourself die? Just be glad you're the one who woke up.

DEPTH PERCEPTION - SUBMITTED BY CASPERMCSADDEN - As a kid, did you ever squint one eye shut and then the other, watching the position of the...

Head, Memes, and Parents: My parents never believed me My parents never believed me when was 2, when I would wake them in a state of hysteria, trembling and covered in sweat. Instead, they put me back to bed. My parents never believed me when l was 5, when would frantically try to explain the incomprehensible noises lheard coming from underneath my floor. Instead, they told me it was the sound of the floorboards shifting with the wind. My parents never believed me when I was 7, when I relayed to them the messages the voices would say to me. Instead, they told me I just needed some more sleep. My parents never believed me when I was 9, when Iwould wake up with cuts on my arms and legs and chunks of hair pulled out of my head. Instead, they told me it was something l merely did in my sleep. My parents never believed me when I was 12, when made eye contact with a grinning creature in my doorway, never breaking it for what seemed like hours until he slowly shut my door. Instead, they told me it was my imagination. I never believed my parents when I was 15, when their screams pierced the air like knives, turning from terror into pain. Instead, Itold myself it was only the wind. Perhaps my imagination. Maybe I just needed more sleep? Thinking back, l only remember one thing: was smiling. - Hope everyone has a fantastic day!!! Please pray for me and wish me luck in my first section game tonight!😁😊❀️ scarystories
Head, Memes, and Parents: My parents never believed me
 My parents never believed me when was 2, when I would wake them in a state
 of hysteria, trembling and covered in sweat. Instead, they put me back to bed.
 My parents never believed me when l was 5, when would frantically try to
 explain the incomprehensible noises lheard coming from underneath my floor.
 Instead, they told me it was the sound of the floorboards shifting with the wind.
 My parents never believed me when I was 7, when I relayed to them the
 messages the voices would say to me. Instead, they told me I just needed
 some more sleep.
 My parents never believed me when I was 9, when Iwould wake up with cuts
 on my arms and legs and chunks of hair pulled out of my head. Instead, they
 told me it was something l merely did in my sleep. My parents never believed
 me when I was 12, when made eye contact with a grinning creature in my
 doorway, never breaking it for what seemed like hours until he slowly shut my
 door. Instead, they told me it was my imagination.
 I never believed my parents when I was 15, when their screams pierced the air
 like knives, turning from terror into pain. Instead, Itold myself it was only the
 wind. Perhaps my imagination. Maybe I just needed more sleep?
 Thinking back, l only remember one thing: was smiling.
- Hope everyone has a fantastic day!!! Please pray for me and wish me luck in my first section game tonight!😁😊❀️ scarystories

- Hope everyone has a fantastic day!!! Please pray for me and wish me luck in my first section game tonight!😁😊❀️ scarystories