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Apparently, Ass, and Drunk: snarling-through-our-smiles I once lost my keys at a frat house. My drunk ass had actually walked home without them, pounded on my apartment door, gotten let in by my rightfully- disgruntled roommate, and proceeded to pass out on the couch. Apparently I puked in the toilet before passing out do not remember The next morning, I schlepped back to the frat house. I stood there, right in front of the front door. This was a novel experience for me. I'd never been at a frat house in broad daylight before. A boy, presumably, of the house, asked me what I was doing. "I lost my keys in here last night, I called back. "I was seeing if I could go in and look for them?" He opened the door and gestured for me o come in. "Go wherever you want." I'd never seen a frat house post-party Derore. Wandering up the stairs a by hungover and still-drunk frat boys sandals and gym shorts, seeking out food and showers like moths to a porch light. A few of them threw puzzled glances my way. I'm sure they thought I was some post-bacchanalia hallucination. I entered one room where a boy was drunkenly watching some Old Yeller- esque movie on a tiny TV in the corner of his room from his bed. "Do you like dog movies?" he asked, voice from the fact that his face was squished against his pillow and half-buried by his blanket. I told him I did. e mumbled again, pleased, and asked what I was doing. I told him I was looking my keys. "Sorry, I haven't seen any keys around bere I didn't doubt him. Twenty minutes had passed. I'd searched just about every bedroom and nuclear- at dumn-site of a bathroom in that house. I'd given up on ever finding my keys and was prepared to beg my roommates' forgiveness and get a new set copied. As I stood there in the hallway, silently a particularly burly frat boy approached me. "You need help with something? "I lost my keys here last night and I can't find them, I've looked everywhere. "What do they look like? I'll put it into the group chat. He was already pulling out his phone. No one ever checks a group chat, I thought, but what the hell. It was worth a shot. "Um, it's just a ring of keys. The keychain is a pink plastic cat, though, like yea big. Like bright pink, you can't miss He nodded, presumably typing this description faithfully into the group chat. "Alright, I sent the message out. Good luck. e turned and left. And with that, A few moments later, I heard a distant and it was getting louder and louder, One assumes that how I felt in that moment was how Simba felt seeing the wildebeest stampede through the ravine as a horde large young men all thundered down the stairs, making a beeling for me. "Someone tell the girl!" One of them shouted, faceless in the mob. "Girl! Hey, GIRL! We found your keys, girl!!! They circled around me. I hadn't felt that old, One of them split himself off from the crowd. "Are these -"he pulled out a ring of keys from his pocket, "your keys? And lo, there was the distinctive bright millennial pink cat keychain dangling off the ring. "Yes,"I whispered. "Oh my god, yes." "EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYY!!" The cheer went up. Turns out he found them in the bathroom upstairs. I thanked them again profusely. There was a scattered round of "no problems" and then, just suddenly as they descended, they all dispersed, like ships in the night. gatorfisch THIS is boys will be boys Nice Frathouse
Apparently, Ass, and Drunk: snarling-through-our-smiles
 I once lost my keys at a frat house.
 My drunk ass had actually walked home
 without them, pounded on my apartment
 door, gotten let in by my rightfully-
 disgruntled roommate, and proceeded to
 pass out on the couch. Apparently I
 puked in the toilet before passing out
 do not remember
 The next morning, I schlepped back to the
 frat house. I stood there, right in front of
 the front door. This was a novel
 experience for me. I'd never been at a frat
 house in broad daylight before.
 A boy, presumably, of the house, asked
 me what I was doing.
 "I lost my keys in here last night, I called
 back. "I was seeing if I could go in and
 look for them?"
 He opened the door and gestured for me
 o come in.
 "Go wherever you want."
 I'd never seen a frat house post-party
 Derore. Wandering up the stairs a
 by
 hungover and still-drunk frat boys
 sandals and gym shorts, seeking out food
 and showers like moths to a porch light.
 A few of them threw puzzled glances my
 way. I'm sure they thought I was some
 post-bacchanalia hallucination.
 I entered one room where a boy was
 drunkenly watching some Old Yeller-
 esque movie on a tiny TV in the corner of
 his room from his bed.
 "Do you like dog movies?" he asked, voice
 from the fact that his face was squished
 against his pillow and half-buried by his
 blanket.
 I told him I did.
 e mumbled again, pleased, and asked
 what I was doing. I told him I was looking
 my keys.
 "Sorry, I haven't seen any keys around
 bere
 I didn't doubt him.
 Twenty minutes had passed. I'd searched
 just about every bedroom and nuclear-
 at dumn-site of a bathroom in that
 house. I'd given up on ever finding my
 keys and was prepared to beg my
 roommates' forgiveness and get a new
 set copied.
 As I stood there in the hallway, silently
 a particularly
 burly frat boy approached me.
 "You need help with something?
 "I lost my keys here last night and I can't
 find them, I've looked everywhere.
 "What do they look like? I'll put it into the
 group chat. He was already pulling out
 his phone.
 No one ever checks a group chat, I
 thought, but what the hell. It was worth a
 shot. "Um, it's just a ring of keys. The
 keychain is a pink plastic cat, though, like
 yea big. Like bright pink, you can't miss
 He nodded, presumably typing this
 description faithfully into the group chat.
 "Alright, I sent the message out. Good
 luck.
 e turned and left.
 And with that,
 A few moments later, I heard a distant
 and it was getting louder and louder, One
 assumes that how I felt in that moment
 was how Simba felt seeing the wildebeest
 stampede through the ravine as a horde
 large young men all thundered down
 the stairs, making a beeling for me.
 "Someone tell the girl!" One of them
 shouted, faceless in the mob. "Girl! Hey,
 GIRL! We found your keys, girl!!!
 They circled around me. I hadn't felt that
 old, One of them split himself off from
 the crowd.
 "Are these -"he pulled out a ring of keys
 from his pocket, "your keys?
 And lo, there was the distinctive bright
 millennial pink cat keychain dangling off
 the ring.
 "Yes,"I whispered. "Oh my god, yes."
 "EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
 YYYYYYYYYY!!"
 The cheer went up.
 Turns out he found them in the bathroom
 upstairs. I thanked them again profusely.
 There was a scattered round of "no
 problems" and then, just
 suddenly as
 they descended, they all dispersed, like
 ships in the night.
 gatorfisch
 THIS is boys will be boys
Nice Frathouse

Nice Frathouse

Tumblr, Blog, and Hair: errant-scars: Frank Iero pulling out his hair.
Tumblr, Blog, and Hair: errant-scars:
Frank Iero pulling out his hair.

errant-scars: Frank Iero pulling out his hair.

Creepy, Family, and Fanfiction: professorsparklepants Role swap au where Zuko was the Avatar who got frozen for a hundred years, so when he's rescued from the ice instead of a goofy twelve year old Katara catches this mysterious teenager with long hair and a cool scar and a fucking DRAGON Katara: BOY???? HOT BOY?????? HOT TEENAGE BOY????????? Zuko: *speaks* Katara: nevermind I hate him brawltogethernow How does Aang factor into this? I ask because the more l think about it the more I want him to somehow be trying to capture the Avatar. professorsparklepants Aang is 112 years old, decided he was going to be Zuko's airbending teacher, and refuses to take no for an answer brawltogethernow Aang: Aw, the new Avatar doesn't want me Aang: "gets out a weighted net* Time for Plan B then professorsparklepants JDJSHJABDBFJSH brawltogethernow Look, you know how you keep a net from falling on you? YOU AIRBEND IT, SUCKA. Air comes right after fire in the cycle so it's not like the guy has any other options. Do you want a flaming net falling on you? No? Then learn to airbend. Or this tiny old man will cart you away like a trussed turkey and lecture you about the power of laughter, going with the flow, opening your chakras, and other hippie shit brawltogethernow Sokka, slouching against a fence, not moving: Oh nooooooo, that creepy old man stole the Avataaaaaaaaaar Sokka, sitting down on the ground: We should dooooo something Sokka, pulling out his lunch: Otherwise he might actually learn something That would be teeeerrible. Katara, indignant rage coursing through her body: Sokka!!!!! We have to o look for him!!!! Sokka: Might! Actually! Learn! Something! Katara! Katara: wavers* Katara, also sitting down: We have to go look for him... "gets out her own sandwich But, maybe after lunch professorsparklepants I love that this transforms Aang's role in the full Team Avatar familial situation from the baby of the family to the Grandpa with weird hobbies Source: professorsparklepants Fanfiction is good, actually.
Creepy, Family, and Fanfiction: professorsparklepants
 Role swap au where Zuko was the Avatar who got frozen for a hundred
 years, so when he's rescued from the ice instead of a goofy twelve year old
 Katara catches this mysterious teenager with long hair and a cool scar and
 a fucking DRAGON
 Katara: BOY???? HOT BOY?????? HOT TEENAGE BOY?????????
 Zuko: *speaks*
 Katara: nevermind I hate him
 brawltogethernow
 How does Aang factor into this? I ask because the more l think about it the
 more I want him to somehow be trying to capture the Avatar.
 professorsparklepants
 Aang is 112 years old, decided he was going to be Zuko's airbending
 teacher, and refuses to take no for an answer
 brawltogethernow
 Aang: Aw, the new Avatar doesn't want me
 Aang: "gets out a weighted net* Time for Plan B then
 professorsparklepants
 JDJSHJABDBFJSH
 brawltogethernow
 Look, you know how you keep a net from falling on you? YOU AIRBEND
 IT, SUCKA. Air comes right after fire in the cycle so it's not like the guy has
 any other options. Do you want a flaming net falling on you? No? Then
 learn to airbend. Or this tiny old man will cart you away like a trussed
 turkey and lecture you about the power of laughter, going with the flow,
 opening your chakras, and other hippie shit
 brawltogethernow
 Sokka, slouching against a fence, not moving: Oh nooooooo, that creepy
 old man stole the Avataaaaaaaaaar
 Sokka, sitting down on the ground: We should dooooo something
 Sokka, pulling out his lunch: Otherwise he might actually learn something
 That would be teeeerrible.
 Katara, indignant rage coursing through her body: Sokka!!!!! We have to
 o look for him!!!!
 Sokka: Might! Actually! Learn! Something! Katara!
 Katara: wavers*
 Katara, also sitting down: We have to go look for him... "gets out her own
 sandwich But, maybe after lunch
 professorsparklepants
 I love that this transforms Aang's role in the full Team Avatar familial
 situation from the baby of the family to the Grandpa with weird hobbies
 Source: professorsparklepants
Fanfiction is good, actually.

Fanfiction is good, actually.

Fire, Gif, and Jerry Seinfeld: <p><a href="http://return-of-the-trinidude.tumblr.com/post/176448492051/antifeminism-proegalitarian-thecybersmith" class="tumblr_blog">return-of-the-trinidude</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://antifeminism-proegalitarian.tumblr.com/post/176209431259/thecybersmith-im-jerry-seinfeld" class="tumblr_blog">antifeminism-proegalitarian</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://thecybersmith.tumblr.com/post/176208447767/im-jerry-seinfeld-thecybersmith" class="tumblr_blog">thecybersmith</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://im-jerry-seinfeld.tumblr.com/post/176208008077/thecybersmith-anatomicdeadspace-toronto" class="tumblr_blog">im-jerry-seinfeld</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://thecybersmith.tumblr.com/post/176202331982/anatomicdeadspace-toronto-shooting-gunman-kills" class="tumblr_blog">thecybersmith</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://anatomicdeadspace.tumblr.com/post/176201484543/toronto-shooting-gunman-kills-woman-and-child-in" class="tumblr_blog">anatomicdeadspace</a>:</p> <blockquote> <h2><b><a href="https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-44919771">Toronto shooting: Gunman kills woman and child in Greektown</a></b></h2> <p>A 10-year-old girl and an 18-year-old woman have died after a gunman opened fire on a busy avenue in Canada’s largest city, police say.</p> <p>Thirteen other people, ranging in age between 10 and 59, were injured in the attack in the Greektown district of Toronto, police chief Mark Saunders told reporters.</p> <p>The suspect, 29, had an exchange of gunfire with police officers before being found dead nearby. The motive for the shooting is unknown. Police have not identified the suspect, who was from Toronto, and it is unclear if he was killed by police gunfire or took his own life.</p> <p>The attack happened on Sunday evening. In a video clip shared by Canadian media, a white man wearing a dark cap and dark clothing and carrying a shoulder bag can be seen stopping on a pavement and pulling out a handgun before firing shots.</p> <p>Prime Minister Justin Trudeau sent his sympathies to the victims and the city in a tweet, while Toronto Mayor John Tory condemned the “despicable” attack on “people innocently enjoying a Sunday evening”.</p> </blockquote> <p>F</p> <p>I hope the injured victims recover swiftly.</p> <p>Also, this is yet more evidence that gun control won’t work.</p> </blockquote> <p>DID THIS MAN REALLY SAY “F” HOLY SHIT WE GOTTA KILL EM ALL. EVERY ANGLO. NUKE IT FROM ORBIT. IT’S THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE.</p> </blockquote> <p><b>Me:</b> pays respect to the victims of violence.</p> <p><b>You:</b> calls for the genocide of my entire ethnic group.</p> <p>WTF?</p> </blockquote> <p>This whole post threw me for a loop</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="226" data-orig-width="400" data-tumblr-attribution="lexarakoon:xI0tcvbDKlD_Lj7hHAVFRg:ZJeWhm22YrHnz"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a095298a115d6d07289d43328c03e940/tumblr_o39x2fzeQc1tk48vko1_400.gif" data-orig-height="226" data-orig-width="400"/></figure></blockquote> <p>I’m at a loss.</p>
Fire, Gif, and Jerry Seinfeld: <p><a href="http://return-of-the-trinidude.tumblr.com/post/176448492051/antifeminism-proegalitarian-thecybersmith" class="tumblr_blog">return-of-the-trinidude</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://antifeminism-proegalitarian.tumblr.com/post/176209431259/thecybersmith-im-jerry-seinfeld" class="tumblr_blog">antifeminism-proegalitarian</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://thecybersmith.tumblr.com/post/176208447767/im-jerry-seinfeld-thecybersmith" class="tumblr_blog">thecybersmith</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://im-jerry-seinfeld.tumblr.com/post/176208008077/thecybersmith-anatomicdeadspace-toronto" class="tumblr_blog">im-jerry-seinfeld</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://thecybersmith.tumblr.com/post/176202331982/anatomicdeadspace-toronto-shooting-gunman-kills" class="tumblr_blog">thecybersmith</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://anatomicdeadspace.tumblr.com/post/176201484543/toronto-shooting-gunman-kills-woman-and-child-in" class="tumblr_blog">anatomicdeadspace</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<h2><b><a href="https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-44919771">Toronto shooting: Gunman kills woman and child in Greektown</a></b></h2>
<p>A 10-year-old girl and an 18-year-old woman have died after a gunman opened fire on a busy avenue in Canada’s largest city, police say.</p>
<p>Thirteen other people, ranging in age between 10 and 59, were injured in the attack in the Greektown district of Toronto, police chief Mark Saunders told reporters.</p>
<p>The suspect, 29, had an exchange of gunfire with police officers before being found dead nearby. The motive for the shooting is unknown. Police have not identified the suspect, who was from Toronto, and it is unclear if he was killed by police gunfire or took his own life.</p>
<p>The attack happened on Sunday evening. In a video clip shared by Canadian media, a white man wearing a dark cap and dark clothing and carrying a shoulder bag can be seen stopping on a pavement and pulling out a handgun before firing shots.</p>
<p>Prime Minister Justin Trudeau sent his sympathies to the victims and the city in a tweet, while Toronto Mayor John Tory condemned the “despicable” attack on “people innocently enjoying a Sunday evening”.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>F</p>
<p>I hope the injured victims recover swiftly.</p>
<p>Also, this is yet more evidence that gun control won’t work.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>DID THIS MAN REALLY SAY “F” HOLY SHIT WE GOTTA KILL EM ALL. EVERY ANGLO. NUKE IT FROM ORBIT. IT’S THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE.</p>
</blockquote>

<p><b>Me:</b> pays respect to the victims of violence.</p>
<p><b>You:</b> calls for the genocide of my entire ethnic group.</p>
<p>WTF?</p>
</blockquote>

<p>This whole post threw me for a loop</p>
</blockquote>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="226" data-orig-width="400" data-tumblr-attribution="lexarakoon:xI0tcvbDKlD_Lj7hHAVFRg:ZJeWhm22YrHnz"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a095298a115d6d07289d43328c03e940/tumblr_o39x2fzeQc1tk48vko1_400.gif" data-orig-height="226" data-orig-width="400"/></figure></blockquote>

<p>I’m at a loss.</p>

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