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Frank Iero pulling out his hair.

errant-scars: Frank Iero pulling out his hair.

Creepy, Family, and Fanfiction: professorsparklepants Role swap au where Zuko was the Avatar who got frozen for a hundred years, so when he's rescued from the ice instead of a goofy twelve year old Katara catches this mysterious teenager with long hair and a cool scar and a fucking DRAGON Katara: BOY???? HOT BOY?????? HOT TEENAGE BOY????????? Zuko: *speaks* Katara: nevermind I hate him brawltogethernow How does Aang factor into this? I ask because the more l think about it the more I want him to somehow be trying to capture the Avatar. professorsparklepants Aang is 112 years old, decided he was going to be Zuko's airbending teacher, and refuses to take no for an answer brawltogethernow Aang: Aw, the new Avatar doesn't want me Aang: "gets out a weighted net* Time for Plan B then professorsparklepants JDJSHJABDBFJSH brawltogethernow Look, you know how you keep a net from falling on you? YOU AIRBEND IT, SUCKA. Air comes right after fire in the cycle so it's not like the guy has any other options. Do you want a flaming net falling on you? No? Then learn to airbend. Or this tiny old man will cart you away like a trussed turkey and lecture you about the power of laughter, going with the flow, opening your chakras, and other hippie shit brawltogethernow Sokka, slouching against a fence, not moving: Oh nooooooo, that creepy old man stole the Avataaaaaaaaaar Sokka, sitting down on the ground: We should dooooo something Sokka, pulling out his lunch: Otherwise he might actually learn something That would be teeeerrible. Katara, indignant rage coursing through her body: Sokka!!!!! We have to o look for him!!!! Sokka: Might! Actually! Learn! Something! Katara! Katara: wavers* Katara, also sitting down: We have to go look for him... "gets out her own sandwich But, maybe after lunch professorsparklepants I love that this transforms Aang's role in the full Team Avatar familial situation from the baby of the family to the Grandpa with weird hobbies Source: professorsparklepants Fanfiction is good, actually.
Creepy, Family, and Fanfiction: professorsparklepants
 Role swap au where Zuko was the Avatar who got frozen for a hundred
 years, so when he's rescued from the ice instead of a goofy twelve year old
 Katara catches this mysterious teenager with long hair and a cool scar and
 a fucking DRAGON
 Katara: BOY???? HOT BOY?????? HOT TEENAGE BOY?????????
 Zuko: *speaks*
 Katara: nevermind I hate him
 brawltogethernow
 How does Aang factor into this? I ask because the more l think about it the
 more I want him to somehow be trying to capture the Avatar.
 professorsparklepants
 Aang is 112 years old, decided he was going to be Zuko's airbending
 teacher, and refuses to take no for an answer
 brawltogethernow
 Aang: Aw, the new Avatar doesn't want me
 Aang: "gets out a weighted net* Time for Plan B then
 professorsparklepants
 JDJSHJABDBFJSH
 brawltogethernow
 Look, you know how you keep a net from falling on you? YOU AIRBEND
 IT, SUCKA. Air comes right after fire in the cycle so it's not like the guy has
 any other options. Do you want a flaming net falling on you? No? Then
 learn to airbend. Or this tiny old man will cart you away like a trussed
 turkey and lecture you about the power of laughter, going with the flow,
 opening your chakras, and other hippie shit
 brawltogethernow
 Sokka, slouching against a fence, not moving: Oh nooooooo, that creepy
 old man stole the Avataaaaaaaaaar
 Sokka, sitting down on the ground: We should dooooo something
 Sokka, pulling out his lunch: Otherwise he might actually learn something
 That would be teeeerrible.
 Katara, indignant rage coursing through her body: Sokka!!!!! We have to
 o look for him!!!!
 Sokka: Might! Actually! Learn! Something! Katara!
 Katara: wavers*
 Katara, also sitting down: We have to go look for him... "gets out her own
 sandwich But, maybe after lunch
 professorsparklepants
 I love that this transforms Aang's role in the full Team Avatar familial
 situation from the baby of the family to the Grandpa with weird hobbies
 Source: professorsparklepants
Fanfiction is good, actually.

Fanfiction is good, actually.

Fire, Gif, and Jerry Seinfeld: <p><a href="http://return-of-the-trinidude.tumblr.com/post/176448492051/antifeminism-proegalitarian-thecybersmith" class="tumblr_blog">return-of-the-trinidude</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://antifeminism-proegalitarian.tumblr.com/post/176209431259/thecybersmith-im-jerry-seinfeld" class="tumblr_blog">antifeminism-proegalitarian</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://thecybersmith.tumblr.com/post/176208447767/im-jerry-seinfeld-thecybersmith" class="tumblr_blog">thecybersmith</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://im-jerry-seinfeld.tumblr.com/post/176208008077/thecybersmith-anatomicdeadspace-toronto" class="tumblr_blog">im-jerry-seinfeld</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://thecybersmith.tumblr.com/post/176202331982/anatomicdeadspace-toronto-shooting-gunman-kills" class="tumblr_blog">thecybersmith</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://anatomicdeadspace.tumblr.com/post/176201484543/toronto-shooting-gunman-kills-woman-and-child-in" class="tumblr_blog">anatomicdeadspace</a>:</p> <blockquote> <h2><b><a href="https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-44919771">Toronto shooting: Gunman kills woman and child in Greektown</a></b></h2> <p>A 10-year-old girl and an 18-year-old woman have died after a gunman opened fire on a busy avenue in Canada’s largest city, police say.</p> <p>Thirteen other people, ranging in age between 10 and 59, were injured in the attack in the Greektown district of Toronto, police chief Mark Saunders told reporters.</p> <p>The suspect, 29, had an exchange of gunfire with police officers before being found dead nearby. The motive for the shooting is unknown. Police have not identified the suspect, who was from Toronto, and it is unclear if he was killed by police gunfire or took his own life.</p> <p>The attack happened on Sunday evening. In a video clip shared by Canadian media, a white man wearing a dark cap and dark clothing and carrying a shoulder bag can be seen stopping on a pavement and pulling out a handgun before firing shots.</p> <p>Prime Minister Justin Trudeau sent his sympathies to the victims and the city in a tweet, while Toronto Mayor John Tory condemned the “despicable” attack on “people innocently enjoying a Sunday evening”.</p> </blockquote> <p>F</p> <p>I hope the injured victims recover swiftly.</p> <p>Also, this is yet more evidence that gun control won’t work.</p> </blockquote> <p>DID THIS MAN REALLY SAY “F” HOLY SHIT WE GOTTA KILL EM ALL. EVERY ANGLO. NUKE IT FROM ORBIT. IT’S THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE.</p> </blockquote> <p><b>Me:</b> pays respect to the victims of violence.</p> <p><b>You:</b> calls for the genocide of my entire ethnic group.</p> <p>WTF?</p> </blockquote> <p>This whole post threw me for a loop</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="226" data-orig-width="400" data-tumblr-attribution="lexarakoon:xI0tcvbDKlD_Lj7hHAVFRg:ZJeWhm22YrHnz"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a095298a115d6d07289d43328c03e940/tumblr_o39x2fzeQc1tk48vko1_400.gif" data-orig-height="226" data-orig-width="400"/></figure></blockquote> <p>I’m at a loss.</p>
Fire, Gif, and Jerry Seinfeld: <p><a href="http://return-of-the-trinidude.tumblr.com/post/176448492051/antifeminism-proegalitarian-thecybersmith" class="tumblr_blog">return-of-the-trinidude</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://antifeminism-proegalitarian.tumblr.com/post/176209431259/thecybersmith-im-jerry-seinfeld" class="tumblr_blog">antifeminism-proegalitarian</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://thecybersmith.tumblr.com/post/176208447767/im-jerry-seinfeld-thecybersmith" class="tumblr_blog">thecybersmith</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://im-jerry-seinfeld.tumblr.com/post/176208008077/thecybersmith-anatomicdeadspace-toronto" class="tumblr_blog">im-jerry-seinfeld</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="http://thecybersmith.tumblr.com/post/176202331982/anatomicdeadspace-toronto-shooting-gunman-kills" class="tumblr_blog">thecybersmith</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="http://anatomicdeadspace.tumblr.com/post/176201484543/toronto-shooting-gunman-kills-woman-and-child-in" class="tumblr_blog">anatomicdeadspace</a>:</p>
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<h2><b><a href="https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-44919771">Toronto shooting: Gunman kills woman and child in Greektown</a></b></h2>
<p>A 10-year-old girl and an 18-year-old woman have died after a gunman opened fire on a busy avenue in Canada’s largest city, police say.</p>
<p>Thirteen other people, ranging in age between 10 and 59, were injured in the attack in the Greektown district of Toronto, police chief Mark Saunders told reporters.</p>
<p>The suspect, 29, had an exchange of gunfire with police officers before being found dead nearby. The motive for the shooting is unknown. Police have not identified the suspect, who was from Toronto, and it is unclear if he was killed by police gunfire or took his own life.</p>
<p>The attack happened on Sunday evening. In a video clip shared by Canadian media, a white man wearing a dark cap and dark clothing and carrying a shoulder bag can be seen stopping on a pavement and pulling out a handgun before firing shots.</p>
<p>Prime Minister Justin Trudeau sent his sympathies to the victims and the city in a tweet, while Toronto Mayor John Tory condemned the “despicable” attack on “people innocently enjoying a Sunday evening”.</p>
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<p>F</p>
<p>I hope the injured victims recover swiftly.</p>
<p>Also, this is yet more evidence that gun control won’t work.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>DID THIS MAN REALLY SAY “F” HOLY SHIT WE GOTTA KILL EM ALL. EVERY ANGLO. NUKE IT FROM ORBIT. IT’S THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE.</p>
</blockquote>

<p><b>Me:</b> pays respect to the victims of violence.</p>
<p><b>You:</b> calls for the genocide of my entire ethnic group.</p>
<p>WTF?</p>
</blockquote>

<p>This whole post threw me for a loop</p>
</blockquote>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="226" data-orig-width="400" data-tumblr-attribution="lexarakoon:xI0tcvbDKlD_Lj7hHAVFRg:ZJeWhm22YrHnz"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a095298a115d6d07289d43328c03e940/tumblr_o39x2fzeQc1tk48vko1_400.gif" data-orig-height="226" data-orig-width="400"/></figure></blockquote>

<p>I’m at a loss.</p>

return-of-the-trinidude: antifeminism-proegalitarian: thecybersmith: im-jerry-seinfeld: thecybersmith: anatomicdeadspace: Toronto sho...

Family, Fucking, and Funny: <p><a href="https://gaytheistancap-bishes.tumblr.com/post/174102986875/libertarirynn-keyhollow-deadlyhorker" class="tumblr_blog">gaytheistancap-bishes</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/174102928449/keyhollow-deadlyhorker" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://keyhollow.tumblr.com/post/174102807600/deadlyhorker-deadcatwithaflamethrower" class="tumblr_blog">keyhollow</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://deadlyhorker.tumblr.com/post/173795919606/deadcatwithaflamethrower-nyxserpent" class="tumblr_blog">deadlyhorker</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://deadcatwithaflamethrower.tumblr.com/post/169315433919/nyxserpent-chitoge2g-dongboss-i-lost-it" class="tumblr_blog">deadcatwithaflamethrower</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://nyxserpent.tumblr.com/post/169308181131/chitoge2g-dongboss-i-lost-it-when-he-pulled" class="tumblr_blog">nyxserpent</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chitoge2g.tumblr.com/post/127048204650">chitoge2g</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dongboss.tumblr.com/post/125418346524">dongboss</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i lost it when he pulled the fucking shot gun out of his fucking pants</p> </blockquote> <p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-tumblr-attribution="shirayyyy:jcAEscW1tcrJfzFzYjLV8w:ZLflss1Sdrzf_" data-orig-height="280" data-orig-width="500"><img data-orig-height="280" data-orig-width="500" alt="image" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/542af5621598a723c89f8ec0bf7ed1d4/tumblr_nd3k4isNbU1s7swf7o1_500.gif"/></figure></p> </blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mIqJeeHI-MIa3QoTs8zowxg">@deadcatwithaflamethrower</a> I feel like I’m watching the Whetu family disarm</p> </blockquote> <p style="">THIS IS GREAT.<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Did anyone else think of that scene in pirates of the Caribbean, where Keira Knightley was pulling out a ridiculous amount of weapons? </p></blockquote> <p>He’d be walkin hella funny </p></blockquote> <p>“Hey do you think there might be anything suspicious about that kid limping around with a dozen gun shaped lumps in his pants?”</p><p>“Nah he’s probably cool.”</p></blockquote> <p>WHO IN GODS NAME WOULD CSTRY A MAC 10! HE HAD TO FUCKING PUT IN THE MAG AFTER HE PULLED IT OUT AND THAT AINT EFFWCTIVE</p></blockquote> <p>Not to mention storing a dozen unsecured guns in your pants a good way to lose your dick and/or the entire bottom half of your body.</p>
Family, Fucking, and Funny: <p><a href="https://gaytheistancap-bishes.tumblr.com/post/174102986875/libertarirynn-keyhollow-deadlyhorker" class="tumblr_blog">gaytheistancap-bishes</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/174102928449/keyhollow-deadlyhorker" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://keyhollow.tumblr.com/post/174102807600/deadlyhorker-deadcatwithaflamethrower" class="tumblr_blog">keyhollow</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://deadlyhorker.tumblr.com/post/173795919606/deadcatwithaflamethrower-nyxserpent" class="tumblr_blog">deadlyhorker</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://deadcatwithaflamethrower.tumblr.com/post/169315433919/nyxserpent-chitoge2g-dongboss-i-lost-it" class="tumblr_blog">deadcatwithaflamethrower</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://nyxserpent.tumblr.com/post/169308181131/chitoge2g-dongboss-i-lost-it-when-he-pulled" class="tumblr_blog">nyxserpent</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chitoge2g.tumblr.com/post/127048204650">chitoge2g</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dongboss.tumblr.com/post/125418346524">dongboss</a>:</p>
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<p>i lost it when he pulled the fucking shot gun out of his fucking pants</p>
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<p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-tumblr-attribution="shirayyyy:jcAEscW1tcrJfzFzYjLV8w:ZLflss1Sdrzf_" data-orig-height="280" data-orig-width="500"><img data-orig-height="280" data-orig-width="500" alt="image" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/542af5621598a723c89f8ec0bf7ed1d4/tumblr_nd3k4isNbU1s7swf7o1_500.gif"/></figure></p>
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<p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mIqJeeHI-MIa3QoTs8zowxg">@deadcatwithaflamethrower</a> I feel like I’m watching the Whetu family disarm</p>
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<p style="">THIS IS GREAT.<br/></p>
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<p>Did anyone else think of that scene in pirates of the Caribbean, where Keira Knightley was pulling out a ridiculous amount of weapons? </p></blockquote>

<p>He’d be walkin hella funny </p></blockquote>

<p>“Hey do you think there might be anything suspicious about that kid limping around with a dozen gun shaped lumps in his pants?”</p><p>“Nah he’s probably cool.”</p></blockquote>

<p>WHO IN GODS NAME WOULD CSTRY A MAC 10! HE HAD TO FUCKING PUT IN THE MAG AFTER HE PULLED IT OUT AND THAT AINT EFFWCTIVE</p></blockquote>

<p>Not to mention storing a dozen unsecured guns in your pants a good way to lose your dick and/or the entire bottom half of your body.</p>

gaytheistancap-bishes: libertarirynn: keyhollow: deadlyhorker: deadcatwithaflamethrower: nyxserpent: chitoge2g: dongboss: i lost it ...

Family, Fucking, and Funny: <p><a href="http://keyhollow.tumblr.com/post/174102807600/deadlyhorker-deadcatwithaflamethrower" class="tumblr_blog">keyhollow</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://deadlyhorker.tumblr.com/post/173795919606/deadcatwithaflamethrower-nyxserpent" class="tumblr_blog">deadlyhorker</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://deadcatwithaflamethrower.tumblr.com/post/169315433919/nyxserpent-chitoge2g-dongboss-i-lost-it" class="tumblr_blog">deadcatwithaflamethrower</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://nyxserpent.tumblr.com/post/169308181131/chitoge2g-dongboss-i-lost-it-when-he-pulled" class="tumblr_blog">nyxserpent</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chitoge2g.tumblr.com/post/127048204650">chitoge2g</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dongboss.tumblr.com/post/125418346524">dongboss</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i lost it when he pulled the fucking shot gun out of his fucking pants</p> </blockquote> <p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-tumblr-attribution="shirayyyy:jcAEscW1tcrJfzFzYjLV8w:ZLflss1Sdrzf_" data-orig-height="280" data-orig-width="500"><img data-orig-height="280" data-orig-width="500" alt="image" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/542af5621598a723c89f8ec0bf7ed1d4/tumblr_nd3k4isNbU1s7swf7o1_500.gif"/></figure></p> </blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mIqJeeHI-MIa3QoTs8zowxg">@deadcatwithaflamethrower</a> I feel like I’m watching the Whetu family disarm</p> </blockquote> <p style="">THIS IS GREAT.<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Did anyone else think of that scene in pirates of the Caribbean, where Keira Knightley was pulling out a ridiculous amount of weapons? </p></blockquote> <p>He’d be walkin hella funny </p></blockquote> <p>“Hey do you think there might be anything suspicious about that kid limping around with a dozen gun shaped lumps in his pants?”</p><p>“Nah he’s probably cool.”</p>
Family, Fucking, and Funny: <p><a href="http://keyhollow.tumblr.com/post/174102807600/deadlyhorker-deadcatwithaflamethrower" class="tumblr_blog">keyhollow</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://deadlyhorker.tumblr.com/post/173795919606/deadcatwithaflamethrower-nyxserpent" class="tumblr_blog">deadlyhorker</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://deadcatwithaflamethrower.tumblr.com/post/169315433919/nyxserpent-chitoge2g-dongboss-i-lost-it" class="tumblr_blog">deadcatwithaflamethrower</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://nyxserpent.tumblr.com/post/169308181131/chitoge2g-dongboss-i-lost-it-when-he-pulled" class="tumblr_blog">nyxserpent</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chitoge2g.tumblr.com/post/127048204650">chitoge2g</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dongboss.tumblr.com/post/125418346524">dongboss</a>:</p>
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<p>i lost it when he pulled the fucking shot gun out of his fucking pants</p>
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<p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-tumblr-attribution="shirayyyy:jcAEscW1tcrJfzFzYjLV8w:ZLflss1Sdrzf_" data-orig-height="280" data-orig-width="500"><img data-orig-height="280" data-orig-width="500" alt="image" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/542af5621598a723c89f8ec0bf7ed1d4/tumblr_nd3k4isNbU1s7swf7o1_500.gif"/></figure></p>
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<p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mIqJeeHI-MIa3QoTs8zowxg">@deadcatwithaflamethrower</a> I feel like I’m watching the Whetu family disarm</p>
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<p style="">THIS IS GREAT.<br/></p>
</blockquote>

<p>Did anyone else think of that scene in pirates of the Caribbean, where Keira Knightley was pulling out a ridiculous amount of weapons? </p></blockquote>

<p>He’d be walkin hella funny </p></blockquote>

<p>“Hey do you think there might be anything suspicious about that kid limping around with a dozen gun shaped lumps in his pants?”</p><p>“Nah he’s probably cool.”</p>

keyhollow: deadlyhorker: deadcatwithaflamethrower: nyxserpent: chitoge2g: dongboss: i lost it when he pulled the fucking shot gun out ...

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Ultrafacts.tumblr.com <p><a href="https://lornagonigall.tumblr.com/post/172731993075/gortys-and-loaderbot-themauveroom" class="tumblr_blog">lornagonigall</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://gortys-and-loaderbot.tumblr.com/post/172722688177/themauveroom-distractedbyshinyobjects" class="tumblr_blog">gortys-and-loaderbot</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://themauveroom.com/post/126061716051/distractedbyshinyobjects-mewjounouchi" class="tumblr_blog">themauveroom</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://distractedbyshinyobjects.tumblr.com/post/125910374913">distractedbyshinyobjects</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mewjounouchi.tumblr.com/post/107289650150">mewjounouchi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://khoshekh-yourself.tumblr.com/post/100377132737">khoshekh-yourself</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://catsuitmonarchy.tumblr.com/post/97024694779">catsuitmonarchy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://optimysticals.tumblr.com/post/97022954813">optimysticals</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vancity604778kid.tumblr.com/post/96954514788">vancity604778kid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ultrafacts.tumblr.com/post/90809645826">ultrafacts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div class="post_content clearfix"> <div class="post_content_inner clearfix"> <div class="post_body"> <p><a href="http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Theodore_Roosevelt">Source</a> <strong>Click <a href="http://ultrafacts.tumblr.com/">HERE</a> to Follow the <a href="http://ultrafacts.tumblr.com/">Ultrafacts</a> Blog!</strong></p> </div> </div> </div> </blockquote> <p>ALICE ROOSEVELT WAS HARDCORE. “She was known as a rule-breaker in an era when women were under great pressure to conform. The American public noticed many of her exploits. She smoked cigarettes in public, swore at officials, rode in cars with men, stayed out late partying, kept a pet snake named Emily Spinach (Emily as in her spinster aunt and Spinach for its green color) in the White House, and was seen placing bets with a bookie. </p> <p><figure data-orig-height="257" data-orig-width="196" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b9f2357cd13b243a07825c07ae592087/tumblr_nbkle5rE3j1smkbx3o1_250.jpg"><img alt="" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1175b098b7bd4fa11b6cf8b3c8100b20/tumblr_inline_p7g7x4M0Q11rw09tq_540.jpg" data-orig-height="257" data-orig-width="196" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b9f2357cd13b243a07825c07ae592087/tumblr_nbkle5rE3j1smkbx3o1_250.jpg"/></figure></p> </blockquote> <p>So what I’m reading here is, she was a Roosevelt?</p> </blockquote> <p>Well I have a new hero.</p> </blockquote> <p><span>Her whole wikipedia article is gold</span></p> <p><span></span><span>“When her father was governor of New York, he and his wife proposed that Alice attend a conservative school for girls in New York City. Pulling out all the stops, Alice wrote, ‘If you send me I will humiliate you. I will do something that will shame you. I tell you I will.’”</span></p> <p><span>“Her father took office in 1901 following the assassination of President William McKinley, Jr. in Buffalo (an event that she greeted with “sheer rapture.”)“</span></p> <p>“<span>During the cruise to Japan, Alice jumped into the ship’s pool fully clothed, and coaxed a congressman to join her in the water. (Years later Bobby Kennedy would chide her about the incident, saying it was outrageous for the time, to which the by-then-octogenarian Alice replied that it would only have been outrageous had she removed her clothes.”</span></p> <p><span>“She was dressed in a blue wedding dress and dramatically cut the wedding cake with a sword (borrowed from a military aide attending the reception)”</span></p> <p>“When it came time for the Roosevelt family to move out of the White House, Alice buried a Voodoo doll of the new First Lady, Nellie Taft, in the front yard.”</p> <p>“Later, the Taft White House banned her from her former residence—the first but not the last administration to do so. During Woodrow Wilson’s administration (from which she was banned in 1916 for a bawdy joke at Wilson’s expense)…”</p> <p>“As an example of her attitudes on race, in 1965 her African-American chauffeur and one of her best friends, Turner, was driving Alice to an appointment. During the trip, he pulled out in front of a taxi, and the driver got out and demanded to know of him, “What do you think you’re doing, you black bastard?” Turner took the insult calmly, but Alice did not and told the taxi driver, “He’s taking me to my destination, you white son of a bitch!”</p> <p>“<span>To Senator </span><span></span><span>Joseph McCarthy,</span><span> who had jokingly remarked at a party “Here’s my blind date. I am going to call you Alice”, she sarcastically said “Senator McCarthy, you are not going to call me Alice. The trashman and the policeman on my block call me Alice, but you may not.”</span><sup class="reference" id="cite_ref-29"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alice_Roosevelt_Longworth#cite_note-29"><br/></a></sup></p> </blockquote> <p>I love this woman.</p> </blockquote> <p>WOMEN WHO NEED FUCKEN MOVIES.</p> </blockquote> <figure data-orig-height="262" data-orig-width="192"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9d9045dc8669c78427e2b603dd16c6d4/tumblr_inline_nsoy2saeqq1r8eehr_540.jpg" data-orig-height="262" data-orig-width="192"/></figure><p>This is Alice as an older lady. The pillow says “If you can’t say something good about someone, sit right here by me.” </p> <p>She is my absolute favorite. </p> </blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/m21SIElX9sOL2ZOMwlFWvXw">@lornagonigall</a></p> </blockquote> <p>My idol and an icon she is</p> </blockquote> <p>It completely stands to reason that Teddy Roosevelt would have a mouthy badass as a daughter.</p>
Assassination, Bitch, and Cars: When a dignitary complained to
 President Theodore Roosevelt about
 Alice Roosevelt (his daughter)
 smoking on top of the White House,
 Roosevelt replied, "l can be
 can control Alice. I cannot possibly
 do both."
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<p>ALICE ROOSEVELT WAS HARDCORE. “She was known as a rule-breaker in an era when women were under great pressure to conform. The American public noticed many of her exploits. She smoked cigarettes in public, swore at officials, rode in cars with men, stayed out late partying, kept a pet snake named Emily Spinach (Emily as in her spinster aunt and Spinach for its green color) in the White House, and was seen placing bets with a bookie. </p>
<p><figure data-orig-height="257" data-orig-width="196" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b9f2357cd13b243a07825c07ae592087/tumblr_nbkle5rE3j1smkbx3o1_250.jpg"><img alt="" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1175b098b7bd4fa11b6cf8b3c8100b20/tumblr_inline_p7g7x4M0Q11rw09tq_540.jpg" data-orig-height="257" data-orig-width="196" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b9f2357cd13b243a07825c07ae592087/tumblr_nbkle5rE3j1smkbx3o1_250.jpg"/></figure></p>
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<p>So what I’m reading here is, she was a Roosevelt?</p>
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<p>Well I have a new hero.</p>
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<p><span>Her whole wikipedia article is gold</span></p>
<p><span></span><span>“When her father was governor of New York, he and his wife proposed that Alice attend a conservative school for girls in New York City. Pulling out all the stops, Alice wrote, ‘If you send me I will humiliate you. I will do something that will shame you. I tell you I will.’”</span></p>
<p><span>“Her father took office in 1901 following the assassination of President William McKinley, Jr. in Buffalo (an event that she greeted with “sheer rapture.”)“</span></p>
<p>“<span>During the cruise to Japan, Alice jumped into the ship’s pool fully clothed, and coaxed a congressman to join her in the water. (Years later Bobby Kennedy would chide her about the incident, saying it was outrageous for the time, to which the by-then-octogenarian Alice replied that it would only have been outrageous had she removed her clothes.”</span></p>
<p><span>“She was dressed in a blue wedding dress and dramatically cut the wedding cake with a sword (borrowed from a military aide attending the reception)”</span></p>
<p>“When it came time for the Roosevelt family to move out of the White House, Alice buried a Voodoo doll of the new First Lady, Nellie Taft, in the front yard.”</p>
<p>“Later, the Taft White House banned her from her former residence—the first but not the last administration to do so. During Woodrow Wilson’s administration (from which she was banned in 1916 for a bawdy joke at Wilson’s expense)…”</p>
<p>“As an example of her attitudes on race, in 1965 her African-American chauffeur and one of her best friends, Turner, was driving Alice to an appointment. During the trip, he pulled out in front of a taxi, and the driver got out and demanded to know of him, “What do you think you’re doing, you black bastard?” Turner took the insult calmly, but Alice did not and told the taxi driver, “He’s taking me to my destination, you white son of a bitch!”</p>
<p>“<span>To Senator </span><span></span><span>Joseph McCarthy,</span><span> who had jokingly remarked at a party “Here’s my blind date. I am going to call you Alice”, she sarcastically said “Senator McCarthy, you are not going to call me Alice. The trashman and the policeman on my block call me Alice, but you may not.”</span><sup class="reference" id="cite_ref-29"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alice_Roosevelt_Longworth#cite_note-29"><br/></a></sup></p>
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<p>I love this woman.</p>
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<p>WOMEN WHO NEED FUCKEN MOVIES.</p>
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<figure data-orig-height="262" data-orig-width="192"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9d9045dc8669c78427e2b603dd16c6d4/tumblr_inline_nsoy2saeqq1r8eehr_540.jpg" data-orig-height="262" data-orig-width="192"/></figure><p>This is Alice as an older lady. The pillow says “If you can’t say something good about someone, sit right here by me.” </p>
<p>She is my absolute favorite. </p>
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<p>My idol and an icon she is</p>
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<p>It completely stands to reason that Teddy Roosevelt would have a mouthy badass as a daughter.</p>

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