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A Dream, Ass, and Driving: Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton I can't believe racism is still a problem in today's society. 9:59 PM PuN Abl MaMba Rep Gamerscore 31090 O Zone Underground oevaplyro Message Text Hahah you fucking Canadian go sleep in your igloo *me and my uncle sitting on the couch watching football* *me texting a girl I like* “Yeah i’ll slurp spaghetti out of your ass 😜👅” *send* *5 seconds later my uncles phone vibrates in his pocket* *he pulls it out* *stares at the screen for a moment* *looks at me* “What the hell did you just send me?” he says. “What?” *he shows me his phone* *depression* “Explain yourself right now.” “I-I-I must have sent it to you on accident, I swear.” I stuttered. *he stares at me for a moment* “An accident, huh?” *i nod* *he licks his lips* “Well, that’s okay.” *his hand touches my thigh* “Uhh, what.” “Say, nephew. You ever wake up with weird bruises near your genitals?” “Huh? You told me it was a skin condition.” “Yeah, a skin condition called your Uncle.” *he stands up and takes off his belt* “What are you doing?” I ask nervously. “The same thing I do every night at 3:42 am when you’re asleep.” *he drops his pants* “I don’t wanna hurt you boy. Now turn around and take this dick like a man.” *my mind is racing* “RAPE!” I yell. “RAPE!” *my uncle grabs me* “RA-“ *someone shakes me awake* *its my Mom* “Jimmy what’s wrong?” “It was a dream? Mom... Uncle was going to rape me.” “Your uncle? Jimmy, you have to let him go. Your uncle died 7 years ago in a car crash. I don’t blame you anymore for drunk driving. I’m sure your uncle forgives you as well. He’d never rape you in your dreams.” *she kisses me on the forehead* “Goodnight.” *she walks out of the room* *i cry myself back to sleep* (Therapist Notes: After reviewing your sons story, it is apparent he is suffering from mild schizophrenia and bipolar disorder. We are also suspicious of dementia and possibly psychopathic tendencies. As a professional, I would suggest putting Terome into an asylum for now, until he can retrieve better treatment. But I leave that up to you, as you are his mother.) My Mom puts the paper down and wipes a tear from her eye. “What the fuck is wrong with you...” she sobs.
A Dream, Ass, and Driving: Hillary
 Clinton
 @HillaryClinton
 I can't believe racism is still a
 problem in today's society.
 9:59 PM
 PuN Abl MaMba
 Rep
 Gamerscore 31090 O
 Zone Underground
 oevaplyro
 Message Text
 Hahah you fucking Canadian
 go sleep in your igloo
*me and my uncle sitting on the couch watching football* *me texting a girl I like* “Yeah i’ll slurp spaghetti out of your ass 😜👅” *send* *5 seconds later my uncles phone vibrates in his pocket* *he pulls it out* *stares at the screen for a moment* *looks at me* “What the hell did you just send me?” he says. “What?” *he shows me his phone* *depression* “Explain yourself right now.” “I-I-I must have sent it to you on accident, I swear.” I stuttered. *he stares at me for a moment* “An accident, huh?” *i nod* *he licks his lips* “Well, that’s okay.” *his hand touches my thigh* “Uhh, what.” “Say, nephew. You ever wake up with weird bruises near your genitals?” “Huh? You told me it was a skin condition.” “Yeah, a skin condition called your Uncle.” *he stands up and takes off his belt* “What are you doing?” I ask nervously. “The same thing I do every night at 3:42 am when you’re asleep.” *he drops his pants* “I don’t wanna hurt you boy. Now turn around and take this dick like a man.” *my mind is racing* “RAPE!” I yell. “RAPE!” *my uncle grabs me* “RA-“ *someone shakes me awake* *its my Mom* “Jimmy what’s wrong?” “It was a dream? Mom... Uncle was going to rape me.” “Your uncle? Jimmy, you have to let him go. Your uncle died 7 years ago in a car crash. I don’t blame you anymore for drunk driving. I’m sure your uncle forgives you as well. He’d never rape you in your dreams.” *she kisses me on the forehead* “Goodnight.” *she walks out of the room* *i cry myself back to sleep* (Therapist Notes: After reviewing your sons story, it is apparent he is suffering from mild schizophrenia and bipolar disorder. We are also suspicious of dementia and possibly psychopathic tendencies. As a professional, I would suggest putting Terome into an asylum for now, until he can retrieve better treatment. But I leave that up to you, as you are his mother.) My Mom puts the paper down and wipes a tear from her eye. “What the fuck is wrong with you...” she sobs.

*me and my uncle sitting on the couch watching football* *me texting a girl I like* “Yeah i’ll slurp spaghetti out of your ass 😜👅” *send* *5...

Af, Ass, and Bitch: That one shit where you gotta get ass naked and sit there and contemplate life and wonder if this stomach pain even worth it 0.0 BRUHHHHH I ALMOST FORGOT TO TELL THIS STORY. Ight so today I worked a 5-8 shift so I wasn’t really doing anything. I was just standing at front counter and suddenly one of my coworkers walks in. He wasn’t scheduled to work, but he just slid through to do his homework or whatever. So me and him having a conversation about whatever the fuck and these 2 African Americans, male and female amble into the store and they’re talking really loud. Like black girl in the mornings at school loud. It was kinda obvious they were arguing, and me and my coworker (I’ll call him Alex) could hear what they were saying as they stood in line. “What the fuck do you want?” So from my observations so far, they were dating and mans was frustrated with his girl. “Quit fucking rushing me damn.” “We’ve been to 4 different places already YoQuiesha damn.” So the bitch name is YoQuiesha? Hawwww man 💀 “Ronny ion wanna hear yo fucking mouth right now.” So they stand there for like 3 mins straight and still haven’t gone up to the register. Ronny is visibly flustered and he keeps putting his hands on his head and pacing. Nigga was ready to swing. “YOQUIESHA!” This nigga said that shit so loud the whole store turned they head 💀 this nigga Ronny hyperventilating like a 9 year old that just got his ass beat. But YoQuiesha came back with some heat: “Ronny IM SICK AND TIRED of yo lil dick ass making a fucking scene like we in a goddamn play or some shit. And why the fuck you bring me to Chick Fil A and you only got 5 dollars? Nigga ain’t nobody eating shit here with 5 dollars.” First of all, she ain’t lying. Me and Alex just sitting there covering our mouths trying not to laugh 💀 So idk if Ronny was embarrassed or what but he pulls his shorts up and walks fast af out the door😭😭😭 mans had enough word to my nigga Eugene. Anyways moral of the story is, Asians and white girls all 2018 >>>>
Af, Ass, and Bitch: That one shit where you gotta get
 ass naked and sit there and
 contemplate life and wonder if this
 stomach pain even worth it
 0.0
BRUHHHHH I ALMOST FORGOT TO TELL THIS STORY. Ight so today I worked a 5-8 shift so I wasn’t really doing anything. I was just standing at front counter and suddenly one of my coworkers walks in. He wasn’t scheduled to work, but he just slid through to do his homework or whatever. So me and him having a conversation about whatever the fuck and these 2 African Americans, male and female amble into the store and they’re talking really loud. Like black girl in the mornings at school loud. It was kinda obvious they were arguing, and me and my coworker (I’ll call him Alex) could hear what they were saying as they stood in line. “What the fuck do you want?” So from my observations so far, they were dating and mans was frustrated with his girl. “Quit fucking rushing me damn.” “We’ve been to 4 different places already YoQuiesha damn.” So the bitch name is YoQuiesha? Hawwww man 💀 “Ronny ion wanna hear yo fucking mouth right now.” So they stand there for like 3 mins straight and still haven’t gone up to the register. Ronny is visibly flustered and he keeps putting his hands on his head and pacing. Nigga was ready to swing. “YOQUIESHA!” This nigga said that shit so loud the whole store turned they head 💀 this nigga Ronny hyperventilating like a 9 year old that just got his ass beat. But YoQuiesha came back with some heat: “Ronny IM SICK AND TIRED of yo lil dick ass making a fucking scene like we in a goddamn play or some shit. And why the fuck you bring me to Chick Fil A and you only got 5 dollars? Nigga ain’t nobody eating shit here with 5 dollars.” First of all, she ain’t lying. Me and Alex just sitting there covering our mouths trying not to laugh 💀 So idk if Ronny was embarrassed or what but he pulls his shorts up and walks fast af out the door😭😭😭 mans had enough word to my nigga Eugene. Anyways moral of the story is, Asians and white girls all 2018 >>>>

BRUHHHHH I ALMOST FORGOT TO TELL THIS STORY. Ight so today I worked a 5-8 shift so I wasn’t really doing anything. I was just standing at fr...

Comfortable, Crazy, and Family: MILLIONAIKE MENTOR F SHE LOVES YOU WHETHER YOU'RE RICH OR BROKE, SHE'S A GOOD WOMAN 2 2 Someday you will meet a woman. She will feel like a lantern in a forest at night. She might be the woman who changes your life. Before you give her your heart forever, pause and look for these things: (Your boy mill mentor dropping some 🔑’s) ✔️Are your long term goals compatible? It is said that “love is the law,” but love is not the only key to happiness. If you are true to yourself and your passions, and she is too, there are plenty of ways your paths could divide. To force those paths from dividing could mean giving up on an important goal. Are your dreams compatible? ✔️Does she have her own interests? What if she doesn’t have long term goals or any strong interests? That could be a problem because it could mean she hasn’t grown or matured enough just yet. It could also mean she is resting much of her interest and expectation on you. Having someone willing to do anything you want to do gets old fast. ✔️Does she treat the two of you like a team? Having each of your own interests is healthy. But if she sees the two of you as a team of individuals, that’s great! It means she will give you space to follow your own dreams but also nurture the two of you as a team. Of course, you should see the two of you as a team as well. It really works best when both people are on the same page. ❤️ ✔️Can you have a conversation about anything? Any romantic partnership is still made up of individuals. Life will present awkward and sometimes scary situations where you need to talk things out. That’s not easy. But if you feel like you can’t talk about certain things at all, you are locking a part of yourself and she won’t have access to it. Communication is key. ✔️It’s totally crazy to think the two of you are always going to agree. A couple has to navigate religion, politics, parenting styles, family dynamics, a lot of complicated topics. If she always agrees with you that is a red flag. It could mean that she doesn’t have opinions or doesn’t feel comfortable sharing them with you. But if every disagreement turns into a heated argument that pulls up old issues, that’s an environment that feels unsafe and communication will collapse. Comment below!👇 - millionairementor
Comfortable, Crazy, and Family: MILLIONAIKE MENTOR
 F SHE LOVES YOU
 WHETHER YOU'RE RICH
 OR BROKE, SHE'S A GOOD WOMAN
 2
 2
Someday you will meet a woman. She will feel like a lantern in a forest at night. She might be the woman who changes your life. Before you give her your heart forever, pause and look for these things: (Your boy mill mentor dropping some 🔑’s) ✔️Are your long term goals compatible? It is said that “love is the law,” but love is not the only key to happiness. If you are true to yourself and your passions, and she is too, there are plenty of ways your paths could divide. To force those paths from dividing could mean giving up on an important goal. Are your dreams compatible? ✔️Does she have her own interests? What if she doesn’t have long term goals or any strong interests? That could be a problem because it could mean she hasn’t grown or matured enough just yet. It could also mean she is resting much of her interest and expectation on you. Having someone willing to do anything you want to do gets old fast. ✔️Does she treat the two of you like a team? Having each of your own interests is healthy. But if she sees the two of you as a team of individuals, that’s great! It means she will give you space to follow your own dreams but also nurture the two of you as a team. Of course, you should see the two of you as a team as well. It really works best when both people are on the same page. ❤️ ✔️Can you have a conversation about anything? Any romantic partnership is still made up of individuals. Life will present awkward and sometimes scary situations where you need to talk things out. That’s not easy. But if you feel like you can’t talk about certain things at all, you are locking a part of yourself and she won’t have access to it. Communication is key. ✔️It’s totally crazy to think the two of you are always going to agree. A couple has to navigate religion, politics, parenting styles, family dynamics, a lot of complicated topics. If she always agrees with you that is a red flag. It could mean that she doesn’t have opinions or doesn’t feel comfortable sharing them with you. But if every disagreement turns into a heated argument that pulls up old issues, that’s an environment that feels unsafe and communication will collapse. Comment below!👇 - millionairementor

Someday you will meet a woman. She will feel like a lantern in a forest at night. She might be the woman who changes your life. Before you g...