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pumps: Dad: *pumps gas into car* Mom: "the smell of gasoline gives me migraines" Me in the backseat inhaling that petrol incense: - Meme
 pumps: Dad: *pumps gas into car* Mom: "the smell of gasoline gives me migraines" Me in the backseat inhaling that petrol incense: - Meme

Dad: *pumps gas into car* Mom: "the smell of gasoline gives me migraines" Me in the backseat inhaling that petrol incense: - Meme

pumps: omg-humor: Japan places the fuel pumps in the ceiling so you can use them from anyside.. Basically its the idiot proof gas pump.
 pumps: omg-humor:

Japan places the fuel pumps in the ceiling so you can use them from anyside.. Basically its the idiot proof gas pump.

omg-humor: Japan places the fuel pumps in the ceiling so you can use them from anyside.. Basically its the idiot proof gas pump.

pumps: bassiter Top 5 Gas Stations To Die At 5. Shell Shells range from well-kept to shady as hell, so dying here is an iffy bet, but at least it has variety. Usually pretty busy, so your body will probably be discovered quickly therefore taking all the mystery out of it. Conventional, but some people might like it. 4. Chevron -n Basically just like a less popular Shell, so you have a better chance of kicking the bucket here. The blue hues make for soothing colors to stare at as your ghost lingers there for all eternity. 3. Quik Trip High quality gas station with endless drinks and snacks. Seat yourself under the soda fountains and drown in sticky disgusting sugar. Excellent place if you want to get up to some poltergeist hijinks in your afterlife. Some go to heaven, some go to 7/11. Shady enough to feel like you might die any moment, but with a slushee selection that'll knock your socks off. Perfect place to die if you want to exist in a almost-but-not-quite liminal space. 5. Circle K As soon as you pull up to Circle K, you've already accepted your death. Anyone there is a possible death threat, and everyone there is doing something otherworldly. Extremely possible that all employees are extraterrestrial. Circle K is the ultimate liminal space gas station and the most likely spot to catch Bigfoot out of the woods. Who wouldn't wanna die there? thes3nator i but how could you forget Buc-ee's? 6. Buc-ee's With a row of gas pumps that seem to stretch out into infinity (with impressive parking to boot as well.) Buc-ees is without a doubt the best spot to die for extroverts looking to connect with other un-mortals from all walks of life. As far as luminal spaces go, Buc-ee's is not a strong contender as its clean bathrooms, wide variety of merchandise, and home-cooked southern food provide too welcoming an environment for wayward spirits. That said, the sheer numbers of people coming from diverse geographic locations provide a plethora of different belief systems and thus an excellent opportunity for possession. This is extremely handy if you need to possess religious adherents to get you to pray for your soul and thus set you free to the afterlife of your preference Source: donkamatic 2,840 notes Catch my lifeless corpse outside the circle K
 pumps: bassiter
 Top 5 Gas Stations
 To Die At
 5. Shell
 Shells range from well-kept to shady as hell,
 so dying here is an iffy bet, but at least it
 has variety. Usually pretty busy, so your body
 will probably be discovered quickly therefore
 taking all the mystery out of it. Conventional,
 but some people might like it.
 4. Chevron
 -n
 Basically just like a less popular Shell, so you
 have a better chance of kicking the bucket
 here. The blue hues make for soothing
 colors to stare at as your ghost lingers
 there for all eternity.
 3. Quik Trip
 High quality gas station with endless drinks
 and snacks. Seat yourself under the soda
 fountains and drown in sticky disgusting
 sugar. Excellent place if you want to get up to
 some poltergeist hijinks in your afterlife.
 Some go to heaven, some go to 7/11. Shady
 enough to feel like you might die any moment,
 but with a slushee selection that'll knock your
 socks off. Perfect place to die if you want to
 exist in a almost-but-not-quite liminal space.
 5. Circle K
 As soon as you pull up to Circle K, you've
 already accepted your death. Anyone there
 is a possible death threat, and everyone
 there is doing something otherworldly.
 Extremely possible that all employees are
 extraterrestrial. Circle K is the ultimate liminal
 space gas station and the most likely spot to
 catch Bigfoot out of the woods. Who wouldn't
 wanna die there?
 thes3nator
 i but how could you
 forget Buc-ee's?
 6. Buc-ee's
 With a row of gas pumps that seem to stretch
 out
 into infinity (with impressive parking to
 boot as well.) Buc-ees is without a doubt
 the best spot to die for extroverts looking
 to connect with other un-mortals from all
 walks of life. As far as luminal spaces go,
 Buc-ee's is not a strong contender as its clean
 bathrooms, wide variety of merchandise,
 and home-cooked southern food provide
 too welcoming an environment for wayward
 spirits. That said, the sheer numbers of
 people coming from diverse geographic
 locations provide a plethora of different belief
 systems and thus an excellent opportunity
 for possession. This is extremely handy if you
 need to possess religious adherents to get
 you to pray for your soul and thus set you free
 to the afterlife of your preference
 Source: donkamatic
 2,840 notes
Catch my lifeless corpse outside the circle K

Catch my lifeless corpse outside the circle K