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America, Bernie Sanders, and Beyonce: Obama Named 'Most Admired Man' Again, Beats Out Trump @balleralert Obama Named 'Most Admired Man' Again, Beats Out Trump - blogged by: @ashleytearra ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Former President BarackObama has been named the 'most admired man' for the tenth year in a row, according to a poll released by Gallup News. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Earlier in the month, Gallup surveyed 1,049 adults, asking which man and woman in the United States of America they admired most. This past Wednesday, those results were revealed. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ While Trump came in at 14%, Obama took the leading spot, sitting at 17% and beating Trump out by 3% in the men's poll. Hillary Clinton-who has held the 'most admired woman' title a total of 22 times, retained it for the 16th consecutive year, coming in at 9% to Michelle Obama's 7%. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ However, this happens to be Clinton's lowest percentage that she's received since 2002. Last year, she stood at 12%, while Barack Obama scored at 22%. But, although this year's percentage rates were relatively low, it's unquestionable that, even outside of the White House, everybody loves Obama! Obviously, that trumps all... even Mr. Trump, himself. No pun intended. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Pope Francis, Rev. Billy Graham, John McCain, Elon Musk, Bernie Sanders, Bill Gates, Benjamin Netanyahu, Jeff Bezos, The Dalai Lama, and Mike Pence followed Donald Trump in the poll. Falling behind Michelle Obama was Oprah Winfrey, Elizabeth Warren, Angela Merkel, Queen Elizabeth II, Condoleezza Rice, Melania Trump, Nikki Haley, Duchess Kate Middleton, and Beyoncé Knowles-Carter. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Trump had 35% of Republican voters who chose him as their most admired man. Obama led among Democrats, with 39% making him their top choice. Independents also elected Obama over Trump by a three-point margin.
America, Bernie Sanders, and Beyonce: Obama Named 'Most Admired
 Man' Again, Beats Out Trump
 @balleralert
Obama Named 'Most Admired Man' Again, Beats Out Trump - blogged by: @ashleytearra ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Former President BarackObama has been named the 'most admired man' for the tenth year in a row, according to a poll released by Gallup News. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Earlier in the month, Gallup surveyed 1,049 adults, asking which man and woman in the United States of America they admired most. This past Wednesday, those results were revealed. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ While Trump came in at 14%, Obama took the leading spot, sitting at 17% and beating Trump out by 3% in the men's poll. Hillary Clinton-who has held the 'most admired woman' title a total of 22 times, retained it for the 16th consecutive year, coming in at 9% to Michelle Obama's 7%. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ However, this happens to be Clinton's lowest percentage that she's received since 2002. Last year, she stood at 12%, while Barack Obama scored at 22%. But, although this year's percentage rates were relatively low, it's unquestionable that, even outside of the White House, everybody loves Obama! Obviously, that trumps all... even Mr. Trump, himself. No pun intended. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Pope Francis, Rev. Billy Graham, John McCain, Elon Musk, Bernie Sanders, Bill Gates, Benjamin Netanyahu, Jeff Bezos, The Dalai Lama, and Mike Pence followed Donald Trump in the poll. Falling behind Michelle Obama was Oprah Winfrey, Elizabeth Warren, Angela Merkel, Queen Elizabeth II, Condoleezza Rice, Melania Trump, Nikki Haley, Duchess Kate Middleton, and Beyoncé Knowles-Carter. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Trump had 35% of Republican voters who chose him as their most admired man. Obama led among Democrats, with 39% making him their top choice. Independents also elected Obama over Trump by a three-point margin.

Obama Named 'Most Admired Man' Again, Beats Out Trump - blogged by: @ashleytearra ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Former President BarackObama has been name...

A Dream, Ass, and Driving: Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton I can't believe racism is still a problem in today's society. 9:59 PM PuN Abl MaMba Rep Gamerscore 31090 O Zone Underground oevaplyro Message Text Hahah you fucking Canadian go sleep in your igloo *me and my uncle sitting on the couch watching football* *me texting a girl I like* “Yeah i’ll slurp spaghetti out of your ass 😜👅” *send* *5 seconds later my uncles phone vibrates in his pocket* *he pulls it out* *stares at the screen for a moment* *looks at me* “What the hell did you just send me?” he says. “What?” *he shows me his phone* *depression* “Explain yourself right now.” “I-I-I must have sent it to you on accident, I swear.” I stuttered. *he stares at me for a moment* “An accident, huh?” *i nod* *he licks his lips* “Well, that’s okay.” *his hand touches my thigh* “Uhh, what.” “Say, nephew. You ever wake up with weird bruises near your genitals?” “Huh? You told me it was a skin condition.” “Yeah, a skin condition called your Uncle.” *he stands up and takes off his belt* “What are you doing?” I ask nervously. “The same thing I do every night at 3:42 am when you’re asleep.” *he drops his pants* “I don’t wanna hurt you boy. Now turn around and take this dick like a man.” *my mind is racing* “RAPE!” I yell. “RAPE!” *my uncle grabs me* “RA-“ *someone shakes me awake* *its my Mom* “Jimmy what’s wrong?” “It was a dream? Mom... Uncle was going to rape me.” “Your uncle? Jimmy, you have to let him go. Your uncle died 7 years ago in a car crash. I don’t blame you anymore for drunk driving. I’m sure your uncle forgives you as well. He’d never rape you in your dreams.” *she kisses me on the forehead* “Goodnight.” *she walks out of the room* *i cry myself back to sleep* (Therapist Notes: After reviewing your sons story, it is apparent he is suffering from mild schizophrenia and bipolar disorder. We are also suspicious of dementia and possibly psychopathic tendencies. As a professional, I would suggest putting Terome into an asylum for now, until he can retrieve better treatment. But I leave that up to you, as you are his mother.) My Mom puts the paper down and wipes a tear from her eye. “What the fuck is wrong with you...” she sobs.
A Dream, Ass, and Driving: Hillary
 Clinton
 @HillaryClinton
 I can't believe racism is still a
 problem in today's society.
 9:59 PM
 PuN Abl MaMba
 Rep
 Gamerscore 31090 O
 Zone Underground
 oevaplyro
 Message Text
 Hahah you fucking Canadian
 go sleep in your igloo
*me and my uncle sitting on the couch watching football* *me texting a girl I like* “Yeah i’ll slurp spaghetti out of your ass 😜👅” *send* *5 seconds later my uncles phone vibrates in his pocket* *he pulls it out* *stares at the screen for a moment* *looks at me* “What the hell did you just send me?” he says. “What?” *he shows me his phone* *depression* “Explain yourself right now.” “I-I-I must have sent it to you on accident, I swear.” I stuttered. *he stares at me for a moment* “An accident, huh?” *i nod* *he licks his lips* “Well, that’s okay.” *his hand touches my thigh* “Uhh, what.” “Say, nephew. You ever wake up with weird bruises near your genitals?” “Huh? You told me it was a skin condition.” “Yeah, a skin condition called your Uncle.” *he stands up and takes off his belt* “What are you doing?” I ask nervously. “The same thing I do every night at 3:42 am when you’re asleep.” *he drops his pants* “I don’t wanna hurt you boy. Now turn around and take this dick like a man.” *my mind is racing* “RAPE!” I yell. “RAPE!” *my uncle grabs me* “RA-“ *someone shakes me awake* *its my Mom* “Jimmy what’s wrong?” “It was a dream? Mom... Uncle was going to rape me.” “Your uncle? Jimmy, you have to let him go. Your uncle died 7 years ago in a car crash. I don’t blame you anymore for drunk driving. I’m sure your uncle forgives you as well. He’d never rape you in your dreams.” *she kisses me on the forehead* “Goodnight.” *she walks out of the room* *i cry myself back to sleep* (Therapist Notes: After reviewing your sons story, it is apparent he is suffering from mild schizophrenia and bipolar disorder. We are also suspicious of dementia and possibly psychopathic tendencies. As a professional, I would suggest putting Terome into an asylum for now, until he can retrieve better treatment. But I leave that up to you, as you are his mother.) My Mom puts the paper down and wipes a tear from her eye. “What the fuck is wrong with you...” she sobs.

*me and my uncle sitting on the couch watching football* *me texting a girl I like* “Yeah i’ll slurp spaghetti out of your ass 😜👅” *send* *5...