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America, Bernie Sanders, and Beyonce: Obama Named 'Most Admired Man' Again, Beats Out Trump @balleralert Obama Named 'Most Admired Man' Again, Beats Out Trump - blogged by: @ashleytearra ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Former President BarackObama has been named the 'most admired man' for the tenth year in a row, according to a poll released by Gallup News. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Earlier in the month, Gallup surveyed 1,049 adults, asking which man and woman in the United States of America they admired most. This past Wednesday, those results were revealed. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ While Trump came in at 14%, Obama took the leading spot, sitting at 17% and beating Trump out by 3% in the men's poll. Hillary Clinton-who has held the 'most admired woman' title a total of 22 times, retained it for the 16th consecutive year, coming in at 9% to Michelle Obama's 7%. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ However, this happens to be Clinton's lowest percentage that she's received since 2002. Last year, she stood at 12%, while Barack Obama scored at 22%. But, although this year's percentage rates were relatively low, it's unquestionable that, even outside of the White House, everybody loves Obama! Obviously, that trumps all... even Mr. Trump, himself. No pun intended. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Pope Francis, Rev. Billy Graham, John McCain, Elon Musk, Bernie Sanders, Bill Gates, Benjamin Netanyahu, Jeff Bezos, The Dalai Lama, and Mike Pence followed Donald Trump in the poll. Falling behind Michelle Obama was Oprah Winfrey, Elizabeth Warren, Angela Merkel, Queen Elizabeth II, Condoleezza Rice, Melania Trump, Nikki Haley, Duchess Kate Middleton, and Beyoncé Knowles-Carter. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Trump had 35% of Republican voters who chose him as their most admired man. Obama led among Democrats, with 39% making him their top choice. Independents also elected Obama over Trump by a three-point margin.
America, Bernie Sanders, and Beyonce: Obama Named 'Most Admired
 Man' Again, Beats Out Trump
 @balleralert
Obama Named 'Most Admired Man' Again, Beats Out Trump - blogged by: @ashleytearra ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Former President BarackObama has been named the 'most admired man' for the tenth year in a row, according to a poll released by Gallup News. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Earlier in the month, Gallup surveyed 1,049 adults, asking which man and woman in the United States of America they admired most. This past Wednesday, those results were revealed. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ While Trump came in at 14%, Obama took the leading spot, sitting at 17% and beating Trump out by 3% in the men's poll. Hillary Clinton-who has held the 'most admired woman' title a total of 22 times, retained it for the 16th consecutive year, coming in at 9% to Michelle Obama's 7%. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ However, this happens to be Clinton's lowest percentage that she's received since 2002. Last year, she stood at 12%, while Barack Obama scored at 22%. But, although this year's percentage rates were relatively low, it's unquestionable that, even outside of the White House, everybody loves Obama! Obviously, that trumps all... even Mr. Trump, himself. No pun intended. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Pope Francis, Rev. Billy Graham, John McCain, Elon Musk, Bernie Sanders, Bill Gates, Benjamin Netanyahu, Jeff Bezos, The Dalai Lama, and Mike Pence followed Donald Trump in the poll. Falling behind Michelle Obama was Oprah Winfrey, Elizabeth Warren, Angela Merkel, Queen Elizabeth II, Condoleezza Rice, Melania Trump, Nikki Haley, Duchess Kate Middleton, and Beyoncé Knowles-Carter. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Trump had 35% of Republican voters who chose him as their most admired man. Obama led among Democrats, with 39% making him their top choice. Independents also elected Obama over Trump by a three-point margin.

Obama Named 'Most Admired Man' Again, Beats Out Trump - blogged by: @ashleytearra ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Former President BarackObama has been name...

A Dream, Ass, and Driving: Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton I can't believe racism is still a problem in today's society. 9:59 PM PuN Abl MaMba Rep Gamerscore 31090 O Zone Underground oevaplyro Message Text Hahah you fucking Canadian go sleep in your igloo *me and my uncle sitting on the couch watching football* *me texting a girl I like* “Yeah i’ll slurp spaghetti out of your ass 😜👅” *send* *5 seconds later my uncles phone vibrates in his pocket* *he pulls it out* *stares at the screen for a moment* *looks at me* “What the hell did you just send me?” he says. “What?” *he shows me his phone* *depression* “Explain yourself right now.” “I-I-I must have sent it to you on accident, I swear.” I stuttered. *he stares at me for a moment* “An accident, huh?” *i nod* *he licks his lips* “Well, that’s okay.” *his hand touches my thigh* “Uhh, what.” “Say, nephew. You ever wake up with weird bruises near your genitals?” “Huh? You told me it was a skin condition.” “Yeah, a skin condition called your Uncle.” *he stands up and takes off his belt* “What are you doing?” I ask nervously. “The same thing I do every night at 3:42 am when you’re asleep.” *he drops his pants* “I don’t wanna hurt you boy. Now turn around and take this dick like a man.” *my mind is racing* “RAPE!” I yell. “RAPE!” *my uncle grabs me* “RA-“ *someone shakes me awake* *its my Mom* “Jimmy what’s wrong?” “It was a dream? Mom... Uncle was going to rape me.” “Your uncle? Jimmy, you have to let him go. Your uncle died 7 years ago in a car crash. I don’t blame you anymore for drunk driving. I’m sure your uncle forgives you as well. He’d never rape you in your dreams.” *she kisses me on the forehead* “Goodnight.” *she walks out of the room* *i cry myself back to sleep* (Therapist Notes: After reviewing your sons story, it is apparent he is suffering from mild schizophrenia and bipolar disorder. We are also suspicious of dementia and possibly psychopathic tendencies. As a professional, I would suggest putting Terome into an asylum for now, until he can retrieve better treatment. But I leave that up to you, as you are his mother.) My Mom puts the paper down and wipes a tear from her eye. “What the fuck is wrong with you...” she sobs.
A Dream, Ass, and Driving: Hillary
 Clinton
 @HillaryClinton
 I can't believe racism is still a
 problem in today's society.
 9:59 PM
 PuN Abl MaMba
 Rep
 Gamerscore 31090 O
 Zone Underground
 oevaplyro
 Message Text
 Hahah you fucking Canadian
 go sleep in your igloo
*me and my uncle sitting on the couch watching football* *me texting a girl I like* “Yeah i’ll slurp spaghetti out of your ass 😜👅” *send* *5 seconds later my uncles phone vibrates in his pocket* *he pulls it out* *stares at the screen for a moment* *looks at me* “What the hell did you just send me?” he says. “What?” *he shows me his phone* *depression* “Explain yourself right now.” “I-I-I must have sent it to you on accident, I swear.” I stuttered. *he stares at me for a moment* “An accident, huh?” *i nod* *he licks his lips* “Well, that’s okay.” *his hand touches my thigh* “Uhh, what.” “Say, nephew. You ever wake up with weird bruises near your genitals?” “Huh? You told me it was a skin condition.” “Yeah, a skin condition called your Uncle.” *he stands up and takes off his belt* “What are you doing?” I ask nervously. “The same thing I do every night at 3:42 am when you’re asleep.” *he drops his pants* “I don’t wanna hurt you boy. Now turn around and take this dick like a man.” *my mind is racing* “RAPE!” I yell. “RAPE!” *my uncle grabs me* “RA-“ *someone shakes me awake* *its my Mom* “Jimmy what’s wrong?” “It was a dream? Mom... Uncle was going to rape me.” “Your uncle? Jimmy, you have to let him go. Your uncle died 7 years ago in a car crash. I don’t blame you anymore for drunk driving. I’m sure your uncle forgives you as well. He’d never rape you in your dreams.” *she kisses me on the forehead* “Goodnight.” *she walks out of the room* *i cry myself back to sleep* (Therapist Notes: After reviewing your sons story, it is apparent he is suffering from mild schizophrenia and bipolar disorder. We are also suspicious of dementia and possibly psychopathic tendencies. As a professional, I would suggest putting Terome into an asylum for now, until he can retrieve better treatment. But I leave that up to you, as you are his mother.) My Mom puts the paper down and wipes a tear from her eye. “What the fuck is wrong with you...” she sobs.

*me and my uncle sitting on the couch watching football* *me texting a girl I like* “Yeah i’ll slurp spaghetti out of your ass 😜👅” *send* *5...

Being Alone, Donkey, and Fire: A one-man army 2 Gurkha used 400 bullets, Courageous: Acting Sgt Dipprasad Pun came under 17 grenades, a mine and even a tripod to defeat fire from the enomy for 15minutos 30 Taliban on his own A GURKHA who fired 40lets By Fred Attewill and 17 grenades while single-handedly lighting off 30 Taliban militants is to he found iwo insurgents digging a reccive the second highest military trench to lay an improvised explosive honour for bravery device at the checkpoint's front gate. Acting Sgt Dipprasad Pun, 3 was on sentry duty alone at night when he discovered two insurgents preparing to plant a bomb outside He then found himself pinned down under attack from rocket-propelled grenades and AK47s for more than 15 minutes, as e franticall,y As enemy tighters launched wave radioed for back up after wave of attacks, the 1.7m (Slin) At tirst, he was afraid but he said Gurkha opened fire with a machine yesterday: As soon as I opened gun, a rile and a grenade launcher. ire, that was gone before they When he exhausted all ammunition kill me I have lo kill some. he tried to batter one militant with a When the fight was over, his sandbag before bludgeoning him with company commander arrived a machine gun tripod, as he roared in casually slapped him on the Nepali: I will kill you, back and asked if he was OK The soldier, from the Royal Gurkha The third gencration Gur- Rilles, was alerted to he enemy when kha. from Ken, will receive he heard what he thought was a cow or the Conspicuous Gallantry Cross, one of 136 awards to a donkey near his sentry posi. But, when he climbed on to the roof, be announced today Defines Badassery 👊🏻
Being Alone, Donkey, and Fire: A one-man
 army
 2
 Gurkha
 used 400 bullets,
 Courageous:
 Acting Sgt
 Dipprasad Pun
 came under
 17 grenades, a mine and
 even a tripod to defeat
 fire from the
 enomy for
 15minutos
 30 Taliban on his own
 A GURKHA who fired 40lets By Fred Attewill
 and 17 grenades while single-handedly
 lighting off 30 Taliban militants is to he found iwo insurgents digging a
 reccive the second highest military trench to lay an improvised explosive
 honour for bravery
 device at the checkpoint's front gate.
 Acting Sgt Dipprasad Pun, 3 was
 on sentry duty alone at night when he
 discovered two insurgents preparing
 to plant a bomb outside
 He then found himself pinned down
 under attack from rocket-propelled
 grenades and AK47s for more than
 15 minutes, as e franticall,y
 As enemy tighters launched wave radioed for back up
 after wave of attacks, the 1.7m (Slin) At tirst, he was afraid but he said
 Gurkha opened fire with a machine yesterday: As soon as I opened
 gun, a rile and a grenade launcher. ire, that was gone before they
 When he exhausted all ammunition kill me I have lo kill some.
 he tried to batter one militant with a When the fight was over, his
 sandbag before bludgeoning him with company commander arrived
 a machine gun tripod, as he roared in casually slapped him on the
 Nepali: I will kill you,
 back and asked if he was OK
 The soldier, from the Royal Gurkha The third gencration Gur-
 Rilles, was alerted to he enemy when kha. from Ken, will receive
 he heard what he thought was a cow or the Conspicuous Gallantry
 Cross, one of 136 awards to
 a donkey near his sentry posi.
 But, when he climbed on to the roof,
 be announced today
Defines Badassery 👊🏻

Defines Badassery 👊🏻

Af, Apparently, and Bless Up: This was Victor, the most Handsome guest at my friend's wedding. Pic: reddit u/Komosoby @DrSmashlove I MET A CURVY LIL HALF JEWISH HALF ITALIAN TING AND SHE CALLED HERSELF A “pizza bagel ☺️” I’M DONE SMASH IS OVER IT’S CANCELLED 🤓🔫. NAH BUT FR COMMENT BELOW WITH YOUR FAVORITE RIDICULOUS ETHNIC MIX PUN. “My lil homegirl is black, Japanese and thicc AF I call her my lil chocolate mochi ball 🍡” U DIG?! 😂 p.s. MY COMMENT SECTION IS A LOVING, WELCOMING AND FRIENDLY PLACE ... (PLEASE) DON’T BE MEAN-SPIRITED ... BUT IF U FEEL THE OVERWHELMING URGE TO COMMENT SOMETHING RACIST, REST ASSURE I WON’T DELETE, I’LL JUST LET YO COMMENT RIDE OUT AND LET MY LIL WOKE AF HOMEGIRLS CHEW U UP LIKE A PUPPY SEEING IT’S FIRST NEWSPAPER 🐕... THEY JUST WAKING UP NOW FROM A DEPRESSION NAP HAVING THEY COFFEE AND COMBING THRU POORLY-WORDED, VAGUELY THANKSGIVING-THEMED END-OF-HOLIDAY TEXTS FROM FVCKBOYS (“hey pumpkin pie I miss that punpkin pie lol when u guna... let me taste that pumkin tie aye when u flying back”) AND THEY FEELING ESPECIALLY “Sunday morning - afternoon feisty”, JUST WISHING A HITTA WOULD ... IF U FEELING FROGGY, THEN LEAP 🐸 ... WE DARE U 🤗 ... BLESS UP 😩😂 p.p.s. EXTRA POINTS AWARDED IF U HAVE A HOMEGIRL THAT’S LATINA AND ARABIAN AND U BLEND GUAC AND HUMMUS BC THAT’S THIS WEEKEND’S THEME...APPARENTLY 🤠👳‍♂️😂😂😂
Af, Apparently, and Bless Up: This was Victor, the most Handsome guest at
 my friend's wedding.
 Pic: reddit u/Komosoby
 @DrSmashlove
I MET A CURVY LIL HALF JEWISH HALF ITALIAN TING AND SHE CALLED HERSELF A “pizza bagel ☺️” I’M DONE SMASH IS OVER IT’S CANCELLED 🤓🔫. NAH BUT FR COMMENT BELOW WITH YOUR FAVORITE RIDICULOUS ETHNIC MIX PUN. “My lil homegirl is black, Japanese and thicc AF I call her my lil chocolate mochi ball 🍡” U DIG?! 😂 p.s. MY COMMENT SECTION IS A LOVING, WELCOMING AND FRIENDLY PLACE ... (PLEASE) DON’T BE MEAN-SPIRITED ... BUT IF U FEEL THE OVERWHELMING URGE TO COMMENT SOMETHING RACIST, REST ASSURE I WON’T DELETE, I’LL JUST LET YO COMMENT RIDE OUT AND LET MY LIL WOKE AF HOMEGIRLS CHEW U UP LIKE A PUPPY SEEING IT’S FIRST NEWSPAPER 🐕... THEY JUST WAKING UP NOW FROM A DEPRESSION NAP HAVING THEY COFFEE AND COMBING THRU POORLY-WORDED, VAGUELY THANKSGIVING-THEMED END-OF-HOLIDAY TEXTS FROM FVCKBOYS (“hey pumpkin pie I miss that punpkin pie lol when u guna... let me taste that pumkin tie aye when u flying back”) AND THEY FEELING ESPECIALLY “Sunday morning - afternoon feisty”, JUST WISHING A HITTA WOULD ... IF U FEELING FROGGY, THEN LEAP 🐸 ... WE DARE U 🤗 ... BLESS UP 😩😂 p.p.s. EXTRA POINTS AWARDED IF U HAVE A HOMEGIRL THAT’S LATINA AND ARABIAN AND U BLEND GUAC AND HUMMUS BC THAT’S THIS WEEKEND’S THEME...APPARENTLY 🤠👳‍♂️😂😂😂

I MET A CURVY LIL HALF JEWISH HALF ITALIAN TING AND SHE CALLED HERSELF A “pizza bagel ☺️” I’M DONE SMASH IS OVER IT’S CANCELLED 🤓🔫. NAH BUT ...