◀
Share
Related
š„ | Latest
![Hood, Beast, and Via: #StephCurry was an absolute beast last night.. 51 points in 3 quarters! š³š [via houseofhighlights]](https://pics.me.me/stephcurry-was-an-absolute-beast-last-night-51-points-in-37199374.png)
Beats by Dre, Crazy, and Fail: EMERGENCY: A STAMPEDE OF SHOPPERS HAVE
BROKEN THROUGH THE METAL ENTRANCE GATE
AND TRAMPLED AN ELDERLY MAN
STEP 1: CHECK MAN'S PULSE
WHILE ASKING YOURSELF
WHAT'S WRONG
WITH SOCIETY
STEP 2: MOP BLOOD
SURROUNDING LIFELESS
BODY
STEP 3: HOIST BODY ATOP DISCOUNTED BIG SCREEN TVS IN SCARECROW
FASHION TO DISCOURAGE SHOPPERS FROM FURTHER VIOLENCE
CollegeHunon
EMERGENCY: AN ANGRY PREGNANT WOMAN
CLUTCHING A DISCOUNTED WAFFLE IRON HAS
GONE INTO LABOR
STEP 1: TELL YOURSELF
YOU DIDN'T SIGN UP
FOR THIS SHIT
STEP 2: HOLD THE WOMAN'S HAND
AS YOU WALK HER THROUGH THE
BIRTH
STEP 4: GET VERBALLY ABUSED BY
THE NEW MOTHER FOR NOT NOTICING
THAT SOMEONE JUST STOLE THE
WAFFLE IRON
STEP 3: DELIVER A NEW LIFE INTO
THIS CRAZY, WRETCHED WORLD.
Collegeumo
EMERGENCY: THE STORE IS COMPLETELY OUT
OF BEATS BY DRE HEADPHONES
STEP 1: ATTEMPT TO CALM CROWD
BY SHOWING THEM A SIMILAR ITEM
STEP 2: FEND OFF ATTACKING MOB
USING ANY ITEM WITHIN REACH
STEP 3: TRY TO EVADE THE SOCK
FULL OF QUARTERS CURRENTLY
BEING THROWN AT YOU
STEP 4: FAIL TO GET OUT OF WAY
EMERGENCY: YOU'VE JUST BEEN STABBED
IN THE THIGH BY A TODDLER
STEP 1: SAY "FUCK IT."
VIOLENCE SEEMS TO
BE THE ONLY ANSWER
PEOPLE UNDERSTAND
drakeshairline:
tequilaandtiramisu:
A moment of silent for all those in retail this holiday season.
this cartoon works at target clearly
![Beats by Dre, Crazy, and Fail: EMERGENCY: A STAMPEDE OF SHOPPERS HAVE
BROKEN THROUGH THE METAL ENTRANCE GATE
AND TRAMPLED AN ELDERLY MAN
STEP 1: CHECK MAN'S PULSE
WHILE ASKING YOURSELF
WHAT'S WRONG
WITH SOCIETY
STEP 2: MOP BLOOD
SURROUNDING LIFELESS
BODY
STEP 3: HOIST BODY ATOP DISCOUNTED BIG SCREEN TVS IN SCARECROW
FASHION TO DISCOURAGE SHOPPERS FROM FURTHER VIOLENCE
CollegeHunon
EMERGENCY: AN ANGRY PREGNANT WOMAN
CLUTCHING A DISCOUNTED WAFFLE IRON HAS
GONE INTO LABOR
STEP 1: TELL YOURSELF
YOU DIDN'T SIGN UP
FOR THIS SHIT
STEP 2: HOLD THE WOMAN'S HAND
AS YOU WALK HER THROUGH THE
BIRTH
STEP 4: GET VERBALLY ABUSED BY
THE NEW MOTHER FOR NOT NOTICING
THAT SOMEONE JUST STOLE THE
WAFFLE IRON
STEP 3: DELIVER A NEW LIFE INTO
THIS CRAZY, WRETCHED WORLD.
Collegeumo
EMERGENCY: THE STORE IS COMPLETELY OUT
OF BEATS BY DRE HEADPHONES
STEP 1: ATTEMPT TO CALM CROWD
BY SHOWING THEM A SIMILAR ITEM
STEP 2: FEND OFF ATTACKING MOB
USING ANY ITEM WITHIN REACH
STEP 3: TRY TO EVADE THE SOCK
FULL OF QUARTERS CURRENTLY
BEING THROWN AT YOU
STEP 4: FAIL TO GET OUT OF WAY
EMERGENCY: YOU'VE JUST BEEN STABBED
IN THE THIGH BY A TODDLER
STEP 1: SAY "FUCK IT."
VIOLENCE SEEMS TO
BE THE ONLY ANSWER
PEOPLE UNDERSTAND
drakeshairline:
tequilaandtiramisu:
A moment of silent for all those in retail this holiday season.
this cartoon works at target clearly]()
drakeshairline: tequilaandtiramisu: A moment of silent for all those in retail this holiday season. this cartoon works at target clearly
Moms, Too Much, and True: snorlaxatives
who would win in a fight: an army of lush employees vs an army of bath
and body works employees??? discuss
mattandjones
lush employees, who are more adept at guerrilla warfare and fabian
tactics. bath and body works employees rely too much on pitched battle
and are not equipped well enough for prolonged conflict
ceb3rus
I disagree with some of that, I feel as though the Bath and Body Works
employees are pretty well trained in the art of handling an all out attack.
Their defenses are high and well coordinated. Remember, they deal with
white moms on the daily, whereas I feel that Lush employees are more
used to dealing with a younger generation of customers.l feel as though
they'd be equally matched but in the end I feel with the advancement in
technology that Lush possesses over Bath and Body Works in terms of
sheer amount that they sell, ultimately Lush wins, but not without heavy
casualties
dreamnectar
All true, but everyone is forgetting Bath and Body Works employees have
extreme training dealing with the hell on Earth that is Semi Annual Sale
Have you ever seen someone come between a white woman in her 40s
and Vanilla Bean Noel at 75% off? Bath and Body Works employees have
and still live to tell their stories
alwaysasideways8
l think terrain is an important consideration? Lush employees are better at
straight melee since they're used to fighting in close quarters, whereas
B&BW employees have more experience in moving through wider terrain
and using ranged attacks
greenekangaroo
this is the kind of discourse I want on my dash
Source: snorlaxatives
1,590 points ā¢ 216 comments - Lush employees vs Bath and Body Works employees - IWSMT has amazing images, videos and anectodes to waste your time on
![Moms, Too Much, and True: snorlaxatives
who would win in a fight: an army of lush employees vs an army of bath
and body works employees??? discuss
mattandjones
lush employees, who are more adept at guerrilla warfare and fabian
tactics. bath and body works employees rely too much on pitched battle
and are not equipped well enough for prolonged conflict
ceb3rus
I disagree with some of that, I feel as though the Bath and Body Works
employees are pretty well trained in the art of handling an all out attack.
Their defenses are high and well coordinated. Remember, they deal with
white moms on the daily, whereas I feel that Lush employees are more
used to dealing with a younger generation of customers.l feel as though
they'd be equally matched but in the end I feel with the advancement in
technology that Lush possesses over Bath and Body Works in terms of
sheer amount that they sell, ultimately Lush wins, but not without heavy
casualties
dreamnectar
All true, but everyone is forgetting Bath and Body Works employees have
extreme training dealing with the hell on Earth that is Semi Annual Sale
Have you ever seen someone come between a white woman in her 40s
and Vanilla Bean Noel at 75% off? Bath and Body Works employees have
and still live to tell their stories
alwaysasideways8
l think terrain is an important consideration? Lush employees are better at
straight melee since they're used to fighting in close quarters, whereas
B&BW employees have more experience in moving through wider terrain
and using ranged attacks
greenekangaroo
this is the kind of discourse I want on my dash
Source: snorlaxatives
1,590 points ā¢ 216 comments - Lush employees vs Bath and Body Works employees - IWSMT has amazing images, videos and anectodes to waste your time on]()
1,590 points ā¢ 216 comments - Lush employees vs Bath and Body Works employees - IWSMT has amazing images, videos and anectodes to waste your...
Aaron Rodgers, Nfl, and Sports: THIS NFL QB CAN TAKE
A NAP FOR 3 QUARTERS
OF EVERY GAME AND
STILL FINISH WITH BETTER
NUMBERS THAN BASICALLY
EVERYONE ELSE
@JeopardySports
āWho is: Aaron Rodgers?ā
#JeopardySports #CHIvsGB https://t.co/iAjz9L6gtK
![Aaron Rodgers, Nfl, and Sports: THIS NFL QB CAN TAKE
A NAP FOR 3 QUARTERS
OF EVERY GAME AND
STILL FINISH WITH BETTER
NUMBERS THAN BASICALLY
EVERYONE ELSE
@JeopardySports
āWho is: Aaron Rodgers?ā
#JeopardySports #CHIvsGB https://t.co/iAjz9L6gtK]()
āWho is: Aaron Rodgers?ā #JeopardySports #CHIvsGB https://t.co/iAjz9L6gtK
Yeah, How To, and Wings: Croft F. Bauer
@croftBauer
Tonight when l was serving an old lady
told me 'it's a shame you have your
ears pierced because you're such a
handsome young man' yeah well idk
how to tell you this ma'am but
chances are your granddaughters
nipples taste like quarters so do you
want ranch w your wings or what
2018-07-08, 10:57 PM
Well damn! š³š https://t.co/n7Nmg3zydI
![Yeah, How To, and Wings: Croft F. Bauer
@croftBauer
Tonight when l was serving an old lady
told me 'it's a shame you have your
ears pierced because you're such a
handsome young man' yeah well idk
how to tell you this ma'am but
chances are your granddaughters
nipples taste like quarters so do you
want ranch w your wings or what
2018-07-08, 10:57 PM
Well damn! š³š https://t.co/n7Nmg3zydI]()
Well damn! š³š https://t.co/n7Nmg3zydI
Love, Makeup, and Best: kaylee
@kaydececchis
acrylic nails are the best and worst
things to ever happen. bagel right out
the toaster? you can grab it like it's not
even hot. drop some quarters though?
keep walking that ain't your change
anymore
its a love and hate relationship makeuplolz
![Love, Makeup, and Best: kaylee
@kaydececchis
acrylic nails are the best and worst
things to ever happen. bagel right out
the toaster? you can grab it like it's not
even hot. drop some quarters though?
keep walking that ain't your change
anymore
its a love and hate relationship makeuplolz]()
its a love and hate relationship makeuplolz
Shit, Target, and Tumblr: kaylee
@kaydececchis
Follow
acrylic nails are the best and worst things to
ever happen. bagel right out the toaster? you
can grab that shit like it's not even hot. drop
some quarters tho? keep walking that ain't
your change anymore
9:49 AM -6 Apr 2018
73,104 Retweets 179,199 Likes e
<p><a href="https://gahdamnpunk.tumblr.com/post/172840904359/deadass" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">gahdamnpunk</a>:</p><blockquote><p style="">DEADASS<br/></p></blockquote>
![Shit, Target, and Tumblr: kaylee
@kaydececchis
Follow
acrylic nails are the best and worst things to
ever happen. bagel right out the toaster? you
can grab that shit like it's not even hot. drop
some quarters tho? keep walking that ain't
your change anymore
9:49 AM -6 Apr 2018
73,104 Retweets 179,199 Likes e
<p><a href="https://gahdamnpunk.tumblr.com/post/172840904359/deadass" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">gahdamnpunk</a>:</p><blockquote><p style="">DEADASS<br/></p></blockquote>]()
<p><a href="https://gahdamnpunk.tumblr.com/post/172840904359/deadass" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">gahdamnpunk</a>:</p><blockquote><p...
Love, Shopping, and I Love You: The Orange
At lunchtime I bought a huge orange -
The size of it made us all laugh
I peeled it and shared it with Robert and Dave
They got quarters and I had a half.
And that orange, it made me so happy,
As ordinary things often do
Just lately. The shopping. A walk in the park.
This is peace and contentment. It's new.
The rest of the day was quite easy.
I did all the jobs on my list
And enjoyed them and had some time over.
I love you. I'm glad I exist.
<p>Just lately. via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2IzFpOj">https://ift.tt/2IzFpOj</a></p>
![Love, Shopping, and I Love You: The Orange
At lunchtime I bought a huge orange -
The size of it made us all laugh
I peeled it and shared it with Robert and Dave
They got quarters and I had a half.
And that orange, it made me so happy,
As ordinary things often do
Just lately. The shopping. A walk in the park.
This is peace and contentment. It's new.
The rest of the day was quite easy.
I did all the jobs on my list
And enjoyed them and had some time over.
I love you. I'm glad I exist.
<p>Just lately. via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2IzFpOj">https://ift.tt/2IzFpOj</a></p>]()
<p>Just lately. via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2IzFpOj">https://ift.tt/2IzFpOj</a></p>
Target, Tumblr, and Blog: GRACY
@RACY
<p><a href="http://racymonchi.tumblr.com/post/173242365847/some-stuff-i-drew-for-people-i-cheunchin-ii" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">racymonchi</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p>some stuff I drew for people</p>
<p>I - @cheunchin<br/>
II - CQC (Captain Quarters Chan) a friendās discord mascot <br/>
III - @foursnail<br/>
IV - @franktoniusart</p>
</blockquote>
![Target, Tumblr, and Blog: GRACY
@RACY
<p><a href="http://racymonchi.tumblr.com/post/173242365847/some-stuff-i-drew-for-people-i-cheunchin-ii" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">racymonchi</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p>some stuff I drew for people</p>
<p>I - @cheunchin<br/>
II - CQC (Captain Quarters Chan) a friendās discord mascot <br/>
III - @foursnail<br/>
IV - @franktoniusart</p>
</blockquote>]()
<p><a href="http://racymonchi.tumblr.com/post/173242365847/some-stuff-i-drew-for-people-i-cheunchin-ii" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">...
![Energy, Love, and Period: If you don't love me at my:
Then you don't deserve me at my:
Cretaceous-Paleogene extinction event
ā
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
The Cretaceous-Paleogene (K-Pg) extinction
event lal also known as the Cretaceous-Tertiary
(K-T) extinction, b was a sudden mass extinction
of some three-quarters of the plant and animal
species on Earth 1213141 approximately 66 million
years ago.31 With the exception of some ectothermic
species such as the leatherback sea turtle and
crocodiles, no tetrapods weighing more than 25
kilograms (55 lb) survived.I51 It marked the end offe
the Cretaceous period and with it, the entire
Mesozoic Era, opening the Cenozoic Era that
An artist's rendering of an asteroid a-
kilometers across colliding with the
Earth. Such an impact can release the
equivalent energy of several million
nuclear weapons detonating
simultaneously.
continues today
In the geologic record, the K-Pg event is marked by
a thin layer of sediment called the K-Pg boundary
which can be found throughout the world in marine
and terrestrial rocks. The boundary clay shows high
levels of the metal iridium, which is rare in the
Earth's crust, but abundant in asteroids.(6]
As originally proposed in 1980 by a team of
scientists led by Luis Alvarez and Walter Alvarez, it is
now generally thought that the K-Pg extinction was
caused by the impact of a massive comet or asteroid
10 to 15 km (6.2 to 9.3 mi) wide,el 66 million years boundary
ago, 131 which devastated the global environment,
mainly through a lingering impact winter which halted
photosynthesis in plants and plankton.(910] The
impact hypothesis, also known as the Alvarez
hypothesis, was bolstered by the discovery of the
Badlands near Drumheller, Alberta,
where erosion has exposed the K-Pg
<p>[<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/surrealmemes/comments/8b090q/rock_bottom/">Src</a>]</p>](https://pics.me.me/if-you-dont-love-me-at-my-then-you-dont-33081994.png)
Future, Money, and Tumblr: Jasper Craven
@Jasper_Craven
@JoeBiden found two quarters in
Burlington today. Photos by
@bp.news's Glenn Russell
<p><a href="http://donutmongoose.tumblr.com/post/155448667420/gayerthangrantaire-its-the-cash-biden-reblog-in" class="tumblr_blog">donutmongoose</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://gayerthangrantaire.tumblr.com/post/153355558604" class="tumblr_blog">gayerthangrantaire</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>its the cash Biden reblog in 30 seconds for money in your future</p></blockquote>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="518" data-orig-width="400"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8aa641e925cfb780f4858fe3558ec4c3/tumblr_inline_ojbqh7avc41u0ah77_540.jpg" data-orig-height="518" data-orig-width="400"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="614" data-orig-width="700"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/52723c80a12821bad3c859b0d637d474/tumblr_inline_ojbqhcRPpY1u0ah77_540.png" data-orig-height="614" data-orig-width="700"/></figure></blockquote>
![Future, Money, and Tumblr: Jasper Craven
@Jasper_Craven
@JoeBiden found two quarters in
Burlington today. Photos by
@bp.news's Glenn Russell
<p><a href="http://donutmongoose.tumblr.com/post/155448667420/gayerthangrantaire-its-the-cash-biden-reblog-in" class="tumblr_blog">donutmongoose</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://gayerthangrantaire.tumblr.com/post/153355558604" class="tumblr_blog">gayerthangrantaire</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>its the cash Biden reblog in 30 seconds for money in your future</p></blockquote>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="518" data-orig-width="400"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8aa641e925cfb780f4858fe3558ec4c3/tumblr_inline_ojbqh7avc41u0ah77_540.jpg" data-orig-height="518" data-orig-width="400"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="614" data-orig-width="700"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/52723c80a12821bad3c859b0d637d474/tumblr_inline_ojbqhcRPpY1u0ah77_540.png" data-orig-height="614" data-orig-width="700"/></figure></blockquote>]()
<p><a href="http://donutmongoose.tumblr.com/post/155448667420/gayerthangrantaire-its-the-cash-biden-reblog-in" class="tumblr_blog">donutmong...
Money, Reddit, and Square: 1 cent 1 1 penny
5 pennies-50-1 nickel | ( )
2 nickels 10Ƨ 1 dime
4 nickels-20: 1 square nickel
1 squickel + vinegar | (AKA "squickel")
= 1 "pickled squickel"
25 cents (x5)_1 quarter
or 12 crescent shards (LX12)-
(250
4 quarters $1 1 dollar
5 quarters 1 pentadollar
1/3 dollar = $0.3 = 1 smollar
(AKA "slim tims")
69 dollars $69 1 boan loan CE
(AKA "The Nice Price")
111 dollars- T-1 money frog
<p>[<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/surrealmemes/comments/7gfjam/the_big_money/">Src</a>]</p>
![Money, Reddit, and Square: 1 cent 1 1 penny
5 pennies-50-1 nickel | ( )
2 nickels 10Ƨ 1 dime
4 nickels-20: 1 square nickel
1 squickel + vinegar | (AKA "squickel")
= 1 "pickled squickel"
25 cents (x5)_1 quarter
or 12 crescent shards (LX12)-
(250
4 quarters $1 1 dollar
5 quarters 1 pentadollar
1/3 dollar = $0.3 = 1 smollar
(AKA "slim tims")
69 dollars $69 1 boan loan CE
(AKA "The Nice Price")
111 dollars- T-1 money frog
<p>[<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/surrealmemes/comments/7gfjam/the_big_money/">Src</a>]</p>](https://pics.me.me/1-cent-1-1-penny-5-pennies-50-1-nickel-33181508.png)
![Money, Reddit, and Square: 1 cent 1 1 penny
5 pennies-50-1 nickel | ( )
2 nickels 10Ƨ 1 dime
4 nickels-20: 1 square nickel
1 squickel + vinegar | (AKA "squickel")
= 1 "pickled squickel"
25 cents (x5)_1 quarter
or 12 crescent shards (LX12)-
(250
4 quarters $1 1 dollar
5 quarters 1 pentadollar
1/3 dollar = $0.3 = 1 smollar
(AKA "slim tims")
69 dollars $69 1 boan loan CE
(AKA "The Nice Price")
111 dollars- T-1 money frog
<p>[<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/surrealmemes/comments/7gfjam/the_big_money/">Src</a>]</p>]()
<p>[<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/surrealmemes/comments/7gfjam/the_big_money/">Src</a>]</p>
![Donald Trump, Friends, and Memes: "Donald Trump
s accomplishing
something that
[Barack Obama]
just couldn't do:
We're going to have
three consecutive
quarters of three
percent growth."
Peter Morici
Economist
FOX
NEWS
On "Fox & Friends," economist Peter Morici praised President Donald J. Trump's economic record as compared to his predecessor.](https://pics.me.me/donald-trump-s-accomplishing-something-that-barack-obama-just-couldnt-29525040.png)
![Amazon, Apple, and Facebook: did you know?
In 1998, Bill Morgan died, came back to
life, and won the lottery twice. A car
wreck had left him clinically dead for 14
minutes before he was revived into a 12-
day coma. Within a year, he recovered
got engaged, and won a $17k car on a
scratch card. When he was interviewed
by a news station, they gave him a new
scratch card, asked him to re-enact how
he won the car, and he ended up winning
250k right then, live and on camera.
ćÆ,
11
10
1 $3
PHOTO: YOUTUBE, ZED HAWKER/ASTOCK
DIDYOUKNOWFACTS.cOM
Sometimes I find quarters on the ground. šøšøšø lottery cool lucky luckyme š¢ Share the knowledge! Tag your friends in the comments. āāāāāāāāāāā Want more Did You Know(s)? ā”š Buy our book on Amazon: [LINK IN BIO] ā”š± Download our App: http:-apple.co-2i9iX0u ā”š© Get daily text message alerts: http:-Fact-Snacks.com ā”š© Free email newsletter: http:-DidYouKnowFacts.com-Sign-Up- āāāāāāāāāāā We post different content across our channels. Follow us so you don't miss out! šhttp:-facebook.com-didyouknowblog šhttp:-twitter.com-didyouknowfacts āāāāāāāāāāā DYN FACTS TRIVIA TIL DIDYOUKNOW NOWIKNOW](https://pics.me.me/did-you-know-in-1998-bill-morgan-died-came-back-28653685.png)
Ass, Bailey Jay, and Crazy: When you can't remember if you
pulled out or not & she's tweeting "My
stomach hurts"
Chapter 1 Conception: It was me and my niggas was posted up in the testis when the emergency broadcast system begins to go off from head quarters, telling us we had a mission to do. Its crazy how fast things can turn into a hard situation. Its about 200 million of us deep ready to dp work. We hop on the mothership āBig black destroyerā and began our way to the mission site. Situation getting fishy and I donāt eat Anchovies. The squad faced adversity with heavy rain word to Hurricane Harvey. Both back engines were burst and we were forced to make a emergency evacuation. one by one all my niggas were vacuumed out their respective pods. Itās my turn and I go and land on the landing Zone. I look around and my homies and dying left and right. Not everyone can make this journey. We begin pushing forward to the Goal. It looked like the million man march. Im swimming fast as fuck to be first. Iām surely not the fastest one in the pack. I toss a flash bang to blind the ones in front of me. I use my turbo boost and shot passed them. A Nigga was swimming like Michael Phelps. I get to the finish line and look back to see where my homies is at. Not one to be found. Im trapped into a sticky matrix. I began to notice overtime i was taking on a new transformation. I looked like Goku in the Medical Machine. Getting stronger, growing new body parts, shit done changed. My momma was in labor for 12 hours. She shot me out like a cannon ball. It took the power of a true Sayian queen to release me from this inprisionment. Im finally free. I felt like Oj when he first came out. The light hit me like solar flare i tried to run from it and couldnāt. The doctor holding me checking out my dick. Homie slapped my ass like i was some $10 stripper. Nigga was trying to cut my dick but i wasnāt having it. I peed in his mouth miss me with that gay shit. That day legend was born. All my friends are dead. She pushed me to the edge. (Follow @Genuineguy if tagged or laughed for more )
![Ass, Bailey Jay, and Crazy: When you can't remember if you
pulled out or not & she's tweeting "My
stomach hurts"
Chapter 1 Conception: It was me and my niggas was posted up in the testis when the emergency broadcast system begins to go off from head quarters, telling us we had a mission to do. Its crazy how fast things can turn into a hard situation. Its about 200 million of us deep ready to dp work. We hop on the mothership āBig black destroyerā and began our way to the mission site. Situation getting fishy and I donāt eat Anchovies. The squad faced adversity with heavy rain word to Hurricane Harvey. Both back engines were burst and we were forced to make a emergency evacuation. one by one all my niggas were vacuumed out their respective pods. Itās my turn and I go and land on the landing Zone. I look around and my homies and dying left and right. Not everyone can make this journey. We begin pushing forward to the Goal. It looked like the million man march. Im swimming fast as fuck to be first. Iām surely not the fastest one in the pack. I toss a flash bang to blind the ones in front of me. I use my turbo boost and shot passed them. A Nigga was swimming like Michael Phelps. I get to the finish line and look back to see where my homies is at. Not one to be found. Im trapped into a sticky matrix. I began to notice overtime i was taking on a new transformation. I looked like Goku in the Medical Machine. Getting stronger, growing new body parts, shit done changed. My momma was in labor for 12 hours. She shot me out like a cannon ball. It took the power of a true Sayian queen to release me from this inprisionment. Im finally free. I felt like Oj when he first came out. The light hit me like solar flare i tried to run from it and couldnāt. The doctor holding me checking out my dick. Homie slapped my ass like i was some $10 stripper. Nigga was trying to cut my dick but i wasnāt having it. I peed in his mouth miss me with that gay shit. That day legend was born. All my friends are dead. She pushed me to the edge. (Follow @Genuineguy if tagged or laughed for more )]()
Chapter 1 Conception: It was me and my niggas was posted up in the testis when the emergency broadcast system begins to go off from head qua...
Aaron Rodgers, Facebook, and Nfl: GIVING THIS NFL QB
1:13 IS LIKE GIVING
ANOTHER QB 3
WHOLE QUARTERS
@JeopardySports facebook.com/JeopardySports
āWho is: Aaron Rodgers?ā
#JeopardySports #GBvsDAL https://t.co/KC6Sz3VqIt
![Aaron Rodgers, Facebook, and Nfl: GIVING THIS NFL QB
1:13 IS LIKE GIVING
ANOTHER QB 3
WHOLE QUARTERS
@JeopardySports facebook.com/JeopardySports
āWho is: Aaron Rodgers?ā
#JeopardySports #GBvsDAL https://t.co/KC6Sz3VqIt]()
āWho is: Aaron Rodgers?ā #JeopardySports #GBvsDAL https://t.co/KC6Sz3VqIt
Memes, News, and California: California sues
Trump
administration over
decision to end
DACA protections
for young immigrant:s
šš¾šš¾āš¾ "Continuing its role as a leading counter-force to Trump administration policies, California filed a lawsuit Monday challenging as unconstitutional the presidentās plan to rescind a program that protects young immigrants from deportation, with officials warning the state will be hardest hit by the change. State Atty. Gen. Xavier Becerra said he decided to file a suit separate from legal actions by 15 other states, the University of California and civil rights activists because California and its economy will be hurt the most by the president's decision to end the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals, or DACA, program. āThere is no state that will be more economically impacted by the Trump administrationās unconstitutional and illegal termination of DACA than California,ā Becerra said at a Sacramento news conference, noting that California is home to a quarter of the 800,000 young people in the DACA program." VIA: Los Angeles Times HereToStay immigration undocumented immigrants UndocumentedAndUnafraid not1more borderwall DACA NoBanNoWall
![Memes, News, and California: California sues
Trump
administration over
decision to end
DACA protections
for young immigrant:s
šš¾šš¾āš¾ "Continuing its role as a leading counter-force to Trump administration policies, California filed a lawsuit Monday challenging as unconstitutional the presidentās plan to rescind a program that protects young immigrants from deportation, with officials warning the state will be hardest hit by the change. State Atty. Gen. Xavier Becerra said he decided to file a suit separate from legal actions by 15 other states, the University of California and civil rights activists because California and its economy will be hurt the most by the president's decision to end the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals, or DACA, program. āThere is no state that will be more economically impacted by the Trump administrationās unconstitutional and illegal termination of DACA than California,ā Becerra said at a Sacramento news conference, noting that California is home to a quarter of the 800,000 young people in the DACA program." VIA: Los Angeles Times HereToStay immigration undocumented immigrants UndocumentedAndUnafraid not1more borderwall DACA NoBanNoWall]()
šš¾šš¾āš¾ "Continuing its role as a leading counter-force to Trump administration policies, California filed a lawsuit Monday challenging as un...
