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Bad, Beautiful, and College: 5 hrs Ok. This is NOT a joke. We paid a photographer, who claimed to be a professional, $250 for a family photo shoot. Please see these FOR REAL photos she delivered to us....She said the shadows were really bad on the beautiful, clear, sunny day and that her professor never taught her to retouch photos. Feel Magery by Lesa Hall C 2017 Magery by Lesa Hall IMagery by Lesa Hall O 2017 willow-wanderings: libertarirynn: r3druger: tiffanarchy: libertarirynn: siryouarebeingmocked: derpomatic: Holy shit she NPC’d them! You get what you pay for… Since when is $250 considered “cheap” for a family photo? what lol When you value a freelancer’s actual talent enough to pay then real money for doing a real job. Yeah, $250 is definitely on the lower end for professional photographs. I have quite a few photographer friends. As a mercenary soul-caputurer myself, yeah, you get what you fucking pay for. Photography has the same costs as any other business. The price you charge has to cover the cost of materials (film if you’re shooting old school, prints, maintenance for your camera whether analog or digital), labor (time spent setting up and shooting), and overhead (gas, food, website hosting costs, etc. if you need it to do some part of the job, it’s in your overhead). Now those are just your operating costs, if you want to actually make money you have to add a percentage for profit (e.g. operating costs + 20%). Let me give you non-photographers a frame of reference here. Paying $250 for a single-day private photo session on location (which means travel costs on top of everything else), is the equivalent of paying $50 for a huge ornate wedding cake you ordered the day before the wedding.This ‘tog is still severely unprofessional and unqualified, though. I consider myself still a beginner but taking good photos in bright sunlight isn’t hard, I do it all the time. Like literally three-quarters of my flickr is all natural light shoots, it’s easier than studio shoots in some ways (light source, directionality, and intensity is constant on a clear day; you don’t have to worry about flash timing; the only thing you need to control for is your camera settings, etc.). I really don’t understand how they screwed this shoot so badly.Other things wrong with this cheap shoot:Out of focusLow contrastLow saturationBad white balanceGrainyThere’s really no excuse for this, it’s all very basic stuff. I took ONE photography class in college and I’ve only been shooting off and on for a couple of years, and I could still do a better shoot than this. It’s not that this person’s professor didn’t teach them how to retouch photos, their professor didn’t teach them how to shoot at all.
Bad, Beautiful, and College: 5 hrs
 Ok. This is NOT a joke. We paid a photographer, who
 claimed to be a professional, $250 for a family photo
 shoot. Please see these FOR REAL photos she
 delivered to us....She said the shadows were really
 bad on the beautiful, clear, sunny day and that her
 professor never taught her to retouch photos. Feel

 Magery by Lesa Hall C 2017

 Magery by Lesa Hall

 IMagery by Lesa Hall O 2017
willow-wanderings:

libertarirynn:
r3druger:


tiffanarchy:


libertarirynn:

siryouarebeingmocked:


derpomatic:
Holy shit she NPC’d them!


You get what you pay for…

Since when is $250 considered “cheap” for a family photo? what lol 


When you value a freelancer’s actual talent enough to pay then real money for doing a real job. 


Yeah, $250 is definitely on the lower end for professional photographs. I have quite a few photographer friends.

As a mercenary soul-caputurer myself, yeah, you get what you fucking pay for.

Photography has the same costs as any other business. The price you charge has to cover the cost of materials (film if you’re shooting old school, prints, maintenance for your camera whether analog or digital), labor (time spent setting up and shooting), and overhead (gas, food, website hosting costs, etc. if you need it to do some part of the job, it’s in your overhead). Now those are just your operating costs, if you want to actually make money you have to add a percentage for profit (e.g. operating costs + 20%).

Let me give you non-photographers a frame of reference here. Paying $250 for a single-day private photo session on location (which means travel costs on top of everything else), is the equivalent of paying $50 for a huge ornate wedding cake you ordered the day before the wedding.This ‘tog is still severely unprofessional and unqualified, though. I consider myself still a beginner but taking good photos in bright sunlight isn’t hard, I do it all the time. Like literally three-quarters of my flickr is all natural light shoots, it’s easier than studio shoots in some ways (light source, directionality, and intensity is constant on a clear day; you don’t have to worry about flash timing; the only thing you need to control for is your camera settings, etc.). I really don’t understand how they screwed this shoot so badly.Other things wrong with this cheap shoot:Out of focusLow contrastLow saturationBad white balanceGrainyThere’s really no excuse for this, it’s all very basic stuff. I took ONE photography class in college and I’ve only been shooting off and on for a couple of years, and I could still do a better shoot than this. It’s not that this person’s professor didn’t teach them how to retouch photos, their professor didn’t teach them how to shoot at all.

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Moms, Too Much, and True: snorlaxatives who would win in a fight: an army of lush employees vs an army of bath and body works employees??? discuss mattandjones lush employees, who are more adept at guerrilla warfare and fabian tactics. bath and body works employees rely too much on pitched battle and are not equipped well enough for prolonged conflict ceb3rus I disagree with some of that, I feel as though the Bath and Body Works employees are pretty well trained in the art of handling an all out attack. Their defenses are high and well coordinated. Remember, they deal with white moms on the daily, whereas I feel that Lush employees are more used to dealing with a younger generation of customers.l feel as though they'd be equally matched but in the end I feel with the advancement in technology that Lush possesses over Bath and Body Works in terms of sheer amount that they sell, ultimately Lush wins, but not without heavy casualties dreamnectar All true, but everyone is forgetting Bath and Body Works employees have extreme training dealing with the hell on Earth that is Semi Annual Sale Have you ever seen someone come between a white woman in her 40s and Vanilla Bean Noel at 75% off? Bath and Body Works employees have and still live to tell their stories alwaysasideways8 l think terrain is an important consideration? Lush employees are better at straight melee since they're used to fighting in close quarters, whereas B&BW employees have more experience in moving through wider terrain and using ranged attacks greenekangaroo this is the kind of discourse I want on my dash Source: snorlaxatives 1,590 points • 216 comments - Lush employees vs Bath and Body Works employees - IWSMT has amazing images, videos and anectodes to waste your time on
Moms, Too Much, and True: snorlaxatives
 who would win in a fight: an army of lush employees vs an army of bath
 and body works employees??? discuss
 mattandjones
 lush employees, who are more adept at guerrilla warfare and fabian
 tactics. bath and body works employees rely too much on pitched battle
 and are not equipped well enough for prolonged conflict
 ceb3rus
 I disagree with some of that, I feel as though the Bath and Body Works
 employees are pretty well trained in the art of handling an all out attack.
 Their defenses are high and well coordinated. Remember, they deal with
 white moms on the daily, whereas I feel that Lush employees are more
 used to dealing with a younger generation of customers.l feel as though
 they'd be equally matched but in the end I feel with the advancement in
 technology that Lush possesses over Bath and Body Works in terms of
 sheer amount that they sell, ultimately Lush wins, but not without heavy
 casualties
 dreamnectar
 All true, but everyone is forgetting Bath and Body Works employees have
 extreme training dealing with the hell on Earth that is Semi Annual Sale
 Have you ever seen someone come between a white woman in her 40s
 and Vanilla Bean Noel at 75% off? Bath and Body Works employees have
 and still live to tell their stories
 alwaysasideways8
 l think terrain is an important consideration? Lush employees are better at
 straight melee since they're used to fighting in close quarters, whereas
 B&BW employees have more experience in moving through wider terrain
 and using ranged attacks
 greenekangaroo
 this is the kind of discourse I want on my dash
 Source: snorlaxatives
1,590 points • 216 comments - Lush employees vs Bath and Body Works employees - IWSMT has amazing images, videos and anectodes to waste your time on

1,590 points • 216 comments - Lush employees vs Bath and Body Works employees - IWSMT has amazing images, videos and anectodes to waste your...

Animals, Apple, and Emoji: dootmario2 duck emoji rates Apple my goodness look at the amount of detail on this one. the colors, the shading, everything is just spot on. you can almost make out the individual feathers. truly a marvelous mallard 10/10 Google i see they went with one of those brown varieties of duck. while this is a bold move on their part, i feel as though it loses a bit of its personality. i'm just not really feeling this bird. 7/10 Microsoft this looks like a modern colorization of the famous duck from the hieroglyphs. i am absolutely in awe of their dedication to the medium and commentary on the transformative nature of art. 10/10 Samsung look at this good boy! he is patiently awaiting a treat and i wish to reward him with a multitude of gifts. 11/10 Emojipedia yuck. 2/10 WhatsApp ohoho, what a dynamic three quarters angle! the artist's ability to capture the essence of duck in 3d space is so refreshing to witness. 10/10 Facebook this bird's looking a bit sickly, i think it has to do with the highlights being in weird places. hope he feels better soorn 5/10 Twitter a bit more minimalist this time around the lack of legs makes it seem as though he's resting on the surface of the water, and i really admire how it sets a scene and makes me feel like i'm really there. 9/10 EmojiOne i'm really digging the positive energy coming from this bird. i can't explain why, but i feel like that animal's my friend. 10/10 emojidex this is a goose. 0/10 <p>An honest review of some honest friends</p>
Animals, Apple, and Emoji: dootmario2
 duck emoji rates
 Apple
 my goodness look at the amount of
 detail on this one. the colors, the
 shading, everything is just spot on. you
 can almost make out the individual
 feathers. truly a marvelous mallard
 10/10
 Google
 i see they went with one of those brown
 varieties of duck. while this is a bold
 move on their part, i feel as though it
 loses a bit of its personality. i'm just not
 really feeling this bird. 7/10
 Microsoft
 this looks like a modern colorization of
 the famous duck from the hieroglyphs. i
 am absolutely in awe of their dedication
 to the medium and commentary on the
 transformative nature of art. 10/10
 Samsung
 look at this good boy! he is patiently
 awaiting a treat and i wish to reward
 him with a multitude of gifts. 11/10
 Emojipedia
 yuck. 2/10
 WhatsApp
 ohoho, what a dynamic three quarters
 angle! the artist's ability to capture the
 essence of duck in 3d space is so
 refreshing to witness. 10/10
 Facebook
 this bird's looking a bit sickly, i think it
 has to do with the highlights being in
 weird places. hope he feels better soorn
 5/10
 Twitter
 a bit more minimalist this time around
 the lack of legs makes it seem as
 though he's resting on the surface of
 the water, and i really admire how it sets
 a scene and makes me feel like i'm
 really there. 9/10
 EmojiOne
 i'm really digging the positive energy
 coming from this bird. i can't explain
 why, but i feel like that animal's my
 friend. 10/10
 emojidex
 this is a goose. 0/10
<p>An honest review of some honest friends</p>

<p>An honest review of some honest friends</p>

Energy, Love, and Period: If you don't love me at my: Then you don't deserve me at my: Cretaceous-Paleogene extinction event ★ From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia The Cretaceous-Paleogene (K-Pg) extinction event lal also known as the Cretaceous-Tertiary (K-T) extinction, b was a sudden mass extinction of some three-quarters of the plant and animal species on Earth 1213141 approximately 66 million years ago.31 With the exception of some ectothermic species such as the leatherback sea turtle and crocodiles, no tetrapods weighing more than 25 kilograms (55 lb) survived.I51 It marked the end offe the Cretaceous period and with it, the entire Mesozoic Era, opening the Cenozoic Era that An artist's rendering of an asteroid a- kilometers across colliding with the Earth. Such an impact can release the equivalent energy of several million nuclear weapons detonating simultaneously. continues today In the geologic record, the K-Pg event is marked by a thin layer of sediment called the K-Pg boundary which can be found throughout the world in marine and terrestrial rocks. The boundary clay shows high levels of the metal iridium, which is rare in the Earth's crust, but abundant in asteroids.(6] As originally proposed in 1980 by a team of scientists led by Luis Alvarez and Walter Alvarez, it is now generally thought that the K-Pg extinction was caused by the impact of a massive comet or asteroid 10 to 15 km (6.2 to 9.3 mi) wide,el 66 million years boundary ago, 131 which devastated the global environment, mainly through a lingering impact winter which halted photosynthesis in plants and plankton.(910] The impact hypothesis, also known as the Alvarez hypothesis, was bolstered by the discovery of the Badlands near Drumheller, Alberta, where erosion has exposed the K-Pg <p>[<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/surrealmemes/comments/8b090q/rock_bottom/">Src</a>]</p>
Energy, Love, and Period: If you don't love me at my:
 Then you don't deserve me at my:
 Cretaceous-Paleogene extinction event
 ★
 From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
 The Cretaceous-Paleogene (K-Pg) extinction
 event lal also known as the Cretaceous-Tertiary
 (K-T) extinction, b was a sudden mass extinction
 of some three-quarters of the plant and animal
 species on Earth 1213141 approximately 66 million
 years ago.31 With the exception of some ectothermic
 species such as the leatherback sea turtle and
 crocodiles, no tetrapods weighing more than 25
 kilograms (55 lb) survived.I51 It marked the end offe
 the Cretaceous period and with it, the entire
 Mesozoic Era, opening the Cenozoic Era that
 An artist's rendering of an asteroid a-
 kilometers across colliding with the
 Earth. Such an impact can release the
 equivalent energy of several million
 nuclear weapons detonating
 simultaneously.
 continues today
 In the geologic record, the K-Pg event is marked by
 a thin layer of sediment called the K-Pg boundary
 which can be found throughout the world in marine
 and terrestrial rocks. The boundary clay shows high
 levels of the metal iridium, which is rare in the
 Earth's crust, but abundant in asteroids.(6]
 As originally proposed in 1980 by a team of
 scientists led by Luis Alvarez and Walter Alvarez, it is
 now generally thought that the K-Pg extinction was
 caused by the impact of a massive comet or asteroid
 10 to 15 km (6.2 to 9.3 mi) wide,el 66 million years boundary
 ago, 131 which devastated the global environment,
 mainly through a lingering impact winter which halted
 photosynthesis in plants and plankton.(910] The
 impact hypothesis, also known as the Alvarez
 hypothesis, was bolstered by the discovery of the
 Badlands near Drumheller, Alberta,
 where erosion has exposed the K-Pg
<p>[<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/surrealmemes/comments/8b090q/rock_bottom/">Src</a>]</p>

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<p><a href="http://theusername3thousand.tumblr.com/post/168789117126/stolen-at-high-risk-from-robot-mans-quarters" class="tumblr_blog">theusername3thousand</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Stolen at high risk from robot man’s quarters</p></blockquote>

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Ass, Bailey Jay, and Crazy: When you can't remember if you pulled out or not & she's tweeting "My stomach hurts" Chapter 1 Conception: It was me and my niggas was posted up in the testis when the emergency broadcast system begins to go off from head quarters, telling us we had a mission to do. Its crazy how fast things can turn into a hard situation. Its about 200 million of us deep ready to dp work. We hop on the mothership “Big black destroyer” and began our way to the mission site. Situation getting fishy and I don’t eat Anchovies. The squad faced adversity with heavy rain word to Hurricane Harvey. Both back engines were burst and we were forced to make a emergency evacuation. one by one all my niggas were vacuumed out their respective pods. It’s my turn and I go and land on the landing Zone. I look around and my homies and dying left and right. Not everyone can make this journey. We begin pushing forward to the Goal. It looked like the million man march. Im swimming fast as fuck to be first. I’m surely not the fastest one in the pack. I toss a flash bang to blind the ones in front of me. I use my turbo boost and shot passed them. A Nigga was swimming like Michael Phelps. I get to the finish line and look back to see where my homies is at. Not one to be found. Im trapped into a sticky matrix. I began to notice overtime i was taking on a new transformation. I looked like Goku in the Medical Machine. Getting stronger, growing new body parts, shit done changed. My momma was in labor for 12 hours. She shot me out like a cannon ball. It took the power of a true Sayian queen to release me from this inprisionment. Im finally free. I felt like Oj when he first came out. The light hit me like solar flare i tried to run from it and couldn’t. The doctor holding me checking out my dick. Homie slapped my ass like i was some $10 stripper. Nigga was trying to cut my dick but i wasn’t having it. I peed in his mouth miss me with that gay shit. That day legend was born. All my friends are dead. She pushed me to the edge. (Follow @Genuineguy if tagged or laughed for more )
Ass, Bailey Jay, and Crazy: When you can't remember if you
 pulled out or not & she's tweeting "My
 stomach hurts"
Chapter 1 Conception: It was me and my niggas was posted up in the testis when the emergency broadcast system begins to go off from head quarters, telling us we had a mission to do. Its crazy how fast things can turn into a hard situation. Its about 200 million of us deep ready to dp work. We hop on the mothership “Big black destroyer” and began our way to the mission site. Situation getting fishy and I don’t eat Anchovies. The squad faced adversity with heavy rain word to Hurricane Harvey. Both back engines were burst and we were forced to make a emergency evacuation. one by one all my niggas were vacuumed out their respective pods. It’s my turn and I go and land on the landing Zone. I look around and my homies and dying left and right. Not everyone can make this journey. We begin pushing forward to the Goal. It looked like the million man march. Im swimming fast as fuck to be first. I’m surely not the fastest one in the pack. I toss a flash bang to blind the ones in front of me. I use my turbo boost and shot passed them. A Nigga was swimming like Michael Phelps. I get to the finish line and look back to see where my homies is at. Not one to be found. Im trapped into a sticky matrix. I began to notice overtime i was taking on a new transformation. I looked like Goku in the Medical Machine. Getting stronger, growing new body parts, shit done changed. My momma was in labor for 12 hours. She shot me out like a cannon ball. It took the power of a true Sayian queen to release me from this inprisionment. Im finally free. I felt like Oj when he first came out. The light hit me like solar flare i tried to run from it and couldn’t. The doctor holding me checking out my dick. Homie slapped my ass like i was some $10 stripper. Nigga was trying to cut my dick but i wasn’t having it. I peed in his mouth miss me with that gay shit. That day legend was born. All my friends are dead. She pushed me to the edge. (Follow @Genuineguy if tagged or laughed for more )

Chapter 1 Conception: It was me and my niggas was posted up in the testis when the emergency broadcast system begins to go off from head qua...

Future, Money, and Tumblr: Jasper Craven @Jasper_Craven @JoeBiden found two quarters in Burlington today. Photos by @bp.news's Glenn Russell <p><a href="http://donutmongoose.tumblr.com/post/155448667420/gayerthangrantaire-its-the-cash-biden-reblog-in" class="tumblr_blog">donutmongoose</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://gayerthangrantaire.tumblr.com/post/153355558604" class="tumblr_blog">gayerthangrantaire</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>its the cash Biden reblog in 30 seconds for money in your future</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="518" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8aa641e925cfb780f4858fe3558ec4c3/tumblr_inline_ojbqh7avc41u0ah77_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8aa641e925cfb780f4858fe3558ec4c3/tumblr_inline_olyca9nHM71r0rcm1_540.jpg" data-orig-height="518" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8aa641e925cfb780f4858fe3558ec4c3/tumblr_inline_ojbqh7avc41u0ah77_540.jpg"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="474" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/52723c80a12821bad3c859b0d637d474/tumblr_inline_ojbqhcRPpY1u0ah77_540.png"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e91c0e9f1fbe8e8a0444ca41a4df3715/tumblr_inline_olyca9EJTZ1r0rcm1_540.png" data-orig-height="474" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/52723c80a12821bad3c859b0d637d474/tumblr_inline_ojbqhcRPpY1u0ah77_540.png"/></figure></blockquote>
Future, Money, and Tumblr: Jasper Craven
 @Jasper_Craven
 @JoeBiden found two quarters in
 Burlington today. Photos by
 @bp.news's Glenn Russell
<p><a href="http://donutmongoose.tumblr.com/post/155448667420/gayerthangrantaire-its-the-cash-biden-reblog-in" class="tumblr_blog">donutmongoose</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://gayerthangrantaire.tumblr.com/post/153355558604" class="tumblr_blog">gayerthangrantaire</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>its the cash Biden reblog in 30 seconds for money in your future</p></blockquote>
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Future, Money, and Tumblr: Jasper Craven @Jasper_Craven @JoeBiden found two quarters in Burlington today. Photos by @bp.news's Glenn Russell <p><a href="http://donutmongoose.tumblr.com/post/155448667420/gayerthangrantaire-its-the-cash-biden-reblog-in" class="tumblr_blog">donutmongoose</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://gayerthangrantaire.tumblr.com/post/153355558604" class="tumblr_blog">gayerthangrantaire</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>its the cash Biden reblog in 30 seconds for money in your future</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="518" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8aa641e925cfb780f4858fe3558ec4c3/tumblr_inline_ojbqh7avc41u0ah77_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8aa641e925cfb780f4858fe3558ec4c3/tumblr_inline_olyca9nHM71r0rcm1_540.jpg" data-orig-height="518" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8aa641e925cfb780f4858fe3558ec4c3/tumblr_inline_ojbqh7avc41u0ah77_540.jpg"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="474" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/52723c80a12821bad3c859b0d637d474/tumblr_inline_ojbqhcRPpY1u0ah77_540.png"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e91c0e9f1fbe8e8a0444ca41a4df3715/tumblr_inline_olyca9EJTZ1r0rcm1_540.png" data-orig-height="474" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/52723c80a12821bad3c859b0d637d474/tumblr_inline_ojbqhcRPpY1u0ah77_540.png"/></figure></blockquote>
Future, Money, and Tumblr: Jasper Craven
 @Jasper_Craven
 @JoeBiden found two quarters in
 Burlington today. Photos by
 @bp.news's Glenn Russell
<p><a href="http://donutmongoose.tumblr.com/post/155448667420/gayerthangrantaire-its-the-cash-biden-reblog-in" class="tumblr_blog">donutmongoose</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://gayerthangrantaire.tumblr.com/post/153355558604" class="tumblr_blog">gayerthangrantaire</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>its the cash Biden reblog in 30 seconds for money in your future</p></blockquote>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="518" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8aa641e925cfb780f4858fe3558ec4c3/tumblr_inline_ojbqh7avc41u0ah77_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8aa641e925cfb780f4858fe3558ec4c3/tumblr_inline_olyca9nHM71r0rcm1_540.jpg" data-orig-height="518" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8aa641e925cfb780f4858fe3558ec4c3/tumblr_inline_ojbqh7avc41u0ah77_540.jpg"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="474" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/52723c80a12821bad3c859b0d637d474/tumblr_inline_ojbqhcRPpY1u0ah77_540.png"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e91c0e9f1fbe8e8a0444ca41a4df3715/tumblr_inline_olyca9EJTZ1r0rcm1_540.png" data-orig-height="474" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/52723c80a12821bad3c859b0d637d474/tumblr_inline_ojbqhcRPpY1u0ah77_540.png"/></figure></blockquote>

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Anaconda, Birthday, and Church: <p><a href="https://the-real-todd-howard.tumblr.com/post/165380778899/libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">the-real-todd-howard</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/165380299709/friendly-neighborhood-patriarch-senpatriarch" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/165380157542/senpatriarch-papavore-nunyabizni" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-neighborhood-patriarch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://senpatriarch.tumblr.com/post/165380021426/papavore-nunyabizni-lord-blongus-10-year" class="tumblr_blog">senpatriarch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://papavore.tumblr.com/post/165375857927/nunyabizni-lord-blongus-10-year-old-boy-asks" class="tumblr_blog">papavore</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://nunyabizni.tumblr.com/post/165373461007/lord-blongus-10-year-old-boy-asks-to-mow-the" class="tumblr_blog">nunyabizni</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://lord-blongus.tumblr.com/post/165373087439/10-year-old-boy-asks-to-mow-the-white-house-lawn" class="tumblr_blog">lord-blongus</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>10 year old boy asks to mow the White House lawn, Trump walks with him as he does so.</p></blockquote> <p>“Frank Giaccio, an eleven-year-old from Falls Church, Virginia, got an unusual once-in-a-lifetime opportunity on Friday morning – he mowed the White House Rose Garden lawn for the president. </p> <p>After writing a letter to the White House <a href="https://www.cbsnews.com/news/10-year-old-set-to-help-mow-white-house-lawn/">offering Mr. Trump landscaping service free of charge, a service for which he normally charges his neighbors</a> eight dollars, the president agreed to let him show off his grass-clipping skills. </p> <p>When Giaccio was about three-quarters of the way through trimming the 50-by-100-foot area with a red-and-black power mower, Mr. Trump made a special appearance. Frank briefly acknowledged the president and greeted him but continued his work.</p> <p>“Future of the country right there. We’re lucky. That’s the real future of the country,” the president said. “Maybe he’ll be president.”</p> <p>Mr. Trump gave Giaccio several high-fives and pats on the back as he continued cutting. He rooted him on and perused his line work on the tall, green fescue lawn. </p> <p>“Have you done this before?” the president joked as he followed Giaccio. </p> <p>During a brief mowing pause, the president asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up. </p> <p>“This is Frank. He is going to be very famous,” Mr. Trump said. “He is going to be a Navy Seal one day. He’s going to do great things for our country.” </p> <p>A U.S. Park Service employee and Giaccio’s father supervised his work, and afterward, Mr. Trump invited them in for a behind-the-scenes tour of the Oval Office and to snap pictures commemorating the occasion.</p> <p>White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders had talked about Giaccio’s letter during a late-July press conference. Sanders applauded Giaccio’s knack for combining his landscaping skills with business savvy, and she promised that the president would allow him into the White House one day. Giaccio wrote the letter to the president when he was 10 years old, but has since had a birthday. </p> <blockquote><p><b>His letter read: “Dear Mr. President, It would be my honor to mow the White House lawn for some weekend for you. Even though I’m only 10, I’d like to show the nation what young people like me are ready for. I admire your business background and have started my own business. I’ve been mowing my neighbor’s lawn for some time. Please see the attached flyer. Here’s a list of what I have, and you’re free to pick whatever you want: power mower, push mower, and weed wacker. I can bring extra fuel for the power mower and charge batteries for the weed wacker. I will do this at no charge. Sincerely, Frank.” <br/></b></p></blockquote> <p><b> </b>Giaccio concluded his freelance landscaping gig at the White House with a stop at the press briefing room. There, he posed for photographs and thanked the president and Sanders for inviting him. Afterward, Giaccio called it “probably the biggest day” of his entire life and promised he won’t charge his neighbors more just because he can now add “White House lawn cutter” to his resume.”<b><br/></b></p> <p style=""><b><a href="https://www.cbsnews.com/news/11-year-old-boy-mows-lawn-at-white-house-rose-garden-with-trump/">https://www.cbsnews.com/news/11-year-old-boy-mows-lawn-at-white-house-rose-garden-with-trump/</a><br/></b></p> <p style=""><b><br/></b></p> <p>Pure<b><br/></b></p> </blockquote> <p>this is fucking adorable holy shit</p> </blockquote> <p>Kid is gonna be big in the lawn mowing community </p> </blockquote> <p>Gonna be YUGE</p> </blockquote> <p>I’m on mobile so I need someone to add that Snoop Dogg this is the cutest shit I’ve ever seen meme</p> </blockquote> <p>Thats no excuse now</p></blockquote> <p>It is for me because I still don&rsquo;t have the mother trucking update that lets you post pictures.</p>
Anaconda, Birthday, and Church: <p><a href="https://the-real-todd-howard.tumblr.com/post/165380778899/libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">the-real-todd-howard</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/165380299709/friendly-neighborhood-patriarch-senpatriarch" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/165380157542/senpatriarch-papavore-nunyabizni" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-neighborhood-patriarch</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://senpatriarch.tumblr.com/post/165380021426/papavore-nunyabizni-lord-blongus-10-year" class="tumblr_blog">senpatriarch</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://papavore.tumblr.com/post/165375857927/nunyabizni-lord-blongus-10-year-old-boy-asks" class="tumblr_blog">papavore</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://nunyabizni.tumblr.com/post/165373461007/lord-blongus-10-year-old-boy-asks-to-mow-the" class="tumblr_blog">nunyabizni</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://lord-blongus.tumblr.com/post/165373087439/10-year-old-boy-asks-to-mow-the-white-house-lawn" class="tumblr_blog">lord-blongus</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>10 year old boy asks to mow the White House lawn, Trump walks with him as he does so.</p></blockquote>
<p>“Frank Giaccio, an eleven-year-old from Falls Church, Virginia, got an
 unusual once-in-a-lifetime opportunity on Friday morning – he mowed 
the White House Rose Garden lawn for the president. </p>
<p>After writing a letter to the White House <a href="https://www.cbsnews.com/news/10-year-old-set-to-help-mow-white-house-lawn/">offering Mr. Trump landscaping service free of charge, a service for which he normally charges his neighbors</a> eight dollars, the president agreed to let him show off his grass-clipping skills. </p>
<p>When
 Giaccio was about three-quarters of the way through trimming the 
50-by-100-foot area with a red-and-black power mower, Mr. Trump made a 
special appearance. Frank briefly acknowledged the president and greeted
 him but continued his work.</p>
<p>“Future of the country right there. We’re lucky. That’s the real 
future of the country,” the president said. “Maybe he’ll be president.”</p>
<p>Mr.
 Trump gave Giaccio several high-fives and pats on the back as he 
continued cutting. He rooted him on and perused his line work on the 
tall, green fescue lawn. </p>
<p>“Have you done this before?” the president joked as he followed Giaccio. </p>
<p>During a brief mowing pause, the president asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up. </p>
<p>“This
 is Frank. He is going to be very famous,” Mr. Trump said. “He is going 
to be a Navy Seal one day. He’s going to do great things for our 
country.” </p>
<p>A U.S. Park Service employee and Giaccio’s father 
supervised his work, and afterward, Mr. Trump invited them in for a 
behind-the-scenes tour of the Oval Office and to snap pictures 
commemorating the occasion.</p>
<p>White House press secretary Sarah 
Huckabee Sanders had talked about Giaccio’s letter during a late-July 
press conference. Sanders applauded Giaccio’s knack for combining his 
landscaping skills with business savvy, and she promised that the 
president would allow him into the White House one day. Giaccio wrote 
the letter to the president when he was 10 years old, but has since had a
 birthday. </p>
<blockquote><p><b>His letter read: “Dear Mr. President, It would be my 
honor to mow the White House lawn for some weekend for you. Even though 
I’m only 10, I’d like to show the nation what young people like me are 
ready for. I admire your business background and have started my own 
business. I’ve been mowing my neighbor’s lawn for some time. Please see 
the attached flyer. Here’s a list of what I have, and you’re free to 
pick whatever you want: power mower, push mower, and weed wacker. I can 
bring extra fuel for the power mower and charge batteries for the weed 
wacker. I will do this at no charge. Sincerely, Frank.” <br/></b></p></blockquote>
<p><b>
</b>Giaccio concluded his freelance landscaping gig at the White House with a
 stop at the press briefing room. There, he posed for photographs and 
thanked the president and Sanders for inviting him. Afterward, Giaccio 
called it “probably the biggest day” of his entire life and promised he 
won’t charge his neighbors more just because he can now add “White House
 lawn cutter” to his resume.”<b><br/></b></p>
<p style=""><b><a href="https://www.cbsnews.com/news/11-year-old-boy-mows-lawn-at-white-house-rose-garden-with-trump/">https://www.cbsnews.com/news/11-year-old-boy-mows-lawn-at-white-house-rose-garden-with-trump/</a><br/></b></p>
<p style=""><b><br/></b></p>
<p>Pure<b><br/></b></p>
</blockquote>

<p>this is fucking adorable holy shit</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Kid is gonna be big in the lawn mowing community </p>
</blockquote>

<p>Gonna be YUGE</p>
</blockquote>

<p>I’m on mobile so I need someone to add that Snoop Dogg this is the cutest shit I’ve ever seen meme</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Thats no excuse now</p></blockquote>

<p>It is for me because I still don&rsquo;t have the mother trucking update that lets you post pictures.</p>

<p><a href="https://the-real-todd-howard.tumblr.com/post/165380778899/libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">the-real-todd-howard</a>:</p> <blo...

Anaconda, Birthday, and Church: <p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/165380157542/senpatriarch-papavore-nunyabizni" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-neighborhood-patriarch</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://senpatriarch.tumblr.com/post/165380021426/papavore-nunyabizni-lord-blongus-10-year" class="tumblr_blog">senpatriarch</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://papavore.tumblr.com/post/165375857927/nunyabizni-lord-blongus-10-year-old-boy-asks" class="tumblr_blog">papavore</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://nunyabizni.tumblr.com/post/165373461007/lord-blongus-10-year-old-boy-asks-to-mow-the" class="tumblr_blog">nunyabizni</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://lord-blongus.tumblr.com/post/165373087439/10-year-old-boy-asks-to-mow-the-white-house-lawn" class="tumblr_blog">lord-blongus</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>10 year old boy asks to mow the White House lawn, Trump walks with him as he does so.</p></blockquote> <p>“Frank Giaccio, an eleven-year-old from Falls Church, Virginia, got an unusual once-in-a-lifetime opportunity on Friday morning – he mowed the White House Rose Garden lawn for the president. </p> <p>After writing a letter to the White House <a href="https://www.cbsnews.com/news/10-year-old-set-to-help-mow-white-house-lawn/">offering Mr. Trump landscaping service free of charge, a service for which he normally charges his neighbors</a> eight dollars, the president agreed to let him show off his grass-clipping skills. </p> <p>When Giaccio was about three-quarters of the way through trimming the 50-by-100-foot area with a red-and-black power mower, Mr. Trump made a special appearance. Frank briefly acknowledged the president and greeted him but continued his work.</p> <p>“Future of the country right there. We’re lucky. That’s the real future of the country,” the president said. “Maybe he’ll be president.”</p> <p>Mr. Trump gave Giaccio several high-fives and pats on the back as he continued cutting. He rooted him on and perused his line work on the tall, green fescue lawn. </p> <p>“Have you done this before?” the president joked as he followed Giaccio. </p> <p>During a brief mowing pause, the president asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up. </p> <p>“This is Frank. He is going to be very famous,” Mr. Trump said. “He is going to be a Navy Seal one day. He’s going to do great things for our country.” </p> <p>A U.S. Park Service employee and Giaccio’s father supervised his work, and afterward, Mr. Trump invited them in for a behind-the-scenes tour of the Oval Office and to snap pictures commemorating the occasion.</p> <p>White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders had talked about Giaccio’s letter during a late-July press conference. Sanders applauded Giaccio’s knack for combining his landscaping skills with business savvy, and she promised that the president would allow him into the White House one day. Giaccio wrote the letter to the president when he was 10 years old, but has since had a birthday. </p> <blockquote><p><b>His letter read: “Dear Mr. President, It would be my honor to mow the White House lawn for some weekend for you. Even though I’m only 10, I’d like to show the nation what young people like me are ready for. I admire your business background and have started my own business. I’ve been mowing my neighbor’s lawn for some time. Please see the attached flyer. Here’s a list of what I have, and you’re free to pick whatever you want: power mower, push mower, and weed wacker. I can bring extra fuel for the power mower and charge batteries for the weed wacker. I will do this at no charge. Sincerely, Frank.” <br/></b></p></blockquote> <p><b> </b>Giaccio concluded his freelance landscaping gig at the White House with a stop at the press briefing room. There, he posed for photographs and thanked the president and Sanders for inviting him. Afterward, Giaccio called it “probably the biggest day” of his entire life and promised he won’t charge his neighbors more just because he can now add “White House lawn cutter” to his resume.”<b><br/></b></p> <p style=""><b><a href="https://www.cbsnews.com/news/11-year-old-boy-mows-lawn-at-white-house-rose-garden-with-trump/">https://www.cbsnews.com/news/11-year-old-boy-mows-lawn-at-white-house-rose-garden-with-trump/</a><br/></b></p> <p style=""><b><br/></b></p> <p>Pure<b><br/></b></p> </blockquote> <p>this is fucking adorable holy shit</p> </blockquote> <p>Kid is gonna be big in the lawn mowing community </p></blockquote> <p>Gonna be YUGE</p></blockquote> <p>I&rsquo;m on mobile so I need someone to add that Snoop Dogg this is the cutest shit I&rsquo;ve ever seen meme</p>
Anaconda, Birthday, and Church: <p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/165380157542/senpatriarch-papavore-nunyabizni" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-neighborhood-patriarch</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://senpatriarch.tumblr.com/post/165380021426/papavore-nunyabizni-lord-blongus-10-year" class="tumblr_blog">senpatriarch</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://papavore.tumblr.com/post/165375857927/nunyabizni-lord-blongus-10-year-old-boy-asks" class="tumblr_blog">papavore</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://nunyabizni.tumblr.com/post/165373461007/lord-blongus-10-year-old-boy-asks-to-mow-the" class="tumblr_blog">nunyabizni</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://lord-blongus.tumblr.com/post/165373087439/10-year-old-boy-asks-to-mow-the-white-house-lawn" class="tumblr_blog">lord-blongus</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>10 year old boy asks to mow the White House lawn, Trump walks with him as he does so.</p></blockquote>
<p>“Frank Giaccio, an eleven-year-old from Falls Church, Virginia, got an
 unusual once-in-a-lifetime opportunity on Friday morning – he mowed 
the White House Rose Garden lawn for the president. </p>
<p>After writing a letter to the White House <a href="https://www.cbsnews.com/news/10-year-old-set-to-help-mow-white-house-lawn/">offering Mr. Trump landscaping service free of charge, a service for which he normally charges his neighbors</a> eight dollars, the president agreed to let him show off his grass-clipping skills. </p>
<p>When
 Giaccio was about three-quarters of the way through trimming the 
50-by-100-foot area with a red-and-black power mower, Mr. Trump made a 
special appearance. Frank briefly acknowledged the president and greeted
 him but continued his work.</p>
<p>“Future of the country right there. We’re lucky. That’s the real 
future of the country,” the president said. “Maybe he’ll be president.”</p>
<p>Mr.
 Trump gave Giaccio several high-fives and pats on the back as he 
continued cutting. He rooted him on and perused his line work on the 
tall, green fescue lawn. </p>
<p>“Have you done this before?” the president joked as he followed Giaccio. </p>
<p>During a brief mowing pause, the president asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up. </p>
<p>“This
 is Frank. He is going to be very famous,” Mr. Trump said. “He is going 
to be a Navy Seal one day. He’s going to do great things for our 
country.” </p>
<p>A U.S. Park Service employee and Giaccio’s father 
supervised his work, and afterward, Mr. Trump invited them in for a 
behind-the-scenes tour of the Oval Office and to snap pictures 
commemorating the occasion.</p>
<p>White House press secretary Sarah 
Huckabee Sanders had talked about Giaccio’s letter during a late-July 
press conference. Sanders applauded Giaccio’s knack for combining his 
landscaping skills with business savvy, and she promised that the 
president would allow him into the White House one day. Giaccio wrote 
the letter to the president when he was 10 years old, but has since had a
 birthday. </p>
<blockquote><p><b>His letter read: “Dear Mr. President, It would be my 
honor to mow the White House lawn for some weekend for you. Even though 
I’m only 10, I’d like to show the nation what young people like me are 
ready for. I admire your business background and have started my own 
business. I’ve been mowing my neighbor’s lawn for some time. Please see 
the attached flyer. Here’s a list of what I have, and you’re free to 
pick whatever you want: power mower, push mower, and weed wacker. I can 
bring extra fuel for the power mower and charge batteries for the weed 
wacker. I will do this at no charge. Sincerely, Frank.” <br/></b></p></blockquote>
<p><b>
</b>Giaccio concluded his freelance landscaping gig at the White House with a
 stop at the press briefing room. There, he posed for photographs and 
thanked the president and Sanders for inviting him. Afterward, Giaccio 
called it “probably the biggest day” of his entire life and promised he 
won’t charge his neighbors more just because he can now add “White House
 lawn cutter” to his resume.”<b><br/></b></p>
<p style=""><b><a href="https://www.cbsnews.com/news/11-year-old-boy-mows-lawn-at-white-house-rose-garden-with-trump/">https://www.cbsnews.com/news/11-year-old-boy-mows-lawn-at-white-house-rose-garden-with-trump/</a><br/></b></p>
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<p>Pure<b><br/></b></p>
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<p>this is fucking adorable holy shit</p>
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<p>Kid is gonna be big in the lawn mowing community </p></blockquote>

<p>Gonna be YUGE</p></blockquote>

<p>I&rsquo;m on mobile so I need someone to add that Snoop Dogg this is the cutest shit I&rsquo;ve ever seen meme</p>

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