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NOTHING LIKE BEING DRUNK AND NAKED STUMBLING AROUND YOUR HOUSR EATING SOME DRY ASS QUINOA
Yes the fuck I would
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Gotta go fast
(GC) They still have to ask this? Really?
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Which one are you?
Definitely carol I will 70 and salty
On a related note, I pronounced the word quinoa as "kwin-OH-ah" for a long, long time. winningatlife
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Science please explain
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I bet Whole Foods wouldn't call police if you hadn't come in to buy your organic quinoa in 11 days.
i want a fucking quinoa salad right now - grey ° ° ° lgbtteen lesbian bi bisexual pan pansexual poly polysexual demi demisexual ace asexual ...
It's what the fashion vegans put on their tongue before they earfuck you about why you should live their lifestyle 😂😂😂
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Why Trump won.
and you labled us DEPLORABLE, and tried to intimidate us into voting for whomever YOU said we should vote for....even used threats and viole...
No one said astronauts can't eat lobster and quinoa in space, right? This group is taking gourmet food out of this world ... literally.
I'm more of a black-wild rice, quinoa or bulgur person but so you know 😉✌️
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Quinoa bean salad is the perfect addition to your weekend dinner party!
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which suburban white mom are you
I wish I lost weight as fast as all the boys I've liked lost interest in me. 😔 HaventGainedABFJustWeight
My life in a nutshell- do I have the eating habits of a 16 year old girl? (@newyorkcitylady)
*Backs away slowly from quinoa*
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