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Fall, God, and Huh: My character's hame is Rocket. Hes a genetically enhanced raccoon witha gun fetish. <p><a href="http://tarathiel.tumblr.com/post/172403457857" class="tumblr_blog">tarathiel</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://therealfeedback.tumblr.com/post/169535311104/sperari-foundloveinbudapest-obsessiforge" class="tumblr_blog">therealfeedback</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://sperari.tumblr.com/post/102829591486/foundloveinbudapest-obsessiforge" class="tumblr_blog">sperari</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://foundloveinbudapest.tumblr.com/post/102829111761/obsessiforge-bluandorange-so-ive-got-this" class="tumblr_blog">foundloveinbudapest</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://obsessiforge.tumblr.com/post/101934507070/bluandorange-so-ive-got-this-headcanon-that">obsessiforge</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bluandorange.tumblr.com/post/101827855795/so-ive-got-this-headcanon-that-guardians-of-the">bluandorange</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>so <a href="http://bluandorange.tumblr.com/tagged/avengers%20play%20gotg/chrono">I’ve got this headcanon</a> that Guardians of the Galaxy is really the Avengers playing a table top roleplaying game, where Bucky’s the DM who suffers through heaps and loads of trolling </p> <p>Mostly from Steve</p> <p><em>Especially</em> from Steve</p> </blockquote> <p>Which means Natasha was the one who sat down and wrote out the long, comprehensive backstory for her kickass space assassin Gamora, that Bucky keeps trying to work into the campaign but they keep getting sidetracked by –</p> <p>Tony who just created what he sees himself as – the suave, wise-cracking space vagabond.</p> <p>Thor who needed a lot of help building his character and decided on a couple easy to remember traits (Strong, honor, doesn’t get metaphors)</p> <p>and Bruce who’s actually too busy to pay full attention so any time Bucky asks what he wants to do he just says “I am Groot” and lets Steve decide</p> </blockquote> <p>Oh my god.</p> </blockquote> <p>Headcanon accepted <em>so hard</em></p> </blockquote> <p>“We need to break out of this prison. Bucky, do I know anything about it?”<br/></p> <p>“Roll knowledge, Steve.”<br/></p> <p>“Seventeen.”<br/></p> <p>“From your years of experience and multiple prison escapes, you believe that if you can get one of the prison guard’s security bands to get into the watchtower, and one of the power cells to overload the security systems, you should be able to pull off an escape.”<br/></p> <p>“Perfect. Nat, you have sleight of hand trained, right?”<br/></p> <p>“Yes I do, Steve.”<br/></p> <p>“Alright, you get the wristband. Bruce, grab the power cell.”<br/></p> <p>“Yeah, sure, I am Groot.”<br/></p> <p>“Even in a board game, boy scout has to give the orders, huh?”<br/></p> <p>“Alright Tony, what’s-”<br/></p> <p>“Excuse me, my name <i>Star Lord, </i>thank you.”<br/></p> <p>“…Alright, Star Lord. What’s your plan?”<br/></p> <p>“Well…Bucky?”<br/></p> <p>“Knowledge, Tony.”<br/></p> <p>“…Four.”<br/></p> <p>“You’ve never been in prison before, so you have no idea. You think Rocket’s plan makes sense though.”<br/></p> <p>“Alright, fine. What do you want me to do, Captain Raccoon?”</p> <p>“Only the most important for you, Space King. Bucky, does anyone in the prison have a robotic arm?”<br/></p> <p>“I swear if you’re going where I think you’re going with–”<br/></p> <p>“Okay, leg. Robotic leg, not arm.”<br/></p> <p>“Yes, there is one guy with a prosthetic leg.”<br/></p> <p>“Tony I want you to get me that guy’s leg.”<br/></p> <p>“…Why?”<br/></p> <p>“Just trust me, we need it for the plan.”<br/></p> <p>“Bucky, can I sense motive on Rocket?”<br/></p> <p>“Go ahead.”<br/></p> <p>“…These dice are weighted.”</p> <p>“What?”</p> <p>“What’d you get, Stark?”<br/></p> <p>“One.”<br/></p> <p>“Not only do you believe that Rocket needs the leg, you believe it is the single most important part of the plan. Without that leg, everything will fall to pieces.”<br/></p> <p>“Okay, fine, I’ll get the leg.”<br/></p> <p>“Perfect. Avengers, let’s get to work.”<br/></p> <p>“Removing the power cell will set off the alarm, so you believe you should start with–”<br/></p> <p>“I go remove the power cell.”<br/></p> <p>“…Bruce, that’s…not a good idea. Like I said, ripping that out will set off the alarm.”<br/></p> <p>“Right, exactly, sounds like fun. I go to rip it out.”<br/></p> <p>“But…but I spent all week coming up with persuasion and stealth scenarios for–-”<br/></p> <p>“This is what, a strength check?”<br/></p> <p>“…Yes Bruce, it’s a strength check.”<br/></p> <p>“I got a 20.”<br/></p> <p>“…You rip out the power cell with a single tug, setting off the alarm and alerting every single guard in the prison to your escape attempt. Roll for initiative, and remember that I hate all of you.”</p> </blockquote> <p style=""><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/m0acOk2ZOgBXUcdGHg-6ELw">@rose-de-noire</a><br/></p> </blockquote>
Fall, God, and Huh: My character's
 hame is
 Rocket.
 Hes a
 genetically enhanced
 raccoon witha
 gun fetish.
<p><a href="http://tarathiel.tumblr.com/post/172403457857" class="tumblr_blog">tarathiel</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://therealfeedback.tumblr.com/post/169535311104/sperari-foundloveinbudapest-obsessiforge" class="tumblr_blog">therealfeedback</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://sperari.tumblr.com/post/102829591486/foundloveinbudapest-obsessiforge" class="tumblr_blog">sperari</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://foundloveinbudapest.tumblr.com/post/102829111761/obsessiforge-bluandorange-so-ive-got-this" class="tumblr_blog">foundloveinbudapest</a>:</p>

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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://obsessiforge.tumblr.com/post/101934507070/bluandorange-so-ive-got-this-headcanon-that">obsessiforge</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bluandorange.tumblr.com/post/101827855795/so-ive-got-this-headcanon-that-guardians-of-the">bluandorange</a>:</p>
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<p>so <a href="http://bluandorange.tumblr.com/tagged/avengers%20play%20gotg/chrono">I’ve got this headcanon</a> that Guardians of the Galaxy is really the Avengers playing a table top roleplaying game, where Bucky’s the DM who suffers through heaps and loads of trolling </p>
<p>Mostly from Steve</p>
<p><em>Especially</em> from Steve</p>
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<p>Which means Natasha was the one who sat down and wrote out the long, comprehensive backstory for her kickass space assassin Gamora, that Bucky keeps trying to work into the campaign but they keep getting sidetracked by –</p>
<p>Tony who just created what he sees himself as – the suave, wise-cracking space vagabond.</p>
<p>Thor who needed a lot of help building his character and decided on a couple easy to remember traits (Strong, honor, doesn’t get metaphors)</p>
<p>and Bruce who’s actually too busy to pay full attention so any time Bucky asks what he wants to do he just says “I am Groot” and lets Steve decide</p>
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<p>Oh my god.</p>
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<p>Headcanon accepted <em>so hard</em></p>
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<p>“We need to break out of this prison. Bucky, do I know anything about it?”<br/></p>

<p>“Roll knowledge, Steve.”<br/></p>

<p>“Seventeen.”<br/></p>

<p>“From your years of experience and multiple prison escapes, you believe that if you can get one of the prison guard’s security bands to get into the watchtower, and one of the power cells to overload the security systems, you should be able to pull off an escape.”<br/></p>

<p>“Perfect. Nat, you have sleight of hand trained, right?”<br/></p>

<p>“Yes I do, Steve.”<br/></p>

<p>“Alright, you get the wristband. Bruce, grab the power cell.”<br/></p>

<p>“Yeah, sure, I am Groot.”<br/></p>

<p>“Even in a board game, boy scout has to give the orders, huh?”<br/></p>

<p>“Alright Tony, what’s-”<br/></p>

<p>“Excuse me, my name <i>Star Lord, </i>thank you.”<br/></p>

<p>“…Alright, Star Lord. What’s your plan?”<br/></p>

<p>“Well…Bucky?”<br/></p>

<p>“Knowledge, Tony.”<br/></p>

<p>“…Four.”<br/></p>

<p>“You’ve never been in prison before, so you have no idea. You think Rocket’s plan makes sense though.”<br/></p>

<p>“Alright, fine. What do you want me to do, Captain Raccoon?”</p>

<p>“Only the most important for you, Space King. Bucky, does anyone in the prison have a robotic arm?”<br/></p>

<p>“I swear if you’re going where I think you’re going with–”<br/></p>

<p>“Okay, leg. Robotic leg, not arm.”<br/></p>

<p>“Yes, there is one guy with a prosthetic leg.”<br/></p>

<p>“Tony I want you to get me that guy’s leg.”<br/></p>

<p>“…Why?”<br/></p>

<p>“Just trust me, we need it for the plan.”<br/></p>

<p>“Bucky, can I sense motive on Rocket?”<br/></p>

<p>“Go ahead.”<br/></p>

<p>“…These dice are weighted.”</p>

<p>“What?”</p>

<p>“What’d you get, Stark?”<br/></p>

<p>“One.”<br/></p>

<p>“Not only do you believe that Rocket needs the leg, you believe it is the single most important part of the plan. Without that leg, everything will fall to pieces.”<br/></p>

<p>“Okay, fine, I’ll get the leg.”<br/></p>

<p>“Perfect. Avengers, let’s get to work.”<br/></p>

<p>“Removing the power cell will set off the alarm, so you believe you should start with–”<br/></p>

<p>“I go remove the power cell.”<br/></p>

<p>“…Bruce, that’s…not a good idea. Like I said, ripping that out will set off the alarm.”<br/></p>

<p>“Right, exactly, sounds like fun. I go to rip it out.”<br/></p>

<p>“But…but I spent all week coming up with persuasion and stealth scenarios for–-”<br/></p>

<p>“This is what, a strength check?”<br/></p>

<p>“…Yes Bruce, it’s a strength check.”<br/></p>

<p>“I got a 20.”<br/></p>

<p>“…You rip out the power cell with a single tug, setting off the alarm and alerting every single guard in the prison to your escape attempt. Roll for initiative, and remember that I hate all of you.”</p>
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<p style=""><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/m0acOk2ZOgBXUcdGHg-6ELw">@rose-de-noire</a><br/></p>
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<p><a href="http://tarathiel.tumblr.com/post/172403457857" class="tumblr_blog">tarathiel</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://therealfee...

Children, Politics, and School: Higgins Libby 6 hrs Camarillo, California "On April 20, 2018, school children around the country in public and private schools will be signed out and walk out at 11:00 am Colorado time, and march to mayors' offices, governors' offices, the White House, local NRA offices, Mar-a-Lago, campaign offices, etc. Enough is enough. And saying "enough is enough" is getting old. Not one more student should die by gun violence." <p><a href="https://ardepy.tumblr.com/post/170968851912/keyhollow-raccoon-boy" class="tumblr_blog">ardepy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://keyhollow.tumblr.com/post/170968359490/raccoon-boy-friendly-neighborhood-patriarch" class="tumblr_blog">keyhollow</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://raccoon-boy.tumblr.com/post/170966444975/friendly-neighborhood-patriarch-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">raccoon-boy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/170962315972/libertarirynn-youre-going-to-match-down-to-the" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-neighborhood-patriarch</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/170962263069/youre-going-to-match-down-to-the-offices-and" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote><p>You’re going to match down to the offices and… then what? What’s the game plan?</p></blockquote> <p style="">“because punishing the innocent will really show those criminals”<br/></p></blockquote> <p>Ah yes, speak your politics through your children. Great.</p></blockquote> <p>Because your personal political opinions are more important than their education </p></blockquote> <p>i’m pre sure missing not even a full day of school is justified when they’re doing it for something that has affected children’s education previously</p></blockquote> <p>I’ll be honest I don’t give a crap about them missing school. I don’t think they’re getting much of the public education system anyway. I just don’t really get the point of this endeavor.</p>
Children, Politics, and School: Higgins
 Libby
 6 hrs Camarillo, California
 "On April 20, 2018, school children around the
 country in public and private schools will be
 signed out and walk out at 11:00 am Colorado
 time, and march to mayors' offices, governors'
 offices, the White House, local NRA offices,
 Mar-a-Lago, campaign offices, etc. Enough is
 enough. And saying "enough is enough" is
 getting old. Not one more student should die
 by gun violence."
<p><a href="https://ardepy.tumblr.com/post/170968851912/keyhollow-raccoon-boy" class="tumblr_blog">ardepy</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://keyhollow.tumblr.com/post/170968359490/raccoon-boy-friendly-neighborhood-patriarch" class="tumblr_blog">keyhollow</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://raccoon-boy.tumblr.com/post/170966444975/friendly-neighborhood-patriarch-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">raccoon-boy</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/170962315972/libertarirynn-youre-going-to-match-down-to-the" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-neighborhood-patriarch</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/170962263069/youre-going-to-match-down-to-the-offices-and" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote><p>You’re going to match down to the offices and… then what? What’s the game plan?</p></blockquote>
<p style="">“because punishing the innocent will really show those criminals”<br/></p></blockquote>

<p>Ah yes, speak your politics through your children. Great.</p></blockquote>

<p>Because your personal political opinions are more important than their education </p></blockquote>

<p>i’m pre sure missing not even a full day of school is justified when they’re doing it for something that has affected children’s education previously</p></blockquote>

<p>I’ll be honest I don’t give a crap about them missing school. I don’t think they’re getting much of the public education system anyway. I just don’t really get the point of this endeavor.</p>

<p><a href="https://ardepy.tumblr.com/post/170968851912/keyhollow-raccoon-boy" class="tumblr_blog">ardepy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="...

Clothes, Ironic, and Life: Why do l understand this G.O.A.T. @thatudiboy There is always that one innocent spoon in every home that you just dislike for no reason Life Tips: Making Mornings Easier If you’re anything like a normal human being, you have days where you’re just totally off. You sleep through your alarm and suddenly the whole day is thrown off. Below are some of my tips for making those off days or even just everyday a bit easier. 1. Pack everything the night before This seems like a no-brainer, I tell myself to do this often and when I don’t follow through, I wish I had. Set aside your outfit (down to the undergarments-seriously) If you workout (if you don’t-you should try to) set aside your workout clothes and shoes. You’ll have less excuses to not get started. Pack your lunch-don’t forget to fill up your water bottle Pack your work bag-backpack-purse with everything you will need to make it through the day. 2. Be prepared It only takes a bit of time to get yourself prepared for just about anything. Think about your essentials, things you wouldn’t want to be stuck without and things you always find yourself needing. You can either add these items to your daily bag or stash them in your car-desk-locker. 3. Don’t over complicate things If you know you are going to have a stressful week-plan ahead. Stick to the basics 4. Make lists Duh. Take a few minutes to get it together, list out things you’ve forgotten (groceries, errands, etc) and prioritize. It will seem much more simple when everything is laid out in front of you and not jumbled up in your brain. 5. To remember things: keep them close to you I’m horrible at taking off my makeup. I made a nasty habit of sleeping in makeup and only washing my face in the shower. To tackle this, I’ve left my makeup remover right by my toothbrush. This way when I brush my teeth at night, it’s easy to pull out a wipe and get rid of my raccoon eyes. I’ve also added night cream and Chapstick on my bedside table. Taking care of your skin is important! Lips too! 6. Set reminders Use the phone you are undoubtedly attached to. Set yourself alarms and reminders if you simply can’t be bothered to get it together. A little bit of preparation, planning and being easier on yourself can go a long way towards making every day better. billsimportantposts
Clothes, Ironic, and Life: Why do l understand this
 G.O.A.T. @thatudiboy
 There is always that one innocent spoon in
 every home that you just dislike for no
 reason
Life Tips: Making Mornings Easier If you’re anything like a normal human being, you have days where you’re just totally off. You sleep through your alarm and suddenly the whole day is thrown off. Below are some of my tips for making those off days or even just everyday a bit easier. 1. Pack everything the night before This seems like a no-brainer, I tell myself to do this often and when I don’t follow through, I wish I had. Set aside your outfit (down to the undergarments-seriously) If you workout (if you don’t-you should try to) set aside your workout clothes and shoes. You’ll have less excuses to not get started. Pack your lunch-don’t forget to fill up your water bottle Pack your work bag-backpack-purse with everything you will need to make it through the day. 2. Be prepared It only takes a bit of time to get yourself prepared for just about anything. Think about your essentials, things you wouldn’t want to be stuck without and things you always find yourself needing. You can either add these items to your daily bag or stash them in your car-desk-locker. 3. Don’t over complicate things If you know you are going to have a stressful week-plan ahead. Stick to the basics 4. Make lists Duh. Take a few minutes to get it together, list out things you’ve forgotten (groceries, errands, etc) and prioritize. It will seem much more simple when everything is laid out in front of you and not jumbled up in your brain. 5. To remember things: keep them close to you I’m horrible at taking off my makeup. I made a nasty habit of sleeping in makeup and only washing my face in the shower. To tackle this, I’ve left my makeup remover right by my toothbrush. This way when I brush my teeth at night, it’s easy to pull out a wipe and get rid of my raccoon eyes. I’ve also added night cream and Chapstick on my bedside table. Taking care of your skin is important! Lips too! 6. Set reminders Use the phone you are undoubtedly attached to. Set yourself alarms and reminders if you simply can’t be bothered to get it together. A little bit of preparation, planning and being easier on yourself can go a long way towards making every day better. billsimportantposts

Life Tips: Making Mornings Easier If you’re anything like a normal human being, you have days where you’re just totally off. You sleep throu...