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Encyclopedia of Black Comics (2017)
The Encyclopedia of Black Comics, focuses on people of African descent who have published significant works in the United States or have worked across various aspects of the comics industry.Ā 
The book focuses on creators in the field of comics: inkers, illustrators, artists, writers, editors, Black comic historians, Black comic convention creators, website creators, archivists and academicsā€”as well as individuals who may not fit into any category but have made notable achievements within and/or across Black comic culture.
By Sheena C. Howard
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Sheena C. Howard, is the Ā Past Chair of the Black Caucus (NCA) and Associate Professor of Communication at Rider University. Howard is an award-winning author, including a 2014 Eisner Award winner for her first book, Black Comics: Politics of Race and Representation (2013). She is also the author of Black Queer Identity Matrix (2014) and Critical Articulations of Race, Gender and Sexual Orientation (2014). Howard has appeared on NPR (National Public Radio), 900 am WURD, Philadelphia Weekly and CCP-TV as well as other networks and documentaries as an expert on popular culture, race, politics and sexual identity negotiation. She has also written opinion pieces for the Trentonian and the Huffington Post.


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                Race: superheroesincolor:
Encyclopedia of Black Comics (2017)
The Encyclopedia of Black Comics, focuses on people of African descent who have published significant works in the United States or have worked across various aspects of the comics industry.Ā 
The book focuses on creators in the field of comics: inkers, illustrators, artists, writers, editors, Black comic historians, Black comic convention creators, website creators, archivists and academicsā€”as well as individuals who may not fit into any category but have made notable achievements within and/or across Black comic culture.
By Sheena C. Howard
Get it now here

Sheena C. Howard, is the Ā Past Chair of the Black Caucus (NCA) and Associate Professor of Communication at Rider University. Howard is an award-winning author, including a 2014 Eisner Award winner for her first book, Black Comics: Politics of Race and Representation (2013). She is also the author of Black Queer Identity Matrix (2014) and Critical Articulations of Race, Gender and Sexual Orientation (2014). Howard has appeared on NPR (National Public Radio), 900 am WURD, Philadelphia Weekly and CCP-TV as well as other networks and documentaries as an expert on popular culture, race, politics and sexual identity negotiation. She has also written opinion pieces for the Trentonian and the Huffington Post.


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Encyclopedia of Black Comics (2017)
The Encyclopedia of Black Comics, focuses on people of African descent who have p...

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    Race: Thereā€™s only one race
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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    Race: Another race of turtle and rabbit.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Race: Another race of turtle and rabbit.
                
            

            
            
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    Race: Another race of turtle and rabbit.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Race: Another race of turtle and rabbit.
                
            

            
            
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    Race: Another race of turtle and rabbit.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Race: Another race of turtle and rabbit.
                
            

            
            
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    Race: professionalpeachhunk:
[[This is Isaiah Hineā€™s high school presentation on white fragility. Youā€™re not going to get a simpler explanation, in my opinion, so if youā€™re white you should really read this. Below are Isaiahā€™s notes on each slide.]]
ā€”
What is White Fragility?

Robin DiAngelo is a professor at Westfield State University and author of What Does it Mean to Be White? Developing White Racial Literacy.
Iā€™m sure youā€™ve all seen these ā€˜defensive movesā€™ in action before. ā€œI didnā€™t mean anything by itā€ ā€œI wasnā€™t trying to be offensiveā€ ā€œI have a black friendā€ ā€œNot all white peopleā€
People are often more worried about being called a racist than actually doing something racist. In America white people often donā€™t even have to consider race. They often think of themselves as ā€œracelessā€ white is conditioned to be the norm and everyone else is considered ā€œracedā€ or ā€œcoloredā€. White fragility allows white people to govern when and how race is discussed. White people expect to be educated on racism, and in a nice way.
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Why Is It A Bad Thing?
White people never learn as a result and are allowed to continue saying and doing racist things. White people prefer to hear these things from other white people but because other white people donā€™t know enough about racism, they cycle continues. When people of color do things like the BLACKLIVESMATTER movement, many white peoples responses were ā€œall lives matterā€ this is white fragility. Proclaiming that black lives matter does not inherently mean that other lives donā€™t. This statement is made because society continually shows us that black lives donā€™t matter in america and these are the lives that need the affirming. We already know that white lives matter, it doesnā€™t need to be stated. White people are very used to being the center of things and when they arenā€™t it makes them uncomfortable. 
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Why Does This Happen?

Most people donā€™t fully grasp the idea of systemic racism and that we live in a racist society that perpetuates racist ideas. We are socialized into white supremacy.

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Race: professionalpeachhunk:
[[This is Isaiah Hineā€™s high school presentation on white fragility. Youā€™re not going to get a simpler explanation, in my opinion, so if youā€™re white you should really read this. Below are Isaiahā€™s notes on each slide.]]
ā€”
What is White Fragility?

Robin DiAngelo is a professor at Westfield State University and author of What Does it Mean to Be White? Developing White Racial Literacy.
Iā€™m sure youā€™ve all seen these ā€˜defensive movesā€™ in action before. ā€œI didnā€™t mean anything by itā€ ā€œI wasnā€™t trying to be offensiveā€ ā€œI have a black friendā€ ā€œNot all white peopleā€
People are often more worried about being called a racist than actually doing something racist. In America white people often donā€™t even have to consider race. They often think of themselves as ā€œracelessā€ white is conditioned to be the norm and everyone else is considered ā€œracedā€ or ā€œcoloredā€. White fragility allows white people to govern when and how race is discussed. White people expect to be educated on racism, and in a nice way.
ā€”

Why Is It A Bad Thing?
White people never learn as a result and are allowed to continue saying and doing racist things. White people prefer to hear these things from other white people but because other white people donā€™t know enough about racism, they cycle continues. When people of color do things like the BLACKLIVESMATTER movement, many white peoples responses were ā€œall lives matterā€ this is white fragility. Proclaiming that black lives matter does not inherently mean that other lives donā€™t. This statement is made because society continually shows us that black lives donā€™t matter in america and these are the lives that need the affirming. We already know that white lives matter, it doesnā€™t need to be stated. White people are very used to being the center of things and when they arenā€™t it makes them uncomfortable. 
ā€”
Why Does This Happen?

Most people donā€™t fully grasp the idea of systemic racism and that we live in a racist society that perpetuates racist ideas. We are socialized into white supremacy.

                
            

            
            
professionalpeachhunk:
[[This is Isaiah Hineā€™s high school presentation on white fragility. Youā€™re not going to get a simpler explanation...

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            







    Race: Same shit different race
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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    Race: Remember, life is not a race but a journey
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Race: Remember, life is not a race but a journey
                
            

            
            
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    Race: PC master race where you at?
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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    Race: NASCAR driver Denny Hamlin wears a mask with his own face on it, before the race.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Race: NASCAR driver Denny Hamlin wears a mask with his own face on it, before the race.
                
            

            
            
NASCAR driver Denny Hamlin wears a mask with his own face on it, before the race.

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    Race: rayethefox14524:

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jdbsmg-star:

henryismywaifu:

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dilfweed:

jennaavh:

madmints:

takesabeating:

cheshireinthemiddle:

ginzers:

spoopy-roxxi:

ginzers:

spoopy-roxxi:

ginzers:

Teach children that this is not ok

Teach children that thereā€™s nothing wrong with this

Iā€™m really not understanding why you think cultural appropriation would be ok, unless you are assuming that the girl in the picture is part Japanese.

Yellow face yet sheā€™s using white makeup in the traditional style but okay.
Cultural appropriation isnā€™t a thing, hon. ā˜ŗļø Cultures should be shared by all means.

I disagree. The makeup is clearly reflective of traditional Geisha makeup which is yellowface and therefore racist. Furthermore, the girl is wearing a kimono, a garment that has for ages carried cultural significance. Assuming that she is white how can you think this is ok? And cultural appropriation isnā€™t a thing? What rock do you live under? I suggest you educate yourself on the differences between cultural appreciation and cultural appropriation.

I am japanese, in japan at this very moment. The only people who think culture shouldnt be shared are racists like you. 
A vast majority of Japanese people actually enjoy other people making an effort to spread and enjoy japanese culture, and encourage it. Many make businesses in deliberately taking pictures of people in kimono. A common omiage (gift) for foreigners from japanese people is traditional japanese things such as kimonos, tea seats, shisa dog statues, ect. 
And to top it off, basically 80 percent of japanese customs, traditions, and food, came from other countries. Japanese is an integration of different cultures, like america. Japan takes influences from places like korea, china, russia, and europe. If japan stuck to itself, there would be no tempura, japanese tea, tea ceremonies, kabuki, japanese bread, japanese curry, j- pop, anime, cars, or modern fishing techniques. The picture is not ā€œyellow faceā€ they are not making fun of asians. In fact, it looks like they put extra care and research into their work. 
The only reason that you have a problem with this is because that little girl is white and you know that it is acceptable on tumblr to crap all over white people. The only racist here is you.

Rekt

b t f o

Dang she got shut down.

Damn Iā€™ve never hit reblog so fast in my entire fucking life

Daaaaamn

Pew pew pew

I reblog this every time I see it

I live in Japan and Iā€™d like to back up this sentiment.Ā 
Recently a museum in Boston came under a lot of fire for allowing visitors to wear aĀ ā€˜kimonoā€™ (it was featuring a painting my Monet of a girl ā€“ a white girl ā€“ in a kimono, and the museum had replicas made that guests of ANY RACE could wear to mimic the painting, Pageant-of-the-Masters style). After protests and heated debate, the museum closed the event.
I was living in Japan at the time, and out of all the *actual* Japanese people I asked, not a single one was offended by the event. Rather, they were excited that people half a world away were showing interest in their culture, and were sad that visitors could no longer enjoy the event.
This party, though somewhat silly in application, is an attempt at experiencing and appreciating another culture. The mom who put this together is not an expert on Japan, but she did her best. She got a lot of things right: there are few things Japan loves more than tea, Pocky, and sakura.Ā 
Where do you draw the line for who isĀ ā€œallowedā€ to learn about Japan? If the girl were of Japanese descent, would that make it ok (even though her citizenship would be the same as the girl from the photo)? If one of the girlā€™s parents were from Japan, then would it be ok?Ā 
Are you only allowed to make pizza if you live in Italy? If youā€™re an Italian immigrant? How do we decide these things??
You canā€™t say you want to dismantle racism and then in the next breath make rules ā€“ based on race ā€“ for who people can wear, try, or eat, especially when the intent is obviously to have fun experiencing a culture (as opposed to having fun by making fun of a race or culture, like blackface does).Ā 
When you tell people they can only experience things ā€˜meant for their raceā€™, it totally smacks of segregation to me and I canā€™t stand it. As someone who (obviously) loves Japan, I say let people learn about it, let people experience it, let people appreciate it. You donā€™t have to know every single thing about a culture to enjoy it.



fucking people got owned is what, fuck i hate how people say you cant do shit when culture should be shared and is shared its how it grows and changes through fucking generations itS HOW YOU LEARN about the world and just fucking, tumblr fucking stupid like 70% of the dam time

this new light

Vintage post, sipping on it like fine wine.

Always a fan of seeing this happen



Have fun, not make fun of



Same. Iā€™m glad when people enjoy my culture, wear our traditional clothes and try our food recipes, as long as its respectful :)



All people should try to learn other religions! Iā€™m proud of this girl!

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Race: rayethefox14524:

g-blocking-antis:


notice-me-cherry-pie:


the-joker-hates-sjws:

kaldicuct:

jdbsmg-star:

henryismywaifu:

tinybookling:

littleblackchat:

lifeiscaulscott:

semiauto14:

daissychainss:

dilfweed:

jennaavh:

madmints:

takesabeating:

cheshireinthemiddle:

ginzers:

spoopy-roxxi:

ginzers:

spoopy-roxxi:

ginzers:

Teach children that this is not ok

Teach children that thereā€™s nothing wrong with this

Iā€™m really not understanding why you think cultural appropriation would be ok, unless you are assuming that the girl in the picture is part Japanese.

Yellow face yet sheā€™s using white makeup in the traditional style but okay.
Cultural appropriation isnā€™t a thing, hon. ā˜ŗļø Cultures should be shared by all means.

I disagree. The makeup is clearly reflective of traditional Geisha makeup which is yellowface and therefore racist. Furthermore, the girl is wearing a kimono, a garment that has for ages carried cultural significance. Assuming that she is white how can you think this is ok? And cultural appropriation isnā€™t a thing? What rock do you live under? I suggest you educate yourself on the differences between cultural appreciation and cultural appropriation.

I am japanese, in japan at this very moment. The only people who think culture shouldnt be shared are racists like you. 
A vast majority of Japanese people actually enjoy other people making an effort to spread and enjoy japanese culture, and encourage it. Many make businesses in deliberately taking pictures of people in kimono. A common omiage (gift) for foreigners from japanese people is traditional japanese things such as kimonos, tea seats, shisa dog statues, ect. 
And to top it off, basically 80 percent of japanese customs, traditions, and food, came from other countries. Japanese is an integration of different cultures, like america. Japan takes influences from places like korea, china, russia, and europe. If japan stuck to itself, there would be no tempura, japanese tea, tea ceremonies, kabuki, japanese bread, japanese curry, j- pop, anime, cars, or modern fishing techniques. The picture is not ā€œyellow faceā€ they are not making fun of asians. In fact, it looks like they put extra care and research into their work. 
The only reason that you have a problem with this is because that little girl is white and you know that it is acceptable on tumblr to crap all over white people. The only racist here is you.

Rekt

b t f o

Dang she got shut down.

Damn Iā€™ve never hit reblog so fast in my entire fucking life

Daaaaamn

Pew pew pew

I reblog this every time I see it

I live in Japan and Iā€™d like to back up this sentiment.Ā 
Recently a museum in Boston came under a lot of fire for allowing visitors to wear aĀ ā€˜kimonoā€™ (it was featuring a painting my Monet of a girl ā€“ a white girl ā€“ in a kimono, and the museum had replicas made that guests of ANY RACE could wear to mimic the painting, Pageant-of-the-Masters style). After protests and heated debate, the museum closed the event.
I was living in Japan at the time, and out of all the *actual* Japanese people I asked, not a single one was offended by the event. Rather, they were excited that people half a world away were showing interest in their culture, and were sad that visitors could no longer enjoy the event.
This party, though somewhat silly in application, is an attempt at experiencing and appreciating another culture. The mom who put this together is not an expert on Japan, but she did her best. She got a lot of things right: there are few things Japan loves more than tea, Pocky, and sakura.Ā 
Where do you draw the line for who isĀ ā€œallowedā€ to learn about Japan? If the girl were of Japanese descent, would that make it ok (even though her citizenship would be the same as the girl from the photo)? If one of the girlā€™s parents were from Japan, then would it be ok?Ā 
Are you only allowed to make pizza if you live in Italy? If youā€™re an Italian immigrant? How do we decide these things??
You canā€™t say you want to dismantle racism and then in the next breath make rules ā€“ based on race ā€“ for who people can wear, try, or eat, especially when the intent is obviously to have fun experiencing a culture (as opposed to having fun by making fun of a race or culture, like blackface does).Ā 
When you tell people they can only experience things ā€˜meant for their raceā€™, it totally smacks of segregation to me and I canā€™t stand it. As someone who (obviously) loves Japan, I say let people learn about it, let people experience it, let people appreciate it. You donā€™t have to know every single thing about a culture to enjoy it.



fucking people got owned is what, fuck i hate how people say you cant do shit when culture should be shared and is shared its how it grows and changes through fucking generations itS HOW YOU LEARN about the world and just fucking, tumblr fucking stupid like 70% of the dam time

this new light

Vintage post, sipping on it like fine wine.

Always a fan of seeing this happen



Have fun, not make fun of



Same. Iā€™m glad when people enjoy my culture, wear our traditional clothes and try our food recipes, as long as its respectful :)



All people should try to learn other religions! Iā€™m proud of this girl!

                
            

            
            
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    Race: And they say itā€™s not about race by That_Chicago_Boi
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                Race: And they say itā€™s not about race by That_Chicago_Boi
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    Race: I can hear Charlemagne right now: ā€œGuess. What. Race it is!ā€
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Race: I can hear Charlemagne right now: ā€œGuess. What. Race it is!ā€
                
            

            
            
I can hear Charlemagne right now: ā€œGuess. What. Race it is!ā€

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            







    Race: Gotta win this mf race šŸš«šŸ§¢
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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    Race: [OC] Drippy Race
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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    Race: *Tay Kā€™s The Race starts playing* by MagicDismalDan
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                Race: *Tay Kā€™s The Race starts playing* by MagicDismalDan
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    Race: epicdndmemes:

The Vanity of Hope: A series for the human race (Apostle Book 1)Ā  on Amazon $0.99


    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Race: epicdndmemes:

The Vanity of Hope: A series for the human race (Apostle Book 1)Ā  on Amazon $0.99


                
            

            
            
epicdndmemes:

The Vanity of Hope: A series for the human race (Apostle Book 1)Ā  on Amazon $0.99



            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    Race: readerjohn:

peaceheather:

thequeensphinx:

rollā€“initiative:

meme-xirl-wonder:

luidilovins:


asundergrowth:

lovelyloseruniverse:

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vocifersaurus:

abrakafcukyou:

bitterfucked:

breastforce:
how to tell if your worldbuilding is Bad
i didnā€™t wanna reblog this just cos it doesnā€™t deserve to get seen but:
a) dwarves donā€™t share the gender binary that humans use, heterosexual versus homosexual is meaningless to them
b) gnomes have such a predilection towards illusions that gender is primarily based on presentation. because of consistent interaction with humans, they tend towards visually hetero relationships just for sake of public ease but gnomes all know gender is an ilusion
c) halflings are super community oriented. they would be incredibly accepting of homosexuality because frowning on someone for liking a particular gender is counter to community building
d) goblins donā€™t believe in sexuality they believe in food
e) orcs are 100% butch lesbians and bears. they are totally gay with a small side of being attracted to muscles and soft hairy bellies ā€œbut if theyā€™re all gay how do they reproduce?ā€ magic rituals motherfucker itā€™s a fantasy world
f) tieflings never have a predominant culture and tend to ascribe to human values, with a bit of ā€œiā€™m already an outcast, so anything goesā€. i donā€™t wanna say tieflings are super gay just because there is a lot of baggage that comes with the evil demon race being super gay but tieflings are super gay
g) dragonborn carry a lot of draconic values, one of the most notable being vanity. if a dragonbron is gay, they will literally be the embodiment of that ā€œmove, iā€™m gayā€ video. taboo my ass just try to stop that dragonborn, theyā€™ll show you the meaning of flaming
bottom line here is really that if you thought the dnd races were straight you were so wrong. i am going to find you and rub my gay ass on your playerā€™s handbook


bury me with this post itā€™s perfect


Goblins donā€™t believe in sexuality they believe in food. 

Consider: Orcs are like bats. 95% of them are homosexual because the few orcs that ARE straight produce children at insane rates. Because of this, adoption is considered the norm in Orc society. Orcs are unconcerned with lineage and do not take a family name, but rather a clan or tribe name. 


I like this

Straight orcs never stop fucking and its a problem


Are you saying that 95% of bats are gay? 


You canā€™t argue with the facts. 

ā€œOh yeah, those two are Gnarla and Lorg, they are the Fuckersā„¢ā€


Holy shit imma show this to my dm and he is just gonna die laughing 



The fuckers

@godkingsanointedĀ  Ā @rapid-artwork
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Race: readerjohn:

peaceheather:

thequeensphinx:

rollā€“initiative:

meme-xirl-wonder:

luidilovins:


asundergrowth:

lovelyloseruniverse:

asundergrowth:


vocifersaurus:

abrakafcukyou:

bitterfucked:

breastforce:
how to tell if your worldbuilding is Bad
i didnā€™t wanna reblog this just cos it doesnā€™t deserve to get seen but:
a) dwarves donā€™t share the gender binary that humans use, heterosexual versus homosexual is meaningless to them
b) gnomes have such a predilection towards illusions that gender is primarily based on presentation. because of consistent interaction with humans, they tend towards visually hetero relationships just for sake of public ease but gnomes all know gender is an ilusion
c) halflings are super community oriented. they would be incredibly accepting of homosexuality because frowning on someone for liking a particular gender is counter to community building
d) goblins donā€™t believe in sexuality they believe in food
e) orcs are 100% butch lesbians and bears. they are totally gay with a small side of being attracted to muscles and soft hairy bellies ā€œbut if theyā€™re all gay how do they reproduce?ā€ magic rituals motherfucker itā€™s a fantasy world
f) tieflings never have a predominant culture and tend to ascribe to human values, with a bit of ā€œiā€™m already an outcast, so anything goesā€. i donā€™t wanna say tieflings are super gay just because there is a lot of baggage that comes with the evil demon race being super gay but tieflings are super gay
g) dragonborn carry a lot of draconic values, one of the most notable being vanity. if a dragonbron is gay, they will literally be the embodiment of that ā€œmove, iā€™m gayā€ video. taboo my ass just try to stop that dragonborn, theyā€™ll show you the meaning of flaming
bottom line here is really that if you thought the dnd races were straight you were so wrong. i am going to find you and rub my gay ass on your playerā€™s handbook


bury me with this post itā€™s perfect


Goblins donā€™t believe in sexuality they believe in food. 

Consider: Orcs are like bats. 95% of them are homosexual because the few orcs that ARE straight produce children at insane rates. Because of this, adoption is considered the norm in Orc society. Orcs are unconcerned with lineage and do not take a family name, but rather a clan or tribe name. 


I like this

Straight orcs never stop fucking and its a problem


Are you saying that 95% of bats are gay? 


You canā€™t argue with the facts. 

ā€œOh yeah, those two are Gnarla and Lorg, they are the Fuckersā„¢ā€


Holy shit imma show this to my dm and he is just gonna die laughing 



The fuckers

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ALICE ROOSEVELT WAS HARDCORE. ā€œShe was known as a rule-breaker in an era when women were under great pressure to conform. The American public noticed many of her exploits. She smoked cigarettes in public, swore at officials, rode in cars with men, stayed out late partying, kept a pet snake named Emily Spinach (Emily as in her spinster aunt and Spinach for its green color) in the White House, and was seen placing bets with a bookie.Ā 


So what Iā€™m reading here is, she was a Roosevelt?

Well I have a new hero.

Her whole wikipedia article is gold
ā€œWhen her father was governor of New York, he and his wife proposed that Alice attend a conservative school for girls in New York City. Pulling out all the stops, Alice wrote, ā€˜If you send me I will humiliate you. I will do something that will shame you. I tell you I will.ā€™ā€
ā€œHer father took office in 1901 following the assassination of President William McKinley, Jr. in Buffalo (an event that she greeted with ā€œsheer rapture.ā€)ā€œ
ā€œDuring the cruise to Japan, Alice jumped into the shipā€™s pool fully clothed, and coaxed a congressman to join her in the water. (Years later Bobby Kennedy would chide her about the incident, saying it was outrageous for the time, to which the by-then-octogenarian Alice replied that it would only have been outrageous had she removed her clothes.ā€
ā€œShe was dressed in a blue wedding dress and dramatically cut the wedding cake with a sword (borrowed from a military aide attending the reception)ā€
ā€œWhen it came time for the Roosevelt family to move out of the White House, Alice buried a Voodoo doll of the new First Lady, Nellie Taft, in the front yard.ā€
ā€œLater, the Taft White House banned her from her former residenceā€”the first but not the last administration to do so. During Woodrow Wilsonā€™s administration (from which she was banned in 1916 for a bawdy joke at Wilsonā€™s expense)ā€¦ā€
ā€œAs an example of her attitudes on race, in 1965 her African-American chauffeur and one of her best friends, Turner, was driving Alice to an appointment. During the trip, he pulled out in front of a taxi, and the driver got out and demanded to know of him, ā€œWhat do you think youā€™re doing, you black bastard?ā€ Turner took the insult calmly, but Alice did not and told the taxi driver, ā€œHeā€™s taking me to my destination, you white son of a bitch!ā€
ā€œTo SenatorĀ Joseph McCarthy,Ā who had jokingly remarked at a party ā€œHereā€™s my blind date. I am going to call you Aliceā€, she sarcastically said ā€œSenator McCarthy, you are not going to call me Alice. The trashman and the policeman on my block call me Alice, but you may not.ā€

I love this woman.

WOMEN WHO NEED FUCKEN MOVIES.


This is Alice as an older lady. The pillow saysĀ ā€œIf you canā€™t say something good about someone, sit right here by me.ā€Ā 
She is my absolute favorite.Ā 

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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ALICE ROOSEVELT WAS HARDCORE. ā€œShe was known as a rule-breaker in an era when women were under great pressure to conform. The American public noticed many of her exploits. She smoked cigarettes in public, swore at officials, rode in cars with men, stayed out late partying, kept a pet snake named Emily Spinach (Emily as in her spinster aunt and Spinach for its green color) in the White House, and was seen placing bets with a bookie.Ā 


So what Iā€™m reading here is, she was a Roosevelt?

Well I have a new hero.

Her whole wikipedia article is gold
ā€œWhen her father was governor of New York, he and his wife proposed that Alice attend a conservative school for girls in New York City. Pulling out all the stops, Alice wrote, ā€˜If you send me I will humiliate you. I will do something that will shame you. I tell you I will.ā€™ā€
ā€œHer father took office in 1901 following the assassination of President William McKinley, Jr. in Buffalo (an event that she greeted with ā€œsheer rapture.ā€)ā€œ
ā€œDuring the cruise to Japan, Alice jumped into the shipā€™s pool fully clothed, and coaxed a congressman to join her in the water. (Years later Bobby Kennedy would chide her about the incident, saying it was outrageous for the time, to which the by-then-octogenarian Alice replied that it would only have been outrageous had she removed her clothes.ā€
ā€œShe was dressed in a blue wedding dress and dramatically cut the wedding cake with a sword (borrowed from a military aide attending the reception)ā€
ā€œWhen it came time for the Roosevelt family to move out of the White House, Alice buried a Voodoo doll of the new First Lady, Nellie Taft, in the front yard.ā€
ā€œLater, the Taft White House banned her from her former residenceā€”the first but not the last administration to do so. During Woodrow Wilsonā€™s administration (from which she was banned in 1916 for a bawdy joke at Wilsonā€™s expense)ā€¦ā€
ā€œAs an example of her attitudes on race, in 1965 her African-American chauffeur and one of her best friends, Turner, was driving Alice to an appointment. During the trip, he pulled out in front of a taxi, and the driver got out and demanded to know of him, ā€œWhat do you think youā€™re doing, you black bastard?ā€ Turner took the insult calmly, but Alice did not and told the taxi driver, ā€œHeā€™s taking me to my destination, you white son of a bitch!ā€
ā€œTo SenatorĀ Joseph McCarthy,Ā who had jokingly remarked at a party ā€œHereā€™s my blind date. I am going to call you Aliceā€, she sarcastically said ā€œSenator McCarthy, you are not going to call me Alice. The trashman and the policeman on my block call me Alice, but you may not.ā€

I love this woman.

WOMEN WHO NEED FUCKEN MOVIES.


This is Alice as an older lady. The pillow saysĀ ā€œIf you canā€™t say something good about someone, sit right here by me.ā€Ā 
She is my absolute favorite.Ā 

                
            

            
            
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    Race: cryptid-picnic:
arkoslover:


If youā€™re feeling discouraged about voting for Bernie Sanders after the March 10th primaries, I hope this graphic change will help boost your confidence to get out and vote. For anyone who canā€™t see the image, I edited the delegate count shown on Google from integers to percentages, and this is what we have as of March 11th at 11:25am ET
There have been 41.89% of the total delegates declared.
Of the 1,991 pledged delegates needed to win the nomination, this is how close each candidate is to that mark by percentage:
Joe Biden (running): 42.54%
Bernie Sanders (running): 34.4%
Elizabeth Warren (dropped out): 3.46%
Mike Bloomberg (dropped out): 3.06%
Pete Buttigieg (dropped out): 1.3%
Amy Klobuchar (dropped out) 0.35%
Tulsi Gabbard (running): 0.1%
The race isnā€™t even halfway over, and nobody has even reached the halfway mark to the number of delegates needed to win the nomination. If you want Bernie Sanders to win, your vote is still an important part of this race. If you live in Arizona, Florida, Illinois, or Ohio, go out and vote on Tuesday, March 17th!



the media hates bernie but donā€™t let them discourage you!!! they WANT you to see their misleading articles and think ā€œoh thereā€™s no point, i wonā€™t bother voting for bernieā€ VOTE. take your voice and use it to SCREAM 

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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arkoslover:


If youā€™re feeling discouraged about voting for Bernie Sanders after the March 10th primaries, I hope this graphic change will help boost your confidence to get out and vote. For anyone who canā€™t see the image, I edited the delegate count shown on Google from integers to percentages, and this is what we have as of March 11th at 11:25am ET
There have been 41.89% of the total delegates declared.
Of the 1,991 pledged delegates needed to win the nomination, this is how close each candidate is to that mark by percentage:
Joe Biden (running): 42.54%
Bernie Sanders (running): 34.4%
Elizabeth Warren (dropped out): 3.46%
Mike Bloomberg (dropped out): 3.06%
Pete Buttigieg (dropped out): 1.3%
Amy Klobuchar (dropped out) 0.35%
Tulsi Gabbard (running): 0.1%
The race isnā€™t even halfway over, and nobody has even reached the halfway mark to the number of delegates needed to win the nomination. If you want Bernie Sanders to win, your vote is still an important part of this race. If you live in Arizona, Florida, Illinois, or Ohio, go out and vote on Tuesday, March 17th!



the media hates bernie but donā€™t let them discourage you!!! they WANT you to see their misleading articles and think ā€œoh thereā€™s no point, i wonā€™t bother voting for bernieā€ VOTE. take your voice and use it to SCREAM 

                
            

            
            
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If youā€™re feeling discouraged about voting for Bernie Sanders after the March 10th primaries, I hope this g...

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            







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    Race: Japanese Tea Party
 Article from
 thegalagals
 Read it
 Throw a fun Japanese lea Party for
 that special little gal!
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Teach children that this is not ok

Teach children that thereā€™s nothing wrong with this

Iā€™m really not understanding why you think cultural appropriation would be ok, unless you are assuming that the girl in the picture is part Japanese.

Yellow face yet sheā€™s using white makeup in the traditional style but okay.
Cultural appropriation isnā€™t a thing, hon. ā˜ŗļø Cultures should be shared by all means.

I disagree. The makeup is clearly reflective of traditional Geisha makeup which is yellowface and therefore racist. Furthermore, the girl is wearing a kimono, a garment that has for ages carried cultural significance. Assuming that she is white how can you think this is ok? And cultural appropriation isnā€™t a thing? What rock do you live under? I suggest you educate yourself on the differences between cultural appreciation and cultural appropriation.

I am japanese, in japan at this very moment. The only people who think culture shouldnt be shared are racists like you. 
A vast majority of Japanese people actually enjoy other people making an effort to spread and enjoy japanese culture, and encourage it. Many make businesses in deliberately taking pictures of people in kimono. A common omiage (gift) for foreigners from japanese people is traditional japanese things such as kimonos, tea seats, shisa dog statues, ect. 
And to top it off, basically 80 percent of japanese customs, traditions, and food, came from other countries. Japanese is an integration of different cultures, like america. Japan takes influences from places like korea, china, russia, and europe. If japan stuck to itself, there would be no tempura, japanese tea, tea ceremonies, kabuki, japanese bread, japanese curry, j- pop, anime, cars, or modern fishing techniques. The picture is not ā€œyellow faceā€ they are not making fun of asians. In fact, it looks like they put extra care and research into their work. 
The only reason that you have a problem with this is because that little girl is white and you know that it is acceptable on tumblr to crap all over white people. The only racist here is you.

Rekt

b t f o

Dang she got shut down.

Damn Iā€™ve never hit reblog so fast in my entire fucking life

Daaaaamn

Pew pew pew

I reblog this every time I see it

I live in Japan and Iā€™d like to back up this sentiment.Ā 
Recently a museum in Boston came under a lot of fire for allowing visitors to wear aĀ ā€˜kimonoā€™ (it was featuring a painting my Monet of a girl ā€“ a white girl ā€“ in a kimono, and the museum had replicas made that guests of ANY RACE could wear to mimic the painting, Pageant-of-the-Masters style). After protests and heated debate, the museum closed the event.
I was living in Japan at the time, and out of all the *actual* Japanese people I asked, not a single one was offended by the event. Rather, they were excited that people half a world away were showing interest in their culture, and were sad that visitors could no longer enjoy the event.
This party, though somewhat silly in application, is an attempt at experiencing and appreciating another culture. The mom who put this together is not an expert on Japan, but she did her best. She got a lot of things right: there are few things Japan loves more than tea, Pocky, and sakura.Ā 
Where do you draw the line for who isĀ ā€œallowedā€ to learn about Japan? If the girl were of Japanese descent, would that make it ok (even though her citizenship would be the same as the girl from the photo)? If one of the girlā€™s parents were from Japan, then would it be ok?Ā 
Are you only allowed to make pizza if you live in Italy? If youā€™re an Italian immigrant? How do we decide these things??
You canā€™t say you want to dismantle racism and then in the next breath make rules ā€“ based on race ā€“ for who people can wear, try, or eat, especially when the intent is obviously to have fun experiencing a culture (as opposed to having fun by making fun of a race or culture, like blackface does).Ā 
When you tell people they can only experience things ā€˜meant for their raceā€™, it totally smacks of segregation to me and I canā€™t stand it. As someone who (obviously) loves Japan, I say let people learn about it, let people experience it, let people appreciate it. You donā€™t have to know every single thing about a culture to enjoy it.



fucking people got owned is what, fuck i hate how people say you cant do shit when culture should be shared and is shared its how it grows and changes through fucking generations itS HOW YOU LEARN about the world and just fucking, tumblr fucking stupid like 70% of the dam time

this new light

Vintage post, sipping on it like fine wine.



I honestly love Japanese culture. It looks really peaceful and serene šŸ˜Š



I actually wanna live in Japan after I actually learn Japanese 



Do some research before you open your mouth folks. 

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The only reason that you have a problem with this is because that little
 girl is white and you know that it is acceptable on tumblr to crap all 
over white people. The only racist here is you.

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GO OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF YES

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Race: Japanese Tea Party
 Article from
 thegalagals
 Read it
 Throw a fun Japanese lea Party for
 that special little gal!
isa-ghost:
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jennaavh:

madmints:

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ginzers:

spoopy-roxxi:

ginzers:

spoopy-roxxi:

ginzers:

Teach children that this is not ok

Teach children that thereā€™s nothing wrong with this

Iā€™m really not understanding why you think cultural appropriation would be ok, unless you are assuming that the girl in the picture is part Japanese.

Yellow face yet sheā€™s using white makeup in the traditional style but okay.
Cultural appropriation isnā€™t a thing, hon. ā˜ŗļø Cultures should be shared by all means.

I disagree. The makeup is clearly reflective of traditional Geisha makeup which is yellowface and therefore racist. Furthermore, the girl is wearing a kimono, a garment that has for ages carried cultural significance. Assuming that she is white how can you think this is ok? And cultural appropriation isnā€™t a thing? What rock do you live under? I suggest you educate yourself on the differences between cultural appreciation and cultural appropriation.

I am japanese, in japan at this very moment. The only people who think culture shouldnt be shared are racists like you. 
A vast majority of Japanese people actually enjoy other people making an effort to spread and enjoy japanese culture, and encourage it. Many make businesses in deliberately taking pictures of people in kimono. A common omiage (gift) for foreigners from japanese people is traditional japanese things such as kimonos, tea seats, shisa dog statues, ect. 
And to top it off, basically 80 percent of japanese customs, traditions, and food, came from other countries. Japanese is an integration of different cultures, like america. Japan takes influences from places like korea, china, russia, and europe. If japan stuck to itself, there would be no tempura, japanese tea, tea ceremonies, kabuki, japanese bread, japanese curry, j- pop, anime, cars, or modern fishing techniques. The picture is not ā€œyellow faceā€ they are not making fun of asians. In fact, it looks like they put extra care and research into their work. 
The only reason that you have a problem with this is because that little girl is white and you know that it is acceptable on tumblr to crap all over white people. The only racist here is you.

Rekt

b t f o

Dang she got shut down.

Damn Iā€™ve never hit reblog so fast in my entire fucking life

Daaaaamn

Pew pew pew

I reblog this every time I see it

I live in Japan and Iā€™d like to back up this sentiment.Ā 
Recently a museum in Boston came under a lot of fire for allowing visitors to wear aĀ ā€˜kimonoā€™ (it was featuring a painting my Monet of a girl ā€“ a white girl ā€“ in a kimono, and the museum had replicas made that guests of ANY RACE could wear to mimic the painting, Pageant-of-the-Masters style). After protests and heated debate, the museum closed the event.
I was living in Japan at the time, and out of all the *actual* Japanese people I asked, not a single one was offended by the event. Rather, they were excited that people half a world away were showing interest in their culture, and were sad that visitors could no longer enjoy the event.
This party, though somewhat silly in application, is an attempt at experiencing and appreciating another culture. The mom who put this together is not an expert on Japan, but she did her best. She got a lot of things right: there are few things Japan loves more than tea, Pocky, and sakura.Ā 
Where do you draw the line for who isĀ ā€œallowedā€ to learn about Japan? If the girl were of Japanese descent, would that make it ok (even though her citizenship would be the same as the girl from the photo)? If one of the girlā€™s parents were from Japan, then would it be ok?Ā 
Are you only allowed to make pizza if you live in Italy? If youā€™re an Italian immigrant? How do we decide these things??
You canā€™t say you want to dismantle racism and then in the next breath make rules ā€“ based on race ā€“ for who people can wear, try, or eat, especially when the intent is obviously to have fun experiencing a culture (as opposed to having fun by making fun of a race or culture, like blackface does).Ā 
When you tell people they can only experience things ā€˜meant for their raceā€™, it totally smacks of segregation to me and I canā€™t stand it. As someone who (obviously) loves Japan, I say let people learn about it, let people experience it, let people appreciate it. You donā€™t have to know every single thing about a culture to enjoy it.



fucking people got owned is what, fuck i hate how people say you cant do shit when culture should be shared and is shared its how it grows and changes through fucking generations itS HOW YOU LEARN about the world and just fucking, tumblr fucking stupid like 70% of the dam time

this new light

Vintage post, sipping on it like fine wine.



I honestly love Japanese culture. It looks really peaceful and serene šŸ˜Š



I actually wanna live in Japan after I actually learn Japanese 



Do some research before you open your mouth folks. 

ā€œ
The only reason that you have a problem with this is because that little
 girl is white and you know that it is acceptable on tumblr to crap all 
over white people. The only racist here is you.

ā€œ

GO OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF YES

                
            

            
            
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    Race: RECIPE
 FOR
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thejoanglebook:

thatsthat24:NEW ORIGINAL SONG: ā€œRecipe for Meā€ šŸŒø I am so incredibly proud of all the people who came together to make this song and video a reality. Itā€™s turned out to be one of favorites and I hope it will be one of yours too. Enjoy!!Ā https://youtu.be/qHOiIuJ_7Cs
LYRICS:There are shouters, and murmurersLoan sharks and burglarsWhoā€™s good or bad? Whoā€™s to say?Some are lost, some are searchersSome are givers, some are earnersBut why did they all end up that way?Is it nature at play, or is it nurture?Is the teacher to blame, or is the learner?Iā€™m all at seaIā€™m no authority on anything but meI couldnā€™t tell you why I am who Iā€™ve becomeBut I can tell you the parts that make me up, and you can calculate the sumIā€™ll impart to you what I believe would be the recipe for meWaterFirst things first, youā€™d need a great deal of water to make me60 liters is roughly what youā€™d needIt accounts for 65 percent of my beingAnd cellsMy bodyā€™s composed of trillions and trillions of cellsPerforming an assortment of missions, and Itā€™s important to mention that they house my DNAWhich makes me myselfThereā€™s an ebb and a flowI grow, then I see changesThere are rewrites, losses, gains, and rearrangementsItā€™s all much more uncertain than I thought it would beWho knew thereā€™d be so many ways to be me?StoriesAudience or presenter, add scores of stories over timeA slew of silly videos I shared onlineAnd journals full of narratives I wrote at age nineAnd still,Ā I continue to write because I have more dreams to fulfillTales I hoped to tell when I was youngerIdeas that I havenā€™t made yet, but I willIā€™ll find my way with my willThereā€™s an ebb and a flowI grow, then I make changesThere are rewrites, losses, gains, and rearrangementsIā€™m so much more uncertain than I thought I would beWho knew thereā€™d be so many ways to be me?EggsYou may laugh, and thatā€™s greatYour smiles are what make my dayMy self-worthā€™s fragile like an eggWhen it breaks itā€™s tough to put together againAnd saltA pinch of salt in my wounds when my friends have had enough of meIt doesnā€™t help that Iā€™m lacking subtlety when I drop hints that I crave their companyAloneā€¦Itā€™s hard to console myself when I feel so aloneI feel like I disappear, if I donā€™t shout ā€œIā€™m hereā€If I donā€™t make my presence knownAnd if people see me hereAnd find my face unclearCan I help them to see me better?I know I canā€™t foresee the weatherSo will they accept me now or ever?Who knows?I hope soā€¦But Iā€™m good enoughWhatever I face,Ā I can rest assured that better days awaitThe path to happiness isnā€™t a raceIā€™ll let my heart beat at its own paceSunshineHappy and bright, it nurtures the earth with itā€™s lightIts beaming smile helps buds to flowerIā€™ll take a dash of that for when friends feel sourAnd rainbowsA light shines through and every hue is on displaySave a pinch of that for a rainy dayAnd use it when the storm clouds go awayThereā€™s an ebb and a flowI grow, so I make changesThere are rewrites, losses, gains, and rearrangementsIā€™m so much more uncertain than I thought I would beBut I can see thereā€™s no wrong way to be meNow I see thereā€™s no wrong way to be meAnd I know putting this recipe to paper is unwiseAll of the ingredients are changing all the timeI know putting this recipe to paper is unwiseAll of the ingredients are changing all the timeChanging all the timeTheyā€™re changing all the timeChanging all the timeIā€™m changing all the time
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Race: RECIPE
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thejoanglebook:

thatsthat24:NEW ORIGINAL SONG: ā€œRecipe for Meā€ šŸŒø I am so incredibly proud of all the people who came together to make this song and video a reality. Itā€™s turned out to be one of favorites and I hope it will be one of yours too. Enjoy!!Ā https://youtu.be/qHOiIuJ_7Cs
LYRICS:There are shouters, and murmurersLoan sharks and burglarsWhoā€™s good or bad? Whoā€™s to say?Some are lost, some are searchersSome are givers, some are earnersBut why did they all end up that way?Is it nature at play, or is it nurture?Is the teacher to blame, or is the learner?Iā€™m all at seaIā€™m no authority on anything but meI couldnā€™t tell you why I am who Iā€™ve becomeBut I can tell you the parts that make me up, and you can calculate the sumIā€™ll impart to you what I believe would be the recipe for meWaterFirst things first, youā€™d need a great deal of water to make me60 liters is roughly what youā€™d needIt accounts for 65 percent of my beingAnd cellsMy bodyā€™s composed of trillions and trillions of cellsPerforming an assortment of missions, and Itā€™s important to mention that they house my DNAWhich makes me myselfThereā€™s an ebb and a flowI grow, then I see changesThere are rewrites, losses, gains, and rearrangementsItā€™s all much more uncertain than I thought it would beWho knew thereā€™d be so many ways to be me?StoriesAudience or presenter, add scores of stories over timeA slew of silly videos I shared onlineAnd journals full of narratives I wrote at age nineAnd still,Ā I continue to write because I have more dreams to fulfillTales I hoped to tell when I was youngerIdeas that I havenā€™t made yet, but I willIā€™ll find my way with my willThereā€™s an ebb and a flowI grow, then I make changesThere are rewrites, losses, gains, and rearrangementsIā€™m so much more uncertain than I thought I would beWho knew thereā€™d be so many ways to be me?EggsYou may laugh, and thatā€™s greatYour smiles are what make my dayMy self-worthā€™s fragile like an eggWhen it breaks itā€™s tough to put together againAnd saltA pinch of salt in my wounds when my friends have had enough of meIt doesnā€™t help that Iā€™m lacking subtlety when I drop hints that I crave their companyAloneā€¦Itā€™s hard to console myself when I feel so aloneI feel like I disappear, if I donā€™t shout ā€œIā€™m hereā€If I donā€™t make my presence knownAnd if people see me hereAnd find my face unclearCan I help them to see me better?I know I canā€™t foresee the weatherSo will they accept me now or ever?Who knows?I hope soā€¦But Iā€™m good enoughWhatever I face,Ā I can rest assured that better days awaitThe path to happiness isnā€™t a raceIā€™ll let my heart beat at its own paceSunshineHappy and bright, it nurtures the earth with itā€™s lightIts beaming smile helps buds to flowerIā€™ll take a dash of that for when friends feel sourAnd rainbowsA light shines through and every hue is on displaySave a pinch of that for a rainy dayAnd use it when the storm clouds go awayThereā€™s an ebb and a flowI grow, so I make changesThere are rewrites, losses, gains, and rearrangementsIā€™m so much more uncertain than I thought I would beBut I can see thereā€™s no wrong way to be meNow I see thereā€™s no wrong way to be meAnd I know putting this recipe to paper is unwiseAll of the ingredients are changing all the timeI know putting this recipe to paper is unwiseAll of the ingredients are changing all the timeChanging all the timeTheyā€™re changing all the timeChanging all the timeIā€™m changing all the time
                
            

            
            
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    Race: Here's a prime example of "Men Are
 From Mars, Women Are From Venus"
 offered by an English professor from
 the University of Phoenix:
 The professor told his class one day: Today we will ex-
 periment with a new form called the tandem story
 The process is simple. Each person will pair off with the
 person sitting to his or her immediate right. As home-
 work tonight, one of you will write the first paragraph
 of a short story. You will e-mail your partner that para-
 graph and send another copy to me. The partner will
 read the first paragraph and then add another para-
 graph to the story and send it back, also sending an-
 other copy to me. The first person will then add a third
 paragraph, and so on back-and-forth.
 Remember to re-read what has been written each time
 in order to keep the story coherent. There is to be ab-
 solutely NO talking outside of the e-mails and any-
 thing you wish to say must be written in the e-mail.
 The story is over when both agree a con-
 clusion has been reached."
 The following was actually turned in by two of his
 English students:
 Rebecca and Gary
 THE STORY:
 (first paragraph by Rebecca)
 At first, Laurie couldn't decide which kind of tea
 she wanted. The chamomile, which used to be her
 favorite for lazy evenings at home, now reminded
 her too much of Carl, who once said, in happier
 times, that he liked chamomile.
 But she felt she must now, at all costs, keep her
 mind off Carl. His possessiveness was suffocating,
 and if she thought about him too much her asthma
 started acting up again. So chamomile was out of
 the
 second paragraph by Gary)
 Meanwhile, Advance Sergeant Carl Harris, leader of
 the attack squadron now in orbit over Skylon 4,
 had more important things to think about than the
 neuroses of an air-headed asthmatic bimbo named
 Laurie with whom he had spent one sweaty night
 over a year ago. "A.S. Harris to Geostation 17," he
 said into his transgalactic communicator. " Polar
 orbit established. No sign of resistance so far..." But
 before he could sign off a bluish particle beam
 flashed out of nowhere and blasted a hole through
 his ship's cargo bay. The jolt from the direct hit sent
 him flying out of his seat and across the ####pit.
 (Rebecca)
 He bumped his head and died almost immediately,
 but not before he felt one last pang of regret for
 psychically brutalizing the one woman who had
 ever had feelings for him. Soon afterwards, Earth
 stopped its pointless hostilities towards the peace
 ful farmers of Skylon 4. "Congress Passes Law Per-
 manently Abolishing War and Space Travel," Laurie
 read in her newspaper one morning. The news si-
 multaneously excited her and bored her. She
 stared out the window, dreaming of her youth,
 when the days had passed unhurriedly and care-
 free, with no newspaper to read, no television to
 distract her from her sense of innocent wonder at
 all the beautiful things around
 her. "Why must one
 lose one's innocence to become a woman?" she
 pondered wistfully
 Gary)
 Little did she know, but she had less than 10 sec-
 onds to live. Thousands of miles above the city, the
 Anu'udrian mothership launched the first of its
 lithium fusion missiles. The dimwitted wimpy
 peaceniks who pushed the Unilateral Aerospace
 disarmament Treaty through the congress had left
 Earth a defenseless target for the hostile alien em-
 pires who were determined to destroy the human
 race. Within two hours after the passage of the
 treaty the Anu'udrian ships were on course for
 Earth, carrying enough firepower to pulverize the
 With no one to stop them, they swiftly initiated
 their diabolical plan. The lithium fusion missile en-
 tered the atmosphere unimpeded. The President,
 in his top-secret mobile submarine headquarters
 on the ocean floor off the coast of Guam, felt the
 inconceivably massive explosion, which vaporized
 poor, stupid Laurie.
 (Rebecca)
 This is absurd. I refuse to continue this mockery of
 literature. My writing partner is a violent, chauvin-
 istic semi-literate adolescent.
 Gary)
 Yeah? Well, my writing partner is a self-centered
 tedious neurotic whose attempts at writing are the
 literary equivalent of Valium. Oh, shall I have
 chamomile tea? Or shall I have some other sort of
 F-KING TEA??? Oh no, what am I to do? I'm such an
 air headed bimbo who reads too many Danielle
 Steele novels!"
 Gary)
 B*tch.
 (Rebecca)
 F K YOU-YOU NEANDERTHALI
 In your dreams, Ho. Go drink some tea.
 A+
 Ireally liked this one.
epicjohndoe:

A Very Good Example Of ā€˜Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venusā€™
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Race: Here's a prime example of "Men Are
 From Mars, Women Are From Venus"
 offered by an English professor from
 the University of Phoenix:
 The professor told his class one day: Today we will ex-
 periment with a new form called the tandem story
 The process is simple. Each person will pair off with the
 person sitting to his or her immediate right. As home-
 work tonight, one of you will write the first paragraph
 of a short story. You will e-mail your partner that para-
 graph and send another copy to me. The partner will
 read the first paragraph and then add another para-
 graph to the story and send it back, also sending an-
 other copy to me. The first person will then add a third
 paragraph, and so on back-and-forth.
 Remember to re-read what has been written each time
 in order to keep the story coherent. There is to be ab-
 solutely NO talking outside of the e-mails and any-
 thing you wish to say must be written in the e-mail.
 The story is over when both agree a con-
 clusion has been reached."
 The following was actually turned in by two of his
 English students:
 Rebecca and Gary
 THE STORY:
 (first paragraph by Rebecca)
 At first, Laurie couldn't decide which kind of tea
 she wanted. The chamomile, which used to be her
 favorite for lazy evenings at home, now reminded
 her too much of Carl, who once said, in happier
 times, that he liked chamomile.
 But she felt she must now, at all costs, keep her
 mind off Carl. His possessiveness was suffocating,
 and if she thought about him too much her asthma
 started acting up again. So chamomile was out of
 the
 second paragraph by Gary)
 Meanwhile, Advance Sergeant Carl Harris, leader of
 the attack squadron now in orbit over Skylon 4,
 had more important things to think about than the
 neuroses of an air-headed asthmatic bimbo named
 Laurie with whom he had spent one sweaty night
 over a year ago. "A.S. Harris to Geostation 17," he
 said into his transgalactic communicator. " Polar
 orbit established. No sign of resistance so far..." But
 before he could sign off a bluish particle beam
 flashed out of nowhere and blasted a hole through
 his ship's cargo bay. The jolt from the direct hit sent
 him flying out of his seat and across the ####pit.
 (Rebecca)
 He bumped his head and died almost immediately,
 but not before he felt one last pang of regret for
 psychically brutalizing the one woman who had
 ever had feelings for him. Soon afterwards, Earth
 stopped its pointless hostilities towards the peace
 ful farmers of Skylon 4. "Congress Passes Law Per-
 manently Abolishing War and Space Travel," Laurie
 read in her newspaper one morning. The news si-
 multaneously excited her and bored her. She
 stared out the window, dreaming of her youth,
 when the days had passed unhurriedly and care-
 free, with no newspaper to read, no television to
 distract her from her sense of innocent wonder at
 all the beautiful things around
 her. "Why must one
 lose one's innocence to become a woman?" she
 pondered wistfully
 Gary)
 Little did she know, but she had less than 10 sec-
 onds to live. Thousands of miles above the city, the
 Anu'udrian mothership launched the first of its
 lithium fusion missiles. The dimwitted wimpy
 peaceniks who pushed the Unilateral Aerospace
 disarmament Treaty through the congress had left
 Earth a defenseless target for the hostile alien em-
 pires who were determined to destroy the human
 race. Within two hours after the passage of the
 treaty the Anu'udrian ships were on course for
 Earth, carrying enough firepower to pulverize the
 With no one to stop them, they swiftly initiated
 their diabolical plan. The lithium fusion missile en-
 tered the atmosphere unimpeded. The President,
 in his top-secret mobile submarine headquarters
 on the ocean floor off the coast of Guam, felt the
 inconceivably massive explosion, which vaporized
 poor, stupid Laurie.
 (Rebecca)
 This is absurd. I refuse to continue this mockery of
 literature. My writing partner is a violent, chauvin-
 istic semi-literate adolescent.
 Gary)
 Yeah? Well, my writing partner is a self-centered
 tedious neurotic whose attempts at writing are the
 literary equivalent of Valium. Oh, shall I have
 chamomile tea? Or shall I have some other sort of
 F-KING TEA??? Oh no, what am I to do? I'm such an
 air headed bimbo who reads too many Danielle
 Steele novels!"
 Gary)
 B*tch.
 (Rebecca)
 F K YOU-YOU NEANDERTHALI
 In your dreams, Ho. Go drink some tea.
 A+
 Ireally liked this one.
epicjohndoe:

A Very Good Example Of ā€˜Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venusā€™
                
            

            
            
epicjohndoe:

A Very Good Example Of ā€˜Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venusā€™