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ramen noodle: geekandmisandry My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me "don't worry, it's getting better" in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man. "Why are you American?" l asked, to which Igot: "Sorry, it's getting better" in a stereotypical posh English accent. "Why are you English?" I asked, amused. "What is he normally?" He managed to ask. "He? You're not anyone else, you're you." "Ugh, me" was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep. neverblogidly Bitch just thwarted a ghost possession by judging his accents AldenRants 26-50 @burnt_ramen_noodle asked me to RANT ABOUT PEOPLE WHO DELIBERATELY BURN THEIR MARSHMALLOWS ON SMORES! So, you guys mayyy have noticed I just recently did a rant about marshmallows and you mayyy ask yourselves "Why would Alden do two rants so closely related?" But I can assure you that this topic is an entirely different epidemic on its own. NEVER IN YOUR LIFE WILL YOU HEAR SOMEONE SAY "I like them better burnt teehee" WITHOUT THEM REFERRING TO MARSHMALLOWS. BECAUSE THANK THE LORD, WE'VE ALL AGREED AS A UNIFIED SPECIE TO FORBID BURNT FOODS AS CONSIDERABLY EDIBLE. EXCEPT THESE SPECIAL LITTLE ASHFLAKES WHO ARE UNDER THE DELUSION THAT TURNING THEIR FLUFFY SUGARY TREATS INTO HARDENED CLUMPS OF SATAN TOES IS EVEN ETHICAL LET ALONE FINE TO EAT!!! Why do you charcoal munchers do it? Are you just that impatient that you can't spend the extra 30 seconds of toasting your mallow to treat yourself to a warm, crispy, perfectly golden mallow; so you end up resorting to a deformed smoky lump of mallow that could be used to kill Goliath because you think, "I just don't deserve any better..."??? WELL GROW UP. LEARN TO BE PATIENT. AND BY GOLLY, LEARN TO LOVE YOURSELF BECAUSE YOUR BURNT MARSHMALLOWS ArE hArShiNg mY MeLLow!!1!1!
ramen noodle: geekandmisandry
 My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me "don't worry, it's
 getting better" in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian
 man.
 "Why are you American?" l asked, to which Igot:
 "Sorry, it's getting better" in a stereotypical posh English accent.
 "Why are you English?" I asked, amused.
 "What is he normally?" He managed to ask.
 "He? You're not anyone else, you're you."
 "Ugh, me" was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he
 fell back into proper sleep.
 neverblogidly
 Bitch just thwarted a ghost possession by judging his accents
AldenRants 26-50 @burnt_ramen_noodle asked me to RANT ABOUT PEOPLE WHO DELIBERATELY BURN THEIR MARSHMALLOWS ON SMORES! So, you guys mayyy have noticed I just recently did a rant about marshmallows and you mayyy ask yourselves "Why would Alden do two rants so closely related?" But I can assure you that this topic is an entirely different epidemic on its own. NEVER IN YOUR LIFE WILL YOU HEAR SOMEONE SAY "I like them better burnt teehee" WITHOUT THEM REFERRING TO MARSHMALLOWS. BECAUSE THANK THE LORD, WE'VE ALL AGREED AS A UNIFIED SPECIE TO FORBID BURNT FOODS AS CONSIDERABLY EDIBLE. EXCEPT THESE SPECIAL LITTLE ASHFLAKES WHO ARE UNDER THE DELUSION THAT TURNING THEIR FLUFFY SUGARY TREATS INTO HARDENED CLUMPS OF SATAN TOES IS EVEN ETHICAL LET ALONE FINE TO EAT!!! Why do you charcoal munchers do it? Are you just that impatient that you can't spend the extra 30 seconds of toasting your mallow to treat yourself to a warm, crispy, perfectly golden mallow; so you end up resorting to a deformed smoky lump of mallow that could be used to kill Goliath because you think, "I just don't deserve any better..."??? WELL GROW UP. LEARN TO BE PATIENT. AND BY GOLLY, LEARN TO LOVE YOURSELF BECAUSE YOUR BURNT MARSHMALLOWS ArE hArShiNg mY MeLLow!!1!1!

AldenRants 26-50 @burnt_ramen_noodle asked me to RANT ABOUT PEOPLE WHO DELIBERATELY BURN THEIR MARSHMALLOWS ON SMORES! So, you guys mayyy...

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