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Baby Daddy, Bae, and Bless Up: Fast hungry boy
@DrSmashlove
Me, after catching a whiff of pizza š¤¤š [Editorās Note: been seeing a lot of people posting the meme where Little Caesarās using DiJiorno pizza. Look. Lemme me clear as HECC. Lil Skeezers is bae. Lil Skeezer will always be bae. Iām loyal. That double pizza joint for a big a$$ Family where we had hella kids boy we had to eat! If a place give u two pizzas and the place next door give u only one (1) and u got mouths to feed whatchu gon do? Lil Skeezer could serve me a piece of WONDER white bread with ketchup squirted on it and a small sprinkle of mozzarella and I would bite into it and shed a single tear because thatās my childhood bro. Iām eating hand crafted real Italian pizza at Bonci in Chicago now (both West Side location AND bucktown location boy u catch me at either - eating a mozzarella di bufalla joint with a fizzy Italian lemonade on deck EARLY *Philly freeway voice* š. But regardless of what pizza heights I reach by the Grace of God imma always love Skeezers itās like when u see a celebrity date another fancy celebrity but then go back to they baby mama or baby daddy THATāS HOW WE BUILT, SOMETIME ITāS HARD TO MOVE ON BC IT FEEL LIKE HOME, THAT FAMILIARITY IS COMFORTING. I KNOW I TOOK THIS WAY TOO FAR BUT THERE U GO, BLESS UP ššā¤ļø]
![Baby Daddy, Bae, and Bless Up: Fast hungry boy
@DrSmashlove
Me, after catching a whiff of pizza š¤¤š [Editorās Note: been seeing a lot of people posting the meme where Little Caesarās using DiJiorno pizza. Look. Lemme me clear as HECC. Lil Skeezers is bae. Lil Skeezer will always be bae. Iām loyal. That double pizza joint for a big a$$ Family where we had hella kids boy we had to eat! If a place give u two pizzas and the place next door give u only one (1) and u got mouths to feed whatchu gon do? Lil Skeezer could serve me a piece of WONDER white bread with ketchup squirted on it and a small sprinkle of mozzarella and I would bite into it and shed a single tear because thatās my childhood bro. Iām eating hand crafted real Italian pizza at Bonci in Chicago now (both West Side location AND bucktown location boy u catch me at either - eating a mozzarella di bufalla joint with a fizzy Italian lemonade on deck EARLY *Philly freeway voice* š. But regardless of what pizza heights I reach by the Grace of God imma always love Skeezers itās like when u see a celebrity date another fancy celebrity but then go back to they baby mama or baby daddy THATāS HOW WE BUILT, SOMETIME ITāS HARD TO MOVE ON BC IT FEEL LIKE HOME, THAT FAMILIARITY IS COMFORTING. I KNOW I TOOK THIS WAY TOO FAR BUT THERE U GO, BLESS UP ššā¤ļø]](https://pics.onsizzle.com/fast-hungry-boy-drsmashlove-me-after-catching-a-whiff-of-36775448.png)
![Baby Daddy, Bae, and Bless Up: Fast hungry boy
@DrSmashlove
Me, after catching a whiff of pizza š¤¤š [Editorās Note: been seeing a lot of people posting the meme where Little Caesarās using DiJiorno pizza. Look. Lemme me clear as HECC. Lil Skeezers is bae. Lil Skeezer will always be bae. Iām loyal. That double pizza joint for a big a$$ Family where we had hella kids boy we had to eat! If a place give u two pizzas and the place next door give u only one (1) and u got mouths to feed whatchu gon do? Lil Skeezer could serve me a piece of WONDER white bread with ketchup squirted on it and a small sprinkle of mozzarella and I would bite into it and shed a single tear because thatās my childhood bro. Iām eating hand crafted real Italian pizza at Bonci in Chicago now (both West Side location AND bucktown location boy u catch me at either - eating a mozzarella di bufalla joint with a fizzy Italian lemonade on deck EARLY *Philly freeway voice* š. But regardless of what pizza heights I reach by the Grace of God imma always love Skeezers itās like when u see a celebrity date another fancy celebrity but then go back to they baby mama or baby daddy THATāS HOW WE BUILT, SOMETIME ITāS HARD TO MOVE ON BC IT FEEL LIKE HOME, THAT FAMILIARITY IS COMFORTING. I KNOW I TOOK THIS WAY TOO FAR BUT THERE U GO, BLESS UP ššā¤ļø]]()
Me, after catching a whiff of pizza š¤¤š [Editorās Note: been seeing a lot of people posting the meme where Little Caesarās using DiJiorno piz...
Dank, Girls, and The Game: #IamBrettKavanaugh
Let me explain. A few nights back, at bedtime, as we were ushering the girls upstairs, I leaned in to give my two-year-old daughter a snuggle. She pulled away. We do this sometimes; itās our little game. So, playing my part, I feigned an indignant, overly-dramatic offense, which made her giggle. We were playing, of course, so naturally I leaned in again for my second attempt. Same pull-away. Same feigned offense. Same giggle.
On the third round, she began to lose interest in the game, and instead reached for her binky. I, being in possession of said binky, having just rinsed it off, held it up, just out of reach.
A bargaining chip.
It only took a split second. My wife and I exchanged an identical look of instant recognition. In that moment, I knew. I actually felt it, deeply and personally. I have always empathized, or at least tried to, but now I understood.
And it sickened me. And scared me.
Because how can you be part of the solution when you donāt even realize youāre still part of the problem?
Because the sense of entitlement is ingrained to the point of instinct.
Because we judge ourselves based on our intentions but judge others based on their actions.
And because the underlying danger isnāt reserved only for the risk of an overt assault, but in the fact that oneās intentions and actions can be completely incongruous without even realizing it.
Were my intentions in the little scene I described anything but those of a loving father? Of course not.
Did my actions equate in their severity to those of someone who forces himself on women? No.
Will it be easy for some reading this post to view it as overreaction or dismiss it as liberal brainwashing? Highly likely.
But the simple fact here is that even at the age of two, my little girl is learning what it means to be female.
Sheās learning that her affection has value and that withholding it can have consequences.
That her consent, if not offered outright, will likely be subjected to coercion.
That there is a path of least resistance.
In recent days, I, like many, have struggled to reconcile the moment we are in, and to see a path forward. Iāve been enraged. Outraged. Incredulous. Helpless. Depressed. Angry.
But now I am resolute.
The change we need wonāt *begin* with elected officials or judicial appointments. It will begin with each and every one of us taking a good hard look in the mirror; in our own individual ability to acknowledge our flaws and to be mindful of them in the behavior we model moving forward.
It begins by raising our sons to own their actions with humility.
It begins by raising our daughters to own their power without apology.
It begins by no longer tolerating a look-the-other-way culture of hypocrisy and calling out those who do loudly, publicly and relentlessly until they are shamed into self-reflection or out of positions of influence.
It begins right now.
(via Marc Giannettino)
![Dank, Girls, and The Game: #IamBrettKavanaugh
Let me explain. A few nights back, at bedtime, as we were ushering the girls upstairs, I leaned in to give my two-year-old daughter a snuggle. She pulled away. We do this sometimes; itās our little game. So, playing my part, I feigned an indignant, overly-dramatic offense, which made her giggle. We were playing, of course, so naturally I leaned in again for my second attempt. Same pull-away. Same feigned offense. Same giggle.
On the third round, she began to lose interest in the game, and instead reached for her binky. I, being in possession of said binky, having just rinsed it off, held it up, just out of reach.
A bargaining chip.
It only took a split second. My wife and I exchanged an identical look of instant recognition. In that moment, I knew. I actually felt it, deeply and personally. I have always empathized, or at least tried to, but now I understood.
And it sickened me. And scared me.
Because how can you be part of the solution when you donāt even realize youāre still part of the problem?
Because the sense of entitlement is ingrained to the point of instinct.
Because we judge ourselves based on our intentions but judge others based on their actions.
And because the underlying danger isnāt reserved only for the risk of an overt assault, but in the fact that oneās intentions and actions can be completely incongruous without even realizing it.
Were my intentions in the little scene I described anything but those of a loving father? Of course not.
Did my actions equate in their severity to those of someone who forces himself on women? No.
Will it be easy for some reading this post to view it as overreaction or dismiss it as liberal brainwashing? Highly likely.
But the simple fact here is that even at the age of two, my little girl is learning what it means to be female.
Sheās learning that her affection has value and that withholding it can have consequences.
That her consent, if not offered outright, will likely be subjected to coercion.
That there is a path of least resistance.
In recent days, I, like many, have struggled to reconcile the moment we are in, and to see a path forward. Iāve been enraged. Outraged. Incredulous. Helpless. Depressed. Angry.
But now I am resolute.
The change we need wonāt *begin* with elected officials or judicial appointments. It will begin with each and every one of us taking a good hard look in the mirror; in our own individual ability to acknowledge our flaws and to be mindful of them in the behavior we model moving forward.
It begins by raising our sons to own their actions with humility.
It begins by raising our daughters to own their power without apology.
It begins by no longer tolerating a look-the-other-way culture of hypocrisy and calling out those who do loudly, publicly and relentlessly until they are shamed into self-reflection or out of positions of influence.
It begins right now.
(via Marc Giannettino)]()
#IamBrettKavanaugh Let me explain. A few nights back, at bedtime, as we were ushering the girls upstairs, I leaned in to give my two-year-o...
Memes, News, and Canada: FOX
NEWS
US. AND CANADA REACH DEAL ON NAFTA
FOX NEWS ALERT
channe
NEWS ALERT: Canada and the U.S. have reached a deal that would update NAFTA and allow the agreement to remain a trilateral pact with Mexico, before the midnight deadline imposed by President @realdonaldtrump.
![Memes, News, and Canada: FOX
NEWS
US. AND CANADA REACH DEAL ON NAFTA
FOX NEWS ALERT
channe
NEWS ALERT: Canada and the U.S. have reached a deal that would update NAFTA and allow the agreement to remain a trilateral pact with Mexico, before the midnight deadline imposed by President @realdonaldtrump.]()
NEWS ALERT: Canada and the U.S. have reached a deal that would update NAFTA and allow the agreement to remain a trilateral pact with Mexico,...
Memes, Indonesia, and Tsunami: 7
AP Photo/Rifki
Indonesian men survey the damage following earthquakes and a tsunami in Palu, Central Sulawesi, Indonesia, Saturday, Sept. 29, 2018. The tsunami swept away buildings and killed a large number of people on the Indonesian island of Sulawesi, dumping victims caught in its relentless path across a devastated landscape that rescuers were struggling to reach Saturday, hindered by damaged roads and broken communications.
![Memes, Indonesia, and Tsunami: 7
AP Photo/Rifki
Indonesian men survey the damage following earthquakes and a tsunami in Palu, Central Sulawesi, Indonesia, Saturday, Sept. 29, 2018. The tsunami swept away buildings and killed a large number of people on the Indonesian island of Sulawesi, dumping victims caught in its relentless path across a devastated landscape that rescuers were struggling to reach Saturday, hindered by damaged roads and broken communications.]()
Indonesian men survey the damage following earthquakes and a tsunami in Palu, Central Sulawesi, Indonesia, Saturday, Sept. 29, 2018. The tsu...
America, Animals, and Memes: SCIENCE
RODENT CANCER STUDY
Sept 28 A new study of the world's largest
rodents, capybaras, could help in
developing cancer treatments.
A study of the worldās largest rodents found throughout South America, capybaras, has uncovered new information on the animalās growth system and anti-cancer mechanisms. Capybaras can reach 4.4 feet in length and weigh as much as 150 lbs. The rodentsā size has led the species to evolve and develop an immune system capable of destroying potentially cancerous cells. Other large animals have similar mechanisms including elephants. ___ The findings in the study by bioRxiv could help in developing anti-cancer treatments. ___ Photo: Frans Lanting
![America, Animals, and Memes: SCIENCE
RODENT CANCER STUDY
Sept 28 A new study of the world's largest
rodents, capybaras, could help in
developing cancer treatments.
A study of the worldās largest rodents found throughout South America, capybaras, has uncovered new information on the animalās growth system and anti-cancer mechanisms. Capybaras can reach 4.4 feet in length and weigh as much as 150 lbs. The rodentsā size has led the species to evolve and develop an immune system capable of destroying potentially cancerous cells. Other large animals have similar mechanisms including elephants. ___ The findings in the study by bioRxiv could help in developing anti-cancer treatments. ___ Photo: Frans Lanting]()
A study of the worldās largest rodents found throughout South America, capybaras, has uncovered new information on the animalās growth syste...
Memes, News, and Fox News: But there's a
whole bunch of
Trump voters
who we have
to open our
hearts to
and have to
understand
why they voted
the way they
did and try to
reach them.*
Jane Fonda
FOX
NEWS
Dave Bedrosian/Geisler-Fotopress/picture-alliance/dpa/AP Images
chan neI
In a podcast interview, Jane Fonda discussed her feelings on President Donald J. Trump. āHereās something, though, that I think is really important. I hate what he stands for, what he does, what he says. I donāt hate him.ā
![Memes, News, and Fox News: But there's a
whole bunch of
Trump voters
who we have
to open our
hearts to
and have to
understand
why they voted
the way they
did and try to
reach them.*
Jane Fonda
FOX
NEWS
Dave Bedrosian/Geisler-Fotopress/picture-alliance/dpa/AP Images
chan neI
In a podcast interview, Jane Fonda discussed her feelings on President Donald J. Trump. āHereās something, though, that I think is really important. I hate what he stands for, what he does, what he says. I donāt hate him.ā]()
In a podcast interview, Jane Fonda discussed her feelings on President Donald J. Trump. āHereās something, though, that I think is really im...
America, College, and Drinking: PART 2 OF 2
Hon. Brett M. Kavanaugh
U.S. NEWS
KAVANAUGH'S TESTIMONY
Sept 27 | Judge Brett Kavanaugh completec
his testimony in front of the Senate
Judiciary Committee following Dr. Christine
Blasey Ford's hearing.
Supreme Court nominee, Judge Brett Kavanaugh, completed his testimony before the Senate Judiciary Committee, following the testimony of Dr. Christine Blasey Ford. In Kavanaughās opening statement, he assured that he would not be intimidated. Kavanaugh said: - "You may defeat me in the final vote, but I will not quit. I have never sexually assaulted anyone." ____ When Kavanaugh was asked by Dianne Feinstein (D-Calif.) why he did not ask the FBI to investigate, the Supreme Court nominee said: - "The FBI doesnāt reach a conclusion. Itās an outrage that I was not allowed to come [before the committee] and immediately defend my name." ___ When asked about his history with drinking, specifically in high school and college, Kavanaugh repeatedly stated he never drank to the extent of āblacking out.ā ___ Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) said that Kavanaugh is as much of a victim as Dr. Blasey Ford, describing the hearing as āthe most unethical sham since Iāve been in politics." ___ Brett Kavanaugh stated that he has not taken a polygraph test yet, but will if asked. ___ Minutes after the hearing ended, President Trump tweeted: - āJudge Kavanaugh showed America exactly why I nominated him. His testimony was powerful, honest, and riveting. Democratsā search and destroy strategy is disgraceful and this process has been a total sham and effort to delay, obstruct, and resist. The Senate must vote!ā ___ Photo: Gabriella Demczuk for The New York Times
![America, College, and Drinking: PART 2 OF 2
Hon. Brett M. Kavanaugh
U.S. NEWS
KAVANAUGH'S TESTIMONY
Sept 27 | Judge Brett Kavanaugh completec
his testimony in front of the Senate
Judiciary Committee following Dr. Christine
Blasey Ford's hearing.
Supreme Court nominee, Judge Brett Kavanaugh, completed his testimony before the Senate Judiciary Committee, following the testimony of Dr. Christine Blasey Ford. In Kavanaughās opening statement, he assured that he would not be intimidated. Kavanaugh said: - "You may defeat me in the final vote, but I will not quit. I have never sexually assaulted anyone." ____ When Kavanaugh was asked by Dianne Feinstein (D-Calif.) why he did not ask the FBI to investigate, the Supreme Court nominee said: - "The FBI doesnāt reach a conclusion. Itās an outrage that I was not allowed to come [before the committee] and immediately defend my name." ___ When asked about his history with drinking, specifically in high school and college, Kavanaugh repeatedly stated he never drank to the extent of āblacking out.ā ___ Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) said that Kavanaugh is as much of a victim as Dr. Blasey Ford, describing the hearing as āthe most unethical sham since Iāve been in politics." ___ Brett Kavanaugh stated that he has not taken a polygraph test yet, but will if asked. ___ Minutes after the hearing ended, President Trump tweeted: - āJudge Kavanaugh showed America exactly why I nominated him. His testimony was powerful, honest, and riveting. Democratsā search and destroy strategy is disgraceful and this process has been a total sham and effort to delay, obstruct, and resist. The Senate must vote!ā ___ Photo: Gabriella Demczuk for The New York Times](https://pics.onsizzle.com/part-2-of-2-hon-brett-m-kavanaugh-u-s-news-36588879.png)
![America, College, and Drinking: PART 2 OF 2
Hon. Brett M. Kavanaugh
U.S. NEWS
KAVANAUGH'S TESTIMONY
Sept 27 | Judge Brett Kavanaugh completec
his testimony in front of the Senate
Judiciary Committee following Dr. Christine
Blasey Ford's hearing.
Supreme Court nominee, Judge Brett Kavanaugh, completed his testimony before the Senate Judiciary Committee, following the testimony of Dr. Christine Blasey Ford. In Kavanaughās opening statement, he assured that he would not be intimidated. Kavanaugh said: - "You may defeat me in the final vote, but I will not quit. I have never sexually assaulted anyone." ____ When Kavanaugh was asked by Dianne Feinstein (D-Calif.) why he did not ask the FBI to investigate, the Supreme Court nominee said: - "The FBI doesnāt reach a conclusion. Itās an outrage that I was not allowed to come [before the committee] and immediately defend my name." ___ When asked about his history with drinking, specifically in high school and college, Kavanaugh repeatedly stated he never drank to the extent of āblacking out.ā ___ Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) said that Kavanaugh is as much of a victim as Dr. Blasey Ford, describing the hearing as āthe most unethical sham since Iāve been in politics." ___ Brett Kavanaugh stated that he has not taken a polygraph test yet, but will if asked. ___ Minutes after the hearing ended, President Trump tweeted: - āJudge Kavanaugh showed America exactly why I nominated him. His testimony was powerful, honest, and riveting. Democratsā search and destroy strategy is disgraceful and this process has been a total sham and effort to delay, obstruct, and resist. The Senate must vote!ā ___ Photo: Gabriella Demczuk for The New York Times]()
Supreme Court nominee, Judge Brett Kavanaugh, completed his testimony before the Senate Judiciary Committee, following the testimony of Dr. ...
Family, Lazy, and Memes: The 'We are number one' episode of
LazyTown is rated 10/1o on imdb, but
doesn't show up on lists of highest
rated TV episodes, because the rating
has fewer than 10oo votes. Can we
change that please?
Lazy Town (2002-2016)
+ Robbie's Dream Team 10
You
U
30min Adventure, Comedy, Family Episode aired 3 October 2014
Season 4
Episode 12
Previous All Episodes (82)
Next>
Robbie hires three entertainer clones of himself to catch Sportacus,
but the clones don't have any previous villain work, so Robbie
teaches them how to be villains through a song that would...
See full summaryĀ»
Stars: MagnĆŗs Scheving, Chloe Lang, StefĆ”n Karl StefĆ”nsson
See full cast & crew Ā»
+ Add to Watchlist
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This is so sad can we reach 1000 10/10 via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2DmgQpA
![Family, Lazy, and Memes: The 'We are number one' episode of
LazyTown is rated 10/1o on imdb, but
doesn't show up on lists of highest
rated TV episodes, because the rating
has fewer than 10oo votes. Can we
change that please?
Lazy Town (2002-2016)
+ Robbie's Dream Team 10
You
U
30min Adventure, Comedy, Family Episode aired 3 October 2014
Season 4
Episode 12
Previous All Episodes (82)
Next>
Robbie hires three entertainer clones of himself to catch Sportacus,
but the clones don't have any previous villain work, so Robbie
teaches them how to be villains through a song that would...
See full summaryĀ»
Stars: MagnĆŗs Scheving, Chloe Lang, StefĆ”n Karl StefĆ”nsson
See full cast & crew Ā»
+ Add to Watchlist
Reviews
3 user
This is so sad can we reach 1000 10/10 via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2DmgQpA]()
This is so sad can we reach 1000 10/10 via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2DmgQpA
eBay, Facebook, and Instagram: When you block his phone, Instagram
Snapchat, Twitter, Facebook and Email
and doesn't he still doesn't reach out to
you via eBay:
š Follow @confessionsofablonde @confessionsofablonde @confessionsofablonde
![eBay, Facebook, and Instagram: When you block his phone, Instagram
Snapchat, Twitter, Facebook and Email
and doesn't he still doesn't reach out to
you via eBay:
š Follow @confessionsofablonde @confessionsofablonde @confessionsofablonde]()
š Follow @confessionsofablonde @confessionsofablonde @confessionsofablonde
J. Cole, Mac Miller, and Game: J. Cole @JColeNC 40m
This is a message for anybody in this
game that's going through something. If
you don't feel right, if you feel you have a
substance problem, if you need a ear to
vent to. If you uncomfortable talking to
people around you. Please reach out to
me
J. Cole @JColeNC 55m
Rest In Peace to the great soul Mac Miller
584
106K 226K
J. Cole @JColeNC 1h
Fuckkkkkk
1,106 34.5K
98.5K
J.Cole tweets about the passing of Mac Miller. š šÆ
![J. Cole, Mac Miller, and Game: J. Cole @JColeNC 40m
This is a message for anybody in this
game that's going through something. If
you don't feel right, if you feel you have a
substance problem, if you need a ear to
vent to. If you uncomfortable talking to
people around you. Please reach out to
me
J. Cole @JColeNC 55m
Rest In Peace to the great soul Mac Miller
584
106K 226K
J. Cole @JColeNC 1h
Fuckkkkkk
1,106 34.5K
98.5K
J.Cole tweets about the passing of Mac Miller. š šÆ]()
J.Cole tweets about the passing of Mac Miller. š šÆ
Fucking, Funny, and Yeah: his-quietus-make
l once took my kids to a local farm and we found
a lil goat with its horns stuck in a fence, just
sitting there kinda mournfully on the grass. We
tried to help it get free but it was stuck tight. We
petted it for a while and fed it some grass (as it
had lawnmowered a circle around itself as far as
it could reach), and then went back to the ticket
office to tell them it needed help, but before I'd
said more than: "There's a goat-" the guy cut me
off with a weary wave and said, "Yeah, we know.
Stuck in the fence. That's Brenda. She can get
herself out whenever she wants. She just likes
the attention."
Trolled by a fucking goat.
shenko
i'm fucking dying
"yeah that's brenda"
Source: uncannycookie
Brenda The Goat
![Fucking, Funny, and Yeah: his-quietus-make
l once took my kids to a local farm and we found
a lil goat with its horns stuck in a fence, just
sitting there kinda mournfully on the grass. We
tried to help it get free but it was stuck tight. We
petted it for a while and fed it some grass (as it
had lawnmowered a circle around itself as far as
it could reach), and then went back to the ticket
office to tell them it needed help, but before I'd
said more than: "There's a goat-" the guy cut me
off with a weary wave and said, "Yeah, we know.
Stuck in the fence. That's Brenda. She can get
herself out whenever she wants. She just likes
the attention."
Trolled by a fucking goat.
shenko
i'm fucking dying
"yeah that's brenda"
Source: uncannycookie
Brenda The Goat]()
Brenda The Goat
![Fresh, Reddit, and Shower: You avoided it at all costs. You showered three times a day.
You washed your hands and face after every meal
You stayed inside, away from the beating sun
and omnipresent moisture
You wormed away from every occasion
that involved a greasy meal. You couldn't stand it.
One day, you woke up in a bed that was oozing
You were relieved when you realized you didn't soil yourself.
You were horrified when you realized you were soaking
in a bed of your own sweat. You scrambled for the shower.
You ignored the split splat noises your feet made as you rushedc
You turned the faucet,
and let the refreshing water wash over you.
It wasn't enough. The grease was still in every pore and every
fold of your body. You grab the soap and start scrubbing.
And scrubbing. And scrubbing. It's surprisingly easy
Skin gives way to fat, which gives way to bone.
All the lard and cholesterol melts, slips between your fingers,
and disappears down the drain in a soapy slurry
But it isn't enough. You don't stop, even as the shower floor
gains a fresh coat of gunk.
It's on you. It's on you and it's staining you and it' s in you and
it is you and it won't come off. You start scraping, scraping,
trying to get it off. You reach deep inside. First, it's like trying
to peel bark off of a tree. Then, it feels like grating a block of wax.
Finally, it starts melting under the torrent of shower water.
Curdles of osseous matter drift down into the floor and into the
flood. Every last bit of you disappears into the drain
Finally, you're clean
[Src]](https://pics.onsizzle.com/you-avoided-it-at-all-costs-you-showered-three-times-35947815.png)
Dank, Been, and š¤: Newsflare
LAD
BIBL E
I think 'm a little bit tired...
When it's been a long, long week and you finally reach breaking point š
![Dank, Been, and š¤: Newsflare
LAD
BIBL E
I think 'm a little bit tired...
When it's been a long, long week and you finally reach breaking point š]()
When it's been a long, long week and you finally reach breaking point š
![Complex, Confused, and Reddit: Which Real Are You?
Lawful Positive
Neutral PositiveChaotic Positive
Always been described as heavenly, From the north to northern north, Sweet, crisp, crunch, and dun;
you're kind but kinda lofty.
you may be cold but you're
you know how to have fun.
bold
1 cma
h 3 cm
g 5 cm
Lawful Neutral
Having had always been confused
with a mermaid, you're orderly,
responsible and staid.
True Neutral
From trees to more trees,
you're everything an eye
can seize.
Chaotic Neutral
Complex and hard to understand,
you're the next big thing if people
finally understand you're not dada!
Lawful Negative
Neutral NegativeChaotic Negative
You hold a mighty reach,
You'd been always humiliated for
Mourning all day long, wearing all
colors sombre, you were acting sad
all along
for a thing that doesn't exist. existing in only a physical plane, as you are
authoritative, assertive but humane
You can bewitch those that
persist.
[Src]](https://pics.onsizzle.com/which-real-are-you-lawful-positive-neutral-positivechaotic-positive-always-35859214.png)
