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Chief Keef, Fetty Wap, and Future: ou ALLAGES I ROLLINGLOUD.COM 11-13, 2018 | HARD ROCK STADIUM I MIAMI GARDENS J. COLE LIL UZI VERT+ N.E.R.D-YOUNG THUG-TORY LANE2+ Russ-THE DIPLOMATS AŞAP FERG. PLAYBOI CARTI YOUNG DOLPH. CURRENŞY. JADEN SMITH BIG K.R.I.T YOUNGBOY NEVER BROKE AGAIN . JUVENILE . DREEZY . SMINO . BAS . CASANOVA . COZZ NIGHT LOVELL . YUNG SIMMIE-RICO NASTY . KING COMBS-KILL-CRAIG XEN-KID TRUNKS KEMBA LUTE.SWOOSH ALEX D. NATE DAE TRAVIS SCOTT MIGOS WIZ KHALIFA . CARDI B·GUCCI MANE-KEVIN GATES . LIL PUMP NAV . METRO BOOMIH-FETTY WAP . TRIPPIE REDD-CHIEF KEEF-RICH THE KID-BELLY LILXAN TRICK DADDY & TRINA FAMOUS DEX LIL SKIES SMOKEPURPP WIFISFUNERAL. J.I.D PRINCESS NOKIA MAXO KREAM LIL BABY . SAHBABII . PREME-HOODRICH PABLO JUAN YUNG BANs-MOLLY BRAZY . CUBAN DOLL SMOOKY MARGI ELAA+ 0MEN·CHXPo-BALL GREEZY CORNERBOY P JACK HARLOW LARRY LEAGUE MARTY GRIMES SWAGHOLLYWO0D BIG BABY SCUMBAG DANNY TOWERS WOOP BRI STEVES JOHNNY OZ.VOCAINE + FUTURE POST MALONE> LIL WAYNE-21 SAVAGE-RICK ROSS·JUICY J . LIL YACHTY -ACTION BRONSON-ROY WOOD$ . SKI MASK THE SLUMP GOD-MACHINE GUN KELLY . $UICIDEBOY$ 트 POUYA UGLY GOD YBN NAHMIR FAT NICK CUPCAKKE YUNG LEAN YUNG PINCH SOB X RBE GUNNA INJURY RESERVE EARTHGANG ROBB BANKS DON TRIP & STARLITO. SKOOLY SHORELINE MAFIA . SAWEETIE-BLOCBOY JB+ 03 GREED0-BALI BABY-KODIE SHANE-INDIGOCHILDRICK WOLFTYLA TYLA YAWEH CASSOW LIL GNAR CUZ LIGHTYEAR 1WAYFRANK THUTMOSE FAMOUS KID BRICK CMULA E MONEY ONE 11 What do y’all think of RollingLoud’s lineup in Miami this year? 😳🤔 @RollingLoud WSHH
Chief Keef, Fetty Wap, and Future: ou
 ALLAGES I ROLLINGLOUD.COM
 11-13, 2018 | HARD ROCK STADIUM I MIAMI GARDENS
 J. COLE
 LIL UZI VERT+ N.E.R.D-YOUNG THUG-TORY LANE2+ Russ-THE DIPLOMATS
 AŞAP FERG. PLAYBOI CARTI YOUNG DOLPH. CURRENŞY. JADEN SMITH BIG K.R.I.T
 YOUNGBOY NEVER BROKE AGAIN . JUVENILE . DREEZY . SMINO . BAS . CASANOVA . COZZ
 NIGHT LOVELL . YUNG SIMMIE-RICO NASTY . KING COMBS-KILL-CRAIG XEN-KID TRUNKS
 KEMBA LUTE.SWOOSH ALEX D. NATE DAE
 TRAVIS SCOTT
 MIGOS
 WIZ KHALIFA . CARDI B·GUCCI MANE-KEVIN GATES . LIL PUMP
 NAV . METRO BOOMIH-FETTY WAP . TRIPPIE REDD-CHIEF KEEF-RICH THE KID-BELLY
 LILXAN TRICK DADDY & TRINA FAMOUS DEX LIL SKIES SMOKEPURPP WIFISFUNERAL. J.I.D
 PRINCESS NOKIA MAXO KREAM LIL BABY . SAHBABII . PREME-HOODRICH PABLO JUAN
 YUNG BANs-MOLLY BRAZY . CUBAN DOLL SMOOKY MARGI ELAA+ 0MEN·CHXPo-BALL GREEZY
 CORNERBOY P JACK HARLOW LARRY LEAGUE MARTY GRIMES SWAGHOLLYWO0D
 BIG BABY SCUMBAG DANNY TOWERS WOOP BRI STEVES JOHNNY OZ.VOCAINE
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 POST MALONE> LIL WAYNE-21 SAVAGE-RICK ROSS·JUICY J . LIL YACHTY
 -ACTION BRONSON-ROY WOOD$ . SKI MASK THE SLUMP GOD-MACHINE GUN KELLY . $UICIDEBOY$
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 POUYA UGLY GOD YBN NAHMIR FAT NICK CUPCAKKE YUNG LEAN YUNG PINCH SOB X RBE
 GUNNA INJURY RESERVE EARTHGANG ROBB BANKS DON TRIP & STARLITO. SKOOLY
 SHORELINE MAFIA . SAWEETIE-BLOCBOY JB+ 03 GREED0-BALI BABY-KODIE SHANE-INDIGOCHILDRICK
 WOLFTYLA TYLA YAWEH CASSOW LIL GNAR CUZ LIGHTYEAR 1WAYFRANK THUTMOSE
 FAMOUS KID BRICK CMULA E MONEY ONE 11
What do y’all think of RollingLoud’s lineup in Miami this year? 😳🤔 @RollingLoud WSHH

What do y’all think of RollingLoud’s lineup in Miami this year? 😳🤔 @RollingLoud WSHH

Beard, Bless Up, and Cookies: u/mr oberts 16d i.redd.it My wife does wedding flowers and occasionally gets to make flower collars for dogs. Here is Donna helping out by modeling @DrSmashlove Today I have reached the high point of my career, bruv. No I did not get a promotion. Nor did I get a raise. Did my title change? Also no. Corner office? No ma’am (thankfully my office-view is pretty dope as it is and for that I am thankful 🤲). Head of a group? Nuh uh. Something sweeter. Something more valuable. Something nearer and dearer to my heart. Today, dear friends, when the food services people (who are the real MVPs) set up my business lunch in the conference center (chicken breasts, fingerling potatoes, Brussels sprouts, salad, rolls and cookies...side note...fingerling? LMAO. Who invented this word? It’s like the daintiest, most petite finger. “Alice has the most adorable hands. They’re not even fingers...they’re fingerlings 🤗.” But I got big hands so what that make me? “Smash got bear paws, bruv. He ain’t een got fingers, he got ‘Fingertons’” 😩 ok imma donkey lemme stop). So anyway when I get to the room and they had lunch set up...THEY ALREADY PUT THE TABASCO AND SRIRACHA OUT THERE FOR ME 😥. I was so happy I was damn near beaming. A lump formed in my throat and a single tear trickled down my low, shaped beard. No more walk of shame to the supplies closet where they hide the seasonings so some of our more Caucasoidally-inclined clients don’t sustain any inadvertent burns (caucasoids I love yall and I know some of u are bout that spicy lifestyle but some of u might damn near cough out a lung out if we keeping it 600 lol.) The staff had my back. They knew that these negotiations are tough when I attempt to choke down a completely unseasoned chicken breast, as my esophagus will sometimes reject food that hasn’t been bathed in at least two or three different hot sauces. Today’s negotiation went wonderfully. I felt like I was skipping about the room in a tutu lmao pause. Anyway I feel like it’s not much more for me to do out here, bruv. I always felt like an outsider in this corporate ting, but today...I still feel like an outsider 🤗 LMAO BUT THEY HAD MY BACK WITH THE HOT SAUCE AND IMMA REMEMBER THIS DAY FOREVER. NEVER LOSE SIGHT OF THE LITTLE WINS. MamaWeMadeIt BLESS UP 🤗😂😂😂
Beard, Bless Up, and Cookies: u/mr oberts 16d i.redd.it
 My wife does wedding flowers and
 occasionally gets to make flower collars for
 dogs. Here is Donna helping out by modeling
 @DrSmashlove
Today I have reached the high point of my career, bruv. No I did not get a promotion. Nor did I get a raise. Did my title change? Also no. Corner office? No ma’am (thankfully my office-view is pretty dope as it is and for that I am thankful 🤲). Head of a group? Nuh uh. Something sweeter. Something more valuable. Something nearer and dearer to my heart. Today, dear friends, when the food services people (who are the real MVPs) set up my business lunch in the conference center (chicken breasts, fingerling potatoes, Brussels sprouts, salad, rolls and cookies...side note...fingerling? LMAO. Who invented this word? It’s like the daintiest, most petite finger. “Alice has the most adorable hands. They’re not even fingers...they’re fingerlings 🤗.” But I got big hands so what that make me? “Smash got bear paws, bruv. He ain’t een got fingers, he got ‘Fingertons’” 😩 ok imma donkey lemme stop). So anyway when I get to the room and they had lunch set up...THEY ALREADY PUT THE TABASCO AND SRIRACHA OUT THERE FOR ME 😥. I was so happy I was damn near beaming. A lump formed in my throat and a single tear trickled down my low, shaped beard. No more walk of shame to the supplies closet where they hide the seasonings so some of our more Caucasoidally-inclined clients don’t sustain any inadvertent burns (caucasoids I love yall and I know some of u are bout that spicy lifestyle but some of u might damn near cough out a lung out if we keeping it 600 lol.) The staff had my back. They knew that these negotiations are tough when I attempt to choke down a completely unseasoned chicken breast, as my esophagus will sometimes reject food that hasn’t been bathed in at least two or three different hot sauces. Today’s negotiation went wonderfully. I felt like I was skipping about the room in a tutu lmao pause. Anyway I feel like it’s not much more for me to do out here, bruv. I always felt like an outsider in this corporate ting, but today...I still feel like an outsider 🤗 LMAO BUT THEY HAD MY BACK WITH THE HOT SAUCE AND IMMA REMEMBER THIS DAY FOREVER. NEVER LOSE SIGHT OF THE LITTLE WINS. MamaWeMadeIt BLESS UP 🤗😂😂😂

Today I have reached the high point of my career, bruv. No I did not get a promotion. Nor did I get a raise. Did my title change? Also no. C...

Af, Anaconda, and Asian: u/Meems138 3d i.redd.it Gabby knows where all the heating vents are @DrSmashlove So one of my followers DMed me from China talmbout “smash you talked about big girls and you talked about thicky thicc girls ... what about small girls?” Well baby girl I’m glad u asked. Now see a lot of American men got a lil diminutive, subservient Asian girl geisha type fetish. Bruv 😤...STOP IT WITH THAT SH!T YALL GROSS 😂. And what I love most is they wife a Asian girl and she gon turn his COT DAMN life upside down because lo and behold! Asian girls are aggressive AF 🤗😂. Underneath that modest frame and chill demeanor is a fire breathing dragon - it’s all fun and games till u wife her up and find out that just like the skinny Somalian dude in the tom hanks movie...she da captain now lmao. They don’t call them “Tiger Moms” for nothing! Naw I ain’t about no damn racist fetishes. I love u lil Asian girls because the fact is, y’all make the best dinner companions bc y’all dainty! Y’all barely eat! Y’all just nibble! It’s so adorable! LMFAO JK YALL EAT LIKE LIONS WHO ARE BEING STARVED BEFORE FIGHTING A WARRIOR IN A ROMAN COLISEUM AND YALL AINT SEEN FOOD FOR TWO DAYS BEFORE THE MATCH THAT’S HOW YALL EAT 😂. If u ain’t seen this sh!t bruv, it’s a thing of wonderment. I honestly am astonished every time. U lil Asian girls bruv I don’t een know where the food go...Is your chest cavity comprised entirely of stomach? 😂 Four tacos, half a burrito, and u scraping the bottom of the guacamole bowl? I SEENT IT 😂. Dated this one girl bruv half Asian half white 5’7” UNDER 100 LBS we went to Kuma’s which serve burgers the size of volleyballs she bodied it, bodied the waffle fries and we got fro yo after. Nah. Hell nah. To keep up with a Asian girl bruv u need a second mortgage. Fvck around and redo ya whole dating budget. Food (per month): $10,000 (for the lion dragon Monster). 😂 FR tho I love u lil Asian girls. Fvck around and leave me dead broke off of four dates but it’s worth it, my body is ready. SMASH LOVES ALL BODY TYPES THICC AND THIN BIG AND SMALL I’M WARNING YALL THO THE LIL ONES AIN NOTHING TO EFF WITH FINANCIALLY BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂
Af, Anaconda, and Asian: u/Meems138 3d i.redd.it
 Gabby knows where all the heating vents are
 @DrSmashlove
So one of my followers DMed me from China talmbout “smash you talked about big girls and you talked about thicky thicc girls ... what about small girls?” Well baby girl I’m glad u asked. Now see a lot of American men got a lil diminutive, subservient Asian girl geisha type fetish. Bruv 😤...STOP IT WITH THAT SH!T YALL GROSS 😂. And what I love most is they wife a Asian girl and she gon turn his COT DAMN life upside down because lo and behold! Asian girls are aggressive AF 🤗😂. Underneath that modest frame and chill demeanor is a fire breathing dragon - it’s all fun and games till u wife her up and find out that just like the skinny Somalian dude in the tom hanks movie...she da captain now lmao. They don’t call them “Tiger Moms” for nothing! Naw I ain’t about no damn racist fetishes. I love u lil Asian girls because the fact is, y’all make the best dinner companions bc y’all dainty! Y’all barely eat! Y’all just nibble! It’s so adorable! LMFAO JK YALL EAT LIKE LIONS WHO ARE BEING STARVED BEFORE FIGHTING A WARRIOR IN A ROMAN COLISEUM AND YALL AINT SEEN FOOD FOR TWO DAYS BEFORE THE MATCH THAT’S HOW YALL EAT 😂. If u ain’t seen this sh!t bruv, it’s a thing of wonderment. I honestly am astonished every time. U lil Asian girls bruv I don’t een know where the food go...Is your chest cavity comprised entirely of stomach? 😂 Four tacos, half a burrito, and u scraping the bottom of the guacamole bowl? I SEENT IT 😂. Dated this one girl bruv half Asian half white 5’7” UNDER 100 LBS we went to Kuma’s which serve burgers the size of volleyballs she bodied it, bodied the waffle fries and we got fro yo after. Nah. Hell nah. To keep up with a Asian girl bruv u need a second mortgage. Fvck around and redo ya whole dating budget. Food (per month): $10,000 (for the lion dragon Monster). 😂 FR tho I love u lil Asian girls. Fvck around and leave me dead broke off of four dates but it’s worth it, my body is ready. SMASH LOVES ALL BODY TYPES THICC AND THIN BIG AND SMALL I’M WARNING YALL THO THE LIL ONES AIN NOTHING TO EFF WITH FINANCIALLY BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂

So one of my followers DMed me from China talmbout “smash you talked about big girls and you talked about thicky thicc girls ... what about ...

Appalled, Ass, and Beautiful: u/Hotpocket1229 ld i.redd.it l think my dog wants to be a mob boss for Halloween @DrSmashlove Dear Men, a one piece animal sleeper onesie thingie with a hood is not a costume. Ignore the lil animal ears on the hood bruv that’s just to make it cute - it’s not a costume - issa sleeper. And them little footsies bruv? Them lil built-in footsies that u wearing OVER shoes onto the street, getting it all dirty and worn out and tattered? Thems indoor footsies bruv. Not outdoor. Iss ruined now. Who raised u, bruv? Like when u were a kid and u had that onesie sleeper on and u tried to run out on the street to play with yo lil homies, yo mama ain’t grab u by the upper arm, brang u inside and whup ya ass for dirtying the footsie feets bruv? I’m appalled. This sh!t appalling. I got a lil homegirl who if u send her a d!ck pic she will reverse stalk yo phone number and find out who u mama is and get her cell phone number and text her to tell her. “Your son is sending pics of his pen!s I thought you may wish to know.” Yes. She do this. She’s beautiful and she get a lot of them so she had to. I might need to start telling yo mama that u out here in these streets dirtying yo onesie footsies bruv. THEMS INDOOR FOOTSIES NOT FOR OUTDOOR WEAR-AND-TEAR SMH YALL GOT THE GAME FVCKED UP AND MOST IMPORTANT: ISS NOT A COSTUME ISSA SLEEPER BLESS UP 😩😂😂😂
Appalled, Ass, and Beautiful: u/Hotpocket1229 ld i.redd.it
 l think my dog wants to be a mob boss for
 Halloween
 @DrSmashlove
Dear Men, a one piece animal sleeper onesie thingie with a hood is not a costume. Ignore the lil animal ears on the hood bruv that’s just to make it cute - it’s not a costume - issa sleeper. And them little footsies bruv? Them lil built-in footsies that u wearing OVER shoes onto the street, getting it all dirty and worn out and tattered? Thems indoor footsies bruv. Not outdoor. Iss ruined now. Who raised u, bruv? Like when u were a kid and u had that onesie sleeper on and u tried to run out on the street to play with yo lil homies, yo mama ain’t grab u by the upper arm, brang u inside and whup ya ass for dirtying the footsie feets bruv? I’m appalled. This sh!t appalling. I got a lil homegirl who if u send her a d!ck pic she will reverse stalk yo phone number and find out who u mama is and get her cell phone number and text her to tell her. “Your son is sending pics of his pen!s I thought you may wish to know.” Yes. She do this. She’s beautiful and she get a lot of them so she had to. I might need to start telling yo mama that u out here in these streets dirtying yo onesie footsies bruv. THEMS INDOOR FOOTSIES NOT FOR OUTDOOR WEAR-AND-TEAR SMH YALL GOT THE GAME FVCKED UP AND MOST IMPORTANT: ISS NOT A COSTUME ISSA SLEEPER BLESS UP 😩😂😂😂

Dear Men, a one piece animal sleeper onesie thingie with a hood is not a costume. Ignore the lil animal ears on the hood bruv that’s just to...

Af, Ass, and Aww: r/aww u/Babykins9.1d . i.redd.it She's only been here five days but she's completely melted my heart @DrSmashlove I see that stolen-appropriated clothing is encouraging just as much excitement as the hygiene discussion 😁. One of my lil homegirls text me: “I legit gave basketball shorts to a guy the other night 🙈. IT WASNT AN EX BOYFRIENDS THO. IT WAS FROM HIGH SCHOOL HE WAS JUST A FRIEND. I BORROWED THEM FOR "OPPOSITE SEX" DAY 😂😂”. Men y’all be careful now. U ain’t een gotta date a girl for her to steal yo sh!t! It could be a friend! I’m starting to notice that in addition to savagery, u women got kleptomania in yo blood...finna start locking up all my belongings whenever ANY woman enter my crib...even my sisters...Smash ain’t taking no chances - I love my lil sister but come to think of it she was eyeing my VitaMix a lil too hard last time she slid thru my spot 🤔 - baby u hella dear to me but u gotta get yo own VitaMix 🤗😂. Now then, on my last post, one of my followers said: “it’s just a pair of shorts they’re clean shut up and put them on...but you will not sit on my couch bare ass!!😒” Hold up 🤔. Hol...TF up. We not suppose to do that? Like that’s rude? Bruv. I ain’t been living right 😂. Brother like me, after laying pipe? I sit ALL on the damn couch...or any other surface for that matter. Matter fact I walk around her whole apartment room to room like a cot damn king. Like Borat Said bruv “king in de castle, king in de castle ☺️”. U feel me? I just skretched the lil Nani out bruv? Gave it a workout? Lil Punani CrossFit bruv? PunaniFit® lol? I’m king in de castle now. But all this time I’m suppose to wear another man’s b-ball Shorts so as not to leave my NutPrint®? Woman. I’m Hygienic af. Ain no NutPrint® gwan over here. But even if I DID leave such a print, u gon get this NutPrint®. I’m a dawg. And a dawg always gon leave his mark. U don’t get one without the other. If dating women means we gon ‘lose’ our favorite garments, u gotta deal with the fact that u gon get this NutPrint®. Bless up 🤗😂😂😂
Af, Ass, and Aww: r/aww
 u/Babykins9.1d . i.redd.it
 She's only been here five days but she's
 completely melted my heart
 @DrSmashlove
I see that stolen-appropriated clothing is encouraging just as much excitement as the hygiene discussion 😁. One of my lil homegirls text me: “I legit gave basketball shorts to a guy the other night 🙈. IT WASNT AN EX BOYFRIENDS THO. IT WAS FROM HIGH SCHOOL HE WAS JUST A FRIEND. I BORROWED THEM FOR "OPPOSITE SEX" DAY 😂😂”. Men y’all be careful now. U ain’t een gotta date a girl for her to steal yo sh!t! It could be a friend! I’m starting to notice that in addition to savagery, u women got kleptomania in yo blood...finna start locking up all my belongings whenever ANY woman enter my crib...even my sisters...Smash ain’t taking no chances - I love my lil sister but come to think of it she was eyeing my VitaMix a lil too hard last time she slid thru my spot 🤔 - baby u hella dear to me but u gotta get yo own VitaMix 🤗😂. Now then, on my last post, one of my followers said: “it’s just a pair of shorts they’re clean shut up and put them on...but you will not sit on my couch bare ass!!😒” Hold up 🤔. Hol...TF up. We not suppose to do that? Like that’s rude? Bruv. I ain’t been living right 😂. Brother like me, after laying pipe? I sit ALL on the damn couch...or any other surface for that matter. Matter fact I walk around her whole apartment room to room like a cot damn king. Like Borat Said bruv “king in de castle, king in de castle ☺️”. U feel me? I just skretched the lil Nani out bruv? Gave it a workout? Lil Punani CrossFit bruv? PunaniFit® lol? I’m king in de castle now. But all this time I’m suppose to wear another man’s b-ball Shorts so as not to leave my NutPrint®? Woman. I’m Hygienic af. Ain no NutPrint® gwan over here. But even if I DID leave such a print, u gon get this NutPrint®. I’m a dawg. And a dawg always gon leave his mark. U don’t get one without the other. If dating women means we gon ‘lose’ our favorite garments, u gotta deal with the fact that u gon get this NutPrint®. Bless up 🤗😂😂😂

I see that stolen-appropriated clothing is encouraging just as much excitement as the hygiene discussion 😁. One of my lil homegirls text me:...

Facts, Football, and Friends: u/Aroundall 6d i.redd.it Hero dog recovering from rattlesnake bites after saving girl, grandma @DrSmashlove My lil homegirl text me after I posted about stealing-appropriating garments from exes: “I own some amazing hoodies goin’ back bout 14 yrs 😍🤣. The ultimate was when I was at an ex’s a couple years ago (we were still great friends). I had lived with him. He opens the door and he’s wearing my (prior to him) ex’s football (with lettering) hoodie I had accidentally left behind. 🤣🤣🤣. Disturbing 🤣”. Men. Imma have to address this with y’all because y’all deserve to know. Listen close. If u ever find a man’s garment at yo girl’s crib. And u rock that sh!t like sh!t’s sweet. Just like “oh HELL yeah! A Wisconsin Football sweatshirt! XL too? My size! ☺️” And u let that garment touch yo skin. And that garment belonged to a man who used to lay pipe to yo girl. And now his sweatshirt that he use to sweat in and she ain’t wash it for six months after she stole it because she missed his manly, lightly stinky Old Spicey sexual scent? And now his scented sweatshirt is ensconcing yo upper body bruv? U and that Man? Y’all have touched PPs now 🤗. Sorry but this is facts, y’all PPs has touched 👬. Like y’all ain’t necessarily get oiled up and rub them together aggressively (question: can men ‘scissor’, bruv? Someone who knows about this please chime in 🤓). But y’all PPs has touched metaphysically. Just a light touch. A celestial sword-crossing of sorts, if u will. Like if anyone ever ask u, “Ted, are you attracted to men?” U gotta keep it 600: “Nah I mean that’s not really my thing LOL I like women ONLY haha but I mean there was one time where I touched peckers with a man. It’s a long story. I’d rather not get into it. But it happened and whatever, it’s who I am.” It’s no going back now bruv. It’s part of the fabric of who u are. Embrace it. Or simply be careful about enrobing yourself in the garments of strange men y’all be safe now 🤗😂😂😂
Facts, Football, and Friends: u/Aroundall 6d i.redd.it
 Hero dog recovering from rattlesnake
 bites after saving girl, grandma
 @DrSmashlove
My lil homegirl text me after I posted about stealing-appropriating garments from exes: “I own some amazing hoodies goin’ back bout 14 yrs 😍🤣. The ultimate was when I was at an ex’s a couple years ago (we were still great friends). I had lived with him. He opens the door and he’s wearing my (prior to him) ex’s football (with lettering) hoodie I had accidentally left behind. 🤣🤣🤣. Disturbing 🤣”. Men. Imma have to address this with y’all because y’all deserve to know. Listen close. If u ever find a man’s garment at yo girl’s crib. And u rock that sh!t like sh!t’s sweet. Just like “oh HELL yeah! A Wisconsin Football sweatshirt! XL too? My size! ☺️” And u let that garment touch yo skin. And that garment belonged to a man who used to lay pipe to yo girl. And now his sweatshirt that he use to sweat in and she ain’t wash it for six months after she stole it because she missed his manly, lightly stinky Old Spicey sexual scent? And now his scented sweatshirt is ensconcing yo upper body bruv? U and that Man? Y’all have touched PPs now 🤗. Sorry but this is facts, y’all PPs has touched 👬. Like y’all ain’t necessarily get oiled up and rub them together aggressively (question: can men ‘scissor’, bruv? Someone who knows about this please chime in 🤓). But y’all PPs has touched metaphysically. Just a light touch. A celestial sword-crossing of sorts, if u will. Like if anyone ever ask u, “Ted, are you attracted to men?” U gotta keep it 600: “Nah I mean that’s not really my thing LOL I like women ONLY haha but I mean there was one time where I touched peckers with a man. It’s a long story. I’d rather not get into it. But it happened and whatever, it’s who I am.” It’s no going back now bruv. It’s part of the fabric of who u are. Embrace it. Or simply be careful about enrobing yourself in the garments of strange men y’all be safe now 🤗😂😂😂

My lil homegirl text me after I posted about stealing-appropriating garments from exes: “I own some amazing hoodies goin’ back bout 14 yrs 😍...