🔥 | Latest

Reed: Ronnie Reed fae Peterhead
Reed: Ronnie Reed fae Peterhead

Ronnie Reed fae Peterhead

Reed: Tribute to the Dead, Blackfoot - Roland Reed 1912
Reed: Tribute to the Dead, Blackfoot - Roland Reed 1912

Tribute to the Dead, Blackfoot - Roland Reed 1912

Reed: the sauce is riley reed you animals by brohemianrasputin MORE MEMES
Reed: the sauce is riley reed you animals by brohemianrasputin
MORE MEMES

the sauce is riley reed you animals by brohemianrasputin MORE MEMES

Reed: the sauce is riley reed you animals
Reed: the sauce is riley reed you animals

the sauce is riley reed you animals

Reed: Forgetting heroes is an American tradition. Just google Walter Reed 2007.
Reed: Forgetting heroes is an American tradition. Just google Walter Reed 2007.

Forgetting heroes is an American tradition. Just google Walter Reed 2007.

Reed: Reed footage of two immortals watching the end of our galaxy (very low effort)
Reed: Reed footage of two immortals watching the end of our galaxy (very low effort)

Reed footage of two immortals watching the end of our galaxy (very low effort)

Reed: Do you even Reed
Reed: Do you even Reed

Do you even Reed

Reed: Posted this on a double reed server
Reed: Posted this on a double reed server

Posted this on a double reed server

Reed: I reed the tora
Reed: I reed the tora

I reed the tora

Reed: In real life, this will soon reed "Is there a virus? Is this the source? 5,000,000,000 die?"....
Reed: In real life, this will soon reed "Is there a virus? Is this the source? 5,000,000,000 die?"....

In real life, this will soon reed "Is there a virus? Is this the source? 5,000,000,000 die?"....

Reed: Impressive Plastic Reed Bonsai making
Reed: Impressive Plastic Reed Bonsai making

Impressive Plastic Reed Bonsai making

Reed: Look alike Riley reed matches with me
Reed: Look alike Riley reed matches with me

Look alike Riley reed matches with me

Reed: I kant reed heeelp
Reed: I kant reed heeelp

I kant reed heeelp

Reed: Reed bottom panel phirst
Reed: Reed bottom panel phirst

Reed bottom panel phirst

Reed: Yeah, blame it on the reed
Reed: Yeah, blame it on the reed

Yeah, blame it on the reed

Reed: Howland Reed wondering why no one ever wanted to call on him and ask him about stuff
Reed: Howland Reed wondering why no one ever wanted to call on him and ask him about stuff

Howland Reed wondering why no one ever wanted to call on him and ask him about stuff

Reed: sushinfood: justamerplwithabox: vivelafat: prokopetz: officialdeadparrot: grellholmes: elsajeni: gunslingerannie: justtkeepcalmm: dean-and-his-pie: fororchestra: musicalmelody: Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it”  Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect.  To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha. On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff” probably means so loud you go unconscious. I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair… Me and my trombone buddies had “ffff” and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair. The lengths we go for music. Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek. One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section — whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other’s hands all shhh don’t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, “All right, let’s run through it up to section A.” And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent — but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don’t come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is: [stifled giggling] [reeeeeeally deep breath] [COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE] The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn’t actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn’t even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture. In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: “THERE WERE FOUR F’S.” FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part. This is the best band post  Everyone else go home Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until, that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that Who does that? This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose. Julius IdontgivaFucik More like Julius Fuckit Pyrozod’s tags for this were too hilarious not to share
Reed: sushinfood:

justamerplwithabox:

vivelafat:

prokopetz:

officialdeadparrot:

grellholmes:

elsajeni:

gunslingerannie:

justtkeepcalmm:

dean-and-his-pie:

fororchestra:

musicalmelody:

Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it” 
Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect. 

To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha.
On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff” probably means so loud you go unconscious.

I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair…

Me and my trombone buddies had “ffff” and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair.
The lengths we go for music.

Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek.

One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section — whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other’s hands all shhh don’t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, “All right, let’s run through it up to section A.”
And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent — but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don’t come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is:
[stifled giggling]
[reeeeeeally deep breath]
[COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE]
The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn’t actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn’t even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture.
In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: “THERE WERE FOUR F’S.”
FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part.

This is the best band post 
Everyone else go home

Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this

which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until,

that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that

Who does that?

This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose.

Julius IdontgivaFucik

More like Julius Fuckit


Pyrozod’s tags for this were too hilarious not to share

sushinfood: justamerplwithabox: vivelafat: prokopetz: officialdeadparrot: grellholmes: elsajeni: gunslingerannie: justtkeepcalmm:...

Reed: plz its a quik reed only 300 pges
Reed: plz its a quik reed only 300 pges

plz its a quik reed only 300 pges

Reed: Bring out the reed
Reed: Bring out the reed

Bring out the reed

Reed: Wes Anderson's French Dispatch trailer shows us why Reed-Kellogg fell out of fashion
Reed: Wes Anderson's French Dispatch trailer shows us why Reed-Kellogg fell out of fashion

Wes Anderson's French Dispatch trailer shows us why Reed-Kellogg fell out of fashion

Reed: By water, wood and hill, by the reed and willow...
Reed: By water, wood and hill, by the reed and willow...

By water, wood and hill, by the reed and willow...

Reed: I dunno how to reed
Reed: I dunno how to reed

I dunno how to reed

Reed: The dumbest thing I reed today
Reed: The dumbest thing I reed today

The dumbest thing I reed today

Reed: Italians invent reed diffuser (2018)
Reed: Italians invent reed diffuser (2018)

Italians invent reed diffuser (2018)

Reed: When you for get your reed for your concert
Reed: When you for get your reed for your concert

When you for get your reed for your concert

Reed: can you not reed?
Reed: can you not reed?

can you not reed?

Reed: In the movie Liar Liar (1997) Jim Carrey tells people his name is Fletcher Reed. This is a reference to the film's title as he is lying. He is Jim Carrey.
Reed: In the movie Liar Liar (1997) Jim Carrey tells people his name is Fletcher Reed. This is a reference to the film's title as he is lying. He is Jim Carrey.

In the movie Liar Liar (1997) Jim Carrey tells people his name is Fletcher Reed. This is a reference to the film's title as he is lying....

Reed: My reed literally snapped in half whyyyyy it was mah only oneeee waaaa
Reed: My reed literally snapped in half whyyyyy it was mah only oneeee waaaa

My reed literally snapped in half whyyyyy it was mah only oneeee waaaa

Reed: #1 it had keaunu reed in it
Reed: #1 it had keaunu reed in it

#1 it had keaunu reed in it

Reed: John Reed
Reed: John Reed

John Reed

Reed: ‘I swear to god I’ll behave ‘ David Bowie Iggy Pop and Lou Reed in 1971
Reed: ‘I swear to god I’ll behave ‘ David Bowie Iggy Pop and Lou Reed in 1971

‘I swear to god I’ll behave ‘ David Bowie Iggy Pop and Lou Reed in 1971

Reed: Reed Richard's showing Rachel Dratch, and Steve Roger's the smart park feature in the brand new Hyundai ad.
Reed: Reed Richard's showing Rachel Dratch, and Steve Roger's the smart park feature in the brand new Hyundai ad.

Reed Richard's showing Rachel Dratch, and Steve Roger's the smart park feature in the brand new Hyundai ad.

Reed: Chidi and Eleanor from The Good Place are the only Reed & Sue fancasts I’ll accept from here on out
Reed: Chidi and Eleanor from The Good Place are the only Reed & Sue fancasts I’ll accept from here on out

Chidi and Eleanor from The Good Place are the only Reed & Sue fancasts I’ll accept from here on out

Reed: Finally found Howland Reed
Reed: Finally found Howland Reed

Finally found Howland Reed

Reed: RIP Reed
Reed: RIP Reed

RIP Reed

Reed: Posted this to Twitter and got weather guru Reed Timmer to tell me it's a Sun Pillar, but I prefer Starkiller base or Sauron.... Looking East in Littleton, CO
Reed: Posted this to Twitter and got weather guru Reed Timmer to tell me it's a Sun Pillar, but I prefer Starkiller base or Sauron.... Looking East in Littleton, CO

Posted this to Twitter and got weather guru Reed Timmer to tell me it's a Sun Pillar, but I prefer Starkiller base or Sauron.... Looking...

Reed: We didn't hear from or see a peep of Meera Reed again
Reed: We didn't hear from or see a peep of Meera Reed again

We didn't hear from or see a peep of Meera Reed again