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Pinterest, Kids, and Never: Simon Holland @simoncholland I like having conversations with kids. Grownups never ask me what my third favorite reptile is. ๐˜๐˜ฐ๐˜ญ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ ๐˜ฎ๐˜บ ๐˜—๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ต! โ†’ ๐˜ค๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ณ๐˜บ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ช๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ
Pinterest, Kids, and Never: Simon Holland
 @simoncholland
 I like having conversations with kids.
 Grownups never ask me what my third
 favorite reptile is.
๐˜๐˜ฐ๐˜ญ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ ๐˜ฎ๐˜บ ๐˜—๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ต! โ†’ ๐˜ค๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ณ๐˜บ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ช๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ

๐˜๐˜ฐ๐˜ญ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ ๐˜ฎ๐˜บ ๐˜—๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ต! โ†’ ๐˜ค๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ณ๐˜บ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ช๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ

Music, Ramen, and Shit: hyperdragon97: ramen-reptile: drakatha: kengriffey-jr: smileythesnake: NO YOU CANT DO THAT Play us a tune Jazz Man theres a snake in my flute SHIT MUSIC NOODLE
Music, Ramen, and Shit: hyperdragon97:

ramen-reptile:

drakatha:

kengriffey-jr:

smileythesnake:

NO YOU CANT DO THAT

Play us a tune Jazz Man


theres a snake in my flute


SHIT


MUSIC NOODLE

hyperdragon97: ramen-reptile: drakatha: kengriffey-jr: smileythesnake: NO YOU CANT DO THAT Play us a tune Jazz Man theres a snake in...

9gag, Memes, and ๐Ÿค–: babyshenron He protec, he attac, but most importantly, his chin getting blac. - By @babyshenron - bearddragon reptile attack 9gag whoareyou
9gag, Memes, and ๐Ÿค–: babyshenron
He protec, he attac, but most importantly, his chin getting blac. - By @babyshenron - bearddragon reptile attack 9gag whoareyou

He protec, he attac, but most importantly, his chin getting blac. - By @babyshenron - bearddragon reptile attack 9gag whoareyou

Ramen, Shit, and Tumblr: ramen-reptile: drakatha: kengriffey-jr: smileythesnake: NO YOU CANT DO THAT Play us a tune Jazz Man theres a snake in my flute SHIT
Ramen, Shit, and Tumblr: ramen-reptile:
drakatha:

kengriffey-jr:

smileythesnake:

NO YOU CANT DO THAT

Play us a tune Jazz Man


theres a snake in my flute


SHIT

ramen-reptile: drakatha: kengriffey-jr: smileythesnake: NO YOU CANT DO THAT Play us a tune Jazz Man theres a snake in my flute SHIT

Ramen, Shit, and Target: ramen-reptile: drakatha: kengriffey-jr: smileythesnake: NO YOU CANT DO THAT Play us a tune Jazz Man theres a snake in my flute SHIT
Ramen, Shit, and Target: ramen-reptile:
drakatha:

kengriffey-jr:

smileythesnake:

NO YOU CANT DO THAT

Play us a tune Jazz Man


theres a snake in my flute


SHIT

ramen-reptile: drakatha: kengriffey-jr: smileythesnake: NO YOU CANT DO THAT Play us a tune Jazz Man theres a snake in my flute SHIT

England, Tumblr, and Blog: malformalady: Pastel Enchi Lesser odium and Pastave odium via The Reptile Report Photo: New England Reptileโ€™s
England, Tumblr, and Blog: malformalady:

Pastel Enchi Lesser odium and Pastave odium via The Reptile Report

Photo: New England Reptileโ€™s

malformalady: Pastel Enchi Lesser odium and Pastave odium via The Reptile Report Photo: New England Reptileโ€™s

Fashion, Food, and Fucking: rockatransky: on occasion, i browse the clearance racks at overpriced hipster-y boutiques cause from time to time you can find amazing deals, but being in Rich People Places always makes me a little nervous- and today when i was picking up a layaway from one of these shops, my nerves resulted in a story the shopkeepers are probably gonna be telling for quite a while. i'd just come from the feed store for lizard food (ie: bugs), and it was like 95F out so they were slowly being smothered to death in my backpack. so when the clerk, who i'd overheard was only on her second day working there, gave me my fancy sundress in a bag way too big for it, i pulled out two dozen crickets in a plastic bag and a tub full of mealworms from my pack and set them gently on the bag so they could breathe better till i got home. this girl's eyes go wide and she looks imploringly back at the equally startled-looking manager helping her through the transaction, and i realize that this might look a little weird to folks who aren't reptile keepers. so, instead of doing the logical thing and explaining that i'm feeding leopard geckos, i sorta chuckled and shrugged apologetically, and just said "dinner, y'know?" for the briefest of moments, there was an awkward silence so sweaty and suffocating you could drown in it, and then, in true daytime comedy fashion, the fucking crickets started chirping so i guess i'm never going back there ever again. Welp, time to go hide under a rock with the lizards
Fashion, Food, and Fucking: rockatransky:
 on occasion, i browse the clearance racks at overpriced hipster-y
 boutiques cause from time to time you can find amazing deals, but
 being in Rich People Places always makes me a little nervous- and
 today when i was picking up a layaway from one of these shops, my
 nerves resulted in a story the shopkeepers are probably gonna be
 telling for quite a while.
 i'd just come from the feed store for lizard food (ie: bugs), and it was
 like 95F out so they were slowly being smothered to death in my
 backpack. so when the clerk, who i'd overheard was only on her
 second day working there, gave me my fancy sundress in a bag way
 too big for it, i pulled out two dozen crickets in a plastic bag and a tub
 full of mealworms from my pack and set them gently on the bag so
 they could breathe better till i got home.
 this girl's eyes go wide and she looks imploringly back at the equally
 startled-looking manager helping her through the transaction, and i
 realize that this might look a little weird to folks who aren't reptile
 keepers. so, instead of doing the logical thing and explaining that i'm
 feeding leopard geckos, i sorta chuckled and shrugged apologetically,
 and just said "dinner, y'know?"
 for the briefest of moments, there was an awkward silence so sweaty
 and suffocating you could drown in it, and then, in true daytime
 comedy fashion,
 the fucking crickets started chirping
 so i guess i'm never going back there ever again.
Welp, time to go hide under a rock with the lizards

Welp, time to go hide under a rock with the lizards

Animals, Dude, and God: O11:37 lancerbuck billysquirrel Followw just-shower-thoughts Mammals both produce milk and have hain Ergo, a coconut is a mammal maliwanhellfires I know you're being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny castiel-for-king Deactivated *leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about sonneillonv leans over and whispers back* Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst nonlinear-nonsubjective consider the coconut bemusedlybespectacled this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as "featherless bipeds" and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming "BEHOLD A MAN!" erotic-yoddeling i love how you say "it reminds me of that time" like you were there heartgemsona listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them This post is a journey virtuous-thing 1 Reblog 1 Respect dovewithscales I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing messy-scandinoodle Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It's gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It's a mammal. But. It lays eggs! Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison Make it poisonous dovewithscales Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses Poseidon: It should be aquatic. hyratel I MEAN where's the lie dovewithscales Demeter:... And where exactly do you expect me to put this? Everyone: Australia pepoluan This thread goes every which way and is a glorious thing begat by Tumblr 337,354 notes But where did you get the coconuts?
Animals, Dude, and God: O11:37
 lancerbuck
 billysquirrel Followw
 just-shower-thoughts
 Mammals both produce milk and have hain
 Ergo, a coconut is a mammal
 maliwanhellfires
 I know you're being facetious, but this is an
 actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny
 castiel-for-king Deactivated
 *leans over and whispers to person beside me*
 what are they talking about
 sonneillonv
 leans over and whispers back* Human ability
 to quantify and categorize natural phenomena
 is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at
 worst
 nonlinear-nonsubjective
 consider the coconut
 bemusedlybespectacled
 this reminds me of that time Plato defined
 humans as "featherless bipeds" and Diogenes
 ran in with a plucked chicken
 screaming "BEHOLD A MAN!"
 erotic-yoddeling
 i love how you say "it reminds me of that time"
 like you were there
 heartgemsona
 listen if an immortal feels brave and supported
 enough to come out we should respect them
 This post is a journey
 virtuous-thing
 1 Reblog 1 Respect
 dovewithscales
 I maintain that humans started attempting
 classify animals, and some god or another
 made the platypus, and is still laughing
 messy-scandinoodle
 Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It's gonna have a
 duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then
 a beaver tail. It's a mammal. But. It lays eggs!
 Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison
 Make it poisonous
 dovewithscales
 Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure
 the eggs have both reptile and bird traits
 Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses
 Poseidon: It should be aquatic.
 hyratel
 I MEAN where's the lie
 dovewithscales
 Demeter:... And where exactly do you expect
 me to put this?
 Everyone: Australia
 pepoluan
 This thread goes every which way and is a
 glorious thing begat by Tumblr
 337,354 notes
But where did you get the coconuts?

But where did you get the coconuts?

Animals, Dude, and God: 0 B/s 12:06 am @ 22% D bixgirl1 just-shower-thoughts Mammals both produce milk and have hair Ergo, a coconut is a mammal maliwanhellfires I know you're being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny castiel-for-king leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about sonneillonv leans over and whispers back* Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst nonlinear-nonsubjective consider the coconut bemusedlybespectacled this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as "featherless bipeds" and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming "BEHOLD A MAN! erotic-yoddeling i love how you say "it reminds me of that time" like you were there heartgemsona listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them This post is a journey virtuous-thing 1 Reblog 1 Respect dovewithscales I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing. messy-scandinoodle Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It's gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It's a mammal. But. It lays eggs! Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison Make it poisonous dovewithscales Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses Poseidon: It should be aquatic. hyratel I MEAN where's the lie dovewithscales Demeter: And where exactly do you expect me to put this? Everyone: Australia. giada-luna Reblogging for that last exchange brainwad Dionysus slips in at the last minute and makes it sweat milk Source: just-shower-thoughts Coconut, a mammal.
Animals, Dude, and God: 0 B/s
 12:06 am
 @
 22% D
 bixgirl1
 just-shower-thoughts
 Mammals both produce milk and have hair
 Ergo, a coconut is a mammal
 maliwanhellfires
 I know you're being facetious, but this is
 an actual issue with morphology-based
 phylogeny
 castiel-for-king
 leans over and whispers to person beside
 me* what are they talking about
 sonneillonv
 leans over and whispers back* Human
 ability to quantify and categorize natural
 phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly
 misleading at worst
 nonlinear-nonsubjective
 consider the coconut
 bemusedlybespectacled
 this reminds me of that time Plato defined
 humans as "featherless bipeds" and
 Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken
 screaming "BEHOLD A MAN!
 erotic-yoddeling
 i love how you say "it reminds me of that time"
 like you were there
 heartgemsona
 listen if an immortal feels brave and
 supported enough to come out we should
 respect them
 This post is a journey
 virtuous-thing
 1 Reblog 1 Respect
 dovewithscales
 I maintain that humans started attempting
 classify animals, and some god or another
 made the platypus, and is still laughing.
 messy-scandinoodle
 Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It's gonna have
 a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And
 then a beaver tail. It's a mammal. But. It lays
 eggs!
 Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison
 Make it poisonous
 dovewithscales
 Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure
 the eggs have both reptile and bird traits
 Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses
 Poseidon: It should be aquatic.
 hyratel
 I MEAN where's the lie
 dovewithscales
 Demeter: And where exactly do you expect
 me to put this?
 Everyone: Australia.
 giada-luna
 Reblogging for that last exchange
 brainwad
 Dionysus slips in at the last minute and
 makes it sweat milk
 Source: just-shower-thoughts
Coconut, a mammal.

Coconut, a mammal.

Animals, Dude, and God: just-shower-thoughts Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal. maliwanhellfires I know you're being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny. castiel-for-king leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about sonneillonv leans over and whispers back* Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst nonlinear-nonsubjective consider the coconut bemusedlybespectacled this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as "featherless bipeds" and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming "BEHOLD A MAN!" erotic-yoddeling i love how you say "it reminds me of that time" like you were there heartgemsona listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them This post is a journey virtuous-thing 1 Reblog 1 Respect dovewithscales I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing messy-scandinoodle Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It's gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It's a mammal. But. It lays eggs! Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison. Make it poisonous dovewithscales Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses Poseidon: It should be aquatic hyratel I MEAN where's the lie dovewithscales Demeter: .. And where exactly do you expect me to put this? Evervone: Australia giada-luna Reblogging for that last exchange brainwad Dionysus slips in at the last minute and makes it sweat milk. Source: just-shower-thoughts The old ones are f-ing with us when they made platypuses.
Animals, Dude, and God: just-shower-thoughts
 Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a
 coconut is a mammal.
 maliwanhellfires
 I know you're being facetious, but this is an actual
 issue with morphology-based phylogeny.
 castiel-for-king
 leans over and whispers to person beside me* what
 are they talking about
 sonneillonv
 leans over and whispers back* Human ability
 to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is
 sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst
 nonlinear-nonsubjective
 consider the coconut
 bemusedlybespectacled
 this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans
 as "featherless bipeds" and Diogenes ran in with a
 plucked chicken screaming "BEHOLD A MAN!"
 erotic-yoddeling
 i love how you say "it reminds me of that time"
 like you were there
 heartgemsona
 listen if an immortal feels brave and supported
 enough to come out we should respect them
 This post is a journey
 virtuous-thing
 1 Reblog 1 Respect
 dovewithscales
 I maintain that humans started attempting classify
 animals, and some god or another made the
 platypus, and is still laughing
 messy-scandinoodle
 Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It's gonna have a duck
 bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver
 tail. It's a mammal. But. It lays eggs!
 Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison.
 Make it poisonous
 dovewithscales
 Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the
 eggs have both reptile and bird traits
 Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses
 Poseidon: It should be aquatic
 hyratel
 I MEAN where's the lie
 dovewithscales
 Demeter: .. And where exactly do you expect
 me to put this?
 Evervone: Australia
 giada-luna
 Reblogging for that last exchange
 brainwad
 Dionysus slips in at the last minute and makes
 it sweat milk.
 Source: just-shower-thoughts
The old ones are f-ing with us when they made platypuses.

The old ones are f-ing with us when they made platypuses.

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9gag, Bae, and Memes: Sorry
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When you try to kiss your angry boyfriend By @reptile_shd - kangaroo boyfriend bae kiss 9gag godfather

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