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resurrect: teen wolf season 1: werewolves exist, weakened by wolfsbane, they are strongest at the full moon, exist in packs with Alphas, Betas and Omegas, and a bite or a scratch turns humans into them me: OK yeah classic werewolf lore season 2: ok turns out werewolves can resurrect from the fucking dead using moonlight and their own beta. oh and werewolves can turn into giant lizard men with paralytic venom if the human was a dick alright, a lot weirder but I can handle thi- me: wha season 3: [slurring] yeah so werewolf twins can fuse their bodies together like voltron to become a bigger wolf...but ONLY if they're shirtless. Also wolves can store memories in their claws. me: wtf this is getting pretty wei- season 4: if if - if your throat gets fatally slashed by a werewolf [burps] that doesn't mean that you'll actually die. You could actually be turned into a were-jaguar and control Viking bersekers for some [hiccups] fucking reason. also were-jaguars can can magically just freaking de-age adults into teenagers somehow and we'll never explain why me: jesus christ that is the stupi- season 5: [barely intelligible] when a human slurps rainwater from a regular wolf's footprint, he'll transform.... me: oh that's actually great, back to the classic lor- season 5: into this humungous eight foot tall cgi beast of a werewolf made out of fucking shadows that can only be killed by a spear tempered with his French sister's blood me: go home Jeff Davis you drunk You can actually see where the showrunners’ ideas start to get worse and worse
resurrect: teen wolf season 1: werewolves exist, weakened by
 wolfsbane, they are strongest at the full moon, exist
 in packs with Alphas, Betas and Omegas, and a bite
 or a scratch turns humans into them
 me: OK yeah classic werewolf lore
 season 2: ok turns out werewolves can resurrect
 from the fucking dead using moonlight and their
 own beta. oh and werewolves can turn into giant
 lizard men with paralytic venom if the human was a
 dick
 alright, a lot weirder but I can handle thi-
 me: wha
 season 3: [slurring] yeah so werewolf twins can fuse
 their bodies together like voltron to become a bigger
 wolf...but ONLY if they're shirtless. Also wolves can
 store memories in their claws.
 me: wtf this is getting pretty wei-
 season 4: if if - if your throat gets fatally slashed
 by a werewolf [burps] that doesn't mean that you'll
 actually die. You could actually be turned into a
 were-jaguar and control Viking bersekers for some
 [hiccups]
 fucking reason. also were-jaguars can
 can magically just freaking de-age adults into
 teenagers somehow and we'll never explain why
 me: jesus christ that is the stupi-
 season 5: [barely intelligible] when a human slurps
 rainwater from a regular wolf's footprint, he'll
 transform....
 me: oh that's actually great, back to the classic lor-
 season 5: into this humungous eight foot tall cgi
 beast of a werewolf made out of fucking shadows
 that can only be killed by a spear tempered with his
 French sister's blood
 me: go home Jeff Davis you drunk
You can actually see where the showrunners’ ideas start to get worse and worse

You can actually see where the showrunners’ ideas start to get worse and worse

resurrect: able. T% last t ship, she was or fire. A blackened hull sinking beneath the waves We had a deal, Jack contracted you to deliver cargo on my behalf, you chose to liberate it People aren't cargo, mate Andhyou incurred a heavy debt to raise her up again, didn't you? Jack was employed into service for the East India Trading Company and was given command of the Wicked Wench. However, after he set free a cargo of slaves, his employer, Cutler Beckett, had Jack branded as a pirate and the Wench set aflame and sunk. After failing to rescue the Wench, Sparrow struck a bargain with the ghostly captain of the Flying Dutchman, Davy Jones, to resurrect his beloved vessel. Jones returned the ship to Jack in near perfect condition except for the permanently charred hull. This prompted Jack to rename her the Black Pearl (via) Jack Sparrow just got way cooler. BABE Yo, this is why Norrington said he's the worst pirate I've ever heard of" and then Jack followed it up with, "But you have heard of me." Because Jack was branded a Pirate because he freed people rather than stealing anything. So Norrington, with his sense of duty, knows that Jack has been branded a criminal for actively not being a terrible human being. Norrington is torn between his duty as a naval officer and knowing that Jack is right He freed exactly 100 people, that's why his debt to Jones was 100 souls. Davy has a sick sense of irony after all. Jack freed 100 souls and as a consequence his ship got sunk. Now his ship has been raised and as a consequence, he has to enslave 100 souls. This explains his reluctance to actually pay back the debt. VIA THEMETAPICTURE.COM you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com srsfunny:Jack Sparrow Just Got Way Cooler
resurrect: able. T% last t ship, she was or fire.
 A blackened hull sinking beneath the waves
 We had a deal, Jack contracted you to deliver cargo on my
 behalf, you chose to liberate it
 People aren't cargo, mate
 Andhyou incurred a heavy debt to raise her up again, didn't you?
 Jack was employed into service for the East
 India Trading Company and was given
 command of the Wicked Wench. However,
 after he set free a cargo of slaves, his
 employer, Cutler Beckett, had Jack branded as
 a pirate and the Wench set aflame and sunk.
 After failing to rescue the Wench, Sparrow
 struck a bargain with the ghostly captain of the
 Flying Dutchman, Davy Jones, to resurrect his
 beloved vessel. Jones returned the ship to
 Jack in near perfect condition except for the
 permanently charred hull. This prompted Jack
 to rename her the Black Pearl
 (via)
 Jack Sparrow just got way cooler.
 BABE
 Yo, this is why Norrington said he's the worst pirate I've ever
 heard of" and then Jack followed it up with, "But you have
 heard of me."
 Because Jack was branded a Pirate because he freed
 people rather than stealing anything. So Norrington, with his
 sense of duty, knows that Jack has been branded a criminal
 for actively not being a terrible human being. Norrington is
 torn between his duty as a naval officer and knowing that
 Jack is right
 He freed exactly 100 people, that's why his debt to Jones was 100
 souls. Davy has a sick sense of irony after all. Jack freed 100 souls
 and as a consequence his ship got sunk. Now his ship has been
 raised and as a consequence, he has to enslave 100 souls. This
 explains his reluctance to actually pay back the debt.
 VIA THEMETAPICTURE.COM
 you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com
srsfunny:Jack Sparrow Just Got Way Cooler

srsfunny:Jack Sparrow Just Got Way Cooler

resurrect: Billy C Carson DEEP SPACE HIBERNATION POD @4biddenknouuledge Gaia.com/4bidden EGYPTIAN SARCOPHAGUS 2nd try at posting this... Cultures from all over the world mummified their dead while virtually using the same techniques. All cultures believed that by going through this mummification process they would be reunited with their body at some point in the future. Amazingly, the video on my blog at 4biddenknowledge.com, shows that scientists have been successful using cryogenics to place test animals in suspended animation and then reviving them later. Human trials have already begun a very long time ago. I believe that the ancient peoples witnessed AncientAstronauts waking up from deep space hibernation pods. These ancient astronauts most likely taught these cultures the secrets of mummification. Not so that they would resurrect the mummified body. But because they would preserve the DNA. At some point in the future these ancient astronauts promised to return and clone the DNA of these mummies, bringing them back to life in a new body. Modern science is currently astounded at the genetic and DNA preservation in Mummies found all over the world. Scientist now believe that in the near future, a human clone can be produced that will possess the majority of the memories of that person's past life because the memories are stored in the DNA. Amazingly, the Atlantean Priest King and former ruler of Khem(Ancient Egypt), named Thoth wrote the the EmeraldTablets Of Thoth. In these writings he says that he has the ability to regenerate himself through a similar process. He claimed to have defeated death by transferring his ego( consciousness) into other men( Avatars or clones) after awaking from each deep and sleep. Could the movie Avatar be an example of Hollywood hiding the truth in plain sight? 4biddenknowledge
resurrect: Billy C Carson
 DEEP SPACE
 HIBERNATION POD
 @4biddenknouuledge
 Gaia.com/4bidden
 EGYPTIAN SARCOPHAGUS
2nd try at posting this... Cultures from all over the world mummified their dead while virtually using the same techniques. All cultures believed that by going through this mummification process they would be reunited with their body at some point in the future. Amazingly, the video on my blog at 4biddenknowledge.com, shows that scientists have been successful using cryogenics to place test animals in suspended animation and then reviving them later. Human trials have already begun a very long time ago. I believe that the ancient peoples witnessed AncientAstronauts waking up from deep space hibernation pods. These ancient astronauts most likely taught these cultures the secrets of mummification. Not so that they would resurrect the mummified body. But because they would preserve the DNA. At some point in the future these ancient astronauts promised to return and clone the DNA of these mummies, bringing them back to life in a new body. Modern science is currently astounded at the genetic and DNA preservation in Mummies found all over the world. Scientist now believe that in the near future, a human clone can be produced that will possess the majority of the memories of that person's past life because the memories are stored in the DNA. Amazingly, the Atlantean Priest King and former ruler of Khem(Ancient Egypt), named Thoth wrote the the EmeraldTablets Of Thoth. In these writings he says that he has the ability to regenerate himself through a similar process. He claimed to have defeated death by transferring his ego( consciousness) into other men( Avatars or clones) after awaking from each deep and sleep. Could the movie Avatar be an example of Hollywood hiding the truth in plain sight? 4biddenknowledge

2nd try at posting this... Cultures from all over the world mummified their dead while virtually using the same techniques. All cultures...

resurrect: IAMITHERESURRECTION AND THE LIFE @Jesustheway 15 Jesus said to her, "I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; John 11:25
resurrect: IAMITHERESURRECTION
 AND THE LIFE
 @Jesustheway 15
Jesus said to her, "I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; John 11:25

Jesus said to her, "I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; John 11:25

resurrect: DON'T GIVE UP GREAT THINGS, TAKE TIME “One of the Salaf said: 'When I am afflicted with calamity, I praise Allah four times: I praise Allah for it not being worse than it is. I praise Allah for nourishing me with the ability to bear it patiently. I praise Him for granting me the accord to say: ‘To Allah we belong and to Him we return.’ And I praise Him for not making the tribulation in my religion.' - Looking to relief through patience is an act of worship since tribulation never remains forever. Patiently bear every calamity, take heart, Know that harm never endures forever. Be patient, just as the nobles were patient: It is a fleeting event, here today, gone tomorrow.” (Ibn Qayyim al-Jawziyyah, Heartfelt Advice To A Friend) - “Anas b. Malik reported that Allah's Messenger (ﷺ) said that one amongst the inhabitants of Hell who had led a life of ease and plenty amongst the people of the world would be made to dip in Fire only once on the Day of Resurrection and then it would be said to him: - ‘O, son of Adam, did you find any comfort, did you happen to get any material blessing?' - He would say: 'By Allah, no, my Lord.' - And then that person from amongst the persons of the world be brought who had led the most miserable life (in the world) from amongst the inmates of Paradise. and he would be made to dip once in Paradise and it would be said to him: - 'O, son of Adam, did you face, any hardship? Or had any distress fallen to your lot?' - And he would say: 'By Allah, no, O my Lord, never did I face any hardship or experience any distress.’” (Muslim 2807)
resurrect: DON'T GIVE UP
 GREAT THINGS, TAKE TIME
“One of the Salaf said: 'When I am afflicted with calamity, I praise Allah four times: I praise Allah for it not being worse than it is. I praise Allah for nourishing me with the ability to bear it patiently. I praise Him for granting me the accord to say: ‘To Allah we belong and to Him we return.’ And I praise Him for not making the tribulation in my religion.' - Looking to relief through patience is an act of worship since tribulation never remains forever. Patiently bear every calamity, take heart, Know that harm never endures forever. Be patient, just as the nobles were patient: It is a fleeting event, here today, gone tomorrow.” (Ibn Qayyim al-Jawziyyah, Heartfelt Advice To A Friend) - “Anas b. Malik reported that Allah's Messenger (ﷺ) said that one amongst the inhabitants of Hell who had led a life of ease and plenty amongst the people of the world would be made to dip in Fire only once on the Day of Resurrection and then it would be said to him: - ‘O, son of Adam, did you find any comfort, did you happen to get any material blessing?' - He would say: 'By Allah, no, my Lord.' - And then that person from amongst the persons of the world be brought who had led the most miserable life (in the world) from amongst the inmates of Paradise. and he would be made to dip once in Paradise and it would be said to him: - 'O, son of Adam, did you face, any hardship? Or had any distress fallen to your lot?' - And he would say: 'By Allah, no, O my Lord, never did I face any hardship or experience any distress.’” (Muslim 2807)

“One of the Salaf said: 'When I am afflicted with calamity, I praise Allah four times: I praise Allah for it not being worse than it is....