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Retarded Kid: When the retarded kid makes a meme
Retarded Kid: When the retarded kid makes a meme

When the retarded kid makes a meme

Retarded Kid: Once, I went down to a department store, I was with a rather old man who didn't understand how commercial businesses work. The old man reeked of stale old woman vagina, however, I kept this to myself afraid the old man might fucking shit his britches off. He then shouted unreasonably loud, "I never thought a 96 year old woman could get so wet nigga!" He's not even black. A nearby customer, who is black, gets mad fucking angry and slams the fuck out of the perfume counter. PERFUME GOES EVERYWHERE! The old man gets a overwhelming whiff of the perfume and begins having a violent seizure, shit flying out of his ass everywhere. Jack Black pranced on, by doing some weird ass face and slipped on the pile of liquid shit, screaming: "Fuck, can a man skip in peace?". A random child is caught stealing candy through all the commotion, to which the angry ass asian store owner gets fucking heated and slams a glass on Jack Blacks head. Jack Black faces the store owner and whips out a 12 gauge shotgun from his ass then proceeds to shotgun blast the store owner in the face with fury. Coming out of a tent located in the dog food aisle, Bernie Sanders said with pride, "In this country a man should be able to skip around a store without slipping on a steaming pile of liquid shit. That killing was justified." The repercussions were removed, and mostly everyone went about their day. However, the memories still lingered in Jack Black's mind, in fact; they haunted him as he tossed and turned every night with rage. As much as he tried, he just couldn't get the crusty shit globs out of his beard. Bernie showed up at his house later that night and slammed against his door with a can of pedigree loud as fuck: "Open the door you fat fuck, I have christmas dinner!" Jack Black didn't answer the door, as he was afraid of Bernie's sensible political opinions, and Bernie crawled up a nearby tree to sleep. The next morning, neighborhood children thought he was a pinata and started to yell "Give us some candy you old bitch!". Bernie replied "Here I'll give you some candy you little shit." Bernie proceeded to throw up dog food on them from last night. One of the "special" kids proceeded to scoop up the dog food and eat it like ripe sweaty ass on a hot summer day. His friend Tyrone Zimbabwe peeked his head out of the tree and yelled with splendor, “Holy shit nigga thas fuckin nasty!" A bunch of bloods showed up in a Bentley truck and started doing a drive-by on Jack Black's house. Jack Black finally heard all the commotion and raced outside of his house, he then grasped the retarded kid and chucked him at the bloods screaming, “Natural selection niggas!". The kid hit the truck like a retarded sack of potatoes to no effect, all while projectile vomiting dog food in a backflip all over the neighborhood kids. It was then revealed in epic fashion that Filthy Frank was the driver of the Bentley. To everyone's surprise Pink Guy was in the passenger seat, this confused everyone because most thought they were both the same person. grandayy Pink guy stuck his flaming ass out of the passenger seat window with a wild grin and completely ripped ass releasing toxic fumes like a Nazi gas chamber. Jack Black fucking died from inhaling the obnoxiously stanky bullshit ass fumes. Bernie Sanders waited until it was all over and jumped out of the tree, dog food falling all over. He landed with a sick ass parkour roll, and the bloods in the back seat said, "Damn this old nigga got clout." The bloods all lowered their weapons with ease "Why didn't you say it was you bernie? We ain't bouta' harm the one nigga that's gonna make weed legal." Then something miraculous happened, a crater opened in the ground and a big round boulder blocking the sacred entrance to christ's cave slowly moved itself aside, allowing a holy light to seep into the atmosphere. Then, Jack Black arose from the crater dressed in a white robe with a thorned wreath on his head. "I am now black jesus! I am here to atone for your sins!" The bloods all pause. Filthy Frank mutters “Nigga, do you have any idea how dumb that name sounds?" Black Jesus obviously has none of that and takes one of his vintage guitars from School Of RockTM, lights it on fire and hurls it at 50 miles per hour directly into the driver side window of the truck. This impact hits Filthy Frank and Pink Guy directly, cutting off Filthy Frank's head. The bloods in the back say "Aw fuck no nigga" and throw a grenade out of the window without pulling the pin. "Amateurs." Black Jesus mutters, while pulling a glock out of his back pocket and shooting them both. Suddenly, Pink guy puts his head up. He managed to duck under the guitar that Black Jesus had thrown! He yells, “O0OYYYUUAAA" and climbs out of the car window. Black jesus picks up the old unpulled grenade and throws it into the car. Pink guy screams as he runs from the car and *BOOM!*. Pink guy then pulls out a walkie talkie and mutters sexually into it "Got a big dick nigga over here, need backup!". Immediately after, two sedans roll up and pink guy hurls himself onto one as the other pulls in front of him and starts shooting. Pink guy rolls away. Satan was the shooter, naked in the front seat, fucking George Bush in the ass as his head stuck outſof the pink car's floor. Hillary Clinton was sitting in the back seat getting fucked mega hard with a spinning rusty minigun held by a Nigerian Warlord. The windows were bulletproof, and the warlord sat in front of the window smiling his ass off. He held eye contact with Black Jesus the entire time while Donald Trump sat next to them in the backseat playing Fornite on his Iphone XVII. Black Jesus fired multiple shots at the warlord's window, but this didn't make the Warlord flinch or stop smiling. Once he was done with Hillary, the Warlord pulled it out of Hillary's stank pussy, stepped outside, spun it up, and took aim as his whole inbred family climbed out of the trunk and watched. "SUCK MY DICK!" yelled the warlord as Hillary's juices flew off the minigun onto his wifes face. As He started to shoot down Black Jesus's house and caused Bernie Sanders to shit his pants so hard all the neighborhood dogs came running to eat all the dog food that came from Bernie's ass. Ridiculous Pink Guy "Fan fiction" Me and a couple friends wrote last year
Retarded Kid: Once, I went down to a department store, I was with a rather old man who didn't
 understand how commercial businesses work. The old man reeked of stale old
 woman vagina, however, I kept this to myself afraid the old man might fucking shit
 his britches off.
 He then shouted unreasonably loud, "I never thought a 96 year old woman could
 get so wet nigga!" He's not even black. A nearby customer, who is black, gets mad
 fucking angry and slams the fuck out of the perfume counter. PERFUME GOES
 EVERYWHERE! The old man gets a overwhelming whiff of the perfume and begins
 having a violent seizure, shit flying out of his ass everywhere. Jack Black pranced
 on, by doing some weird ass face and slipped on the pile of liquid shit, screaming:
 "Fuck, can a man skip in peace?". A random child is caught stealing candy through
 all the commotion, to which the angry ass asian store owner gets fucking heated
 and slams a glass on Jack Blacks head. Jack Black faces the store owner and whips
 out a 12 gauge shotgun from his ass then proceeds to shotgun blast the store owner
 in the face with fury.
 Coming out of a tent located in the dog food aisle, Bernie Sanders said with pride,
 "In this country a man should be able to skip around a store without slipping on a
 steaming pile of liquid shit. That killing was justified." The repercussions were
 removed, and mostly everyone went about their day.
 However, the memories still lingered in Jack Black's mind, in fact; they haunted him
 as he tossed and turned every night with rage. As much as he tried, he just couldn't
 get the crusty shit globs out of his beard. Bernie showed up at his house later that
 night and slammed against his door with a can of pedigree loud as fuck: "Open the
 door you fat fuck, I have christmas dinner!" Jack Black didn't answer the door, as he
 was afraid of Bernie's sensible political opinions, and Bernie crawled up a nearby
 tree to sleep. The next morning, neighborhood children thought he was a pinata
 and started to yell "Give us some candy you old bitch!". Bernie replied "Here I'll give
 you some candy you little shit." Bernie proceeded to throw up dog food on them
 from last night. One of the "special" kids proceeded to scoop up the dog food and
 eat it like ripe sweaty ass on a hot summer day. His friend Tyrone Zimbabwe peeked
 his head out of the tree and yelled with splendor, “Holy shit nigga thas fuckin
 nasty!"
 A bunch of bloods showed up in a Bentley truck and started doing a drive-by on
 Jack Black's house. Jack Black finally heard all the commotion and raced outside of
 his house, he then grasped the retarded kid and chucked him at the bloods
 screaming, “Natural selection niggas!". The kid hit the truck like a retarded sack of
 potatoes to no effect, all while projectile vomiting dog food in a backflip all over the
 neighborhood kids.
 It was then revealed in epic fashion that Filthy Frank was the driver of the Bentley.
 To everyone's surprise Pink Guy was in the passenger seat, this confused everyone
 because most thought they were both the same person.
 grandayy
 Pink guy stuck his flaming ass out of the passenger seat window with a wild grin
 and completely ripped ass releasing toxic fumes like a Nazi gas chamber. Jack Black
 fucking died from inhaling the obnoxiously stanky bullshit ass fumes.
 Bernie Sanders waited until it was all over and jumped out of the tree, dog food
 falling all over. He landed with a sick ass parkour roll, and the bloods in the back
 seat said, "Damn this old nigga got clout." The bloods all lowered their weapons
 with ease "Why didn't you say it was you bernie? We ain't bouta' harm the one nigga
 that's gonna make weed legal."
 Then something miraculous happened, a crater opened in the ground and a big
 round boulder blocking the sacred entrance to christ's cave slowly moved itself
 aside, allowing a holy light to seep into the atmosphere.
 Then, Jack Black arose from the crater dressed in a white robe with a thorned
 wreath on his head. "I am now black jesus! I am here to atone for your sins!"
 The bloods all pause. Filthy Frank mutters “Nigga, do you have any idea how dumb
 that name sounds?" Black Jesus obviously has none of that and takes one of his
 vintage guitars from School Of RockTM, lights it on fire and hurls it at 50 miles per
 hour directly into the driver side window of the truck. This impact hits Filthy Frank
 and Pink Guy directly, cutting off Filthy Frank's head. The bloods in the back say
 "Aw fuck no nigga" and throw a grenade out of the window without pulling the pin.
 "Amateurs." Black Jesus mutters, while pulling a glock out of his back pocket and
 shooting them both. Suddenly, Pink guy puts his head up. He managed to duck
 under the guitar that Black Jesus had thrown! He yells, “O0OYYYUUAAA" and
 climbs out of the car window. Black jesus picks up the old unpulled grenade and
 throws it into the car.
 Pink guy screams as he runs from the car and *BOOM!*. Pink guy then pulls out a
 walkie talkie and mutters sexually into it "Got a big dick nigga over here, need
 backup!".
 Immediately after, two sedans roll up and pink guy hurls himself onto one as the
 other pulls in front of him and starts shooting. Pink guy rolls away. Satan was the
 shooter, naked in the front seat, fucking George Bush in the ass as his head stuck
 outſof the pink car's floor. Hillary Clinton was sitting in the back seat getting fucked
 mega hard with a spinning rusty minigun held by a Nigerian Warlord. The windows
 were bulletproof, and the warlord sat in front of the window smiling his ass off. He
 held eye contact with Black Jesus the entire time while Donald Trump sat next to
 them in the backseat playing Fornite on his Iphone XVII. Black Jesus fired multiple
 shots at the warlord's window, but this didn't make the Warlord flinch or stop
 smiling. Once he was done with Hillary, the Warlord pulled it out of Hillary's stank
 pussy, stepped outside, spun it up, and took aim as his whole inbred family climbed
 out of the trunk and watched.
 "SUCK MY DICK!" yelled the warlord as Hillary's juices flew off the minigun onto his
 wifes face. As He started to shoot down Black Jesus's house and caused Bernie
 Sanders to shit his pants so hard all the neighborhood dogs came running to eat all
 the dog food that came from Bernie's ass.
Ridiculous Pink Guy "Fan fiction" Me and a couple friends wrote last year

Ridiculous Pink Guy "Fan fiction" Me and a couple friends wrote last year

Retarded Kid: BRUH When the retarded kid calls you a retard
Retarded Kid: BRUH
When the retarded kid calls you a retard

When the retarded kid calls you a retard

Retarded Kid: When the retarded kid rapes the teacher to death and in her absence establishes a sovereign communist government in the school and he's holding all the other kids hostage so they have to be citizens of the government but the trump supporting kid hates communism but also likes that there's no immigration in the new nation so he kills himself and the emo kid thinks it's a suicide party and kills himself as well, meanwhile you're fucking the school furry which the nerdy kid argues is technically beastiality since furries want to be treated like animals but you also committed actual beastiality when you fucked the class hamster a week ago and the hamster unbeknownst to you had an std that made you retarded and you got it and fucked the weird kid and made him retarded and it turns out he was the one who established the new communist school nation but now the US government is coming to blow up the school since they fucking hate commies so the principal leaves the school to try and reason with the newly-arrived military forces, but the retarded kid who is now the sole dictator of the school sees him leaving and anally penetrates him until he dies because immigration and emigration is illegal and declares it the new holy land and the neo-crusaders hear him and decide to take over the school so now it's a battle between the enraged retarded kid, a group of virgins pretending to be crusaders, and the entire fucking United States military force but you've been holding in your shit for a year straight since your uncle shoved a buttplug up your ass a year ago and today was gonna be its one year anniversary in your asshole but it gets launched out by the massive amount of shit that was piling up in there and it gets a headshot on the retarded kid, unlocking you a tactical nuke you use to destroy everything on earth and it still smells like a pile of shit from your now deep- fried year-old pile of crap Ok
Retarded Kid: When the retarded kid rapes the teacher to death and in her absence establishes a
 sovereign communist government in the school and he's holding all the other kids
 hostage so they have to be citizens of the government but the trump supporting kid
 hates communism but also likes that there's no immigration in the new nation so he kills
 himself and the emo kid thinks it's a suicide party and kills himself as well, meanwhile
 you're fucking the school furry which the nerdy kid argues is technically beastiality since
 furries want to be treated like animals but you also committed actual beastiality when
 you fucked the class hamster a week ago and the hamster unbeknownst to you had an
 std that made you retarded and you got it and fucked the weird kid and made him
 retarded and it turns out he was the one who established the new communist school
 nation but now the US government is coming to blow up the school since they fucking
 hate commies so the principal leaves the school to try and reason with the newly-arrived
 military forces, but the retarded kid who is now the sole dictator of the school sees him
 leaving and anally penetrates him until he dies because immigration and emigration is
 illegal and declares it the new holy land and the neo-crusaders hear him and decide to
 take over the school so now it's a battle between the enraged retarded kid, a group of
 virgins pretending to be crusaders, and the entire fucking United States military force
 but you've been holding in your shit for a year straight since your uncle shoved a
 buttplug up your ass a year ago and today was gonna be its one year anniversary in
 your asshole but it gets launched out by the massive amount of shit that was piling up in
 there and it gets a headshot on the retarded kid, unlocking you a tactical nuke you use
 to destroy everything on earth and it still smells like a pile of shit from your now deep-
 fried year-old pile of crap
Ok

Ok

Retarded Kid: When the retarded kid rapes the teacher to death and in her absence establishes a sovereign communist government in the school and he's holding all the other kids hostage so they have to be citizens of the government but the trump supporting kid hates communism but also likes that there's no immigration in the new nation so he kills himself and the emo kid thinks it's a suicide party and kills himself as well, meanwhile you're fucking the school furry which the nerdy kid argues is technically beastiality since furries want to be treated like animals but you also committed actual beastiality when you fucked the class hamster a week ago and the hamster unbeknownst to you had an std that made you retarded and you got it and fucked the weird kid and made him retarded and it turns out he was the one who established the new communist school nation but now the US government is coming to blow up the school since they fucking hate commies so the principal leaves the school to try and reason with the newly-arrived military forces, but the retarded kid who is now the sole dictator of the school sees him leaving and anally penetrates him until he dies because immigration and emigration is illegal and declares it the new holy land and the neo-crusaders hear him and decide to take over the school so now it's a battle between the enraged retarded kid, a group of virgins pretending to be crusaders, and the entire fucking United States military force but you've been holding in your shit for a year straight since your uncle shoved a buttplug up your ass a year ago and today was gonna be its one year anniversary in your asshole but it gets launched out by the massive amount of shit that was piling up in there and it gets a headshot on the retarded kid, unlocking you a tactical nuke you use to destroy everything on earth and it still smells like a pile of shit from your now deep- fried year-old pile of crap This whole thing... yikes
Retarded Kid: When the retarded kid rapes the teacher to death and in her absence establishes a
 sovereign communist government in the school and he's holding all the other kids
 hostage so they have to be citizens of the government but the trump supporting kid
 hates communism but also likes that there's no immigration in the new nation so he kills
 himself and the emo kid thinks it's a suicide party and kills himself as well, meanwhile
 you're fucking the school furry which the nerdy kid argues is technically beastiality since
 furries want to be treated like animals but you also committed actual beastiality when
 you fucked the class hamster a week ago and the hamster unbeknownst to you had an
 std that made you retarded and you got it and fucked the weird kid and made him
 retarded and it turns out he was the one who established the new communist school
 nation but now the US government is coming to blow up the school since they fucking
 hate commies so the principal leaves the school to try and reason with the newly-arrived
 military forces, but the retarded kid who is now the sole dictator of the school sees him
 leaving and anally penetrates him until he dies because immigration and emigration is
 illegal and declares it the new holy land and the neo-crusaders hear him and decide to
 take over the school so now it's a battle between the enraged retarded kid, a group of
 virgins pretending to be crusaders, and the entire fucking United States military force
 but you've been holding in your shit for a year straight since your uncle shoved a
 buttplug up your ass a year ago and today was gonna be its one year anniversary in
 your asshole but it gets launched out by the massive amount of shit that was piling up in
 there and it gets a headshot on the retarded kid, unlocking you a tactical nuke you use
 to destroy everything on earth and it still smells like a pile of shit from your now deep-
 fried year-old pile of crap
This whole thing... yikes

This whole thing... yikes