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Bad, Family, and Phone: 2 When my grandfather was young he owned a roadside motel, and my mother used to do work around the motel for the family. The building was old and they had bad pipes, so visits from the plumber were a fairly regular occurrence over there At one point they had a clogged toilet after a guest checked out, so they called the plumber to come and clean it out. The plumber came in with his bag of gear and set to work, but the clog was stubborn After a few tries, he decided he needed to get the snake I don't know if you've ever seen a serious plumbing snake, but the big ones are a sight to behold. This isn't a little crank auger, it's a full-on electrical powered snake with a big motor on the back and a little grabby claw on the end So he fires up the snake and sends the metal coil down into the pipes with the claw closed, figuring whatever's down there he'll just bump it a bit, push it down the pipes until it clears - but this doesn't happen either. Finally, in frustration, he twists the control to open the mechanical claw at the end of the coil, closes it on something, throws the motor in reverse and starts to pull it back up By now a couple of members of the staff have gathered in the room to try and tigure out what the hell got flushed down the toilet that this giant machine couldn't remove. The motor is really straining you know that sound an electric motor makes when it's working really hard? The whole machine is struggling to pull whatever this is back up through the pipes and into the roonm Finally, after an extended wait, the object is slowly dragged, sopping wet, out of the toilet bowl - and it's a shower curtain, The staff is dumbfounded. They're trying to figure out how this could have happened. It would be weird enough if the guest had ripped the shower curtain down and flushed it down the toilet, but the shower curtain in the room is still there. It would be even weirder if the guest had brought their own shower curtain to the motel and tried to flush it down the toilet, but it's clearly one of their shower curtains. Did they try and steal the shower curtain, leave with it, then feel guilty and come back only to find that the shower curtain had already been replaced, and then flush the shower curtain down the toilet to hide the evidence? While they're discussing this, the room phone rings The person on the other end is screaming, hysterical, so it takes a few minutes for them to figure out that it's the housekeeper who was cleaning the rooms. After a few moments, the manage to get the story out of her: The snake had missed the clog entirely. Rather than spiraling down into the plumbing where it was intended to go, it had wound its way into the central line, and then back up the pipes in the room next door. It spiraled its way up, out the toilet bowl, and then started flailing wildly around the next-door bathroom like a Lovecraftian nightmare made of steel, knocking things off of shelves and clattering furiously around the room. Then, while the hapless housekeeper watched in horror, a metal claw opened on the end of it and snagged the shower curtain, ripped it off the bar ring-by-ring, spun it around the room until it was coiled tightly around the cable, and dragged it back down into the toilet bowl The actual clog was never found 10980 Because a shower curtain would really go through the pipes like that
Bad, Family, and Phone: 2
 When my grandfather was young he owned a
 roadside motel, and my mother used to do work
 around the motel for the family. The building was old
 and they had bad pipes, so visits from the plumber
 were a fairly regular occurrence over there
 At one point they had a clogged toilet after a guest
 checked out, so they called the plumber to come
 and clean it out. The plumber came in with his bag
 of gear and set to work, but the clog was stubborn
 After a few tries, he decided he needed to get the
 snake
 I don't know if you've ever seen a serious plumbing
 snake, but the big ones are a sight to behold. This
 isn't a little crank auger, it's a full-on electrical
 powered snake with a big motor on the back and a
 little grabby claw on the end
 So he fires up the snake and sends the metal coil
 down into the pipes with the claw closed, figuring
 whatever's down there he'll just bump it a bit, push it
 down the pipes until it clears - but this doesn't
 happen either. Finally, in frustration, he twists the
 control to open the mechanical claw at the end of
 the coil, closes it on something, throws the motor in
 reverse and starts to pull it back up

 By now a couple of members of the staff have
 gathered in the room to try and tigure out what the
 hell got flushed down the toilet that this giant
 machine couldn't remove. The motor is really
 straining you know that sound an electric motor
 makes when it's working really hard? The whole
 machine is struggling to pull whatever this is back
 up through the pipes and into the roonm
 Finally, after an extended wait, the object is slowly
 dragged, sopping wet, out of the toilet bowl - and it's
 a shower curtain,
 The staff is dumbfounded. They're trying to figure
 out how this could have happened. It would be
 weird enough if the guest had ripped the shower
 curtain down and flushed it down the toilet, but the
 shower curtain in the room is still there. It would be
 even weirder if the guest had brought their own
 shower curtain to the motel and tried to flush it down
 the toilet, but it's clearly one of their shower curtains.
 Did they try and steal the shower curtain, leave with
 it, then feel guilty and come back only to find that
 the shower curtain had already been replaced, and
 then flush the shower curtain down the toilet to hide
 the evidence?

 While they're discussing this, the room phone rings
 The person on the other end is screaming,
 hysterical, so it takes a few minutes for them to
 figure out that it's the housekeeper who was
 cleaning the rooms. After a few moments, the
 manage to get the story out of her:
 The snake had missed the clog entirely. Rather than
 spiraling down into the plumbing where it was
 intended to go, it had wound its way into the central
 line, and then back up the pipes in the room next
 door. It spiraled its way up, out the toilet bowl, and
 then started flailing wildly around the next-door
 bathroom like a Lovecraftian nightmare made of
 steel, knocking things off of shelves and clattering
 furiously around the room. Then, while the hapless
 housekeeper watched in horror, a metal claw
 opened on the end of it and snagged the shower
 curtain, ripped it off the bar ring-by-ring, spun it
 around the room until it was coiled tightly around the
 cable, and dragged it back down into the toilet bowl
 The actual clog was never found
 10980
Because a shower curtain would really go through the pipes like that

Because a shower curtain would really go through the pipes like that

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Bad, Fail, and Fall: Area of brain deprived of blood Blood clot Blood vessel Blood unable to pass clot <p><a href="https://aven-rave.tumblr.com/post/173641187661/probablysupervillainrpgideas-turquoisemagpie" class="tumblr_blog">aven-rave</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://probablysupervillainrpgideas.tumblr.com/post/173627234676/turquoisemagpie-cumbermums" class="tumblr_blog">probablysupervillainrpgideas</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://turquoisemagpie.tumblr.com/post/173547830749/cumbermums-blue-sunflowers" class="tumblr_blog">turquoisemagpie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cumbermums.tumblr.com/post/54412763335">cumbermums</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blue-sunflowers.tumblr.com/post/54402528149">blue-sunflowers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kingdomkeeperstrivia.tumblr.com/post/23644781369">kingdomkeeperstrivia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://animeaves.tumblr.com/post/22501511563">animeaves</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hokarotsukino.tumblr.com/post/22476805096">hokarotsukino</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mscaptains.tumblr.com/post/22445947999">mscaptains</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>STROKE: Remember The 1st Three Letters… S.T..R …<br/>My friend sent this to me and encouraged me to post it and spread the word. I agree. If everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some folks.<br/><br/>STROKE IDENTIFICATION:<br/>During a party, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine and just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes. (they offered to call ambulance)<br/><br/>They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food - while she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening. Ingrid’s husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00pm , Ingrid passed away.)<br/>She had suffered a stroke at the party . Had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us today.<br/><br/>Some don’t die. They end up in a helpless, hopeless condition instead. It only takes a minute to read this…<br/><br/>STROKE IDENTIFICATION:<br/><br/>A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke…totally. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough.<br/><br/>RECOGNIZING A STROKE<br/><br/>Remember the ‘3’ steps, STR . Read and Learn!<br/>Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster.<br/>The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke.<br/>Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions :<br/><br/>S * Ask the individual to SMILE ..<br/>T * = TALK. Ask the person to SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently) (eg ‘It is sunny out today’).<br/>R * Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS .<br/><br/>If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call the ambulance and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher.<br/><br/>NOTE : Another ‘sign’ of a stroke is<br/>1. Ask the person to ‘stick’ out their tongue.<br/>2. If the tongue is ‘crooked’, if it goes to one side or the other that is also an indication of a stroke.<br/><br/>A prominent cardiologist says if everyone who gets this e-mail sends it to 10 people; you can bet that at least one life will be saved.<br/><br/>And it could be your own.</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p>First reblog post that actually saves a life.</p> </blockquote> <p>This is a life-saving post.</p> </blockquote> <p><i>the more you know</i></p> </blockquote> <p>yeah don’t think that this can’t happen to you or someone you know if they’re young. my cousin’s wife is 33 and she had a stroke last year</p> </blockquote> <p>I’ve had a stroke. It happens to people, and the more you know about this kind of stuff, the better.Because it could be important to know.</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>LIVE SAVING. WOOOAHH. REBLOG REBLOG <b>REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG </b></p> </blockquote> <p>Had a family member almost die of one, so signal boosting because you never know when you could save a life.</p> </blockquote> <p>Because I feel bad if I don’t reblog…</p> </blockquote> <p><br/> </p> </blockquote> <p>My mother died after being paralyzed by a stroke. Please read this^</p> </blockquote> <p>I remember a while ago here in UK there were stroke-identifying adverts. Their catchphrase was FAST:</p> <ul><li>F- Face: is their face fallen on one side?<br/></li> <li>A- Arms: can they raise both their arms up and hold them there?<br/></li> <li>S- Speech: is their speech slurred? Can they speak a full sentence?<br/></li> <li>T- Time: if all the signs show a stroke, call 999.<br/></li> </ul><p>We managed to save my nana with this information when she had her first stroke. </p> </blockquote> <p>As someone who has had a stroke, I appreciate this </p> </blockquote> <p>Everyone reblog this!</p> </blockquote> <p>A friend of a friend’s 24-year-old daughter just had a stroke. Don’t think it can’t happen just because you’re young. Re-blog to save a life</p>
Bad, Fail, and Fall: Area of brain deprived of blood
 Blood clot
 Blood vessel
 Blood unable to pass clot
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<p><a href="https://probablysupervillainrpgideas.tumblr.com/post/173627234676/turquoisemagpie-cumbermums" class="tumblr_blog">probablysupervillainrpgideas</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cumbermums.tumblr.com/post/54412763335">cumbermums</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blue-sunflowers.tumblr.com/post/54402528149">blue-sunflowers</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://animeaves.tumblr.com/post/22501511563">animeaves</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hokarotsukino.tumblr.com/post/22476805096">hokarotsukino</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mscaptains.tumblr.com/post/22445947999">mscaptains</a>:</p>
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<p>STROKE: Remember The 1st Three Letters… S.T..R …<br/>My friend sent this to me and encouraged me to post it and spread the word. I agree. If everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some folks.<br/><br/>STROKE IDENTIFICATION:<br/>During a party, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine and just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes. (they offered to call ambulance)<br/><br/>They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food - while she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening. Ingrid’s husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00pm , Ingrid passed away.)<br/>She had suffered a stroke at the party . Had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us today.<br/><br/>Some don’t die. They end up in a helpless, hopeless condition instead. It only takes a minute to read this…<br/><br/>STROKE IDENTIFICATION:<br/><br/>A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke…totally. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough.<br/><br/>RECOGNIZING A STROKE<br/><br/>Remember the ‘3’ steps, STR . Read and Learn!<br/>Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster.<br/>The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke.<br/>Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions :<br/><br/>S * Ask the individual to SMILE ..<br/>T * = TALK. Ask the person to SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently) (eg ‘It is sunny out today’).<br/>R * Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS .<br/><br/>If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call the ambulance and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher.<br/><br/>NOTE : Another ‘sign’ of a stroke is<br/>1. Ask the person to ‘stick’ out their tongue.<br/>2. If the tongue is ‘crooked’, if it goes to one side or the other that is also an indication of a stroke.<br/><br/>A prominent cardiologist says if everyone who gets this e-mail sends it to 10 people; you can bet that at least one life will be saved.<br/><br/>And it could be your own.</p>
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<p>First reblog post that actually saves a life.</p>
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<p>This is a life-saving post.</p>
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<p><i>the more you know</i></p>
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<p>yeah don’t think that this can’t happen to you or someone you know if they’re young. my cousin’s wife is 33 and she had a stroke last year</p>
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<p>I’ve had a stroke. It happens to people, and the more you know about this kind of stuff, the better.Because it could be important to know.</p>
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<p>LIVE SAVING. WOOOAHH. REBLOG REBLOG <b>REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG </b></p>
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<p>Had a family member almost die of one, so signal boosting because you never know when you could save a life.</p>
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<p>Because I feel bad if I don’t reblog…</p>
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<p>My mother died after being paralyzed by a stroke. Please read this^</p>
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<p>I remember a while ago here in UK there were stroke-identifying adverts. Their catchphrase was FAST:</p>
<ul><li>F- Face: is their face fallen on one side?<br/></li>
<li>A- Arms: can they raise both their arms up and hold them there?<br/></li>
<li>S- Speech: is their speech slurred? Can they speak a full sentence?<br/></li>
<li>T- Time: if all the signs show a stroke, call 999.<br/></li>
</ul><p>We managed to save my nana with this information when she had her first stroke. </p>
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<p>As someone who has had a stroke, I appreciate this </p>
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<p>Everyone reblog this!</p>
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<p>A friend of a friend’s 24-year-old daughter just had a stroke. Don’t think it can’t happen just because you’re young. Re-blog to save a life</p>

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Chris Hemsworth, Cute, and Instagram: It's my duty to bring you all the important Hemsworth news. And today, I have a big announcement. It's this photo of Chris Hemsworth's arm. And the rest of him too. And also his dog. instagram.com Now, you may be asking yourself, "Isn't this just a photo of Chris Hemsworth? How is this news?" To which I say, please turn your attention to exhibit A and exhibit B. Exhibit B Exhibit A Right about now you're probably asking, "Wait, someone got PAID to write this?!" To which I say, yes, yes I did. 70 And you might be tempted to ask, "Oh so it's okay to objectify men and not women?! Isn't this just reverse sexism?!" To which I say, NO THAT'S NOT A THING, learn some basic Gender Studies 101, and understand the systemic power imbalances inherent in the patriarchy that render men as subjects even when viewed through the female gaze, therefore making it literally impossible for them to be objectified, i.e. reduced to nothing more than sexual objects. Also, there's a cute dog. <p><a href="https://buzzfeed.tumblr.com/post/173499275032/weirdbuzzfeed-excuse-me-here-is-a-very-important" class="tumblr_blog">buzzfeed</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://weirdbuzzfeed.tumblr.com/post/173499074484/excuse-me-here-is-a-very-important-photo-of-chris" class="tumblr_blog">weirdbuzzfeed</a>:</p><blockquote><h2><a href="https://bzfd.it/2reWPrV">Excuse Me, Here Is A Very Important Photo Of Chris Hemsworth’s Arm</a></h2></blockquote> <h2>:)<br/></h2></blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mqQkSZkMQiMg6dntGRktsJw">@buzzfeed</a> should be obiterated from earth for allowing this garbage to reach human eyes.</p>
Chris Hemsworth, Cute, and Instagram: It's my duty to bring you all the important Hemsworth news.
 And today, I have a big announcement.

 It's this photo of Chris Hemsworth's arm. And the rest of
 him too. And also his dog.

 instagram.com

 Now, you may be asking yourself, "Isn't this just a photo of
 Chris Hemsworth? How is this news?" To which I say, please
 turn your attention to exhibit A and exhibit B.
 Exhibit B
 Exhibit A

 Right about now you're probably asking, "Wait, someone
 got PAID to write this?!"
 To which I say, yes, yes I did.
 70
 And you might be tempted to ask, "Oh so it's okay to
 objectify men and not women?! Isn't this just reverse
 sexism?!"
 To which I say, NO THAT'S NOT A THING, learn some basic Gender Studies 101, and
 understand the systemic power imbalances inherent in the patriarchy that render men as
 subjects even when viewed through the female gaze, therefore making it literally impossible
 for them to be objectified, i.e. reduced to nothing more than sexual objects.
 Also, there's a cute dog.
<p><a href="https://buzzfeed.tumblr.com/post/173499275032/weirdbuzzfeed-excuse-me-here-is-a-very-important" class="tumblr_blog">buzzfeed</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://weirdbuzzfeed.tumblr.com/post/173499074484/excuse-me-here-is-a-very-important-photo-of-chris" class="tumblr_blog">weirdbuzzfeed</a>:</p><blockquote><h2><a href="https://bzfd.it/2reWPrV">Excuse Me, Here Is A Very Important Photo Of Chris Hemsworth’s Arm</a></h2></blockquote>
<h2>:)<br/></h2></blockquote>

<p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mqQkSZkMQiMg6dntGRktsJw">@buzzfeed</a> should be obiterated from earth for allowing this garbage to reach human eyes.</p>

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