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Being Alone, Bitch, and Click: 07/15/19(Mon)14:26:48 No.219573344 What will happen at Area 51: >be me >mom drops me off in Nevada from >"have a good time sweaty" >shanks mum >heaving breathing >my new Rick and Morty shirt has 97 KB JPG pit stains already bc it's so hot outside chicken tendie crusted sauce at the ends of lips >meet up with my fellow bros only 5 of us >heavy breathing x5 >we go over the blue prints and the map 'anyone know how to read a blue print" heavy breathing x4 >fuck >okay >we decide to LEEROY JENKINS this place we all run towards area 51 >Kevin gets a rock in his shoes >GO ON WITHOUT ME >hear gun ire >hit the fucking deck >turns out it's just Kyle shitting himself while running (we've all done this) get back up run right through the fucking gates rip off my shirt hulk hogan style >tits are flopping in the breeze >Kyle and Jeremy right behind me with their finger guns out >AHH >Kick open the door >dark empty room wait, where's Chad? slow clapping from a distance >it's Chad Chad: SO YOU'VE FIGURED ME OUT, AVE YOU? THINK YOU CAN HAVE ALL THE ALIEN TIDDIES YOU WANT? I DONT THINK SO. THE CHEEKS ARE MINE FOR THE CLAPPING chad draws his lightsaber >Kyle, Jeremy, and both nod we draw our lightsabers brriiooemm x3 >we fight >click clack our sabers hit 'ouch Kyle you poked my fucking eye" >Kyle flips Jeremy's Tiddy aggressively >they both wrestle on the ground >"fucking bitch" *meat slapping noises* realize I must fight Chad alone >we fight click clack clack vooom >stab chad right in the heart Chad falls to the ground >I kneel beside Chad "chad...it didnt have to be this way" "Im sorry, Anon. I just... just wanted to clap all the alien cheeks by myself. I figured I could have a family, you know? An alien family. And maybe my kids wouldnt bea loser like me." chad dies in my arms >Area 51 guard comes into the room >'um...you kids cant play here" mom picks me up >she asks me how it was >i said chad died but it was okay we get some KFC >they forget the gravy >i fucking hate Nevada Anon storms Area 51
Being Alone, Bitch, and Click: 07/15/19(Mon)14:26:48 No.219573344
 What will happen at Area 51:
 >be me
 >mom drops me off in Nevada
 from
 >"have a good time sweaty"
 >shanks mum
 >heaving breathing
 >my new Rick and Morty shirt has
 97 KB JPG
 pit stains already bc it's so hot outside
 chicken tendie crusted sauce at the ends of lips
 >meet up with my fellow bros
 only 5 of us
 >heavy breathing x5
 >we go over the blue prints and the map
 'anyone know how to read a blue print"
 heavy breathing x4
 >fuck
 >okay
 >we decide to LEEROY JENKINS this place
 we all run towards area 51
 >Kevin gets a rock in his shoes
 >GO ON WITHOUT ME
 >hear gun ire
 >hit the fucking deck
 >turns out it's just Kyle shitting himself while
 running (we've all done this)
 get back up
 run right through the fucking gates
 rip off my shirt hulk hogan style
 >tits are flopping in the breeze
 >Kyle and Jeremy right behind me with their finger
 guns out
 >AHH
 >Kick open the door
 >dark empty room
 wait, where's Chad?
 slow clapping from a distance
 >it's Chad
 Chad: SO YOU'VE FIGURED ME OUT, AVE YOU?
 THINK YOU CAN HAVE ALL THE ALIEN TIDDIES
 YOU WANT? I DONT THINK SO. THE CHEEKS ARE
 MINE FOR THE CLAPPING
 chad draws his lightsaber
 >Kyle, Jeremy, and both nod
 we draw our lightsabers
 brriiooemm x3
 >we fight
 >click clack our sabers hit
 'ouch Kyle you poked my fucking eye"
 >Kyle flips Jeremy's Tiddy aggressively
 >they both wrestle on the ground
 >"fucking bitch" *meat slapping noises*
 realize I must fight Chad alone
 >we fight
 click clack clack vooom
 >stab chad right in the heart
 Chad falls to the ground
 >I kneel beside Chad
 "chad...it didnt have to be this way"
 "Im sorry, Anon. I just... just wanted to clap all
 the alien cheeks by myself. I figured I could have a
 family, you know? An alien family. And maybe my
 kids wouldnt bea loser like me."
 chad dies in my arms
 >Area 51 guard comes into the room
 >'um...you kids cant play here"
 mom picks me up
 >she asks me how it was
 >i said chad died but it was okay
 we get some KFC
 >they forget the gravy
 >i fucking hate Nevada
Anon storms Area 51

Anon storms Area 51

Bad, Community, and Do It Again: M July 9 at 3:33 PM People like to bash on the Steven Universe, Undertale, and Rick and Morty fandoms, writing them off as trash, but you never hear ill words about... - the Star Wars fandom, who bullied the guy who played Anakin in the prequels to such a degree that he quit being an actor - the Star Trek fandom, who bullied Wil Wheaton, a CHILD at the time of his role in TNG, despite the admittedly poor writing of his character not being his fault - the Western Otaku community, which is actively hostile towards women and Trans individuals... Like Share More Comment Replies View post Replies to s comment on your post friend 2 Can we not start a riot Like on Tue More ие I'm just saying, let he who is without sin cast the first stone... Like More on Tue Don't quote what Jesus said to me about this Like More on Tue fhend 2 Like on Tue More and the others said every Fandom has a bad side doesn't mean that's what the Fandom is which is basically how you put it with your post so please do me a favor and check how you word things before posting them because I am part of those Fandoms. Also quoting the words of Jesus for something that has nothing to do with religion or even the topic of that actually pissed me off a bit Ad Like on Tue More As* Like More on Tue I'm not implying that those fandoms are inherently terrible. I myself am a huge Star Trek fan and come from a family of diehard Star Trek fans. What I'm saying is that the actions of a piece of media's fanbase should not be a factor when judging the quality of the media. I'm also saying that mainstream public opinion will often attack certain fandoms while ignoring the egregious behavior of others simply because those other fandoms are bigger and older, and the ones doing the attacking often belong to those fandoms themselves. Thus, the "let he who is without sin cast the first stone" proverb is fitting for this situation. I'm not saying that people from the bigger and older fandoms are bad, I'm saying that the way that Steven Universe, Undertale, and Rick and Morty are widely hated is completely unfair to them. Like on Tue More I didn't intend to use that proverb in a demeaning or sacrilegious way. It's perfectly valid to use quotes from the Bible in a non- religious context when discussing matters of philosophy. Even from a purely secular standpoint, Jesus was a great philosopher whose ideas for how life should be lived can apply very well to a variety of contexts on Tue Like More This is not a philosophical context or even a context that quoting the Bible should even be used. So before you go slinging quotes that you don't know about for even why it was said. Learn what the meaning behind them is if you don't mind because this is not a religious matter and btw Jesus wasn't a philosopher he was the son of a carpenter. If you want me to give a damn sermon I will because darlin this is crossing a line when you bring a quote like that into BS that it has nothing to do with or be a part of so please do me a huge favor and don't do it again and learn a fact before you run a lip 11 hrs Like More Write a reply... Reply 288. My friend flies off the handle when I dare to use a Bible quote in a non-religious context
Bad, Community, and Do It Again: M July 9 at 3:33 PM
 People like to bash on the Steven Universe, Undertale,
 and Rick and Morty fandoms, writing them off as trash,
 but you never hear ill words about...
 - the Star Wars fandom, who bullied the guy who played
 Anakin in the prequels to such a degree that he quit being
 an actor
 - the Star Trek fandom, who bullied Wil Wheaton, a CHILD
 at the time of his role in TNG, despite the admittedly poor
 writing of his character not being his fault
 - the Western Otaku community, which is actively hostile
 towards women and Trans individuals...
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 and the others said every Fandom has a
 bad side doesn't mean that's what the Fandom
 is which is basically how you put it with your
 post so please do me a favor and check how
 you word things before posting them because I
 am part of those Fandoms. Also quoting the
 words of Jesus for something that has nothing
 to do with religion or even the topic of that
 actually pissed me off a bit
 Ad
 Like
 on Tue
 More
 As*
 Like
 More
 on Tue
 I'm not implying that those fandoms are
 inherently terrible. I myself am a huge Star Trek
 fan and come from a family of diehard Star Trek
 fans. What I'm saying is that the actions of a
 piece of media's fanbase should not be a factor
 when judging the quality of the media. I'm also
 saying that mainstream public opinion will often
 attack certain fandoms while ignoring the
 egregious behavior of others simply because
 those other fandoms are
 bigger and older, and
 the ones doing the attacking often belong to
 those fandoms themselves. Thus, the "let he
 who is without sin cast the first stone" proverb
 is fitting for this situation. I'm not saying that
 people from the bigger and older fandoms are
 bad, I'm saying that the way that Steven
 Universe, Undertale, and Rick and Morty are
 widely hated is completely unfair to them.
 Like
 on Tue
 More
 I didn't intend to use that proverb in a
 demeaning or sacrilegious way. It's perfectly
 valid to use quotes from the Bible in a non-
 religious context when discussing matters of
 philosophy. Even from a purely secular
 standpoint, Jesus was a great philosopher
 whose ideas for how life should be lived can
 apply very well to a variety of contexts
 on Tue Like More
 This is not a philosophical context or even a
 context that quoting the Bible should even be
 used. So before you go slinging quotes that you
 don't know about for even why it was said.
 Learn what the meaning behind them is if you
 don't mind because this is not a religious matter
 and btw Jesus wasn't a philosopher he was the
 son of a carpenter. If you want me to give a
 damn sermon I will because darlin this is
 crossing a line when you bring a quote like that
 into BS that it has nothing to do with or be a
 part of so please do me a huge favor and don't
 do it again and learn a fact before you run a lip
 11 hrs Like More
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