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Target, Tumblr, and Gang: dancingwdinosaurs:It´s ridiculously hot here so I spent all day inside drawing the gang(sey)
Target, Tumblr, and Gang: dancingwdinosaurs:It´s ridiculously hot here so I spent all day inside drawing the gang(sey)

dancingwdinosaurs:It´s ridiculously hot here so I spent all day inside drawing the gang(sey)

Funny, Tumblr, and Blog: rgstewey: Under no circumstances can I say this is not ridiculously funny.
Funny, Tumblr, and Blog: rgstewey:

Under no circumstances can I say this is not ridiculously funny.

rgstewey: Under no circumstances can I say this is not ridiculously funny.

Ass, Dude, and Energy: Countess Von Fingerbang @HeatherApplebum Men who feel the need to quiz women when we show any interest in something that they deem "theirs" are fucking annoying. Cut it the fuck out, suck a dick "With all the six stones I can simply snap my fingers, they will all cease to exist. I call that...mercy"-Thanos Replying to @MajinCheeks But can you name all the stones according to color? 5/11/18, 3:22 PM 1 Retweet e r Bluffy Spice @MajinCh... . 17h Replying to @themanstre Let's play! Space Mind Power 5/12/18,6:43 AM 78.9K Retweets 216K Likes oh-the-mess-i-make: madamehearthwitch: evilkillerpoptarts: momo-de-avis: cumaeansibyl: a) do you really think someone would put all that time and energy into making an infinity stone jewelry piece if they didn’t know all about the infinity stones b) I don’t see you putting all that time and energy into making an infinity stone jewelry piece, what have you contributed lately besides being a dick to people for no reason c) who gives a shit if you can’t name all the stones, you’re allowed to enjoy the shit you enjoy without some whiney ass loser quizzing you to the smallest detail I will NEVER FORGET my first convention.  A table was doing Transformers trivia and you could win a prize.  The men in front of me were asked fairly difficult questions.   Then I rolled up.  Dressed as Thrust because buttwings, damnit. “Oh, we’ll go easy on you,” the dude said in the most condescending, smarmy tone.  “Name one of the dinobots.” I rattled all five off in alphabetical order, and demanded that they tell me all six Constructicons. There were several guys at the table.  They managed five. “You forgot Bonecrusher,” I said sweetly and walked off.  I didn’t want the prize I’d rightfully earned.  Their spluttering was all I wanted. If you’re gonna gatekeep, I’m gonna DESTROY YOU. Great story BUT… You shouldn’t have to destroy them!! You don’t have to love something in a ridiculously obsessive way that knows every tiny fucking detail for your love of it to bring you joy. If that’s how they get joy, cool, nice for them. But you don’t have to. You can casually love a thing, cosplay as a thing, go to cons for a thing, without dissecting it into little pieces. Women do not have to be exceptional in order to belong. WOMEN DO NOT HAVE TO BE EXCEPTIONAL IN ORDER TO BELONG
Ass, Dude, and Energy: Countess Von Fingerbang
 @HeatherApplebum
 Men who feel the need to quiz women
 when we show any interest in something
 that they deem "theirs" are fucking
 annoying. Cut it the fuck out, suck a dick
 "With all the six stones I can simply
 snap my fingers, they will all cease to
 exist. I call that...mercy"-Thanos
 Replying to @MajinCheeks
 But can you name all the stones
 according to color?
 5/11/18, 3:22 PM
 1 Retweet
 e r Bluffy Spice @MajinCh... . 17h
 Replying to @themanstre
 Let's play!
 Space
 Mind
 Power
 5/12/18,6:43 AM
 78.9K Retweets 216K Likes
oh-the-mess-i-make:
madamehearthwitch:

evilkillerpoptarts:

momo-de-avis:

cumaeansibyl:

a) do you really think someone would put all that time and energy into making an infinity stone jewelry piece if they didn’t know all about the infinity stones
b) I don’t see you putting all that time and energy into making an infinity stone jewelry piece, what have you contributed lately besides being a dick to people for no reason

c) who gives a shit if you can’t name all the stones, you’re allowed to enjoy the shit you enjoy without some whiney ass loser quizzing you to the smallest detail

I will NEVER FORGET my first convention.  A table was doing Transformers trivia and you could win a prize.  The men in front of me were asked fairly difficult questions.  
Then I rolled up.  Dressed as Thrust because buttwings, damnit.
“Oh, we’ll go easy on you,” the dude said in the most condescending, smarmy tone.  “Name one of the dinobots.”
I rattled all five off in alphabetical order, and demanded that they tell me all six Constructicons.
There were several guys at the table.  They managed five.
“You forgot Bonecrusher,” I said sweetly and walked off.  I didn’t want the prize I’d rightfully earned.  Their spluttering was all I wanted.
If you’re gonna gatekeep, I’m gonna DESTROY YOU.

Great story BUT… You shouldn’t have to destroy them!!
You don’t have to love something in a ridiculously obsessive way that knows every tiny fucking detail for your love of it to bring you joy. If that’s how they get joy, cool, nice for them. But you don’t have to.
You can casually love a thing, cosplay as a thing, go to cons for a thing, without dissecting it into little pieces.
Women do not have to be exceptional in order to belong.

WOMEN DO NOT HAVE TO BE EXCEPTIONAL IN ORDER TO BELONG

oh-the-mess-i-make: madamehearthwitch: evilkillerpoptarts: momo-de-avis: cumaeansibyl: a) do you really think someone would put all that...

Bodies , Climbing, and Deer: Zombie apocalypses are curiously lacking a large array ofent that could equipment that could neatly control the situation "But we can't build walls to contain them!" 75 Moves by truck, train or boat. Ridiculously common. And see those holes on the bottom? Mobile by forklift. Also, HEAVY, even when empty they're in the tons. If you had some warning you could string these things end to end for miles and human bodies can't move them. Plus they're nice and wide so you can comfortably walk on top of them for patrols. "But we don't have easy ways to kill them!" Put the shotgun down you fucking idiot. No tires to pop. Heavy and slow but inevitable. Climbing required to enter and thus, relatively zombie proof, especially if you spend like an hour to protect the glass. A lot of large farming equipment can destroy Want to guess what it'd do to a decaying human bady? It's not pretty Now I know what you're thinking. Merely lattening them with common construction equipment or farming gear isn't enough How about a tree trimmer that can mulch a tree top to bottom in nothing flat? OM NOM NOM NOM. "But we need ways to move a lot of people that zombies can't stop!" BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER. Deer don't hawe a chance and neither does a zombie. But that's not good enough!" NOW it's time to call our friend the military because this ride stops for no one. Do I need to keep going or is it clear the movies are bullshit yet? Seriously a dozen prepared people with heavy equipment licenses could clear an entire street of zombies AND powerwash it after. Country folk can survive The tumblr solution to the zombie apocalypse
Bodies , Climbing, and Deer: Zombie apocalypses are
 curiously lacking a large
 array ofent that could
 equipment that could
 neatly control the
 situation
 "But we can't build walls to contain them!"
 75
 Moves by truck, train or boat. Ridiculously
 common. And see those holes on the bottom?
 Mobile by forklift. Also, HEAVY, even when
 empty they're in the tons. If you had some
 warning you could string these things end to
 end for miles and human bodies can't move
 them. Plus they're nice and wide so you can
 comfortably walk on top of them for patrols.
 "But we don't have
 easy ways to kill them!"
 Put the shotgun down you fucking idiot.
 No tires to pop. Heavy and slow but inevitable.
 Climbing required to enter and thus, relatively
 zombie proof, especially if you spend like an
 hour to protect the glass.
 A lot of large farming equipment can destroy
 Want to guess what it'd do to a decaying
 human bady? It's not pretty
 Now I know what you're thinking. Merely
 lattening them with common construction
 equipment or farming gear isn't enough
 How about a
 tree trimmer that can mulch a tree top to
 bottom in nothing flat?
 OM NOM NOM NOM.
 "But we need ways to move a lot of people that
 zombies can't stop!"
 BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER. Deer don't hawe
 a chance and neither does a zombie.
 But that's not good enough!"
 NOW it's time to call our friend the military
 because this ride stops for no one.
 Do I need to keep going or is it clear the movies
 are bullshit yet? Seriously a dozen prepared
 people with heavy equipment licenses could
 clear an entire street of zombies AND
 powerwash it after.
 Country folk can survive
The tumblr solution to the zombie apocalypse

The tumblr solution to the zombie apocalypse

Funny, Tumblr, and Blog: pardonmewhileipanic: zanimez: this is ridiculously funny this person is a damn delight
Funny, Tumblr, and Blog: pardonmewhileipanic:

zanimez:
this is ridiculously funny
this person is a damn delight

pardonmewhileipanic: zanimez: this is ridiculously funny this person is a damn delight