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Anaconda, Life, and Memes: @Standup911 A MUST READ- During a robbery, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: “Don’t move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you.” Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called “Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking. When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: “Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!” This is called “Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to do! When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): “Big brother, let’s count how much we got.” The older robber rebutted and said: “You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!” This is called “Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications! After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: “Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”. This is called “Swim with the tide.” Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage! The supervisor says: “It will be good if there is a robbery every month.” This is called “Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important than your job. The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained: “We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!” This is called “Knowledge is worth as much as gold!” The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery. This is called “Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to take risks! So who are the real robbers here. standup911 fuckthesystem
Anaconda, Life, and Memes: @Standup911
A MUST READ- During a robbery, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: “Don’t move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you.” Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called “Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking. When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: “Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!” This is called “Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to do! When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): “Big brother, let’s count how much we got.” The older robber rebutted and said: “You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!” This is called “Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications! After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: “Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”. This is called “Swim with the tide.” Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage! The supervisor says: “It will be good if there is a robbery every month.” This is called “Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important than your job. The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained: “We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!” This is called “Knowledge is worth as much as gold!” The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery. This is called “Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to take risks! So who are the real robbers here. standup911 fuckthesystem

A MUST READ- During a robbery, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: “Don’t move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belon...

Memes, Money, and Police: Grandmother Finds Grandson's Plans For School Shooting a Day Before Parkland Massacre @balleralert Grandmother Finds Grandson’s Plans For School Shooting a Day Before Parkland Massacre - Blogged by: @RaquelHarrisTV ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Another student was plotting a mass shooting at a Washington state high school but didn’t get away with it because his grandmother turned his plans into police. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On Tuesday, just a day before the Parkland, Fla. high school terror attack, Catherine Katsel-O’Connor called the police after she found notes in her grandson’s journal about shooting students at ACES high school. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The grandmother says she was alarmed by the evil ideas her grandson Joshua Alexander O’Connor’s kept in his journal. But what shocked her more was the semi-automatic rifle she found in his guitar case. "I'm preparing myself for the school shooting,” the teenager wrote, according to court documents. “I can’t wait. My aim has gotten much more accurate ... I can’t wait to walk into that class and blow all those f--ers away." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ As soon as authorities found out about the man’s plans they pulled him from his Kamiak High School class and arrested him. While in custody Joshua attempted to run away and kicked one of the police. In the end, police were able to subdue the man. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Joshua has been charged with attempted murder, assault of a police officer and armed robbery because of money he had stolen to fund his attack. His bail was set at $5 million.
Memes, Money, and Police: Grandmother Finds Grandson's
 Plans For School Shooting a Day
 Before Parkland Massacre
 @balleralert
Grandmother Finds Grandson’s Plans For School Shooting a Day Before Parkland Massacre - Blogged by: @RaquelHarrisTV ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Another student was plotting a mass shooting at a Washington state high school but didn’t get away with it because his grandmother turned his plans into police. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On Tuesday, just a day before the Parkland, Fla. high school terror attack, Catherine Katsel-O’Connor called the police after she found notes in her grandson’s journal about shooting students at ACES high school. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The grandmother says she was alarmed by the evil ideas her grandson Joshua Alexander O’Connor’s kept in his journal. But what shocked her more was the semi-automatic rifle she found in his guitar case. "I'm preparing myself for the school shooting,” the teenager wrote, according to court documents. “I can’t wait. My aim has gotten much more accurate ... I can’t wait to walk into that class and blow all those f--ers away." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ As soon as authorities found out about the man’s plans they pulled him from his Kamiak High School class and arrested him. While in custody Joshua attempted to run away and kicked one of the police. In the end, police were able to subdue the man. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Joshua has been charged with attempted murder, assault of a police officer and armed robbery because of money he had stolen to fund his attack. His bail was set at $5 million.

Grandmother Finds Grandson’s Plans For School Shooting a Day Before Parkland Massacre - Blogged by: @RaquelHarrisTV ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Anot...

Birthday, Disney, and Disney World: I am in tears. humansofny Likedad 21,514 others humansofny "My first thought was 'Oh no wasn't ready for a kid. Her mother and I were fuck-ups and addicts. I'd just finished seven years in jail for robbery. But everything changed on Valentines Day, 1992. That's when I found out the baby was going to be a. Right away I started buying all this girly stuff. I was excited. I became more civil. I was going to raise my daughter to be kind and respectful to everyone. So l became that person. And she became that person too. Every day 1 picked her up from school after work. We went to theaters, and museums, and Disney World three different times. Every year on my birthday we dressed up and got tea at the Four Seasons. She ended up being the valedictorian of her class. She went to Duke on a full scholarship. Now she's in law school at NYU. I look at her and I think that she must have done all this by herself. Because I'm kinda 'street grew up in the projects. And she's gone so much farther than l ever could. SoI always thought I had nothing to do with it. But have friends who tell me that I made a big difference. AndI did always teach her to work hard and do her best. And she told me recently, that when she had to write an essay for her SAT, she called it: 'My Father, My Hero." iow all 741comment best parent award of the years goes to.. (If you can’t read it just slide to the next picture) credits; @humansofny
Birthday, Disney, and Disney World: I am in tears.
 humansofny
 Likedad 21,514 others
 humansofny "My first thought was 'Oh no wasn't ready
 for a kid. Her mother and I were fuck-ups and addicts. I'd
 just finished seven years in jail for robbery. But everything
 changed on Valentines Day, 1992. That's when I found out
 the baby was going to be a. Right away I started
 buying all this girly stuff. I was excited. I became more
 civil. I was going to raise my daughter to be kind and
 respectful to everyone. So l became that person. And she
 became that person too. Every day 1 picked her up from
 school after work. We went to theaters, and museums, and
 Disney World three different times. Every year on my
 birthday we dressed up and got tea at the Four Seasons.
 She ended up being the valedictorian of her class. She
 went to Duke on a full scholarship. Now she's in law school
 at NYU. I look at her and I think that she must have done
 all this by herself. Because I'm kinda 'street grew up in
 the projects. And she's gone so much farther than l ever
 could. SoI always thought I had nothing to do with it. But
 have friends who tell me that I made a big difference. AndI
 did always teach her to work hard and do her best. And
 she told me recently, that when she had to write an essay
 for her SAT, she called it: 'My Father, My Hero."
 iow all 741comment
best parent award of the years goes to.. (If you can’t read it just slide to the next picture) credits; @humansofny

best parent award of the years goes to.. (If you can’t read it just slide to the next picture) credits; @humansofny

Blade, Drunk, and Memes: Store Clerk Knocks Out Robber Who Said "We Can Do This The Easy Way or The Hard Way" @balleralert Store Clerk Knocks Out Robber Who Said “We Can Do This The Easy Way or The Hard Way” – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On Monday, a convenience store clerk took matters into his own hands after a would-be robber tried to overthrow his store. The suspect, who has been identified as 52-year-old AndreYoung, entered the Speedway on Northland Boulevard and tried to jump over the counter with a blade. However, the store clerk fought back, seizing the blade and delivering a devastating right hook to knock Young out. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The clerk then called 911 to explain the situation, which was also captured by a security camera inside of the Speedway. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “He’s still in here,” the clerk told officials. “I had to knock him out. You need to get a trooper here now, because he’s in here, he’s in here all f*cked up.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “The allegations are that the defendant went into a Speedway gas station, brandished a box cutter, and stated, ‘We can do this the easy way, or the hard way,’” Dave Wood of the Hamilton County prosecutor’s office said. “The cashier luckily was able to defend himself and incapacitate the defendant until police showed up.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Later, in an interview with police, Young said his actions were misconstrued. He claimed he was holding the knife to cut something off his shirt, to which officials responded by saying it isn’t smart to try to jump a counter with a blade, if you aren’t planning to rob someone. “Man, I was drunk,” Young replied. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The next day, Young stood before a judge on crutches with a swollen black eye. The judge set a $175,000 bond on two counts of aggravated robbery and assault. Oddly enough, officials say Young was convicted of using a bat to rob the same gas station back in 2005.
Blade, Drunk, and Memes: Store Clerk Knocks Out Robber Who Said
 "We Can Do This The Easy Way or The
 Hard Way"
 @balleralert
Store Clerk Knocks Out Robber Who Said “We Can Do This The Easy Way or The Hard Way” – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On Monday, a convenience store clerk took matters into his own hands after a would-be robber tried to overthrow his store. The suspect, who has been identified as 52-year-old AndreYoung, entered the Speedway on Northland Boulevard and tried to jump over the counter with a blade. However, the store clerk fought back, seizing the blade and delivering a devastating right hook to knock Young out. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The clerk then called 911 to explain the situation, which was also captured by a security camera inside of the Speedway. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “He’s still in here,” the clerk told officials. “I had to knock him out. You need to get a trooper here now, because he’s in here, he’s in here all f*cked up.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “The allegations are that the defendant went into a Speedway gas station, brandished a box cutter, and stated, ‘We can do this the easy way, or the hard way,’” Dave Wood of the Hamilton County prosecutor’s office said. “The cashier luckily was able to defend himself and incapacitate the defendant until police showed up.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Later, in an interview with police, Young said his actions were misconstrued. He claimed he was holding the knife to cut something off his shirt, to which officials responded by saying it isn’t smart to try to jump a counter with a blade, if you aren’t planning to rob someone. “Man, I was drunk,” Young replied. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The next day, Young stood before a judge on crutches with a swollen black eye. The judge set a $175,000 bond on two counts of aggravated robbery and assault. Oddly enough, officials say Young was convicted of using a bat to rob the same gas station back in 2005.

Store Clerk Knocks Out Robber Who Said “We Can Do This The Easy Way or The Hard Way” – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On Monday, a con...