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rocking: I dont mind a nigga hugging my girl but it you pick her up and do that cute twirl, imma break your jaw 10/30/18, 10:36 AM 80 Retweets 244 Likes Papa John, @johnda... 10/30/18 Or one of them rocking side to side hugs 2 you will receive arn uppercut at mach speed I’ll beat the dog shit out of a nigga like my name was stewie. Any dude that turn into Kevin Hart around your girl gotta get hit with that choppa. i remember I was going to football tryouts with my bros in high school. Them niqqas was encouraging me to go but I didn’t want to. They put me on to how the girls who wanted to be cheer leaders be pulling up and watching. I use to be fat. A cheese burger away from being Obeast. During practice coach had the nerve to put me on the skin team for skin vs shirts. Man my titties were wet like submarine missles. I missed every catch bro. I look like the clam when Patrick tossed that peanut at the museum. I felt embarrassed as fucked getting my ankles swirled by my bro Demarcus. Why he had to juke my ass out my church shoes tho. All the hoes was laughing bro. I caused a 3 magnitude earth quake. My crush who I invited was still faithfully sitting there in the stands. I managed to get one touchdown off a safety. I saw her looking at me and I knew she saw me flex on em. Practice was over and I tried to approach my crush for her number. I seen my bro Demarcus pull up. King cock block you don’t say? Nigga was asking about tomorrow hw like he gonna do it. Shorty was hype to see him. Boy went up and gave her one of them rocking chair hugs. When ya meat pressed up against her stomach. Nigga was looking over her shoulders with that Vegeta smirk like” yea ima fuck yo bitch”. I held back tears like the G I was pose to be. I met that Biggs Demarcus in the locker room after to toss hands. That boy punted my ass across the locker room. I ain’t never get a tackled so hard. I felt like a crushed bag of chips. I laid there with no hoes and in need of a ice pack. I learned every homie ain’t ya homie when it comes to pussy 😔. I’m still a where my hug ass niqqa.
 rocking: I dont mind a nigga hugging my girl
 but it you pick her up and do that
 cute twirl, imma break your jaw
 10/30/18, 10:36 AM
 80 Retweets 244 Likes
 Papa John, @johnda... 10/30/18
 Or one of them rocking side to side
 hugs 2 you will receive arn
 uppercut at mach speed
I’ll beat the dog shit out of a nigga like my name was stewie. Any dude that turn into Kevin Hart around your girl gotta get hit with that choppa. i remember I was going to football tryouts with my bros in high school. Them niqqas was encouraging me to go but I didn’t want to. They put me on to how the girls who wanted to be cheer leaders be pulling up and watching. I use to be fat. A cheese burger away from being Obeast. During practice coach had the nerve to put me on the skin team for skin vs shirts. Man my titties were wet like submarine missles. I missed every catch bro. I look like the clam when Patrick tossed that peanut at the museum. I felt embarrassed as fucked getting my ankles swirled by my bro Demarcus. Why he had to juke my ass out my church shoes tho. All the hoes was laughing bro. I caused a 3 magnitude earth quake. My crush who I invited was still faithfully sitting there in the stands. I managed to get one touchdown off a safety. I saw her looking at me and I knew she saw me flex on em. Practice was over and I tried to approach my crush for her number. I seen my bro Demarcus pull up. King cock block you don’t say? Nigga was asking about tomorrow hw like he gonna do it. Shorty was hype to see him. Boy went up and gave her one of them rocking chair hugs. When ya meat pressed up against her stomach. Nigga was looking over her shoulders with that Vegeta smirk like” yea ima fuck yo bitch”. I held back tears like the G I was pose to be. I met that Biggs Demarcus in the locker room after to toss hands. That boy punted my ass across the locker room. I ain’t never get a tackled so hard. I felt like a crushed bag of chips. I laid there with no hoes and in need of a ice pack. I learned every homie ain’t ya homie when it comes to pussy 😔. I’m still a where my hug ass niqqa.

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rocking: Baby & Child Care Health Care Sports Ntition Personal Care w Health & Personal Care Household Supplies Vitamins & Diet Supplements Health&Household Sensal Weliness > Aduit Toys&Games Sex Toys Didos Liquid Silicone Dildo, Nabini Huge Black 12 Inch Thick Realistic Suction Cup Waterproof Dildo by NatansPc ☆☆☆☆☆-10 customer renews You Sav In Stoc Gt-wap 2 Colors Want it One Da Start AT&T LTE 12:47 PM Q Search This Thing Almost Killed My Grandmaa Ok. First off, THIS THING IS HUGE!!! I didn't realize it when ordering. But When every one left the house one dayI decided to give it the old college try. The suction cup works well, I had it stuck to my bedroom door. Ok, so when trying to use this it was really big and awkward. I was trying to back against it slowly letting my butt hole adjust to the massive width. I had my I-Pod Listening to "Eye of the Tiger" trying to get pumped for the whole thing. Well I didn't hear my grandmother come home early and apparently i was making some noise rocking back on this Mega-Dong mounted to the door, and singing along to The Theme Song to Rocky. Well my Grandma comes to investigate and jerks my door open, which snatched the toy out of my butt bringing my sphincter with it. My grandmother Freaks and Slams the Door which POWER DRIVES this thing Up my anus all the way to the base. I'm Screaming in pain, and My grand mother is yelling holding her chest. Next thing I know she collapses. So there I am with a Bleeding, Prolapsed Butt hole and my grandma on the floor. I'm in so much pain and am freaking out worrying that l've killed her. So I crawled over to her and pushed her life alert button to send the paramedics. one of which was a new guy and when I tried explaining the story he literally pissed on himself laughing Anyway they popped an ammonia capsule and brought my grandmother back. She seems ok but we haven't made eye contact for 2 weeks and my butt is a little worse for wear. And when I fart now, it sounds like a Peterbilt 379 releasing its air brakes Care ルDiet Write a comment.. Post
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 This Thing Almost Killed My Grandmaa
 Ok. First off, THIS THING IS HUGE!!! I didn't realize it when
 ordering. But When every one left the house one dayI
 decided to give it the old college try. The suction cup works
 well, I had it stuck to my bedroom door. Ok, so when trying
 to use this it was really big and awkward. I was trying to
 back against it slowly letting my butt hole adjust to the
 massive width. I had my I-Pod Listening to "Eye of the Tiger"
 trying to get pumped for the whole thing. Well I didn't hear
 my grandmother come home early and apparently i was
 making some noise rocking back on this Mega-Dong
 mounted to the door, and singing along to The Theme Song
 to Rocky. Well my Grandma comes to investigate and jerks
 my door open, which snatched the toy out of my butt
 bringing my sphincter with it. My grandmother Freaks and
 Slams the Door which POWER DRIVES this thing Up my
 anus all the way to the base. I'm Screaming in pain, and My
 grand mother is yelling holding her chest. Next thing I know
 she collapses. So there I am with a Bleeding, Prolapsed Butt
 hole and my grandma on the floor. I'm in so much pain and
 am freaking out worrying that l've killed her. So I crawled
 over to her and pushed her life alert button to send the
 paramedics. one of which was a new guy and when I tried
 explaining the story he literally pissed on himself laughing
 Anyway they popped an ammonia capsule and brought my
 grandmother back. She seems ok but we haven't made eye
 contact for 2 weeks and my butt is a little worse for wear.
 And when I fart now, it sounds like a Peterbilt 379 releasing
 its air brakes
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rocking: aydenisabadkid: airdramon: awenyddogamulosx: ruthlesswoodcarver: mothensidhe: fatfury: omgxchrissy: cumleak: deux-zero-deux: demands-with-menace: Queen Hatshepsut of Ancient Egypt. She has a lovely smile for someone who’s been dead for thousands of years. she wasn’t a queen. she was a pharaoh and wanted to be referred to as such. she even had her statues modeled after the male pharaoh’s statues to state her dominance and authority. she was actually one of the most successful pharaohs in all of ancient egyptian history and she reigned longer than any other woman in power in egypt. damn no wonder she died and smiled for a trillion years afterwards The fact that we know about her is marvelous. the next Pharaoh after her Tuthmosis III  tried to erase Hatshepsut out of history ,chiseled her name off her monuments ,covered the text on her obelisks with stone,knocked down and defaced her statues . she was even left off the list of pharaohs ..talk about some patriarchy bullshit her name was lost for a couple of millennia, her body was found in a unmarked grave  in early twentieth century sad part is in Egyptian belief is  if your are forgotten in the living world you don’t exist in the afterlife,so he was trying to kill her even in death  My best friend throwing down some herstory. A+ commentary She wore a fake beard, you guys.She was the fucking boss. If we remember her now does that save her from an awful afterlife? I’m just picturing the Kemetic afterlife. All the Pharaohs are hanging out in some kind of swanky club, drinking and congratulating each other on being bros.  The doors slam open and Hatshepsut strides in, glorious, robes swirling, rocking the fake beard and the insane amounts of wealth and power. “Miss me, bitches?”  Then she punches Tuthmosis III straight in the dick. Reblog so Hatshepsut can dick punch tuthmosis in the afterlife.
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airdramon:

awenyddogamulosx:

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mothensidhe:

fatfury:

omgxchrissy:

cumleak:

deux-zero-deux:

demands-with-menace:

Queen Hatshepsut of Ancient Egypt. She has a lovely smile for someone who’s been dead for thousands of years.

she wasn’t a queen. she was a pharaoh and wanted to be referred to as such. she even had her statues modeled after the male pharaoh’s statues to state her dominance and authority. she was actually one of the most successful pharaohs in all of ancient egyptian history and she reigned longer than any other woman in power in egypt.

damn no wonder she died and smiled for a trillion years afterwards

The fact that we know about her is marvelous.
the next Pharaoh after her Tuthmosis III  tried to erase Hatshepsut out of history ,chiseled her name off her monuments ,covered the text on her obelisks with stone,knocked down and defaced her statues .
she was even left off the list of pharaohs ..talk about some patriarchy bullshit
her name was lost for a couple of millennia, her body was found in a unmarked grave  in early twentieth century
sad part is in Egyptian belief is  if your are forgotten in the living world you don’t exist in the afterlife,so he was trying to kill her even in death 

My best friend throwing down some herstory. A+ commentary

She wore a fake beard, you guys.She was the fucking boss.

If we remember her now does that save her from an awful afterlife?

I’m just picturing the Kemetic afterlife. All the Pharaohs are hanging out in some kind of swanky club, drinking and congratulating each other on being bros. 
The doors slam open and Hatshepsut strides in, glorious, robes swirling, rocking the fake beard and the insane amounts of wealth and power. “Miss me, bitches?” 

Then she punches Tuthmosis III straight in the dick.


Reblog so Hatshepsut can dick punch tuthmosis in the afterlife.

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