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Rocko's Modern Life: The Virgin "Worst Gravity Falls Fanfic Ever" vs The Chad "Worst Rocko's Modern Life Fanfic Ever"

The Virgin "Worst Gravity Falls Fanfic Ever" vs The Chad "Worst Rocko's Modern Life Fanfic Ever"

Rocko's Modern Life: SPORSEBO SQUAREPANTS CHEMIST COURAGE THe THE COWARDLY DOG SIMASONS isn't scary Doesn't follow the original manga aren't as good as they used to be STEVEN DNIVERSE Srampe The Ken SOUTH PARK INVADER SHOW ZIM DertH NeTE "OMG, LOOK AT HOW EDGY WE ARE" Overrated and not as Panders to autistic SJWS good of an overall series as Rocko's Modern Life DEHNO-E Rick n MontPongB SQUAREPANTS SOUTH PARK MOPERN LIFE Jajos Bizarre Adventure Blatant pseudo-intellectualism at its finest The Animation Obnoxious meme-obsessed fanbase ADVENTURE SANTO ATTACK on TITAR Extremely pretentious and too similar to Ren & Stimpy RECULAR SHOW Aren't exactly like their 1990s counterparts I SPACE DANDY "How many of these shows' characters does it take to Wasn't as good as Cowboy Bebop screw in a lightbulb? One, but it takes multiple episodes" FALY GUY PORdeBo SQUAREPANTS THE LASTAIKBENDER SOUTH PARK FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST BROTHERHOOD Not the best animes, just the ones that you are most likely to have watched on Netflix FOX NORTH AND SOUTH - PARTr THREE Too preachy and doesn't agree with my political views Mean-spirited and over-played Not a real anime BATMAN BEAVIS BUTT-HEAD Rek-Many HATURAGA FAMILY GUY SPORBeBo SQUAREPANTS IMATEDSERIES FOX Rip-off of The Simpsons Knock-off of Rocko's Sci-Fi re-skin of Sci-Fi re-skin of Wasn't as Overshadows all of Modern Life The Simpsons Family Guy the other superhero sophisticated as Mike shows way too much Judge's later works nickelodeon DORA Semp The EXPLORER LOU THE CO! CAMP SHOW HOUSE Wasn't as good as Rocko's Modern Life and lacked its is too aware of being a Fails horribly as an Lead director is an Over-played by Nickelodeon and extremely over-hyped by Nickelodeon's Internet fanbase adult-oriented social satire dumb kiddie show educational show arrogant douchebag JOHNNY TEST FERMA DAHNO-E PRTMITET SER ay LITTLE FRIENDSHIP MAGIC AIMANAS Its Michael Bay adaptation is one of Wasn't as good as its Batman counterpart Goes extremely God-awful rip-off of Dexter's Steven Spielberg is the worst movie Brony/Pega- Laboratory and Jimmy Neutron downhill after overrated and franchises of all time Sister fanbase L's death pretentious ১)। - HAYAMA Guy Who Makes Literally Every Infamously Overused Complaint About Famous/Infamous Animated Shows starter pack
Rocko's Modern Life: SPORSEBO
 SQUAREPANTS
 CHEMIST
 COURAGE
 THe
 THE COWARDLY DOG
 SIMASONS
 isn't scary
 Doesn't follow the original manga
 aren't as good as they used to be
 STEVEN
 DNIVERSE
 Srampe
 The
 Ken
 SOUTH
 PARK
 INVADER
 SHOW
 ZIM
 DertH NeTE
 "OMG, LOOK AT HOW EDGY WE ARE"
 Overrated and not as
 Panders to autistic SJWS
 good of an overall series
 as Rocko's Modern Life
 DEHNO-E
 Rick n MontPongB
 SQUAREPANTS
 SOUTH
 PARK
 MOPERN
 LIFE
 Jajos
 Bizarre
 Adventure
 Blatant pseudo-intellectualism at its finest
 The Animation
 Obnoxious meme-obsessed fanbase
 ADVENTURE
 SANTO ATTACK
 on TITAR
 Extremely pretentious and
 too similar to Ren & Stimpy
 RECULAR SHOW
 Aren't exactly like their 1990s counterparts
 I SPACE DANDY
 "How many of these shows' characters does it take to
 Wasn't as good as Cowboy Bebop
 screw in a lightbulb? One, but it takes multiple episodes"
 FALY
 GUY
 PORdeBo
 SQUAREPANTS
 THE LASTAIKBENDER
 SOUTH
 PARK
 FULLMETAL
 ALCHEMIST
 BROTHERHOOD
 Not the best animes, just the ones that you
 are most likely to have watched on Netflix
 FOX
 NORTH AND SOUTH - PARTr
 THREE
 Too preachy and doesn't
 agree with my political views
 Mean-spirited and over-played
 Not a real anime
 BATMAN
 BEAVIS
 BUTT-HEAD
 Rek-Many
 HATURAGA
 FAMILY
 GUY
 SPORBeBo
 SQUAREPANTS
 IMATEDSERIES
 FOX
 Rip-off of The Simpsons
 Knock-off of Rocko's
 Sci-Fi re-skin of
 Sci-Fi re-skin of
 Wasn't as
 Overshadows all of
 Modern Life
 The Simpsons
 Family Guy
 the other superhero sophisticated as Mike
 shows way too much Judge's later works
 nickelodeon
 DORA
 Semp
 The
 EXPLORER
 LOU
 THE
 CO!
 CAMP
 SHOW
 HOUSE
 Wasn't as good as Rocko's
 Modern Life and lacked its
 is too aware of being a
 Fails horribly as an
 Lead director is an
 Over-played by Nickelodeon and extremely
 over-hyped by Nickelodeon's Internet fanbase
 adult-oriented social satire
 dumb kiddie show
 educational show
 arrogant douchebag
 JOHNNY
 TEST
 FERMA
 DAHNO-E
 PRTMITET SER
 ay LITTLE
 FRIENDSHIP
 MAGIC
 AIMANAS
 Its Michael Bay
 adaptation is one of
 Wasn't as good as its
 Batman counterpart
 Goes extremely
 God-awful rip-off of Dexter's
 Steven Spielberg is
 the worst movie
 Brony/Pega-
 Laboratory and Jimmy Neutron
 downhill after
 overrated and
 franchises of all time
 Sister fanbase
 L's death
 pretentious
 ১)।
 - HAYAMA
Guy Who Makes Literally Every Infamously Overused Complaint About Famous/Infamous Animated Shows starter pack

Guy Who Makes Literally Every Infamously Overused Complaint About Famous/Infamous Animated Shows starter pack

Rocko's Modern Life: If not for said occurrence, The Buzz On Maggie itself would have been entirely forgotten by now...and of course, a certain particularly infamous fanfiction writer known as XanderMartin98 also ended up joining the fly-fragger crowd back in 2017-2019, which was a phase during which he reportedly wrote one of the worst and most morally repugnant uncle/niece incest fanfictions of all time. Apparently, the Rule 34 community got its grubby hands on Maggie Pesky from The Buzz On Maggie, of all things. I just can't help but wonder just how much of a literary abomination l'm actually dealing with here. Rating: Explicit Archive Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Rape/Non-Con, Underage Category. F/M Fandoms: The Buzz on Maggie, Rocko's Modern Life Relationship: Maggie Pesky/Flecko The Fly Well, at least they're both the same species, I suppose.. Pedophilia, Rape, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, flies, Anthropomorphic, Furry, Bugs & Insects, Brain Surgery, Mind Control, BDSM, Attempted Murder, Teen Pregnancy, Underage Sex, Gross, US Supreme Court, Crack Treated Seriously, Cartoon Physics, Crossover Pairings, Crossover, Racism, Fantastic Racism, Immigration & Emigration, Non- Consensual Blow Jobs, Foot Jobs, Foot Fetish, Child Abuse, Childhood Sexual Abuse, Childhood Trauma, Drama & Romance, Psychological Horror, Body Horror, Cameras, Video Cameras, Gallows Humor, Inappropriate Humor, Angst and Humor, Humor, Pop Culture, Disturbing Themes, Drugs Made Them Do It, Drugs, Creepy, Bad Parenting, Emotionally Compromised, Puppets, Uncle/Niece Incest, Incest, Extremely Underage, Underage Drug Use, Underage Rape/Non-con, Satire, Manipulation, Sadism, Corpse Desecration, Stabbing, Blood and Gore, Cutting, Dysfunctional Family, Dysfunctional Relationships, Psychological Trauma, Medical Trauma, Fucked Up, Dark Comedy, Fanfiction, Dark, Crack Relationships, Dark Crack, nickelodeon, Disney Channel, Disney, Brain Damage, Neurophilia (Brain Fetish), Need Brain Bleach, Puns & Word Play, Creampie, Companionable Snark, Weird Biology, Weirdness, Surreal, Food Porn, Nudity, Child Neglect, Childbirth, Hallucinations, LSD, Forcefeeding, Inspirational Speeches, Four Arms - Freeform, Six Limbs, Vore, Endosomatophilia, outside world, Giantess - Freeform, Shrinking, Growing, Size Alteration, Size Difference, Male Domination, Bondage, POV First Person, Anal, Knifeplay Jesus Christ, how many fetishes did this kid HAVE? Words: 19617 Chapters: 1/1 Well, THIS sure is going to be one hell of a long and painful night. Flecko The Fly (from Rocko's Modern Life) takes his adorable little niece, Maggie Pesky (from The Buzz On Maggie) into the brain of Virginia Wolfe (Heffer's mom from Rocko's Modern Life) so that he can rape her (Maggie, that is) utterly senseless inside of said brain while the entire collective Wolfe family is forced to watch. That's all you need to know. brain childabuse crack fanfiction giantess horrorromance agegap gross incest-story incestuous insects maggiepesky mindcontrol pedophile neurophilia rockosmodernlife shipping shrink thebuzzonmaggie unclexnephew underage weird wtfiswrongwithme vore Table of Contents Oh...so THAT'S where the sex scene is going to take place. You Have Been Warned "Sweet jumping jellybeans, it really is, it REALLY is! AT LONG LAST, WE'VE FINALLY REACHED VIRGINIA WOLFE'S BEHAVIORAL CONTROL CENTER!" | yelled ecstatically in a fit of pure, unadulterated joy as I began hyperactively flying all around the ever-so-adorably spongy, wrinkly and fleshy inside of her cerebral cortex and fascinatedly marveling at all of the beautiful sights that it had to offer. "Holy moley, would you just LOOK at all of these intricately connected neuron wires?" I flew up into the "parietal lobe" section of her neural network and gasped incredulously, touching one of the many, MANY nerve cell cluster nodes connecting said wires just to see what would happen and getting myself electrocuted in classic Looney Tunes style as a result. "Quite the SYNAPSES she's got too!" I blushed and laughed embarrassedly, frantically shaking the ashes off of myself. "Oh, and HOO boy, did I ever happen to mention how lovely THIS feels?" | accidentally moaned with arousal, unknowingly turning Flecko on even further as I flew back down into Virginia's temporal lobe, got down on all sixes in "crab walk" position (exactly as I had learned it in gym class, no less), and briefly (yet seductively) yanked my boots and stockings right off so that I could ever-so-lovingly squish my cute little rosy-red-painted bare toes into her ever-so-delightfully-relaxingly moist, cushiony and pulsating brain tissue, making sure to squeeze them nicely in-between the various flesh folds that said weirdly bright-pink matter boasted just for added pleasure while Flecko just let loose a loud and irritated "AHEM", And I thought the REAL Nickelodeon's brain crossed his arms over his chest and tapped his foot impatiently, obviously wanting me to just cut the crap and take control of Virginia's body already. fetish was bad... "Oh, that's SIMPLE, my dear friend." Flecko suddenly dropped his "nice guy" act entirely and began monologuing in an EXTREMELY unsettling and downright bone-chilling monotone as he PAINFULLY slowly threw off his tank top (already causing me to feel sick to my stomach from how hideously out-of-shape, crusty and hairy his torso was) and also removed his pants (which, of course, he was wearing commando-style, as in without any undergarments beneath them), causing me to theatrically shield my eyes with all four hands and retch in horrific revulsion upon seeing his abhorrent, smegma-encrusted, blue-balled penis (which was already FIRMLY erect, just to make matters even worse) in conjunction with his mangy, dirt-encrusted hyena legs and most especially his fungus-covered feet that had infectious slimy gunk gathered in HIGHLY visible amounts in literally EVERY SINGLE ONE of the toe gaps, as well as yellowish-greenish-BROWN toenails that were all GROTESQUELY overgrown and disfigured, MONSTROUSLY driving home the point of just how much of an absolutely disgusting hobo this guy most certainly was indeed. (Needless to say, the Wolfes were already FAR beyond speechless.) "Let's play the...NO CLOTHES Game...for every time that you've been ridiculously hammy and/or said God's name in vain in this story so far, take off an article of clothing.." Flecko hissed at me like a snake as I regretfully took off my shirt and pants, accompanied even MORE regretfully by my shoes and socks, once again revealing my weirdly human-type bare feet (a bodily feature that me and Flecko rather unfortunately shared with each other, might I add) while Flecko just continued whispering to himself and drooling. "More...MORE!" Flecko suddenly roared at me, creeping his way even closer to me as I humiliatedly removed my bra and panties, rendering myself completely buck-naked except for the gloves as he briefly picked up his pants off of the floor (of Virginia's brain, naturally), took out the great big lint-covered slimy glob of earwax that he had been keeping in his pocket all this time and began slathering his already revolting (albeit disturbingly I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone, there will be nothing. Only I will remain. large; it already looked to be easily at least an entire FOOT long as far as the imperial system for my current size was concerned, in fact) excuse for a penis with (the whole damned batch of) it, causing said penis to become even longer, stiffer and harder as he eagerly beckoned me to come on over and eat every last drop of unspeakable biological refuse right off of it, also making a rather distinct "give me a handjob" gesture with his right fist in the process. "Ya know how you used to play WHACK-a-Mole at the Fly-By-Night Carnival? DO IT AGAIN...JUST...JUST DO IT ON MY DING-DONG THIS TIME.." Flecko began whispering so ungodly creepily to me that it even caused Virginia to helplessly shriek in fear like never before as I slowly but surely drew ever closer to him. [Cowboy Bebop] Spike Spiegel reads XanderMartin98 fanfiction
Rocko's Modern Life: If not for said occurrence, The Buzz On Maggie itself would have been entirely
 forgotten by now...and of course, a certain particularly infamous fanfiction writer
 known as XanderMartin98 also ended up joining the fly-fragger crowd back in
 2017-2019, which was a phase during which he reportedly wrote one of the worst
 and most morally repugnant uncle/niece incest fanfictions of all time.
 Apparently, the Rule 34 community got its grubby hands
 on Maggie Pesky from The Buzz On Maggie, of all things.
 I just can't help but wonder just how much of a
 literary abomination l'm actually dealing with here.
 Rating:
 Explicit
 Archive Warnings:
 Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Rape/Non-Con, Underage
 Category.
 F/M
 Fandoms:
 The Buzz on Maggie, Rocko's Modern Life
 Relationship:
 Maggie Pesky/Flecko The Fly
 Well, at least they're both the
 same species, I suppose..
 Pedophilia, Rape, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, flies, Anthropomorphic, Furry, Bugs & Insects, Brain Surgery, Mind Control, BDSM, Attempted Murder, Teen Pregnancy,
 Underage Sex, Gross, US Supreme Court, Crack Treated Seriously, Cartoon Physics, Crossover Pairings, Crossover, Racism, Fantastic Racism, Immigration & Emigration, Non-
 Consensual Blow Jobs, Foot Jobs, Foot Fetish, Child Abuse, Childhood Sexual Abuse, Childhood Trauma, Drama & Romance, Psychological Horror, Body Horror, Cameras, Video
 Cameras, Gallows Humor, Inappropriate Humor, Angst and Humor, Humor, Pop Culture, Disturbing Themes, Drugs Made Them Do It, Drugs, Creepy, Bad Parenting, Emotionally
 Compromised, Puppets, Uncle/Niece Incest, Incest, Extremely Underage, Underage Drug Use, Underage Rape/Non-con, Satire, Manipulation, Sadism, Corpse Desecration, Stabbing,
 Blood and Gore, Cutting, Dysfunctional Family, Dysfunctional Relationships, Psychological Trauma, Medical Trauma, Fucked Up, Dark Comedy, Fanfiction, Dark, Crack Relationships,
 Dark Crack, nickelodeon, Disney Channel, Disney, Brain Damage, Neurophilia (Brain Fetish), Need Brain Bleach, Puns & Word Play, Creampie, Companionable Snark, Weird Biology,
 Weirdness, Surreal, Food Porn, Nudity, Child Neglect, Childbirth, Hallucinations, LSD, Forcefeeding, Inspirational Speeches, Four Arms - Freeform, Six Limbs, Vore,
 Endosomatophilia, outside world, Giantess - Freeform, Shrinking, Growing, Size Alteration, Size Difference, Male Domination, Bondage, POV First Person, Anal, Knifeplay
 Jesus Christ, how many
 fetishes did this kid HAVE?
 Words: 19617 Chapters: 1/1
 Well, THIS sure is going to be one
 hell of a long and painful night.
 Flecko The Fly (from Rocko's Modern Life) takes his adorable little niece, Maggie Pesky (from The Buzz On
 Maggie) into the brain of Virginia Wolfe (Heffer's mom from Rocko's Modern Life) so that he can rape her
 (Maggie, that is) utterly senseless inside of said brain while the entire collective Wolfe family is forced to
 watch.
 That's all you need to know.
 brain
 childabuse
 crack
 fanfiction
 giantess
 horrorromance
 agegap
 gross
 incest-story
 incestuous
 insects
 maggiepesky
 mindcontrol
 pedophile
 neurophilia
 rockosmodernlife
 shipping
 shrink
 thebuzzonmaggie
 unclexnephew
 underage
 weird
 wtfiswrongwithme
 vore
 Table of Contents
 Oh...so THAT'S where the sex
 scene is going to take place.
 You Have Been Warned
 "Sweet jumping jellybeans, it really is, it REALLY is! AT LONG LAST, WE'VE FINALLY REACHED VIRGINIA WOLFE'S BEHAVIORAL CONTROL CENTER!" |
 yelled ecstatically in a fit of pure, unadulterated joy as I began hyperactively flying all around the ever-so-adorably spongy, wrinkly and fleshy
 inside of her cerebral cortex and fascinatedly marveling at all of the beautiful sights that it had to offer.
 "Holy moley, would you just LOOK at all of these intricately connected neuron wires?" I flew up into the "parietal lobe" section of her neural network
 and gasped incredulously, touching one of the many, MANY nerve cell cluster nodes connecting said wires just to see what would happen and
 getting myself electrocuted in classic Looney Tunes style as a result. "Quite the SYNAPSES she's got too!" I blushed and laughed embarrassedly,
 frantically shaking the ashes off of myself.
 "Oh, and HOO boy, did I ever happen to mention how lovely THIS feels?" | accidentally moaned with arousal, unknowingly turning Flecko on even
 further as I flew back down into Virginia's temporal lobe, got down on all sixes in "crab walk" position (exactly as I had learned it in gym class, no
 less), and briefly (yet seductively) yanked my boots and stockings right off so that I could ever-so-lovingly squish my cute little rosy-red-painted
 bare toes into her ever-so-delightfully-relaxingly moist, cushiony and pulsating brain tissue, making sure to squeeze them nicely in-between the
 various flesh folds that said weirdly bright-pink matter boasted just for added pleasure while Flecko just let loose a loud and irritated "AHEM",
 And I thought the REAL
 Nickelodeon's brain
 crossed his arms over his chest and tapped his foot impatiently, obviously wanting me to just cut the crap and take control of Virginia's body
 already.
 fetish was bad...
 "Oh, that's SIMPLE, my dear friend." Flecko suddenly dropped his "nice guy" act entirely and began monologuing in an EXTREMELY unsettling and
 downright bone-chilling monotone as he PAINFULLY slowly threw off his tank top (already causing me to feel sick to my stomach from how
 hideously out-of-shape, crusty and hairy his torso was) and also removed his pants (which, of course, he was wearing commando-style, as in
 without any undergarments beneath them), causing me to theatrically shield my eyes with all four hands and retch in horrific revulsion upon seeing
 his abhorrent, smegma-encrusted, blue-balled penis (which was already FIRMLY erect, just to make matters even worse) in conjunction with his
 mangy, dirt-encrusted hyena legs and most especially his fungus-covered feet that had infectious slimy gunk gathered in HIGHLY visible amounts
 in literally EVERY SINGLE ONE of the toe gaps, as well as yellowish-greenish-BROWN toenails that were all GROTESQUELY overgrown and disfigured,
 MONSTROUSLY driving home the point of just how much of an absolutely disgusting hobo this guy most certainly was indeed.
 (Needless to say, the Wolfes were already FAR beyond speechless.)
 "Let's play the...NO CLOTHES Game...for every time that you've been ridiculously hammy and/or said God's name in vain in this story so far, take off
 an article of clothing.." Flecko hissed at me like a snake as I regretfully took off my shirt and pants, accompanied even MORE regretfully by my
 shoes and socks, once again revealing my weirdly human-type bare feet (a bodily feature that me and Flecko rather unfortunately shared with each
 other, might I add) while Flecko just continued whispering to himself and drooling.
 "More...MORE!" Flecko suddenly roared at me, creeping his way even closer to me as I humiliatedly removed my bra and panties, rendering myself
 completely buck-naked except for the gloves as he briefly picked up his pants off of the floor (of Virginia's brain, naturally), took out the great big
 lint-covered slimy glob of earwax that he had been keeping in his pocket all this time and began slathering his already revolting (albeit disturbingly
 I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer.
 Fear is the little death that brings total
 obliteration. I will face my fear.
 I will permit it to pass over me and
 through me.
 And when it has gone past, I will turn the
 inner eye to see its path.
 Where the fear has gone, there will be
 nothing. Only I will remain.
 large; it already looked to be easily at least an entire FOOT long as far as the imperial system for my current size was concerned, in fact) excuse for
 a penis with (the whole damned batch of) it, causing said penis to become even longer, stiffer and harder as he eagerly beckoned me to come on
 over and eat every last drop of unspeakable biological refuse right off of it, also making a rather distinct "give me a handjob" gesture with his right
 fist in the process.
 "Ya know how you used to play WHACK-a-Mole at the Fly-By-Night Carnival? DO IT AGAIN...JUST...JUST DO IT ON MY DING-DONG THIS TIME.."
 Flecko began whispering so ungodly creepily to me that it even caused Virginia to helplessly shriek in fear like never before as I slowly but surely
 drew ever closer to him.
[Cowboy Bebop] Spike Spiegel reads XanderMartin98 fanfiction

[Cowboy Bebop] Spike Spiegel reads XanderMartin98 fanfiction

Rocko's Modern Life: THE "WELL-WRITTEN" (Please note this is satire) THE WELL-DRAWN ROCKO'S MODERN LIFE REN & STIMPY SHOW Even less Pretentious-as-fuck "social Has such an absolutely sophisticatedly drawn Doesn't need to act satire" that basically amounts brilliant art style that it even than most of the other The ridiculously smart and superior in order to be entertaining, since it actually puts most anime to shame MOERN LIFE Nicktoons at its time Ren to nothing more than your typical "everyone's stupid except me" hypocrisy (cough, as seen in South Park, cough) Set in an ignorance- Clearly set in (or at least induced alternate understands what it is near) the actual 1950s reality that somehow makes the 1990s Kicked off the 1990s look like the 1950s Ren-aissance of Severely Inspired overrated garbage like Spongebob Squarepants, Rick & Morty and Family Guy Severely western animation underrated overrated reboot SHow reboot Actually Fanbase populated largely by the same types of pretentious douchebags who unironically believe the hype about Courage The Cowardly Dog being modest and Has only a few reasonable truly iconic scenes fanbase "the best Cartoon Network show of all time" Main character is the edgy Has countless incredibly Main character is an obnoxiously naive SJW cuck anti-hero that Nickelodeon iconic scenes Repeatedly shat on by critics for being a deserves AND needs Creator that supports something Universally praised as "the original surrealist 1990s watered-down knock- Creator that wants every single as pointless as "change" off of Ren & Stimpy cartoon to be exactly like the good old days of Looney Tunes cartoon that none shall ever surpass" by critics Boring, mundane and drawn-out Completely non educational in every Over-the-top enough to put even Fist Of The North Star to shame Teaches kids that Mexicans and way (what do you TV-Y age rating Latinos are evil and cannot be trusted MEAN, kids need to be TV-Y7 age rating taught about how fucked-up the world is) Considers itself "too refined and tasteful" to ALWAYS uses gross-out actually use gross-out humor to its fullest, while also having an entire episode about a morbidly obese cane toad attempting to What you say about Ren's company is exactly what you say ABOUT society humor to its absolute Rocko lives in a society fullest, no matter how blatantly un-necessary or in how incredibly poor of fuck a midget kangaroo while also cheating on her own husband in the process "Moral themes" MUH GRAPHIC VIOLENCE taste it is for it to do so Loosely implied gay relationship Fully embraced gay relationship Main character has a blatantly Main character has a very between the fake Australian accent that between the main characters legitimate AND hilarious Latino main characters would sound bad even if it was accent that sounds almost supposed to be a British accent Rocko is one of the least exactly like Peter Lorre's voice Ren is by far one of the MOST interesting interesting cartoon cartoon protagonists of all time protagonists of all time "Well-Written" Rocko's Modern Life vs Well-Drawn Ren & Stimpy (update)
Rocko's Modern Life: THE "WELL-WRITTEN"
 (Please note
 this is satire)
 THE WELL-DRAWN
 ROCKO'S MODERN LIFE
 REN & STIMPY SHOW
 Even less
 Pretentious-as-fuck "social
 Has such an absolutely
 sophisticatedly drawn
 Doesn't need to act
 satire" that basically amounts
 brilliant art style that it even
 than most of the other
 The
 ridiculously smart
 and superior in order
 to be entertaining,
 since it actually
 puts most anime to shame
 MOERN
 LIFE
 Nicktoons at its time
 Ren
 to nothing more than your
 typical "everyone's stupid
 except me" hypocrisy (cough,
 as seen in South Park, cough)
 Set in an ignorance-
 Clearly set in (or at least
 induced alternate
 understands what it is
 near) the actual 1950s
 reality that somehow
 makes the 1990s
 Kicked off the 1990s
 look like the 1950s
 Ren-aissance of
 Severely
 Inspired overrated garbage like Spongebob
 Squarepants, Rick & Morty and Family Guy
 Severely
 western animation
 underrated
 overrated
 reboot
 SHow
 reboot
 Actually
 Fanbase populated largely by the same types of
 pretentious douchebags who unironically believe
 the hype about Courage The Cowardly Dog being
 modest and
 Has only a few
 reasonable
 truly iconic scenes
 fanbase
 "the best Cartoon Network show of all time"
 Main character is the edgy
 Has countless incredibly
 Main character is an obnoxiously naive SJW cuck
 anti-hero that Nickelodeon
 iconic scenes
 Repeatedly shat on
 by critics for being a
 deserves AND needs
 Creator that supports something
 Universally praised as "the
 original surrealist 1990s
 watered-down knock-
 Creator that wants every single
 as pointless as "change"
 off of Ren & Stimpy
 cartoon to be exactly like the
 good old days of Looney Tunes
 cartoon that none shall
 ever surpass" by critics
 Boring, mundane and drawn-out
 Completely non
 educational in every
 Over-the-top enough to put even
 Fist Of The North Star to shame
 Teaches kids that Mexicans and
 way (what do you
 TV-Y age rating
 Latinos are evil and cannot be trusted
 MEAN, kids need to be
 TV-Y7 age rating
 taught about how
 fucked-up the world is)
 Considers itself "too refined and tasteful" to
 ALWAYS uses gross-out
 actually use gross-out humor to its fullest,
 while also having an entire episode about a
 morbidly obese cane toad attempting to
 What you say about Ren's company is
 exactly what you say ABOUT society
 humor to its absolute
 Rocko lives in a society
 fullest, no matter how
 blatantly un-necessary or
 in how incredibly poor of
 fuck a midget kangaroo while also cheating
 on her own husband in the process
 "Moral themes"
 MUH GRAPHIC VIOLENCE
 taste it is for it to do so
 Loosely implied
 gay relationship
 Fully embraced gay relationship
 Main character has a blatantly
 Main character has a very
 between the
 fake Australian accent that
 between the main characters
 legitimate AND hilarious Latino
 main characters
 would sound bad even if it was
 accent that sounds almost
 supposed to be a British accent
 Rocko is one of the least
 exactly like Peter Lorre's voice
 Ren is by far one of the MOST interesting
 interesting cartoon
 cartoon protagonists of all time
 protagonists of all time
"Well-Written" Rocko's Modern Life vs Well-Drawn Ren & Stimpy (update)

"Well-Written" Rocko's Modern Life vs Well-Drawn Ren & Stimpy (update)

Rocko's Modern Life: InconsistentTHE VIRGIN REN & STIMPY SHOW THE CHAD ROCKO'S Consistent voice actor for main Aged badly Is for pretentious hippies (Mostly) ugly Aged (mostly) well MODERN LIFE voice actor Is for pretentious hipsters Has political/sexual shock (Mostly) cute and relatable for main Has gross-out shock humor as its main focus and obnoxious character cast character character character cast humor as its main focus Massively jumped the shark after Main character and creator Only mildly jumped the shark after Season 3 and (for the most part) was still generally incredibly good even after doing so Main character and The alike are among THE most insufferable pseudo- intellectual pricks that the world has ever known Ren Seups creator alike are among the most painstakingly Nice Guys on the planet Season 2 and was incredibly hit-or- miss even during its golden years MOVERN One of the most criminally underappreciated works of art to ever be broadcast on television (unless you're talking to its fanbase) Main character has TWO Main character has An overrated piece of shit that people think is good just because it's famous (incredibly) thicc best friends one thicc best friend Sho "We live in a society" "We live in a trailer" Parents are Most of the bad things about Spongebob Squarepants came from it Parents are RIGHT when they say that it has literally no educational value WRONG when they say that it has literally no educational value Most of the good things about Spongebob Squarepants came from it Blatantly copies Looney Tunes Has one of the most infamous reboots Ren is its only actually interesting character most of the time Has a shockingly decent reboot that actually captures the spirit of the original show (Static Cling) of all time (Adult Party Cartoon) Actually does its own thing with the Looney Tunes formula Has one mildly famous episode that Intro that only tells you Has side characters that are WHO the show is about Has TWO incredibly famous and iconic episodes that teach kids how difficult it is to make an actually good arguably fleshed out even more than its main character teaches kids how Is well-drawn and well-acted difficult it is to make an actually good cartoon (Stimpy's Cartoon Show) Intro that actually demonstrates WHAT the show is about Has barely any memorable dialogue outside of its most cartoon AND deal with having an abusive father at the same time (I Have No Son and Wacky Delly) Is well-drawn, well-acted, well-animated AND well- written (for the most part) famous scenes Often tries WAY Occasionally tries a bit too Has dialogue memorable enough to inspire memes (most notably The Cheese) without even trying too hard hard to be clever with its to be edgy Thinks it's WAY funnier than it actually is (often genuinely) adult themes Thinks it's way smarter than it actually is Nipples of Rubber Gay marriage Straight and trans marriage Nipples of the Future Overrated Ren & Stimpy vs Actually Good Rocko's Modern Life
Rocko's Modern Life: InconsistentTHE VIRGIN REN &
 STIMPY SHOW
 THE CHAD ROCKO'S
 Consistent
 voice actor
 for main
 Aged badly
 Is for pretentious hippies (Mostly) ugly
 Aged (mostly) well
 MODERN LIFE
 voice actor
 Is for pretentious hipsters
 Has political/sexual shock
 (Mostly) cute
 and relatable
 for main
 Has gross-out shock
 humor as its main focus
 and obnoxious
 character cast
 character
 character
 character cast
 humor as its main focus
 Massively jumped
 the shark after
 Main character and creator
 Only mildly jumped the
 shark after Season 3 and
 (for the most part) was
 still generally incredibly
 good even after doing so
 Main character and
 The
 alike are among THE most
 insufferable pseudo-
 intellectual pricks that the
 world has ever known
 Ren Seups
 creator alike are among
 the most painstakingly
 Nice Guys on the planet
 Season 2 and was
 incredibly hit-or-
 miss even during
 its golden years
 MOVERN
 One of the most criminally
 underappreciated works of
 art to ever be broadcast on
 television (unless you're
 talking to its fanbase)
 Main character has TWO
 Main character has
 An overrated piece of shit
 that people think is good
 just because it's famous
 (incredibly) thicc best friends
 one thicc best friend
 Sho
 "We live in a society"
 "We live in a trailer"
 Parents are
 Most of the bad things
 about Spongebob
 Squarepants came from it
 Parents are RIGHT
 when they say that
 it has literally no
 educational value
 WRONG when
 they say that it
 has literally no
 educational value
 Most of the good things
 about Spongebob
 Squarepants came from it
 Blatantly copies Looney Tunes
 Has one of the most
 infamous reboots
 Ren is its only actually
 interesting character
 most of the time
 Has a shockingly decent
 reboot that actually
 captures the spirit of the
 original show (Static Cling)
 of all time (Adult
 Party Cartoon)
 Actually does its own thing
 with the Looney Tunes formula
 Has one mildly
 famous episode that
 Intro that only tells you
 Has side characters that are
 WHO the show is about
 Has TWO incredibly famous
 and iconic episodes that
 teach kids how difficult it is
 to make an actually good
 arguably fleshed out even
 more than its main character
 teaches kids how
 Is well-drawn and well-acted
 difficult it is to make
 an actually good
 cartoon (Stimpy's
 Cartoon Show)
 Intro that actually demonstrates
 WHAT the show is about
 Has barely any
 memorable dialogue
 outside of its most
 cartoon AND deal with
 having an abusive father at
 the same time (I Have No
 Son and Wacky Delly)
 Is well-drawn, well-acted,
 well-animated AND well-
 written (for the most part)
 famous scenes
 Often
 tries WAY
 Occasionally tries a bit too
 Has dialogue memorable enough
 to inspire memes (most notably
 The Cheese) without even trying
 too hard
 hard to be clever with its
 to be edgy
 Thinks it's WAY funnier than it actually is
 (often genuinely) adult themes
 Thinks it's way smarter than it actually is
 Nipples of Rubber
 Gay marriage
 Straight and trans marriage
 Nipples of the Future
Overrated Ren & Stimpy vs Actually Good Rocko's Modern Life

Overrated Ren & Stimpy vs Actually Good Rocko's Modern Life

Rocko's Modern Life: THE CHAD BUZZ ON HOW MAGGIE GOT FONDL ED BY FLECKO THE VIRGIN DIPPER GOES TO TACO BELL Is ridiculously short Takes literal hours to read TV MA Main male character fetishistically slathers his penis Main male character fetishistically slathers his penis with his own feces with an old woman's built-up earwax before then making his helpless rape victim eat said wax off of it Is only a parody of itself HELP Wholesomely parodies A Time To Kill, Bee Cover art is so forgettable that it can't even Movie, Ren & Stimpy and Rocko's Modern Life remember what it was supposed to be Cover art is completely unforgettable Belongs to only one fandom, namely that Belongs to two fandoms, mainly that of of an extremely overhyped 2010s cartoon an extremely over-rated 1990s cartoon Makes Dipper and Mabel Makes Maggie and Flecko hilariously out-of- character insufferably out- of- character Features a dead male being Features a live female being graphically raped by a male, who then attempts to cut graphically raped by a female her chest open and eat her unborn fetus Features only one incestual sex scene Features two incestual sex scenes and one "child/teacher" sex scene Mainstream troll fic that almost everyone on the Arguably even more of a hidden gem of the troll fic genre than Rocko's Modern Life itself was of the animated satire genre back when it first came out Internet knows about Main sex scene takes place in the filthy, run-down bathroom of a local Taco Bell restaurant Main sex scene takes place deep inside a middle-aged between a grossly underaged anthro-canine woman's wrinkly, slimy old brain, between Doesn't feature young boy and his presumably equally underaged sister Features cranial vore a grossly underaged insect girl and her literally-thrice-her cranial vore and age redneck hobo uncle (while the aforementioned and mind control mind control woman's entire family is forced to watch less) The sexual assault perpetrator of the story gets caught in the act and then takes her rightful blame for it, like a total pussy The sexual assault perpetrator of the story gets caught in the act and then purposefully coaxes his victim into murdering Is so gross that it will make you want Is so gross that it will him in self-defense so that said victim will later end up Dipper is ugly to blow your own brain into pieces with a shotgun make you getting arrested instead of him, like a real man Was banished from the Internet for want to puke Maggie is sexy its ungodly offensive content your guts out Has considerably worse things present in it when compared Features an average-sized SILF character to DGTTB but is let off scot-free by the Internet regardless, simply because it is so freaking good Promotes Promotes Teaches you to never unironically read a fanfic neurophilia and pedophilia Features an extra-thicc giantess MILF character necrophilia and coprophilia with a fast food restaurant's name in its title Teaches you to never sleep without ear plugs again Never got a sequel Has a ridiculously massive sequel that effortlessly parodies Soylent Green, A Clockwork Orange, Avengers Endgame and countless other things all at once Sadistic Masochistic Virgin "Second Worst Gross-Out Fanfic Ever" vs Chad "Actual Worst Gross-Out Fanfic Ever"
Rocko's Modern Life: THE CHAD BUZZ ON HOW MAGGIE GOT FONDL ED BY FLECKO
 THE VIRGIN DIPPER GOES TO TACO BELL
 Is ridiculously short
 Takes literal hours to read
 TV
 MA
 Main male character fetishistically slathers his penis
 Main male character fetishistically
 slathers his penis with his own feces
 with an old woman's built-up earwax before then
 making his helpless rape victim eat said wax off of it
 Is only a parody of itself
 HELP
 Wholesomely parodies A Time To Kill, Bee
 Cover art is so forgettable that it can't even
 Movie, Ren & Stimpy and Rocko's Modern Life
 remember what it was supposed to be
 Cover art is completely unforgettable
 Belongs to only one fandom, namely that
 Belongs to two fandoms, mainly that of
 of an extremely overhyped 2010s cartoon
 an extremely over-rated 1990s cartoon
 Makes Dipper and Mabel
 Makes Maggie and Flecko
 hilariously out-of- character
 insufferably out- of- character
 Features a dead male being
 Features a live female being graphically
 raped by a male, who then attempts to cut
 graphically raped by a female
 her chest open and eat her unborn fetus
 Features only one
 incestual sex scene
 Features two incestual sex scenes
 and one "child/teacher" sex scene
 Mainstream troll fic that
 almost everyone on the
 Arguably even more of a hidden gem of the troll fic
 genre than Rocko's Modern Life itself was of the
 animated satire genre back when it first came out
 Internet knows about
 Main sex scene takes place in
 the filthy, run-down bathroom
 of a local Taco Bell restaurant
 Main sex scene takes place deep inside a middle-aged
 between a grossly underaged
 anthro-canine woman's wrinkly, slimy old brain, between
 Doesn't feature
 young boy and his presumably
 equally underaged sister
 Features cranial vore
 a grossly underaged insect girl and her literally-thrice-her
 cranial vore and
 age redneck hobo uncle (while the aforementioned
 and mind control
 mind control
 woman's entire family is forced to watch
 less)
 The sexual assault perpetrator of the
 story gets caught in the act and then takes
 her rightful blame for it, like a total pussy
 The sexual assault perpetrator of the story gets caught in the
 act and then purposefully coaxes his victim into murdering
 Is so gross that it
 will make you want
 Is so gross
 that it will
 him in self-defense so that said victim will later end up
 Dipper is ugly
 to blow your own
 brain into pieces
 with a shotgun
 make you
 getting arrested instead of him, like a real man
 Was banished from the Internet for
 want to puke
 Maggie is sexy
 its ungodly offensive content
 your guts out
 Has considerably worse things present in it when compared
 Features an average-sized SILF character
 to DGTTB but is let off scot-free by the Internet
 regardless, simply because it is so freaking good
 Promotes
 Promotes
 Teaches you to never unironically read a fanfic
 neurophilia and
 pedophilia
 Features an extra-thicc giantess MILF character
 necrophilia and
 coprophilia
 with a fast food restaurant's name in its title
 Teaches you to never sleep without ear plugs again
 Never got a
 sequel
 Has a ridiculously massive sequel that effortlessly
 parodies Soylent Green, A Clockwork Orange, Avengers
 Endgame and countless other things all at once
 Sadistic
 Masochistic
Virgin "Second Worst Gross-Out Fanfic Ever" vs Chad "Actual Worst Gross-Out Fanfic Ever"

Virgin "Second Worst Gross-Out Fanfic Ever" vs Chad "Actual Worst Gross-Out Fanfic Ever"

Rocko's Modern Life: THE CHAD BUZZ ON HOW MAGGIE GOT FONDL ED BY FLECKO THE VIRGIN DIPPER GOES TO TACO BELL Is ridiculously short Takes literal hours to read TV MA Main male character fetishistically slathers his penis Main male character fetishistically slathers his penis with his own feces with an old woman's built-up earwax before then making his helpless rape victim eat said wax off of it Is only a parody of itself HELP Wholesomely parodies A Time To Kill, Bee Cover art is so forgettable that it can't even Movie, Ren & Stimpy and Rocko's Modern Life remember what it was supposed to be Cover art is completely unforgettable Belongs to only one fandom, namely that Belongs to two fandoms, mainly that of of an extremely overhyped 2010s cartoon an extremely over-rated 1990s cartoon Makes Dipper and Mabel Makes Maggie and Flecko hilariously out-of- character insufferably out- of- character Features a dead male being Features a live female being graphically raped by a male, who then attempts to cut graphically raped by a female her chest open and eat her unborn fetus Features only one incestual sex scene Features two incestual sex scenes and one "child/teacher" sex scene Mainstream troll fic that almost everyone on the Arguably even more of a hidden gem of the troll fic genre than Rocko's Modern Life itself was of the animated satire genre back when it first came out Internet knows about Main sex scene takes place in the filthy, run-down bathroom of a local Taco Bell restaurant Main sex scene takes place deep inside a middle-aged between a grossly underaged anthro-canine woman's wrinkly, slimy old brain, between Doesn't feature young boy and his presumably equally underaged sister Features cranial vore a grossly underaged insect girl and her literally-thrice-her cranial vore and age redneck hobo uncle (while the aforementioned and mind control mind control woman's entire family is forced to watch less) The sexual assault perpetrator of the story gets caught in the act and then takes her rightful blame for it, like a total pussy The sexual assault perpetrator of the story gets caught in the act and then purposefully coaxes his victim into murdering Is so gross that it will make you want Is so gross that it will him in self-defense so that said victim will later end up Dipper is ugly to blow your own brain into pieces with a shotgun make you getting arrested instead of him, like a real man Was banished from the Internet for want to puke Maggie is sexy its ungodly offensive content your guts out Has considerably worse things present in it when compared Features an average-sized SILF character to DGTTB but is let off scot-free by the Internet regardless, simply because it is so freaking good Promotes Promotes Teaches you to never unironically read a fanfic neurophilia and pedophilia Features an extra-thicc giantess MILF character necrophilia and coprophilia with a fast food restaurant's name in its title Teaches you to never sleep without ear plugs again Never got a sequel Has a ridiculously massive sequel that effortlessly parodies Soylent Green, A Clockwork Orange, Avengers Endgame and countless other things all at once Sadistic Masochistic And I thought Dipper Goes To Taco Bell was gross
Rocko's Modern Life: THE CHAD BUZZ ON HOW MAGGIE GOT FONDL ED BY FLECKO
 THE VIRGIN DIPPER GOES TO TACO BELL
 Is ridiculously short
 Takes literal hours to read
 TV
 MA
 Main male character fetishistically slathers his penis
 Main male character fetishistically
 slathers his penis with his own feces
 with an old woman's built-up earwax before then
 making his helpless rape victim eat said wax off of it
 Is only a parody of itself
 HELP
 Wholesomely parodies A Time To Kill, Bee
 Cover art is so forgettable that it can't even
 Movie, Ren & Stimpy and Rocko's Modern Life
 remember what it was supposed to be
 Cover art is completely unforgettable
 Belongs to only one fandom, namely that
 Belongs to two fandoms, mainly that of
 of an extremely overhyped 2010s cartoon
 an extremely over-rated 1990s cartoon
 Makes Dipper and Mabel
 Makes Maggie and Flecko
 hilariously out-of- character
 insufferably out- of- character
 Features a dead male being
 Features a live female being graphically
 raped by a male, who then attempts to cut
 graphically raped by a female
 her chest open and eat her unborn fetus
 Features only one
 incestual sex scene
 Features two incestual sex scenes
 and one "child/teacher" sex scene
 Mainstream troll fic that
 almost everyone on the
 Arguably even more of a hidden gem of the troll fic
 genre than Rocko's Modern Life itself was of the
 animated satire genre back when it first came out
 Internet knows about
 Main sex scene takes place in
 the filthy, run-down bathroom
 of a local Taco Bell restaurant
 Main sex scene takes place deep inside a middle-aged
 between a grossly underaged
 anthro-canine woman's wrinkly, slimy old brain, between
 Doesn't feature
 young boy and his presumably
 equally underaged sister
 Features cranial vore
 a grossly underaged insect girl and her literally-thrice-her
 cranial vore and
 age redneck hobo uncle (while the aforementioned
 and mind control
 mind control
 woman's entire family is forced to watch
 less)
 The sexual assault perpetrator of the
 story gets caught in the act and then takes
 her rightful blame for it, like a total pussy
 The sexual assault perpetrator of the story gets caught in the
 act and then purposefully coaxes his victim into murdering
 Is so gross that it
 will make you want
 Is so gross
 that it will
 him in self-defense so that said victim will later end up
 Dipper is ugly
 to blow your own
 brain into pieces
 with a shotgun
 make you
 getting arrested instead of him, like a real man
 Was banished from the Internet for
 want to puke
 Maggie is sexy
 its ungodly offensive content
 your guts out
 Has considerably worse things present in it when compared
 Features an average-sized SILF character
 to DGTTB but is let off scot-free by the Internet
 regardless, simply because it is so freaking good
 Promotes
 Promotes
 Teaches you to never unironically read a fanfic
 neurophilia and
 pedophilia
 Features an extra-thicc giantess MILF character
 necrophilia and
 coprophilia
 with a fast food restaurant's name in its title
 Teaches you to never sleep without ear plugs again
 Never got a
 sequel
 Has a ridiculously massive sequel that effortlessly
 parodies Soylent Green, A Clockwork Orange, Avengers
 Endgame and countless other things all at once
 Sadistic
 Masochistic
And I thought Dipper Goes To Taco Bell was gross

And I thought Dipper Goes To Taco Bell was gross

Rocko's Modern Life: THE CHAD COURAGE THE VIRGIN ROCKO'S THE COWARDLY DOG MODERN LIFE Has one of the most Is objectively just a worse-drawn Ren & Stimpy mixed with a worse-written Original soundtrack? What original Combines nearly all of the beautiful, memorable, and genuinely original soundtracks of any best things about Spongebob and Ren Stimpy (minus the "risque" humor) together MOPERN UFE soundtrack? show ever made Spongebob Squarepants Didn't even make Filburt one of its Actually is a genuinely Had an absolutely perfect cast of characters right from the get-go Pretends to be an adult adult-friendly show, actual main show by featuring pretentious-as-fuck "we lve in a society" satire and "edgy" sexual humor characters until due to it executing "horror" better than almost any horror Season 2 Has numerous Only has one notoriously under-used character (Di Lung, who is a complete douche-nozzle anyway) movie out there horribly under- used characters COURAGE Rocko is a wannabe kangaroo Courage is an actual dog Main character is Had no subtitles THE COMARDNY DOC Main character is its least interesting character Can actually be trusted to have proper English subtitles on its DVDS on any of its DVDS (or at least, not until 2018) hands-down one of the most interesting cartoon characters ever Has been rendered largely obsolete by actually adult cartoons such as Bojack Horseman and South Park Its episodes were "pretty good" on Still holds up perfectly Its episodes often ranged from "great" to "excellent" on average Was made for pretentious art hipsters who think that the show is better than all of the other CN cartoons just because it's "a more profound and poignant work of art" Only had one truly bad episode (Ball Of Revenge) Was made for pretentious 1990s average purists who think that the show is better than all of today's cartoons just because it's older Generic "white suburbia Actually interesting "haunted dystopia" setting setting Had numerous bad episodes Its only truly As far as pop-culturally iconic episodes go, has King Ramses' Curse, Freaky Fred, Katz Motel, Demon In The Mattress, Everyone Wants To Direct Great Fusili, Hunchback Of Nowhere, Big Stinkin' City, Tower of Dr. Zalost Courage VS Mecha-Courage, Windmill Vandals, The Mask, Squatting Tiger Hidden Dog, Last of The Starmakers Cabaret Courage, Remembrance of Courage Past, Perfect, etc Barring maybe Season 1 Season 4 was easily its overall best season Blatantly jumped the shark in conic episodes (in a pop culture sense) are Wacky Delly and Zanzibar a writer Season 4 due change (cough, just like Spongebob, cough) All four of its seasons are Season 1 is its only great in their own unique ways truly qreat season Is highly over-praised (mainly on the Internet) due to its "scare factor", but easily lives up to its critical acclaim in terms of quality and is also incredibly (albeit Is extremely overrated and Generally only promotes straight and lesbian relationships with no Jews, gays or unfunny darkly) funny trannies allowed in them, like a real man One of the most cliched "sitcom Promotes character casts" in cartoon history One of the most genuinely fascinating Rogues Galleries in cartoon history gay, trans and Jewish Is a golden-age Cartoon Network show Is actually owned by the parent company of Looney Tunes Is a golden-age Nickelodeon show Is never afraid to feature extremely Is a blatant ripoff of Looney Tunes relationships Uses gross-out humor because that was what little kids wanted to see at the time Annoyingly Uses gross-out humor as a way of artistically reflecting its delightfully twisted and grotesque nature in a way that is actually meaningful offensive obsesses stereotype Over "political characters, as Blatantly forces most of its memes (cough, Wacky Delly for example, cough) Produces its memes naturally long as they're Masterfully teaches actually important moral lessons on a regular basis, particularly the one about "facing one's fears" correctness" Teaches kids to be pompous, cynical assholes in its reboot funny entertaining Virgin "Rocko's Modern Life" vs Chad "Courage The Cowardly Dog"
Rocko's Modern Life: THE CHAD COURAGE
 THE VIRGIN ROCKO'S
 THE COWARDLY DOG
 MODERN LIFE
 Has one of the most
 Is objectively just a
 worse-drawn Ren &
 Stimpy mixed with a
 worse-written
 Original
 soundtrack?
 What original
 Combines nearly all of the
 beautiful, memorable,
 and genuinely original
 soundtracks of any
 best things about
 Spongebob and Ren
 Stimpy (minus the
 "risque" humor) together
 MOPERN
 UFE
 soundtrack?
 show ever made
 Spongebob Squarepants
 Didn't even make
 Filburt one of its
 Actually is a genuinely
 Had an absolutely
 perfect cast of
 characters right from
 the get-go
 Pretends to be an adult
 adult-friendly show,
 actual main
 show by featuring
 pretentious-as-fuck "we
 lve in a society" satire
 and "edgy" sexual humor
 characters until
 due to it executing
 "horror" better than
 almost any horror
 Season 2
 Has numerous
 Only has one notoriously under-used
 character (Di Lung, who is a complete
 douche-nozzle anyway)
 movie out there
 horribly under-
 used characters
 COURAGE
 Rocko is a wannabe kangaroo
 Courage is an actual dog
 Main character is
 Had no subtitles
 THE COMARDNY DOC
 Main character is its least
 interesting character
 Can actually be trusted to have
 proper English subtitles on its DVDS
 on any of its DVDS
 (or at least, not
 until 2018)
 hands-down one of the
 most interesting
 cartoon characters ever
 Has been rendered largely obsolete
 by actually adult cartoons such as
 Bojack Horseman and South Park
 Its episodes
 were "pretty
 good" on
 Still holds up perfectly
 Its episodes often ranged from
 "great" to "excellent" on average
 Was made for pretentious art
 hipsters who think that the show is
 better than all of the other CN
 cartoons just because it's "a more
 profound and poignant work of art"
 Only had one truly bad episode (Ball Of Revenge)
 Was made for pretentious 1990s
 average
 purists who think that the show
 is better than all of today's
 cartoons just because it's older
 Generic
 "white
 suburbia
 Actually interesting
 "haunted dystopia" setting
 setting
 Had numerous bad episodes
 Its only truly
 As far as pop-culturally iconic episodes
 go, has King Ramses' Curse, Freaky
 Fred, Katz Motel, Demon In The
 Mattress, Everyone Wants To Direct
 Great Fusili, Hunchback Of Nowhere,
 Big Stinkin' City, Tower of Dr. Zalost
 Courage VS Mecha-Courage, Windmill
 Vandals, The Mask, Squatting Tiger
 Hidden Dog, Last of The Starmakers
 Cabaret Courage, Remembrance of
 Courage Past, Perfect, etc
 Barring maybe Season 1
 Season 4 was easily its
 overall best season
 Blatantly jumped the shark in
 conic episodes
 (in a pop culture
 sense) are Wacky
 Delly and Zanzibar
 a writer
 Season 4 due
 change (cough, just like
 Spongebob, cough)
 All four of its seasons are
 Season 1 is its only
 great in their own unique ways
 truly qreat season
 Is highly over-praised
 (mainly on the Internet) due
 to its "scare factor", but
 easily lives up to its critical
 acclaim in terms of quality
 and is also incredibly (albeit
 Is extremely
 overrated and
 Generally only promotes straight and
 lesbian relationships with no Jews, gays or
 unfunny
 darkly) funny
 trannies allowed in them, like a real man
 One of the most cliched "sitcom
 Promotes
 character casts" in cartoon history
 One of the most genuinely fascinating Rogues Galleries in cartoon history
 gay, trans
 and Jewish
 Is a golden-age Cartoon Network show
 Is actually owned by the parent company of Looney Tunes
 Is a golden-age Nickelodeon show
 Is never afraid
 to feature
 extremely
 Is a blatant ripoff of Looney Tunes relationships
 Uses gross-out humor because that was
 what little kids wanted to see at the time
 Annoyingly
 Uses gross-out humor as a way of artistically reflecting its delightfully
 twisted and grotesque nature in a way that is actually meaningful
 offensive
 obsesses
 stereotype
 Over
 "political
 characters, as
 Blatantly forces most of its memes
 (cough, Wacky Delly for example, cough)
 Produces its memes naturally
 long as they're
 Masterfully teaches actually important moral lessons on a
 regular basis, particularly the one about "facing one's fears"
 correctness"
 Teaches kids to be pompous, cynical assholes in its reboot
 funny
 entertaining
Virgin "Rocko's Modern Life" vs Chad "Courage The Cowardly Dog"

Virgin "Rocko's Modern Life" vs Chad "Courage The Cowardly Dog"

Rocko's Modern Life: XANDERMARTIN98 THE AVERAGE Is far too busy (literally) jerking himself off to even remotely care about giving his stories any actual plots or moral messages Has the nerve to satirize "plot convenience" tropes in his stories, despite the fact that he's clearly the one writing "his" characters ridiculously out of-characterjust so that he can make them all agree with him about brains and mind-control sadism being the sexiest things on the planet Writes in an extremely pretentious FANFICTION WRITER Actually realizes how difficult the "crack fic" genre is to execute properly May or may not have Doesn't blatantly fetishize animal/child torture Has written some of the most Acts insufferably arrogant and self-righteous about his personal taste in pop culture a dedicated lover outrageously intense erotica/smut that the Internet has to offer...about Parappa The Rapper Um Jammer Lammy, Rocko's Modern Life, Courage The Cowardly Dog and (I shit you not) even the True Lab from Undertale (does Alphys willingly getting herself gang-banged by her very own Amalgamates ring a bell, perhaps?) and overworded manner so that he Is a westaboo/weeaboo can better describe how hard his readers' childhoods (and also more Doesn't have a Writes in an extremely often-than-not the characters fucking brain fetish pretentious and overworded manner so that he can "better express the often romantic emotions of the characters" Is extremely prone to grammatical errors and plot holes thereof) are being raped in his stories Usually doesn't come across as a blatant pedophile Has been a virgin for over 20 years now Writes insipid, generic schlock, usually centered around the subject of characters falling in love with each other and/or going on some Has a gross-out humor fetish to easily at least very closely rival that of the Mega Babies series Actually wrote an entire miniature novel's worth of text about a 12-YO fly girl (Maggie Pesky from The Buzz On Maggie) getting brutally raped by her own homeless and horrifically unwashed adoptive uncle inside the brain of Heffer Wolfe's adoptive mother from Rocko's Modern Life Openly admits to his/her objective incompetence kind of overblown fantasy journey that usually comes across as a Sends characters as a writer inside each other's blatant knock-off of Lord Of The brains at literally Rings, Harry Potter and/or Star Wars Is basically what every possible opportunity so that he can masturbate the character Alphys (from Undertale) was Writes erotica stories for fandoms that actually Will actually jerk off to a real- life otoscopy of someone's ear canal if you let him somewhat make sense to write to it making fun of them for (not counting Sonic, FNAF, Undertale and the like) Actively encourages extreme acts of Avoids Has shippings that make sense Over-relies on shock value so bestiality and sexual much that his current stories writers like abuse in his stories make the Ren & Stimpy Adult Party Cartoon look like Barney & Friends by comparison Treats the characters that he writes the one on At least somewhat understands when he/she is trying way too hard to be edgy about as essentially being nothing more than glorified test dummies for Gratuitously the right like the plague sexualizes grossly underage (and his unbelievably insane fetishes Hypocritically makes fun of things like The Dark Knight and Invader Zim for "trying too hard to be edgy" Is generally tasteful (albeit boring and uninspired) when it comes to humor Is so desperate to self-promote his disgusting dreck that he even uses TheTopTens (which is already a hilariously awful website as is) as one of his outlets for doing so sometimes generally gross) Has been a virgin for at least 15 years since his/her birth characters on a Generally has at least some respect for the characters that he/she is writing about regular basis "Xander is depravity and insanity in human form" - UndertaleCringe
Rocko's Modern Life: XANDERMARTIN98
 THE AVERAGE
 Is far too busy (literally)
 jerking himself off to even
 remotely care about giving
 his stories any actual plots
 or moral messages
 Has the nerve to satirize "plot convenience" tropes in his stories, despite
 the fact that he's clearly the one writing "his" characters ridiculously out
 of-characterjust so that he can make them all agree with him about brains
 and mind-control sadism being the sexiest things on the planet
 Writes in an extremely pretentious
 FANFICTION WRITER
 Actually realizes how difficult the "crack fic" genre is to execute properly
 May or may not have
 Doesn't blatantly fetishize
 animal/child torture
 Has written some of the most
 Acts insufferably arrogant and
 self-righteous about his
 personal taste in pop culture
 a dedicated lover
 outrageously intense erotica/smut that
 the Internet has to offer...about Parappa
 The Rapper Um Jammer Lammy, Rocko's
 Modern Life, Courage The Cowardly Dog
 and (I shit you not) even the True Lab
 from Undertale (does Alphys willingly
 getting herself gang-banged by her very
 own Amalgamates ring a bell, perhaps?)
 and overworded manner so that he
 Is a westaboo/weeaboo
 can better describe how hard his
 readers' childhoods (and also more
 Doesn't have a
 Writes in an extremely
 often-than-not the characters
 fucking brain fetish
 pretentious and overworded
 manner so that he can "better
 express the often romantic
 emotions of the characters"
 Is extremely prone to grammatical
 errors and plot holes
 thereof) are being raped in his stories
 Usually
 doesn't come
 across as a
 blatant
 pedophile
 Has been a virgin for over 20 years now
 Writes insipid, generic schlock,
 usually centered around the subject
 of characters falling in love with
 each other and/or going on some
 Has a gross-out humor fetish to easily at least
 very closely rival that of the Mega Babies series
 Actually wrote an entire miniature novel's worth
 of text about a 12-YO fly girl (Maggie Pesky from
 The Buzz On Maggie) getting brutally raped by
 her own homeless and horrifically unwashed
 adoptive uncle inside the brain of Heffer Wolfe's
 adoptive mother from Rocko's Modern Life
 Openly admits
 to his/her
 objective
 incompetence
 kind of overblown fantasy journey
 that usually comes across as a
 Sends characters
 as a writer
 inside each other's
 blatant knock-off of Lord Of The
 brains at literally
 Rings, Harry Potter and/or Star Wars
 Is basically what
 every possible
 opportunity so that
 he can masturbate
 the character
 Alphys (from
 Undertale) was
 Writes erotica stories for
 fandoms that actually
 Will actually jerk off to a real-
 life otoscopy of someone's
 ear canal if you let him
 somewhat make sense to write
 to it
 making fun of
 them for (not counting Sonic,
 FNAF, Undertale and the like)
 Actively encourages
 extreme acts of
 Avoids
 Has shippings that
 make sense
 Over-relies on shock value so
 bestiality and sexual
 much that his current stories
 writers like
 abuse in his stories
 make the Ren & Stimpy Adult
 Party Cartoon look like Barney
 & Friends by comparison
 Treats the characters that he writes
 the one on
 At least somewhat understands when he/she
 is trying way too hard to be edgy
 about as essentially being nothing
 more than glorified test dummies for
 Gratuitously
 the right like
 the plague
 sexualizes grossly
 underage (and
 his unbelievably insane fetishes
 Hypocritically makes fun of
 things like The Dark Knight
 and Invader Zim for "trying
 too hard to be edgy"
 Is generally tasteful (albeit boring and
 uninspired) when it comes to humor
 Is so desperate to self-promote his
 disgusting dreck that he even uses
 TheTopTens (which is already a
 hilariously awful website as is) as
 one of his outlets for doing so
 sometimes
 generally gross)
 Has been a virgin for at least 15 years since his/her birth
 characters on a
 Generally has at least some respect for the
 characters that he/she is writing about
 regular basis
"Xander is depravity and insanity in human form" - UndertaleCringe

"Xander is depravity and insanity in human form" - UndertaleCringe

Rocko's Modern Life: XANDERMARTIN98 THE AVERAGE Is far too busy (literally) jerking himself off to even remotely care about giving his stories any actual plots or moral messages Has the nerve to satirize "plot convenience" tropes in his stories, despite the fact that he's clearly the one writing "his" characters ridiculously out of-characterjust so that he can make them all agree with him about brains and mind-control sadism being the sexiest things on the planet Writes in an extremely pretentious FANFICTION WRITER Actually realizes how difficult the "crack fic" genre is to execute properly May or may not have Doesn't blatantly fetishize animal/child torture Has written some of the most Acts insufferably arrogant and self-righteous about his personal taste in pop culture a dedicated lover outrageously intense erotica/smut that the Internet has to offer...about Parappa The Rapper Um Jammer Lammy, Rocko's Modern Life, Courage The Cowardly Dog and (I shit you not) even the True Lab from Undertale (does Alphys willingly getting herself gang-banged by her very own Amalgamates ring a bell, perhaps?) and overworded manner so that he Is a westaboo/weeaboo can better describe how hard his readers' childhoods (and also more Doesn't have a Writes in an extremely often-than-not the characters fucking brain fetish pretentious and overworded manner so that he can "better express the often romantic emotions of the characters" Is extremely prone to grammatical errors and plot holes thereof) are being raped in his stories Usually doesn't come across as a blatant pedophile Has been a virgin for over 20 years now Writes insipid, generic schlock, usually centered around the subject of characters falling in love with each other and/or going on some Has a gross-out humor fetish to easily at least very closely rival that of the Mega Babies series Actually wrote an entire miniature novel's worth of text about a 12-YO fly girl (Maggie Pesky from The Buzz On Maggie) getting brutally raped by her own homeless and horrifically unwashed adoptive uncle inside the brain of Heffer Wolfe's adoptive mother from Rocko's Modern Life Openly admits to his/her objective incompetence kind of overblown fantasy journey that usually comes across as a Sends characters as a writer inside each other's blatant knock-off of Lord Of The brains at literally Rings, Harry Potter and/or Star Wars Is basically what every possible opportunity so that he can masturbate the character Alphys (from Undertale) was Writes erotica stories for fandoms that actually Will actually jerk off to a real- life otoscopy of someone's ear canal if you let him somewhat make sense to write to it making fun of them for (not counting Sonic, FNAF, Undertale and the like) Actively encourages extreme acts of Avoids Has shippings that make sense Over-relies on shock value so bestiality and sexual much that his current stories writers like abuse in his stories make the Ren & Stimpy Adult Party Cartoon look like Barney & Friends by comparison Treats the characters that he writes the one on At least somewhat understands when he/she is trying way too hard to be edgy about as essentially being nothing more than glorified test dummies for Gratuitously the right like the plague sexualizes grossly underage (and his unbelievably insane fetishes Hypocritically makes fun of things like The Dark Knight and Invader Zim for "trying too hard to be edgy" Is generally tasteful (albeit boring and uninspired) when it comes to humor Is so desperate to self-promote his disgusting dreck that he even uses TheTopTens (which is already a hilariously awful website as is) as one of his outlets for doing so sometimes generally gross) Has been a virgin for at least 15 years since his/her birth characters on a Generally has at least some respect for the characters that he/she is writing about regular basis The Average Fanfiction Writer vs XanderMartin98 (update)
Rocko's Modern Life: XANDERMARTIN98
 THE AVERAGE
 Is far too busy (literally)
 jerking himself off to even
 remotely care about giving
 his stories any actual plots
 or moral messages
 Has the nerve to satirize "plot convenience" tropes in his stories, despite
 the fact that he's clearly the one writing "his" characters ridiculously out
 of-characterjust so that he can make them all agree with him about brains
 and mind-control sadism being the sexiest things on the planet
 Writes in an extremely pretentious
 FANFICTION WRITER
 Actually realizes how difficult the "crack fic" genre is to execute properly
 May or may not have
 Doesn't blatantly fetishize
 animal/child torture
 Has written some of the most
 Acts insufferably arrogant and
 self-righteous about his
 personal taste in pop culture
 a dedicated lover
 outrageously intense erotica/smut that
 the Internet has to offer...about Parappa
 The Rapper Um Jammer Lammy, Rocko's
 Modern Life, Courage The Cowardly Dog
 and (I shit you not) even the True Lab
 from Undertale (does Alphys willingly
 getting herself gang-banged by her very
 own Amalgamates ring a bell, perhaps?)
 and overworded manner so that he
 Is a westaboo/weeaboo
 can better describe how hard his
 readers' childhoods (and also more
 Doesn't have a
 Writes in an extremely
 often-than-not the characters
 fucking brain fetish
 pretentious and overworded
 manner so that he can "better
 express the often romantic
 emotions of the characters"
 Is extremely prone to grammatical
 errors and plot holes
 thereof) are being raped in his stories
 Usually
 doesn't come
 across as a
 blatant
 pedophile
 Has been a virgin for over 20 years now
 Writes insipid, generic schlock,
 usually centered around the subject
 of characters falling in love with
 each other and/or going on some
 Has a gross-out humor fetish to easily at least
 very closely rival that of the Mega Babies series
 Actually wrote an entire miniature novel's worth
 of text about a 12-YO fly girl (Maggie Pesky from
 The Buzz On Maggie) getting brutally raped by
 her own homeless and horrifically unwashed
 adoptive uncle inside the brain of Heffer Wolfe's
 adoptive mother from Rocko's Modern Life
 Openly admits
 to his/her
 objective
 incompetence
 kind of overblown fantasy journey
 that usually comes across as a
 Sends characters
 as a writer
 inside each other's
 blatant knock-off of Lord Of The
 brains at literally
 Rings, Harry Potter and/or Star Wars
 Is basically what
 every possible
 opportunity so that
 he can masturbate
 the character
 Alphys (from
 Undertale) was
 Writes erotica stories for
 fandoms that actually
 Will actually jerk off to a real-
 life otoscopy of someone's
 ear canal if you let him
 somewhat make sense to write
 to it
 making fun of
 them for (not counting Sonic,
 FNAF, Undertale and the like)
 Actively encourages
 extreme acts of
 Avoids
 Has shippings that
 make sense
 Over-relies on shock value so
 bestiality and sexual
 much that his current stories
 writers like
 abuse in his stories
 make the Ren & Stimpy Adult
 Party Cartoon look like Barney
 & Friends by comparison
 Treats the characters that he writes
 the one on
 At least somewhat understands when he/she
 is trying way too hard to be edgy
 about as essentially being nothing
 more than glorified test dummies for
 Gratuitously
 the right like
 the plague
 sexualizes grossly
 underage (and
 his unbelievably insane fetishes
 Hypocritically makes fun of
 things like The Dark Knight
 and Invader Zim for "trying
 too hard to be edgy"
 Is generally tasteful (albeit boring and
 uninspired) when it comes to humor
 Is so desperate to self-promote his
 disgusting dreck that he even uses
 TheTopTens (which is already a
 hilariously awful website as is) as
 one of his outlets for doing so
 sometimes
 generally gross)
 Has been a virgin for at least 15 years since his/her birth
 characters on a
 Generally has at least some respect for the
 characters that he/she is writing about
 regular basis
The Average Fanfiction Writer vs XanderMartin98 (update)

The Average Fanfiction Writer vs XanderMartin98 (update)

Rocko's Modern Life: Did anyone else notice D&D with an HBO executive in the Rockos Modern Life movie?
Rocko's Modern Life: Did anyone else notice D&D with an HBO executive in the Rockos Modern Life movie?

Did anyone else notice D&D with an HBO executive in the Rockos Modern Life movie?

Rocko's Modern Life: In Rocko's Modern Life: Static Cling, Rocko pops in an orange Fatheads VHS tape, referencing the old Nickelodeon tapes which always came in their signature orange color.
Rocko's Modern Life: In Rocko's Modern Life: Static Cling, Rocko pops in an orange Fatheads VHS tape, referencing the old Nickelodeon tapes which always came in their signature orange color.

In Rocko's Modern Life: Static Cling, Rocko pops in an orange Fatheads VHS tape, referencing the old Nickelodeon tapes which always came...

Rocko's Modern Life: Promote Your Stories > The four most absolutely insane XanderMartin98 fanfictions to date (ft. Rocko and Courage TCD) Forums xandermartin98 WARNING: All of these are EXTREMELY M-rated Journey To The Central Nervous System Of Muriel: Courage is sent inside Muriel's body by Di Lung and Eustace so that they can use it to torture and humiliate him nearly to death for their own sadistic amusement (as well as that of general no-life social media dwellers worldwide) and quickly ends up in her disgustingly incestual-dog-sex-memory-riddled brain, which he later uses to take control over her body and make her beat Lung and Eustace to death for HIS sadistic amusement; needless to say, this story ends up taking a SERIOUS toll on poor little Courage's mental health to say the least her ear canal and, a off her incredibly Filburt's Postmodern Wife: Rocko and Heffer are jealous of Filburt's smoking-hot new feline wife (Dr. Hutchison), so they sneak inside her brain throu disgusting head parasites, take control over her body to make her engage in a multitude of hilariously gross and humiliating (not to mention televised) BDSM sex acts with her abusive new husband fighti The Buzz On How Maggie Got Fondled By Flecko: Maggie Pesky (from The Buzz On Maggie) is lured into the brain of Virginia Wolfe (from Rocko's Modern Life) through her ear canal by Flecko (also from Rocko's Modern Life), who has been re-written into her pedophilic, unspeakably filthy adoptive uncle, so that he can horrifically r*pe Maggie inside of said brain while Virginia's entire family is forced to watch The Buzz On How Maggie Got Inside Her Psychiatrist's Head: After being wrongly declared legally insane by the Supreme Court in the trial that she ends up being put on for murdering Flecko in self-defense, Maggie finds herself locked up in a cannibalistic asylum run by utterly demented serial rapists and, after getting her brain violently sabotaged from the inside by those very same serial rapists, quickly realizes that the only way she's ever going to be able to truly outsmart them is by shrinking herself back to her original insect size and doing much of the same to them as hilariously over-the-top payback Jun 26. Edited Jun 26 #1 Reply Honestly, XanderMartin98 should be inducted into the Lolcow Hall Of Fame just for writing these four fanfics alone
Rocko's Modern Life: Promote Your Stories > The four most absolutely insane XanderMartin98 fanfictions to date (ft. Rocko and Courage TCD)
 Forums
 xandermartin98
 WARNING: All of these are EXTREMELY M-rated
 Journey To The Central Nervous System Of Muriel: Courage is sent inside Muriel's body by Di Lung and Eustace so that they can use it to torture and humiliate him nearly to death for their own
 sadistic amusement (as well as that of general no-life social media dwellers worldwide) and quickly ends up in her disgustingly incestual-dog-sex-memory-riddled brain, which he later uses to take control
 over her body and make her beat Lung and Eustace to death for HIS sadistic amusement; needless to say, this story ends up taking a SERIOUS toll on poor little Courage's mental health to say the least
 her ear canal and, a
 off her incredibly
 Filburt's Postmodern Wife: Rocko and Heffer are jealous of Filburt's smoking-hot new feline wife (Dr. Hutchison), so they sneak inside her brain throu
 disgusting head parasites, take control over her body to make her engage in a multitude of hilariously gross and humiliating (not to mention televised) BDSM sex acts with her abusive new husband
 fighti
 The Buzz On How Maggie Got Fondled By Flecko: Maggie Pesky (from The Buzz On Maggie) is lured into the brain of Virginia Wolfe (from Rocko's Modern Life) through her ear canal by Flecko (also from
 Rocko's Modern Life), who has been re-written into her pedophilic, unspeakably filthy adoptive uncle, so that he can horrifically r*pe Maggie inside of said brain while Virginia's entire family is forced to watch
 The Buzz On How Maggie Got Inside Her Psychiatrist's Head: After being wrongly declared legally insane by the Supreme Court in the trial that she ends up being put on for murdering Flecko in self-defense,
 Maggie finds herself locked up in a cannibalistic asylum run by utterly demented serial rapists and, after getting her brain violently sabotaged from the inside by those very same serial rapists, quickly
 realizes that the only way she's ever going to be able to truly outsmart them is by shrinking herself back to her original insect size and doing much of the same to them as hilariously over-the-top payback
 Jun 26. Edited Jun 26 #1
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Honestly, XanderMartin98 should be inducted into the Lolcow Hall Of Fame just for writing these four fanfics alone

Honestly, XanderMartin98 should be inducted into the Lolcow Hall Of Fame just for writing these four fanfics alone

Rocko's Modern Life: FO The Buzz On How Maggie Got Inside Her Psychiatrist's Head by xandermarting8 22 May 2019 Rocko's Modern Life, The Buzz on Maggie Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Rape/Non-Con, Underage, Flecko (Rocko's Modern Life)/Maggie Pesky, Paula Hutchison/Maggie Pesky, Chuck Chameleon/Leon Chameleon, Maggie Pesky/ Rayna Cartflight, Paula Hutchison/Filburt Shellbach, Maggie Pesky, Paula Hutchison, Chuck (Rocko's Modern Life), Leon (Rocko's Modern Life), Original Characters, John Kricfalusi, Virginia Wolfe, Filburt Shellbach, Rocko (Rocko's Modern Life), Donald Trump, Submarine Man (Soundcloud), Boyd Cooper, Sly Cooper, Bentley (Sly Cooper), Murray (Sly Cooper), Ed Bighead, Beverly Bighead, Pedophilia, Mind Control, Brain Damage, Brain Surgery, Puppets, Insanity, Movie References, Pop Culture, Companionable Snark, Hallucinations, Vore, Dark Past, Dark Character, Dark Fantasy, Dark Comedy, Corpse Desecration, Public Sex, Underage Rape/Non-con, Date Rape Drug/Roofies, Fantastic Racism, Racism, Weirdness, Weird Plot Shit, Weird Biology, Hammerspace, TV Tropes, Tropes, Cannibalism, Conspiracy, Murder, Murder-Suicide, Suicide, Child Murder, Child Abuse, Parasites, Child Neglect, Uncle/Niece Incest, Necrophilia, Blood and Gore, Sexual Violence, Domestic Violence, Violence, Cartoon Physics, US Supreme Court, Sadism, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Crack Treated Seriously, Underage Drinking, Underage Sex, LSD, Scat, Anal Vore, Stereotypes, Female Homosexuality, Male Homosexuality, Homosexuality, Surreal, Food Porn, Inflation, Shrinking, Growing, Size Alteration, Brain Fetish, Childhood Trauma, Nightmares, Need Brain Bleach, N word, Foot Fetish, MILFS, Inspirational Speeches, Speeches, Creepy, Anthropomorphic, Furry, LGBTQ Themes, Lesbian Sex, Lesbian Character, Bisexual Female Character, Bisexuality, Fucked Up, Crossover Pairings, Crossover, Crack Relationships, Crack Crossover, Dark Crack, Satire, Giantess - Freeform, Endosomatophilia, POV Third Person, BDSM, Childhood Sexual Abuse, Explicit Language, Explicit Sexual Content, Medical Trauma, Female Domination, Male Domination, Tickling, Psychological Drama, Drama & Romance, Body Horror, Psychological Horror, Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Physical Abuse, Past Child Abuse, Past Sexual Abuse, Substance Abuse, Drug Abuse, Sexual Abuse, Emotional/Psychological Abuse, Gross, Mind Manipulation, Emotional Manipulation, Manipulation, Disturbing Themes, Wordcount: 50.000-100.000, Originally Posted on FanFiction.Net, nickelodeon, Disney Channel, Extremely Underage, Dysfunctional Relationships, product placement, Puns & Word Play, Public Masturbation, Masturbation, Hell, Creampie, Eye Sex, Psychological Torture, Medical Torture, Torture, Depressing, Sad with a Happy Ending, Cynical, WTF, Earwax Fetish, Fetish Clothing, Fetish, Brain Vore In a sort of between-events sequel to previous Rocko/Maggie crossover fanfic "The Buzz On How Maggie Got Fondled By Flecko" that is So ridiculously offensive and generally dark/cynical that it actually makes the original story look like freaking BARNEY AND FRIENDS by comparison, Maggie Pesky, after being declared legally insane in the Supreme Court trial that she had found herself being put on for self-defensively murdering Flecko in the previous story, is carted off to the world's most horrifically abusive mental asylum by Dr. Hutchison; to make a long story short, hilarity of numerous incredibly sadistic and generally fucked-up varieties ensues. Edit Edit Tags Language: English Words: 56,185 Chapters: 5/5 Hits: 0 Guess which incredibly disturbing and pedophilic Rocko's Modern Life / Buzz On Maggie crossover fanfic just got a sequel that actually manages to make IT look absolutely sweet and innocent by comparison?
Rocko's Modern Life: FO The Buzz On How Maggie Got Inside Her Psychiatrist's Head by xandermarting8
 22 May 2019
 Rocko's Modern Life, The Buzz on Maggie
 Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Rape/Non-Con, Underage, Flecko (Rocko's Modern Life)/Maggie Pesky, Paula Hutchison/Maggie Pesky, Chuck
 Chameleon/Leon Chameleon, Maggie Pesky/ Rayna Cartflight, Paula Hutchison/Filburt Shellbach, Maggie Pesky, Paula Hutchison, Chuck (Rocko's Modern Life), Leon (Rocko's
 Modern Life), Original Characters, John Kricfalusi, Virginia Wolfe, Filburt Shellbach, Rocko (Rocko's Modern Life), Donald Trump, Submarine Man (Soundcloud), Boyd Cooper,
 Sly Cooper, Bentley (Sly Cooper), Murray (Sly Cooper), Ed Bighead, Beverly Bighead, Pedophilia, Mind Control, Brain Damage, Brain Surgery, Puppets, Insanity, Movie
 References, Pop Culture, Companionable Snark, Hallucinations, Vore, Dark Past, Dark Character, Dark Fantasy, Dark Comedy, Corpse Desecration, Public Sex, Underage
 Rape/Non-con, Date Rape Drug/Roofies, Fantastic Racism, Racism, Weirdness, Weird Plot Shit, Weird Biology, Hammerspace, TV Tropes, Tropes, Cannibalism, Conspiracy,
 Murder, Murder-Suicide, Suicide, Child Murder, Child Abuse, Parasites, Child Neglect, Uncle/Niece Incest, Necrophilia, Blood and Gore, Sexual Violence, Domestic Violence,
 Violence, Cartoon Physics, US Supreme Court, Sadism, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Crack Treated Seriously, Underage Drinking, Underage Sex, LSD, Scat, Anal
 Vore, Stereotypes, Female Homosexuality, Male Homosexuality, Homosexuality, Surreal, Food Porn, Inflation, Shrinking, Growing, Size Alteration, Brain Fetish, Childhood
 Trauma, Nightmares, Need Brain Bleach, N word, Foot Fetish, MILFS, Inspirational Speeches, Speeches, Creepy, Anthropomorphic, Furry, LGBTQ Themes, Lesbian Sex,
 Lesbian Character, Bisexual Female Character, Bisexuality, Fucked Up, Crossover Pairings, Crossover, Crack Relationships, Crack Crossover, Dark Crack, Satire, Giantess -
 Freeform, Endosomatophilia, POV Third Person, BDSM, Childhood Sexual Abuse, Explicit Language, Explicit Sexual Content, Medical Trauma, Female Domination, Male
 Domination, Tickling, Psychological Drama, Drama & Romance, Body Horror, Psychological Horror, Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Physical Abuse, Past Child Abuse, Past Sexual
 Abuse, Substance Abuse, Drug Abuse, Sexual Abuse, Emotional/Psychological Abuse, Gross, Mind Manipulation, Emotional Manipulation, Manipulation, Disturbing Themes,
 Wordcount: 50.000-100.000, Originally Posted on FanFiction.Net, nickelodeon, Disney Channel, Extremely Underage, Dysfunctional Relationships, product placement, Puns &
 Word Play, Public Masturbation, Masturbation, Hell, Creampie, Eye Sex, Psychological Torture, Medical Torture, Torture, Depressing, Sad with a Happy Ending, Cynical,
 WTF, Earwax Fetish, Fetish Clothing, Fetish, Brain Vore
 In a sort of between-events sequel to previous Rocko/Maggie crossover fanfic "The Buzz On How Maggie Got Fondled By Flecko" that is So ridiculously offensive and generally
 dark/cynical that it actually makes the original story look like freaking BARNEY AND FRIENDS by comparison, Maggie Pesky, after being declared legally insane in the Supreme
 Court trial that she had found herself being put on for self-defensively murdering Flecko in the previous story, is carted off to the world's most horrifically abusive mental
 asylum by Dr. Hutchison; to make a long story short, hilarity of numerous incredibly sadistic and generally fucked-up varieties ensues.
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Guess which incredibly disturbing and pedophilic Rocko's Modern Life / Buzz On Maggie crossover fanfic just got a sequel that actually manages to make IT look absolutely sweet and innocent by comparison?

Guess which incredibly disturbing and pedophilic Rocko's Modern Life / Buzz On Maggie crossover fanfic just got a sequel that actually ma...

Rocko's Modern Life: 13 hours ago teen accused of If you think the girls are falsely accusing him the your a dumbass, i know 3 or 4 others he raped and the school didn't want them to report him. When you dont report someone there just gonna keep doing them until there caught. He used to be my friend and it disappoints me seeing this. raping girl outside restaurant By 18 hrs ago 2Like Reply 11 hours ago So my wife is hooked on these Twilight books and then found out that there are movies out there and she had to see the first one having just completed the first book in the series. Like the wonderful husband I am, I agreed to watch this with her. I boggles my mind that with so many thousands of movies out there and so many examples of great film making that something like this could exist. The first hour was raw tedium. I know that the pretty girl and the vampire fall in love, but I never do understand exactly what they see in each other, except that this girl has the one mind that the vampire cannot read. Then at least the story got moving. I really enjoyed the guess who's coming to dinner" scene. (But that's been done before, like when Hef started dating an elk and brought her home to his wolf family in the overlooked classic cartoon Rocko's Modern Life. And it was done better in Rocko.) I also enjoyed the vampire baseball game. That was rather creative. Like Reply Courtesy photo police Comment on an article about rape allegations (not on Facebook)
Rocko's Modern Life: 13 hours ago
 teen accused of
 If you think the girls are falsely accusing him the your a
 dumbass, i know 3 or 4 others he raped and the school didn't
 want them to report him. When you dont report someone
 there just gonna keep doing them until there caught. He
 used to be my friend and it disappoints me seeing this.
 raping girl outside
 restaurant
 By
 18 hrs ago
 2Like
 Reply
 11 hours ago
 So my wife is hooked on these Twilight
 books and then found out that there are movies out
 there and she had to see the first one having just
 completed the first book in the series. Like the
 wonderful husband I am, I agreed to watch this with
 her.
 I boggles my mind that with so many thousands of
 movies out there and so many examples of great film
 making that something like this could exist. The first
 hour was raw tedium. I know that the pretty girl and
 the vampire fall in love, but I never do understand
 exactly what they see in each other, except that this
 girl has the one mind that the vampire cannot read.
 Then at least the story got moving. I really enjoyed the
 guess who's coming to dinner" scene. (But that's
 been done before, like when Hef started dating an elk
 and brought her home to his wolf family in the
 overlooked classic cartoon Rocko's Modern Life. And
 it was done better in Rocko.)
 I also enjoyed the vampire baseball game. That was
 rather creative.
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Rocko's Modern Life: Maggie Got Fondled By Flecko by The Buzz On How The Buzz on Maggie, Rocko's Modern Life 18 Dec 2e18 Graphic Depictions of Violence, Major Character Death, Rape/Non-Con, Underage, Maggie Pesky/Flecko The Fly, Maggie Pesky, Flecko (Rocko's Modern Life, Virginia Wolfe, Peter Wolfe, Cindy Wolfe, George Wolfe, Grandpa Wolfe, Chauncey Pesky, Frieda Pesky, Pupert Pesky, Aldrin Pesky, Rocko (Rocko's Modern Life), Heffer Wolfe, Filburt Shellbach, Edward Bighead, Beverly Bighead, Paula Hutchison, Pedophilia, Rape, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, flies, Anthropomorphic, Furry, Bugs & Insects, Brain Surgery, Mind Control, BDSM, Attempted Murder, Teen Pregnancy, Underage Sex, Gross, US Supreme Court, Crack Treated Seriously, Cartoon Physics, Crossover Pairings, Crossover, Racism, Fantastic Racism, Immigration & Emigration, Non-Consensual Blow Jobs, Foot Jobs, Foot Fetish, Child Abuse, Childhood Sexual Abuse, Childhood Trauma, Drama & Romance, Psychological Horror, Body Horror, Cameras, Video Cameras, Gallows Humor, Inappropriate Humor, Angst and Humor, Humor, Pop Culture, Disturbing Themes, Drugs Made Them Do It, Drugs, Creepy, Bad Parenting, Emotionally Compromised, Puppets, Uncle/Niece Incest, Incest, Extremely Underage, Underage Drug Use, Underage Rape/Non-con, Satire, Manipulation, Sadism, Corpse Desecration, Stabbing Blood and Gore, Cutting, Dysfunctional Family, Dysfunctional Relationships, Psychological Trauma, Medical Trauma, Fucked Up, Dark Comedy, Fanfiction, Dark, Crack Relationships, Dark Crack, nickelodeon, Disney Channel, Disney, Brain Damage, Neurophilia (Brain Fetish), Need Brain Bleach, Puns & Word Play, Creampie, Companionable Snark, Weird Biology, Weirdness, Surreal, Food Porn, Nudity, Child Neglect, Childbirth, Hallucinations, LSD, Forcefeeding, Inspirational Speeches, Four Arms - Freeform, Six Limbs, Vore, Endosomatophilia, outside world, Giantess Freeform, Shrinking, Growing, Size Alteration, Size Difference, Male Domination, Bondage, POV First Person, Anal, Knifeplay In this Rocko's Modern Life / Buzz On Maggie crossover fanfic that (for obvious reasons) is in fact likely the VERY first of its kind, Maggie gets kidnapped from her home by Flecko (a filthy, smelly hobo masquerading as her uncle in the real world outside the junkyard being used as a lure, and is led into a rather...INTERESTING scenario, to say the least. Viewer discretion (and having watched A Time To Kill) is most certainly advised , with her being able to find a better life Language: English Words: 19,539 Chapters: 1/1 Collections: 2 Comments: 4 Kudos: 3 Bookmarks: 2 Hits: 4042 We've done it; we've found the single most fucked-up fanfic ever written (Again, Rocko fans beware; as was mentioned in the previous post about it, the story is about a pair of flies that are both from the same family having pedophilic non-consensual BDSM incest sex inside of an old woman's brain)
Rocko's Modern Life: Maggie Got Fondled By Flecko by
 The Buzz On How
 The Buzz on Maggie, Rocko's Modern Life
 18 Dec 2e18
 Graphic Depictions of Violence, Major Character Death, Rape/Non-Con, Underage, Maggie Pesky/Flecko The Fly, Maggie Pesky, Flecko (Rocko's Modern Life, Virginia Wolfe, Peter Wolfe, Cindy Wolfe, George Wolfe, Grandpa Wolfe, Chauncey Pesky, Frieda
 Pesky, Pupert Pesky, Aldrin Pesky, Rocko (Rocko's Modern Life), Heffer Wolfe, Filburt Shellbach, Edward Bighead, Beverly Bighead, Paula Hutchison, Pedophilia, Rape, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, flies, Anthropomorphic, Furry, Bugs & Insects, Brain
 Surgery, Mind Control, BDSM, Attempted Murder, Teen Pregnancy, Underage Sex, Gross, US Supreme Court, Crack Treated Seriously, Cartoon Physics, Crossover Pairings, Crossover, Racism, Fantastic Racism, Immigration & Emigration, Non-Consensual Blow
 Jobs, Foot Jobs, Foot Fetish, Child Abuse, Childhood Sexual Abuse, Childhood Trauma, Drama & Romance, Psychological Horror, Body Horror, Cameras, Video Cameras, Gallows Humor, Inappropriate Humor, Angst and Humor, Humor, Pop Culture, Disturbing
 Themes, Drugs Made Them Do It, Drugs, Creepy, Bad Parenting, Emotionally Compromised, Puppets, Uncle/Niece Incest, Incest, Extremely Underage, Underage Drug Use, Underage Rape/Non-con, Satire, Manipulation, Sadism, Corpse Desecration, Stabbing
 Blood and Gore, Cutting, Dysfunctional Family, Dysfunctional Relationships, Psychological Trauma, Medical Trauma, Fucked Up, Dark Comedy, Fanfiction, Dark, Crack Relationships, Dark Crack, nickelodeon, Disney Channel, Disney, Brain Damage, Neurophilia
 (Brain Fetish), Need Brain Bleach, Puns & Word Play, Creampie, Companionable Snark, Weird Biology, Weirdness, Surreal, Food Porn, Nudity, Child Neglect, Childbirth, Hallucinations, LSD, Forcefeeding, Inspirational Speeches, Four Arms - Freeform, Six Limbs,
 Vore, Endosomatophilia, outside world, Giantess Freeform, Shrinking, Growing, Size Alteration, Size Difference, Male Domination, Bondage, POV First Person, Anal, Knifeplay
 In this Rocko's Modern Life / Buzz On Maggie crossover fanfic that (for obvious reasons) is in fact likely the VERY first of its kind, Maggie gets kidnapped from her home by Flecko (a filthy, smelly hobo masquerading as her uncle
 in the real world outside the junkyard being used as a lure, and is led into a rather...INTERESTING scenario, to say the least. Viewer discretion (and having watched A Time To Kill) is most certainly advised
 , with her being able to find a better life
 Language: English Words: 19,539 Chapters: 1/1 Collections: 2 Comments: 4 Kudos: 3 Bookmarks: 2 Hits: 4042
We've done it; we've found the single most fucked-up fanfic ever written (Again, Rocko fans beware; as was mentioned in the previous post about it, the story is about a pair of flies that are both from the same family having pedophilic non-consensual BDSM incest sex inside of an old woman's brain)

We've done it; we've found the single most fucked-up fanfic ever written (Again, Rocko fans beware; as was mentioned in the previous post...

Rocko's Modern Life: Stephen Hillenburg From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia You have a new message (last change) Stephen McDannell Hillenburg (August 21, 1961 - November 26, 2018) was an American cartoonist, voice actor, and marine biologist. He was best known as the creator of the Nickelodeon animated television series SpongeBob SquarePants (1999-, which he also directed, produced, and wrote. It has aone on to become the fifth longest-running American animated series.JHe was disrespected at Super Bowl LIll by Maroon 5 and the bum Travis Scott with a classic bait-and-switch scam o Sweet Victory Born in Lawton, Oklahoma and raised in Anaheim, California, Hillenburg became fascinated with the ocean as a child and developed an interest in art. He started his professional career in 1984, instructing marine biology, at the Orange County Marine Institute, where he wrote The Intertidal Zone, an informative comic book about tide-pool animals, which he used to educate his students. In 1989, two years after leaving teaching, Hillenburg enrolled at the California Institute of the Arts to pursue a career in animation. He was later offered a job on the Nickelodeon animated television series Rocko's Modern Life (1993-1996) after his success with The Green Beret and Wormholes (both 1992), short films that he made while studying animation Stephen Hillenburg In 1994, Hillenburg began developing The Intertidal Zone characters and concepts for what became SpongeBob SquarePants. The show premiered in 1999 and has aired since then. He also directed The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004), which he originally intended to be the series finale. However, Nickelodeon wanted to produce more episodes, so Hillenburg in 2011, presenting the original SpongeBob SquarePants series bible
Rocko's Modern Life: Stephen Hillenburg
 From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
 You have a new message (last change)
 Stephen McDannell Hillenburg (August 21, 1961 - November 26, 2018) was an American cartoonist, voice actor, and
 marine biologist. He was best known as the creator of the Nickelodeon animated television series SpongeBob SquarePants
 (1999-, which he also directed, produced, and wrote. It has aone on to become the fifth longest-running American animated
 series.JHe was disrespected at Super Bowl LIll by Maroon 5 and the bum Travis Scott with a classic bait-and-switch scam o
 Sweet Victory
 Born in Lawton, Oklahoma and raised in Anaheim, California, Hillenburg became fascinated with the ocean as a child and
 developed an interest in art. He started his professional career in 1984, instructing marine biology, at the Orange County
 Marine Institute, where he wrote The Intertidal Zone, an informative comic book about tide-pool animals, which he used to
 educate his students. In 1989, two years after leaving teaching, Hillenburg enrolled at the California Institute of the Arts to
 pursue a career in animation. He was later offered a job on the Nickelodeon animated television series Rocko's Modern Life
 (1993-1996) after his success with The Green Beret and Wormholes (both 1992), short films that he made while studying
 animation
 Stephen Hillenburg
 In 1994, Hillenburg began developing The Intertidal Zone characters and concepts for what became SpongeBob
 SquarePants. The show premiered in 1999 and has aired since then. He also directed The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie
 (2004), which he originally intended to be the series finale. However, Nickelodeon wanted to produce more episodes, so
 Hillenburg in 2011, presenting the original
 SpongeBob SquarePants series bible
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When you find out they're making a rockos modern Life movie but you know they're gonna ruin it

When you find out they're making a rockos modern Life movie but you know they're gonna ruin it