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eBay, Target, and Tumblr: PAEDIATRICIAN BODY SUIT PERSONALISED DADDYS LITTLE BABY GROW GIFT New (other) DADDYS LITTLE PAEDIATRICIAN £14.99 Free postage ONCOLOGIST BODY SUIT PERSONALISED DADDYS LITTLE BABY GROW GIFT New (other) DADDYS LITTLE ONCOLOGIS £14.99 Free postage PHILOSOPHER BODY SUIT PERSONALISED DADDYS LITTLE BABY GROW GIFT New (other) DADDYS LITTLE PHILOSOPHER £14.99 FULKER BODY SUIT PERSONALISED DADDYS LITTLE BABY GROW GIFT New (other) DADDYS LITTLE ULKER £14.99 Free postage GILDER BODY SUIT PERSONALISED DADDYS LITTLE BABY GROW GIFT New (other) DADDYS LITTLE GILDER £14.99 Free postage KEDGER BODY SUIT PERSONALISED DADDYS LITTLE BABY GROW GIFT New (other) DADDYS LITTLE KEDGER £14.99 Free postage HORSELEECH BODY SUIT PERSONALISED DADDYS LITTLE BABY GROW GIFT New (other) DADDYS LITTLE HORSELEECH £14.99 Free postage RODMAN BODY SUIT PERSONALISED DADDYS LITTLE BABY GROW GIFT New (other) DADDYS LITTLE RODMAN £14.99 Free postage HUSBANDMAN BODY SUIT PERSONALISED DADDYS LITTLE BABY GROW GIFT New (other) DADDYS LITTLE HUSBANDMAN £14.99 Free postage STRIKEBREAKER BODY SUIT PERSONALISED DADDYS LITTLE BABY GR New (other) DADDYS LITTLE STRIKEBREAKER £14.99 Free postage MORTICIAN BODY SUIT PERSONALISED DADDYS LITTLE BABY GROW GIFT New (other) DADDYS LITTLE MORTICIAN £14.99 Free postage elodieunderglass: An aesthetic that first appears to be pure and basic Heterosexuals Are At It Again, but becomes increasingly uncomfortable until you finally understand: these babygrows (onesies) with parental professions on eBay. An entrepreneurial sort, eBay user “justtheshirt” realized that for some people, the perfect gift for, say, the baby of a beekeeper is a onesie saying “Daddy’s Little Beekeeper.” In fact, the more obscure the profession, the more excited the customer will feel about the representation! So they took a list of All the Professions, and generated a listing for each one. If someone buys a onesie, they can stamp it with whatever the listing said - and make a rather enormous profit, on a £3 onesie, having made exactly one design and used one script. Genius! The issue is, they didn’t curate the list. Not a single human appears to have overseen this process. So they have inadvertently created some uncomfortably themed babywear, like “Daddy’s Little Maid,” “Daddy’s Little Nightwalker,” and “Daddy’s Little Courtesan.” The database also contained a massive proportion of obscure Medieval English professions, like “fulker” and “meader” and “whipcord maker.” (The auto-generated listing enthuses something like, “the perfect gift for a whipcord maker - or just for someone who wishes they were one!”) There are onesies for babies whose daddies are herbalists, muleteers and sacristans. I have come full circle in my feelings about this and now I am all in favor of dressing babies in these, as long as the profession is incredibly obscure, and the daddy in question refuses to explain anything.
eBay, Target, and Tumblr: PAEDIATRICIAN BODY SUIT
 PERSONALISED DADDYS
 LITTLE BABY GROW GIFT
 New (other)
 DADDYS LITTLE
 PAEDIATRICIAN
 £14.99
 Free postage
 ONCOLOGIST BODY SUIT
 PERSONALISED DADDYS
 LITTLE BABY GROW GIFT
 New (other)
 DADDYS LITTLE
 ONCOLOGIS
 £14.99
 Free postage
 PHILOSOPHER BODY SUIT
 PERSONALISED DADDYS
 LITTLE BABY GROW GIFT
 New (other)
 DADDYS LITTLE
 PHILOSOPHER
 £14.99

 FULKER BODY SUIT
 PERSONALISED DADDYS
 LITTLE BABY GROW GIFT
 New (other)
 DADDYS LITTLE
 ULKER
 £14.99
 Free postage
 GILDER BODY SUIT
 PERSONALISED DADDYS
 LITTLE BABY GROW GIFT
 New (other)
 DADDYS LITTLE
 GILDER
 £14.99
 Free postage
 KEDGER BODY SUIT
 PERSONALISED DADDYS
 LITTLE BABY GROW GIFT
 New (other)
 DADDYS LITTLE
 KEDGER
 £14.99
 Free postage

 HORSELEECH BODY SUIT
 PERSONALISED DADDYS
 LITTLE BABY GROW GIFT
 New (other)
 DADDYS LITTLE
 HORSELEECH
 £14.99
 Free postage
 RODMAN BODY SUIT
 PERSONALISED DADDYS
 LITTLE BABY GROW GIFT
 New (other)
 DADDYS LITTLE
 RODMAN
 £14.99
 Free postage

 HUSBANDMAN BODY SUIT
 PERSONALISED DADDYS
 LITTLE BABY GROW GIFT
 New (other)
 DADDYS LITTLE
 HUSBANDMAN
 £14.99
 Free postage
 STRIKEBREAKER BODY
 SUIT PERSONALISED
 DADDYS LITTLE BABY GR
 New (other)
 DADDYS LITTLE
 STRIKEBREAKER
 £14.99
 Free postage
 MORTICIAN BODY SUIT
 PERSONALISED DADDYS
 LITTLE BABY GROW GIFT
 New (other)
 DADDYS LITTLE
 MORTICIAN
 £14.99
 Free postage
elodieunderglass:

An aesthetic that first appears to be pure and basic Heterosexuals Are At It Again, but becomes increasingly uncomfortable until you finally understand: 

these babygrows (onesies) with parental professions on eBay.

An entrepreneurial sort, eBay user “justtheshirt” realized that for some people, the perfect gift for, say, the baby of a beekeeper is a onesie saying “Daddy’s Little Beekeeper.” In fact, the more obscure the profession, the more excited the customer will feel about the representation! So they took a list of All the Professions, and generated a listing for each one. If someone buys a onesie, they can stamp it with whatever the listing said - and make a rather enormous profit, on a £3 onesie, having made exactly one design and used one script. Genius!

The issue is, they didn’t curate the list.  Not a single human appears to have overseen this process. So they have inadvertently created some  uncomfortably themed babywear, like “Daddy’s Little Maid,” “Daddy’s Little Nightwalker,” and “Daddy’s Little Courtesan.” 

The database also contained a massive proportion of obscure Medieval English professions, like “fulker” and “meader” and “whipcord maker.” (The auto-generated listing enthuses something like, “the perfect gift for a whipcord maker - or just for someone who wishes they were one!”) 

There are onesies for babies whose daddies are herbalists, muleteers and sacristans.

I have come full circle in my feelings about this and now I am all in favor of dressing babies in these, as long as the profession is incredibly obscure, and the daddy in question refuses to explain anything.

elodieunderglass: An aesthetic that first appears to be pure and basic Heterosexuals Are At It Again, but becomes increasingly uncomfortabl...

Growing Up, I Bet, and Memes: Wtf it fiat!!! sry fan My momma told me One day I'mma grow up big and I'mma be a king And my poppa told me- It's ok to sing when shit hurts Don't forget your dreams Cuz' they'll get you through this So called life, they call living but I call it strange And I bet I'll do it Cuz' I'm on my way and strong enough that I can shake the pain Mr. sunshine, Mr. rainstorm Meet me in the conference room we need to brainstorm Need some middle ground, need an even keel But you're at war picking sides give me fever chills I'll take em' both like my flu shot broke I need the give and take to keep me out of that moat My head above water thoughts to those lost this week All these tragedies stay on repeat Like we can't shake shit, I can't speak on it Fist to the sky but I can't beat on it Drink in my cup so I'm gon' sip on it Cam newton's prolly pissed, he can't stiff arm em' All these levels of these relative problems And benevolence is elegance for those who can solve them I'm feeling pretty low like I'm stuck at the bottom But I know I'll rebound like the bulls with Rodman I am, just exactly what I will be Just a guy who can rhyme n' chop ill beats One day I'll recover from what ails me Till then I'm on that fuck- what the sales be They talk about death, we're tryna live life While they're signal says left but they really going right But who cares they got nothing to improve upon Meanwhile we past them, fast lane, rubicon So let the shitstorm rang in They try to dap us up, but we just leave em' hanging Yeah- so let em' catch up with the language They can talk shit but you know that we can manage - they say they tired of the metaphors They are only pissed that they never really ready for em' -- so go ahead and get ready for em' Pop another bottle cuz' you gonna' need a steady arm - it's like we're living in the Tron Game Lines are all blurred cuz' we're sippin on the bombay - john stock verse lebron james No competition when you factor in the time change Babe Ruth sucks-- fuck what the books say I could strike him out with 3 pitches in an arm sling Yeah- and we can do anything.
Growing Up, I Bet, and Memes: Wtf it fiat!!!
 sry fan
My momma told me One day I'mma grow up big and I'mma be a king And my poppa told me- It's ok to sing when shit hurts Don't forget your dreams Cuz' they'll get you through this So called life, they call living but I call it strange And I bet I'll do it Cuz' I'm on my way and strong enough that I can shake the pain Mr. sunshine, Mr. rainstorm Meet me in the conference room we need to brainstorm Need some middle ground, need an even keel But you're at war picking sides give me fever chills I'll take em' both like my flu shot broke I need the give and take to keep me out of that moat My head above water thoughts to those lost this week All these tragedies stay on repeat Like we can't shake shit, I can't speak on it Fist to the sky but I can't beat on it Drink in my cup so I'm gon' sip on it Cam newton's prolly pissed, he can't stiff arm em' All these levels of these relative problems And benevolence is elegance for those who can solve them I'm feeling pretty low like I'm stuck at the bottom But I know I'll rebound like the bulls with Rodman I am, just exactly what I will be Just a guy who can rhyme n' chop ill beats One day I'll recover from what ails me Till then I'm on that fuck- what the sales be They talk about death, we're tryna live life While they're signal says left but they really going right But who cares they got nothing to improve upon Meanwhile we past them, fast lane, rubicon So let the shitstorm rang in They try to dap us up, but we just leave em' hanging Yeah- so let em' catch up with the language They can talk shit but you know that we can manage - they say they tired of the metaphors They are only pissed that they never really ready for em' -- so go ahead and get ready for em' Pop another bottle cuz' you gonna' need a steady arm - it's like we're living in the Tron Game Lines are all blurred cuz' we're sippin on the bombay - john stock verse lebron james No competition when you factor in the time change Babe Ruth sucks-- fuck what the books say I could strike him out with 3 pitches in an arm sling Yeah- and we can do anything.

My momma told me One day I'mma grow up big and I'mma be a king And my poppa told me- It's ok to sing when shit hurts Don't forget your dream...